Waifu Claiming thread
>Cold Shower edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>This is not a porn thread.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
Claiming best girlie!
>>682733729
I'm fine, work was quite tiring though. How about you?
>image limit hit quicker than i thought
>>682733396
5'7, somewhere between 135-140. Been feeling kinda chub lately, which motivated me to start going to the gym again.
>>682733465
bruh Tats is more lax, cmon
>>682733527
._.
>>682733735
I'm /trying/ to get back in the shape I was when I did track.
Claiming
>insult dio
Fuck dio
Miho claimed
Im going to bed now night everyone.
still here
and
>>682733918
spike i dont want to talk about it
claiming a bitch ass nigga
Best maged claimed~
>>682733926
>kek, those counters and holds sure are something.
And absolutely scary for a normal boxer such as I
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, shark beards eminent
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked to keep track of it and am around to keep track of it.
Hugs: 11
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 65
Dio mustaches things: 5
Rattles: 14
Burger: 2
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 3
>>682733918
>$20 - $30
Ah, man, assuming I want to continue the good time I'm already having, I'd have to save up for a bit.
>insult Dio
He's not even a real Vampire.
>>682734218
goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>682734218
Goodnight beautiful! <3
>>682733465
Im down with most drinks tbh
>>682733487
I got it! I'll check it out right now
>>682733497
Goodnight elfy! sleep well :)
>>682733666
Satanic trips, nice, and yeah they are haha
>>682733673
Well theres always next time, nothing happened with me today haha, just the usual school and home
>>682733735
Fuck, I actually forgot to post to post smug, please accept this humble apology
>>682733926
Well hey, as long as your having fun right? how was your day today?
>>682733968
I will, Im getting ready for the inevitable death
also claiming
>>682733879
Best girl claimed!
>>682733735
ah well i dont wanna smug on her toes
>>682733765
>kinko
Man i really gotta stop shitposting while shitfaced. wtf did i do last night lol.
>>682734043
that sucks. i worked today by getting shitfaced and smoothtalking rich oldfolks
>the life of a musician
>>682734379
mfw you better be counting eyepatches
>>682734379
>Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 3
Kek
>Megumin
Chelsea claimed
>>682734066
Cmon baby
>>682734522
Your not supposed to know about tag
>>682734651
>cmon baby
>pic
>>682734066
It's her voice, the catgirl thing, the raw power and attitude. I love a woman that can kick my ass.
Plus she turns into a giant cat and that would be fun as fuck to play with.
>>682734266
>DisappointedHercules.gif
>>682734332
Nice waifu
>>682734386
It's not always about getting smashed. I just enjoy calming down. I rarely get drunk.
A beer or two or half or three helps me relax, and I need a lot of relaxing.
For parties? Fuck... I'll drink $100+ worth of booze and alcohol, and game on through sunrise until I pass out in the afternoon.
>>682734522
After I catch the buzz, anything does it. I gotta start with nice stuff, first.
Fuck you, Dio
Milinda claim
>Last claim tonight
Im off to bed everyone. Have a great night/day.
>>682734599
We talked about how we liked when chicks walk or maneuver their hair lol
the time of day shifted and a new crowd rose. interesting.
Anyways i'm off. Goodnight beautiful thread.
>>682734866
Have a goodnight~
>Megumin
>>682734866
Joe Dirt is on, but I think it's a sequel?
>>682734599
Nah i'm only counting things that i'll quick and easy notice while i'm skimming and that aren't too nebulous in their description.
Like i'm not counting lurker pictures either, nor lewds. I will be adding more categories as things come up, but i started earlier today and today has been fairly well behaved.
>>682734602
Thought i'd be fun. You two seem to bounce that around a lot some times, though your ship seems to be taking on a little water today?
Either way, <3
>>682734087
Saved my ass so many times.
>>682734218
>>682734866
>>682734952
Sleep tight you three
>>682734335
One well placed punched is all you need though. If you can get that close.
>>682734522
True that. Uneventful as always but I like it that way. How about you?
>Best idol claimed
>>682733879
Funny. Just got out of a hot one.
Skelly, claiming Rory.
Still here
>>682734599
kek, i'll never be able to get a job where i can get drunk and not get called a dumbass for it.
>>682735024
Hey Kazuki, feeling any better?
That question sounds dumb even to me, considering.
>>682735141
kys <3
>Shizuru
>you know it
waifu cruz claimed
>>682734651
How not? It's clear she gon die
>>682734774
True, I would be down to start out with some ciders and stuff, then finish myself off with the usual rum
>>682734866
Nice dubs soldier, rest well! :)
>>682734651
>>682734759
>>682734759
>>682734759
>>682734759
>>682735079
A good heavy punch to the jawline or in the liver usually does the trick
>You'll probably break my arm before that tho
>>682735010
>though your ship seems to be taking on a little water today
Yeah it has, hopefully the water got drained out~
>zzzz
>>682734774
have this
>>682734522
thats ok
>>682734908
HOLY FUCK YES I REMEMBER! Is aqua around? she has got the best walk gif.
>i'm in close second
>>682735010
*hugs*
>>682735172
i got a commision at the party too! shit is so tight!
>>682734952
Goodnight cutie, sleep well :)
>>682735079
I like uneventful days too! Mine was pretty boring too, besides my moms birthday (which I didn't even know it was)
Off to bed y'all! See ya tomorrow!
>>682734759
You get over here too
>>682735311
No just fucking watch
>>682735341
Cmon let me be the judge
>>682735217
Mildura bro. What up.
>>682735024
>the claw is a lie and I ha e proof
>>682735311
Slow start. Last time I got blackout I downed a half bottle of bourbon in 30 mins.
>FYI - I weigh under 60 kilos
>>682735622
See ya~
>>682734952
Have a good night~
>Megumin
>>682735141
Where's my fucking Kys?
>>682735494
thanks, I think? I don't save other peoples pics tho unless I'm going to shop it.
This Joe Dirt movie is kinda bad...
>>682735494
>that pic implying tomoko isn't a hot grill
and do you want to be a paramedic?
>>682735533
I dunno but I wan't her walk gifs, that sort of non sexual shit drives me wild
>>682735467
Best of luck. Happy explosions.
>>682735533
>Hugs
Gotta get them counters up :)
>>682735175
Im not ready
>>682735141
Pick up the phone
>>682735622
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682735718
I am dood!
>>682735773
Heres another smug, and 60 kilos? I'm trying to get down to 90 kilos haha
i'm gonna go for a short bit. gotta get some groceries before the stores shut.
>>682736019
Thanks beard lady
>Megumin
>>682735933
>walkin over to check them dubz
but for real i understand. non sexual stuff is fuckin sexy
>wtf did i just say
>>682736019
gotta help out the OEWW
>>682735854
Are you talking about the second Joe Dirt?
>koko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioJizJ93DdQ
>>682735141
Yo.
>>682736431
Yes... I thought it was the first I didnt know
I swear I didnt know
>>682735467
Yeah that'd mess someone's day up
>Not actually a black belt, that was just banter.
Friend is though, he'd kick my ass.
>>682735622
Sleep tight.
>>682735608
They're just the best kind of days. Ooh was she mad?
>>682735854
thats alright
>>682735933
nah paramedic sounds like it would suck
>>682736518
>>Not actually a black belt, that was just banter.
I trusted you...
>>682736385
>wtf did I just say
You just said some truth my friend, what were you sippin on last night?
>>682736508
The first is one of my dads favorite movies lol I kinda watched the second but not really, last I saw of it was when he got kicked out of that bar for saying "lets help people" or something
>>682736518
That they are haha, and nah she wasn't mad, I live at home so I just kinda go with what everyone else is doing and she's not the type to get mad. Although I will get her the new star wars on dvd as kind of a presant
>>682736237
Yeah. Ive been trying to put on weight for years.
>>682735533
Heres the only walking gif I could find.
>>682736491
Sup Tats
>>682736385
So much authority in that walk.
>>682736783
I see, then why do you go on the ride alongs?
>koko
Sorry I'm late guys, I just compiled this for hand-kun, Koko and anyone who might have missed my breakdown and were curious. Now really funny or feel but I think it's a nice insight into the general mentality of /waifu/
>Akiko
>>682736927
Same thing i'm drinkin now!
>Fuzzy navel
at least thats what i think it is XD
i recall hair movement?
>>682736979
woooo! thats a pretty authoritative walk you got there yourself
>>682737340
Sorry if I missed anyone's reaction
>>682736843
I know, I know I've let you down.
>>682736927
kek way to play it off. That's good though and hey better late than never.
>>682737062
to know that i wouldnt like it
>>682737340
Personal interactions between select others is not group mentality.
>>682737340
I am saving this.
Also I'm glad you're feeling better
>>682737495
too drunk to read all that.
are you okay akiko? you need a hug?
>>682737340
Hey, fuck it, dude. Lets go bowling.
>>682733879
>i dont feel good edition
>>682737618
I wanna make Tomoko make that face
best birdie claimed!
>>682736979
I'd rather be underweight then overweight tbh
>>682737340
Fuck, that quite the emotional shit man, I hope your feeling better
>>682737380
A fuzzy navel! I dig, and yeah hair movement was one of the key parts haha
>>682734379
does that mean nothing has happend in the last like 5 hours?
>hugs
sachi claim
>>682738095
fuckin look how pretty my hair is
>>682737623
>>682737922
And a sample of cheese doesn't represent the whole wheel. Of course I can't show how every single person on here would react but as I said I think it's a good insight
>>682737656
Glad you like it, your support was appreciated
>>682737699
I'll post it again when you're sober
I'm okay now, thanks
>>682737758
I-I'd like that
>>682738095
I'll live. I live with this shit all day everyday and I'm still around
>>682737584
It's alright~ I got a good conversation out of it
Goodnight /waifu/ I ove y'all <3
>remember kids, if you want to reapir something: just blow it up and get another one!
>>682738270
We're one big dumb family here, family means nobody gets left behind.
>>682738270
You wanna know how I would react?
>>682733879
Made this today.
>>682738270
well i heart you so dont be sad! if you ever need to talk shoot me a line on telegram!
>QueenAsuka
>>682738202
More or less, yeah. It's not been slow, but people aren't doing the kind of things i want to count. Oh well.
Granted i did play a little overwatch and was just skimming the thread during.
>Hugs
How's it going?
>>682738363
>love
mfw I can't even spell it right
>>682738491
Good night Magumin,
>Shizuru
>>682737991
oh my
>>682738620
speedin to get dat Tomo ;)
>>682738363
Nini Megumin
>>682737618
That makes sense! haha, but why did you go in the first place?
>>682738267
Sooooo fuckin pretty
>>682738270
Im glad your remaining positive man, if you ever need to to talk im here :)
>>682738363
Goodnight Metamucil! sleep well :)
>>682738413
That's kind of gay and kind of true
>>682738421
Knowing that wouldn't make my day better or worse so go ahead if you fell like telling me
>>682738437
Shit that's pretty good
>>682738461
I'll be fine but thanks for the offer
>>682738491
Night Megu
>>682738437
It took me a second to recognize. I like it.
>>682738911
checkn while flippin
>>682738921
anytime Akiko!
>>682738473
im fine pretty tired now, probably will be going to sleep soon
>rattle
need to keep the balance in check
>>682738363
goodnight
>>682738095
Here, have an announcement pose
And underweight is overrated. I feel so low on energy despite eating all day.
>>682738437
That is pretty good. Lego was always fun.
>>682738267
Fuckin look how cute this pose is
>>682738921
Probably call you an attention whore, and that's because you acted like one.
But we're all attention whores here, so fuck it.
>>682739207
I see i see. Where've you been all day, anywhere interesting?
>Balancing rattle
>>682739239
Put some fucking pantsu on.
>>682737340
Ahhh /waifu/ is a really good place.
Look, I just did the math by checking the original winner.jpg file, and I've been here one week.
One single week. It feels like ages.
I came in here expecting fucking weeaboo garbage. The only reason I clicked [reply] at all was b/c I just finished a manga I enjoyed and decided 'why not?'.
>I mean, I got weeaboo garbage still, but...
I didn't take into account that you're all people at first, and I soon came to realize all of you have a past, and you're all really nice people. You've all grown on me. I'm gonna stick around for awhile, I think. Thanks!
>I even think you're alright, Pinky
>Even if your waifu isn't quite as winning as my own
>>682738750
uh no
>>682738911
well i wasn't sure. now i am
>>682739209
holy fuck thats kawaii
alright what about this?
>>682739540
Make me.
>>682739180
I especially like asuka cus her being german clicked with me, so everything she did was just extra hotness haha
>>682739209
That is a cute pose haha, I wouldn't necessarily want to be either, but If I had to choose between low on energy and being out of breath/sweaty just from short walks I'd choose out of energy heh
>>682733879
sup im horny and want to fuck
>>682739562
Gonna make me get all emotional Shira
>>682739607
you gonna get Papid!
>>682739786
Dont put any pantsu on!
>>682739743
Kawaii as shit stocking pull and hop
>>682739927
You back man?
>>682739562
You pretty much described how I got here as well lol, I thought you just said "claim" and that was it. But people started calling me a cunt cus of my waifu so I started replying
>>682739607
Well now you know haha, so whats the next "ride along" kinda thing for you?
>>682739180
Thanks, I just gotta take it slow for a while, shift my thoughts
>>682739239
Well getting attention to get people to react to your posts is more or less the point so I suppose you're right in a way, but people were also asking for it. Otherwise I wouldn't have told that whole story
>But we're all attention whores here, so fuck it.
word
I like you, you have a no-nonsense mindset
>>682739562
>I came in here expecting fucking weeaboo garbage
How could anyone expect anything less?
I've been around for some time, maybe a month now? I don't remember. I'll stick around for some time as well
>>682739927
Hey Shinoa bro, welcome back
In other news, today I learned 'glowered' is pronounced
gl-au-wered (the au sounds like the exclamation "ow!")
and not
gl-oh-wered
Thank you
>>682739786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8
Calm yo tuckus, or I'll flame your ass.
>>682739797
No.
>>682739933
what does that entail exactly?
>>682740027
im not sure
>>682739791
;)
german girls get mad the best
>>682739989
unf i may have to watch this whats it from?
>>682740085
thats good! 8) you will always have a support network.
>even if we are a bit unconventional
>>682739527
nah just been doing stuff and not checking in here
>balancing hugs
>>682739927
hey
>>682740224
hey claw how are you?
>>682735773
Not much dude.
What about yourself?
>more and more drama
>should rename this to /drama/
>>682740291
come to me and find out ;)
>>682739989
>>682740085
Well... I think I'm not the one you think it is.
I was just looking around, and stop here.
>>682740085
I didn't even mean the story, I meant posting that screencap, so you could bring attention back to yourself.
>>682740401
No. Don't even start.
>>682740444
i agree with these trips
>>682740444
i'll check your trips even if you dont want me to!
>>682740401
i dont think that would be what i want
>>682740570
Get out
>>682739896
>gonna make me get all emotional
It's a feely kinda night for me.
>>682740027
>calling me a cunt cus of my waifu so I started replying
I remember I didn't know what to do so I posted various pictures of my winner waifu with unique filenames into the thread, and violently injecting myself into conversations.
>>682740085
>How could anyone expect anything less?
You know, surprisingly, this is the least horrible community on /b/ I think.
>>682740444
>Guaranteed this is Spike anon
>>682740401
>>>/trash/2667940
>>682740291
Same here, the best I got is chemistry but i don't really know if that's what i wanna do. But I guess it s what I'll do for now haha
>>682740305
Exaaaclty, I wanna get yelled at in german
>>682740393
Sup dawgie!
>rename this to /drama/
Y tho? what drama is going on?
>>682740570
>>682740401
Please stop.
>>682740693
imma get you tomo
>>682740336
And then it was balanced.
>And then it wasn't rattle
>Shizuru
>>682740241
I can't control my shit man.
plus i just whipped the pan so we're good
>>682740769
Good girl.
Take this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3khH9ih2XJg
>>682740881
Leave.
Well boyos it is bedtime, goodnight everybody!
Fucking waifu threads.
That's what you get for bringing avatar fagging on 4chan.
More drama, and people will have a character around their waifu.
>>682741007
Goodnight, person
>>682740794
holy shit i have that fetish
>>682741007
Good night, short stuff.
>Shizuru
>>682740754
Well at least your waifu has alot of cute pics, most of mine aren't the cute type. And yeah, I was wondering where the "winning" thing came from haha
>>682740769
Speak it brudda
>>682740794
yeah true
>>682740881
bro lets take it down a notch and just talk
>>682741072
>be this guy
>go on /b/
>expect diamonds
I have places to go and people to meet.
>>682741072
Avatarfagging has always been here.
>>682741007
Goodnight Aizawa!
It was nice talking to ya!
>>682740964
no you!
>>682741185
talk about how imma get up in those guts?
>for real how are you?
>>682741239
Later Tats
Have a good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxu4Nii8l_Y
>>682741164
>where the "winning" thing came from
It took off and snowballed faster than I could control it and it's just who I am now
>I've created a monster
>One titanic, uncontrollable, winning monster
https://youtu.be/5abruK4N86o
>>682741007
Goodnight Mr. Bond, have a good sleep! :)
>>682741114
Honestly the eyepatch adds to it, I somewhat understand basic german so I'd want them to yell at me sexily. But not in like a super dominatrix kinda way
>>682740424
Yea you're not texan Shinoa but still welcome back
>>682740439
I did that because people came in after and were asking about it but whatever
>>682740754
I whole heartedly agree
Most people who hang around longer than one thread eventually come around, like that Peter Lorre and Vel'koz
That is, if you can even consider it a community. Most threads just end up with people diverging from the main subject and insulting each other trying to be the edgiest motherfucker like it even matters
>>682741007
Night
>>682740336
Im feeling better now
You?
>>682741287
Fuck off and do your ERP elsewhere.
>>682741287
im ok i guess. yourself?
I think next week I'll get some crickets and see if Eric will eat one of them.
>>682741550
bored as fuck. out of porn. life is bad
>>682741465
>like it even matters
It doesn't to me, because I'm 100% secure in the knowledge that I'm the winningest.
But I'd say it's a community. I mean, it does appear to be 24/7 sorta thing, yeah? That, and everyone here is aware of everyone else in the thread.
>>682741072
Cept I aint part of no drama
>>682741185
True, so what are you up too now/
>>682741239
Meet those places and see go to those places man, later! :)
>>682741287
>up in those guts
fuckin gross, although hot haha
>>682741721
Learn to not centralize your life around porn. Drink alcohol.
>>682741682
>Eric
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE HIM
I MEAN I JUST THOUGHT YOU GUYS HAD SIMILAR 3D WAIFUS
BUT YOU'RE THE FOOL GUY FROM EARLIER
>>682741452
Sounds like its only a matter of time until you change waifu...sinner
>>682741453
Heya mang, hows it goin?
>>682741682
I ate crickets once, weren't dat bad
Kotal Kahn.
>>682741798
you want me up in yours hunnie?
>>682741864
already shitfaced. just lookin for fap material
>>682741682
>>682741932
Also curious, if not crickets, what do you regularly feed Eric?
>>682741721
well what do you do for fun besides you know
>>682741798
nothing much
>>682741682
Oh, hello Fool. I should have guessed it was you.
Still existential and stoic?
>>682741733
>checked
I meant most threads other than /waifu/ where you either have the same thing all day everyday or the thread derails into people insulting each others intelligence over arbitrary knowledge. /waifu/ seems like one of those repeating threads but on the inside there's always something else going on. I agree that /waifu is the closest thing to an actual community
>>682741993
baked crickets taste like hazelnuts in my opinion. The shields get stuck between your teeth though, which is annoying as fuck
>>682741469
glad to hear it, im pretty okay
>>682740891
>balancing hug 2.0
>>682733879
H.A.N.A.K.O.unit, reporting for duty.
>>682741993
>change waifu
Winners don't sin, we win.
Besides that, I don't have a runner-up waifu that someone else hasn't already claimed.
>pic related
>>682741993
Yeah, I've had freeze dried crickets before, but my baby boy doesn't seem to like them. He goes for the superworms no problem though.
>>682741932
Yes, I'm me.
>>682742046
Superworms.
>>682742094
I've never been an Existentialist, I'm a philosophical absurdist.
>>682742065
fap, program, piano, anime
in that order oh also
>pic related
>>682742366
>>682742366
>>682742366