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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
>>683746458
Why dont you use your powers for good and derail degenerate threads? Furry, traps, cuck, black dicks etc...
If your done with those threads then come and derail ylyl
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "pony" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
>>683747193
Oh Great suiseiseki thine powers art needed in other threads. Traps, cockrate, black worship, cucks choose whichever thou wilt and see thine duty fulfilled
>>683746761
What this guy said
What does Idk mean
I love cumsquats!
>>683747566
I have others working on that.
Welcome to my recruitment agency.
The game is simple, and not the one you just lost :^)
I'm not your personal army, you need to help clean up this mess you created, by flaming faggorty where you see it.
For too long you sat back and watched it snowball, the time for action is now,
Love from,
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking sumo pears and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit, sage
>>683748069
You say that but I think you just love those threads. Are you into boipucci? Or are you a kike that loves bbc in white women? Degenerate detected
FUCKING WEEBS GET OFF /B/
>>683748347
What is /B/?
>>683748282
You may not see desu, but gore facts and figures.
Now stop being a lazy bones and contribute or perish desu.
>>683748069
>personal army
One Fat neckbeard neet isn't an army you no life having retard
>>683748246
>>683748279
>>683748168
>>683748103
>>683748013
>>683747994
>>683747972
>>683747768
these aren't funny at all wtf is wrong with your humour? were you touched as a child?
>>683747117
wow...deep cut
>>683748498
You're lying those threads can thrive in peace you're not doing anything to stop them. You can easily scare those degenerates away but you refused. You were one of us once... a damn pity
At least its the same images, in the same patterns.
Where was the one spamming robot porn? Those were pretty good!
Not sure who the tattered-winged fox was tho.
>>683748640
You sure showed me with that idiotic picture wowzers
>>683748783
And what are you doing to help, may I ask?
Because all you seem to be able to do is complain about it.
Not git gud and desu on.
>>683748985
Im not a master derailer like you, I have a life.
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the cancer, not join them…bring balance to /b/, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother Anon, and I loved you.”
>>683746790
>>683746816
>>683746841
>>683746868
It begins...
>>683746761
Why did you leave out cunny threads?
>>683749318
All you have to do is post several times in each cancer thread. others will join eventually.
Have faith, but have fun, rage on thoes faggots, trigger them argue your point! this is an discussion board, not a fucking image hosting service.
If that's why you come here for why did you leave imgur?
>>683747193
You're having a very difficult time coping with being a lonely pedophile, aren't you? Does this help at all? Just curious, as I hate YLYL threads.
>>683749754
>recognized the song
Now who's the one with the problem
>>683749596
To be honest I would like to see more of the sumo pear spammed. No offense, but the desu is more just stale annoying like spider man. The pear just pisses people off so much because they're like "OMG STOP LE FORCING DIS MEME!!!!!!" and they get so asshurt
>>683749839
I didn't read your post, manchild. Answer the question.
>>683749838
VLC is a shitty media player.
>>683749922
True, I have been enjoying that, but my pasta needs to be read.
It has "awoken" several oldfags thus far.
>>683749969
Back to tumblr little miss [triggered]
>>683749596
I never went to imgur. Do you think ylyl is worse than degenerate threads? I mean just check the catalog and see how many there are.
How about this: you tell us which thread we'll start to derail and I'll join you. I can't speak for the other fags but im sure a couple of anons wil join rank. What do you say. Also what are we going shitpost there
>>683750086
Pedophiles are so boring.
>>683750086
How old are you?
http://youtu.be/ZPOX36-tGSM
>>683750272
Allright im joining. Anyone else up for the job
>>683750386
Ignore the things you don't like. Be cool. You'll live longer.
>>683750272
That thread is almost dead. Next one?
>>683750752
Grow up.
>>683750987
Do you have a problem with Cunny threads? I bet you don't.
>>683751111
What are cunny threads
>>683750987
>>683721737
My sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>683749854
Wat
>>683750987
Im quitting. I only joined if ylyl were left alone. I enjoyed playing internet batman for a while but no more
>>683746886
Is this fresh pasta?
Or am I just a fag?
>>683746426
That file name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavI_fuu1c8
>>683749596
>an discussion board, not a fucking image hosting service.
u wot
>>683754961
You see this text field??
Posting 4chan feels next.
When
I first arrived, the discussion was how to improve the images we created, not "kek"
>>683753792
You'd like this
>>683755171
(2/7)
vr related
>>683746426
>>683753792
Laughing at your own post?
>>683753639
I havent seen this one neither
>>683755521
Nope.
If you had an understanding as tyo what is happening, then you'd get it newfag, lurk moar desu.
>>683755119
YLYL has been around for a decade. Granted the quality has declined severely but they can still be entertaining. Only in the last couple years have fags like you started spamming the shit out of it, reducing the valuable content even further and wasting the time of people like me who want to skim through and catch the bits of quality. These days theres only a few because 75%+ of the thread is your faggotry.
>>683755974
>moom!
>mooooom!
>they wont let me see funnah may mays from 10 years ago on 4chan!!!
>screeeeeeeeeeeeee
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>calm down darling
>go to desustorage
>no! I want to be able to reply kek to the ones I like!
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>683756161
dude what
>>683749854
So that's where Arby's get their sandwich meat from.
>>683756319
Other people read posts.
Think no more of it, we need to reeducate newfags as to what this site really was.
>>683756161
>go to desustorage
An archive of hundreds of threads exactly like this is supposed to be where someone goes to find humorous images?
>>683752240
Obvious the replier is white, so their opinion is invalid.
>>683756524
I assume his reason for citing the archive is that he doesnt like seeing constant threads full of reposts. He doesnt seem to understand the fact that a thread entirely full of original content is basically impossible and would be rare as hell if somehow magically enforced.
He doesnt like seeing threads, so he spends a bunch of his time flooding them with his shit that no one wants to see as if this somehow solves the nonexistent problem.
>>683756524
That was satire on "it's been posted hundreds of times before" desu.
>>683756953
It also turns away the children that come here only for ylyl threads.
You need to start thinking latterly on this.
I wouldn't do it unless it served a greater purpose.
Just think about how much quieter other threads have gotten, so much less newfaggotry comments from pasing by children.
Pic related
If you care about this site at all, then you will find enjoyment out side of ylyl threads.
Just why on fuck do you need memes shoveled into your eyes on a daily basis?
>>683757310
Most of the quality that appears isnt memes but random pictures and clips. Aside from that, the only reason to come to /b/ any more is porn. No one makes interesting threads like there were several years ago. It doesnt even seem like people make rekt/general gif threads anymore.
Also this "good of the site" spamming seems to be thrown at threads that dont have a home anywhere else on 4chan and default here - primary example being trap/cd, which is just fucking porn. If that's going to be spammed, why not blast the shit out of the everpresent furfags that use /b/ as their personal chatroom? I literally NEVER see any spam in those threads.
Anon's used to venture out to create new content.
Picture related.
You'd think the availability of free image manipulation software like Gimp2 that theird be an increese in content, but no. newfags think reposting is the answer.
dikc pic
>>683757791
>furfags
They keep it to themselves nowadays.
> primary example being trap/cd, which is just fucking porn.
YES that's the major problem, but are you helping by shit posting in those threads?
Do you email moderators to advise them that most of them are advertisements?
What are you doing to help?
I for one am closing pool in hopes of triggering these conversations with those who actually give a damn. I want you to care more enough than just posting a hissy fit.
You need to stand up and stop taking this bullshit!
This is /b/ for fucks sake, when the fuck was the last time we asked mods for help?
>>>/mlp/
And that sickens me. this place used to not give a fuck, and you cunt's were triggered my ponys?!?!
Grow a shitpost folder and get to work.
>>683758513
Relevant
(1/2)
Bump
Cant remember what this is, posting for myself.
Kill yourself, fuckwit
>>683758899
>row row
Fuck that made the song play in my head
>>683760932
Lol
>>683760918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eEGeqC-8M
>>683761129
see
>>683760405
You bastard.
>>683761161
this movie is so shit holy fuck
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
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>>683761730
i finally found it
the least funny picture of all time
>>683751374
o shit
saw a webm in ylyl last night where a guy was making out with womyn, didnt realize he was trapped until he pulled her panties down. I laughed so hard
Can we have more like that?
>I-I'm not gay
>>683760785
Source?
>>683762209
you might like this one
>>683746566
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Great ylyl thread everyone a real gem you got here
>>683748069
Roger dodger
"and i have the down syndrome"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0XwKjBOQx0
Is this a cringe thread? What the fuck is this queer desu shit? Definitely not laughing. Definitely not losing.
>>683762579
Exactly what I'm sayin
>>683761649
What movie is this, anon?
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking sumo pear, and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit, sage
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>>683755140
Get in here!! It's happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITT: Reddit tries to raid
>>683763863
Filthy fucking casual, we have closed pool in ylyl almost around the clock for 3 weeks now.
YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?
>>683764011
>we
>>683763908
Just you doing copy pasta with a bunch of tabs open. Rethink your strategy
>>683764149
Same reply worked fine in both threads, sue me. kekekeke.
>>683764243
We'll you're not doing a good job at killing the image limit, you need to troll harder
>>683764361
I'm reeducating
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>>683755171
Read whats posted in a thread, you may come to realize why 4chan went to shit..
People who are unwilling to read should no be here.
>>683746647
cancer
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>>683746868
cancer. Kill yourself
>>683765354
I'm starting to thin the definition of cancer includes anti cancer...
No oldfag would think that desu is cancer, only a 12 year old that is not receiving ghetto memes would think this..
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>>683755119
>says 4chan is for discussion
>does nothing but spam copypasta and some dead weaboo meme from the noughties
google cognitive dissonance
>>683761712
FUCK YOU BANANAFUCKER. STOP POSTING THIS OVERUSED, UNFUNNY FUCKING IMAGE. FUCKING AUTISTS THINKING THEY'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY. JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NEGLECTED AND NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD SPEND ALL YOUR TIME POSTING NAKED FUCKING BANANAS ON THE INTERNET.
SERIOUSLY STOP POSTING THIS UNFUNNY SHIT. IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BANANA PEOPLE DON'T TAKE YLYL THREADS SERIOUS ANYMORE
>>683766219
>Only way to leave is over-flooded by the spamm
>>683766356
be the change you want to see you utter faggot, don't spam your autistic covers of video game songs
>>683747055
Keks for gold. Omfg yes
>>683766387
What are you gonna do about it faggot? spam memes at me?
Or are you gonna realize you have not ever contributed to this site ever?
Unlike you, I know when I've been in the wrong.
>>683766356
why didnt you spam the cringe thread that has hundreds of replies with no text? You don't apply your principals logically or consistently, you just dislike funny image dumps. You don't care about any other kind of image dump thread, so talking all that big talk about 4chan is a discussion board is bullshit
>>683766625
How can you know that when we're all anonymous you newfag
>>683766625
>I know when I've been in the wrong
>Spamming desu in YLYL threads
uh huh
>>683766656
I can't be everywhere at once.
Plus you have not read a single explination I have given
here
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here
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and here
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As well as here
>>683758513
You are a kek head, you are cancer.
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>>683762875
Better to be a virgin than lose custody of my son
>>683749838
That filename tho. Lost
>>683760621
nigga thats Nebraska
>>683768015
No, also
Pic related.
Go to /g/ moar.
>>683768015
roughly equivalent.
>>683768015
What's the joke?
>>683768299
I'll believe it when I see it. post shit, receive it.
>>683762348
Tekken 6
>>683768843
Now that's more like it.
>>683746426
nigra please
let`s go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeeBziWgy0&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGxKJDTlZ-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFm2ekG__K8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITpgXl6TwMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJ9PUTrT2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugwLElJe-To&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQZy6F7O3uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8UByG3ncw
>>683760091
Old as dirt but still relevant.
>>683769590
Yes.
>>683746312
hahahaha loud kek
you sir have won my upvote
good day to you
>>683751024
Nigger where do you think you are, faggot?
OMFG I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore
are the banana guy and the desu guy and fow this fucking pear?? trying to out-shitpost each other, or are they just reveling in the fact that YLYL threads are somehow being ruined? i haven't enjoyed a YLYL in at least a fucking week
Do you desufags/bananas and just fucking FRUIT in generall have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how they can spend all their time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI AND SHIT BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. they must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; and what the FUCK does desu even mean??
And why on FUCK would they associate it with fucking 4chan?
There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
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hahahahahaah bye faggot
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>>683773470
get off my/b/ faggot
>>683773926
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting desu again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the desu since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
>moom!
>mooooom!
>they wont let me see funnah may mays from 10 years ago on 4chan!!!
>screeeeeeeeeeeeee
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>calm down darling
>go to desustorage
>no! I want to be able to reply kek to the ones I like!
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>that's IT! I'm getting the internet disconnected.
You need to check yourself before you reck yourself kid.
>>683746458
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
THIS IS NOW A GASTON THREAD OLDFAGS
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>>683760621
How could the fields exist like that if the terraine isn'jt flat? Those irrigation things don't work on non-level ground.
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you all suck none of these images are funny
>>683746312
Never seen anyone hate on /vr/, it's one of the chillest boards if you ask me...
Don't get the joke, anyway, someone explain pls
>>683775138
beats the shit outta desu crap, y'all
>>683755386
we'll never die
even when our hearts stop beating
our history's and searches will be there
our comments and reply's will be saved
by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet we will live forever on in the cache
we will always be here forever as the ghosts
of an era
forgotten or not we will live on
>see you space cowboys
feels anon
>>683775154
That's because eneryone's there for the same reason, content. Who knows why people come to this shithole?
>>683775154
It was proberly made by some luddite.
The type that would rather you spent your blood and sweat on building a new church no one with half a brain would enter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGJLdnN0xHY
>>683775390
Much like your comment, saved for future reference /b/ro.
twips
>>683762095
Why is that hamster green and deformed?
>>683746606
This is actually accurate
>>683775854
Which case was this?
>>683748405
wot is this game
>>683776236
french
>>683776211
Either something feminists were bitching about or, if you're talking about the pic, its from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
>>683776343
Aren't the French stripes horizontal though?
>>683746761
Because these people (like yourself, given your list) are trying to get rid of stuff that's been mainstays of /b/ since it started. (They'll fail like everyone else when they hit puberty and find something else to do.)
The real question is: if you hate /b/ so much, why not fuck off?
>>683776425
french canadians, eh
Are we ever gonna have a YLYL thread that isn't faggoted up by bananas, ASCII bullshit or ass stretching poetry copypasta?
>>683756707
well he didn't even state any opinion, he just posted a quote from mlk, if this seems to contradict the first statement then maybe it isn't true
>>683746886
Desu
>>683753639
both
>>683765839
I'm lowest grade newfag, mentally agingfag and I can tell that I see nothing wrong with desu. It's just (assuming what you said) oldfags showing up from time to time raiding newfags. What I can assume from this, is that they
1.Still exist
2.Are making an all out war on newer community of 4chin
From which I can assume that 4chan will be in a great anarchy soon enough
>>683747055
Fake and stupid
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It's okay. He heals fast.
>>683766923
So you're admitting that you sperg out at ylyl threads and that your opinions are not widely held as it isn't an ocurrance in other cancerous threads? Not only that but have so little of a life as to spam the shit out of every thread that pops up as if it is your duty?
Just fucking kill yourself man, you've already hit rock bottom
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>>683777218
My ants are reading this, they said they'd get back to me.
>>683747738
I don't kek
>>683766923
Yeah, /b/ was so fucking good in the past and nobody ever posted stuff that had been posted before. Every post was OC, and not a single person here ever repeated themselves.
You're a fucking idiot and I'd guess you've been coming here since March.
>>683777403
I am German and what you post is shit you jew nigger
>>683747055
I MAYBE would have cracked a smile if that wasn't the fakest thing I've ever read
>>683777337
Heil thine tri
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>that one autist who has spent 6 hours in a thread he don't like pressing ctrl v
>that one autist who has a folder with hundreds of "le old fag xdd" pictures and banana to "epic raid troll le threads i dont like!!! we r ananaomus!"
this shit right here is ylyl
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>>683772060
what the fuck is this
>>683777607
Their used to be alot of OC, and reposting was often in relevance.
But what would you know, seeing as your so quick to stoop to le summer fag may may.
Kill yourself.
>>683772060
where's this from?
>>683777492
another anon was tricked
>>683778841
>le summer fag may may.
Excuse me? When did I do that?
>>683779016
Often.
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>>683779071
Ah, I see, you've got nothing. Off you go, then, with your folder of hilarious memes to fail to derail more threads.
>>683779306
U mad bro?
Seems like u mad bro.
>>683779484
Great meme, son.
>>683779306
Me?
That's a whole lot of assumption.
I'm leaving /b/ros have a nice day
