Hi guys haha My name is rhys and I am a 14 year old boy who lives in england, uk. I do videos almost every day and I am a great cod player, if you want to play cod with me hit me up yo'z. I will tell you my xbox live name and stuff yay but if you want my name just to be an faggot, then no I will not give you my online name mate, sorry. also dont spam my channel, i am good at youtube, so dont be a dick alright yeah so im just starting out youtube and stuff mates. i might do cod commentary and stuff and that but i dont have a capture card so i have to wait till my birthday n stuff so be patient please more cod videos will come out

Sometimes, when my boyfriend cums inside me, I like to spread my legs and drag it on the floor so I can pretend I'm a snail.

>>683696907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G47wiueVgx

Daddy Trump, will you punish me with your trump tower?

bump please

I fucked a cat once, now I have feline fever.

hey guys i know the va :)

IT'S SUSHI TIME You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi

if this is op then op was either baiting all along or he is a mega hyper giga fucking cuck ex with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with carl the cucks DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in cuck and faggotry.

Joey, you're a kissless virgin, please consider drinking bleach.

I get more pussy than a bowl of Friskies

>>683696418
I wish I could get my ass pounded by a bad dragon, that would be soooo great right now~

>>683701473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gPo4nMzCZ7

>>683701537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KinU71pbeX

>>683701887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8LEzj2Lhd

I want to drink bleach right now, anyone got any? Please?

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Fuck the Nameless King, I hope that fuck rots in Hell for the shit he put me through.

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do a voice with you acting like this girl saying

"After we play video games, do netflix & chill? :3"

>>683702503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PiTAYP6LDc

I will go to prison again, just to make sweet, rough prison love with the inmates!

Wowzers, Chris! 3 inches? You're fucking pathetic!

>>683703143
Woah there, I didn't know you wanted to fuck a 3 incher~ I'll take you on that~

>>683703293
You son of a fuck

>>683703337
I fucked you~ And you're my son~

>>683703337
I WASTED IT

Bananas are just as good as dicks, they're also more edible and don't make a screaming noise if you bite down~

Is it rape if nobody can hear your scream? Why are you looking at me like that? It's just a question!

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Estoc is not fucking Bestoc and whoever uses it can go get hit by a fucking train.

>>683703143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SWIiYlHPIL

>>683703293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tdhxliCzdw

>>683703337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s7dflqKAZy

>>683703837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kY2YDJdYn8

>>683703915
Git Gud Son, The Legend Never Dies!

"Only a madman knows no fear. A warrior knows what fear is, he feels it in his stomach, he understands fear better than any other mortal can. What makes us strong is that we have conquered fear, overcome it not once but many times, over and over again, until the process has become instinctive. but no matter how many battles you fight and how many victories you win, your fear will never completely leave you. Learn to live with that fear. Learn to master your fear. But never forget that there are things in this universe that even you cannot face and live, abominations so terrible that their very appearance will sear the flesh from your face and shrivel your eyes. Such things cannot be fought, and to confront them would be nothing but a futile waste of life. In those situations remember your vows to serve the Emperor, and remember also that you serve him best alive and not sacrificed upon the altar of vain glory."

Thumb in butt, cumshot on forehead?

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>>683704326
Dont tell anyone you leveled that up, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>683704439
Try again

>>683704690
Wut r u? A casul?

>>683704439
Ahh shit one more try

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If only I could be so grossly incandescent

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>>683704439
>>683704790
>>683704977
The gods are merciful

I like my men like I like my curry, Indian, but serious, I don't like those damn white cis males!

THE CIVIL WAR WAS A HOAX!

Stop right there criminal scum, you violated my mother!

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>>683705683

Notice me senpai~

>>683704653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raNhD6KNif

>>683704439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01nWoFveiAE

>>683705143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LCypUZ9iF0

Talos the mighty! Talos the unnerring! Talos the Unassailable! To you, we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the FILTH of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the DUNG of mortality, now walk among the stars!
Aye, you were once man. And as man, you said - "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter! I breathe now in royalty, and reshape this land that is mine. I do this for you, Red Legion, for I LOVE YOU!"
Aye, love. LOVE! Even as man, great Talos cherished us! For he saw in us; in each of us; the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are but children of man, Talos is the true GOD of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit. The very idea is inconcievable to our elven overlords! Sharing the heavens? With man! HA! They can barely tolerate our presence on Earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then?! Do the elves take your homes? Your buisinesses? YOUR CHILDREN? YOUR VERY LIVES?!?!?! And what does the empire do? NOTHING! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial Machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up...RISE UP AGAINST THE EMPIRE. RISE UP, STORMCLOAKS! EMBRACE THE WORD OF MIGHTY TALOS, HE WHO IS BOTH MAN, AND DIVINE!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both Heavens and Earth! And we, not the elves, will rule Skyrim forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We are unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise, you do, for we are one! 'Ere, you ascend, and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!

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>>683706668

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Awoo~

>>683705683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lvMaL2DVV3

>>683706668
Talos please! One try

Help! Raccoons stole my penis!

>>683707148
For the glory of Talos!

I love to rub myself when I'm alone in my room, it get me real moist, sometimes, I even use 3 fingers, but I'll take a whole fist~

>>683707570
TOO LEWD! RETREAT! WE GOT A PERV!

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PRAISE THE SUN!

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>683707524
Damn those faithless Imperials.

>>683707980
roll

>>683708234
Reroll

I've been waiting for this. This was a win at the end of the last thread:

Hey, can I suck your dick?
[giggle]
Thanks.
[sucking noises for 30 seconds]
Are you going to cum soon?
[more sucking noises]
I wanna swallow your cum
[more sucking followed by swallowing]
Thanks, you were delicious.

>>683708234
What anime is that from, anyways.

>>683708457
You're doing God's work, anon.

Summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

>>683708651
Reroll cuz gol

>>683708775
Life hates me

>>683708457
Winrar. Can't wait for this one.

>>683708084
You know, they say Ulftic Stormcloak killed the high king... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you suck on one of tits? I don't mean kiss it or suck on the nipple, I mean I want you to get my whole tit in your mouth. And then I want you to suck.

>>683709345
Oh shit, I forgot a my. I have brought shame upon my family. Fixing, rerolling and sudokuing.

Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you suck on one of my tits? I don't mean kiss it or suck on the nipple, I mean I want you to get my whole tit in your mouth. And then I want you to suck.

>>683709666
Hi Satan.

>>683709666
SATANIC TRIPS!!!!

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>>683709666

>>683708457
Why hasn't this one been recorded?

Pay me ten bucks and I'll let you suck my dick.

In a loli voice

>>683707980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UefUhoc424

>>683708457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I8LhPRA9i1 (Thanks for being a good sport, dude! Hope the wait was worth it lol.)

>>683710381
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I8LhPRA9i1

The wait was definitely worth it.

brb fapping.

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>>683710381

In a super kawaii animu voice:

"Anime IS a mistake! Fuck you Phil!"

You're mine now.
*giggle*
Don't even think you can disobey me. I own you.
You have to do everything I say.
Everything.
Which means you can't cum until I order you to.
All of your cum is mine too.
*giggle*

>>683709666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nRQl11OwTr (Just because Satan roll)

>>683711254
reroll?

You dare mock me? I am the conqueror! The Destroyer of Worlds! Armies tremble before my might! Kings and Emperors beg for my mercy! And you dare call me cute!? I should take your hea- wait. What are you doing? Why did you take your dick out? Noooooooooooo! Put that away! Aaaaaahhhhh! [sobbing]

In the cutest voice you can make

>>683696418
Is that a small loan of one million dollars?

Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.

>>683711254
1 more reroll

>>683711280
im gonna reroll this one. For science

>>683706668
One last try for the Glory of Talos!

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>>683711937

>>683712248
Reroll m8

>>683706668
Rolling for this

>>683709243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nusUeD8vvf

>>683711937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JPQAKpJNs8

>>683712437
Thank you, you beautiful fuck

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

if this is op then op was either baiting all along or he is a mega hyper giga fucking cuck ex with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with carl the cucks DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in cuck and faggotry.

>>683713001
reroll

Say "Fresh Fried Fish 5 times fast"

>>683712946
kek
reroll

>>683713198
roll

>>683713388
reroll

>>683713388
roll

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>>683713388

>>683713388
Rolling cuz wanna hear this one

What's that? You want to cum?
Hmph, maybe I'll let you, but you have to do everything I tell you to. Now take off your pants and present yourself.
You're already this hard? How pathetic. Oh well, since you're already erect, just move one finger up and down the underside of your shaft. Nothing more. No gripping, just moving the tip of your finger up and down.
Up. And down. And up. And down. And up. And stop. Now hold it there. Hold it. Now circle the tip of your cock with your finger.
Are you enjoying this? You are? You're such a dirty pervert, aren't you. I'll let you stroke your cock now, you dirty, perverted fucker.
Stroke slowly. Slower. Good. Now you can start stroking faster. Faster. Slow down, I don't want you to cum just yet.
Do you want to cum? Then beg for it. [wait for 10 seconds] Good.
Now stroke it as fast as you want, but you can't cum until I count down from 10.
Ten. Keep stroking. Nine. That's it. Eight. Hmmm, is it getting hard to hold back? Seven. Are your poor balls aching? Six. Are you going to shoot out a huge load for me? Five. Stop. Hold it. [giggle] Alright, you can keep going, I'm not that cruel. Four. Stop thinking that I'm going to tell you to stop again. Three. I'm getting excited to see how much you cum for me. Twoooooooo. Are you ready? One. Now, shoot out all of your cum for me. All of it belongs to me. Cum. Cum. Cuuuuuum.
[giggle]
Good boy.

Going to reroll this >>683711280 as a prequel to this >>683713757

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>>683713757
W I N R A R

[spoiler]This poor woman[/spoiler]

>>683711454
First reroll

>>683706668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04xqpng6QVm

>>683713198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MRZHbG3v48

>>683711280
reroll

>>683714009
>Not liking femdom

Who doesn't love tender loving femdom?

>>683713757
Ho lee shit winrar

>>683714072
TALOS BE PRAISED

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

>>683714175
Don't get me wrong, I love femdom, I just feel bad for her having to read a novel.

>>683714528
Roll

>>683714528
rolling

>>683714528
kek
Roll

>>683711280
rerolling

>>683713388
Rolling for this, because its funny and I want to check those sweet dubs.

>>683711454
Second reroll

>>683714528
reroll

>>683714528
rolling ~

>>683714822
>>683714766
>>683714055
>>683713444
>>683713388
>>683709666
>>683709177
>>683704977
Checked.

Also say "Check these repeating digits"

Damn it anon, I left you home with one task. You didn't do and all you did all day was fucking sit at your computer. You need a job and you need to see a therapist cause this depression is eating you alive.

>>683714528
lmao this
rolling

>>683715052
Reroll pls

>>683715044
Checked and rerolling.

Check my 11 or 77

>>683715094
>>683715052
Off by one twice...

Henry, stop being such a cuck