Don't come back

>>683109852
this pasta is stale

>>683109852
kimono/10

>>683109852
RIP Ken-sama.

>>683109852
So stale that you should change the studio ghibli stuff, that shit dead already

this pasta is fucking rotten

>>683109852
fuck, this pasta could vote

>>683109852
Post this on /a/ they love it

Old. But check'em

>>683109852
do bushidofags post on /b/ though?

>>683114291
>how weebs appear to japanese people.png

For starters, you don't start a conversation in japanese by saying 'gomenasai' and certainly don't speak of yourself as 'sama'. Fluent eh....

not only is he a weaboo, but hes a fag weaboo

>>683114291
>Gomenasai
Uhhh Japan isn't even that cool. South Korea was way more fun.

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>>683114291

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"I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins)"
"When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School"

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My name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

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Zdravstvuite /jp/, my name is Vladimir Borisov.

I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis)

I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker!

I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Russia!

>>683109852
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerillas in the mist warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You lost the game, kiddo.

RIP, Ken-Sama.

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>>683110208
Dude this is classic pasta

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>>683109852
Obvious bait, but I'll bite.
>Gomenasai
nigger what the fuck, that's not even a word, it's closest to Komenasai, which means sorry
>My name is Ken-Sama
First off, it's extremely rude to introduce yourself with a suffix, secondly, the fact that -sama pretty much means lord makes you retarded.
>mfw I took the bait
>dishonah famiry
>time to commit sudoku

Good day, my name is Sir Ahmed.

I’m a 27 year old Pakistani Whovian (Dr. Who fan for you bloody foreigners). I draw British TV characters, like Dr. Who, and comic book characters, like Dennis the Menace, on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior British games (Manhunt and Grand Theft Auto).

I train with my Maxim Gun every day; this superior weapon can cut clean through a thousand Zulu warriors, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my license to use this gun two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Latin and the Cockney dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their Stiff Upper Lip code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my British visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can join the Coldstream Guards or get elected to the prestigious House of Commons!

I own several top hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Britain, so I can fit in easier. I say "God save the Queen!" and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Blighty!

I wonder what happened to the real Ken-sama of this picture.

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>>683117987

That copypasta is more than a decade old.
Why the fuck would you dumb cunt anwer AT ALL?

I actually love this pasta and I am laughing on it currently

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>>683118045

I'll be fucked, he actually got there

>>>/a/141218026

we should post it all over 4chan. paste here the links of your posts. then we'll check and r8 the reactions.

>>683109852
Hello Ken-San.
I am Japanese myself. Allow me to help you out with your hobby.
Firstly, Gomen Nasai is japanese for "I'm sorry". You were looking for "Konnichiwa", which means "hello."
Secondly, it is considered the height of rudeness and arrogance to refer to yourself as 'Ken-sama'. You should leave off the honorific when introducing yourself.
Otaku means 'obsessive', not 'anime fan'. It can be used to denote any person with an obsession with their hobby. Also, you cannot draw anime, as anime implies animation. You can produce it, but not draw it.
Your words on Katana and their capabilities are simply fabrications. Katana were deadly weapons, but cannot cut steel. And it is impossible for you to have a sword license, as you have not lived in Japan, and America does not issue sword licenses.
Kanji is a form of characters in the Japanese written language, not a dialect.
You are 27. No high school will permit you to attend, and as you are American, it is unlikely any Japanese company will hire you if you are resident, and have not responded specifically to position requiring an expat.
Kimono are only meant to be worn on special occasions. We wear normal clothes day to day, as any people do.
I hope you work harder to correct all these mistakes and mistakes, Ken-san.

Jambo /v/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo.

I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on my tablet, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS).

I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth!

I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

Hola! /jp/, my name is El vato Ken.

I'm a 27 year old American Aztec (Mexican Native for you gringos mensos). I draw friezes and murals on my Codex, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Mexican games. (Tlachtli, Lucha libre, Quemaditos, Escondidas)

I train with my Maquahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is fraised over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Maquahuitl license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish and Nahuatl fluently, both Mesoamerican and the Aztecan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their Otomi code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Distrito Federal to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Tianguero, Taquero or Albanil.

I own several Aztec robes, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Nahuatl and Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the mexican lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Mexico!

Heil Hitler, my name is Ken.

I'm a 27 year old Aryan American SS Sturmbannfuhrer (Storm Unit Leader for you foreigners). I listen to Hitler speeches on my iPod, and spend my days polishing my Eisernes Kreuz, practising my formation marching and perfecting my Jevv recognition techniques.

I train with my Sturmgewehr 44 every day, this superior German weapon can shoot straight through side armour of a T-34 and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I also own a Walther P38 and a Hitlerjugend Fahrtenmesser.

I speak German fluently, both the Bayerisch and the Plattdeutsch dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Third Reich history and the Schutzstaffel creed, which I follow 100%.

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Bad Tolz to attend the prestigious SS-Junkerschule High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Konzentrationslager commandant or a Gauleiter!

I own several SS uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easier. I march everywhere and greet everyone with a Hitler salute, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!

>>683119131
Hey Asian racist fag first welcome to 4chan second this is a copy and pasta as old as your mothers STDs marking in her inner tighs

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>>683109852
stale pasta

kys OP

>>683119131
If this isn't a copy pasta to respond to the first copy pasta, what kind of job would require an ex-pat in any country?

Guten Tag, my name is Herr Ken.
I'm a 27 year old American Aryan (superior race for you jews). I draw Nazi propaganda on my tablet, and I spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior German games. (Anno, Gothic, The Settlers)

I train with my Walther P38 every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it is crafted in germany and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my pistol license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Hochdeutsch and the Bavarian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their national socialist politics, which I follow 100%

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Berlin to attend a prestigious Napola to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a concentration camp supervisor for the SS or a propaganda designer!

I own several SS uniforms which I wear around town. I want to get used to scaring jews before I move to Germany, so I can fit easier. I disrespect jews and homosexuals and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!

>>683119131
I hope every weeb here will read this. Japan is not a 2nd chance country where they praise your anime knowlege. It's like going to america with the only form of knowlege you have about the place, is shit you've seen on family guy

>>683118673
Now you've done it. This pasta goes much, much deeper than you could possibly image. Of course /a/ knows it very well and has their own versions of it. You let the demon out of the box.

>>683119213
>not using ä,ö and ü
amateur

It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.

Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.

If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.

Half of the children died.

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children’s game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent’s ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers?

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>>683109852
as a real martial artist, who goes to japan often, I need to point some things out. 1) there is no liscense for a katana. 2) you look like an idiot autosaida 3) martial arts has nothing to do with what you are trying to accomplish; being a studio artist.

as someone who frequents 4chan, (im superlurk btw) I need to point out some things 1)youre a fag 2) this is some stale copypasta 3) fully retarded autist post. go jump off of mount Fuji. 4) stream it live. have a nice day. back to lurk mode.

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>>683121225
>>683121425

party like its 2005

>>683121907
>this whole post

Stay a lurker. Forever.

>>>/v/336818875

>>683109852
Pasta

Hello my name is copy pasta

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can the real copy pasta please stand up

>>683123197
>>683123335
>>683123663
please point it out a few more times. I am sill not sure if this is pasta or not.

>>683118045
Did he die?

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>>683109852
27.
You're almost a wizard.

>>683109852
Good luck in Japan sensei