Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: ay lmao
sachi claim
Iowa claim
Shiragami Youko claimed.
Thanks Karen for always starting these threads, by the way!
>>682411880
best girl claimed!
>get you smug on
>Shizuru get!
>Cute lewd edition
>>682411742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
I strangely find this amusing
Rikka Claimed.
I was gonna try to start the next thread but looks like flight karen has beat me to it again. GG Karen. GG.
>Just leaving this here
Claiming Ichimatsu
>>682411776
Cant afford cooking materials spend all my money on computer parts to cook my food
>claiming
>>682410828
Hell ye, what brand you munchin on?
>>682411014
Shit, I read your situation, im sorry to hear that man, nobody deserves that sorta shit. I don't know how somebody can convince themselves of doing shit like that
>>682411353
Goodnight! Sleep well <3
>>682411611
Dude just set yourself on fire, youll be good
>>682411624
Ah I see, what do you do at the school?
>>682411742
Sounds like my kinda night...and day...and life
and claiming
>>682411918
My views on what specifically? I find it rather odd that I have a lot of admirers when I've given nothing to be admirable for.
>>682410106
>Asuka
>>682410524
>Fool
>mfw asuka could be the next mozart
>>682410219
>Moo
You wanna give me a little more to go on because I couldn't find it
>>682410503
>The doa guy
>superior to mugi
no
>>682410570
>Koko
same old same old, this week looks like it's gonna be shit. How's yours looking?
>>682411014
>Canaan
It's definitely fucky. People not thinking with their heads
>>682411256
>Asuka
the opening doors thing I've seen before but holy shit the choking that sounds like a smart ass cat
I like persians
>>682411637
>Fool
I think he meant he couldn't think of any that WEREN'T insane
>>682412220
Ever heard of Pizza Patron?
Claimed
>>682412287
>.< no he is a genius
>>682412329
you smug it
>>682411880
hey friends.
>>682412287
That depends if our good friend The Watchman is still around, if he's not I'll post it.
>>682412121
>>682412447
Goddamn where's my insulin?
>>682412287
Mozart is too airy for me. Too light. I am no fan of Mozart.
Gershwin wasn't insane.
>>682412201
> oh god why
>>682412447
> I don't even...
> Neptune claimed
>>682412287
I see, why is your week gonna be shit? I wish I could forsee like that haha
>>682412308
No I haven't, is it dank of dank?
>>682412712
Oh shit its Nano, hows it going nano?
>>682412833
Are you calling my powers delusion Nep?
>>682412265
>nothing to be admirable for
I never said I admire you, but I think of you as my peer, instead. Like I said, you're a good conversationalist and those are hard to come by, mate.
>what, specifically?
Didn't put that much thought into it, but after I have, I'll be sure to let you know.
Also
>>682410524
>What composer wasn't insane?
They were never insane, really.
They were artists, they did things with purpose, and a certain deliberation. The two are easily confused, and sometimes overlap, though not as often as some think.
I would like to get more into classical music. I enjoy it when I hear it, but I've never sought it out in my spare time, and often those I know who listen to it reek of pretentiousness.
>>682412287
>superior to Mugi
The only thing not superior on Mugi is
>them eyebrows
>>682412652
>
>>682412813
The fuq? I mean I dig it but y tho?
>>682412532
Excellent taste
>>682412974
Cheap mexican pizza,the dankiest pizza for when you get the munchies
>>682412220
Shit i wish i would have thought of that
>>682412712
S-synth-kun
>>682412308
I have little ceasars
>>682412833
Its hard to buy other luxuries when you need computer parts
Its really nice that amd cpus are cheap but run really hot
>>682413059
eh, im lonely, and throat hurts a little.
i want to cuddle.
how are you??
>>682413082
I'm bored. I beard things.
>Shizuru
clmd
>>682413147
hey cute hows your day?
>>682413147
Close enough, both serves insta pizza already made
Well time to cry myself to sleep. Goodnight anons.
>>682413130
>cheap
check
>mexican
check
>dank
dank
Is it like a local thing or what?
>>682413059
What if I told you I am?
> smirking
>>682413147
There's always apartments with all things included, or you could get a small microwave for this! It's better than disassembling your CPU only to heat up food with the processor, then to put it all back together... It takes too much time!
>>682413207
Can you beard .gif files?
>>682413082
smugglin smugs
>>682413204
Aw im sorry that your throat hurts again. Wanna cuddle with me??
I am doing alright, just tired but I cant get to sleep so why not just hang out here with you guys <3 how is the job going?
>>682413370
Then you would have entered a world of pain nep nep
>>682413332
Not sure on other states, it's quite common here in Texas.
Tuturuuu
>>682413147
Just leave the good ideas to me
>>682413207
Interesting! Any reason why beards? haha
>>682413082
>never question Shizuru's facial hair-giving abilities.
>NEVER
>N E V E R
>>682413130
>For when you get the munchies
>Not guacamole chips
>the ultimate, superior god chip for winners
>Not walking to the market nearby stoned
>Not making atrociously unhealthy sandwiches with friends
>Not laughing about how Shaggy and Scooby did the same shit on TV when you were kids
>They were probably stoned, too.
Good times.
>>682413147
Fuck, I wish had the money for CPU parts.
>>682413370
Probably, but i'm far far FAR too lazy to do so.
It'd be a lot of work.
>>682413531
Nope. Did one as a joke, then just kept doing it.
>>682413451
i'd love too <3~
also its ok i just wish it would stop. i think its allergies.
hows your day?
>>682412652
you never know man.
I honestly feel like most people on 4chan could be great. Just can't put a face to the words.
>>682412727
welp I hope he does. I really want to see it.
>>682412827
I don't listen to classical, I don't think. I just started last week because I clicked on it by accident and liked it.
How would you define insane?
>>682412974
Exams all bunched up into one day, another exam before that and projects in general that I need to finish fast.
>>682413060
agreed desu
sorry if I forgot to reply to someone
>>682413556
You ain't getting me off of pizza son
>>682413329
Use the tears as fuel to push yourself to higher plane of sadness friend, goodnight :)
>>682413385
>
>>682413476
Fiiilthy texans
>>682413524
thats alotta u's
>>682413695
umadbro
i have 5 waifus
>>682413451
A world of pain? Is it me, or am I just not feeling it?
> smirking
>>682413556
I wish I had money for that too, but not to cook stuff on them.
>>682413614
Then it's a way to dodge the bearding! >:D
>>682413329
Goodnight... Don't be sad! Stay happy! Dream good stuff! :D
>>682413476
Damn. ._.
>>682413385
Fucked up, I post in numerical order, heres the smug
>>682413283
Gud gotta go to college tomorrow and see gross 3d women
>>682413302
Not the little ceasars I went to it took 30 minutes for a cheese and cheesy bread sticks
>>682413370
Nah the cpu gives everything a nice flavor and i mainly use a test bench to cook everything all i have to do is replace cpu and board everyso often and i live at home
>>682413531
Gonna have to ask you about all the important things in life from now on
>>682413556
>cpu parts
I wish i had the money for a new gpu
I just don't fucking get it...
Canaan claimed.
>>682412220
I dunno either. To be honest, I kinda just don't care. Shitty people are shit. The end.
>>682412287
You're damn right. To make matters worse, they never seem to realize that people will find out eventually, and when the right person finds out... Well... You know the rest, I guess.
Side note, I'll probably sell the GTX Titan X that's in her PC on ebay, and put that money towards a WRX Hatchback.
>>682412532
Pretty sure she died though... And kind of horribly too.
Sorry for slow posting, my laptops trackpad is acting up and making operating this thing a nightmare.
>>682413060
They were artists, that is precisely why they are insane. Beethoven used to not bathe, clean his clothes, or pick up around his house. Mozart was obsessed with scat. Schubert, Schumann, and Mahler were all severely depressed. Handel and Bach were both gluttonous. Shostakovitch was obsessive compulsive, Schoenberg had triskaidekaphobia.
The need to create is itself a mental disturbance brought about by the need for the artist to bring order to the perceived chaos of their existence. At least according to Freud.
>>682413657
A state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction.
>>682413614
>rattling in the distance
>>682413831
more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>682413630
Aw sweet!
Well I hope it goes away again so you can be pain free and happy! My day was okay, I had to do inventory so not so fun but it didnt go so bad today other than that I didnt do to much but play some games with my friends.
>>682413834
Oh you will! Taste my shield!
>>682413681
Yes but, consider the following:
>sandwiches
>guacamole chips
That being said, I've had pizza stoned.
>Cold pizza while stoned is best pizza
>>682413869
>>682413834
I changed my mind, I just wish I had money.
>>682413834
Poor nep :/
>>682413869
You have a shitty little ceasars then
>>682413556
>not having jeb bush's seceret guac reciepe
>moka
>>682413990
That's right, you better enjoy pizza while stoned
>>682413834
Dio is the only person thus far to get even close to that.
But yeah, if you're that dedicated and i don't feel like just googling your waifu's name to find one. Sure.
>>682413920
>Rattles closer
>Shizuru
>>682413556
Fuck you I wont do whatya tell me
>>682413614
Thats the best way to start doing things! haha
>>682413657
Oh shit, that sucks. Im doing finals right now too lol. what classes are you taking?
>>682413829
maybe just a lil
>>682413831
As long as one of ems not mine I dont give fuq
>>682413869
Isn't that more money in the end when compared to buying a microwave?
>>682413979
I'll snap that in two with my bare hands, girl!
>>682414009
Sucks to be poor...
>>682413990
Isn't normie hot pizza better?
>>682413920
Is it rattling time yet? :D
>>682413831
> RIP your laifu
>>682413657
i appreciate your confidence. I may try and put my sonata on soundcloud so you can have a listen. but i dont know if i'm ready to publish it to the whole world >.<
>>682414213
Poor? Na buddy, this pizza is $5
Also
Mussorgsky was a drunk, even by Russian standards and Tchaikovsky was both depressed and paranoid.
>>682413869
Thats a wise choice youngling
>>682413890
>shitty people are shit. The end.
Amen to that man, I hope you got something to numb things up for you
>>682414213
hey your supposed to be nepping me
>>682413657
I'm pretty sure he's asleep by now but if not I'd like him to tell me, he should know who he is. If he doesn't show up in a bit I'll post it.
>>682414210
As if I even was kiddo
Re-class claimed
any battleships around?
>>682414213
when isn't it rattling time?
>>682414081
>louder rattles
>>682414213
I dont think microwaves have strong enough cpus to cook on though
>>682413990
Me too
>>682414009
Indeed it is a very shitty little ceasars
>>682414336
So should i go to the college tomorrow and finish up finicial aid
And on wednesday should i show up to my first day at my new job
>>682413919
>Mozart was obsessed with scat.
kek I remember when I learned this. I learned that all humans are just people. I'm not smart enough to phrase it better than that, I don't think.
What do you work? Painting just a hobby?
>>682413890
Yeah, I think it's just letting emotions take control and then they're already in it so might as well take it further.
Sucks though, she's the loser. Let me know what happens next time you're on please. I gotta split soon.
>>682414416
Hopefully in less than 25 mins cause I gotta leave lol
>>682414271
Up to you man, with your experience I don't think it can be bad at all though.
Where are you from? Where do you live right now? I'm from lebanon.
>>682414554
Soryu was a ship
>>682413919
I always figured those things were brought about by being an artist.
>I have images, thoughts, ideas in my head
>I put them on pages, or in the air using my tools
>I'm not looking to bring order to anything at all
>I'm just looking to tell the stories I've created
With all due respect, I believe some of what Freud said was true, but the truth is I don't think it's applicable anymore. Times have changed, minds have changed, and to be honest, the only reason people use Freud as a reference is because he's the only icon we've got in that field, to be honest. That's just the way I see things, though.
>>682414020
>Implying I want anything of Jeb Bush's
>'please clap'
>>682414054
I enjoy pizza anyway, I just like so many other foods more.
>>682414213
>normie hot pizza
Fuck hot pizza, cold pizza's where it's at, if it's at... at all?
>>682414213
I would love to see you try!
>>682414528
Riiiiiiiiight
>>682414645
Ah well
>>682414747
I said to be honest twice in one sentence, whoops.
>>682414671
yeah his fetish was weird lol. I'm in Georgia atm,
>>682414844
literally kys, unforgivable nigga
>>682414856
born american?
>Karen
>>682414856
and forgetting to add the picture is apparantly my fucking superpower
>>682414645
I would say yes to the financial aid, no to the job because your getting financial aid anyways? and in the wise words of stitches "FUCK A JOB, COCAIN.COCAIN"
>>682414671
I like that pic
>>682414840
Hey, I don't have to take that from some backwards inbred
>>682414938
yeaah only second generation though
>>682414671
Well tell me when you've got like 5 minutes left and I'll give it to you for later whenever you get back from wherever you're going.
>>682413990
I thought you didn't like pizza?
>>682414336
Pic related. Anything she leaves behind that's even remotely worth anything is getting sold on ebay, and that's going straight towards getting one of these. That's how I'm gonna handle it.
>>682414671
Alright, peace out Karen.
>Canaan
>>682414747
>not buying his guaca bowls
>not using the best dish to make guac
>not accepting his pocket turtle
>>682414840
Next time im ordering pizza hut
>>682415020
But the financial aid only pays for tuition how am i gonna pay for anything else
Also should i sign up for a PE class i really need it
>>682414554
>battleship
yeeeee
I don't understand anyone that doesn't like classical music.
>>682414671
Painting is how I commune with the world, how I express my particular experience with the human condition. It is my one and only need, the thing that brings my life any meaning, it is also the main source of all my stress and despair. I work as a server in a restaurant to make money to pay my bills, though the goal is to eventually sell my work and live off that exclusively.
>>682414747
What were brought about by being an artist? Art does not cause insanity, it is the outlet for the mentally disturbed because it isn't limited by anything.
Freud is by no means the only icon we have, there's also Carl Jung and Jacques Lacan. These three are the ones I'm familiar with because of their importance to aesthetic theory. I'm positive there are dozens more.
>>682415069
>Shizuru
>>682415122
Nope, I like it.
Never said I didn't.
>I definitely implied it, though
I just think it's ridiculous what a pedestal people put it on, oftentimes. Like, to the point where it seems like it's become a bandwagon food sometimes.
>>682415236
>'please clap'
>Captcha: pizza
Using this evidence, I can confirm there is no God out there that loves me, if they're willing to put me through these trials.
>>682414081
Fair enough. I'm safe from the bearding for now!
>>682414294
> you shouldn't eat pizza if you have no money
> it's the food product that takes the least amount of money to make, yet it is sold at the highest price when compared with how little it takes to make
>>682414388
Aren't I Nepping you good? >:D
>>682414568
> rattling time?
> rattling time
>>682414645
Microwaves are designed for cooking food on them, and you can cook full plates at once. A small processor won't allow you to cook much of an area.
>>682414747
Pizza is probably not where it's at. D:
>>682414800
What is this? Bodyguard mode? Nyahahaha! You are simply a human. >:D
>>682415122
Fuck yeah! I love it man, put all that shit towards something solid
>>682415236
Well what kind of financial aid is it? I use mine for tuition, books, gas etc. but I could actually use it for anything cus its not a loan. And yeah PE would be a good idea
>>682415667
you could be nepping me harder >//<
>>682415020
Now I know who I forgot to reply to lol
I'm taking three business classes, a freshman course of geology because some of my credits didn't get transfer and english. I dropped a math course because fuck that teacher that I forgot to tell you about lol
>>682415069
just drop it now nigga. the suspense is killing me lol
I gotta split in about 10 mins
>>682415065
what does this mean? two generations ago your family wasn't american?
>>682415403
I can kinda guess the answer I think but why does it make you sad? Your posts are fun to read, reminds of when I was able to have fun reading books lol
Why do you post on 4chan? To pass time or do you gain something from it?
How long have you been posting?
>>682415716
Chaika!
I gotta split for class everyone, I'll read replies when I get back in an hour or two
>>682415638
*claps*
>>682415667
Dual processor mobo cuts cooking time in half
Thats why im broke having to buy 2 processors
>>682415740
As far as i know its just pel grant gonna go tomorrow and find out
Might try and get on that chapter 38 tho and get paid to go to school
Where did that cute little robot go
>>682415667
If you say so.
>Shizuru
>>682415925
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/930116/fbc8241a5b/
I'd like to buy this man a drink.
>>682415403
I can understand it, music is something people connect with and for some people classical just doesn't click. That being said I do enjoy the more "mainstream" classical pieces as it were
>>682415638
>bandwagon food
Oooohhhmmyyyyy
>>682415716
Cute
>>682415020
>Inbred
I'm from Texas, not alabama
>>682415236
There ya go, go big or go home
>>682415667
I aint shitting you m8, it's litterally $5 pizza
>>682415925
Why does what make me sad? I post to pass the time while I am waiting. I have been posting for a few years now.
>>682416140
Classical music is pure emotion. Untethered by language.
>>682415925
exactly!
>>682415925
no worries lol, sounds like some tough courses! Tell me bout the teach when you get back haha
>>682416061
Ah I see, whats the chapter 38? and the robot went lee lee I think
>>682416130
thanks moo, I'll check it when I get back
>>682416299
why does painting make you sad? you said it's the source of your despair. maybe I didn't get it right
ok bus leaving seeya guys lol
>Karen
>>682415836
> wants it harder
> harder GET!
>>682416069
> much beard time
>>682416245
That's ridiculously expensive, and it's normal everywhere in the world. ._.
>>682416510
Take care, cow girl!
>>682415638
Whatever, your choice in foods.
>>682415740
I'd still rather have an Evo 9 instead a 2011 STI WRX, buuuuutt the WRX will probably be quite a bit cheaper and it'll still be great for Arizona back roads through the mountains. Considering my 240 struggles with that kind of driving, yeah it'll be worth an upgrade.
>>682416434
Despair is not sadness. It causes despair because I am trying to achieve an ideal that is impossible, I am seeking the unobtainable. I know it is unobtainable yet I must pursue it regardless.
>>682416603
I'm not the one leaving.
>>682416223
Hello how are ye.
>>682416069
>>682416603
Decided to make it a bit more full.
No i don't have a reason.
>Shizuru
>>682415667
>one off rattle
>>682416069
that beard actually looks kinda nice
>>682416130
what did i just see/read
>>682416434
cya
>>682416397
Not too sure exactly but i think its a verterans only thing but you get paid $1000 a month just to go to school full time
I dont think i can get it but maybe
>>682416245
Ooooo sick diss. That and Utah, went there once and everybody looked like siblings haha
>>682416299
True, but language makes the message of things a bit less ambiguous I suppose, no need to interpret which people like
>>682416788
>>682416811
>We got the dubs rattle
>>682416811
Something that will never happen to me regardless of how hard I try or how 'successful' I am in the eyes of normies.
Claim.
>>682416887
I went to Utah once because my plane to Texas (ironically enough) had to make a stop. It was my first time being alone at all, much less in another state. The mountains were pretty, but the people were all unsettling-ly nice.
>>682416603
How poor are you m8?
>>682416887
I wouldnt know what Utah is like
>>682416650
Damn, the Evo is a sexy ass car lol, but that sounds like a pretty sweet change from your 240, you go offroading often?
>>682416830
Oh shit well if your a veteran why wouldn't you be able too?
>>682417161
>filename
Peasant.
>>682416788
moar beard it is!
>>682416811
aww!
>>682417161
Hmm... Still, claiming a taken waifu...
>>682416767
Oh, you're not?! That's good! :D
>>682416130
Nice read, cow girl!
Someone say Texas?
>>682416887
Language is entirely interpretation.
When I say chair what do you think of? You have a specific idea of chair, you recognize other chairs as chairs, but you think of a specific one when you hear or see the word. My idea of chair is different from yours, we think of two different things, both of them are chairs, we can both recognize other chairs, we'd agree that chairs are chairs, but the fundamental thing in our mind that we picture when we hear or see the word chair is different.
Now, imagine you're suddenly transported to a world where there are no chairs and it's your job to explain what a chair is to the inhabitants. It would be impossible to do so because they'd have nothing, no experience at all of what a chair is. To them it would just be a nonsensical sound that you've made. Even if you explain that the word chair has meaning, and the meaning itself, it would still be an abstract idea because of the lack of a concrete experience with the object in question.
>>682416782
good good
I found someone... does he belongs to you?
>>682417196
That too, the people were really nice but in like a drone kinda way haha
>>682417220
Nobody truly knows what Utah is like, just what the mormans want you to see #illuminati
>>682417459
Ah shit son, now its a party
>>682417223
Im not a full veteran im an entry level seperations veteran which means i get to be called a veteran without the perks of being a veteran
Pisses me off i would rather just be a civilian than a "veteran"
So i dont get any of the gi bills or other veteran benefits
>>682416510
>>682416811
kek so apparently there was no school today
>>682416686
I don't understand this feeling. Again maybe I'm not smart enough but why do you pursue something if you know it won't happen?
I would commit suicide if my religion allowed it but I'm forced to live anyway. I really don't get the point of trying hard for something you can't do.
Do you feel that life has a point?
>>682416397
I'll tell you in the next thread, won't have time to reply here.
You better not be talking shit about Texas.
>>682417376
I'm on my phone right now. Fight meh.
>>682417580
Guess I should have been reading that conversation, went back and read it all.
What part are you from?
>>682417756
Well done.
>>682416933
>dubs on dubs rattle
>>682417012
wow
got more?
>>682417756
does that mean more (You)'s?
>>682417534
That's good. Doing fine myself.
Dipping from thread. later
>>682417196
Mormons are like that. That's how they suck you in, make you become one of their cult.
>>682417223
Ha, not in my 240. No, offroading is not really my thing, I just like those winding mountain roads that normally run through more mountainous areas. Lots of fun, unless you drive an SR20 swapped S14 240 with stiff coilovers like I do. Not bad for city driving, but fuck me canyon runs are unbearable.
>>682417812
>This gif should explain how I feel
>>682417876
Dallas
>>682417756
I see life as meaningless. I pursue it because I must, like Sisyphus rolling the boulder to the heights only to have it roll back down, or like a man who goes to a dead end job every single day. What religion do you follow, if I may ask?
>>682418005
Fucking love that one.
>>682418009
Cool, I used to live up there until a few years ago.
>>682418009
Yuno i didnt know u was a dallas nigguh
Man we close as fuck
>>682413302
>Shizuru
>>682418056
Life is the universe experiencing itself. It's a shame the persuasive powers of humanity choose to pursue such a short sighted and selfish goal.
>>682418184
>>682418184
>>682418184
>>682418056
also I'm not this guy
Claiming last picture. Goodnight, everybody.
Was nice chatting with you all, I have to take a shower and sleep now.
>>682418261
>>682418168
I mean this guy fuck
