>>683114670
I do that shit so much at my job. They probably just had customer make a stupid fucking order like that then gave them attitude like they were stupid and got them in trouble. So to not get in trouble anymore, stick it to the customers and the manager, and just generally ruin someone's day they are now taking everything literally. Because that for some reason doesn't get you in trouble. Sucks to be you nerd.

>>683114670
>be me
>order burger, cheese only on it
>recieve cheese sandwich on burger bun

tl;dr the niggers and spics working at McD's are retards

>>683114670
because that's what you ordered.

>>683115609
Next time you show up twll him to quit the shitty cheese job.

>>683114670
What kind of autist orders a burger with JUST pickles on it

>>683115679
why wouldnt they give more pickles?

>>683115842
cause if you don't tell them how many you want, they put the standard amount of 2 on there

>>683116072
Thats dumb as fuck

>>683114670
I'll bet they laughed their asses off at your stupid ass with your pickle sandwich. Haha

>>683116205
At the end of the day they are still working some shit tier job for 8 hours a day

They obviously charged you an autism tax because you're clearly a fucking retard

Explain the lettuce with mayo on it sitting there you fucking liar

>>683116816
That happens all the time you moron, pieces of lettuce make it on, do you even fast food?

>>683114670
as much as i hater niggers, this one is on you

>>683116978
>do you even fast food
no because I'm not a fat slob like you fagface

>>683117382
then dont speak on shit you dont know faggot

>Ask for pickles only
>Get what you asked for
>Why no more pickles?
If you asked for 3 patties, would you get it? No.

tl;dr
You should have been more specific and stop blaming others for your own communication failures.

>>683115679
A burger is a hamburger, which consists of beef and some other ingredients, BUT THERE MUST BE BEEF. Therefore he order two buns, a beef patty, and pickles, put into one fucking sandwich.

Stupid cunt

ham·burg·er
ˈhamˌbərɡər/
noun
a round patty of ground beef, fried or grilled and typically served on a bun or roll and garnished with various condiments.

Fuck them faggots. Sue the fuck out of them. A hamburger has beef. Always. Period.

Idk, when I was 16 and worked at Arby's, I'd do shit like that to people.

We had a drive through speaker on the backline so whenever I'd hear

>No red ranch sauce please
I would absolutely cover the thing in red ranch sauce. Top bun, bottom gun, the meat, etc.

>Absolutely no pickles
I'd make sure there was no less than 20 pickles

This was also back in 2004-2005 when it was hard as hell finding people to work those jobs. Now, it's hard as hell to even get into one of those jobs.

>>683117481
I assumed they would give me more since I asked for nothing else. if not dont charge me the same price.

>>683115679
>>683117481
>Ordered a burger
Can you even read?

>>683116978
You retard that makes it a lettuce and pickle sandwich get your fucking facts straight you disgusting nigger

>>683117481
>hi can I get a hamburger with pickles only
>hamburger
>pickles only
Any idiot knows they want beef, bread and pickles only. Not "Oh he wants like, bread and pickles only, ok

>>683117811
autismo fantastico!

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>>683114670
>eating food made by niggers

>>683114670
WHO the fuck order a burger with only pickles on it? Why didn't you just make one at home you lazy fuck.

>>683117481
>communication failures
Maybe if he autistically went up to the window and asked for 2 buns and pickles, you retard.

>Getting mad that your $1 burger was fucked up

Maybe you should stop being broke and eat decent food then that's made by people who are paid enough to give a shit.

Just food for thought.

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>>683117811
>This was also back in 2004-2005 when it was hard as hell finding people to work those jobs. Now, it's hard as hell to even get into one of those jobs.

Fuck I miss those days.

ITT: Americans

>>683114670


Cause of retarded vegetarians and vegans.
I know several who go to Mcdonalds and order a big mac with no meat. It is just bread and lettuce and tomato with sauce, it also costs the same.
Do you live in a hipster shithole like LA?

>>683118112
I like MacDonalds buns and warm pickles thats why

>>683118355
Stupid motherfucker. Why complain about the price then?

>>683114670
Don't be a picky faggot and you will never have this problem.
/thread

>>683117811
How's your personality disorder developed since then?

>>683117677
dubs..../thread

>>683118250
>There's no McDonalds in Muslimland what so ever

Oh I'm sorry, you guys still want to be called Europe for some reason.

>>683118817
lol

>McDonald's takes away dollar menu
>fatties still going there and complaining about the quality of "food"
You have no excuse just make your own damn food

>>683116366
It's all they got. A sense of humor.

>>683120307
Why cook when I can have someone make it for me ?

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>>683114670
You're the stupid piece of shit who didn't check your order before leaving.

Your typical fast food employee is barely intelligent enough to flip a paddy of meat, so you have to speak slowly and loudly, then check the shit before you walk out.

Congratulations: You're as retarded as a fast food worker.

>>683120635
Because they're giving you buns with no meat and only pickles you situationally unaware cunt

>>683114670
Because they have more humor than you, Asshole !!!

>>683120889
I got drive thru I can't check while driving

>>683121730
You can check before you leave the drive thru, or drive 20 feet to the parking lot and then check.

>>683122132
That defeats the purpose of drive thru

>>683121730
>>683122372
Wow, you really are a mouth-breathing piece of shit.

Didn't you ever see Lethal Weapon 2? They fuck you at the drive-thru! I sit there and check. IDGAF how long the line behind me is. I paid for my "food", so I'm going to make sure the dumb niggers put my order together correctly.

>>683115609
That's technically what you asked for though.

>>683114670

kekd

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>>683122372
No, no it doesn't.

You know what? You deserve what you got. You're a faggot. Shut the fuck up and go eat your goddamn pickle sandwich.

>>683115679
BURGER with just pickles. BURGER refers to the fucking meat. so just pickles means none of the fucking onion on it, just gerkhin(pickle) and BURGER

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>>683114670
>angry at black people for making exactly what you asked for
>neglected to check food before leaving

Keked hard.

>>683122744
No, fucking retard.

I asked for "Hamburger, only cheese on that burger"
I got a goddamn cheese sandwich

Technically you're stupid

>>683117811
but why, people order without these things sometimes because allergies

>>683115679

HEY FUCK HEAD

the man wanted just pickles on a burger....when you order a fucking burger its fucking assumed you want the meat fucking patty on it. They are retarded, just like you. Now fuck OFF

also, my condolences OP

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>>683123376
Lol, you're the retard who ordered "only cheese on that burger". Next time, be incredibly specific and check your food before you leave. Y U still mad tho?

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I once ordered a burger with ketchup, pickles and lettuce, no cheese.

The order was correct when I received it because the staff were all white.

Of course, that was 1955 before the niggers destroyed the natural order...

>>683114670
Go right back to mcdonalds and yell at them. Don't take that shit like a sucker. Bring that bread bun back to them to show them.

If all else fails, make a combustible lemon and throw it at them.

>>683124085
Better times my friend

>>683124085
well if you specify your order like that then of course youre going to get the right order but when youre a picky autitst that orders a burger with just pickles dont be surprised when you get just pickles

>ITT an autismo gets what he ordered and gets mad about it

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>>683123634
Not OP, I ordered in.

You are a McD's working retard obviously, because you can't keep your retardedry straight.

Ordered cheese ON the burger. ON the burger.
Got cheese, but it wasn't on a burger, because there was no burger. At no point did I say "hold the beef patty." Kapisch?

>>683115253
Taking the order a burger with only pickles on it literally would mean an actual burger with only pickles on it. He didn't order a burger bun with only pickles. He said a burger

>>683124867
if i order a pizza with no cheese or sauce, im not going to get a pizza. Im going to get a pizza with no cheese or sauce.

>>683114670

This happened to my friend once. I thought it was a fluke. Apparently they take their orders a little too literally.

As Someone who used to work at McDonald's I actually had a customer get this same thing just with onions, tomato n pickles. My manager would flip her shit if I put more then 3 pickles on the burger. If they wanted more you would get charged extra.... so fucking stupid. I always tried my best to sneak extra pickles on for him but that bitch was a fucking vulture and keep an eye on us like we were a deer corpse. If I couldn't I would have to break the bad news to him.

I hated that place n my manager was a filthy greedy fat wet back too which made it was worse. I never got how the fuck she got hired on.

>>683125097
Well then you're a retard because you can just order bread.

>>683114670
There is a Checkers (Rally in other parts) near me that is staffed exclusively by howler monkeys near me. They are the stupidest niggers possible.

Ordered a double cheese burger, they decided to not to put the bun around the burger, instead my burger was this...

meat patty, cheese, ketchup, onions, bottom of bread bun, cheese, meat patty.

Also ordered a plain burger before, got 2 pieces of bread, no meat, no anything. Ordered a hotdog with just mustard, got a hotdog bun with mustard on it.

BRB signing petition for $15 an hour

>>683117453
>average americunt fastfoodology professor

>>683125727
its the same thing. Dont get mad because you can communicate properly
>inb reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>683125874
Why do they always hire ghetto niggers

>>683125097
You're still getting something that resembles a pizza, the crust of it. Taking a piece of beef out of a burger no longer makes it a burger. He didn't order bread with pickles in between. He said burger. Implying a Patty with pickles only. Anyone who gives you a bun with pickles only when they order a burger with only pickles, needs to up their listening comprehension. Taken literally a burger with only pickles means a literal burger with only pickles on it.

You can't use your pizza analogy the same way. What you're describing is if you were to order a pizza with no sauce or cheese, that would be the equivalent of getting ONLY a beef Patty. No bun, no pickles, nothing just the beef. That would be like ordering a pizza with no sauce or cheese.

So the morons at the drive thru didn't take anything literally from OPs order. They are just fucking dumb.

>>683126050
I would think diversity, but the reality is its staffed only by niggers so hiring a white person would diversify their staff. I would also think because only blacks apply but the thing is, there isa chikfila right next door. Staffed entirely by white people.

If you go to chikfila at lunch time and there is 10 cars ahead of you, your in for about a 6-8 minute wait. If you go to Checkers at lunch time and there is 3 cars in front of you, your in for a 15-20 minute wait.

Niggers are completely worthless.

>>683126141
Its all semantics

>>683126408
I forgot to add, that chikfila will apologize for the wait time, despite the fact its lunchtime and you should except a longer then average wait.

Checkers which will take twice as long for half the people will act like its your fault for making them do something.

>>683126408
Chick fil a has by far the best fast-food customer service and its no coincidence they are like staffed by almost all whites

>>683126050
Niggers primarily work there. Most jobs hire peoples friends. One nigger knows a whole slot of apes in their same tribe some times. So they have their friend apes come get the job.

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>>683118003
>Has never eaten a potato chip
>Ever.
>In life.

>>683126542
No literally taken, a burger means a beef Patty. You can grill up a burger and eat it by itself and still call it a burger.

Likewise you can cook up a pizza crust and still call it a pizza. Next time you get an order from someone and think to yourself derp they said they wanted a burger with only mayo on it, don't be a dumb nigger and give them bread with mayo on it, they didn't literally order bread with mayo. Of anything take away the bun and only give them a burger Patty with mayo on it. That would be literal.

>>683126653
Yeah but the NY mayor wants people to boycot them because they aren't pro gays. Seriously man, people need to chill the fuck out. Having a different point then the majority (unless your a super minority like a trans or Les/Gay/Bi) your opinion doesn't matter.

>>683127117
He's a shit mayor in a ultra liberal city one of the worst places on earth

>>683126141
i would disagree, i think a plain, ordinary pizza would only have sauce and cheese. otherwise its a round circle of baked dough. you need the sauce and cheese for it to be classified as a pizza.

>>683114670
>First mistake was ordering McDonalds
>Second was letting niggers rob you

>>683126947
You're the worst type of cunt

>>683114670
yeah, you should've gotten just the meat and pickles
why the hell did they give u buns

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Former nigger McDonald's man here
I have an easy response for you all that proves you autistic.
> don't say ONLY pickles or ONLY any condiment you ask for
> if you say ONLY __, we can, by company policy, only put the desired condiment without getting in trouble.
> McDonald's workers are grammar nazis and will take you literal in what you say.

Next time you order anything anon say Only Pickles AND meat (and whatever the fuck else you want
Also, AMA

>>683127504
No one fucking cares faggot

>>683114670
>>683115609
maybe you should use your words more carefully

though by saying "I'd like a burger" you are requesting the bare minimum specs to be qualified as a burger, some would say a bun and a patty. But then by using the word "only" you throw in some ambiguity because you dont know if that only overrides the earlier request for a burger. But if they did asssume the latter, then its not safe to assume you want a bun

>>683127708
>no one cares
>in thread about people concerned with how their orders come out

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Isn't it supposed to be the exact opposite?

>>683114670
op stop being a cuck walk back in there get all the ketchup and just stomp it all on the floor flip everyone off and walk out you wont get in trouble for it they cant read your licence plate anyway

>>683127279
This proves my point you can't use the pizza analogy to describe a burger being taken literally.

I mentioned the pizza because the anon said OPs moronic fast food service people took his order literally when he ordered only a burger with pickles. He said if u order a pizza with no cheese and no sauce you don't get a pizza. You can't compare the two because a burger ceases to be a burger if you take away the meat. It's bread. You have to literally order bread with pickles only to get a literal order of what OP got. You can't misinterpret and order of a burger with only pickles and give the ordered a bun with only pickles and say you were just taking the order literally. Cause if you were, you'd give the order a beef Patty with only pickles, no bun. Technically you'd just give them what the OP ordered. A burger, bun, beef, pickles. But when a McDonald's employee explains to their manager they just took the order literally and gave them a bun with pickles no meat, their intelligence wouldn't be able to figure that out I guess.

>>683127708
Says the land whale lurking in a McDonald's thread, go fucking an hero faggot

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OP is a dumb piece of shit for not checking before he left.

Still, it's funny that anyone retarded enough to make that sandwich thinks s/he's worth $15/hr.

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WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? HUH

>>683125965
I'm not mad that you're a retard

>>683128089
You shouldn't have to check your food for mistakes while you're in a drive thru. You paid for the food. They should make it right. The employee that made OPs sandwich should be fired. For a) being a little faggot. b) not even correctly taking his order literally.

>>683128011
No one fucking cares faggot

>>683128011
>>683128327
faggots

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>>683128276
Im not the one whos incapable of communication

>>683128393
No one fucking cares faggot

>>683115679
And these retards wanted 15 dollars an hour ?

>>683128496
fuck you faggot

>>683114670
why not order the normal 1% burger. it comes with ketchup i believe. meat n pickles

>>683127504
>> McDonald's workers are grammar nazis

Is that why they "axe" me if there is anything else they can help me with?

ITT:
"Literally durp."

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>>683123162
True. the people behind the tills and burger presses are retards.

This is closer.

>>683128880
No it's why they can't, with an apostrophe, get a better job.

>>683127714
The stupid niggers that work there should ask for clarification if necessary.

>>683128397
>who's

>>683127714
LOL FUCKING SPECS??? You're making a god damn burger.

I work in construction estimating and drafting. A 720 page book of 12 point print is SPECS.

Not 'the rules' for making a fucking microwaved cheeseburger for $7.25/hr. Specs.

Jesus Christ you fucking kids I swear.

bugampo

>>683129092
>implying a grammatical error means he is incaple of communication

>>683115609
>>683114670
There's a reason they work at McDonald's

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>>683129092
I love when faggots realize they're faggots and just resort to correcting grammar on a Mongolian claymation forum

>>683129463
This should have been post #2 and post #3 should have been "/thread"

Nigs gonna nig

>>683128312
>You shouldn't have to check your food for mistakes while you're in a drive thru.

You don't HAVE to, but you should. You know incompetent, middle school drop-out niggers work there, so you need to check. It's common fucking sense. If you and OP lack that, maybe you belong on the other side of the drive-thru.

>>683129580
Mongolian claymation forum? Cringe.

Why don't you faggots just order a regular burger like a normal person?
You ever think there might be a reason that all those ingredients are on there other than to fuck with you?

>>683129280
>implying a company as standardized as McDonalds doesn't have a similar retarded-large spec sheet for each of their products

which is kind of unsettling to think about really

>>683129665
>dropped mic

>>683129665
Rekt lmao

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>>683129694
>b8'd
just give up

>>683129769
Well it's not really considering how many people they serve.

>>683129999
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER CHECKED

>>683129769
Fair. Post a picture of the "bare minimum burger specs" and I will take it back.

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Reminder that McDonald's has a website solely dedicated to niggerdom.

http://www.mcdonalds.com/365black/en/home.html

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>>683129999
sweet sweet quads

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>>683130574
Remember when they had classy commercials and mascots like Moonman? Now they have r&b niggers

>>683130672
http://moonmankillinniggers.ytmnd.com/

>>683130928
moonman is life

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If Allison worked at McDonald's, I wonder if I could still love her.

Because it's a safe bet that any white girl who works at McD's has had more black men shoot into her than a club with a No Sneakers policy.

>>683131453
How about a white girl who works at popeyes....

I work a fast food place in my city, majorally white staff. Best drive thru times and customer service in our district.
Recently we've added about 3 diversity hires,
All shitskin. If two or more of them are on a shift together, they chimp out and start being lazy loud and ignorant. They are why people think we don't deserve more. Most whites that work there are average to above average education for white people.

Carls jr/Hardees employee fag here. When someone orders a burger with only pickles, its understood that it comes with meat and pickles, because thats what makes it a fucking burger. So all you autists out there saying its his fault, its not.

>>683114670
you ordered just pickles and you got just pickles.
what's the problemo?

>>683131983
I'm from the post directly above yours, at Bk e we
Also understand that people came for a fucking burger, not condiments.

>>683131983
>implying op isn't a femanon
>contributing to the patriarchy this much
Wait until fast food is unionized, you'll learn to watch your tongue "boy"

>>683132163
they gave me a minimal amount while charging me the same as if i would have gotten meat and cheese etc.

>>683114670
>last night I
>pickle bunned
>your sister

>>683132274
>ou expect them to create a new menu item every time someone makes a custom order?

>>683129280
lol, having fun letting your ego take over your definitions?

look up the word specifications idiot

>>683132431
how is putting extra pickles on a fucking new item menu

>>683132740
i mean how could they charge you any less?
also the op didnt say to add extra pickles. what if he just wanted the standard amount?

>>683128930
That's what I'm saying. That's a burger with pickles. OP got a bun with pickles as the burger. A lot different and can't confuse the two literally or not.

>>683129665
No one's got time for that shit. Make my burger the way I ask bitch

>>683129769
I work at Arby's, and we have a spec sheet for every sandwhich we make, so I think it's safe b to assume McDonald's would have one as well

>>683129734
This mostly but still you should get it your way. That is their mission statement is it not?

I had a friend that would order burgers with "no dots" in the drive through. He would get mad when they out the chopped onions on it all the time. There's nothing worse when you're with a few of friends ordering at a drive thru and each friend has some kind of weird ass order.

Ive always just ordered from the number menus to make things easy for everyone.

>>683131983
Carl's has always been and always will be superior. Proven here.

If you say the word burger in a drive thru you better be getting some fucking meat.

People who get bitchy about shit like this is exactly what is wrong with humanity. You were probably being a cunt and they fucked up your order on purpose knowing they could plead ignorant if questioned. You seem like an entitled piece of shit so I wouldn't be surprised.

If you have a Jack in The Box nearby, you can cut the cost of most items.
E.G. it would be cheaper to order a big cheese burger with an extra large patty and added veggies + mustard. Veggies are free of cost at JIB.

>>683114670
Why don't you go back and get some people in trouble? Also free meal. When you don't do anything it reinforces the chimp mind to do it again. They need their discipline like ape children do.

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>>683114670

You can literally lie about your orders and get free food every time, just don't abuse it or they'll stop.
District managers / managers will suck your dick for good reviews.

OP was stupid enough to eat at McDonalds.

That's like gargling diarrhea and complaining it tastes like shit.

>>683129999
Quads of nine = truth.

>>683114670
you need to say what don't want on it not what should be on it, genius

>>683114670
>niggers

Price of being a picky cuck.

>>683131628
No such thing. She's an albino negress.

>>683120889
>criticizes other people's intelligence
>writes "paddy of meat"
>failure complete

>>683135437
This

>>683135501
you're a fool. Have you never met a white girl who is from the hood?

>>683123441
You're on /b/ and you ask that?

>>683135702
I have, and they're basically white chocolate.

There's a blue eyed blonde who manages the Schlotzsky's in my town. She looks normal, but when she opens her mouth she channels the spirit of a deceased nigger bitch who died angry.

You don't get a fucking discount for leaving things off, what fucked up nation do yu live in to expect such a thing.. A burger is one price regardless of what is left off. You got what you ordered, what the fuck did you expect. All fast food employees are all brain dead now and can only do what they are told or read. You say only pickles and that is fucking what you get.. Welcome to the future of your world.

>>683114670
>burger with just pickles on
>gave me this, and charged me full price. why?
Dude...take a guess...you ordered a burger with nothing but pickels...

>>683117677
>>683118591
samefag