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UK thread time! Report in Britfags
MK here for duty
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UKIP?
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East Yorkshire here
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Lancashire here reporting for duty
Actually cba
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MK anon I'm down the road in Ntown. How's it going junction 14 brother?
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>>683810442
Wuzz up boi
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>>683810442
Nottingham. NG7
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Leicester reporting
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>>683811025
Checking in, mate, Hessle ahoy.
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Cambridge CB1
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Fuck Britania
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Kent, reporting in
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BN3 standing by
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Fuck Britain, Long live The Caliphate!
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>>683811190
ayy high five
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>>683811311
pretty chill ngl, grats on dubs btw
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Warrington reporting for duty
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Kentfag here
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>>683811744
TN15 here...
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Colchesterfag checking in
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>>683811391
You wish!
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BN2 standing by
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Lincolnshire reporting in. The flat country.
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>>683812126
>>683811849
And now we are two.
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>>683811929
Where abouts?
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Ex-scousefag reporting from the colonies.
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Humberside reporting in
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Ch3
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>>683812192
greetings fellow Brightfag
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>>683812126
>>683812192
Make that three
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>>683812192
Knowing Brighton, the odds are strongly in the favour of one of you being a homosexual, and the other bi-curious
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>>683812178
Good man; Scunthorpefag checking in, where you at?
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>>683811744
>>683811937
>>683811941

TN23/24/25 reporting, depending on what part of the street I'm standing in
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>>683812540
Hove, but near enough.
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>>683812699
Lesbian?
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>>683811611

Bridlington yo!
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>>683812395
AYYYY down the fucking road, good lad.
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>>683812849
I like Brid; always had good nights out there. Fucking good chippies too.
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cumbria reporting in my dudes
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>>683812699
I am a student at teh university of sussux

also checked
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Berkshire reporting in. Fuck rent/ house prices here, moving to Cheltenham in a few months
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>>683812848
Nope, bi
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S64 doncaster/Rotherham reporting for duty.
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>>683811744
TN2 here, tunbridge wells
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>>683813053
Bye then
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>>683811432
BGP?
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Scunthorpe
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>>683813005
Nice, I'm at Brighton Uni
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BH20
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>>683812822
Brighton is one of the better parts of england
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>>683812492
ch3 5
are you a girl or a boy?
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East Anglia here
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LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
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>>683813261
nice, studying?
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Anyone know where to get good weed in Edinburgh?
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liverpool reporting in.

another hard days stealing and begging over.

just waiting for my compo from Hillsborough
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>>683813400
ayy
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>>683811432

superior NG5
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>>683810442
On this Island but do not recognise the U.K.
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>>683812964

Full of fucking chavs though. The best chippy is out at Wetwang.
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Manchester
Curry mile
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>>683813588
welsh nationalist scum.
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DN here.
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>>683813664
nigger
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br2
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>>683813258
Yeah, that's Scunthorpe alright. Where you at? Bottesfag here.
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>>683811924
oh, speak english for fucks sake.
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>>683813527
How's the job center?
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>>683813455
Music, apparently I wasn't cool enough to get into BIMM, you?
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>>683813509
Drum street, carpark behind lidl
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>>683813664
paki?
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>>683813588
>do not recognise
nobody that matters cares
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Huddersfield
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ealing bro here
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>>683812117
Indeed
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>>683812178
>>683813258
>>683812805

Grimsby here.
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Scotland Here
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Britfag living in America here.
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>>683813659
The one on the main road, yeah? On the left as you head south, near like a little village green? You are spot-on mate, it's a corker. There's an amazing one in Grimsby, too.
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>>683813809
Thanks Malcolm saved my life
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>>683813005
how old?
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>>683813694
are you?
good of you to point it out
yaky da etc
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>>683813816
fuck off mate. not all scousers are lke thst
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>>683813728
White cis scum actually
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>>683813702
Where abouts are you bro?
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Luton here boys. Pretty shit.
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>>683811592
Brother! Leicester reporting in!
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>>683813943
kill yourself i have seen the movie.
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>>683813943
Ah Grimsby; where the lads are mental, the pubs are mental, and the girls are drunk AND mental :-)
I miss the Winter Gardens.
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>>683813986

Grimsby or Clee. Ernie Becketts in clee is fantastic.
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Macclesfield reporting in.
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>>683813959
well, that narrows it down.
the fyck are you? the bbc news?
gers fan queen loving scum!!
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>>683813986

Aye, Harper's it's called. Fucking great stuff there. Decent prices too. I've never made it down to Grimsby, but there's a cracker near Whitley Bay just east of Newcastle.
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Room for a welshfag?
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>>683814086
paki lover then
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>>683814171

Housing development or some shite now. Knocked down years ago.
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>>683814078
Good job proving the stereotype
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>>683813826
Too far for me mate I've got a flat up at the parliament
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>>683814285
Bring your sheep and we'll let you in.
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IG10 reporting in
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>>683814275
Is there? I get up to Newcastle a bit, I'll check in. I love that big one in Whitby, too, on the front.
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Why is nobody posting nudes of brit bitches?
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>>683814318
you wouldnt say that to my face m8 if we were standing on bold strreet. justuce for the 96
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>>683814286
there are 'pakis' more british than you ya fuckwit
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>>683813664 try the soup at The Anchor, it's awesome!
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>>683813959
Glasgow here
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>>683814304
Shame, that was always a good night out. World moves on, I guess.
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>>683814458
>bring your sheep

I am never without them
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>>683814581
Name & area I'd smash that fanny rotten
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>>683814765
Kek, welcome to the Britbong bread!
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>>683814581
damn that pizza looks tasty...
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>>683814607
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>>683814691
partick tistle loyal ya cunt
kek
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>>683813024
chelts is spensive, brother. try gloucester
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somone explain the london mayor shit to me, is there actualy a paki in charge of those fags now. dont really keep track of anything above cornwall
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>>683814720

Dodgy foundation, was collapsing anyway. Clee is still a wank night out full of 40yr old fat mothers and drunk 14yr old lasses.
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>>683814869

>I'd smash that fanny rotten.

Looks like someone already beat you to it mate.
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>>683814597
Furthering my point
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so whos voting leave then
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>>683814869
in this country smash means to kick the fuck out of
you disgusting cunt.
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>>683814951
Not into football, spectator sports.
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>>683813971
traitor
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>>683810442
surrey here
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>>683814570

Yeah, the actual village is called Seaton Sluice. There's only one chippy in the village - it's at the northern end. Best I've had in my life.
Newcastle is class, I studied up there for 4 years.
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>>683814607
ho ho ho
gentlemen we have a paki.
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Brighton/Sussex and West Essex/East London.
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>>683815007
Man, we should write their fucking Tourist Board slogan;
"Clee; a wank night out. It used to be good, now it's lardy Mums and wasted jailbait. See you soon!"
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>>683814691
shithole.
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>>683813794
Ridds.
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>>683814454
Black guy in a bobble hat outside the pig roast/pulled pork shop
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>>683814990
a mudslime runs the capital

that's pretty much it.
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>>683814990
yh, you must be quite unaware of what goes on outside of inbred country.
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>>683815169
water sports? Ayrshire represent
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>>683815317
Depends where in Glasgow. Every city has good and shit bits
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>>683812805
Ginsbrofag here.
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Hey lads, give me some slags kik name
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>>683815299
Gay boi from Brighton alert!
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>>683815228
Man, challenge accepted. I fancy a chippy tea now. Seaton Sluice, duly noted, I'll have that.
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GL50
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>>683815462
glasgow is 98% shithole.
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>>683810442
Bolton checking in
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SG5 Hitchin yo
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>>683815502
bums to the wall.
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>>683815310

Welcome to Clee, finger a 14yr old or get knoshed off by a forty yr old fatty.
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>>683815491
or numbers because some of us aren't 16 year olds and don't have kik.
no offense anon.
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>>683815320
Ouch, fuck. Sorry mate.
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>>683815324
Up at grass market?
Got a name of the guy?
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>>683815462
Went out with a girl from Kilwinning, years back.
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>>683813702
DN??
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BB1
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>>683812395

spring bank, you?
there are a lot of us today
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>>683815611
another shithole.
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>>683815593

Go for the large portion - it's a fucking whale!
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>>683815320
Westcliff massive you fucking fag.
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>>683815464
Nice, down the road. I don't mind Gains, used to be rough as shit but I've enjoyed the last few nights out.
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>>683810442
Lancashireeee
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>>683814095
>>683815712

DN in Grimsby. (DN a big area, why the fuck Grimsby comes under Doncaster for post fuck knows)
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Gloucester blokey, over yer. Hello
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>>683815688
Yeah, we're missing out on our true calling here.
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>>683815986
Lot o northerners toneyt. Whereabouts pal?
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>>683815819
Don't need telling twice, good plan.
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>>683813335
A/s/l?

Fuck off faggot
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>>683815914
Stop chatting shit. The towns a fucking dive.
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No more welshfags I take it?
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>>683816158
Preston
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>>683815888
>>683815320
Ridds AND Westcliff in the same thread? You guys need to step out, have a fight - loser has to stay there for the rest of their lives.
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>>683816241
25/m/next to canal
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MK checking in
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Gloucester reporting for duty.
Onwards and upwards!
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SOMERSET
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Grimsby reporting in. Looking forward to Wembley
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West Yorkshire reporting in.
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>>683816262
Everywhere round here's a dive, except bits round Epworth; nonetheless, I've enjoyed myself.
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>>683810442
Kent here u fucking plebs
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>>683816280
the sun has just gone down, so the welsh are balls deep in their sheep as we speak.
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>>683816061
Cheltenham here
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BN17
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>>683816363
I'll knock that riddy fucks teeth in.
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>>683816377
Christleton?
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who's going reading?

down for a meetup?
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>>683816422
fellow glos bro. GL1?
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>>683816417
MK! Where abouts are you?
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>>683816628
Gay
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>>683816542
Go to Uni? Which one?
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>>683816666
for those quads who wouldn't be gay
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>>683816326
Been working there all day. Got a pimp shrimp from three monkeys
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>>683816456

Near Hartwell ford/asda on corporation Road?
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Britfag living in America here.
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>>683816666
Faggot.
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>>683816514
>only fucking sheep when its dark

Get ur facts right
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>>683816484
Wow? Epworth? Clutching at straws much?
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>>683814286
I'd put money on you being a woman.

25/m/salford / manchester
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>>683816527
get to glos much?
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>>683815407
better then being run by explosive letterboxes
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>>683816772
I get the quads, I decide who's a faggot

Faggot
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>>683816666
>WITNESSED
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>>683816696
sussex
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>>683812395
now then, bev road bud
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>>683816620
near harkers in town next to waitrose
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>>683816750
traitor
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>>683816735
Where do you work m8
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