Waifu claiming thread. Im not here Edition!The rules are very simple:claim your 2D
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Im not here Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>don't question my existence
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
>>683858460
awww....were they being assholes???
>>683858474
kek, godspeed megumin!
>>683858634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srN1GsnBui8
>>683858670
Nice
>>683858746
>>683858808
Also nice.
>>683858746
>>683858808
good job
Demialc
>>683858634
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbc2NeErnU
Akiko claimed
>>683858057
Dude, I was being serious. I know I'd have no clue how to make that
>>683858078
Alright Shira, I'll upload the schemes and do a new poll
>>683858259
Classic mistake, but by watching lots of anime I've started to distinguish them better
>>683858475
learning a new skill is always good to take your mind off things. After all we just have to fill our time until we drop dead. Right now I have to single handedly develop an entire game demo in 2 weeks. I'll be holding a vote on the colors for the character so be sure to stick around
I touched weiners with my neighbor as a child.
>>683859146
hot
>>683857586
>>683857594
>>683857641
>>683857805
<3
>>683858427
I love you have a feet
>
>>683858078
Reply to me? I don't recall ever getting to talk to you but okay!
>>683858808
>>683858746
Oh shit he did it.
Well I'm gonna take off for now. Gonna to normie it up, play some Skyrim, and probably pass out.
Have a good night everyone. Stay cute.
Good night Ruri. Stay beautiful.
>>683859126
>A campfire underwater
k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3WczLD9RV0
>>683859146
That's normal though right?
>>683858629
Gotta have that open mind, my indiscriminately young grasshopper.
>>683859133
Looking forward to it!
>>683859146
I did too, mate.
I did too.
And look at me, I turned out fine.
If it's the gay aspect you're worried about,
I turned out a little gay, too.
But hey, isn't everyone...?
>>683859146
I'll be ok brother
I'll be ok
not really but I got your back
>>683859009
>>683859099
>>683859108
:o
>>683859126
I legitimately like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk2TkjZF4Hw
>>683859146
Any pictures?
>>683859263
farewell
>>683859263
B-But I love you
>>683859099
>>683859009
>>683859108
Posting marriage pics is actually a great idea for the thread... anyway I will be AFK for a while.
>>683859263
>You know I'm teasing.
I did not, but I'm relieved to know that's the case.
Don't get me wrong, Ruri has been my one and only waifu so far, I could see why you'd be serious about that.
>Even if you were a little tsun bitch.
I won't pretend messing with you wasn't fun to say at least.
Oh, and goodnight, beautiful.
>>683859108
Why does it bother me so much she has blue eyes
>>683859146
This was information I could've lived without
>>683859375
Ok I'll upload them now, it's 2 schematics
>>683859263
stay safe
>konata
>>683859245
You huge goddamn dork we talked a few days ago. I just haven't been online as frequently as I want to be, especially not around this time.
If you're gonna stay awake, how are things...?
>>683859263
See ya texas Tomoko.
>>683859009
>>683859099
>>683859108
Fine by me.
apparently super kills count towards the quest
Time to go Palpatine on some motherfuckers
>>683858426
Certainly feels that way. Long week huh?
>>683858632
Kek, that's a given.
>>683858569
Sounds pretty chill.
It's easier to treat the laps in sections. Think about the laps in 100 meters rather than 400. You know, to psych yourself out.
>Best idol claimed
Too many goddamn Tomokos in these threads.
Like, five.
POTT: vote on which color scheme you think is best. Just react your favorites on the pic and I'll count your votes. Remember the game is set in a jngle setting. I can also quickly do requests
Current score
yellow eyes
1 I
2 III
3 I
4
5 II
6
blue eyes
1 I
2 I
3
4
5
6
>pic very related
>Akiko
>>683859301
>>683859401
Not even Ripped Pants >:^(
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQoSGs9BIP0
>>683859719
congratulations!!!
>>683859850
And the blue eyed schemes
>>683859355
R-right!?
>>683859510
She's morphing
>>683859719
<3
>>683859850
2
>>683859665
I-I'm sorry my memory is shit..
But I'm doing better.
Sorry again..
>>683859818
yep....very long, and not a good one
>>683859999
oh shi-
>why is she turning into kagami then kek
>>683859999
>checked
I like your gets but not her morphing
Konata stahp
Thanks for your feedback
>>683859828
I'm keeping tract of 4 currently.
>>683859931
2
>>683858615
Claiming the foxy grandpa himself, Joseph Joestar.
>>683859828
sorry bro
I'll anhero soon
>>683859009
>>683859099
>>683859108
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>>683859461
>i see you rattle
>>683859850
>>683859931
I think everything but 2 fits really well!
>I like 2, but not for a jungle setting, really
Put my vote in for 6, on both of them.
>>683859972
I fapped together with one of friends when we were ~11/12
We didn't touch each other, but we weren't dick shy.
>>683860253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
Bird lady claimed
![[Doki]_Onii-chan_Dakedo_Ai_Sae_Areba_Kankeinai_yo_ne_-_09_(1280x720_Hi10P_BD_AAC)_[104F7EA5]_2_001_9372.png](https://i.imgur.com/lNFCFZp.png "[Doki] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne - 09 (1280x720 Hi10P BD AAC) [104F7EA5] 2 001 9372")
REMEMBER GUYS
You can vote for multiple choices
>>683859999
Your votes count double for those quads
>>683860253
SAHNOVABICHU
>>683860131
>>683860187
back to normal
>>683859931
2 too, looks better with the blue eyes I think
>>683860343
I had sex with a man a few months ago.
>>683860605
How was it?
>>683860605
Damn. You win. I can't out-gay that.
>>683860553
Better
>>683860605
Did you enjoy it?
>>683860462
Do a custom pattern inspired on this.
>>683860553
whew, you started to scare me for a second kek
>>683860605
how was it?
>>683859828
She makes a lot of good faces I think.
>>683859818
Are you training for something in particular?
>>683859850
5 yellow eyes
>>683859972
I've done it as an adult though too so I think it's fine
>>683860199
>keeping track
Are you some sort of fucking wizard, son?
>>683860113
Hey, don't even worry about it, haha
My memory's pretty 'eh' too, honestly.
My roommate always asks me what I ate for lunch/breakfast whenever he comes home and I can never remember. He gets a kick out of it.
>>683860343
I've never got masturbation in the presence of others, who are doing the same. It's just seemed... weird, to me.
>>683860462
MULTIPLE CHOICES?!?!?! CAN I CHANGE MINE TO 4, 5, & 6 THEN?!?!?!
>>683860756
I second this
>>683859892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InS3Jjtpks4
Dark souls 3 online is acting up for me and I need teh summons. Can't summon anyone. But hey, how is everyone?
>>683859999
Quads confirm marriage.
>>683860199
>4
Damn I was still at 3.
>>683860384
Good taste friendo.
>>683860462
Haha! Very funny!
>>683860785
Hm? Who?
>>683860823
It took a really long time and i had to force names on anons.
>>683860911
Neet, OC, Texas, Hesitant
>>683860889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKVL12XpLcg
>>683860756
Costum skins will probably be a thing in the full gam but we have to settle for a standard skin in the demo
>>683860939
Man that part fucking crippled me when I first watched it
Thats fucking hilarious though, will do that
Shamelessly saving that very image to my development folder
>>683860823
All yellow eyes?
>>683860823
I feel really bad anyway..
>>683860712
>>683860759
>>683860743
It hurt.
>>683860717
I said no homo after he came in my mouth.
>>683861164
that song is the greatest!!!!
>>683861223
oh no....did it at least hurt in a good way???
>>683861305
No.
>>683860131
That sucks man, hopefully next week proves to be better.
>>683860785
Our conference meet. I used to do the mile but I've been switched to 800 and 4x8 lately. Just a little nervous.
dubs and your waifus are mine
>>683861114
Wonder what makes Tomoko such a popular character....
>>683861179
>all yellow eyes?
Yup, I think I prefer the yellow eyes over the blue. I enjoy 5 for blue, though as well. Something to be said about complimentary colors.
>>683861223
Ah, catching and not pitching I see
He's the botch, you're the bitch
He's the sausage, you're the muffin
I tried fucking a man once, just to see if I wasn't gay. You gotta be open minded, right?
I'm not gay
>>683861408
thanks anon, i hope the same for you!
>>683861346
feels bad....rip in peace tomocauliflower
>>683859076
Painter is a description that would belong to me. I am a painter.
>>683859133
I've been playing for about a month now, with my friend a couple times a week, and online almost nightly. I've also been studying openings.
>>683861305
It is, I like this one a lot too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX-V6FDI1b8
>>683861223
ouch
>>683861508
That was kinda why I did it. But I was wasted, and I didn't like that guy as a person at all. And there was no lube. And he was not gentle. Maybe I should try again.
I do think boys are qts.
>>683861179
Good to know you enjoyed it!
>>683861655
here i got you konata lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M
>tfw it's an actual song
>>683861223
Next time be on top.
>>683861408
Have you adjusted the distances you run in training?
>>683861508
That's an oddly blunt way to test if you're gay or not, but I suppose it's effective.
>I'm vaguely gay, I think
>I wouldn't be opposed to being with a dude, sexually or romantically
>But that being said, I'm more into chicks
Rory claimed.
Listening to shitty live music at work edition.
It's unusual for me to switch to a cartoon waifu.
But there are simply too much of myself that I see in her sufferings. I'd do anything for her, beside getting cucked because I'm a relationship virgin.
>>683861827
But I've already pounded a dirthole. I want a new experience. Plus I have erectile dysfunction.
>>683861595
Y
STOP
T
O
P
BEING
E
I
N
G
GAY
A
Y
>>683861223
If it hurt, you did it wrong.
>>683862017
if dubs Spike leaves waifu forever
My sweet, shy little waifu.
>>683862133
it's happening!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA YES
>>683861612
I never got into chess, too passive for someone that requires lots of stimulation like me. Would you care to you give your opinion on which of these >>683859850 >>683859931 color schemes for my character you think is best? I'd appreciate the opinion of an artist
>>683861742
kek
>>683861788
>>683861805
Except I pussied out. As soon as I saw him get naked I knew I wasn't gonna put my dick in there. Oh well points for tying, AIDS for succeeding
>>683861857
Well I figured it out rather quickly back there. I've always been very rash and impulsive, something that gives me the impression of a very spontaneous soul
>>683862017
Sorry Father Spiegel, but not even your Papa Spiegel's Tough Love™ can stop this 'tough love'
>know what I'm sayin'?
>>683862133
This.
>>683861223
>I said no homo after he came in my mouth.
My fucking sides, but if the balls didn't touch this is accurate.
>>683861807
oh snap! this is great
>>683862133
adios :o
>>683861889
>shîtty live music
boy do i have a treat for you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fpBPoxRZyks
>>683862017
>>683862133
FUCKING D E S T R O Y E D
>>683862133
FUCK YO COUCH IM STAYIN
>>683861857
I find myself sexually attracted to qts but I've only ever had sort of weird relationships with them. I've had much closer male friends but not a romantic one. Don't want to have to come out or become a part of some stupid community and shit.
Penises are fine, but putting stuff in people's butts is just weird. Never understood the fascination with it personally.
Curie claimed.
How are you guys
I played the sivision for a little bit but it seems bland. Idk maybe it gets better.
>>683861857
30 years later you have a 20 year old Filipino boy toy named Felicity out cold, drunk, and glowing in your bed, a shot gun in your hand, a bottle of Jack in the other and one thought circling in your head: "When did it all start going downhill."
>>683862283
oh fuck!! my sides hahaha!!!
>>683862320
it's pretty funny lol, i thought it was a spongebob song only kek
>>683862017
You're not following the conversation Spike. We're exchanging stories and experiences here, some of which are pretty funny. Haven't you ever had a near gay experience?
>>683862133
>checked
OH SHIT
>If it hurt, you did it wrong.
Spoken like a true expert
dubs and everyone leaves waifu forever
I'm beginning to suspect I was molested.
>I was in multiple Boy scout Troops
>Multiple churches
>my neighbor Chet *shudders*
How do I know if I repressed this
>>683862388
>checked
Hey Curie
Read the thread, the best fucking shit is happening all at the same time
My sides
>>683862373
That just means you don't like anal son ;^)
To the guys that like anal i think the thought process is "wow you shit from there that's hot" but the other guys are like "wow you shit from there that's absolutely disgusting"
>>683862578
not today....mr singles
>>683862358
No, get out
>>683862513
I mean I am known to take a dick from time to time. I don't really like anal that much though, too much work and prep for eh reward
>>683862327
Nono. This is worse.
Shop has bad acoustics and its really closed off. We get echoes of echoes of the music. That and they suck. We sound like a really bad dive bar.
>>683862133
Oh damn. I kinda like Spike.
>>683862578
Nice try though.
>>683862242
>http://i.4cdn.org/b/1463018243856.jpg
This one.
I like it when I'm able to play aggressively.
>>683862388
Doing good, listening to spongebob music
>>683862472
His facial expressions are pretty great, kinda reminds me of geddy lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEVDZl5UvN4
>>683862691
How many dicks can you recognize in your memories?
>>683862719
Oh, so.
You like ugly girls?
That's a weird fetish
>>683862691
its ok anon
>>683861574
Thanks m8. Here's to happier days.
>>683861827
Haven't really gotten to. Been stuck doing mile workouts even though I've done the 800 for like the last 3 or 4 meets. We were tapering a bit though.
>>683862784
ahahahaha!!!! geddy lee is a goofy motherfucker, but i should talk kek
>also rush...all of the yes!!!!
>>683862756
you get out! ive transcended my mortal and ethreal coil. i am a god!
Time for me to hit the sack, good night everyone.
>>683859850
Can I give you a lot of votes? Because I want to give a lot of votes. If not Yellow 3.
1 and 3.
>>683859931
2
>>683862283
>tfw can't personally tell you bye outside waifu
>>683862318
>'no homo'ra waifu confirmed
>>683862242
Makes sense, actually.
>>683862373
I think I relate to this.
I'm okay with community bit of it, though.
>WA is a very liberal, accepting place
>>683862395
>"When did it all start going downhill?"
Probably when I bought that bottle of Daniel's.
>>683862513
>a near gay experience
kek
>>683862691
Scouts aren't gay, I was one. Went to a lot of campgrounds all over the US.
The fact that I'm a little gay has nothing to do with it though, we hated gay kids back then (southern US). Then again we also had venture scouts where both boys and girls could join so maybe that's different.
>>683862854
not specfically them, just anyone with a good personality
>nice try though
>>683862966
Have a goodnight Homu!
>>683863119
i rolled for it fuck off
>>683863120
Oh shit did you just have that on hand?
>>683862907
Rush is great, one of the first bands I listened to when I started listening to music on my own
>>683863119
What if we smashed the tomato? :o
>>683863344
No, im fast at drawing things.
Anyway, bye guys.
It was nice voting in your thing, Akikonon.
It was also nice sharing that I'm a little gay.
Anyway, see ya.
>>683863553
later gator
A winner is you!
>>683863553
baibai Shira, have a good whatever
>>683863407
they lead me into all the hardcore progressive music, and progressive rock is my favorite genre
>>683862770
I'll count one-for-all then
Maybe your chess playstyle represents a desire to be more assertive and aggressive in real life, tackling your problems head on. What is it you think you desire?
>>683863553
Yea thanks a lot for your input Shira. I'll see you around I hope
>>683862388
Not bad, relaxing at the moment.
>The Division
Completely forgot they even released that.
>>683863407
>smash the tomato
You wouldn't smash this tomato, would you?
>>683862904
If you're on a team I guarantee you're getting better advice than I can give you.
>>683863553
Goodnight! Talk to you again some time
>>683863726
>What is it you think you desire?
>>683863714
I didn't know that :o progressive rock and krautrock are both pretty high up there for me
>>683863864
not when it's that cute ;-;
End me
Okay guys, the votes so far
>>683859850
Yellow eyed
1 III
2 IIIII
3 III
4 II
5 IIIII
6 III
>>683859931
Blue eyed
1 I
2 IIII
3
4 I
5 I
6 I
Thank you all so much for participating and helping me out like this
>>683864224
2 master race
>>683864179
what's wrong?
>>683864166
nice!!! i guess im obligated to get in german music kek, do you like dream theater?
>>683864179
me first
>>683864179
Just hold still then, this won't take long
>>683864365
2 is at the same level as 5, and 5 fits in better with the jungle theme so it's much more likely to be chosen
Sorry about your hopes and dreams fam
>>683861612
>really late reply sorry.
painter is a fine name that i can live with.
>>683864495
whaaaaat lol, thank you, saved
>>683864428
I like Images and Words, but that's all I've heard from them
>>683864523
too bad 4 2 :(
if dubs i play frogger on the highway
>>683864582
Do not call me that.
>>683864742
here....this is a great album of theres, if you wanna listen to it....
>images and words is a great album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDgX7Un3AQ
>>683864778
if dubs i do
>>683864778
What's wrong, Tsuyu?
>>683863983
It can be a difficult and painful thing to think about. I know what I think I desire. To finish uni and support my sister and mother
>>683864742
It just means he probably won't become the standard skin. i'll try to sneak him in somehow. He got way too many votes to just ignore
>>683864778
>>683864976
you two shouldn't test fate like that ;-;
I'll give it a listen later when i have time
I was just streaming my binding of isaac run with tomocuck watching and some random dude just showed up and started watching and commenting on my stream
Is this a thing that people do
>>683863961
Hope so, just gotta score points at least.
>>683864166
kek, good to know.
>>683865217
okay....hope you like it
>>683865196
What I desire seems to be completely shut off from me forever.
>>683865413
I'm listening to the song right now, I'll let you know what I think in a bit
>>683865196
hooray ^-^
IF DUBS I JUMP IN A VOLCANO
>TSUYU
I always feel compelled to say how cute everyone's waifu is because they're all just so damn cute. Konata, Kagami, Maki, Akiko, Tsuyu, Emi, errybody.
Why is she so perfect?
>>683865618
alrighty then, they're actual suite is excellent but it's 42 minutes long kek
>kagami
>>683865788
But yours is cute aswell.
>>683865788
As is yours!
>konata
>>683865880
You too Kyouko!
>>683865838
Not you, though
>>683865788
thanks renge, renge a cute too, and non non is a great show
>kagami
>>683865899
Ily2 moogs
explosion girl still here ?
>>683865788
Don't leave Renge out m8.
>Maki
>>683865322
Well, yes
If you stream occasionally people will join and also say things, it's true
>>683865596
That may very well be, but you'll never know except through great effort. I know I'm sounding a bit optimistic but I don't believe whatever it is you desire is absolutely unreachable
>>683865788
>checked
Renge a cute
>Akiko
>>683866104
I hope to god it's not, but this hope hurts me immeasurably.
>>683866076
Explosion grill Megumin is playing vidya
I'm with Renge, errbody a cute
>kud
>>683866319
ok I'll hold onto her thing then
>>683865948
Why not faggot?
>>683865788
>I'm in that list
Renge, you are at least as cute as the cutest waifu!
>Emi
>>683862373
Stuffing my Johnson into a cute girls anus is Heaven on Earth.
https://youtu.be/cx06VKCP8z0
Some music while we wait for the new bread
who am I?
>>683865682
Like 6 people have asked you what's up and you haven't answered a single one, either answer or chill.
>>683867002
Akiko.
>Kyouko
>>683865682
Tsuyu, come on man. Just answer us, we are here to help.
>Shiro
baking
>>683867106
Well that was quick, but if you've listened any of the music I've been dumping over the last week you've probably seen this thumbnail
You should stil listen to it though
>Akiko
jk im not baking
jk i am baking hold on
Maybe we are lucky and no one bakes.
We would all take a break, and /waifu/ would be great again.
>Emi
>>683867412
>>683867611
The joy of newfound anonimacy
go waifu in random threads
>>683867672
MWGA
>>683867777
No.
>>683867777
checked
>>683867672
I don't know what this obsession is with continually keeping the thread alive. If it dies, so what? First one that comes along can make a new one
>>683867777
SICK GETS
I
C
K
G
E
T
S
>>683867067
I don't wanna chill
>tsuyu
>>683867922
ypu cant override quads with dubs scrub
do it
>>683867985
Exactly, /waifu/ doesn't need to be alive 24/7, if anything, it's detrimental to it.
>Emi
