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>>683868095
/thread

Having everyone come to hate you while you try too keep them happy and while you don't seem smart to them you know life is pointless and their ignorance to the truth becomes annoying

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I met a woman online, after meeting up and a year later moving to be with her. Long story short she was agoraphobic, 5 years together and within that 5 years I not only helped her leave her house more and more everyday but she made it all the way to my hometown 1400 miles away. This took every dime I made with this shit ass job I landed when I moved here. You can never understand what that means unless you know someone with that shit....it sucks, any way she left me a year after that for another man she met online. Two years later I'm still fucked in the head over it.

>>683867882
I woke up and realized I'm worthless wasting my life going to school I don't care about working a shitty job I don't care about have no friends or family that cares and I haven't killed my pathetic self because I cling to the smallest bit of hope that one day someone will love me

My life

>>683867882
I accidentally ordered a medium instead of a large one time :/

>>683867882

When my dad died.

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>>683869258

>>683869295
Same

>>683867882

Didn't get my dream job last year after the final round of interviews. Been working in a shit job now for a year hating my life.

Being born.

>>683867882
I was playing tetris at school in the 8th grade when the school had to go on lock down because my dad killed himself across the street.

I'm super pissed I lost that game I was close to my high score.

my fiance insisted on no kids, demanded it, raved about it

our wedding night, I took off the condom, looked her right in the eyes and shot a load right in her pussy

she cried while I told her I would kill her if she got an abortion

a year and a half later, we're divorced and I am about to get full custody of our kid

ha ha dumb bitch

>>683867882
existing

>>683869742
fuckingkek

>>683869722
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>683867882
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>>683870089
actually a true story. Blew his haed off with a 12 gauge. We lived across the street from the school so when all the cops showed up they locked down the school when I was in computer class

>>683867882
my pupper died

>>683869043
>any way she left me a year after that for another man she met online

who didn't see that coming?

>>683869375

i ordered a large pepperoni once. they were out of pepperoni (what fucking pizza place runs out of pepperoni?), so they gave me a large ham pizza.

HAM PIZZA

>>683871943
thats rough man. I wouldn't have recovered from that

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>>683871300

>>683872100

they didn't even call and ask. i could have gotten a sausage pizza. who the fuck orders a ham pizza?

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>>683867882
Jews.

Everywere.

>>683870457
I wish all copypasta was this cool

i bit into a rotten apple

>>683869258
someone will, but dont sit at home all the time, or they wont find you.

Married right out of high school to the only girl I ever dated. She told me she was pregnant. Got married. That was 17 years ago. She sees me as a paycheck. Never fuck. I hate her guts, wish her cancer. Don't leave because I am afraid of what my friends will think.

>>683875431
what can they think? "oh he's free at last, time to go fucking partying together"

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>>683867882
I was drinking milk and on mid air a fly fell on my mouth and i chew on it..

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>>683867882
>life started falling apart from depression
>losing all friends
>only had a few friends left
>started getting feelings for one of my last friends
>fuckme.jpeg
>told her about the feelings and then she fucks around with my feelings
>then tells me "we aren't friends"
>want to kms
pic related, it's her

My girlfriend turned into the moon.

>>683867882
I fell down a spiral staircase when I was 5 with a pool cue in my mouth.

>>683876848
>with a pool cue in my mouth
what the actual fuck

>>683876837
Everybody wants mac tonight

>>683876998
Yeah...I was at the top of the stairs bouncing the tip end off my bottom lip with my mouth open...took a step down and missed...fell and the cue hit a step ripping the roof of my mouth open then as I fell it hit another step and punctured the back of my throat. I'm lucky it never went right through my fucking neck.

>>683867882
Getting a flu shot and one week later get diagnosed with type 1 diabeties and addisons disease

>>683877522
That's fucked

>>683877526
Coincidence.

I got cancer and my girlfriend soon to be fiance left me two weeks into chemotherapy

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worst life experience

>>be me
>>be preteen
>>family done vacationing
>>gotta eat and catch plane
>> gottagofast.jpeg
>>despite my protests, family chooses deny's
>>never been to deny's. don't know what to get
>>want brownie sundae but dad says i need real food
>>order pizza
>>get served
>>waitress gives me a piece of slimey rubber
>>"looks bad, but it still is pizza" i think
>>bite in and gag. try to swallow lifeless lumps
>>want sundae so i must finish
>>eat half of it before i turn green
>>family realizes i'm eating satan's anus
>> deny's see's it too and apologizes
>>serves me sundae for free
>>still feel the pizza eating me from inside
>>mfw i can't eat the sundae

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>>683877668

>>683876473
>liking a pooinloo

>>683876473
kys

>>683867882
lost my hearing when i was physically/sexually abused as a child
i now have about 20% of my hearing back

>>683877874
I know fam, I don't know how.
>>683877893
Not killing myself over a poo in loo

Realized we're all just contributing to a cycle of evolution that has no real purpose end will all inevitably end one day with no trace of human existence left behind

>>683877664
That's rough

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>>683867882
Morested

>>683878241
What made you realise?

>>683878085
That's your worst life experience? Yeah you should kill yourself because your life isn't worth living.

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>>683877664

>>683878031
How'd that happen?

>>683867882
i have 2 "friends" they are awesome when it is both of them separate but together they just are total dicks to me i feel as though i can do nothing about this does anyone else have this problem?

>>683878445
Marriage

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>>683878470
and yours is?

my daughter and my fiancee died within 4 months of eachother.

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I was born with one testicle :( I want to fuck a bitch be scared she'll laugh

>>683878543
with a screwdriver

>>683877664
That's pretty legit fucked up right there, I feel sorry bro

>>683878734
Clever respomse.

> Be 6
> Raped by 2 girls on the same occasion

> Now be 20
> Question sexuality

>>683878770
XD

Went over to my female friend to ask her out only to have her introduce me to her newly met boyfriend.

>>683878547
also one of the friends is life long slowly drifting apart tho

>>683878769
You shouldn't have been feeding them bleach

>>683878547
My friend and I treat our friend the exact same way. At least you're bringing joy to their lives.

>>683878769
Did you get a lot of insurance monwy?

>>683877585
Indeed.

I remember my mates dad holding me above their kitchen sink whilst blood was just pouring from my mouth and nose. It was crazy. I remember his dad just saying "fuck, fuck, fuck" over and over. I think he thought my dad was going to kill him for letting this happen to me in his home.

>>683879306
its the fucking worst im sure he feels the same man its not cool

>>683879148
Had this happen to me too many times

Was a passenger in a car wreck where I fractured my neck, concussion, and had bruising so bad on a nerve in my back that I had to walk with cane for 5 months. I woke up in time in the car to witness one of my best friends taking his last breaths.

>>683867882
Watched my grandpa die when I was 6.

>>683867882
The worst thing.. Is that I know that op Is a faggot and can't do nothing about it

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>>683878547
Who is this

>>683879536
We only do it because my friend is a cringefest. Maybe they'll stop if you don't act like a fucking autist.

I was molested by my cousin when I was 5-7 years old.

I can't enjoy sex and fell in love with my best friend, not sure if it's related but it overall it's left me unable to have a relationship and she rejected me in half a second and now I'm stuck in an awkward friendship with someone that refuses to let me leave, not that I'd be able to without breaking down and crawling back to her anyway just to resume this depressing way of living.

>>683879593
Rough shit

>>683879603
Cause of death?

>>683867882
The last 3 years of high school

>>683878892
Wait what?

>me
>beat by dad
>lies to cops to protect his drunk ass
>gets thrown in rehab for serious mental issues
>realize that im sanest person there
>turn 18 and have to leave
>father waiting outside drunk to beat me
>fight back and trip him
>hes out cold
>cops arrest me and im in jail
>get out and have nowhere to go and no idea what to do with my life
>end up here

>>683879911
At least you got dubs man

>>683880028

A pretty violent heart attack. I mean, it could be just how heart attacks are. I've never seen anyone else have one.

>>683879770
i dont do anything cringey tho i dont like any edge bands dont wear edge clothes not a fucking spazz i've done nothing to cause this its just fucking horrible before the person other friend came along life long friend was all cool and now its not

When I was 7, both my parents passed away within 24 hours. My mummy had cancer and my dad had a heart attack. Now I am 15 and a stoner. I live with my godmother.

>>683879457

I got a lot of debt from it, as far as money goes. Grief/mourning traditions are as expensive as they are useless to the grieving.

>>683880295
>911 dubs

Not sure how I feel about that.

>>683880311
Then leave them if it bothers you that much. They won't have as much joy if you "own it" when they're being dicks.

>>683880338
Crazy timing dude

>>683880367
Pretty much

>>683880457
Dad died in 9/11 :(

>>683880914
good

>>683875401
I was going to say nearly these exact words. He's right though dude you can't expect someone to walk into your moms basement to find you and marry you

Was an all star football player in highschool was gonna get scholarships to play in university but i got drunk and climbed a building and fell off tearing my knee beyond repair

>>683869635
That.. Made me feel for some reason ;_;

I'm really sorry /b/ro, I hope you can find a job that will make you happy, even if it's not your dream job. I too, work a shitty job and have developed depression from it

I fell in love with my best friends wife.
Im completely head over hills about her. My best friend might as well be my brother. I can never betray him. Making a move on her or at least telling her how I feel about her is out of the question. Ive lost hope in being happy.

Being bullied by everyone through my whole childhood, almost committing suicide 2 weeks ago, waking everyday wishing I was dead

>>683877664
When was this? What kind of cancer? Are you better now?

>>683881981

>head over hills

kek'd

>>683875431
You're fucking stupid

>>683867882

Birth.

>>683872379
what if you were jewish. You could've sued.

The american dream.

>>683878769
Who died first?

>>683882346
Didn't realize I typed hills haha. You know what I meant.

>>683869043
rekt

>>683867882
realizing niggers existed

my penis farts

>>683867882
making mom vomit up those pills, should have let her die.

>>683880311
This was literally me anon when it was just me and the other two guys in our group. Literally all I did was start to assert myself and not act like a pussy. There's about 7 of us now in the group and I'm pretty much the leader as faggy as that sounds

>>683882061

I'll never understand why so many people fuck up killing themselves, I assume it's just a 'in the heat of the moment' suicidal attempt

>>683869043
Roflmao

>>683879911
you're probably just a fag

>>683869742
White witch

>>683876473
Did she get a mole cut from her unibrow and surgically attached to her lips or something?

>>683876837
Is that you, Sokka?

>>683869722
oh, 3edgy5me

>>683882061
By almost I meant having a bottle of pills and a bottle of vodka on my night stand as I laid in bed contemplating it in too much of a bitch to do anything

>>683881155
>le edgy

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>>683883537
fucking this kek

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My step father died of cancer when I was 16. He was more of a father to me than my real dad. It really sucked when my mom hugged me and my siblings really tightly while crying her heart out saying "he's not going to make it". It was the most heart-breaking and horrible crying I have ever heard in my life and I never want to hear my mother cry like that again.

Life has gone downhill since then

>be me at the time
>high school, sophmore year
>girl I meet wants to date
>keep her waiting cause I don't go into shit quickly
>eventually start dating
>alliswell.jpeg
>two years of good times
>eventually her brother with autism gets sent back to florida with biological bitch mother
>has to go down there for court to settle it
>says she'll be gone only for a few months
>okthat'sfine.wav
>four months go by
>"anon I don't think I'll make it back"
>give her more time
>cuts off communication from me
>blocks me on facebook
>dates some swagfag looking nigger
>found out because facebook updates profile pictures when you look through old facebook messages even if they block you
>pissed off.jpeg
>eventually starts talking to me again
>don't have the heart to be mean, just happy to hear from her and that she's safe
>eventually ask about it
>"that's my cousin anon"
>yeah, I wasn't born yesterday
Fast forward year and a half
>play dumb for so long
>eventually confesses she was dating nigger and didn't want to tell the truth so she wouldn't hurt me
>told her I knew the whole time
>says she's coming back
>apparently is back in town but dodges every attempt to hang out
>says we'll hang out July 4th
>text her that I'm coming over
>no reply
>doesn't text me again till October and avoids my question of what happened every time
>tries to sweet talk me and apologize
>no fuck given
>says she'll make it up to me
>don't care
>eventually soften up after being stiff about it
fast forward to last two weeks
>says she'll marry me if she makes it back
>it's now been two years since she left
>can't take another break down of her fucking around with my feelings and leading me to believe she'll come back
>break it off from her
>says she's coming back when she gets the money
>don't believe her
>she knows she's lying cause she doesn't try to fight me about me giving up on her like always
>TL:DR; women likes to toy with me or make my life a living hell.

>>683882061
Should've done it

>>683883867

That sucks anon, least he's got some good company you know? I lost my father to lung cancer nearly 11 years ago, on his DD I'll be posting a feels thread and getting very very drunk.

>>683884072
Hah, I'm working on getting drunk right now. It sucks because I was having a good time until I brought up these feels ;_;

>>683882702
Our daughter.

>>683882346
Typos like this are a diamond dozen.

>>683884222

check'd and yeah they happen sadly, remember to let yourself be sad but remember that in the end he'd want you to be happy. How long ago did it happen?

>>683884377
So are dubs like this

Lol my dad beat me when I was 5

>>683884222
Check yoself

>>683880914
was he the one that did the backflip?

>>683881667
kek

Shot walking home at night

>>683880124
troof

>>683869043
you did a good thing anon, be happy with yourself, she's probably happier now than she was before you met despite it not being with you, relationships seldom last anyway.
Also my mum's had agoraphobia for 28 years and has wasted her life indoors, you've enriched someone's life not just for the time you were together, be proud anon, be happy.

runover by a truck when i was 4

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>>683869742
kek cause the crushing guilt she's about to feel is quickly on its way due to her natural instincts to care for her child as a woman and mother. shits gonna feel gud anon

>>683869258
Ill be your friend
No homo
I live in Louisiana, we can email on fake emails or something

Sexually assault by brother. Think about suicide daily. Drink excessively. Take uppers when not drunk to function with norms.