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>>683328071

>>683328071
What's hard to explain about that? It's a fuck skeleton. Duh.

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>>683328071
At least get some quality fuck toys if you are going to strap them onto a skeleton.

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>>683328739

>>683328071

Is that a real skeleton? Can any scientific anons clarify?

>>683328237
Underrated post

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>>683328739
he nutted to hard

>>683329185
die

>>683328739
I guess he needed to nut a couple of times

>>683328071
Mexican sugar dancing?

>>683329059

plaster cast of a skeleton probably.

>>683329059
sciencefag here, its probably a homo habilis skeleton

>>683328739
Only way out of that is an actual amputation right? They can't really cut the metal without hurting the dick too. Nicely done.

>>683329366
The tortoise got stuck under a rock that fell, the ground is too hard to use your hands and a shovel could hurt it. Its award to pull so one person grabs the tortoise and the other pulls the person forming a better force.

>>683328071
>professional made male sex toy stand
>bones are of the finest human ivory
>note the two holes for 1 or two player action
>You'll have a bone rattling good time

>>683328071
Thanks Mrs. Skeltal

>>683329818
This mother fucker loves pancakes

>>683329618
thank you. i've had that picture saved for almost 7 years and didn't know what they were doing.

>>683328354
Are these panties for traps? Holy fuck what the shit.


I am ready for the end of mankind. Take me now.

>>683328071
this is a demonstration of the perineum, those blue and pink bands you see are supposed to represent muscles of the pelvic floor

>>683328071
>fleshlight secured with balloons

>>683329578
Cut blood circulation, start drawing blood from cock, wait until flaccid, profit

>>683330046
it might just be a tard and his keeper in a sticky situation. i think they are just improvising on tortoise moment though.

>>683329618
retard

>>683328237
top kek

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>>683330160

>>683329818
Is it bad that I've done this before?

>>683330780
Photoshop??

>>683330842
>>683330895
That could taste quite good.

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>>683328739
I'll never understand why people fuck up their genitals for cheap thrills
never
I mean
why the fuck
what is so great about 2 nuts around your cock
you are fucker FOR LIFE
FOR
LIFE

Get some disgusting shit into this thread plz

>>683330935
It's nigger university in Detroit
>they have a printer that makes fake deplomas and Salvation Army caps and gowns

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Tucker thread

>>683331014
Dude its normal to eat meat with rice and shit here in the Netherlands

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>>683330593
did you save that picture from a "food catastrophe" thread?

>>683329818
this looks like it comes straight out of a dirty frank clip

>>683331185
Goodnight Tucker

>>683331219
there cookies and ketchup you fucktard

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

>>683331185
Goodnight Tucker

>>683331185
I would have said "I'll tuck in tucker"

>>683331185
goodnight tucker

>>683330160
This is just too damn retarded. Does any source of light cast a shadow?

>>683331185
Goodnight Tucker

>>683331185
goodnight tuker

>>683331244
dirty frank

>>683330277
Or just tell him to lift something heavy, lube him the fuck up and take it off

>>683331219
niet met ketchup en koekjes jij kankerautist

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>>683331811

>>683328071
I actually know what this is. Some weird furfag built this life size fox sex doll. This is early in development, he later wrapped the bones in foam and then fur. It looks terrifying.

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>>683331957

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>>683331938

Good night tucker

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

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>>683332160
He made more than one.

>>683332037
What? Some pedo shit going on here?

>>683331185
Good night tucker

>>683331957
>>683331957
Not only that, the 'skeleton' was hand carved.

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

>>683331244
>dirty frank

>>683329578
They could probably slide some kind of metal or plastic etc under the nuts (with ample lube, its a dick not a bone) on opposite sides to act as shields, and then split the nuts with a hacksaw or rotary tool. I'm no surgeon or EMT or whatever but you can find videos on you tube of firemen removing rings. Keeping it cool would probably be the biggest concern if shields were used.

>>683332037
dude this is perfect normal game in Slovakia
nothing weird
all kids have to gather around dad and use stick (dad holding it)
kid who uses stick best gets to eat whipped cream from daddy knee

>>683332315
He did? Shit can I buy one and have him dig up the corpse of some famous & highly respected person?

>>683331957
>>683332484
it is terrifying how deep some can sink

>>683330695
How'd you get the beans above the frank?

>>683332547
That filthy dirty frank

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>>683332315

>>683331515
it's not light, its a super-heated crystal that extends

>>683332037
this is the priest that was child molesting everyone by making them lick the cream on his knee

>>683331185
goodnight tucker

>>683331185
goodnight tucker

>>683330570

that's like a pedophile shmorgasbord

>>683331951
Who's that girl?

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>>683328071

>>683332974
>he went out to buy a bra
>"is it a gift?"
>"hehhe yeh for my"
>"uh"
>"hehe"
>"girl friend hehe"

>>683332979
still a source of light

>>683332637

like robin williams and put him in an ant costume

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>>683333484
Lol'd

>>683333464
yes the crystal gives off light but the "blade" is the extended crystal, still a valid question whether it does or not

>>683332631
why do i feel like this sarcastic response could totally be a real game

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

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>>683331185
goodnight tucker

>>683333333

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>>683330759

>>683333711
checkt
but the question
because it emits light in every direction, it also illuminates the supposedly "shadow" it would cast when being exposed to another light source. Therefore, it would "cancel" it's own shadow with it's own light

Would anyone fuck the thing in OP's post just to see how it goes or just me.

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

>>683329059
Yeah, let's just jump right into the picture and give it a good examination

>>683328237
kek

>>683334592
maybe, who fucking knows

>>683330104
>>683330150
Those things really creep the fuck outta me

>>683330695
mother fuckin ouch

>>683331185
>>683331185
good night tucker

>>683333464
It's a source, so it projects light, but it's also a solid, so it blocks other light from passing through it. If you put it next to a much brighter source it'd probably cast a dim but visible shadow.

>>683331811
Gross. Guiness is so flavorless.

>>683330695

Worst nightmare.

>>683335079
Looks fake as shit

>>683335079
dude, wtf?

>>683335170
if the light source is more powerful, yes
kind of like how street lights cast eachothers shadow
but then the only question that remains is:
how brightly does a lightsaber shine?
You can watch the films I guess but nobody can really tell

>>683329960
lol would be funnier if this was a bowl

>>683331811
depends on whether or not the potato is cooked
it looks uncooked

>>683334592
no it fucking wouldn't.

here's a corollary: hold up a magnifying glass during a bright sunny day. some light passes through and is magnified, but there is a dim shadow that is also cast.

the lightsaber would cast a shadow when bathed in a light source stronger than its own. if it was dark, there wouldn't be a shadow cast, but an illumination from the saber would be visible.

anything that is made of visible particles is capable of casting a shadow. anything that can absorb light can cast a shadow. if you had a brighter star than the sun behind the sun and a piece of paper in the foreground, there would be a shadow of the sun on the center of the paper.

>>683335277
sooo... she(?) is alive there, right? what happen?
or is fake?

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>>683328071

>>683328354
for traps and transgender i guess but i cant see them really wanting it that bad. that or just guys that like lacy things

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>>683331185
Good night Tucker!

>>683335741
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6b_1461077661

>>683334312
thanks god i'm not the son of that sort of living been

>>683330443
WoW sick burn

amazing come back

solid points

10/10 post

>>683331515
He's asking whether the beam is casting the shadow retard

>>683331630
Alpha as fuck

>>683335079
from the walking dead

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>>683336142
nice

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

>>683329600
is that even honey? also the explination is that its a nigger covered in honey.


bitches bathe in mud.

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>>683328071

>>683335961
"Pit Bull attack rips off entire face of 67 year old lady". wow

>>683332037
why is that one girl covered in water

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

>>683328071
>unexplainable
Art

>>683329818
thought it would be funny no other explanation needed.

>>683330304
Christ bro

>>683329185
Underrated post

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>>683328071
there you go

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>>683329185

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>>683328071

>>683330759
wouldnt it be funny to make ceral with hot dogs and take a picture!

explained

>>683328354
>women need to pretend to be traps in order to be fucked
Seriously, women are pityful.

>>683328739
Dude was fucking nuts

>>683335169
Whats the translation

>>683330160
>>683331515
Yes, a light saber wouldbcast a shadow, you just need a different color or brighter source of light. It's a plasma weapon, the ions would block light.
>>68333297
No, it's plasma. The focusing crystal just focuses energy or something, I don't know, star wars is retarded.

>>683336587
What the fuck is that thing and where i can find one ?

>>683335341
>
When your balls drop and you grow pubs you will like Guiness

Get some beast up in here

>>683330780
Underrated

>>683336900

Be still my beating heart.

>>683330203
What the fuck is that

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

>>683333711
It's not crystal, dumbass.

>>683336981
What the hell! Haha!

>>683336153
that job looks miserable

>>683336874

so underrated.

>>683336142
>Extremely retarded feminist lesbian gets a scholarship to study in Africa
>She gets the scholarship because her parents were award winning niggers
>Pic of right starts to leak and people realize they gave the wrong person the scholarship
>This girl is insane, like every other liberal

>>683336201
Which episode? I'm currently going through the series

>>683330361
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ.

>>683331811
It's an Irish school lunch!

>>683337141
Taxidermided deer hind quarters upside down with eyes and mouth added

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker.

>>683330355
>>683330304
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>>683330203
>>683330150
>>683330104

ayyyy lmao

>>683329818
my friend showed me this picture a couple years ago, he could be my doppleganger

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>>683330150

>>683336874

You're right. When I saw that pic, I just about bolted.

>>683331185
>Goodnight Tucker
Goodnight Tucker

>>683336874
underrated post

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>>683336413

>>683336153
how gangsta do you need to be for this job i mean how do they explain this to someone when they are trying to hire them. since i can't imagine these guys last long...

so we want you to walk into a giant pit of snakes don't be afraid to toss them around or smack them they're only cobras

point two who the hell needs this many snakes what possible purpose does having a giant pit full of cobras serve?

>>683335807
The fuck is wrong with you, you sick fuck!

>>683335807
the horror

>>683333173
Police lineups haven't been the same since the district made budget cuts.

>>683335922
Jesus fucking h christ
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f240/dustin-lafortune-torture-case-133334/

>>683336900
fUCK YOU.

>>683330780
Shopped

>>683331185
Goodnight tucker