Waifu claiming thread.Deus vult edition 2.22 The rules are very simple:claim your
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Deus vult edition 2.22
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>tell us your fantasies
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Don't be a heretic
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>682513848
Tell me about the lucky lady!
>>682513789
Calm down dude
>>682513670
you may be able to catch long balls, but your waifu can't even catch paper wasps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnrUVOYpuEk
>>682513869
Best mage claimed~
>Jesus is toptier qt
>
Mei claimed.
rip
>>682513869
kagami claimed
my fantasies are only known by the darkest of beings
>kek, edgy
Neptune you're a fucking a fucking sweatheart.
Stop posting like a fag.
>>682512365
Are the destroyers in any kind of formation like side by side or in a single file line, or are they just randomly in place?
>>682512836
Its been the same as always, did some laundry that's about it.
>>682513869
mandatory cc claim
templar-fag for pope
Rule should be changed to
>keep ERP non-existent
>>682512836
Better than nothing right?
>>682512738
I heard of him. This song about him being famous? Cause it's catchy and real nicestate. Have a white rapper name packy. Used to like him but this song so fire, i got 3rd degree burns
>>682513345
Don't know dude and that's some crazy ass multitasking
>>682514025
i agree with both of these posts
>especially the galko one kek
>kagami
>>682513827
>dont feel bad my brother
you could still become pope
>you could still become pope
>become pope
The Pope is a dick and should be executed for heresy.
>>682514063
Your verdict is, Not Guilty.
>>682514025
>>682514057
>>682514063
>>682514075
>>682514089
>>682514169
>>682514189
>>682514195
>>682514196
>>682514219
>>682514253
Have a (You)
Now I have to go, my battery is almost dead, night anons.
>>682514189
>I typed that twice
I hate this phone.
Anyways, I'll try and probably fail to sleep now.
#goodgirl
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>682513556
>skip 2 meals
Bruh... thats impossible, I just can't focus on stuff if im hungry. And its not just 2 meals... breakfast, a snack if I woke up before 8am, lunch, another snack, dinner, one last meal before going to bed. And I might randomly do extra snacks through the day depending on how bored I am.
>>682513649
Twas one of my favourite teachers...
>>682513827
Glad you enjoy the soundtrack, the ambience of the anime is pretty good and after finishing it I had to download both OST albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znx2BwdFLcg
>>682514146
>mfw im a dark being
>>682514057
In her defense it was going pretty fast dont you think?
Rikka claimed.
>>682514089
?
>>682514025
That part's a secret...
>it's an anon who posts here
>>682514195
That's good.
>>682513789
I think I already got 3 doses of NepNep today~
>blushes
>>682514219
There will always be rule breakers. Lol what happened last thread? You said something about tomoko being winner or something
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU
QOTT
Pimento loaf.
Yay or neigh?
>>682514326
I'm saved...
Going into lurk mode~
>>682514446
Hell yeah.
>Homu
>>682514381
you're not bullying correctly.
>>682514647
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>>682514405
Oh, Tomo and Nep were trying to stab each other through their monitors, Tomo said something about the erp being poison, to which I and several others agreed.
>>682514446
>pimento loaf
NOT EVEN ONCE
>>682514369
>mfw i was talking about you kek
whoa!!! that's a lot of snacks lol, but i'll bet you eat good stuff like strawberries!!
>>682514146
Claimed, desu.
>>682514219
or
>no rp of any kind (sometimes some on special occasions)
which i had before i LOST MY FUCKIN PASTA
>>682514326
#FuckTheNewPope
#AssembleTheBattalion
#HellsingAbridged
>>682514369
i have them both
on cd
and i own the ergo proxy blu-ray
but i havent watched it
>>682514685
it is fucking cancer
it's what is tearing this fucking community appart
>>682514146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GTBl48F6IY
>sachi claim
>>682514671
How am I suppose to bully?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE
>>682514685
It can go quite far. Tbh I try to keep it as low as possible
>>682514731
Baningu rabu!
>>682514671
Cinnamon bun.
>>682514312
Yeah....
>>682514383
Oh my! I wonder who it could be!
Claimed once again.
>>682513670
Years. I usually only do it on the highway, though, so it's not all that impressive. But many animus on my list are the result of driving long distances. I actually watched your anime on a trip across the states, Rikka.
>>682513799
I've been sort of staying away because of the pony, furry, and shitposter waifus that have invaded. Kind of liked it more when it was just original 30-40 waifus.
>>682515083
Ayyyyy, desu~
>>682515066
first you have to stop being adorable.
>>682514625
Hell yeah
>>682514685
You sir, are a heathen. Praise the sun before its too late for you
>one of the possible outcomes of this mission was the simple task of sending out a Seiran recon plane and spotting the convoy early, then making contact with the Germans at the RV point and arranging a fallback RV farther away from the convy, resulting in a safe exchange with the Germans
>this approach would result in zero risk, and an Atago-approved gold star for historical knowledge
When I tell you guys to study I mean it.
>>682513083
I agree
>>682513245
>What's their speed
37 Knots
>are they sailing straight ahead to me
Yes, 100% straight line
>200m aparts does that mean side by side or one 200m behind the other
Side by side
They know you're probably loaded and are ready to swerve to dodge incoming torpedoes.
You better put that WoWs experience to use or I'll be disappointed.
>>682514195
>Are the destroyers in any kind of formation like side by side or in a single file line
They're in a line.
The one in the front is ahead of the rest by 220 Yards (200 Meters) and the other two are 110 Yards apart.
>protip: the lead Destroyer is the most dangerous
Also, the other two I said were "nowhere to be seen".
What I meant was they're underwater, dead.
The only thing you need to worry about is the three Destroyers.
>>682515278
ATAGO AND KONGOU BONGOS, DESU
>>682514777
I don't mind regular rp but that public erotic shit triggers me.
>>682515265
It's fucking gross my dude
>>682514723
Actually my diet used to be almost null of fruits and veggies, only on the last month I started to eat more of those.
I always loved red fruits like strawberries, cherries, watermelon... but other than those I barely cared about eating them.
>>682514777
>trips checked
Aha thats something I didn't expect one to do, I hope when you finally get to watch it you have a good time. Don't worry about "saving it for later because the first time you watch is the best" because honestly I enjoyed it more the second time I watched... so many details go unnoticed or you simply can't understand during the first time.
>>682515149
You could guess.
>but I probably won't tell
Back and more cancerous than ever.
>>682515160
I waited to leave just so I could say bye to my favorite waifu.
I will be back later. Bye everyone
>>682515473
Do you miss the NEET life yet?
>>682515278
I present to you my plan, this is presuming that the fletcher destroyers are both heading for me and at one point close will swing wide to deploy their centerfire torpedoes.
Don't question how I will achieve these angles
>>682515184
Should I say it?
>>682515160
On the highway? Nah thats pretty impressive to me, I hate driving on the freeway I get so nervous. You did? How did you like it? Hmm?
>>682515258
And how do I do that part? I just cant stop.
>>682515443
It had better not be hand, he's mine!
>>682515473
You can never leave
>>682515614
No I probably would have hung myself if I didn't find a job by my birthday.
>Tomokamahameha
>>682515579
Bye Mili!
>>682515443
hhmmmm....
emi
>>682515722
It isn't.
>>682515160
The originals were even less.
Now we have a whole army.
I joined in late January and since then people have and gone, and so have phases come and gone.
I'm not that much of oldie compared to Shiki or Mikan or Atago or of course Ten.
In fact, I may have been the first sign that things were going wrong.
>>682515424
You need to open yourself to the possibilities it represents!
Food in food, its the future
Pimento loaf is the turducken of deli meat
The best
Im also kind of with you on the rp stuff too.
I love a bit of light rp myself, but eroticism is kind of terrifying
>>682515442
really? did you just wanna be healhier? red fruits best fruits, but i like apples and grapes too lol
>i just got a friend request from a grill named nita chang....should i accept it??
>>682515622
Other scenario
>fletchers turn the other way
>ram into each other
>all according to keikaku.
>>682515424
no, destroy it all
we have our own legends and myths for /waifu/ and we dont need rping fucking with that
>>682515442
thats why i want to save it until the moe shit breaks the industry. i could watch it all year around and not get bored
Just passing by on mobile!
Nep,Noire checked~
Claiming my waifu before leaving
>The Ass Goddess will always be mine
Later niggas love you
>>682515473
Welcome back lol
>>682515579
Bye Minda
>>682515658
Say what, desu ka?~
>>682515909
>whole
>words
>missing
Fuck it, I'm tired and I don't care.
>>682515971
Are apples not red?
Look who fucked off. Stay gone ERP faggots, remember everyone who isn't an erping faggot hates you and doesn't want you here.
Seriously guys just use TG or Steam. No problem.
>>682516041
Love you too
>shinoa bro
>>682515882
Ok good
Oh, shit. Is it me? It can't be
>>682514383
I bet its Best Bro.
>>682515278
You never mentioned the planes so I figured we didn't have any.
Fire two torpedoes at the lead destroyer then two at each of the other two destroyers.
Ah that's good, I figured that's what it was but I had to be sure.
>>682516096
not all of them~
>>682515673
Although it was like 4 years ago, I'd have to say it was alright by my book. I had some good laughs even if the story was meh, and the romantic relationship was painstakingly slow if it moved at all.
>Rikka was best girl, tho
>>682515909
i'm almost certain you got here before me.
>>682515673
you don't have it in you.
>yuuko
>>682515971
>>682515856
>>682516175
Nope.
>somewhat close
>>682516173
No.
>you have hand for you
>>682516245
are you nita chang????
>>682516164
Love you too my niggas
Peace out!
>>682516078
I'm holding out hope against hope.
>>682516293
ruby
>yuuko
>>682516078
>whisper
Kong-
>>682516120
curious. who do you speak of?
>>682516293
Damn that was my best guess.
>>682516120
I wouldnt say I hate them...
They just need to cool their heels, as should you.
>>682516179
True...only the good ones are red
>>682516311
Always bullying me!
>>682514326
>insulting the Bishop of Rome
>abusing the Vicar of Jesus Christ
You piece of Saracen filth.
Zounds, if I had you in front of me I'd take you apart.
>>682515776
Thats pertty dark... for how long were you unemployed?
>>682515971
Well apples can be red... at least on the skin, but those are still my favourite! They tend to be more juicy. Graps are pretty good too... didn't buy any for a long time no idea why.
>i just got a friend request from a grill named nita chang....should i accept it??
Whelp... why not? Is she qt?
>>682516012
Oh I see, thats smart. I still have a shitton of anime saved up for watching so that shouldn't be a problem... even if the internet were to die forever, I have tons and tons of anime downloaded that I never watched.
>>682516078
Tiff dat you?
>>682516464
i like golden delicious, but honeycrisp are god tier!!
>>682516318
Dafuq? Sorry, I've been gone for quite a while (3 months).
>>682516378
Don't you finish that, desu!
>>682516530
Ignore typos... jesus fuck theres too many.
>>682516234
Nichijou-anon that I strangely never talk to has been around more than he can remember.
>>682516530
Tiff was the imposter. Apparently they were claiming Kongou while I was gone, but the originals can verify that I am the one and only, desu.
>>682515909
First distinct "wave" i remember was when we suddenly had several RWBY fags. But the age isn't important besides the obvious sentimentality, there are new posters I like and old posters I found to be cancerous. Though I do miss when the tumblr gifs and emoticons was the exception rather than the rule.
>>682516572
IT's you!
>>682513869
Is that a fucking FINNISH FLAG on the background
Tomo Takiano.
I love how nobody ever chooses her.. what would I do?
>love her and enjoy being part of her insanity.
Playing overwatch. Still alive.
>>682516530
yes!!! i love the first bite of an apple!!!
>every friend request i've gotten from a grill is a fake....
Claimed.
>Just woke up edition.
>>682516716
Damn straight it is! Looks like I'll have to get back to claiming Kongou because other people have tried snatching her, desu.
>>682516530
>>682516791
she does look pretty cutie, but i dunno if it's a trap or not
>>682516464
No they just need to keep their ERP out of the thread. Not a difficult thing to do.
>>682516415
Nep.
>>682516072
Hello my nigga.
>>682515722
Of course not bb<3
>>682516868
I guess Tats can't go to sleep now.
>>682516652
one of the best greetings i have gotten so far.
You sure you weren't December?
>obligatory how are things?
>>682516530
if the internet were to die
i dont think i would be largely effected
i have alot of games i havent started and alot of music i have never played
plus re-watching god teir anime is always fun and i have alot on blu-ray and dvd (cuz blu-ray wasnt out and i dont like buying the same thing twice)
what about you
how would you handle it?
well?
>>682516226
I thought it was very funny, yeah the story was pretty meh, but if it wasnt for that show I wouldnt have her now, so love the show. Also the confession scene with them under the bridge I think is one of the cutest scenes in anime personally. I have the song that plays in the background on my I pod, its actually a pretty sweet song
>Rikka was best girl
Aw thanks <3
>>682516234
Youre right!!
>>682516293
It's cowtits either, can you give a hint? I'm horrible at this
>>682516367
Nope.
>>682516442
It wasn't very far off...
>>682516572
It's you, I hope.
Christ on a bike, it's been a while.
>>682516716
And thumbnails.
>>682516553
Heck yesh they are, I have a soft spot for Granny too.
Not all seperate colored apples are bad!
>>682516572
Hehe
>>682516781
Love her and join in on conversations with us
>>682516785
I'm missing out. Fuck
>>682516663
Oh I see... I heard a lot of things from you before, not sure if thats good or bad.
>>682516791
>every friend request i've gotten from a grill is a fake....
Thats harsh... not like I am close to any girl IRL currently anyway other than family.
This convo alone is making me want to eat an apple... Why don't I have apples?
>>682516847
Oblivion? Isn't your timezone close to GMT+0? This is quite late to wake up >-<
>>682516973
Kek, I always gotta make sure people know their place, desu.
got my husbando right here
as for fantasies, well....
i want pictures of spiderman
>>682517238
>Love her
>>682517255
This is totally normal, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Rory claimed. Goddamn work seems slow today.
>>682516966
Like I said, cool their heels.
They come in way too hot with it and need to pull back.
>>682517086
uuuuuhhhhhhh kjvjh.kl,.
is it....Kongou?
>>682517344
fair claim
>>682517255
ouch.....you don't have anyone???
all of mine went rotten 'cause i forgot about them
>>682517094
It is me indeed.
>>682517238
How've you been?
>>682517255
Yeah, was in prison for the past 3 months. Kinda sucked, desu.
>>682513869
Mafuya claimed.
>>682517084
Nope.
>isn't here every night
>>682517452
Nope
>colder
>>682517430
What's wrong with them doing their sad shit somewhere else?
>>682516966
Hope you feel better my fellow skeletal
>>682517674
>cold
Neo?
>>682517255
>>682517474
Dem feels.. I know dem feels
>>682516973
I guess so.
>>682516990
Maybe. My memory's a bit fuzzy, maybe a few weeks before Kongou's absence(?)
Looking up, I have another 5 free days to shitpost, so that's pretty good.
>>682517678
They should, its just unrealistic to think they will.
The worlds one of compromise freind, not of perfection.
>>682517812
>>682517255
>>682516791
https://vine.bandcamp.com/track/long-lonely-night
Is there anyone else more perfect?
>>682517345
Meant the anon to love his waifu. You know I love you
>>682517491
I'm doing good my dude. Can't what for finals to be over. You?
>>682517545
>>682517612
>>682517722
>>682517828
>>682517833
>>682517907
>>682517000
>if the internet were to die
First I will have to say that the internet is pretty much a drug to me, it would be hard for that reason alone and some of my favourite games are online.
>i have alot of games i havent started and alot of music i have never played
Not many games, I do have a huge music collection but finding out new music is one of my favourite things to do, and I need internet for that.
>anime
As I said I have a lot of anime I never saw saved up but its not such a big collection. Basically I started watching it 6 months ago and have been downloading and saving everything that I watched or plan to watch soon.
>>682517375
Sheesh, so your sleeping problems are much worse than I thought.
>>682517474
I always had a hard time talking with grills... I had some that I could call friends but after highschool finished I slowly distanced myself from a lot of people and no serious relationship with a girl survived.
>>682517491
>prison
Oh shit what did you do? Did you get to pick up soap?
>>682517674
dammit.
>someone like atago
>doesn't come everyday
it's probably so obvious.
>>682517876
i guess it doesn't matter.
Enjoy your mini vacation. You deserve it.
>>682518017
Just working, the usual.
>>682518037
The military is stupid. That should explain it all, desu.
My phone's battery fails me before my will to stay awake subdues.
I'm off now.
>>682517933
Well then I guess they'll have to meet me halfway and endure my autistic raging if they're gonna stay.
>>682517771
Nope.
>I meant you were getting further away
>>682517491
Oh shit! Prison!
>>682518172
I feel like it is too
Atago stop admiring my paint skills and let me sleep.
>>682518037
torrenting?
or shitty stream downloads?
>>682518144
that's next level lurking
>>682518037
I went to sleep at 4, woke up not long ago.
You decide if that's bad.
>>682518037
that...hurts, we're in the same boat, i hope you find a qt 3.14 sadisitic and loving grill soon homu
>>682515401
Pan-Paka-Paaan~
>>682515622
>I present to you my plan, this is presuming that the fletcher destroyers are both heading for me and at one point close will swing wide
Yes
>to deploy their centerfire torpedoes
I'm not going to question why they'd do that, considering they can't hit you with torpedoes.
>Don't question how I will achieve these angles
I can't tell if you're joking or not, but the I-400 was actually able to fire like that by presetting a turn into the torpedo, propeller.
FINAL VERDICT
The Fletchers are actually ASW Fletchers and plan to turn to face you rather than running over top you and dropping depth charges.
This very powerful ASW weapon ends up being their demise as they both run right into your salvo.
After you sink both Fletchers the remaining Cruiser and Destroyer are shitting themselves at this point.
They turn tail and steam away at flank speed.
This means that both you and U-530 are able to safely escape the area
VICTORY
>this one was actually hard to win, congrats
>>682516175
>You never mentioned the planes so I figured we didn't have any
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-400-class_submarine
Homework pls
>Fire two torpedoes at the lead destroyer then two at each of the other two destroyers
I'm going to go ahead and fire the last two for you since you'll never get another shot at this with the I-400.
You're able to sink the middle DD and disable (permanently) the front DD.
The last Destroyer left makes a suicidal B-line for the U-boat.
With one, single aft tube the U-boat can potentially nail the Destroyer.
>you only have one shot or you lose
>I will give you a hint
The torpedo must strike the Destroyer.
A single torpedo can be dodged by a swerve.
You need a way to ensure that this Destroyer cannot dodge the torpedo.
What will you do, Commander?
>>682518237
Is it a boat girl?
Big fat tits?
>>682518370
Pan paka paaaaaan, desu!~
>>682518203
It doesn't for me... I can be a dense motherfucker at times.
>>682518292
Thanks lad.
>>682518286
Mostly everything downloaded from animebytes.tv at high resolution and 10-bit. Im a quality whore too.
>>682518345
Its bad but its not terrible, you're like a nocturnal creature.
>>682518232
Exactly!
Compromise
>>682518292
thank you...
>>682518037
>I always had a hard time talking with grills... I had some that I could call friends but after highschool finished I slowly distanced myself from a lot of people and no serious relationship with a girl survived.
Damn that hurts...
A relationship I had pretty much destroyed my ability to make meaningful relationship. Only got a few friends left
>>682518292
Thanks, anon
>>682518603
This is gonna be fun.
>>682518144
>>682518554
>>682518557
>
>>682518203
>millitary
What branch my dude?
>>682518357
You too Kagami-san! I hope you find that grill with a godtier belly that will be ready to satisfy your masochist needs.
>and forcefeed you even if you refuse to eat
>>682518172
>someone like Atago
That's where you're wrong.
>>682518435
>boat girl
No.
>big fat tits
I wouldn't say fat, but they're certainly a good size.
Last picture get
>>682518230
goodbye beautiful
>>682518869
what? you said that was close.
>yuuko
>>682518813
USMC, desu.
>>682518899
Dub dub confirms it and actually getting it
>shinoa bro
>>682518826
that sounds amazing.....
>kagami
>>682518583
>>682518737
>>682518765
Your welcome anytime.
>Mafuyu
>>682518935
Emi was the closest.
>Galko
New bread? Or shall I make it, desu ka?
>>682518941
AYYYYYEEEEEEEEE a jarhead lol no disrespect . I wanna join the navy and be a corpsman for the fleet marine force
>>682518583
You could say that..
Anyway, how are you doing?
>>682518899
GG
>Yui
Dammit hurry with the new thread I have to leave soon.
>>682519106
Bake it.
>>682518935
>3%
Had a real quick check on the archive and yes late December to early January.
Thanks, you're beautiful too.
Making one, desu
>>682519100
prinz
>yuuko
>>682518869
Hair color?
I'm guessing brown
>>682518826
>>682518357
I hope we all can get our love lives sorted out
Hoping for a nice qt guy to play all my nerdy tabletop games with
Fran
>>682518782
Always is :3
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