Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifu/husbando post
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
Shiki claimed, void edition.
Claimed
Murder time
>>683803805
Someone is happy for their new image.
>>683803668
Syndra I love the art you have. Nearly saved everything you've posted so far.
Claiming DVa, really need to find more art.
claim hello
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>683803092
I'll obviously clean the ice cream leftovers.
Akiko claimed
>>683803020
Thanks for the offer, really appreciated
Really only the UV's will be done in photoshop. Right now I'm having the most trouble with the coding. Because the graviy for a grapple jump and a normal jump must be different for every interaction yada yada, it's a lot to think about and even more to debug
AUTISTIC QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>What is the most disgusting habit you have?
I frequently jizz in my own mouth.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>683803964
Thank you, and good night if you decide to go.
>>683803870
Dont forget about this.
>>683803668
i claim Syndra
>>683803935
You can tall disgusting, I call that awesome.
kat > syndra
>>683803935
Pick at scabs and toenails
>Obligatory comment
Let me jiz in your mouth, or you can use mine
That last one wasn't good enough. Here you go.
>>683803935
I bite my nails
>I frequently jizz in my own mouth.
>mfw
I know we're weeaboo's on /b/ but come on at least fake self-respect
>>683804220
Can I request the Me! Me! Me! gif?
>>683804118
nuh uh, katarna is brons champjon
>>683804012
absolutely
>>683803935
this>>683804212
>>683804220
You're being too harsh the last one was wonderful.
>>683803910
Of course, you'll be expected to wear a cleaners outfit whilst doing this.
>>683803281
What do you mean, death threats? Sure Neo is a little aggressive and enjoys killing, but death threat? No...
Maybe one.
But that's all. Honest.
>>683803330
Y-You won't be laughing when Arsenal go another invincible season.
>>683803935
That's... Odd.
Nail biting when stressed
>>683804351
kat a best
>>683803867
I love it
>>683803923
I see, good luck with the game, looking forward to it.
>>683803935
i cant watch normal porn only can watch femdom vore and giantess is that a disgusting habbit?
>>683804440
Nice meme gooner
>>683804440
Oh nono, I'll be wearing THIS.
>>683804118
>>683804351
Keep talking bitches
>>683804575
So have you written an accompanying chant yet?
>>683803935
Wait how do you jizz on your mouth? I honestly don't know unless you lick it after.
>>683803668
Claimed
Ooh shit, first thunderstorm of the year happening. >>683803935
I tend to make weird noises when I drink or eat without noticing myself.
>>683804611
femdom's the way to go. <3
>>683804351
This is true
>>683804440
Are you sure....
I also would have thought her clumsiness would hurt product, or anger customers
>>683804587
Thanks, I'll need it. 2 weeks is a deadline that I feel could literally kill me
my one and only
Tenryuu claimed
>>683804771
He's probably very flexible.
Claimed
>>683804889
Why's there a deadline for it?
Doing it for something like Game Jam?
sachi claim
>>683803935
probably picking sock threads
>>683804771
Put your knees against your ears. It might not be fully comfortable but you can jizz like that.
>>683804012
>Bills are getting paid
>Greece
Are we talking about the same nation?
>>683803935
>>683804256
>Most efficient protein recycling.
Everyone on /fit/ does to for maximum gains, so how is it disgusting?
Also best waifu claimed.
>>683804767
No higher res.
No higher res.
No higher res.
>>683804972
Thank you.
>>683803668
Claimed desu
>>683804976
Marilyn Manson did nothing wrong.
>>683805030
Oh... im glad I have no interest in trying it.
>>683805150
Godtier husbando.
>>683804767
Not yet. I'll have to think about it. It has to be perfect.
>>683804964
Ahoy, wie geht's denn so an diesem schönen Mittwoch?
>>683804771
I assume he might lean up against an object upside down with his legs above his head.
We need video prove to be sure though,
>>683805235
Or well, if you're, like, flexible enough, you can suck it yourself. Only a few men can do that though.
But yeah, not that great to do, imo, breaking your back isnt fun.
>>683805071
>No higher res.
Of course not, do you think me a filthy thumbnail/sample saver?
>>683805259
Good luck, I wrote a mediocre one related to the clown from ss13.
Reminder that you are indirectly supporting the Jews with your degeneracy and therefor should gas yourselves.
>>683805492
But I'm your biggest fan!
I have all the merchandise!
>>683804616
Was gone playing mount and blade with pony anon but yes you can bro. Just do her! Be a man and get strong willed!
I'm lurking and gaming
>>683804616
S-Shut up. It'll happen. Just wait.
>>683804631
You sure about that? A lot of the customers are obese neckbeards with younger looking girls with them. Some of them might try something.
>>683804829
>femdom's the way to go
D.Va gets it.
>>683804888
Your trips confirm her clumsiness. But on the other hand, a lot of the customers like it. We don't give her anything that she can actually spill. It adds to the family friendly theme of NDK's.
>>683805492
M-Mein Fuhrer, please, say it isn't true. We don't serve Jews ice cream here.
>Fubuki claimed
>>683805071
My pleasure.
Please excuse me, but I also really want to post this one...
>>683805468
Well, most have tried
>>683805456
In all likelihood
So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way.
>>683805765
MEMEMEME
EMEMEMEM
anyone have steam and play mount and blade NW?
>>683805065
I accidentally slipped and made money. Sorry.
>>683805653
I do not object.
>>683805644
All I need is petite femdom, that shit's great.
Femdom porn with Dva would be gross though!... Cough cough.
>>683805644
Then i'll stick around with you when I'll be on the front side.
I won't be the only one to be targeted.
>Or I'll just wear something else
>>683805012
More or less
The demo is for a uni assignment but they will sponsor me to complete it if they see enough promise. I have a lot of opportunity riding on this
>>683805065
You know, there's some things you don't HAVE to defend
I see your point, but it's still disgusting. I eat superworms but that doesn't mean you like them. Good protein btw, a handful of them is more than a handful of jizz I believe
Late Yuuki claim. How's everyone?
>>683805937
Well, at least you're employed by the state, so I forgive you.
>>683806003
Damn, that's pretty sweet, let's hope it goes to plan.
>>683806205
gud amine
Fuck.
What are you guys up to?
>>683805636
Thanks Shinoa. I'll be sure to pass on your name when I'm dick-deep into her.
>>683805644
>still talking about 2003-04 season
Holy shit never thought I'd see fans more delusional and obsessed with the past than our fans.
Top kek lad
>>683806354
shitpostin
>>683805644
Good to hear she gets some love
>>683806319
We are on to your jizz magic!
>>683806286
Cancerous meme
>>683805714
If he trains enough he might be able to do it without the object even, but that could be bad for your back.
>>683806003
More protein in some worms? Do you even do big cums?
Seriously though, what are superworms?
>>683806068
I'm fine how about you?
>>683805714
>>683805468
https://youtu.be/om_WKVG3xoA
relevant, also god-tier movie
>>683806354
sitting around
>>683805880
Is that the new one? I've got the first one, fire and sword, and warband.
>>683806458
Aren't all memes cancerous for you anyway?
>>683806467
Like a better version of mealworms
>Akiko
>>683806482
Just hanging out, go to get wings with a friend later. Noob question, your waifu looks familiar...Kantai Collection, right?
>>683806595
nah Napoleonic wars like an 18th century spin off its fun
>>683806821
forgot picture...
>>683806354
Plotting to drop mustard gas in this thread
>Watching Hitler: Rise of evil actually.
>>683806821
You're right, fubuki to be exact. :)
>>683806677
Like 90%, but especially everything found on or originating from /b/. Considering meme by nearly by it's very definition means beating a dead horse.
>>683806595
Moo.
>>683806588
Same here, I'm bored af.
>>683806467
It takes a while to train.
Also a good jizz is better than worms I can confirm.
Obligatory claim.
>>683806450
She gets a lot of love. Plenty of attention on the front and outback too. She's a great worker.
>>683806355
Too be honest, I wasn't even in to football at that point, so I really can't talk about it.
>>683805991
Oh no, you're wearing that maid outfit. Sure you can stick around with me. Everybody knows not to fuck with the owner.
>>683805959
You, I like you.
>>683806858
I don't play it, but my brother does, in any regiments?
>>683807037
I love you too anon.
>>683807037
I don't think that rule is used that much when the owner is a cute.
>Kekekek
>Noire
>>683807037
tbh we've only won the CL in '05 and some shitty FA and League Cups while I've been around, doesn't stop me saying "5 times" and gently reminding shitposters that we're the most decorated English club of all time :>
>Maki
>Shitposters sappin' muh image limit
>>683807075
no i play with a friend from time to time regiments can get a little over the top in their roleplay pic of ayaka kagari
>>683807121
Why?
