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Hold it right there! Show me those singles before you pass.


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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hold it right there! Show me those singles before you pass.
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Ok
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>>683082801
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I've been single all my life op
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aaaaaaaaaa
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>>683082801
Lick me where I fuck and pee...
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Here they are sir
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sure thing mr police man, here they are, nothing suspicious here
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only singles here, officer
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O shit waddup
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As you can see, everything is in order
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>>683082801
K
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nothing to see here sir
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>>683083133
>
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>>683082801
Ill suck ya dik if ya lemme pass
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What's this for officer?
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I'm clear I swear
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>>683082801
No
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>>683083133
>>683083355
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>>683082801
fuck you nigger the the dubs are mine
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Singles right here
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Fuck da police
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Ez
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I'm just holding these for a friend...
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Just passing through officer.
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>>683083355
> Lies to the sheriff
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i aint showin you shit you can just fuck off
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Lovely day, isn't it..?
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aight nigga.
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Nothing to see here!!!
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I need to get to work, sir
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>>683082801
Fuck the police.
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Only singles here, Officer!
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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Get the fuck outa my yard I got singles and u wasting mah time.
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>>683082801
OK
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Here you go officer.
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>>683082801
alright, here you go officer
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Goodafterble constanoon nothing to see here g
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bitch ass nigga thinks he got me. nigga be blind fool. no dubs here.
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dindu
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here you go officer
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Just let me go.
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>>683082801
Ok
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it's just a cardboard box, we swear on your infidel mother
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Here you go officer!
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>>683082801
last time i checked this bitch is single
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I swear, I have no trips or dubs, I promise
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>>683085022
oh no :(
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Not this time faggot
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>>683085022
get in the car
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Nothing to see here
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>>683085055
:(
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>>683085055
>>683085022
I'm going to to get mega-raped in prison now
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>>683085022
sir, can you please step out of the car
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>>683085055
How unfortunate
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>>683085010
Last time I checked, this image was made in mspaint
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>>683082801
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fucning niggir da fak man???
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>>683082801
Nothing to see here
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>>683085114
>>683085070
no, fuck you
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opp me henderna
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>>683085169
That triforce
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you got it officer
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Fuck you copper.
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>>683085177
On the ground scumbag
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Suck on this nut, copper!
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>>683085229
fak da poulic u nikks cant do nuffin
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>>683082801
I'M BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYACK
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>>683085355
GET ON THE GROUND YOU SCUMBAG!
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>>683082801
single inc
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>>683085355
Nigger detected, blast the fool
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Check those singles
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What'chu gon' do copper?
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>>683085420
fak you dirt biglet, imma get my homeboi jamal
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>>683085504
Stapad NIGAGAGAGA
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>>683082801
*sweats* y...yyyes siiir...
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Check my singles, officer.
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nothing to see here move along
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>>683085633
>>683085655
ON THE GROUND!
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fuck the police coming straight from the underground, a you nigger like me got it bad cuz im brown
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Run Charlie run, he found our dubs
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>>683082801
I dindu nuffin
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Am I free to go ossifer
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febbethg
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>>683082801
If I get dubs I'll be triggered
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>>683082801
Free to go?
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>>683082801
i dont have my singles on me officer
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Just passin through, don't want no trouble.
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>>683082801
Here ou go, sir,
i've got nothing to hide.
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Hope he doesn't smell my pot
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Here are my singles sir. all clear
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yes officer
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>>683082801
Baby wanna fuck?
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>>683085931
Keep trying cuntbag
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It's alright, officer, I have a license for these
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How are you doing today, Officer? Just on my way to work
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These are not the dubs you're looking for...
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>>683085344
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Haha. No dubs here.
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sure thang officar
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Nothing to see here
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>>683082801
oh heck
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Fuck the police
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o
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>>683082801
FUCK YOU NIGGA
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No dubs here officer
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YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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>>683082801
I can assure you there are no double here officer!
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Sorry officer, I only have dubs.
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>>683082801
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>>683088085
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>>683082801

singles man right here
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Never dubbed my whole life sir, and trips have never crossed my mind.
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Now listnen here mista, I dont want no trouble so if ya would just check ma singles and let me pass through that would be gangsta of ya.
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>>683082801
Just your normal, law abiding singles man here.
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>>683086544
>ohshit.png
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Right! Everything should be in order..
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Fuck off you're not my mom
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>>683082801
Here you go officer
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>>683082801
Shalom, i have nothing to hide officer
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>>683086544
alright I'll let you off with a warning
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>>683082801
i have nothing to hide
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Here you go officer. Buy something for the kids.
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I'm not black, sir. Here you go.
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Okay, officer.
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>>683082801
No dubs here officer
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>>683082801

am I being detained officer?
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>>683089188
Shit dude cheese it.
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>>683082801

Of course I have singles on me. I'm white
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>>683082801
of course
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Dubs seem to follow me were ever I go sir.
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I know the law officer and in my home town there's a strict No Singles policy.
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>>683082801
Ah tol you befo offisuh, ah ain't didn't nuffin
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Just singles here sir
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Hello I'm a innocent man, just passing through
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>>683082801
HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF, STATIST PIG! I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU JACK FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I keep my singles in my underwear ... for safekeeping ... I'll just get them out to show you officer :)
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>>683082801

Here are my singles sir.
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Y-yo
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>>683083082
Quentin get out! REEEEE
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>>683089966
Dub dubs
Maaaan you fucked up
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>>683090111
GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND AND DROP THE TRIPS
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Nothing here, sir.
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FUCK YOU OFFICER, I'M LATINO HEAT
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I'm clear officer
I never carry dubs
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oh shit
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>>683090320
Fuck you nutsack, I'm goin down shooting
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>>683090111
Trips? You're fucked now, kiddo.
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Nothing here officer
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Tfw you want singles
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>>683082801
Here they are, officer.
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>>683082801
here they are officer
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>>683082801
Roll
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>>683092166
Sheeeeeit
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>>683082801
fu bacon boi
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here it is
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Nothing here officer
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got nothing to hide officer
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aint no dubs here officer
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>>683092525
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â–²
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666 devils bitch here
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Check em fgt
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>>683082801
I dont want any problems officer
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>>683085344
Sierpinstism
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What seems to be the problem?
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m-my singles? s-sure officer
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fuck u
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Am I being detained?
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Fuk da polise
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>>683082801
Fuck you and all you love.
I ain`t going down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrN0izKLz-A
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Problem, officer?
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I'm clean
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Ehy
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>>683082801
Here you have officer
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no problem
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No mexicos in here.
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>>683082801
All clear here officer, eheh
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>>683082801
This should check out officer
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>>683096200
GET ON THE GROUND DIRTBAG
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>>683082801
let me through pig i know my rights
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>>683096433

THEY'RE IN CAHOOTS
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>>683096433
youre breaking the law officer im placing you under citizens arrest
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checkem rat of the system
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yes sir.
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Here it iss
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>>683082801
Fuck off
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K fag
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Sure thing officer
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I'm clean officer but the poster below me is smuggling......
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>>683082801
m' kay officer
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no dubs here officer
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>>683097287
>>683097300
Fucking narc
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>>683097287
>>683097300
HOLY FUK
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>>683082801
Officer?
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Officer. Am I being detained?
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Nothing to see here officer
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Fuck the police.
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acab
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>>683097866
Lol
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Harder
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Is there an officer problem?
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Nothing to see here Mr. Police guy
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u wot m8
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>>683097287
witnessed
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>>683082801
Easy.
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>>683097287
Fucking rat
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You guys are alright so here is some info.
Next guy is Dubs.
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No problem, officer. :)
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>>683082801
here you go officer
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no problemo
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I dindu nuffin
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>>683082801
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>>683082801
Ok
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