>>682954669
Fucked your mother.

>>682954669
I once attempted to fuck a cat.

>>682954669
Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>682955283
How dare you.

>>682954669
Fuck a 17 year old when I was 26.

>>682955283
what the actual fuck

Rubbed a parakeet on my dick

>>682954669
Girl I was living with broke up with me. I had to go back to the house when she was at work to get my things. I laid on the bed sucking and licking her worn underwear, wanking and crying.

I didn't take the breakup well.

went to a hooker and force anal on her

in the end she didn't complain that much

>>682955283
you monster

Jizzed in my cousins face cream.

Not the worst I've done, but it's something.

>>682954669
Met a really fat sub on collarme
She comes round, put her in bath, put funnel up her arse and piss into it. Piss filled the funnel and flooded the floor all while I'm screaming "suck it in"

>>682955746
greentext?

>>682955951
fat chicks really do anything to get laid...
not falling for it though

Mine happened only yesterday, in fact. I stole a pair of panties from my friend's 18 y/o sister whilst round his house. There were a couple pairs on the floor outside her room, kinda wish I took both, but took one. They're used and have a slight bit of grool on them, but it only smells of clean washing, not of her. If I should go round again, definitely stealing another pair.

>>682955357
perfectly legal in my country, well done sir, very well done indeed.

>>682955283
stale maymay

>>682954669
> post craigslist ads looking for nude models. > get tons of pic from girls in my area, know some of them
> now have massive collection
> getting these pics doesn't do it for me anymore
>still do it anyway out of habit

>>682954669
i keep feeding my cum to my little sister every time i have the opportunity.
mix it in her drinks and dishes.
it feels so heart warming to know i'm taking care of her by good nurishment.

>>682955692
same

>>682956158
only a pathetic creepy weirdo steals a girls panties off the floor. You want them, be a man and steal them off her fucking waist.

>>682955594
>I didn't take the breakup well
I can tell

>>682954669
Fapped under the shower, 3 fingers in my ass and pissing

Fapped to wincest story?

Not really bad, just lonely

Made a fake account so nobody would know who I was and I hit on my gay friends even though I was straight

I browse off color image boards

There was a girl I wanted to date for the longest time, but I could never find the balls to ask her out.
One day we ended up drinking at her house. When everyone else left and it was just her and me she ended up passing out. After many years of sexual frustration I decided I was going to Jack off on her face. Right before I came I decided it was a bad idea and reached for the nearest item to jizz into.
Ended up being her panties. I kept the panties and used them as my jizz rag for a solid 2 years.

>>682956658
so much repressed denial it's unreal

Found nudes on my sisters laptop years back, fapped to those.

I let guys I find on craigslist fuck my ass without a rubber.

>>682955283
you achieved?

>>682956009
>be 24 back then
>got blueballed by a chick a few times
>decided to look for a hooker
>went on an "escort meetup" page
>saw a cute thai and get in contact
>only 30 mins after a short ride i was at her adress
>handed 150 bucks infront for 60min (had no idea it was a rippoff in my area at that time)
>first few min of sucking was awfull... teeth.. not deep enough.. went to pussy
>got 6inch dick and felt almost nothing she was loose as fuck for a small thai
>was a bit out of control and switched to her anus
>a little crying and "no no"s but after a few attemps she handed me some lube lol
>went in had a good time.. lasted for 2 min max
>she tried to get another 50 bucks out of it and was a little upset
>called it a day and gtfo
>actuallly met her for a second time for 100 bucks a few months later

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Be 27 and have sex with a 15 yo also played with her feet a lot

>>682956904
I have achieved offspring.

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It involves this location.

> 1400 Brownie points to the anon who can find it.

Sniff and jack off with my girlfriends younger sisters panties. I did it twice so far

>>682957009
how'd the price drop?

Fucked my ex gfs younger sister and mom Shit was cash never told her even after we broke up

>>682957055
i live quite close to there. all kinds of sketchy shit happens in the parking lot just across I35 between 11th + 12th. i ride by bike through there late at night pretty frequently

>>682957055
were you one of those niggers fucking infront of that church? i dont have the pic saved, but you know what im talkin about

I helped my gf get fucked by a friends dog

>>682957038
gr8

I fucked my 10 year old brother never spoke about it again

>>682957409
did she need help because she's not good with animals?

>Nailed a girls tits to a board
>whipped her cunt until she begged me to put ginger root in her ass
>when it started to burn told her the only relief i'd offer would be me pissing in her ass
>made her take the nails in her tit's out with her teeth
>flogged her until she started bleeding (about 30 min with a heavy flogger)
>let her cum using a Hitachi covered in icyhot

It was consentual, but probably the most depraved thing i've done in one scene.

>>682957038
Disgusting

>>682957055
Travis county medical examiner office

>>682957038
and so a new generation of btards is made

you did good anon

>>682957259
its a hooker thing.. if you look innocent and nice they try to ripp you off. just huggle a bit and it doesn't help take appemts to leave... mostly the will comply for 3/4 or even half the price or some specials extra like a second girl
anal or some more nasty things.
here in germany alot of woman work on their own or don't have a pimp nearby who can kick your shit in

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>>682957399
Nope.

>>682957586
Oh the circle of life can be that way.

>>682956829
That's hot have any pics ?

>>682957676
FUCKING CALLED IT
>>682957635

>>682957673
Huggle a lil bit

>>682957055
http://www(dot)syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2013/06/man_charged_in_connection_with_2.html

>>682957554
Nah she was a natural "animal person" but didn't know anyone with a dog that wasn't fixed and was worried about getting the dog finding base, and the knot

>>682954669
not me but my gf has sucked my dick on three occasions right after it was in her ass

mine is blindfolding a 16 yo, tying her arms and legs to the corners of my bed, secretly putting her g string on and hanging my dick in her mouth for a blowjob. i was 26.

>>682954669
Masturbated to Sophie Turner.

>>682957862
how dare you!

my sister was a painkiller addict with no money so i'd hook her up with oxy in exchange for sex

>>682957635
I worked with a coroner there for a few months.

>>682957930
I know. My bad.

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Kinda related my 24 year old sister is still a virgin and gets off to kids cartoons every morning, tried to fuck her but I thinks she's a fag

Had a foursome with three dominant men older than 50 when I was 18.

>>682958012
24 and virgin?
ugly/fat, fag, or a fucking unichorn

>>682958002
Wanted to do that when I was a kid. Any advice about it?

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I masturbate to Suzy every night

>>682958147
She's pretty cute but beta as all hell dresses up and shit might be like slightly retarded

>>682958181
Be in pre med.
You have to to think of what you're dealing with as matter and that's all. You can find it attractive, but don't fuck it.
> Or just don't get caught.

Finger my girlfriend until she's really wet and use it as a lubricant to masturbate then cum on her.

>>682958493
Nah nothing like that but if I find a 10/10 on my slab you better believe there's going to be contact of some kind.

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>>682957580
How the fuck do you nail a girl's tits to a board safely? Did she have to get a tetanus shot?

took creepshots of my sister in law
licked my mother in laws used panties
"accidentally" walked in on sister in law in the shower
posted nudes of wife to 4chan
touched a friend's pussy when she was asleep and I was pretending to sleep
dipped my cock in a co-worker's water bottle (wide neck...) when I was alone at work after hours
took pictures up a student's (adult student) skirt when I was sitting across from her, helping out with homework
stole panties from the (shared) laundry room and returned after fapping with them
fapped in a pool while watching my mother in law tanning

and probably many more things I can't remember right now

>>682958696
not just embalming?

Blackmailed 15 yo girl into letting me spank her (and and hairbrush, till crying) and do things with/to her ass (temperature, fingers, dick, enemas) for about 3 weeks.

>>682955436

made me kek while drinking

>>682954669
used to fuck my neighbors wife in the ass every week while he was golfing, if the weather was bad and he stayed home on a Saturday morning , she used to call round and take off her panties which she had just masturbated in and leave them with me. I would jerk off while sucking them and then jizz in the gusset , then I would give her the panties back and she would stand at the kitchen wondow sucking my jizz from them to tease me.
Pretty weird really and some would say creepy.

>>682958888
A new form of embalming from our friends in the east

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>>682957055
RIP Haruka

>>682958097
Greentext?

>>682954669

grabbed a girls boobs (over her shirt) while dancing at a nightclub, she got mad, i guess technically that's sexual assault but nothing ever came of it

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After a 1 n half year of relationship, got bored from normal love sex.
Got this idea.
Plan the shit up and broke with my gf and let my frn takeover.
After some months make my frn to record her when he is hate/brutal type fucking her.
Fap on video for some weeks.
Decide to blackmail for free perverted games.
Now we all fuck her they way we want.
Sorry for bad English.
Pic related.

Filmed women in public. Felt sad watching it at home.

>Was walking down a street one Friday night at 4am.
>Came across a drunk passed out chick at a doorway.
>Try to check up on her see if she is ok, she is just mumbling shit and completely out of it. >Complains to me through mumbling that she is going to throw up so I take her to the curb, so she can throw up in the drain.
>She doesn't throw up but is still completely fucked and would not respond to me trying to get her name/address/any info so I can help her.
>Sit next to her for about 20 or so minutes generally feeling up her tits and ass and generally molesting her.
>Find out she is 18 while I am at it when she has a brief moment of clarity.
>Feel her up some more for a bit.
>Call her an ambulance because I am a good guy.
>feel her up some more while waiting for the ambulance.
>Ambulance arrives and I go home.
>Still fap to the thought of that night to this very day.

>>682959187
Her name was Tracy Dicut, and she was fresh as hell. Some lung disease.

>They put a little bit of me into the ground with her if you know what I mean

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>>682959423

>>682959102
This is my kind of fetish...

>>682955283
Too far anon, too far.

>>682959516
Were you not wearing a hair net, anon?

>>682957272

you shouldn't say "shit was cash" it's really low brow

>>682955906
Your lying bitch

Was high on coke and shouted at my gf for not giving me a blowjob and said she's a useless girlfriend and I'm just gonna cheat on her instead.

She gave me a blowjob while crying.

>>682959622
No, I want supposed to be there that late. I was half scrubs, half civ clothes.

>>682954669
About two years ago, the week before I turned 30, I was hell bent on having the most depraved, hedonistic, and dark week I could possibly have before I was to kill myself.
I used all my savings and bought stimulants, hallucinogens, opiates and benzodiazepines for about 5k and spent another 2k on alcohol.
I usually started the day with some heroin, amphetamines and ketamine and then go to a bar chosen at random in the quest for finding someone fucked up enough to fuck and this ritual was to become something I did every morning that week.
On what I think was a tuesday I did my usual routine. Shower, shave, deodorize, brush my teeth, make a disgustingly bitter tea out of peyote and drink it, do a shot of vodka and ketamine, wait until both substances peak and then shoot a mix of amphetamine and heroin right into a vein that had not yet collapsed, and when the initial rush had gone I drank half a pint of vodka.
I then prepared some more amphetamine, heroin and some LSD and put it in a small bag so I could take it with me. Then I was ready to hit the town.
On the first three bars nothing unusual happened, I got thrown out because I was either too intoxicated or too obnoxious. I reached the fourth bar at around 11pm and I met this short and slender man. He gave off an obvious gay vibe long before I heard him speak, which was in the most feminine way imaginable.
Anyway, I somehow ended up at his place where I shared some of the drugs I had with me.
The rest is real foggy but I remember I had sex with the guy, even though I can't remember any details. The next morning I must have made my way home because the next thing I remember I was woken up by cops and a social worker.
I was escorted to a mental hospital and on arrival they asked me to empty my pockets from anything I could harm myself with. When I took out my knife I noticed it was covered with blood. They didn't say anything about it and later I examined my body for cuts but I had none. cont.

>>682959808
that sounds really hot
did you enjoy it ?

>>682959850
I must have used the knife on the guy from the bar. I have no idea if I had seriously harmed him but I've not seen anything in the papers about anything that might look related so I think we might have used it during the "love-making".

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I've been having sex with animals for over 20 years.

>>682956466
That protein and zinc tho

>>682959936
and i bet by the time you came her panties were soaked through

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>>682954669

Fisted two girls, one hot, one not at the same time, then pissed all over both of them. Then I fucked both their assholes and made them suck my dirty cock clean. This was after I convinced each of them to eat a ten-strip of acid. They loved every moment of it.

I wish I was kidding.

>>682954669
Fucked my girl friend in the ass, then 20 minutes later fucked her sisters pussy

Xmas 2014 never forget

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>>682960169
very healthy and needed for little girls development.

>>682958839
I have an autoclave. Just get non porous nails and disinfect them.

got a blowjob from my gf's roommate, which isn't really depraved but i feel bad about it, but worst part is knowing i might do it again

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>>682960246
Dog cum tastes like hot chicken broth. It's fucking delicious.

Horse pussy tastes and smells a thousand times better than a human's.

You know, in case you were curious.

>>682960259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-BM_WpNpa8

>>682959936
>>682960175
She didn't enjoy doing it at all, she didn't even want to look at me by the end of me and then cried herself to sleep.

We're not together anymore but do have a son together, I feel incredibly guilty for how I was.

At the time yeah I did enjoy it though, in some weird perverse way.

Actually happened another time about 12 months after that, I was high on coke again and did the same thing knowing I could just pester her into doing it, she was crying throughout and didn't speak to me for a day or so after.

>>682954669
Once my wife and I were having sex and she wasn't looking and I turned the light on. Shit was cash.

>>682960268
> Because anything can happen in the world of imagination.

Went ATM on some chick in some bar's toilet. Got shit on my dick. She said it didn't "taste good".

>>682956586
Why would you make this post? What have you contributed to the general thread by doing so?

I still kinda feel bad for this even though it was hot as hell and happened a few years back, but here goes.

>Be me in my 30's, in a long term relationship with my then 22yo ex gf.
>Living together with my gf and her mother and younger brother rents a couple of rooms from us.
>gf has a 7/10 friend that used to move in with us whenever her and her bf had a fight(usually because she was cheating on him)
>Develop a pretty close relationship with the friend
>The three of us hang out all the time
>After an alcohol and drug fueled night all three of us fall asleep in the same bed
> I sleep in the middle with my gf and her friend on either sides
>Wake up from someone scratching my back
>In my haze I turn around and realizes it's the friend that's touching me
>Whatthefuckisgoingon.jpg
>Not sure if this is real or if the alcohol, subutex and MDMA is fucking with my head
>She moves her hand to my dick starting to jack me off slowly so that my gf wouldn't notice any movement
>I start returning the favor
>after a good half hour we both come and go back to sleep

About a month later

>gf is going on a week long business trip
>Being bored af and wanting to drink with someone I call gf's friend to go out for some beer
>This is not unusual and we have hung out alone together with gf's knowledge before when she was too tired to go out
>We go to a shitty bar and get fucked up
>Almost too drunk to walk but friend is not as drunk
>Friend tells me I should get to bed and that she will help me get home
>Next thing I remember is waking up in a cab coughing and sneezing like a lunatic
>Notice that friend is holding a big fucking line of speed on a pocket mirror right under my nose
>I manage to stop coughing and snort the rest of the line of speed
>She proceeds to jump on top of me and starts making out like she's posessed

>>682960666
Those satanic trips are incredibly apt....

>>682960916
>This goes on for 10 minutes or so before the cab stops and I realize were not at my place but instead at the friends place
>I'm asking why she didn't tell the driver to go to my house
>She says she didn't want us to wake my gf's mother and brother
>She lives alone and I start realize what it is she wants to do
>We get inside and she instantly rips my clothes off
>I'm already diamonds and starts ripping her clothes off and notice that she has no underwear under her pantyhose
>I leave her pantyhose on and forcefully half drag her to bed
>I press my dick in her mouth and she eagerly sucks it
>After a short while I turn her on her knees with her ass towards me
>I feel like a fucking animal and rip her pantyhose so that I can fuck her through them
>Alwayswantedtodothat.wmv
>I thrust my cock in to her pussy
>She instantly moans to me to fuck her asshole instead
>I oblige and forcefully and brutally press my cock against her ass until i'm balls deep
>Fuck her furiously and she doesn't seem to get enough
>I fuck her ass in different positions for a good 20 minutes and end with covering her cute begging face with cum
>We both do some more speed, drink some more, hang out and fall asleep several hours later

A couple of weeks later

>Since the last experience we started texting a lot about trying to hook up again
>We decide on a date and I tell my gf that I need to stay the night at my mothers
>I met up with the friend and we get a hotel room just one block away from mine and my gf's apartment
>As soon as the door to the hotel room closes we instantly start to fuck
>My phone starts vibrating, it' my gf
>I answer the phone and try real hard not give up the fact that i'm getting the best fucking blow job of my life
>Cum in friends throat in the most amazing orgasm while still talking to my gf
>After a while we hang up the phone and a wave of anxiety and guilt washes over me

>>682954669
Haven't really done anything creepy, only semi-depraved thing I did was fuck my second cousins when I was a teenager

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Tied up the one in the left whilst she was hooked up to a vibrator and then left and went about my day. Came back about 5 hours later and she was a sopping mess, her juices having made a puddle in the chair and floor.

Trying to get with the one in the right atm, as I've heard she's a great fuck.

>>682960986
>Feeling down and we both decide to smoke some weed and do some oxy
>Fucking on and off the entire night and the next morning I walk the short distance home

About two months later

>The friend and I continue to text and plan out our next meeting
>Working a lot at the time and other circumstances makes it hard to sneak out
>The friend moves in for a few days after the 86'th break up with her bf
>One night we decide to go out for some drinks
>We all get a little tipsy and decide to go back home to watch a movie
>Movie is kinda shit and gf passes out at some point
>The friend and I sees our chance and even though it's kinda risky we go to a room used as an office with a door that locks
>I pull her pants and panties down and take out my dick
>Fuck her hard from behind, both of us standing
>No more than 20 seconds in, the door swings open and my gf's mother storms in
>She had been awake and heard the noises of intense fucking
>She starts screaming at us and even starts swinging at the friend, hitting her a couple of times in the face
>mfw I just back off and watch it happen
>I was in chock and couldn't say a fucking word, besides what could I have said to make anything better
>gf and her younger brother hears the screams and run up to us
>I don't remember what any of them said to me and the friend, in a state of deep chock
>Just remember the mother physically throwing out the friend from the apartment
>The rest of the night is just a haze

Eventually she forgave me and even later she forgave the friend. We broke up 3 years later. To this day she hasn’t got the full story, as far as she knows the time me and her friend got caught was the only time we fucked.

>>682955594

Literally did the same thing. Stole a couple pairs of them too and jerked off to them for weeks.

I wanked in my moms coffee and jerked off to her in the shower

Recording myself fucking an escort while my wife was at the hospital with our sick kids to get treatment.

Got super horny alone in the house when I was 15, found my mother's dildo and fucked my ass with it

>>682957055

wtf i'm like a block from there

>>682959808
lol

When I was in high school had a friend with a decently hot sister. i would sneak in after everyone was asleep and fondle her.

One night she fell asleep in her panties with no blanket, so I went for rubbing her puss. She got wet as fuck and I said fuck it, I'm jerking off. Finished in her mouth. It's a miracle I didn't get caught. Speaking of which, she woke up one time and saw me leaving the room. I'm sure she knew, but never said anything, although my friend asked about it years later.

>>682960573
Share some adventures pls.

>>682960796

Believe what you want, I don't care.

> mfw my life is so awesome other people think it's fantasy

>>682957028
who is dat boi in the picture?

>>682961365
I ate my dogs weiner juice
I went to the stables afterwards and did a similar thing to a mare.

>>682961481
Details nigga

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>>682959445
Did you give her any eggs?

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>>682958839
With a hammer, you dolt

>>682961599
I had just finished my hot chicken broth.
It was a recipe i got from a cook book.
I made love to my dog.
I trekked to the stables
I smelled the horse

>>682959445
This is my dream

>>682955951
this didn't happen... but i can picture it in my mind
>and masturbate to it

>>682961365
Broke into a stable at 4:00 am and fucked a racehorse. Masturbated her to orgasm.

Answered a personals ad on Beastforum - a guy wanted to watch his three German shepherds fuck a hot guy while he filmed it. He was rich. Rich people party pretty hard. Lots of drugs and alcohol involved. The three sheps were brothers; whenever I'd suck one off, the other two would fight to come lick the cum out of my mouth. I didn't realize how much stamina a dog has...I can't cum 10 times in one night.

When i was young about 10-14y I was at my friends house whom has a really hot mom. She was not home at this time so me and my friend played some kind of hide and seek. So i went to his mothers room and stole some panties from her (gold, pink and black ones) i put it in my pockets and then went back like nothing happened. Went home and sniffed them and came onto it.

I jerked off to my grandma's pictures

>>682954669
Jacked off in an outhouse midsummer at 9ishpm

Well, I've posted this before in the secrets thread, but it probably one of the most depraved/nastiest things I've ever done:

Roofied my wife shortly after we got to a club we frequented. Club hadn't filled up so we were in an upstairs area. It kicked in right as the college crowd was coming in. I sat her down on a couch, pulled her panties down and her mini-skirt up and spread her knees apart, unbuttoned her blouse and unsnapped her bra and pushed it aside. Got a whole bunch of shots, downed a few and poured out a few and left them near her. Then sat down at table just far enough away that I could watch what happened to her. Several guys took turns on her throughout the night, even a few girls. Took her home, and shoved every phallic shaped thing we had in the apartment in both her holes. Left our curtain open so anyone could look in and see her lying on our living floor filled with utensils.

Still fap when I think about it.

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>>682962063

In first year of uni, had a girlfriend who lived in the flat next to mine. Shit started to go sour but we kept it up for the sake of not making shit awkward among all our mutual friends.

I asked her if she could leave her key to the flat whilst she went out for the day so I could go round and borrow her ipad to watch dr who on, and decided to get one over on her and her flatmates who'd started to dislike me.

I ended up finding out all her flatmates (girls) rooms were unlocked and in the end decided to take the ugg boots out of one of them and cum in it (got a foot fetish, deal with it) and then also cum in the underwear of one of her other flatmates, who ended up breaking up with her boyfriend because he found out when he went to do washing with her and she couldn't explain it.

Put on my cousin's panties and jacked off in them.

>>682962188
Holy shit that's hot. Were you not worried about Someone giving her an STD?

>>682961332
why would your friend have asked about it if he didn't know

>>682956438
Please share how you word the ads

>>682961979
Lots of dog spunk then.

I used to fool around with a couple mares my parents had.

Never felt a more velvety vulva in my entire life, smelled surprisingly good too like you said.

Did she piss after? Every time I made one of them orgasm they walked off to take the hugest fucking piss, sometimes before I was even done fooling around with them. A couple times they even farted, hah.

>>682962353

jesus you limeys

>uni
>flatmate
>doctor who
>whilst
>go round
>do washing

it's like horatio nelson literally wrote this

>>682962487
Wanted: Newwds

>>682961221
You deserve to die

>>682957055
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sabine+St,+Austin,+TX+78701/@30.2732222,-97.7340421,17z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x8644b5a43fdf79c1:0x4c15b6f380145e46!8m2!3d30.2708594!4d-97.734364

I used to drive a cab in Austin.

>>682962456
Obviously wasn't gonna pry too deep when he asked about it but apparently she said she saw me in her room one night. Chalked it up to being a dream and he never brought it up again

>>682961481
Congratulations, you now have aids

>>682959417
more?

>>682961253
lol

Once I enjoyed consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>682962714
And the sweet velvety vulva.

>>682962188
lol. I was in one the threads that you posted about this before. good times

>>682962540
I'd get mad but tbh reading what I posted I realise just how English I sound. ah well, left out the fac that I came back to my flat and had tea and crumpets with the queen, so..

Nice ref to Nelson though

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>>682962815
You fucking animal.

Fapped to my my aunt one time. Felt really terrible after like real bad. Would do it again dough.

>>682962188
i keep hoping you'll get around to doing that again, and give us pics

>>682954669

I have intentionally infected at least 13 people with HIV

I take my neighbors underwear whenever I go take take care of her dog. She is really hot and doesnt suspect a thing.

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>>682962981
That's a very niggerish/Charlie Sheen thing for you to do.

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>>682962815
U fuken wot m8?

>>682954669
I pissed on a girl and watched her get her pussy licked by her dog, she enjoyed it. The pissing part was my idea the dog part was hers

>>682962505
I know you're telling the truth 100%.

Indeed, "velvety" is what I'd call it! I like how the lips are a bit more firm; it's like velvety leather. I guess the taste would be something like tea, fresh earth and something that reminded me of freshly-cut lawn. So mild, though; almost didn't taste like anything.

I've had them fart, but never go piss afterward, but I know that happens alot. Weird that they've never done it for me. I love how hard a mare can cum; the ground shakes and I've had a few make some sort of demonic rumbling sound.

I have to wonder if a mare would ever cum in their entire life if I didn't masturbate them...and that's depressing. Creatures need to cum. It's the best thing ever.

spat in a chick's mouth as i was fucking her. held her head in place until she swallowed, by this point ready to punch me. immediately do it again, and again and again until i cum inside her and she practically throws up.

When I was nine I always snuck glances at my younger cousin (four) and touched her a few times. She didn't really care but I still feel bad about it.

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>>682959367
sure, I'll give it a shot

>be me
>sexually confused 18 yo skinny white fag since introverted with no friends
>turned on by older guys
>download growlr
>start chatting with this 54 yo beefy muscled white guy named mike, a self described "dominant verbal daddy" type
>tells me to come over Friday night
>a couple hours before we meet, I send a message to confirm we're still on
>he tells me he has 2 male friends over and asks if I'm cool with them joining
>sends me a pic of them: both beefy, one's white and one's latino
>tells me they're tops
>agree, very turned on now
>arrive at mike's place
>as soon as door is closed, orders me to strip
>I obey
>mike starts by kissing me and feeling my body all over while mike's friends undress, his tongue overpowering mine and beard rubbing against my shaved face
>switch to kissing mike's white friend while mike undresses and latin friend feels my body from behind, rubbing his fingers up and down my hole, and the I switch to kissing latin friend for a bit
>switch back to mike
>he gets me on my knees
>start sucking mike's cock
>it's a very thick, 9 inches
>his friends jack off close to my face while I suck mike's cock, occasionally rubbing their cocks on my face, their warm pre-cum leaking on to me
>switch to latin friend's cock, it's just as thick but a bit shorter
>doesnt take long before he places his hands on the back of my head and fucks my throat
>my dick is diamonds
>after a few minutes, switch to white friend
>his dick is skinnier than the other two but just as long as mike's, with a weirdly big cockhead
>a lot of pre-cum and likes taking it out to rub it on my face
>alternate between the three a few times, sucking their cocks in the ways they each like getting sucked
>after about a half an hour of this, mike goes and grabs an exercise bench and pulls it into the middle of the room
>tells me to lie on my back on it
>I obey

cont? (this isn't prewritten)

>>682963292
you should.

I was fucking this divorced mom for a few months, and once I noticed her son peeking in on us and didn't tell her. She was riding me, had her back ot the door. So without making it obvious that i knew he was watching, I spread and fingered her ass, slapped her ass, had her talk dirty to me while she was rubbing herself. I hope he got a good education.

>>682962426
A little. The club brought in younger upper tier college types, so I knew most of the people there would be fairly clean.

>>682962877
Yeah, I love that some people find it hot.

>>682962949
The rohyp that I have is the same stuff I used back then. I don't think it's any good anymore. I'm worried I might get the dosage wrong. I need something else, either newer rohyp or some other drug.

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>>682963077

I'm gonna die cause some bitch didn't think it was worth telling me she had it, why not take some cunts with me. I don't infect everyone though, if they dont piss me off before we get down to business I rubber up. Gotta admit, its such a power trip to know I'm basically giving someone a death sentence while I'm fucking them, always cum muuuch quicker cause of that thought.

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>>682954669
Had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

I took off all my clothes and fapped in front of a mirror.

>>682962505
>>682963191

WELL THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY RIGHT FRIENDS HAHAHAHA AM I RIGHT OR WHAT

GET IT

ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY


HAHAHA

THAT'S WHAT WE SAY WHEN WE READ SOMETHING DISTASTEFUL

OH MAN WHAT A KNEESLAPPER

>murder yourself you disgusting nigger

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Put dust all over mah dick, and wanked it to Marge Simpson yo.

>>682963492
You sick fuck.

>>682959776
Not lying, jizzed on her toothbrush too.

>>682963553
I will have sex with animals for the rest of my life.

>>682956481
100%

>>682962981
If there was a God, you're doing it's work, faggot. Don't stop.

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>>682963608
I have done similar.

Pic related

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>>682954669

I went pussy to mouth and came in my girlfriend mouth.

This would be pretty vanilla for most people, except it was in HS in an empty classroom. And it happened several times.

>>682954669
And she was a he

And he was the janitor.

>>682957981
How was that?

>>682959089
How?

>>682963803
No it didn't. They don't let old neckbeard pedo fags in highschools although I wish they did.

>>682963803
So what you're saying is that you had sex in a classroom?

That's crazy m80!

>>682956438
Please share the words you use

> was living with housemates
> used to call phone sex lines
> had this one bbw milf that i liked
> really dirty, got me off
> when no one else was around would go into female roomies room
> go through her underwear while talking to the fat milf and describing what i was doing
> massivehardon.gif
> had the milf countdown from 10
> 3, 2, 1
> huge load in the cup of roomies bra
> did this several times

>>682964052
He be saying he wish he did, m90

>>682960392
Does it matter where the nails go in? What does it look like when they come out?

>>682963803
You regular sex in an empty classroom...

It's not wild nor is it degenerate. Quite the opposite, I think a large portion of the population have done that, me including.

I've fucked a few hookers in my girlfriend's bed. Not the weirdest thing I've done, but it would break her heart if she found out.

>>682964234
Looks like i just nailed you to a board with some non-porous nails, m50.

I spied on my older brother for a few years, nudity, jerking off, and even sex. My parents didn't give me the puberty talk so his dick was pretty interesting. I 'casually' showed him my dick (pretending it was accidental) too. Pretty cringy when I remember it.

>>682964215
That's awesome, I'm gonna do that with sister in law's bra

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>>682964038
I was the same age as her.

>>682964052
Yes.

Well it wasn't high school. Here we start "college" a little sooner than in the US. But we were both High school aged.

I still ignore what this girl saw in me.

I stuck my dick in my key chain

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>>682963803

You absolute madman

>>682964230
No I believe he did it. What I can't believe is that he thought it was wild enough to post.

I used to babysit this 13 year old girl a couple years ago. We became really close. I was supposed to sleep at her place because her parents were on some kind of cruize or something. We ended up fucking in the couch. I regretted it immedeatly afterwards and quit my job 2 days later. Still can't believe how fucking retarded i was

>>682961643
Jesuits Christ fucking hell why mate????

Also the obligatory
>never change /b/

shitt

>>682954669
fucked my ex while she was 5-6 months pregnant from her new bf

>>682964522
So that's life...

>>682962188
are you still married?

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>>682959850

Smelled my aunts dirty panties to get off

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>>682963491

How have you not been caught?

>>682964417
What you seem to be missing is the sarcasm in my post. Haven't most people had sex at highschool age in an empty classroom?

>>682963943
honestly, pretty great, and i was happy for her when she finally got clean but i miss fucking her

also the look in her eyes when we'd be doing it gave me a pretty massive fetish for women who are ashamed/forced

>>682963191
Horse dicks only last 10 seconds, I don't think that's nearly enough pleasure for a mare to cum.

That being said, freshly washed/slightly musky mare pussy is delightful -- teasing their donut-asshole as you drag your tongue around their plump and juicy folds.

I've had one cumming so hard she couldn't help but shake and stamp her hoof on the ground, she always loved me after that.

>>682963553
Don't shame us, it's 2016 you guys! John Olliver said so and I'm sure that yuck-mouthed cunt fucks horses on the reg too.

>>682964717

IDK, lax testing or girls just not thinking it was me I guess? I honestly expect to any day now, I dont really care either way, if I don't go full blown and die by the end of the year I'll just an hero tbh.

>>682964395
that was a while back before webcamming was something that you could do with any phone or computer. now i'd probably do that. hmm, could do this with my gfs underwear. might be hot.

also if you've never edged and then had someone count you down to the finale, highly recommended. those orgasms are intense as hell.

>>682963491
Does it change anything when I tell you that having unprotected sex with someone carrying the HIV virus is far from a guarantee for catching the virus?
A couple of decades back there was an HIV positive man running around, hell bent on giving as many people HIV as possible. He had sex with 37 women. Only 3 of them got HIV.

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>>682960573
You're a fucking weirdo, man.

I once let a dog fuck me in the ass. I loved it, I also sucked I dog cock amd loved that too. Can't wait to be able to do it again.

>>682964768
>the look in her eyes
I know that one. I got involved with a heroin addict. Bad idea, but felt great at the time.

>>682964717
Read >>682965128

>>682965128
Plus, HIV drugs have advanced greatly since the 80s. While expensive, it's hardly a "death sentence."

>>682955357
fbi get on the ground now

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>>682965151
This is a picture of us.

>>682963353
Go on.

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Eaten my own cum.
Dog licked my ass while I jerked off.
Masturbated in public.
Shot cum on a preteen girls jacket in a movie theatre.
Masturbated in the middle if class in Jr. High and High school multiple times.
Jerked off under a blanket while in the same room as mom.
Jerked off on csm for 14 year old multiple times.
Had phone sex with same girl dozens of times
Got head from same girl.
Guess that's about it

>>682954669
licked my friend's asshole while she was drunk and asleep. Have pictures

>>682965169
i'm not even sure i'd call it a bad idea, like i love my girlfriend but i know she'll never let me do the sort of things my sister would, my gf doesn't even like anal...at least this way i got to experience some awesome stuff i probably wouldn't have otherwise

>>682965252
Exactly. If you're unlucky enough to actually contract the virus, the treatment makes sure your life expectancy is about the same as everyone else.

>>682965128

Not particularly, I mean the number is a guesstimate. Anal sex shores up the transmission chance as well I'm sure, either way, the fact there is even a chance gets me pretty much diamonds champ

I'm fucking a paraplegic and she's Jewish. I was just curious how the pussy is, it's pretty good. The blowjobs are epic!!

>>682965420
Do share

Creeped on mid teenage cousins and her friends changing when i was like 10

Felt up same cousin when she was sleeping around the same time

Felt up another cousin while she was sleeping when i was around 13 and she was 15

Ended up fucking her twice after she came on to me

>>682965252
>>682965204

You guys are major buzzkills you know? Why try and take this way from me? And of course I'm aware its easier to live with these days, I fucking have it.

I was doing my laundry at my apartment complex, my sexy ass latina neighbor was there. I waited for her to throw her stuff in the dryer and leave, I stole this lacy little thong. I wrap it around my cock and jerk off at least once a day with it.

>>682954904
I like how the sentence says "attempted" please share te story anon

> posted on cl casual
> 'want a massage, hit me up'
> chick responds, i bail from work early and get there asap
> i walk into her apartment
> jewish chick, cute, a little chubby, nice big cans
> both are a bit nervous
> she asks about the massage, i lean in and kiss her
> no joke, within 5 minutes she's eating my ass and stroking my cock
> fucked into the wee hours in every room in her place

ok, not depraved exactly, but was good times

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>>682957055
Found it, now storytime.

>>682963353
du it m8

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>>682963491
>HIV
>death sentence

>>682965608
Because I don't give a shit what your circumstances are or how you caught it or how justified you feel in spreading it--you're a dirtbag and don't deserve the joy.

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>>682965779
Hey, I live in Austin!

>>682954669
made a friend of mine jack me off on a playground...her boyfriend and our entire circle of friends know...

>>682956658
I got some news for you.

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>>682957831
Lucky cunt

Made an online Slave of mine film herself pouring her own piss on her body and face with her tounge out. It's fucking great.