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Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
The barnacle is terrifying
Akiko claim
QOTT: Noodles, rice, bread or potatoes?
>>682983081
>Doesn't sound that bad.
Never said it was
Happy lurking
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AUTISTIC QUESTION OF TGE THREAD:
>What's the worst part of your job?
The worst part of my job is taking care of the used tampon bucket in the bathroom.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, everybody's smug edition!
>>682984668
All of them.
Best mage claimed~
>>682984668
Noodles
Shiki claimed
>>682984668
Pasta
>>682984668
>Noodles, rice, bread or potatoes?
Pizza
>Emi
>>682984668
Rice nigga.
>tomorice
>>682984668
Rice
>lurking.
>>682984778
Washing the dishes when they say you can knock out all of them in a certain period of time. And how you cover someones shift but they won't cover yours
Claimed
>>682984666
Don't touch me or my son ever again!
>>682984668
Potatoes
Dio-sama...
>>682984882
That's not the proper food for a runner!
>>682985007
Kek
>>682984668
I love them all, but as a Portuguese bread will be my top choice.
>>682984668
Potatoes, the only real choice.
>Dio
Tenryuu claimed
>>682984778
sweeping and mopping the hangar....
birds...birds everywhere...
>>682985090
But it's delicious!
>Don't tell anyone
>>682984668
All of them
>>682984666
Satan, again.
>>682985199
Panzer time?
>>682984528
mandatory cc claim
>no pic edition
steam is fuckin with me, trying to reset pass
keeps failing
>>682984668
Noodles, because so much you can do with them.
>>682984668
i like all of them, but bread....you can use it for anything
Knock knock, is Homu home~?
>Waifuless
Twirls are delicious
But these trips are the ultimate form of satisfaction for hunger
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>682985561
Back to my twirl then
>>682985561
Never give up, you hear me?
>>682984778
tfw no job and in between college semesters, so I guess the worst part is having nothing to fucking do
>>682984668
Noodles are just a quick snack.
Others are side dishes, unless you go full on ham with the bread and make it a sandwich.
>>682984778
Incompetent users and stupid subordinates.
>"Herr Bootsmann, i clicked nothing and i can't restart the computer"
>>682985405
Give me ~20 minutes
>>682985561
Perseverance is key to success, don't give up, trips guy!
i am my own waifu
>you politely yet firmly ask them to leave
>>682984528
%triforce
>>682985696
Loud and clear boss
>>682985420
Heyo, C. Happy to see ya, take your time. No rush.
>>682985561
Keep pushing, friendo.
How's your day going?
>>682985717
You could always workout~
>Megumin
>>682984778
Still studying but I do help out with jobs and the worst is dealing with people who do not understand what they're talking about and give us bullshit deadlines
>sure you two can make us an advanced AI by tuesday (said on Sunday)
>You think you can make me a script to convert this game to VR in two hours?
>What do you mean you can't make us 30 variations of each of these 15 models in 3 days, it's just coloring
>>682985561
Maybe one day trips guy
If you ever have your gets are you going to pick a waifu and join us?
>>682985733
>checked
Can't deny a nice sandwich with ham and cheese
>>682985817
Who? Do I have to punch someone?
>>682985859
I do that, but that still only takes up an hour-hour and a half and not every day so
>>682985717
Nah it's perfect, you recharge your batteries while getting a taste of the NEET life so you want to go back to college.
>>682984778
All the fucking carrying
>hey anon, take these sawhorses to the third floor
>now take all these tools to the basement
fucking stairs haven't even been been built yet. It's going to get worse as they add more floors ;_;
>>682986032
Fair enough
>nice gif kek
>>682985984
True that, just went and made some out of a baguette.
Maybe I should make some noodles afterwards though.
>>682986220
August 27th can not come fast enough. I never thought I would say that I miss having homework and shit but holy fuck
>>682986326
Yeah she's very expressive~
>>682986029
I'm just quoting the greatest show ever.
>qt
>>682986590
I do like my steaks well done, but I will be the one who asks you firmly to leave.
Trash waifu.
>>682985751
The encouragement is appreciated kind anon.
>>682985846
Day's going fine thanks for asking. just chilling for the eve after some studies.
How's yourself been doing?
>>682985984
I may just
It's weird milling over the thought of having my own waifu instead of trying to steal others
>>682986582
I wish I was you, my finals start the 15th and June I have a giant group project.
>>682985817
that sounds familiar
>>682986590
Oh... (Anyone asking for a well done steak still deserves a punch)
>qt
>>682986732
>I do like my steaks well done
Might as well eat a shoe
>>682984668
When I grow up I wanna be a potato...
Kneesocks claimed
I'm going to sleep now.
Wish me luck, give me death and I'll talk to you later.
I only had a quick 10 minute break, was hoping to catch Homu but no luck.
Tell her I said hello~
>Waifuless
>>682986883
what are you fuckin gay
>>682987026
Good night
>>682986732
Gross, go rare or go home
>>682987026
Death!
>>682986739
Glad to hear it, man. Already got your studies over with? Nice. Get that weekend going strong.
I've been doing alright, just relaxing with some music. Thanks for asking.
>>682987026
See you later, Tats. Sleep warm and well.
>>682987026
Good night Tats!
>>682985144
>Portuguese bread
Do you mean Chiabatta? I don't know what Potugese bread is
>>682986317
Do you work in construction or is your workspace still under construction
How's that on your back? You in shape? Here every guy in the construction sector seems overweight
>>682986582
I get what you mean. My family looked at me like I was insane when I said I missed uni. I actually wished for vacation to be over quickly. I love going to uni and I love what I do. I hadn't noticed it was easter holiday when it came and stood in front of the uni's closed gates kinda disappointed and got bored as fuck during the vacation.
>>682986739
Well from my experience your waifu isn't all of your own free choice. But that comes later, first you gotta focus on getting those trips
>>682986925
kek
hey Kneesocks
