>>683146739
petrol
>also timestamp plz

Ammonia

>>683146739
Your semen

Chlorine

Cum

>>683146739
i tiny pice of poop

>>683148062
Reroll

>>683148100
Checked

>>683148073
I feel the legend post potential here
>inb4 404.

>>683148062
You better be Cumming op

>>683146739
If you have any strong acid, mix that in.

Yes OP is going to put fucking jizz in there, will be back after porn

Hurry up and cum already Op...

Jesus Christ OP... what is taking so long...

Ammonia.

Gas

It's been 10 god dam minutes OP faggot... cum already...

tinfoil

You can't see shit I know, and I take forever to cum because I'm not a virgin like half of you

>>683150193
rerol

>>683150200
Just find some gay porn, you know, your favorite porn... and rub one out faggot

food dye or clothe dye if you have it

>>683150497
Your dick looks small and horrifying. You're definitely a virgin cause no bitch would touch that little shitty thing.

>>683147645
reroll

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>>683148100
winrar

cocaine

Bacon

>>683151425
reroll

piss

Welp... it's clear op is being a faggot and isn't delivering as per usual...

window cleaner and shake

Acid

>>683151694
rolling

Isopropyl Alcohol

>>683151991
reroll

microwave

Microwave that shit

>>683151991
roll for this

Windex and banana

Put in acetone (nail polish remover) and make chloroform.

Acquire 1 pint of unleaded gasoline. Heat it on a burner until is starts to sizzle a bit.
Mix it with about a large handful of styrofoam chunks - chunks should be very small but make sure you have plenty. Allow for the mixture to cool after being well stirred. Once cooled, add 1/2 cup of ammonia. Stir well.

Wait 20 minutes for the mixture to settle. Now this is where it gets tricky - you need to find a container made of very thin plastic. This container should be able to hold roughly 1/2 a cup of liquid. Fill this container with bleach and drop it in the original mixture.

If my theory is correct, this should make for a hilarious prank!

Your own urine

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>>683154016
A hilarious prank of death and demise.
I like this.

sperm

sulfuric acid

A frog

>>683146739
Piss

Stick your dick in it

Trips and you livestream yourself chugging dat shit

>>683154824
Rolling

>>683154824
Reroll

>>683146739
>Pneumonia

Ammonia?

Jesus just drink it and get your retarded sperm out of the gene pool.

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>>683154900
Holy shit OP

>>683154824
Rererolling

>>683150497
What's wrong with your jizz and your dick?

>>683154824
Rerererolling

Boil it on the stove

>>683154824
Rererererolling

>>683154016
Reroll

>>683154824
Rerererererolling

Pneumonia

>>683154824
Rererererererolling

>>683154824
Rerererererererolling

Drop a bullet in it

Hyrdochloric Acid (HCL)

Did that before in my bathroom, had an asthma attack from the chlorine cloud it produced, and I don't even have chronic asthma.

>>683154824
Rererererererererolling

>>683154900
What about those dubs OP

>>683154824
Rerererererererererolling

the souls of your enemies

>>683154824
Rererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
rolling out of mercy you poor soul

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererererolling

>>683146739
Cut your finger, bleed into it.

>>683154824
Rererererererererererererererolling

>>683156454
Rolling

>>683154824
Rererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rererererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rererererererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683157189
Rerererererererererererererererererererererereretard

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rererererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

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>>683146739
dude i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

ITT: An Autistic Samefag

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683157399
no
this is dubs
and i vote for you put water in it

>>683154824

Rererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

>>683154824
Rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

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>>683146739
Vinegar

A bottle of coke or Pepsi

piss in it

How have none of you gotten deciding dubs?

>>683158016
thats it
i decide this post is dubs
and the liquid is........
chloroform!

Blood nigger

>>683148062
Winrar.

>>683146739
Toilet cleaner and tin foil

>>683158185
Nigger blood

>>683158358
Because of this
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