Rekt Thread - Clean Version (meaning: NO gore at all, Just pure rekt)
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Rekt Thread - Clean Version (meaning: NO gore at all, Just pure rekt)
fucking pussy ass nigger
>nothing to contribute sorry
Finally someone has gone and said it, gore threads was fucking me up and was making me more apathetic and insensitive
>>683238302
ofc they go after the guy after the bitch got what was coming, fucking niggers
>>683238510
What in the actual fuck
>>683238037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
>>683238238
>making me more apathetic and insensitive
Implying it's a bad thing
>>683238809
It is, cuck. And I'm implying you're a faggot
>>683238037
Is she elbowing her in the face?
>>683238037
Beautiful suplex, into sidecontrol with the hammerfists for the TKO. She'd be a great MMA fighter.
>>683238037
Anyone know what this was about?
I need to know who is the bad guy in a fight.
>>683238935
If you're so sensitive, go back to plebbit and watch cat videos pussy faggot
>>683239018
200% faggot
>>683238938
neat if it's not fake
>>683239151
Nah faggot. Not sensitive, just don't get rock hard watching people die.
>>683238674
Oh man, I love that suicide play. And the best reversal near the end. That cuck got rekt. Now it's the bitch's turn next.
>>683238809
>implying that it really insensitive
>>683239248
Then why visit this thread at all? Scroll past if you don't like it instead of whining you fucking nigger.
>>683239129
I'd kick that fat Fucks ass... Cheapshotting cuck. He just opened up a combo on the motherfucker out of nowhere. Real Hardman huh... Fucking TRIGGERED
If that guy beating the kid on the ground in the bully the one doing the drop kick deserves props.
>>683239129
The man already had a seizure while standing with the first punch
>>683239500
>Then why visit this thread at all?
Are you dumb? not him but this thread is precisely not meant to post gore and killing, so he came to the right place, it's just pure rekt, it's not him that should leave
>>683238510
Russian through an intersection like that could get someone killed.
>>683238265
Realist nigha on the streets
>>683239553
kektus
>>683239129
Nice knockout but the fat dude telegraphed all his moves. Some muay thai leg kicks near the end would've fucked his flat feet up proper
>>683238674
Dude! Read the OP! They specifically said no gore!
>>683239129
damn you can see the guy's experience
>hits first
>simple moves
>one two at the end
he should have used his balance better imo
>>683238573
Actually looked like he let him fuck her up for a while before just splitting it up. He definitely coulda got there sooner.
>>683238938
I love watching niggers get KO'd they're always starting shit.
>>683239129
That's my boyyy!!! Make daddy proud!!!
>>683239129
Fatality...
>>683239697
No matter the continent, niggers gonna nig.
>>683238955
>official/b/photographer.webm
>>683238640
In Russia, hit car front of you like American honk horn. Just way flip off people get way. Hit again if not work first time. Make hole to go. What they do? Get out car you run them over?
>>683239553
I love instant karma!
Thx mate
>>683239129
Would you guys classify this as a king hit? or cheapshot?
I find a lot of people saying it isn't which i think is bullshit, the kid was mid sentence
>>683239545
it's not a cheap shot you faggots, if someone has confronted you and is in your face expect to get punched at any second..it's not the fucking 14th century anymore where you challenge someone to a duel and prepare your armor before battling.
>>683239553
sweet
>>683239129
I would say this was a good fight if the fat faggot hadn't taken such a cheap shot at the beginning.
>>683239812
You love watching cos you can't actually do it yourself.
>>683240027
ikr. Play the chase music in the background during the webm.
>>683239697
ACT represent
>>683239991
It was a suckerpunch. Dude's a coward.
>>683239991
Cheap
>>683239991
When you step up to someone like that you better be expecting a fight.
Therefore it wasn't a cheap shot.
Nothing like niggers do when they blindside someone and run like a spooked baboon.
>>683238233
What the fuck...
Also, camel is delicious.
>>683238938
Odell Beckham Jr. just got rekt.
>>683240075
Shut up faggot. He won because he already TKOed him with the first punch. If you're setting up a fight, start it like a real man
>>683239553
Regardless, you don't hit a man when he is on the ground. He deserved to be kicked.
>>683238037
you can see her nose break in that last punch
>>683240179
niggering intensifies
>>683238265
tf did i just watch ?
>>683240257
He threw the first punch and ended it like a man.
Better than waiting for the other redneck to cheap shot him.
>>683240182
>>683240179
+1 respect brothers
>>683240075
>>683240183
So you guys would feel okay laying those punches, when you're also the aggressor? No judging bros just asking
>>683240362
>you can see her nose break in that last punch
Damn, you're right!
>>683239129
The winner has fucking good accuracy. Everyone who says they could beat him had better be ready to get in a fucking scrap.
And honestly the other kid took a shit ton of punishment even after the cheapshot.
Some good ol boys right there I tell y'what.
>>683239129
Fighting 'fair' is bullshit, if you are trying to take out your opponent, destroy him.
>>683240183
That wasn't a fight though.
That was just a blindside sucker-punch that turned into a complete one-sided fight from the very beginning because of it.
Sure you can use the whole "you should expect to be hit" thing if you're a pussy and can only win a fight that way.
>>683240562
How can you even tell who the aggressor was?
Even so a won fight is a won fight.
People don't speculate afterwards like intelligent beings they just see the victor.
Where the fuck do you think you are right now plebbit?
>>683238955
chick in black is fine af
>>683240331
HAHAHAHAHA
>>683240596
Of course I could beat him. 12 years of Muay Thai I'd roll with the cheapshot and knee him in the beer keg., before beheading his faggot ass with elbows from the clinch
>>683240362
Oh fuck, it's true
>>683238037
Holy shit bitch gets her nose broken right there and you tell us you want clean versions of rekt wtf is wrong with your interpretation skills. You need a reality checkt.
>>683240434
At first I was all for this kid. He squared up and the other kid should've seen it coming, he took him out clean, but after he kicked him when he was already down, he became a massive faggot.
>>683240621
That's only if it's life or death you stupid cunt. If you're fighting to prove a point, or over a disagreement. Square up and put down.
>>683238037
>rekt
>no gore
are you new here faggot >?
>>683240652
>blind side
Uh they were standing face to face
>expecting to be hit is for pussies
Being prepared to fight while in that situation is for pussies?
Holy fuck anon you hit the chromosome lottery didn't you?
>>683240467
>pulling hair != fighting
Fucking hate bitches that do this.
>>683240179
localized chimpout?
>>683240434
Bumrushed
>If you're setting up a fight, start it like a real man
What am I supposed to do? Buy you dinner first and pick up the check?
>>683240183
This.
>>683240963
hey man, she won..
>>683240331
Coon got treed
>>683240822
There's no honor in a street fight you fucking newfag are you serious right now?
>>683240179
dindu
>>683239697
> Bogans, Bogans Everywhere
>>683240989
awesome, pure gold
>>683239703
Underrated post
>>683240596
>took a shit ton of punishment even after the cheapshot
>even after the cheapshot
>after the cheapshot
Well no fucking shit, because he was already seeing stars after it and the other kid had a distinct advantage. How many fights have you seen where someone gets almost knocked the fuck out and then came right back immediately to avoid punishment?
>>683240782
OP clearly explained what he meant when he said clean. Stop being a fucking drama queen.
>>683241097
Are you fucking morons serious? If you're having beef with a motherfucker square up, and he'll square up too. Then start fighting. Cheapshots are for situations where you're in deep shit that's borderline life threatening. If you're fighting over who drank the last beer, then there's no need to go full faggot.
>>683238233
That ought to cure him of his camel toe fetish.
>>683241204
Found the nigger.
>>683240860
I'm not the guy you was talking with, but I agree both ways. If you're having a fight to prove a point and settle a disagreement both sides should fight fair and end fair. However, if you're fighting because a guy threatened your little sister, just a good example, you don't fight fair, you absolutely annihilate him with no regards to respect and fairness. It doesn't have to be life and death as the deciding factor, just the context and reason.
>>683240871
I mean, he's right.
Why not just call these threads fight threads or something
>>683241314
>doesn't run sideways
natural selection
>>683240710
i suppose you can't, but i wouldnt exactly call it a fight, The chub didnt, win if the other one didnt participate ahaha
Ive been king hit while taking a piss, for no reason, so does that guy win?
nah nah nah 4chan is lyfe man
>>683240940
Way to completely move it out of the context.
Expecting to be hit with a cheapshot. If you have to resort to a cheapshot to win, then yes. You are a pussy. Congratulations.
>>683240319
Clearly never been in a fight. When your brain knows your winning it doesn't want to stop.
>>683240989
Amazing skill
>>683240257
its called reflexes ... ?? if you had the reflexes to dodge youd come out on tops. im sorry but no excusing here, I go boxing and its 70% reflexes, if you stick your chin up and out as a nice easy target, and fail to react, expect to be KTFO
>>683241314
Dude lives in cartoons
>>683240129
spotted the butthurt nigger
>>683240822
idk man, i think he was a massive faggot the whole time. he didn't give the other kid a chance to square up
>>683241204
Obviously not but if you kick a dude I'm the face when you've clearly won you're just a queer. There's no need.
>>683241204
>is obviously a nigger fighter
>>683240526
this also, good defense is a good offense, scrappings isnt a sport for procrastination.
>>683241397
If you say so summer.
>>683241349
>putting rules on life
topfuckingkek anon
fyi just because you see things a certain way in your narrow mind doesn't mean its correct.
TOPKEK, /b/tards are the biggest faggots on earth, seriously- you faggots kill me.
>Video of black folks fighting
"Chimp" "nigger" "nigs got nig"
>Video of white guys fighting
"great knockout", "She could be an MMA fighter", "Nice accuracy."
Listen to yourselves. What your watching, isn't nigs or white bread fighting, you're watching fucking degenerate humans fighting in general.
This is coming from a ChineseFag.
>>683241616
>he didn't give the other kid a chance to square up
It's a fight, you mong.
>>683240554
fucking tragic
>>683240179
That one cop who took down one person with each arm while sitting on someone's back tho. Dude deserves a promotion
>>683238302
I don't blame him. You don't want to lose a fight to a grill school
>>683241349
If you're fighting over who drank the last beer, you and the person you are fighting with are complete fucking idiots to begin with.
>>683241349
No this is highschool bullshit. If you come at me and bump chests I am well within my right to knock you the fuck out where you stand. If you want an argument stay at over arms length and have your say. Otherwise any reasonable person is expecting a fight or takes it as a threat.
>>683241716
>just because I swallow cum and take dicks in the ass doesn't mean I'm a faggot
>>683241716
Works both ways cuck.
>>683241751
fuck off ricer manlet
>>683240554
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
How the fuck could you be this irresponsible?
>>683238809
embrace your level of autism
>>683241553
today in things that are bullshit, followed by i make shit up at 7.
>>683241398
No no no, I'm fine, just stand there and film this shit so ppl on 4chan can laugh at me later.
>>683240758
Top kek
>>683241722
serves that kid right, he got close just to check out his own mother's big bum
>>683241589
*lived
>>683241923
Kid even does everything he can to try and get out the way. They literally push the kids into his car.
>>683241677
God is cleansing the Earth for us.
>>683241553
You are a special kind of retarded.
In boxing they don't sucker punch their opponent before the "match" begins.
This was nothing like a boxing match.
>>683241401
>you was
>>683241716
>still believes that traffic increases in the summer
Nice meme
>>683241398
HAHAHAH! The paramedic drops a fucking CHAIR on his head! I'm fucking crying.
>>683238302
I'd ask for a version with sound, but it's just AWW HELL NAWWWW over and over till she gets her bitch ass face punched in.
>>683239743
flat legs is a strong connection to the ground, boxing has the best 'knock out punch' for this reason, you punch from the feet up with your whole body.
Maybe so with the muy thai, but the lad keeps his guard up the whole time, he also has the weight behind him (fatty) to deliver those punches, when they land.
Im similar build short and stocky (not so chubby) and me right hook, right body shot and straight fucking ruins people cos its an all body strike. one punch can change the tables easy.
look at this guy hes already punch drunk by the time he lays him out, has him in the palm of his hand after the first 3 strikes.
>>683240652
Anon are your retarded or have you never been confronted like this? When someone gets all up in your face like that talking the shit like that you think you're just gonna let him finish his sentence? Sucker punch? Blind - side? They were looking each other in the eye waiting for the other person to swing first, and often times the guy who hesitates or talks shit for days end up getting their ass beat. Plain and simple
>>683242126
Traffic increases during times which would normally be school hours. (middle of the day or late nights on weekdays) Leading to shitposting 100% of the time instead of just when kids are awake
>>683241962
They're police cameras, idiot. Hands free. You can see the guy grab the collar. What's wrong with your eyes? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES!!??!?
>>683238233
Pretty nice justice, hope he also died, butchering animals without first anesthetizing them.
Fucking muslim niggers with their bullshit hallal.
>>683241314
>Prometheus school for running away from things
>>683241923
They clearly did not want those children anymore. Isn't it obvious?
>>683241770
so now fights entirely compose taking advantage of the other? not how it was when I was growing up. not if you want to have any bragging rights anyways.
You can't exactly go around saying you knocked johnny out when he never had his hands up and commend any respect whatsoever.
This needs sound:
https://youtu.be/iRUSQm5ZskQ?t=1m2s
>>683239927
I kinda felt like a hypocrite when this happened.
>>683242301
top kek
>>683241422
ma /b/rother fucking sunday reading all this fresh fish
>>683242074
Anyone have the version where he disappears into an abyss?
>>683238037
Women that fight each other instantly become 2/10s
>>683238510
> the joy in seeing the van get t-boned by a bus
>>683242287
that shit don't happen in murica
>>683240989
he just left his buddy who came to save him
>>683242344
GODDAMIT JACK
>>683242060
well not.. everything.. Dude coulda stopped that woulda saved the kid but instead of stop he sped up, obviously saw them
