Suicide, myself.

>>683752053
I would rape a 3 year old with a mask on. And then the next year I would find the same one, who is now 4, and rape them again. I would continue this pattern every year. And then when she is 18. Rape all of the kids I made with her.

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jaywalking, littering and stepping on the grass. Yeah I'm gangster like that

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2edgy4me

>>683752053
Download all of the free music/movies I wanted.

>>683752292
You would get purged at 4 by the kid.

>>683752053
Make 12 molotovs
Drink 8 of them
Throw the rest at whatever moves

>>683752053
Public urination and drinking at the same time

Continue doing what I always do: not a goddamn thing

>>683752671
MODS

I'm thinking sniper post on top of your house... When they come for you - do for them.

I'd go over the recommended speed limit.

>>683752053
Kill the Batman

>>683752053
Not pay my taxes

Download some chicken parmesan recipes, if you catch my drift.

>>683752053
Marry a man

>>683752053
i would download a car

>>683752053
I'd have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>683753004
You wouldn't download music, don't download a car

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>>683752053
find and brutally rape selena gomez

>>683752053

I would torture and murder the maker of this desperately edgy, typical crap, predictable, shit movie. Same. Dumb. Shit.

>>683753060
but its purge fag

>>683752053
Try to beat hitlers holocaust record

Rip the tag off of my mattress

>>683752053
I would take a dump on a homeless mans face while he sleeps

>>683752053
Give a bitch an abortion in Texas

>>683753098
No its not, fag

>>683752053
Answer my cell phone in the movies

>>683752053
I would show respect to OP regardless of how much a fag he is.

>>683752875
I like this. I have access to the roof of my office building, so I would post up there and cap any asshole maurading around with a gun. Then I'd fap.

>>683752053
I would smoke marijuana and download movies without paying for them

>>683753150
sorry still illegal

>>683752292

stop writing from jail, Stew. we all know why you're in there.

>>683752053
I would talk about /b/

>>683753122
This

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I'd go hunting for Nigger

>people not understanding that there will be a massive increase in peadophilia, child porn distribution ect

lols all crime is legal look at these home invaders omg so spooks

this film makes me sick and it was an awful watch

>>683753206

Your young and dumb.

>>683753428
>Your ... dumb
>Your

>>683753396

I think if anything child molestation would increase on a mass scale, pedophilia might rise but not by much

>>683752053
Smoke weed and such.

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>>683752053
I've never committed a crime and I never will because I'm not a low class sub human degenerate

>>683752053
Kill my fucking family
They annoy me so much

I would kill them without the purge if i found a proper way to get rid of the bodies. I drive around town but couldn't find a proper place to bury them, thinking about eating them but the time it will take to eat all three (mother father sister) will be enough for people to start being suspicious.

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>>683753596

>>683752053
Download legally.

If travel to Stockholm and beat the ever loving shit out of those Moroccan street "kids" terrorizing everyone, then Göteborg and find every ISIS-sympathizer I could find and kill them whilst covered in bacon, and then I'd come to Malmö and clean it up from Islamists and communists.

But this would probably take a few Purges

>>683753596
So why would committing crimes make you a low class subhuman degenerates?

>>683753628
Just cut them with your edge.

>>683753724
Ah so you're the guy who posts the word "edgy" whenever he reads something that's too much for him.

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I'd pee whilst sitting down.

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Stay up past bedtime.

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>>683752053
Kill niggers, so many niggers...

>>683753922
link
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/149394-story

>>683752053
I would beat the shit out of a couple girls who fucked with my head a while ago.
I would falsify one or two records.
I would murder as many gipsies and sandniggers as I could.

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>>683753628
reported for being underage b&

Beat the shit out of a girl who put a restraining order on me.

>>683754047
faggot

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I'd destroy my boss's life. Rape his daughters, burn down there house. Chop of his dick and fingers.

>>683753789
No, I'm the guy who posts the word "edgy" when he reads someone trying desperately to be that crazy and tough badass he dreams of at night.

>>683754215
yes?

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Steal a balloon

>>683754324
who the fuck do you think you are stealing a balloon are you superman holy shit you are crazy

I would download a bear

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I would rape and pillage.

Honestly all I would do is smoke weed all day and play Skyrim.

PRANK BUZZING

>>683754270
prove it

>>683754283
you're a faggot

>>683754692
>you're a faggot
mind explaining how?

>>683754736
>Ooo your post triggered me so i reported you!

I'd like... Do drugs and stuff while boarding my house up

>>683752460
You psychopath!

I'd call a mod a faggot

>>683754823
This

>>683754815
nope i just reported you for breaking the rules for being under 18 years of age

I would LITERALLY steal something

my mom would hate me lol

>>683755024
>Waaaah i'm so triggered you must be underage! how could someone actually think that? i live in a fairy tale waaaah

>>683753428
Kill yourself you buzzword spouting memelord

>>683755329
>Waaaah i'm so triggered
yes you are

I would be a menace while drinking juice in the hood

I would kill that faggot that keeps posting bananas

>>683755542
This!
Kek!!

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>>683755468
>i have nothing to say so i'll repeat what the other person said instead!

I would needlessly and selfishly post goats in /mlp/

>>683755680
i have plenty to say its just that youre a dumbass

>>683755764
hush now, it's ok don't cry :')

>>683755542
Win

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>>683755823
makes no sense you tard

>>683755823
you're a pretty disgusting human being tbh i hope you die instead

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Kill all the jews

>>683752053
Kill as many sand niggers as possible.
Just take out Muslims, burn arab villages , burn down masques just destroy as much as possible from them.
i'm guessing a lot of Europeans can probably relate to that as well. and when i say Europeans i mean real ones, not durkas who think that's their new home.

>>683752053
I would break into a nuke silo facility and bomb the fuck out of america so that the world will finally become a normal place

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>>683756079
And then kill all the niggers

I would murder 6-12 specific people. Mostly people above me in my work who make stupid decisions and do stupid things.

>>683753396
>>683753507

>Delusional pedofags living in their fantasy

Everyone would be too busy hacking eachother up, stealing money + shit and shooting eachother not trying to diddle kiddies. Kill yourselves.

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>>683756168
And then kill all the white people

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some real edgy fuckers in this thread

This is a good thread

I would steal all da moniez

>>683756360
>>683756168
>>683756079
>>683756116

All the fags talking about how they would go hunting and shit will be the first to get purged. As you run around and attempt to play rambo, you increase your chances of death by a ton. You're just gonna get gunned down faster.

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>>683752053
Murder. would go on a killing spree targeting pollitcal, ideological and religious extremists.how ever since its illegal and the purge is not real ill just sit at home and eat spaghetti

>>683756007
>>683756067
whatever you say queers

Shoot random cars outside my apartment window

>>683756867
Thing is, fattass... i'm not the only one who would do that, so if i actually go on a muslim hunt i'd go with a fucking small army by my side.
More help = more dead sand niggers. start with the kids first.

probably just raid some applestores since the shit there is overpriced as fuck and if i sell it for $100 less than the regular price i'd get crazy ammounts of cash.

>>683753122
/thread

>>683757419
>small army
of what, 30 edgy eurofags? Again, you would get rekt while everyone is already busy throwing shit. Stop being edgy and put down the mountain dew fagmeister.

>>683757722
Are you retarded? do you really think that's how a real purge will work? people will just go kill who every they want to kill, if they don't wanna kill you why would they fight you and your small army? which is , btw by my count at least 150 people . all armed with military level automatic weapons and kevlars ready to kill some durka scum. do you really think someone would fuck around with such a group? if so, you're obviously retarded. which wouldn't surprise me that much due to your former comments :)

>>683752053
I'd kill the entire population of my town. Wake up the next day and not give a Fuck.

Buy weed, smoke weed.
That's it.
I don't get why anyone would like to kill anyone, i mean i have alot of people i would love to see get hit by a bus or something like that but i would never kill them.

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>>683753060

I actually do something with my life, meaning that not everybody like me, well there are several people that despite me for being more successful than them/coming out on top every time. So i would probably camp just behind my front door with my dear rifle in hands, hoping not to be killed.

>Everybody going outside will be shot by some psycho anyway.
>Everybody going outside is mentally ill, done with his life or a psycho.

>>683752875
Thats stupid being a sniper would be stupid snipers cant shoot fo

Leak government files about aliens

>>683752053

Barricade the house, get the weapons and fire-extinguishers out, hold on for dear life.

Otherwise, find me some neo-nazis and kill them.

>>683760570
>find me some neo-nazis and kill them.
Most neo-nazis are armed and mental enough to shoot people at sight, you might wanna be careful.

>>683760819

Yeah, but they're usually not that smart. Two weeks ago a bunch of them firebombed a friends house and all they managed to do was make a scorch-mark. I think I could outsmart them.

>>683752053
Probably just do away with a few people I despise. Other than that I'd probably just steal shit. Kick puppies. Whatever

probably just rob a lingerie store

Honestly I would just use Purge Day as a shopping day for new games. TV's, consoles, computers, games, phones, then sell most of them after.

>>683760408
Underrated po

>>683752053
Insurance fraud or something, or theft.

Got no inclinations to be violent but I'm in dire need of money.

>>683761356
What about...
Mmm i'm at gamestop (or wathever u like) lets see what i can take...mmm...maybe F4? Xbox one? Playst...'bang' 'bang'
some random guys just shot you, game over, ggwp

>>683762172
>Implying I wouldn't bring weapons of my own.

Most likely my co worker Joe.... Kill him

>>683762673
You can bring them, but nowadays it's just "PANG" and you're gone. If somebody wants you dead you're shot and that's the end.

>>683759725
Grow some balls pussy and take some action.. You lazy fuck millenial

>>683752053
Eliminate as many niggers as possible.

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>>683752053
i would kill all the people commiting crimes.

Utopia in reach.

I'd kill someone who made my life miserable in highschool, nay, I would capture them, torture them, casturate them, and release them just as purge is over, so they can live the rest of their life being worse than nothing, whilst watching me become successful

Probably stay home and defend the house. I want to rob a bank (to pay my loans, not because I want to get rich), but I'd probably get killed trying.

>>683759725
So steal a bus and run them over.

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>>683752053
>What crimes do you commit?
All of them from Arson to Zoophilia so keep your dog inside.
>who would you commit them against?
Everyone no one is exempt. I'd breach people's homes with home made explosives to destroy their false sense of security.

>>683765273
>home made explosives
Kek, u graduated in chemistry of phisics?

I would stay up an extra hour past my bedtime.

>>683766072

>chemistry of phisics

>>683755188
I steal your mum ...and rape her

Probably kill some teachers, nothing else

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>>683752191
good job anon

Rob a gamestop

>>683752053
shit posting on /b/

>>683753002
you sick

>>683752053
Bye, Bye, Barack

>>683752053
i'd try unprotected sex with a hooker

~~**dance like nobody's watching**~~

>>683766942
kek

rob then kill as many people as possible to fatten my wallet and for personal satisfaction... i like to kill

>>683752053
I would go on Disney.com without parents permission

>>683766072

gas + tank/jar / coke bottle + lighter = boom nigga

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I probably wouldn't be able to steal anything
Just live my pathethic life like usual
I'd watch some CP though

i would just rob the local bank

>>683752053
First flight to California
Murder old business partner