>>683808692
periscope

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Il b there

>>683808692
> play games video and post on 4chan

Sounds like an easy life, how can I become you?

>>683809636
Live with your parents.

Well then stream it phagot

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>>683808692
Not kool this is what I do you telling me to kill myself ffffffffffffffuuuuuuucccckkkkk you

>>683809780
How old r u? Doesn't sound like a good enough excuse to an hero to be honest

>>683810399
I'm 27.

>>683808692
Sounds like a dream life, OP...what the hell is wrong with you?

>>683810488
Where do u live? Have any friends? Virgin?

>>683808692
Timestamp your needle an morphine

>>683810618
UK. No real friends. Yes I am a virgin. Just rub it in.

op should fucking try to go outside

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>>683808692
are you the anon who lives right in the middle of burgerland?

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>>683810843
not OP but it's fucking 90 degrees outside right now. i'd much rather be indoors

Please don't kill yourself. You may have no friends right now but you can change this. You're passionate about something, maybe it's video games maybe it's something else but follow your passion. People will accept you for who you are and you'll be happy. It's not worth it to kill your self, it's selfish and you will hurt your family.

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>>683811273
Omg your changing the world fer sure

>>683810814
Not trying to rub it in anon, I feel bad when I see these threads and plan to try to help a fellow anon in need of they are local to me

>>683808692
Are you fat and bald ?

>>683808692
yes please go kill yourself

>>683811511
No.

>>683808692
Why not make something useful and kill as many bad people as possible before you get killed or an hero, whichever is first. You can change your life around in a day

>>683808692
FUCK YOU YOU SELFISH PRICK!!!! You're living the god damn dream and you want to check out? I hope you rot in a furry hell.

>>683811648
Theres still hope then.

>>683808692
Abandoning thread

I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.

I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking sumo pear, and that accounts for all spam.

To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.

You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.

Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan

Fucking losing my shit, sage

>>683811511
hey I am and still got a girl and a job, like any decent human being. OP, do it.

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Ha, this shit is hilarious. That's why you wanna die OP? Seriously? Atleast when I pump my tent full of Carbon monoxide this summer and slowly escape my body I won't have a shred of fear, doubt, or remorse in my heart when I do it. If any negative emotions are present during suicide odds are you aren't gonna go thru with it. I'm not overly depressed, I'd just rather go hangout in the dimensional overtones for awhile before I re-incarnate into a fresh body. I think dying will be very therapeutic for me lol.

>>683810814
where do you live in the uk?

>>683811754
This guy has the right idea do this

>>683808692
At least have sex with a high class call girl before you do it. You'll die happy.

>>683811834
>having a girlfriend is required to be a decent human being

>>683808787
this OP
can do it on phone or computer I think

>>683811754
YES! put a Isis shirt and create more havock than already is!

>>683808692
If you are looking for a sign to not do it, this is that sign.

>>683811834
Cancer

>>683808692
we got another faggot that wanna kill himself.. oh wait just someone that need some attention

>>683812039
being able to get someone to like you, is required.
otherwise you're just a boring ass prick.

>>683812097
No, he should yell, in the name of Jesus Christ and confuse everyone

>>683812203
SPIRITU SANTI MOTHERFUCKERS

>>683812200
Makes no sense to me.
This fool is trying to turn his insecurities into rules everyone should avide

>>683812200
i can get anyone to like me. but the question is whether i want to fuck them or not. and if i choose not to try, that makes me a bad human? i don't think so, prick.

>>683812039
found the mad virgin

>>683812333
Final words

>>683812340
hey, that's just my opinion!
you can still be on tumblr screaming that you are assexual for all I care

>>683808692

Link?

DO IT OP

>>683812407
Found the insecure virgin

>>683812407
>implying you know when i'm mad
>implying i'm a virgin
>implying

>>683812544
OP dont let his dubs go to waste

>>683812560
my girlfriend will be surprised to hear I'm both insecure and a virgin, considering I'm neither :^)

>>683812523
Again, I thought you were gonna make a valid point but you choose too keep your projections and delusions

Lol why do you even have girlfriends. Do any of you even still like the bitch after a year? I mean, if you wanna fuck around for 6 months and get some companionship, I get that. But trying to score some long term relationship is fucking retarded in this day and age.

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>>683811834
a ril humin been?

>>683812698
>Faking on 4chan
>Expecting to sound believable

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>>683808692
base morphine?
How many Grams?

But seriously OP, definitely kill yourself. If you don't, you'll wish you did tomorrow.

>>683812838
I won't wake her up just for a timestamp, so you can safely believe everyone is as miserable as you are m80

>>683812709
its normal to be in a relationship, get married and have kids and shit.
Why is it normal? because it's what is best for most people! If you are in a different group of people that really think its best to be alone, I cannot tell you that normal is better, but it is the usual.
do you find that valid or nah?

>>683811899
I know right? People could an hero and do something out of their miserable lives but they would rather be selfish and an hero in a miserable way. Become a legend

>>683812698
who are you trying to impress motherfucker? you really think nobody on 4chan has ever gotten laid before? fucking kids these days make me sick thinking it's a fucking "accomplishment" to get laid.

i've got something for you.
since you don't seem to care anyways, there's no reason not to do the following:
travel!
just grab a backpack, a swiss knife or something similar, some extra clothes (not too much, just another pair of pants, a shirt and two or three pairs of socks), dried fruits, nuts and some oatmeal to last a few days. also, a hammock and a sleeping bag. bring as little money as possible but keep you atm card close, just in case.
then go to the next road and start fucking hitchhiking!
seriously, do it. travel through europe. you will get to your limits but you will break through and grow.
i promise you: you will see life in a completely new light. you will meet people and ultimately your self.

and i'm not just making things up, i've done it and would recommend it to everybody. just not everyone can do it.
what's your excause?

Be the change you to be.

>>683813128
For normal people it's obviously no achievement, but for the average btard it is

>>683808692
OP you already backed off? cmon become a legend do something amazing burn a church packed with niggers

>>683813038
Your use of the word normal keeps invalidating your arguments but I understand what you mean so let's say yes, you made an argument. Congrats

>>683813019
Yea I thought so

>>683813189
I agree

>>683808692
You forgot the fapping. OP, you live a great life, Zambezia man have to kill lions to survive. They get worms in the penis and take water in the crocodile river.

You can buy a bike and travel instead, visit new places and meet new people

>>683811895
England

Op you still gonna do it?!

>>683808692
do you want to play dead island with me?

Eviscerate your lower torso and take a picture and post it here as a momento.

>>683813484
great choice of game for a suicide

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>>683813019
>not thinking of holing a timestamp with her in it sleeping

>>683813484
>dead island
this is incitation

>>683813484
Shit tier game

>>683813019
Kek. This guy. Me and my 15 wives are laughing at you.

>>683813260
well consider me an above average /b/tard then. cuz i never had a problem getting pussy not that i'm bragging like some people in this thread that think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. only underage faggots who never got laid themselves and insecure boyfriends call other people virgin.

>>683813436
area? near london?

>>683813260
This guy gets it.

wtf has this thread become

lard-gamer OP isnt even here anymore
people fighting over who has a cumdump
wtf

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>>683810814
There are millions of people around your age and a virgin in the same situation. Me included. Get over it. Everyone's eating the same shit sandwich you are, you're just the one bitchin about it.

>>683813843
>implying OP wasn't a faggot all along

>>683811833
at least i didnt lose my wife and child today

>kek at how shit ur life is

>>683813633
>Keeps projecting
Kek having to feel like you're proving yourself to a bunch of people who don't even know you exist

Fuck sake, just do it
>want to an hero
>doesn't an hero

I want some entertainment, just get this shit set up, stream it, and do it.

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>>683813715
Yes. I'm in Dover.

>>683813843
Well he didn't an hero so

>>683813189
This! OP u still here? Do this!

>>683813951
just because you think someone is projecting doesn't mean they actually are. it's called an opinion, maybe you've heard of it. and yours is shit. keep bragging about how you have a gf and nobody else does though. i'm sure it'll make you feel better, being this insecure.

>>683813868
how in the actual fuck can you still be a virgin at 27? do you ever go out and socialize?

don't kill yourself OP, what if the afterlife is just sitting around in your parents house playing video games forever in limbo?

>>683808692
twitch.

>>683813128
I found the mad virgin

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>>683814260
he's probably a hambeast basement dweller who hasn't seen the sun in 9 years.

>>683808692
Bro I feel ya. For the last six years I've been living in apartments alone. For the last four, I've been unemployed. I don't even have a computer or a console. All I have is a smartphone. I have terrible nightmares every night like I'm getting stabbed with glass, haunted by dead friends, or my bones are sticking out of my body. So I can't sleep. No gf. Just solitude.

>>683814161
only disgusting eurofags would "find themelf" hiking through other shittier and more poor countries. is the goal to end up back in your own country at the end after having been through the worst and it somehow opens your eyes and causes you to go to America to live the dream in the greatest nation on earth?

>>683814482
hilarious and original

>>683814161
I can't just get up and go. This isn't like the movies. I couldn't even get a passport anyway because don't know anyone to sign it.

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>>683808692
>All I do all day is have an easy worry >free life that I could change anytime I >want by being less of a faggot, but >killing myself is easier.

10/10 doesn't have the balls to really kill self but loves attention. GJ

One day i will take one of these pathetic neet anons under my wing and show him how life is supposed to be.

>>683808692
No you won't. Attention whore.

>>683815147
Fuck you made me remember that I'm a "NEET" after I somehow hadn't thought of the term in over two years what the fuck.

>>683814554
Probably bait, but still:
You have never travelled this way, right? You have never needed to really get in touch with other people, let alone alone other cultures, right? No matter how poor a country is, there are humans everywhere. But you will never understand... not as long as you think you're living in a better part of the world just because you're in America.

>>683814203
Lel I never said anything about mine (existent or non extintent, think what you will). Also if you read his fucking post you can see how hard he is projecting.

>>683815446
STFU, AMERICA RULES

>>683814260
Asexual bro. I find sex dirty and a whole lot of effort. Sex complicates things and relationships. I aint got time for worrying about that shit.

>>683814554
are you stupid? people go to canada and mexico all the time, two countries considerably poorer than here, for some kind of spiritual journey or whatever

>>683815147
Good luck, most are too self-loathing to believe anything anymore

>>683815686
So, virgin then.

>>683815581
ahh my fault. yea he definitely needs a reality check

>>683815601
HA! As an American I say
Do not believe his descriptions

>>683814789
you need somebody to sign your passport in the UK? what for?

as for the movie comment: yes, actually it is. one of the major messages in movies is: get up and live your life. just freakin do it, no matter what others think.

and guess what, this is true. of course it's not easy, but that's the good part because afterwards you'll feel alive.

you can't just get up and go? why not?

>>683815849
Did you read the reply before the one you just replied to?

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Why? It's not like watching an opiod overdose is all that interesting or rare. Don't kill yourself.

>>683815779
yeah I often think about helping one of these anons if they are local but then i end up walking around walmart and see all these fat nasty looking fuckers that will never get laid no matter how much help and guidance they get.

>>683816305
i would be envious if anything....opiates are godlike

Faaake

>>683808692
Holy shit OP, you must really be hurting. Have you exhausted all of your possibilities for help? Not like talk with a psychologist kind of help, but have you tried to talk to someone who can honestly relate to you? I find that talking to people, who are struggling in life just like myself, makes me feel a lot more normal. We don't talk a lot about our illnesses 'n stuff, but we just hang out. It's a massive relief to just have people around you, who understands. If you haven't tried that option, please do. Even if you don't feel like it, there is always a point to being alive. If nothing else, I hope you feel better, whatever you do. A thousand hugs from someone who cares.

OP Stop being a faggot.
You live a life many wish they could, nothing is wrong with being a NEET. There isn't much out in the real world anyways, so you are safe in your own home. You are safe here on /b/.

Coming from an oldfag who's been here way to long and had multiple suicide attempts, I'm not saying "Hur hur solution to temp prollem". No, don't stream your suicide or do any of that shit. Just go play a vidya, take a nap and shit post some more tomorrow.

>>683817463
>An anon being real

Is this really /b/?

>>683817188
im not OP, but thanks for this, you made me feel better