Blue lives matter

I'm white

>>683107997
confirmed nigger

I saw my father today.

I don't have a criminal record.

My name is Heisenberg

I own a vehicle made after year 2000

>>683107704
I pass chicken stands daily without wanting a bucket. (I live in niggerville tn.)

I just went to the garden centre on a Saturday to buy tomato growbags.

>>683107704
I like chicken and grape soda.

But I like mayonnaise and white bread.

But I like rap music and big asses.

But I'm well educated and make good money in a full time job where I'm a very reliable employee.

And I'm a rebel who doesn't listen to instructions like "one sentence".

What race am I?

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>>683107704
>>683108695
>>683108799
>>683108907
>>683109031

confirmed whites

> Talked to three cops today and didn't get shot

> Not afraid of labour centres

> found my welfare cheque under my workboots

> I chuck javelins, not spears

> I don't have an uncontrollable urge to go to KFC or get watermelon

> I get offended for the black community when someone says nigger

I have a attempted 1rst degree murder and aggravated assault related criminal record.

I can leave the house without wanting to fight everyone who "looks at me funny"

i wear boat shoes

>>683109071
White trailer filth

>>683107704
I am a lazy NEET drop out with no job


but my dad supports me

>>683109267
southies don't count as white

"Reverse racism"

I didn't get 10 to 15 years after sex.

>>683107704
I don't have time for this I have to go to work.

>>683109071
Filthy mexican.

I like mayonnaise

>>683107704
I'm not on welfare

>>683109071

Wigger

I don't know any black people

I have 3 master's degrees and make 150k

>>683107704
I had an encounter with a police officer and survived

i dindu nuffin

>>683109071
Doesn't matter what race you are, you're a nigger on the inside.

>>683109315
I guess the KKK isn't white then

Thanks for the warning, officer.

>>683109117
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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>>683110511

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>>683109130
I wear GOAT shoes.

I eat my bogers

>>683107823
White and stupid.

i am NOT black

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>>683107704
i like mayo

>>683107704
There are no substitutes for organic avocado.

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>>683110824
>bogers

Well, you sure as fuck spell like a nigger.

>>683111015
whitest of the whitest spotted.

Are you albino?

>>683107704
Penis rhymes with genius.

I want to be black.

i hate kfc

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I earn my own keep.

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>>683111111
what

>>683107704
I'm a horrible basketball player and my parents are still married.

Got pulled over yesterday. The officer let me off with a warning

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>>683111111
QUINTS SPOTTED

>>683111111
GodDAMN them sexts tho

>>683111111
check em

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>>683111111

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i have a job and i finished college

I indulge a consumerist society, not with work for more money but just credit card abuse.

>>683111236
>>683111237
>quints

I have a 6.5 inch cock

>>683111111
CHECKED

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>>683111111

>>683111111
check em

>>683107704

I ride a segway.

>>683111111
This guy

>>683107704
I wanna kill myself.

>>683111111
nice

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>>683111111

I have a pension fund!

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>>683111111


i'll suck your dick

>>683111182
There are far more white people on welfare than blacks.

>>683111111
u dirty boi

I bought the new Death Grips album on vinyl

>>683109005
Confirmed white trash.

>>683107704
I only shop in the gluten free section at the grocery store.

>>683109071
Biracial.

>>683111111
You're the whitest here, m8 :^)

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>>683111111

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>>683107704
Black people? Isn't that an oxymoron?

>>683111393
>triggered!

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>>683111111

Beautiful stack of ones complimenting a perfectly sound and logical post of 100% truth, I'm in heaven <3

>>683109005
Sommerville?

I live in the white house.

>>683110093
I have black friends

I had braces and my wisdom teeth removed before 17 without government assistance

I bought new khakis

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>>683111111

>>683110248
kek

>>683111498
I'd rather be a nigger than a limp wristed faggot.

>>6683111522
Check em

I have an asian gf

>>683107704
I graduated from college

>>683107704
I ask random dudes to cum on pictures and post them here.

>>683111744

Limp wristed faggot here

I never shop gluten free and shit. Have I done you a proud?

>>683111744
Rusty Raynor Robinson.
Remember that name. I'll be writing your checks someday son and you too will be able to afford gluten free foods.

>>683107704
Who is Beyonce?

>>683107704
i no muhfuka whit boi bich as niga

>>683107704
i enjoy rap and hip hop

>>683109071
>My cousin is wife too
>I love the banjo
>I dont wear shoes

I watch anime

>>683112248
that's what a black face would say

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>>683111974
I'm sorry if I hurt your fee fees, anon. Now go make me a sammich.

I understand the importance of proper hygiene.

>>683109071
You are probably trans-white.

>>683112326

if dragonball z - nigger

anything else - white

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>>683107704
I don't understand the difference in the phrases "Nigger" and "Nigga"

>>683110093
Undercover brother

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I fired a nigger at work today.

>>683112328
no sir, no black guy would say he "enjoys" good music

>>683111866
I hope you get ringworm.

>>683107704
I fantasize about fucking my family members

Thank you for the warning, officer.

>>683112430
I'm a nordic and I love DBZ, go suck my dog.

>>683111332
pale hamplanet confirmed.

>>683112517
You never said that you enjoy "good" music though.

I listen to vaporwave

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>>683112571

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>>683112564

Fair enough

Small penis

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>>683112617

post pick of dog

>>683111111
>>683111111


what the fucking fuck!?!

>>683111829
White male fetishizing Asian women via "yellow fever".
>triggered

>>683112505
Why fire them? They usually quit after a few weeks.

>>683107704
I'm 34.3% Scottish and English, 16% Swedish, 15% Norwegian, 11% German, 9.7% Italian, 8% Spanish, and 7% French.

o shit waddup

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>>683112840


>Italian


Nigger.

>>683107704
My father almost died in a hot air balloon accident.

I take my mortgage seriously.

>>683112840
And 100% American?

>>683112840
>checks math

no, you're asian. stfu and gtfo

I am not comfortable typing the n-word.

>>683112660
you actually are white. like not even mixed or anything. full on button up wearing loafer shoe white

>>683107704
But I am not "white"

>>683112904
this

>>683107704
Im ginger

My kids are 2 and half years old and I'm still around.

>>683112840
I know 3 blacks in my uni here in scotand and all of them were born in and very much italian in heritage.

>>683112947
Thanks for the compliment, anon.

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

non white boi, but non nigger
what am I?

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>>683112335
Picture related.

Also, I fucking love mayonnaise.

>>683107704
I applied to college, still Stacey doesn't want to go to prom with me

>>683113141
Faggot?

>>683113141
Hispanic

>>683113111
You may be white, but you're still a filthy nigger.

>>683113085
you can go ahead and not be ashamed. but you should be

>>683113141
Irrelevant

>>683111111

albino confirmed

>>683107704
John went to the store today.

Or.

Jarquise go to da stow.

I love me some hockey

>>683113240
You can go ahead and not be envious. But you should be.

Hahah! This thread is pretty funny! But I am actually not white. I took a quiz and it turns out that I am actually at least 1/16th Native American! Neato!

>>683112819
is fetishizing native americans polio?

>>683113224
y-you too...

I'm beta.

>>683107704

Im white, I dont need to prove it

>>683113397
Nice.. This is the first year I've watched the NHL playoffs and they are glorious.

>>683112918
10th generation, brother. My family owned slaves in the 13 colonies and fought with the Confederacy.

je suis charlie

>>683113398
youre kidding yourself anon

>>683113505
Found the Turk.

>>683113070
I have pre-enrichment Italian. My family jumped ship to America in the 1800's.

I hate rap.

I can't say rap music, because rap isn't music, rap is nigger noise.

>>683113651
This is your last (You). Cherish it and try not to pawn it for crack.

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I love football

>>683107704
Ive never been pulled over for driving like a nigger.

No one but me supports my wife and two sons.

>>683113662
Burger here. Are balkanfags or turkroaches worse?

>>683113742
whites DO like rap now

I listen to death metal.

>>683107704
I'm racists, niggers can't be racists.

>>683113809
Hands down Turks.

>>683107704
My grandfather was in the SS.

a ching chong fried rice

>>683107704
I don't have 10 kids with 10 different mothers.

>>683113795
You mean your wife's sons?

>>683107704
I love my air humidifier.

>>683113844
Only the dumb ones, anon.

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I don't drive a 2002 mercedes benz c class

>>683113844
Nigger loving, coal haulers.

Whites that like cRAP are ignorant nigger enablers

trump 2016

>>683107704
> I grew up with both my parents

>>683113763
nice burn. got like 5 (you)'s out of you. so yes i enjoyed it.
im some kinda white/japanese

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>>683107704
I find basketball rather boring, so you will never see nigger shuffleboard on any of my televisions.

>>683114014
My grandfather bombed your grandfather, Krautfag. U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A

I don't like vines.

>>683114002
Then again I'm a quarter Itie so I don't have much room to talk.

>>683114002

Turks don't even show up on Adidas's bottom line.

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Dubs proove im white

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>>683111111

My copy of Final Fantasy V/VI for PS1 arrives in the mail today! I ordered it off ebay at a great value. I will probably get to play a while before I go back to work on Monday.

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>>683111111
Witnessed

>>683114235

He missed.

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>>683114271
MY SIDES

I photographed my last meal

>>683114267
real italian, white italian, or enriched italian? i'm the "9.7% italian" fag and i have real italian. legally white, but not technically.

My father didn't run away from home when I was born

>>683111111

U
N
D
E
R A T E D

>>683114363
That's three sentances, nigger.

>>683114411
CHECKED

I never stole a bike

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This

>>683114526
that's exactly what my nigger said the other day

I like eminiem and lildicky.

>>683107704
I'm married to the mother of my children.

>>683110723
Nigger confirmed

Trump Will Make M'urica Great Again!

I don't want or need reparations.

>>683114666
so many gets in this bread
>>683114746
PHONY WHITE, BACK TO MEXICO BEANER "but m-muh spanish heritage" you're brown, and now you're gonna build that wall!

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My phone screen proves I'm white

I have never participated in rape or car theft.

>>683107704
can read

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>>683114429
Northern Italian. Then quarter Norwegian and quarter french(specifically Norman). the rest is a mix of eastern Europe and a dash of Portuguese.

>>683114947
Your phone proves I hate you

>>683114947
thats... pretty white