ylyl funny edition
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
>>683083986
>>683083961
fuck off, loser
>>683084708
>>683085130
Kind of the point...
>>683085222
What exactly is the point? To display all the characteristics of a lobotomized 9fag reject?
>>683085130
/thread
>>683085327
The only reason anyone does anything, newfag.
More like "extreme autistic suckling" thread
>>683085327
/THREADx2
>>683084822
story?
>>683085498
But it's not lulz in any single sense of the word. It's cringe. Newfag.
>>683085522
>>683085538
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
1849 https://www.dropbox.com/s/2iacqrzr31sz7c3/4chan.zip?dl=1
>>683085616
>>683085538
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
>>683085616
>>683085538
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>683083403
hahahah
>>683085538
>>683085616
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
>>683085836
Suiseiseki post with desu? Wtf is wrong with you
>>683085616
>>683085538
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>>683085889
>Suiseiseki
No that's correct the image in an edit.
Whats with the pear is that the new banana ?
>>683085538
>>683085616
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
>>683086037
this fag is trying to make it but it aint happening
>>683086174
It already did long before the banana was even though of newfag.
>>683085618
That's why 4chan goes to shit. Why you guys would do something like that to someone of us? I understand doing it to a fedora man from pleddit or a hamplanet from tumblr but why a 4channer? Why a /b/rother? You should totally consider killing yourselves. You should be ashamed of your unfaithful actions. I hope karma gets you hard not for what you did but for being retarded. Instead of protecting a true 4channer that posts CP and blows up schools you go and do something so vile and idiotic. I hope you burn. I really hope it. Get out of my face scumbag. I don't want to see you again. The worst of the worst. Not even feminists don't betray one of their own. You should be ashamed. Shame. Shame. Shame. DOWN WITH THE DEVIL. DIEEEEEEEEEE. DIEEEEEEE idiot. You fucking traitor. We should respect eatch other and not do shit like this. You fucking devil. DOWN WITH THE DEVIL. Fuck of with cunts. YOU BETRAY US ALL. Kys
>>683086240
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>683086240
>>683086174
>>683086324
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU
>>683085798
U CANT DTOP US XDDDDDDDDDD
sure are a lot of 14 year olds on /b/ these days
>>683086533
You're overstimating them by eight years.
>>683086533
this
>>683086358
OH YEAH?! YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DIO, AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
>>683086607
Where's the link to you virus that fails hard?
HEY! I thought this was a YLYL thead no autism thead
>>683086789
This is 4chan, we don't like to exclude people.
>>683086721
no viruses only good quality titties
>>683086789
this
>>683085222
Why the fuck do you post this in a bad ylyl-thread? This was a raid, not some cancer shit.
>>683086904
>3.14/puke
Give me fuzzy desu any-day.
>>683084822
Pepsi gave him cancer
unoriginal kids
>>683087054
This is legitimately funny.
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>>683087404
Holy kek !! https://youtu.be/1Zt3rRGUP3Y
>>683087672
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "YLYL" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>683085130
I don't understand the pepsi memes.
What happened?
Guys, don't you have /s4s/ for this shit?
>>683088021
I was wondering myself....
>>683088105
Gtfo new fag
>>683088021
I'm not sure... seems to be a pepsi competition, but its getting raided with nazi Zootiopia shit.
Links here.
>>683083403
>>683088021
>>683087927
Desu
>>683088456
Newfag
>>683088456
>Newfag
>>683088456
Beta little cuck
>>683088456
newfag bitch
>>683089587
Bring it bitch, lel.
this thread gave me cancer
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>>683088021
How do you not understand this? They're fucking with Pepsi, other people in general
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>>683090173
too funny
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>>683083961
i really really like this image!
Can i save it?
hwats goin on in this retarded shit thread
>>683092011
autists shitposting
>>683092182
Yep nothing to see here. go to your appropriate home site. leave this place and never return.
>>683087927
bait/10
>>683092182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
>>683092698
Yes! Yes! Let us laugh! Laugh at the misfortune of others! HA! HAHA! LOL! I am going to post a naked banana! Won't that just be hilarity personified? HAHA! Look! It's a meme of the twin towers! Thousands of great people died! HA! So much win! Such lulz!
You "people" are a degenerate lot. I hope at some point in your lives, you take a look around at the world around you and pause; look at the faces of those passing by. They are just like you! They want to love and to be loved! Not to be exploited by virginal neckbeards! Not to be the laughing stock of the net! These are real people you're laughing at! It is sickening. It is sickening.
And don’t you turn this into a meme text.
>>683085498
Apparently autism is bliss for this one.
>>683093022
No, chaos is my compass.
Now go do something like save a heap of loli porn or furry goddesses.
The /b/ro's are working.
>>683088198
Wow wasnt expecting to actually laugh in this thread
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>683093184
Jesus it's worse than I imagined
>>683093482
You don't like it? leve this place is not for your kind... Normal people *shudder*
>>683093837
i know right. what is with the sudden influx of dudebro's?
>>683094148
Been here for years nigger.
Lol @ not liking banana threads means youre a dudebro
>>683094948
no need to get all hot under the collar.
it doesn't matter how long anyone has been here, not that anyone can prove it on an anonymous image board =] don't listen to everything you hear ;]
>>683093837
So much cringe in this post. You're a faggot.
>>683091170
oh fuck. he did not wash the popping candy out properly cause hes a jobless lowlife and it combined with his dick smeg and crusted over hard.
Dear >>683095202
You got some issues 683095202, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little
But 683095202 why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Love from,
>>683095122
:) ;) :D :3
>>683095637
This man actually thinks 4 chan is for literal autists...
holy shit, the amount of autism in this thread
>>683095750
Why can't this cancer spread to ALL of the other shitty threads? Goddammit, do this to trap threads, fluffy threads, rate threads, and let's clean this shit up with image limits, shitposting, and 404 like the good old,spiderman days...
>>683095889
But it is, isn't it?
>>683095932
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE sage my thread I can't get (You)s like this, how will my friends on skype how funny I am is I cant post my shitty memes.