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>>682520257
Ready spidy?

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no? DON'T CARE

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lol

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>>682520522
Fuck off already

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>>682520848
NEVAAR

>>682520848
Meh don't bother responding. It's not really an inconvenience to us, but it is to him.

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>>682520848
you first

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>>682521318
this faggot is back

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>>682521484
actually theres two of us now

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This one's pretty good

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Wow this one really speaks to me on a whole nother level. little foal doens't know wat he's in for and teh mommuh is so ignorant of her babby o got I thk tat pic mad me rtard

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>>682522756
dam son

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>>682523799

Let it die, mr. pool

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>>682519059
Defenseless and completely unaware of fluffy on fluffy violence, regardless of the circumstances of his birth. The Unicorn rushing to the aid of the fallen foal smashes into Riddick. Both the Unicorn and Alicorn tumble into a pile.

"Ambew save fwuffy fwum munsta!" a cheer goes out. The golden coated Unicorn stands triumphant over Riddick.

"Ambew swave fwiend and gif wowst owies tu munsta!" the Unicorn stands tall. Riddick begins to stand, only to be kicked over again by an Earth Foal.

"Munsta no move." it delcares triumphantly. Amber leads several others in beating on Riddick who curls into a ball, chirping.

"Hewp! Daddeh swave Riddick! huu huu,.. Pwease no huwties... Widdik wan pway an' new fwiends..." He trails off as his cries turn into sobs. More fluffies join in, pounding Riddick with their hoof pads.

Eventually Riddick loses control, shitting and pissing himself.

"Eww munsta make bad poopies" one foal proclaims from the back of the herd.

"Munsta foreva sweepies!" Amber declares, leading the herd away. Riddick curls up tighter, laying in his waste. His sobs are muffled by his own forelegs.

The caretakers find Riddick, assuming the worst. They pick him off, rinse him off and then throw him into a Sorry Box.

After work I rush over back to the Day Care, taking a little more time. It was a good day at work, hoped it would be for Riddick as well. Walking into the center, the cutie was working.

"Sorry. Your foal went to the bathroom in the play room. We put him in the Sorry Box but he wouldn't come out. So we left him in there. Poor thing..." She looked worried, so I got worried. Real worried. They took me back to the stacks of Sorry Boxes. Opening one Riddick was curled in the back, shaking. It was a little cold in here.

"Riddick." I begin, voice quiet. "It's time to go home." He stands slowly, chirping weakly.

"Daddeh..?" After a moment he recognizes me, rushing over. "Daddeh! Huu huu, fwuffies big meanie!"

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Captcha: all images with noodles / pasta. Sketties!

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>682524586
Could you pastebin the whole Riddick story? I missed out on a huge chunk of it last night and the thread 404'd.

>>682524881
>howfluffiesareusedinindia.png

>>682524586
Poor Riddick! I genuinely feel bad for him

>>682524392
Everytime i see something with nice artwork it never has any gore.
Why?!

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>>682525816
Dunno.
What you think of this?

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>>682526274
Or this

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I dunno what to think of:
>pic related

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>>682526969
this is all i got for now

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thinking you can start the thread up again?

>>682525279
I don't have it typed up before hand. Posting as I hit the character limit. I have all of it saved thus far though.

Glad someone wants to read it.

>>682524586
"Fwuffies caww Widdik munsta... huu huu..." he trails off, as he begins crying again. I pick him up, shit matted fluff and all. I stroke his back, hoping he pulls himself together. I glance at the cutie at the Day Care, Annalisa. She's torn up as well.

"Take me to the Manager." I tell her. I've only known the little ball of crying fluff for two weeks, but I'm livid.

"Well, he's not here right now... But I'll comp this stay and give you a bottle of Fluffy Shampoo." She reaches out, stroking Riddick as well.

"Yeah, thanks... I'm going to go get him cleaned up." We exchange goodbyes. Didn't feel like flirting. I take the shampoo with me, taking Riddick home. He stays in my hand the whole ride home. He stops crying.

"Widdik sowwie Daddeh. Make bad poopies... But fwuffies give big ouchies..."

"It's ok. I'm going to get you cleaned up. Then, nummies ok?" He nods. I have some pasta in the house, it would really lift his spirits, thinking to myself as I turn the sink on. Once it is warm enough I fill a small bowl, setting Riddick in.

"Wawm wawa..." he coos, feeling better. I begin to scrub him gently with two fingers. "Soapies smeww pwetty, fank you Daddeh." I rinse him off, then taking him out of the bowl. He shakes himself off, going all poofy. Drying him with a soft towel.

"Feeling better?" He chirps happily, nodding. His little wings buzzing quickly. "Good. I'm happy." I bend down some letting him nuzzle my cheek.

"Wub you Daddeh." I take in a shuddering breath.

"Love you too Riddick." A nice moment passes, I take him to the couch and set him on the blanket. I cook spaghetti for the both of us, as it turns out. I set down a plate on my coffee / dinner table.

"Sketti!?" Riddick nearly lifts off of the couch. "Wan sketties! Wan sketties!" he chants

>>682527155
Down the shitter?

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>>682527155
hey spidy

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>>682527133
Can't believe someone else saved it all. I'm so honored! I'll post the new screen caps later tonight.

Any critiques are welcome. It's been a while since I wrote anything.

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>>682527550
just shut the fuck up

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>>682527746
Nah

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>>682527637
i love fluffy stuff just as much as i love annoying people

>>682527328
Maybe "daddy" could point out to Riddick that he is an alicorn, or "pointy-wingy fluffy" I'm not sure if Riddick is self aware of that, and it might help him understand.
Idk.
It's your story

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>>682528007
i guess this is war then...

>>682528262
That would be good

1/?
>be Greg
>your shore house - the one you grew up in - has been decimated by Hurricane Sandy
>it's a total loss. yeah, insurance will cover it but that'll take months. and it won't be the same.
>you've spent the last week cleaning out sand, recovering mementos and any salvageable furniture
>you just ran out of food, though... and no place around here that sells groceries is open, or even standing
>that means having to drive two hours to get home... and you really need to get this finished before work tomorrow
>you stomach starts to growl. you haven't eaten since dinner last night. it's almost noon.
>sit on an old, battered kitchen chair on what's left of the beach
>goddamit. you really don't want to have to go home and come back...
>then you hear giggling and splashing. the hell is that?
>there's a small tide pool, maybe a foot deep and a ten feet in diameter right up the beach
>there's fluffy sea ponies it
>looks like a mother and three foals
>you've heard of these things but never saw them. the sharks usually keep them away from the Jersey shore
>these are the "seal" kind... paddles for arms and legs, with a paddle for a tail, like a beaver's
>they swim about in the tide pool without a care in the world
>the mother finally notices you. you're only twenty feet away.
>"dummy hooman! wan nummies!"
>the fuck did she just call you?
>"dummy hooman! fwuffy say bwing nummies naow!"
>"Shut the fuck up, squid-for-brains."
>you stand up to head back into the house. after a minute of contemplation, the fluffy finally grasps your insult
>"yu nu tell fwuffy shuddup! yu bwing nummies naow or get big huwties!"
>did this thing... just threaten you?
>you turn around. its paddles look soft, like they're practically made of marshmallow. the thing has barely visibly teeth
>"What're you gonna do - gum me to death?"
>"giff big huwties! bwing nummies NAOW!"
>the three foals giggle and splash around their mother

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>>682528262
It's going to be addressed in the next part. Not setting up Riddick to just be a punching bag for other fluffies after all.

Glad people are enjoying it.

Though, I have a question: How would one strength train a fluffy? Smashing grapes? Pulling blocks?

>>682528174
God's speed.

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2/?
>you know what? fuck this shit. you just lost a house and this fucking bastard science lab experiment is giving you shit?
>you feel rage building inside you. this thing is about to get all kinds of fucked up.
>you take off your shoes and socks, then roll up your pant legs
>"You're gonna give me big hurties, bitch?"
>"you start walking into the tide pool. you're only about five six, but to a fluffy that's huge.
>up close you look a lot more intimidating. she immediately starts rethinking her strategy
>"uhhhhhhh haff nummies? nice hooman haff nummies?"
>"You said I was a dummy."
>"uhhhhhh fwuffy maybe wong..."
>you smack the bitch in the face
>"waggghhh! why huwt fwuffy?"
>"Shut the fuck up... you insult me, you tell me you're going to HURT me? I just lost my house, you fucking cunt!"
>"well... well dummy hooman should giff nummies anyway! yu weave fwuffies awone an giff nummies!"
>fucking one-track mind
>the foals, still splashing around, oblivious to you arguing with their mother
>you reach down and pluck a squirming foal from the tide pool. its tiny paddle legs flap uselessly
>it calls for its mother, panicking, as a small spray of urine and a little jet of poop comes out its back end

>"hewp! hewp! mumma! munsta got babeh! hewp!"
>"nuuuu! giff babeh back! wan babeh!"

>you smack the mare in the face again and walk out of the tide pool. let's see how bad she wants the baby.
>"Come get it."
>"nu wan weave wawa!"
>"Oh... too bad."


>you start yanking on the foal's little flippers. it screeches in pain
>"nuuuuu! nu huwt babeh! mumma comin! giff huggies!"

>the mare clumsily starts to crawl out of the tide pool and across the sand, her flippers barely propelling her
>that's the thing about see fluffies... paddle fluffies to be specific. it's rare you see them near the ocean or open sea.
>their flippers work reasonably well in the water but they're not as fast as seahorse fluffies... and they can't breathe underwater like their cousins do

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3/?

>paddle fluffies tend to stick to creeks and rivers. some of the clever ones will even make use of old beaver lodges or muskrat tunnels
>on land, paddle fluffies can move, but slowly. seahorse fluffies are absolutely screwed if they get landlocked, though
>the mare plods her way to you... already panting from exhaustion. who knew crawling ten feet would take so much out of them?
>you notice the other two foals clinging to her back
>"naow giff babeh back!"
>"I have a better idea."
>quick as a flash, you grab the kitchen chair and slam it overtop the fluffy, pushing the legs deep into the sand, effectively pinning her down
>her paddles spread out, she cannot move. the foals tumble off to her side and nuzzle in her fluff, trying to hide from you
>that'll do for now
>you toss the third foal down with its siblings and head into your shambles of a house
>let's see... propane tank, metal grill, cooking pot, a gallon of fresh water, lighter and of course... the Old Bay seasoning
>set up the propane and grill. the pot fits neatly on top of it. you usually use it for steaming crabs or lobsters at beach parties.
>start heating the water. that'll take a few minutes
>you pluck a foal from its mother. she sobs, still unable to move her clumsy flippers while pinned under the chair
>"pwease giff babeh! babeh need mumma!"
>"You said you wanted nummies... so I'm making nummies."
>"nummies?"
>her spirit immediately brightens. that won't last long.
>you squeeze the foal, spraying a small amount of crap and pee out of it
>pour a little water on it to wash it clean
>the foal, oblivious to its fate, wiggles its little flippers, enjoying its "bath"
>take out your utility knife. the mare's eyes widen
>"nu..."
>with one deft movement, you slice the foal down the back of its spine. its eyes widen and its mouth opens to scream but before it has a chance. you've pulled its skin down and off of it

>>682528969
4/?
>its musculature now exposed, as well as its intestinal tract, only the head of the fluffy still has fluff on it
>it gasps, its system unable to comprehend the sudden shock, then starts screaming bloody murder
>you smile to yourself... it's been a good ten years since you worked in a kitchen but you've still got the skills
>you scoopy out the foal's intestines and cauterize the hole coming from its stomach. a quick turn of the knife and you've removed its asshole as well
>the foal is absolutely losing its mind. it screeches for its mother, howling and sobbing
>dump some Old Bay on the foal and toss it into the pot
>the spices react against its flesh, making it scream even louder
>the water, already starting to steam, can't be helping, either
>you grab the second foal and skin it like its sibling. same operation... remove the intestines and anus, cauterize, spice, dump in the water
>finally do the third one. you now have three screaming foals paddling helplessly in near-boiling water
>remove the chair from the mare. she crawls over to the cooking pot, trying to eithe4r climb up to get the babies or trying to grab the pot itself
>"waggggghhhhhhhhhh! why huwty fwuffy! wan babehs! wan babehs PWEASE!"
>can't have this thing knocking over your dinner. you grab her by her mane and slam her down onto the sand, cutting off her flippers
>she howls, begging you to stop. punch her in the face
>leave her flippers in a pile next to her. the mare's face, stained with tears, watches helplessly as you stir the pot.

>the water is boiling now. the foals are gagging, gasping, barely able to even cry
>they finally go into shock and die as the boiling water cooks them
>pour in a little more Old Bay

>after a few minutes you serve the foals. the meat is tender and tasty, seasoned to perfection
>whoops - don't want to be a bad host. you cut the heads off the foals and put them on a plate in front of the mare
>"BABEH! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! BABEHS!"

>>682528969
work on your punctuation, fucking pleb.

>>682528643
I read a story where a fluffy gets trained to fluffy hunter. Basically his owner let him run around his truck a lot. And maybe pull/push things around

>>682529149
5/5

>she feebly flops across the sand towards them, weeping.
>as you hungrily tear the flesh off one of the foals, you look down at the mare
>"Eat them."
>"nuuuuu! nu eat babehs! babehs need huggies..."
>"They're DEAD, idiot. EAT THEM."
>"nuuuuu... huuuuuu... huuuuu... babehs..."
>it'll wait. you finish your meal. delicious... reminds you of a cross between veal and lobster
>seems the mare hasn't eaten yet. you'll help her with that
>now cooked, the skulls of the foals are extremely soft. you start shoving their heads in the mare's mouth
>she sobs and gags as she slowly chews and swallows them. one by one you force feed her the foal's heads.
>well, that was fun. you clean up your cooking apperatus and put it in your car
>"Time to go back to sea, fluffy."
>you pick up the torso of the mare and fling her into the crashing waves
>somehow she manages to stay afloat, using her tail to propel herself weakly
>that won't last. the fresh blood is already oozing into the water
>you sit back and wait. the mare tries desperately to get back to the beach but the tide is going out
>she can't fight it... she's stuck in the water
>and... yep. there it is. only took ten minutes and you see a fin break the surface of the water
>looks like an eight-footer. bull shark, too... those things are mean.
>either way, bad move. the hot metal sears her flippers and the fluff on her chest and face
>the bull circles the floundering fluffy briefly, then breaks the surface and tears into her with its razor sharp teeth
>the mare screams, which is quickly reduced to gurgles as blood pours from her mouth and she is pulled under the water
>the bull shark devours her
>circle of life or something
>sigh. back to cleaning out the house.
>you hope you can find your Legos.

>>682529203
It's not mine. It's a repost from the Booru, nigger.

ponyfags plz leave

>>682529338
get some better taste then, you're an embarrassment to fluffy threads.

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Ya'll behave now

more chronicles of riddick, please

>>682529487
You're an embarrassment to your parents :^)

>>682529720
you're not edgy, fag.

>be average suburban white guy
>there's a huge fluffy problem around here
>honestly at this point the only place that isn't infested with fluffies are deserts, the arctic, and the moon
>and god knows that one day Hasbio will come out with Sand, Space, and Snow Fluffies
>you shudder at such a thought
>you sit down to watch a good ol fashioned game of baseball, like all white people do
>in the middle of a commercial for turkey sandwiches when you hear a loud noise outside
>it's the clipclopclipclop of fluffy hooves
>god dammit
>now you'll never get to see if Average Joe likes mayo on his turkey sandwiches like you do
>you walk out to your front yard, a mass of technicolor fuzz in front of your doorstep
>"dis smawty wand now!" a larger red one fluffy announces to you and his smelly clan
>you notice a mare in the front with a small gelatinous blob at her feet
>it's covered in grass, fluff, gravel, and shit
>what is this, a fluffy snowball?
>"hey, you. yeah, pink one in the front. the hell is that?"
>"das mummah's babbeh" she replies
>wow, fluffies are dumber than you thought
>someone must've given her that lump of crap so she'd stop begging to be knocked up
>"mistah, pwease hewp mummah buiwd babbeh" she says to you
>"that's not a baby, fuzzball. it's a lump of poop."
>"nuu!" the mare insists "wool cwosah!"
>you grab some paper towels from inside real quick to clean off this blob
>you're not getting your bare hands anywhere near that disgusting blob
>wipe off the gunk from the blob with the paper towels
>"what the hell?" you say out loud
>"yu nevah seen fwuffy babbeh befowe, mistah?" one calls out from the herd
>you pop the gelantinous thing with a toothpick, also from your kitchen

>>682530016
>nasty afterbirth-esque stuff sprays everywhere
>you open up the casing
>there's bits of a fluffy foal inside
>you come to the realization of what this is
>it's an egg from a pack of feral build-a-fluffies
>hasbio really missed the opportunity to sell these things as stress relivers, you think to yourself
>"awe you wistening, dummeh hooman?" the red fluffy barks at you
>"what?" you respond
>"dis smawty wand now! weave or get big huwties!"
>you forgot how annoying smarties were
>last time they popped up in these suburbs the local boy scouts used them as a test subject for their wilderness survival traps
>you know, if they ever fell out of their sedan and ended up in the forest they could catch food or something
>you grab the smarty and pick him up
>"wet smawty down!" he protests
>"but i've always wanted a build-a-fluffy!" you say jokingly
>you pull off each of the smarty's "weggies" one by one with ease and place them in your fanny pack
>you place this smarty, whom now reminds you of a fuzzy potato next to your garden gnome
>"pointy head munstah gonna get biggest huwties!" he shouts at the gnome
>you pick up the mare's egg case now
>you remove the parts of the foal
>you flip the smarty on his back
>you stick the foal legs onto the smarty
>you stick the smarty legs onto the foal and place the head on
>you chuckle at the foal's abnormally large legs
>"okay, smarty, I surrender" you say to the red ball of fuzz (now with small purple legs)
>you flip the smarty on his side
>"you can get up and conquer my land now" you say
>the smarty struggles to get up
>he is eventually able to stand, wobbling while walking over to you
>within a few steps, you hear a loud "crunch" sound
>a loud "SCREEE" comes from the now-immobilized fluffy
>you hold up the smarty in the air like some sort of sacrificial animal
>"behold, for i, gilbert stevenson, have defeated your smarty" you announce in a king's voice

>>682530111
>"i hereby dub thee big legged foal, 'new smarty'!" you exclaim
>you toss the smarty back next to your garden gnome to keep ol' Gnomerson from being too lonely
>"nuuu! come back! smawty am weadah! dummeh babbeh nu smawty!"
>you see the big legged foal stumble off into the sunset with his new subordinates
>he orders them to cross the busy road nearby
>they've all gotten squashed within minutes the foal took lead
>you give a hearty chuckle while you sip your Starbucks coffee

(white people smh)

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I am attempting this Fluffy art.
I've drawn cute things and gore, but usually not together like this.
Fluffies should stay away from acid...

>>682520702
>charp
>chop

>>682530785
Looks great. Moar.

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>>682529283
That's kind of where this is going, unless something goes sidways.

>>682529615
Yes! I wanted someone to call it that since I named him.

>>682527328
Alright, perfect teaching moment. Don't give him spaghetti too soon, make him wait and obey; talking yourself through how to approach the situation.

"Riddick." you begin, voice stern. Riddick stops nearly hovering in place looking up at me with a canted head. "Quiet. Daddeh eats first, then you. Ok?"

"But sketti..." he whines. Sitting down, but his wings are still buzzing away in excitement. I take a few huge bites, watching Riddick the whole time. He can barely keep still. I take one long noodle, some sauce, and a few flakes of cheese onto a small plate.

"Ok Riddick, you're a good fluffy. Time for spaghetti!" He looses his little mind, rushing towards the table, uncaring of the danger that jumping the gap would be. I grab him just in time, bringing him over. The little Alicorn doesn't even wait, digging into the little spaghetti I gave him.

We both finish our meals. I lean back onto the couch, Riddick lays down on the table.

"Fank yuu fow sketties Daddeh." he chirps happily resting his head on his forelegs. I pick him up, stretching my legs out, and setting him on my hip. "Widdik sweepy." Ahh, that's the idus thinking to myself.

"Before sleepy time, I have to tell you something." He picks his head up looking at me, "It's nothing bad. Just... You're a special fluffy. Wings and horn. Other fluffies..." I pause, not sure of how to put it. He's confused.

"Ahh." I rub my eyes, "Look, Riddick, because you have wings and a horn other fluffies are jealous."

"Jeawous?"

"They want wings to fly and a horn to protect." Riddick doesn't understand, it's clear on his face.

"Ok Daddeh. Widdik wub Daddeh." Yeah, clearly all of this went over his head. No use trying to explain I just stroke Riddick and watch Netflix while I try to figure the Day Care thing out.

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>>682525385
>Indians uses their left hand

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>>682530935
Thanks.
I've just got doodles really.

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>>682530786
>>682520702
new flugby thread!

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>>682532237
They still look great. The anatomy is pretty sweet.

Remember everyone: GLOBAL RULE 10

>inb4 not enforced here
Check the rules, nigger. It says global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced, and I don't see a lack of 10 in there.

>>682532965
so they say, but it never is

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>>682532965

>>682532237
Fuck, if I could draw that well The Chronicles of Riddick (the Fluffy) wouldn't be a writefag story.

>>682526574
Very nice, is it yours?

>>682532404
2cute
Hugbox best box

>>682532328
>You are a person who wants to adopt a Flugby so you go to the adoption office to do so
>You see a Flugby
>"I would like to be adopted. I will not defecate outside my litterbox. I will not pester you."
>"OK I will adopt you."
>You take your Flugby home.
>The Flugby defecates outside the litterbox.
>"Flugby I will torture you now."

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>>682533932
Not mine, but the artist is Goblinfluff. If I remember correctly.

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>>682534264
Your loss.

>>682534720
PONYFAGS GO HOME

>>682534720
Reading fluffy abuse? yeah, im not a 15 year old girl trying to get off to fanfiction. a picture in this situation literally says a thousand words.

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>>682534802
You're in a fluffy thread. Poopy-human

Anyone save all of Sunny Gardens?

>>682532404
did he get artificial legs or is that just some random middle addition?

>Be anon
>Eating dinner-cooked lunch
>Suddenly, tappatappatappa on the door
>Open up
>Big blue unicorn and entourage
>"Dummeh hooman, dis sm-"
>Kick it off the porch
>It lands in the yard, ass-up
>Shits all over itself, back let twitching
>Close door
>Go back to food

>>682535024
there's no difference.

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I can't tell what is worse, the sadistic fluffys or the degenerate furfag posting to combat them

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>>682533542
I've been wanting to put together my own little comics.
So if they actually work out and are not absolute shit I would be totally up for illustrating other anon's work.

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>>682534918
>replies on same post.
>replies with negative comment.
>within a minute.
>samefag

>>682535193
Then aren't I at home already?
I think you are the one that should;
>"GO HOME"

>>682535566
No

>>682535918
yes, it's really a quite obvious case of samefagging

>>682535918
Prove it faggot

>>682536059
Nope

>>682536094
Nope.

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We're back!

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flurfums become an bird possum thing

>>682535024
>FB_BAS

How can this fandom be so terrifying and so awesome at the same time?

Hell if I know but that it is.

>>682532347
My favorite

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>>682535939
Mfw you enfed the bebbeh earlier

what's up with these threads anyways?

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And that's just about image limit. You're welcome

>>682537189
you guys like poop? I don't get it.

>>682537189
I fucking hate Carnivious Duck.

>>682537327
Don't mind him. Some comics are more autistic than others. He just posted a really shitty one.

>>682537231
there will never be an end to these thread faggot. Why don't you go be edgy on people you can get a rise out of

>>682537682
kek

>>682537682
>implying fluffags aren't the best people to pick on
You're the most pathetic, too!

>>682535440
You absolutely have permission to draw the Chronicles of Riddick (the Fluffy). I'd be honored in fact. Only if you want to, of course.

>>682531531
This is the second problem I've had at the Day Care. Not sure how I am going to handle leaving him there again. At least he forgot the first incident there. Not like I can get him to defend himself somehow. Or could I? Hmm, will need to see if that is even possible. But that'll be tomorrow.

Maybe I can take him to work for a day? No, that wouldn't work out. I'll Just have to request that he is put in with the pillow fluffs? That might work out. At least he'll have some companionship that might not be totally scared of him. And they'd be unable to hurt the little dude. Yeah, it'll be the best option I think.

Bed time rolls around, Riddick chirps in his sleep and I yawn. I take him by the scruff, letting him drop into my palm. Transporting the little dude has become apart of my nightly ritual so soon. Tonight's sleep was much easier.

Morning went the same as last, more or less. I wasn't in as much of a rush. I'm beginning to think that damn stoner has the morning shift. Must be a miracle of dank.

"Listen, put him with the pillowfluffs today ok?" Riddick is looking up at me from the counter. He is beginning to panic already. Rightfully so what happened yesterday. Leaning down I scratch his chin, "Look buddy, you need to stay here again. But you'll be safe. Remember, Daddy loves you." I smile.

"Yeah man." he replies. I shake my head at him. Riddick looks up at the stoner cliche.

"Hooman nuu smeww pwetty." Riddick comments as he is gently pushed into a transport tub. I have to chuckle at that comment. Even fluffies know that stoners smell like ass. I drive to work feeling good about the day.

>>At Day Care<<
Riddick is put into the saferoom for pillowfluffs. Fluff TV is playing in the background, they're all lined up on their own pillows watching the TV.

>>682537987
Why not actual furfag threads then? Theres like 3 of them up right now. One degenerate fluffy containment thread of a multitude of degenerate furry threads?

>>682537987
>pick on
check out the cyberbully over here kek
Better go try to trigger people in 4chan of all palces rite?

>>682538175
Because fur is just weird animal porn with hair. This is shit that you'd be on a watchlist for if it weren't made up animals. Also furries don't post shit that relates to MLP.

>>682521865
Thank you sir

>>682538225
I'm having fun. That's all that matters to me.

>>682538535
You are a sad, strange boy

>>682538400
This doesn't relate to mlp either

>>682538747
Same could be said of all the people who lurk these threads. We're not so different.