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Help me /b/ I went all alpha and don't know what the hell
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2016-05-06 20:12:15 Post No. 682969321
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:12:15 Post No. 682969321 [Report]
Help me /b/
I went all alpha and don't know what the hell I'm doing. What do i say next?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:13:23 Post No.682969456
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:13:23 Post No.682969456 [Report]
I'll show you how to take it
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:14:10 Post No.682969555
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:14:10 Post No.682969555 [Report]
>>682969321
send her boner
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:14:42 Post No.682969612
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:14:42 Post No.682969612 [Report]
>>682969555
Checked
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:14:48 Post No.682969626
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:14:48 Post No.682969626 [Report]
Order her around dipshit, like an alpha would. Just command and conquer, pretend she is a slave. Also make her work towards a goal (your satisfaction) to fullfill that need she has. Also post wins
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:14:51 Post No.682969631
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:14:51 Post No.682969631 [Report]
>>682969321
You'll take it in every hole I want you to.
Also show her feet, you fairy.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:15:12 Post No.682969670
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:15:12 Post No.682969670 [Report]
"you aren't complaining. so i'm clearly re tapping into something you're enjoying."
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:15:19 Post No.682969686
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:15:19 Post No.682969686 [Report]
"kek. 4chan dared me"
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:15:35 Post No.682969719
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>>682969321
>went all alpha
>better ask /b/
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:16:05 Post No.682969794
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:16:05 Post No.682969794 [Report]
>>682969321
post older message history
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:16:13 Post No.682969812
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:16:13 Post No.682969812 [Report]
>>682969670
Put the fedora down, junior. No bitch likes a long winded pretentious cunt
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:17:32 Post No.682970005
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:17:32 Post No.682970005 [Report]
Tell her "I'm going to tell you how you're going to take it"
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:17:34 Post No.682970010
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:17:34 Post No.682970010 [Report]
>>682969670
>re tapping

This isn't Magic: The Gathering, mother fucker.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:17:45 Post No.682970038
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>>682969555
Trips of truth, deliver OP
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:18:07 Post No.682970085
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:18:07 Post No.682970085 [Report]
>>682969321
No respond with "youll take it the same why youll take this dick ;)"
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:18:45 Post No.682970173
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:18:45 Post No.682970173 [Report]
>>682970085
Way*
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:19:17 Post No.682970260
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>>682969670

lmao "tapping into"

fuck outta here Criss Angel
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:19:41 Post No.682970307
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>>682969719
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:21:00 Post No.682970475
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:21:00 Post No.682970475 [Report]
Deliver faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:21:25 Post No.682970525
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:21:25 Post No.682970525 [Report]
>>682969321
Why is there an ad at the bottom?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:21:39 Post No.682970557
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>>682969670
This isn't Friday Night Magic, fagwalker.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:22:24 Post No.682970641
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:22:24 Post No.682970641 [Report]
>>682969321
You take it up the ass that's how you take it
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:23:14 Post No.682970751
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:23:14 Post No.682970751 [Report]
>>682969719
Lol'd pretty hard
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:23:56 Post No.682970821
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:23:56 Post No.682970821 [Report]
>>682970085
Faggot here means "You'll take it the same way you'll take this". Send a dick pic. Unless you got a 2 incher.

Cry and kill yourself if that's the case. Cause it'll never get in her.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:26:00 Post No.682971119
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:26:00 Post No.682971119 [Report]
>>682969321

Look, what I'm trying to say to you, is that with my exceptional mind, and the dutch courage bestowed by my old friend jack (JD whiskey; 2 year vintage.), I'd say I'm... quite the opponent for you, hun.

You see, I understand women on a level none of my beta peers could possibly comprehend. Over the past, say... decade or so, while most brutish men are out playing neanderthal, childish "sports" making fools of themselves, I have been... studying, or researching, if you will. I have been roleplaying as women on MMORPG games for quite some time, now. This invaluable insight has helped me learn what it truly means to be a woman. To have her wants, her needs, and even her oh-so-secret desires.

The alpha wolf is here. and he's hungry for a mate. I know exactly what a dame like you wants, and I know how to give it to you (that wasn't a sexual innuendo btw, I'm not a perverted misogynist like most men. I meant I'd give you anything you demanded, because I respect you as a woman).
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:26:02 Post No.682971122
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Earlier texts
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:27:00 Post No.682971253
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>>682971122
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:27:06 Post No.682971259
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:27:06 Post No.682971259 [Report]
>>682971122
Memphfrica
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:28:36 Post No.682971438
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>>682971253
This was before the last one
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:29:33 Post No.682971568
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>>682971438
Last part
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:29:53 Post No.682971618
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:29:53 Post No.682971618 [Report]
>>682971438
cont pls
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:32:30 Post No.682971952
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:32:30 Post No.682971952 [Report]
>>682971568
you can not fuck this up anon, she is a keeper and you know it.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:32:55 Post No.682972006
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:32:55 Post No.682972006 [Report]
whats your relationship with that chick? that was real quick
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:19 Post No.682972053
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:19 Post No.682972053 [Report]
She seems somewhat interested, maybe try to be a bit less dominant and then slowly ramp up ?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:40 Post No.682972092
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:40 Post No.682972092 [Report]
>>682969321
Ask her if she wants to be told how to please you.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:43 Post No.682972098
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:43 Post No.682972098 [Report]
show that ass pic faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:47 Post No.682972109
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:47 Post No.682972109 [Report]
>>682972053
>maybe try to be a bit less dominant
are you out of your mind?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:53 Post No.682972127
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:33:53 Post No.682972127 [Report]
lol , your intro was soo bad :p
still your damage control was good.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:34:04 Post No.682972161
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>>682970475
Help me
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:34:22 Post No.682972217
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:34:22 Post No.682972217 [Report]
>>682972053
Way to betafag, betacuck.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:34:24 Post No.682972218
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>>682971952
this
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:34:46 Post No.682972265
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>>682969670
what are you tapping into over there, long island medium?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:35:06 Post No.682972307
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:35:06 Post No.682972307 [Report]
>>682972161
THIS: >>682972092
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:35:14 Post No.682972319
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:35:14 Post No.682972319 [Report]
>>682969719
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:35:22 Post No.682972344
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:35:22 Post No.682972344 [Report]
that is phat. When you down to fuck?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:36:04 Post No.682972446
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:36:04 Post No.682972446 [Report]
>>682972161
bit of a chub, make her feel insecure
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:36:29 Post No.682972497
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:36:29 Post No.682972497 [Report]
>>682969456
first post best post
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:11 Post No.682972600
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:11 Post No.682972600 [Report]
>>682972092
THIS
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:20 Post No.682972618
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:20 Post No.682972618 [Report]
>>682969321
clearly has low self-esteem
exploit to your benefit and post pics
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:41 Post No.682972660
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:41 Post No.682972660 [Report]
>>682972161
Jesus Christ. Abort now.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:43 Post No.682972670
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:43 Post No.682972670 [Report]
>>682972161
Gross
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:43 Post No.682972672
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>>682972446
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:49 Post No.682972679
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:37:49 Post No.682972679 [Report]
>>682972161
this is what a feminist butt looks like
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:39:21 Post No.682972856
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:39:21 Post No.682972856 [Report]
>>682972672
I'd cover it in whipped cream and eat a cherry after putting it up her rectum
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:39:37 Post No.682972895
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:39:37 Post No.682972895 [Report]
i'll show you how to take it
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:39:59 Post No.682972944
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:39:59 Post No.682972944 [Report]
>>682972161
Man the harpoons

Send her to David Johns Locker
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:41:20 Post No.682973124
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:41:20 Post No.682973124 [Report]
>>682972161
abooooort
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:42:11 Post No.682973236
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:42:11 Post No.682973236 [Report]
>>682972944
KEK
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:42:40 Post No.682973294
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:42:40 Post No.682973294 [Report]
>>682969321
What's the name of the app you're using OP?
I see ads at the bottom which suggests this some type of texting/calling app
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:43:29 Post No.682973422
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:43:29 Post No.682973422 [Report]
why dont you take it in the butt faggot op
unistall life
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:44:59 Post No.682973645
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:44:59 Post No.682973645 [Report]
Fuck
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:45:04 Post No.682973661
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:45:04 Post No.682973661 [Report]
>>682972161
a pussy is a pussy, if she is fun fuck her
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:45:58 Post No.682973795
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:45:58 Post No.682973795 [Report]
>>682971119
This isn't a fucking cringe thread you cocksucker
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:47:13 Post No.682973978
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>>682973645
man you're a faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:47:18 Post No.682973988
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:47:18 Post No.682973988 [Report]
>>682973645
LOL
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:47:28 Post No.682974008
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:47:28 Post No.682974008 [Report]
>>682973645

You're fucking retarded. Like straight up got the 'tism.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:47:35 Post No.682974020
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:47:35 Post No.682974020 [Report]
>>682973645
Nice
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:48:18 Post No.682974131
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>>682973645
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:48:30 Post No.682974157
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>>682973645
>idk how to take it
>ILL TELL YOU HOW TO TAKE IT
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:48:59 Post No.682974222
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:48:59 Post No.682974222 [Report]
>>682973645
I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TAKE IT

not

i will tell you how to take it, cause now you have to tell her how to take it dumbass
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:49:06 Post No.682974234
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:49:06 Post No.682974234 [Report]
>>682973645
Nice one. Now just send her a dick pic and ask if she can handle it
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:51:21 Post No.682974515
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>>682969321
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:51:34 Post No.682974548
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:51:34 Post No.682974548 [Report]
>>682973645
Show instead of tell
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:52:01 Post No.682974606
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:52:01 Post No.682974606 [Report]
>>682973645
This is perfect. Not tell your want to stick your dick up in her butt
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:52:06 Post No.682974616
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:52:06 Post No.682974616 [Report]
>>682974548
what about game of show AND tell?
because this is elementary shit, son
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:52:06 Post No.682974619
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:52:06 Post No.682974619 [Report]
how is she gonna take it OP?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:53:13 Post No.682974771
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:53:13 Post No.682974771 [Report]
>inb4 OP bailed
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:53:41 Post No.682974823
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:53:41 Post No.682974823 [Report]
>>682974619
However I want?

No response yet. I'm scared. Hold me.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:54:18 Post No.682974907
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>>682972452
moon sand ass
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:55:28 Post No.682975071
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>>682974823
However I want is good. don't freak out OP, you're doing good
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:55:33 Post No.682975076
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:55:33 Post No.682975076 [Report]
>>682974823
Brace yourself anon
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:56:17 Post No.682975179
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:56:17 Post No.682975179 [Report]
>>682974823
I belive in you op! You can do this!
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:57:13 Post No.682975299
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:57:13 Post No.682975299 [Report]
>>682973795

You should relax some more I think. I'm just trying to offer some advice to a rookie. If you and I were in a bar right now, I'd strike at you with a Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai) sweeping kick and you'd be humiliated in front of every woman in there. So know your place, kid.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:57:20 Post No.682975317
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:57:20 Post No.682975317 [Report]
>>682974823
you've gotten much farther than most of us have, don't freak out and say 'however I want'
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:59:06 Post No.682975559
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:59:06 Post No.682975559 [Report]
>>682975299
holy fuck the cringe
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:59:33 Post No.682975623
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:59:33 Post No.682975623 [Report]
>>682975299
Don't forget your katana and fedora
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 20:59:37 Post No.682975632
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>>682975299
>Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai)
maximum kek
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>>682975623
When newfags can't recognize bait. Lurk more faggots
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:00:04 Post No.682975689
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:00:04 Post No.682975689 [Report]
>>682973645
You should have not answered her. Its better to not take her seriously if she asks a question or gives a thought that you know she wont like the response.

Would have been better to tell her to take off the panties. Shes a fat land whale anyways. She would probably fit into whatever container you put her in. Any large container.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:00:11 Post No.682975712
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>>682975299
You're like some walking talking copypasta dubs monster
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:01:21 Post No.682975862
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:01:21 Post No.682975862 [Report]
>>682975299
Cringed at King fu
>totally doesn't sound like a skinny white beta faggot trying to act tough anonymously
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:01:27 Post No.682975873 [Report]
>>682975299
> I'd strike at you with a Tiger Claw Kung Fu (Fu Jow Pai) sweeping kick and you'd be humiliated in front of every woman in there. So know your place, kid.

fucking kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:02:18 Post No.682975978 [Report]
>>682975681
I always rise to the opportunity to make fun of people. Why don't you go fuck yourself you neckbeard retard. I'll respond to whatever i want
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:03:05 Post No.682976068
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:03:05 Post No.682976068 [Report]
>>682975623
A man who forgets his hat is no real man at all. And I don't bring my katana unless I was going into battle. It's illegal to carry swords around in public in my country and you can get arrested. Katanas are not toys.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:03:21 Post No.682976107
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:03:21 Post No.682976107 [Report]
>>682975299
nothin personal, kid.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:03:24 Post No.682976114
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:03:24 Post No.682976114 [Report]
>>682969719
kek'd hard mate!
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:03:50 Post No.682976176
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:03:50 Post No.682976176 [Report]
>>682976068
Touche
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:04:52 Post No.682976300
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:04:52 Post No.682976300 [Report]
>>682969321
Tell her "not worth the effort" and then never speak to her again. Just disappear. Refuse to even acknowledge her existence.

Alpha as fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:06:01 Post No.682976441
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>>682975299
Faaaaaaaaaaaag
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:06:33 Post No.682976515
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:06:33 Post No.682976515 [Report]
>>682972053
>let her peg you
cuck detected
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:06:53 Post No.682976560
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:06:53 Post No.682976560 [Report]
>>682972161
There is no help for you.

This is a desperate hambeast.
You best best is to go completely alpha and then take her
It's what she wants.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:07:24 Post No.682976628
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>>682975299
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:07:32 Post No.682976643
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>>682972452
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:08:17 Post No.682976742
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:08:17 Post No.682976742 [Report]
>>682972161
I'll help you. Just forget about it. There ya go
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:08:49 Post No.682976805
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>>682976107
>personal
>not personnel
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:09:58 Post No.682976956
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:09:58 Post No.682976956 [Report]
>>682974008
>got the 'tism
i think we all know who has the " 'tism" faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:10:33 Post No.682977029
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:10:33 Post No.682977029 [Report]
Holy shit this is the most cringe worthy conversation I've ever seen. Good job "going alpha" faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:10:33 Post No.682977030
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:10:33 Post No.682977030 [Report]
>>682973294
The app is called Pinger. I don't give them my real number.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:11:44 Post No.682977181
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:11:44 Post No.682977181 [Report]
>>682969719
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:11:45 Post No.682977184
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:11:45 Post No.682977184 [Report]
>>682973645
OP you retarded faggot, you already fucked it up. You should've followed that up by asking for better pics.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:12:10 Post No.682977245
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:12:10 Post No.682977245 [Report]
>>682973645
"just say "yes sir" and get back to earning it"
how the fuck could that not be your response??
youre a sad little shit
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:12:40 Post No.682977297
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:12:40 Post No.682977297 [Report]
>>682976805
I dont get what u are saying
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:12:58 Post No.682977335
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:12:58 Post No.682977335 [Report]
>>682973645
You stupid nigger, you waited almost an hour to respond to her?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:14:11 Post No.682977489
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:14:11 Post No.682977489 [Report]
>>682977184
>ask for better pics
tell her to send nudes of someone who's actually hot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:14:26 Post No.682977520
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:14:26 Post No.682977520 [Report]
>>682973645
The only remotely alpha thing about your reply was that it took you almost an hour before doing it.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:15:31 Post No.682977649
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:15:31 Post No.682977649 [Report]
>>682969321
>I'm not sure how to take it"
Tell her to take it on all fours.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:16:35 Post No.682977783
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:16:35 Post No.682977783 [Report]
>>682972452

TOP KEK.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:17:08 Post No.682977847
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>>682977649
Damn that's good
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:17:44 Post No.682977925
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:17:44 Post No.682977925 [Report]
>>682975299
You are a cringe factory
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:19:54 Post No.682978194
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>>682975299
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:22:05 Post No.682978484
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>>682973645
OP YOU JUST SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP
YOU'RE NOT EVEN BETA ANYMORE, YOU'RE DELTA
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:22:09 Post No.682978493
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:22:09 Post No.682978493 [Report]
>>682977030
True alpha indeed I use Nextplus myself
>only beta faggots would give out their real number some of these chicks be major clingers man
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:22:52 Post No.682978596
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:22:52 Post No.682978596 [Report]
My face is ever stuck in a cringe
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:23:12 Post No.682978646
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:23:12 Post No.682978646 [Report]
>>682969321
make sure to add *this type* and *that type*. you will get pussy in a matter of seconds
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:23:25 Post No.682978674
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Goddamn OP you dun fucked up, I've never seen anyone screw up like you did kid, People like you are the reason we need the right to a gas chamber,
Jesus christ I can feel your beta rays.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:24:42 Post No.682978857
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:24:42 Post No.682978857 [Report]
OP, I'm in a descent mood so, I just thought I should warn that, you can still read the number.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:25:31 Post No.682978965
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:25:31 Post No.682978965 [Report]
OP give us some more info
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:25:41 Post No.682978988
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>>682972161
its a land whale OP, its a land whale
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:25:56 Post No.682979033
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:25:56 Post No.682979033 [Report]
>>682977030
Can you also send and receive photos/videos OP also call free no charge or credits to achieve?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:26:58 Post No.682979162
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:26:58 Post No.682979162 [Report]
>>682973645

HAHAHA OH LORD I HAVEN'T LOST THIS HARD IN DAYS

oh you are a spaghetti dropper

holy shit you sperg what does this even mean

it's so out of context and just...wrong
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:27:23 Post No.682979223
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>>682973645
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:27:39 Post No.682979269
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>>682975299
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:27:49 Post No.682979291
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>>682973645
Good
Now say
>you can earn a good girl by a tit pic
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:28:24 Post No.682979369
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:28:24 Post No.682979369 [Report]
>>682979223
I have a 14 inch penis.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:28:48 Post No.682979421
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:28:48 Post No.682979421 [Report]
did she ever even fucking reply
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:29:21 Post No.682979498
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:29:21 Post No.682979498 [Report]
>>682979421
this
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:30:21 Post No.682979625
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:30:21 Post No.682979625 [Report]
>>682979421
>>682979498
Samefaggin' it up
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:04 Post No.682979717
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:04 Post No.682979717 [Report]
>>682969321
>gangsta rap made me do it
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:07 Post No.682979724
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:07 Post No.682979724 [Report]
Send a picture of your shitter. Grills love a good butthole pic.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:37 Post No.682979791
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:37 Post No.682979791 [Report]
>>682971568
Don't forget to talk to your doctor about B.E.D in adults.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:45 Post No.682979805
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:45 Post No.682979805 [Report]
>>682979421

this, post reply pic, you intolerable autist
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:55 Post No.682979835
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:55 Post No.682979835 [Report]
>>682969670
My god. how embarrassing.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:33:20 Post No.682980018
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:33:20 Post No.682980018 [Report]
>>682969456
this sounds like youre gonna let her fuck you in the ass first
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:34:09 Post No.682980131
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>>682972161
You take terrible pictures. Your alpha mask is going to fall off tonight, lad.
Tell her to put a shoe on her head, and cook a bowl of eggs.
Be a real man and demand she take pictures of her feet for me.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:35:45 Post No.682980348
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>>682980018
Fucking this.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:36:10 Post No.682980403
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:36:10 Post No.682980403 [Report]
Hey OP, i'm pretty sure that you are talking with another anon with 1 from the many photos from here AHAHAHAHAHA.

You fucking turd.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:40:09 Post No.682980919
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>>682979625
>faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:41:22 Post No.682981081
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>>682979625
Kill yourself faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:42:14 Post No.682981204
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:42:14 Post No.682981204 [Report]
>>682981081
>I am a faggot. (You)
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:42:59 Post No.682981314
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:42:59 Post No.682981314 [Report]
>>682981204

>greentext
>kill yourself faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:43:13 Post No.682981343
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:43:13 Post No.682981343 [Report]
Omg this thread i cant hold my keks
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:43:45 Post No.682981412
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:43:45 Post No.682981412 [Report]
>>682972856
I doubt that you're flexible enough to do that at the same time
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:44:34 Post No.682981525
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>>682981081
faggots
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:44:47 Post No.682981555
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:45:46 Post No.682981680
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>>682981525
double faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:49:37 Post No.682982184
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>>682981680
ALL LIES


faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:52:00 Post No.682982473
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>>682982184
wtf is going on?!
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:54:56 Post No.682982867
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:54:56 Post No.682982867 [Report]
>>682977297
kek newest of new
>psh
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:55:04 Post No.682982886
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:55:04 Post No.682982886 [Report]
This thread is saged.
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:56:07 Post No.682983007
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:56:07 Post No.682983007 [Report]
>>682982473
shit shoop is shit
you left too much underline hanging off the right, faggot
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>>682982613
Samefag acting like different fag.
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