I'm 22, never had sex, never had my dick sucked, never had my dick touched,
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I'm 22, never had sex, never had my dick sucked, never had my dick touched, never kissed a girl, never hugged a girl.
literally never nothing with a girl.
anyone else a fucking loser and hates themselves?
>>682396225
yup same
Do it.
>>682396225
you only need one bullet. just sayin.
I hear hookers are pretty great
>>682396225
and today was the day op went to back page and bought a hooker who let him do anal
I've only kissed two girls and both were when I was 21. 23 now and yeah I 100% hate myself and am a total loser.
>>682396225
You dont have to judge yourself by your sexual experiences.
You've probably got something else going for you.
>>682396225
> be me
> okay looking
> but sperg as fuck
> miss all the opportunity of girls openly saying they'd fuck me in HS due to retardation
> now a neet
> don't even talk to people anymore
> looks hopeless now
Actually am pretty happy with life though all things considered.
>>682396225
do you own a gun? i will explain to you in lurid detail what all of those experiences are like if you trade me a gun
>>682396225
Ha! Same here (minus the "hug" part), and I turn 30 next month.
The only advice I could give you is:
It doesn't get easier. It gets more depressing and more lonely each day.
>>682396225
21, same thing ....I guess its too late
>>682396225
There is always tinder
Or you can get a friend if you have one and go to a strip club.
You can be a completely disgusting awkward autist at a stripclub.
Bitches don't care.
They'll shove your titties in your face and let you finger them if you can afford to pay for it.
All they care about it money, they don't judge you.
Most are prostitutes too. Hang around a stripclub often enough and they might gain your trust and offer bonus services, again, with no judgement.
Find a hooker. Or a fat chick. But really don't worry about it, it's a stupid thing. Make money and spend it all on yourself.
For real, if you shell out some hooker money, you will never be able to make this exact thread again. That's a change. Change shit.
> be me 18 virging skinny faggot
> just starting college and start talking to ugly 5/10 but 7/10 body chick
> giving me hints
> Hot summer day
> we walk around my neigboorhood in the afternoon looking for a place to get it on
> see a branch in the middle of sidewalk
> try and kick it
> ohhshitnigga.jpg it not a branch its a fucking snake
> first time seeing snake in person ever
> starts raining out of nowhere
> but end up sneaking into a baseballfield dugout and get it on there
> first time hell yea
> later on gind out got std
Was the snake and random rain on a sunny day a sign of something bad?
I don't understand how it's possible to be kissless, let alone hugless. You've never once been to a party with drunk girls? Or even became good enough friends with a girl that you hug every now and then?
>>682396225
You probably watch my little pony and beat off to cartoons. Thats why youre a loser. Not because you havent been laid.
>>682396225
Im handsome and kissed a lot of girls and fuck many of them and feel miserable dude, no one gives a fuck about you actually i hate my condition because i have a fuckig disaese and i will probably die so whats the matter of do all the things i do. Just think about it.
>>682396225
Hahahahahaha
>>682398919
Always had really bad social anxiety and so on so nope.
>>682398938
Don't watch any of that shit
>>682398773
Damn, you were warned, man.
>>682396225
I had my first girl at 18 anon and till today I never stop to fuck, I´m 41 so, nevermind.
Just leave your computer and go outside.
a good portion of women are whores for money, power, prestige, etc.
high percentage of people are shit and it doesn't matter the relationship to you either
if you live long enough you'll see that you're completely alone
you can check out any time
>>682396225
Sign up for tinder faggot
>>682396225
Exact same here, except i went to a hooker, didn't help. It was a waste of money and i felt disgusting afterwards.
>>682396225
Maybe therein lies your problem?
Have you tried loving yourself?
Try not giving a fuck about anybody or anything but you.
Get a haircut, shower everyday, buy nice clothes, get a hobby, learn to cook, ect..
Worst case scenario is none of that works.
And you'd be exactly where you are today,
but as a better, more independent person.
>>682399051
Aids got you down?
>>682399601
Damn sorry to hear. Start lifting, eat better and find a hobby. You'll feel a lot better about yourself and have more confidence.. bitches love confidence
>>682396225
OP I'm going to help you , now you need to be brutally honest with yourself.
1. Are you clingy and act desperate around girls.
2. Outta 10 how would you rate yourself
3.What do you personally think the reason you haven't got a girl is ?
No be honest otherwise we can't help.
>>682400113
Don't listen to these guys OP, hookers are disgusting and a waste of money, you'll feel even worse after.
>>682400086
1. No I just tend to avoid conversation with them at all cost.
2. 5? Posted a picture of myself above
3. No friends, never go out, etc
Why would you let your lack of sexual experiences define you?
Jk fam I'm lonely too
>>682400086
Not OP but i want help.
1: No, not for some years at least
2: 5-6/10
3: I geniunly think i'm autistic, never understood how to be social without being cringy and the lack of experience snowballed my anxiety.
Pls halp.
>>682396225
Dude, you need to stop letting fucking women get you down. Most of them have shit taste in men particularly when they're under 25.
You've got internet porn, you really don't need them for sex. A relationship can be nice; but its nothing to fret over. Study something, make money, travel, have fun and think about how good life is when all your money isn't going to buy shoes for a woman.
>>682400419
You may be right about the possible self loathing if you pick the wrong escort.
>>682400505
Ok well you look normal and I'm not a chick so I wouldn't really know but your not a fugly tard and I'm sure you'd have no trouble getting girls from your looks.
But never going out and no friends doesn't help I guess , do you get nervous to talk to them because you think they'll judge you if you say something wrong ?
I was a virgin until 28 years old. Life gets better. Focus on career and doing stuff you love in that order. Romance will happen naturally.
Unless you're ugly as fuck, of course. Lose some weight, fatty.
pfft im 26 and almost 27
ya i have it worst
so stfu you ungrateful fuck
>>682399601
Go on backpage fam
Sexy bitches u can prob find cheap hoe for $100
>>682396225
You don't have to be a "loser" OP. Just make some changes in your life. You can't do the same thing you've always done for 22 years and expect things to change. Go to the gym, and read some books by tucker max
>>682399610
Im not really supersticious but every night for that past 3 years i think about those "signs"
It sucks even had a condom
Now completly ruined any relationship i want to get in
>>682396225
I've been hugged once by a female friend after I hadn't seen her all summer back in high school. We weren't close anyway, never saw her again after high school. She was hot as shit, but her personality was the opposite of mine.
So yeah, that was pretty much my only anything with a girl. 21 now.
>>682396225
Same anon. I don't understand how some dudes are not only able to get into a relationship, but find someone else to cheat with, destroying their relationship.
You fucker not having done shit is the easy part once you fall for someone and shit hits the fan feels fucking horrible.. its fucking worth it get your ass in fucking shape and get out nigger
>>682396225
You sound like you should get out more. Girls tend to be more attracted to someone they spend time with so go find some and introduce yourself.
>>682396225
Heres what ya do OP. Shave your neck beard, go work out, eat better food, read a fucking book, grow a personality, go to the bar, talk to people (whats the worst thing thats gonna happen?), meet some people, start hanging out with some people, meet some girls, start talking to some girls, make them laugh, take them on a date with your new well groomed and maintained body, impress them with your worldly knowledge, take one (or more) out on a second date, be a gentleman, ask for a third date, make it somewhere special (always pay attention to what they say, they drop subtle clues as to what the like and want all the time in conversation), when shes been laughing for a while, get closer, smile softly, hold her hand, tell her you really like her, lean in to kiss, be gentle but firm with your kiss (close your eyes for gods sake), slowly pull away, look her in the eyes, smile softly, take her to her home, get invited inside, go freshen up in the bathroom, wash hands, face, dick n balls if you have time, go find her in her room, wearing sexy lacy underwear, slowly undress silently as some smooth jazz plays on her clock radio, slowly crawl into her bed, your bodies become intertwined, pre cum all over her new bed sheets, start crying, go home and post on 4chan.
>>682402862
>introduce yourself.
That might be what i'm worst at, along with smalltalk
What do?
>>682396225
Never hug? Holy fuck you must have been retarded
>>682400704
Ok looks wise you can still get a girl even if your a 6/10 they it's really only the 4/10's or less they avoid so don't worry about that.
What you need to do is take good care of your hygene cut nails , brush teeth , shower all the time ya know all that stuff and present yourself nicely. Then you need forget girls and work on yourself and they will come to you. Trust me the more you chase them the more they run away but if you be the best you that you can be they will see that and that's what girls really like.
Don't be clingy , don't call them all the time , don't do everything they ask. You need to show that you don't need them and that's what will draw them too you , trust me girls have a 6th sense for these things. Go to the gym , eat healthy , take pride in your appearance , find a good hobby and improve yourself in everyway you can and they will just come to you when you least expect it.
It's funny when you try to get them you can't but as soon as you stop caring about them they come straight to you.
>>682402992
mvp
>>682396225
Cheer up faggot, I had my first blow at your age. I'm just one year older than u. Anyway, it wasn't a big deal, I even had the oportunity to fuck a 19 yo that looked like a 12 yo, had her cunt in my mouth, kissed her, groped her and stuff and I didn't really fucked her at all. I'm so into masturbation that I actually jerked in front of her rather to introducing my hard cock in her little body
>>682403886
What the fuck fam, why didn't you fuck that
>>682403504
I'll keep your advice but the thing is, i've allready got some girls interested in me.
Last one was a friend of a friend i met at a small get-together and our common friend later told me that she said she liked me. Now i'm terrified and find excuses not to go to that friends house anymore. I'm complrely terrified of socio-sexual interaction.
>>682396225
>equating not having sex with being a loser.
I'm 35, never had sex, none of the above.. don't really care, don't let it define me, and would turn down the chance (again).
>>682404321
>would turn down the chance
Why?
Lower your standards. I have a three tier rating system.
1.) I'd let her suck my dick, this level is very low, If your in my age range and not a landwhale you're here
2.) I'd fuck her, this includes anywhere from 5/10s to 7/10s
3.) I'd eat that pussy even if I didn't get too fuck, includes 8/10-10/10. Or some really deep "I want this bitch to have my babies" connection.
Best tip though is just stop caring, send those dumbass texts, straight up ask for sex, and generally just don't give a fuck.
The worst that can happen is you don't get laid.
>>682404500
Another anon here. Tried lowering my standards, but it seems that even landwhales think they deserve a prince charming.
>>682404496
the idea of putting anything in anyone is repulsive.
you can't trust people... you don't know where they have been.. i don't wanna take the chance on anybody.
>in before it feels good.
who cares, plenty of things feel good.
>>682404027
You see, there is something in jerking that a juicy pussy won't give you: your own pace and rythm. When she was that horny, I preferred jerking to let (painfully) out all the cum I had in my balls because of the groping/fingering/"tonguing" stuff.
You see, jerking after that will be the best pain you'll ever feel.
>>682404142
Ok this is a good start you've got one interested in you. The best thing I can tell you is don't think of here as a girl when you talk to her , think of her as a person and stop over thinking things.
Most guys that do well with girls do so because they realize it's just like talking to one of your friends and except they have different interests.
So relax , breathe and don't think to much and forget that she's even a girl just talk normal and don't try to go over the top just to impress her just talk normally and you might be surprized how far you'll get.
>>682396225
bro. i was a virgin until 23. now im married with a kid and one on the way. you should care less about wetting your noodle and focus on developing your talents. relationships happen naturally, and tend to seem invasive at first because you're so caught up in the quest of self actualization. if you're lucky and wise, the right relationship serves to further the endeavor. the crux being that you are the arbiter of such things. take control of yourself.
>>682404778
Cruise the bar scene and be assertive, "Come back to my place" instead of "Wanna come back to my place?" etc.
>>682396225
Welcome to the Internet. Most of us are in the same boat.
Hmu homie I'm a dude but I'll help you with that ;) I'm on [email protected]
>>682405756
What kills me is that finding a wife is hard, but getting your dick wet as long as you're at least average looking is easy, you just have to try.
>>682396225
>I'm 22, never had sex, never had my dick sucked, never had my dick touched, never kissed a girl, never hugged a girl.
>literally never nothing with a girl.
>anyone else a fucking loser and hates themselves?
Well how about you do something about that? Get out of the house, meet new people talk to them and maybe you can get some sex while you are at it. Or if you do not want to go out and meet people then find someone online and go for a date.
Let me tell you something just to cheer you up. I'm ugly and fat, over 130kg and I can't run even if my life depended on it. I use my PC 12hrs a day minimum and I have been in an accident that left my arm and leg fucked up so I can't do most of things even after few surgeries. I was kicked out of army because of asthma diagnosis when i was 18. I have not held any job in 5 years. Even after all this shit I exercise, go swimming when I can and lift some weights at home so I don't become one of those mouthbreathers who look like michelinnman had a baby with a hippo. I'm almost 30 at this point and I met my wife at my friends halloween party 3 years ago, she had just turned 18 then. I had never seen her before and went to talk to her and one thing led to another and she ended up at my place that night and you can imagine the rest. I have always had plenty of girls atracted to me and hit on me and I still don't know why but maybe it's a confidence thing or something, who knows. Granted one or two of them were only interested in me because one other girls told them about my dick and called me a horse. But others were and still are interested in me and do not know anything about what I just told.
What i'm trying to say is. If I can do it, so can you. So what is your execuse?
>>682396225
Yep, me. Tho I'm 18
>>682396225
did anyone else "literally never *ANYTHING with a girl" ???
>>682406119
They're all crazy hahahahaha
>>682406438
also:
what a pathetic shitty goddamn thread...
>>682396225
i got my dick sucked
felt good
>>682406486
With tinder you don't even have to get dressed to get laid. The internet is a wonderful thing.
>>682396225
go traveling
somewhere in asia
sooner or later a hooker will suck your dick for like 50c
or just go to a brothel
>>682406678
Hahahaha I almost fell off my chair laughing. Stupid sluts.
>>682398773
You probably just conceived the antichrist.
>>682396225
Who cares? I didn't have sex till I was 24. I dated and married one person and only had sex with that one person going on 11 years now. It's not a big fucking deal.
>>682399796
But you can never leave
I'm a loser who hates himself and I'm not a virgin.
So you might still hate yourself even if you fix your problem!
>>682396225
Buy a motorcycle , learn to ride , get bitches , stop caring about bitches completely you've got a motorcycle now , bitches flock from everywhere , fuck off bitches I dun want your rings on muh fingaz I'm having too much fun on motabycycle.
>>682406230
Mad respect for you my good anon
I don't get it... how is that possible? How is any of this possible? Is this some joke that i'm too much of a newfag to understand?
How the actual fuck could you not have at least kissed a girl? What type of degenerate are you? How fucked up are you? My god.
Again, maybe this is a joke i'm missing out on, but if it isn't... what is wrong with you?
>>682396225
22?...come on...I didn't got any action till I was 24(happy with girlfriend and 3 kids now), too high standards on girls???, waiting for girls to come to you??...be real, be honest, be yourself...just don't be an asshole...that's it.
>>682409409
>happy with girlfriend and 3 kids now)
> 3 kids now
> 3 kids
You poor man , please tell me you have a man cave at least with a pool table and bear and darts and shit. Also don't sell your sports car for a family car it's a trap RUN WHILE YOU CAN.
Sex is kind of overrated. I mean having great sex is awesome and can be a huge stress reliever and all that, but people get a little too hung up on whether or not they've had sex.
I lost my virginity kinda late at 20 and afterwards I realized it really wasn't that big of a deal. It doesn't really change anything
>>682408836
normie you wouldn't understand. most of us have an inferiority complex and have been shunned in school... it's really hard for someone to make advances on a grill if he thinks he's garbage
>>682411409
Do what you wanna do , enjoy your life and be the best you that you can be and when you stop caring about women and start enjoying your life they will come.
Women can't stand seeing a man enjoying himself and they will want to change you and make you theirs , it drives them nuts when we don't care.
>>682411770
No offense, but that's nobody's fault but your own. You can do a lot to help yourself if you just work on building some confidence.
is it normal for blow jobs to be disappointing as fuck? is my dick so desensitized? I can barely feel that shit
>>682411866
Exactly. I always used to be afraid of getting older and not being so hormonally attached to women. I felt like that meant sex and relationships would be less exciting, but when it actually started happening I realized I was so much happier not really caring than I ever was chasing girls around. And things definitely stay interesting even if you're not constantly thinking about sex
>>682412052
I know that feel anon. If you jerk off stop all together. Also the girl might just be bad at blowjobs
Not being able to get sex conveys you're mentally inept, unfit, and inferior. You wouldn't be able to coax a woman and procreate. Therefore, yes, you should kill yourself.
Survival of the fittest, as they say, and clearly you're not among the fittest.
>>682411942
You obviously haven't been in that situation and have no idea how humans function, you can't really better yourself if you can't even imagine a way to better yourself, it simply doesn't come to mind. You're stuck in a spot and even though there might be an exit you don't see it, you genuinely don't see it and not because you don't want to but because you can't, you need someone to at least push you in the right direction if not guide you out of the mess...
>>682400809
>You've got internet porn, you really don't need them for sex.
Says the virgin. Porn doesn't replace the physical presence and touch of a female.
>>682412052
I feel you man. I think it feels good but i could never nut to it.
>>682396225
Tell me
Would you suck my dick?
>>682396225
just go out and rape a girl you worthless piece of shit
>>682413019
comments like these contribute to rape culture, please remove yourself from the face of the earth scum.
Even though my life is shit, after reading this thread I feel a little better. At least I'm not a virgin cuck. Thanks /b/
>>682398773
Y u no condom
>>682412428
>>682412877
When a girl sucks your finger it's like holy fuckkkk that'd feel good on my dick, but then it's like meh. Maybe less/not fapping would help
>>682413178
>At least I'm not a virgin cuck.
Fucking men in the ass doesn't count; you're still a virgin.
>Even though my life is shit
Yeah, AIDS medication is expensive.
>>682412757
Believe it or not girls are actually pretty chill about things like that. If you are open with a girl about your sexual past - with euphemisms, no need to make it too embarrassing/self demeaning - i guarantee she would be content maybe even happy about guiding you through your first real relationship.
Just don't be something you're not.
>>682412757
>determination to fail
suit yourself robot
fuck dude same here. Just memeing until I get a flesh
>>682413285
>When a girl sucks your finger it's like holy fuckkkk that'd feel good on my dick, but then it's like meh.
Personally, I prefer oral sex over intercourse. My gf throats my cock to completion more than we fuck.
>>682413285
Holy shit so fucking true. Before I finger my girl she sucks on my finger and its seriously one of the hottest things she could do foreplay wise.
>>682413154
I know a good place for you. It's called tumblr you sjw cuck!
>>682396225
Same as OP but I've at least hugged a few girls regularly in hs.
>>682413717
How old are you now?
>>682413665
>taking the b8
Lurk moar, newfag
>>682396225
same. i never got that. do people really hate themselves for being single? for real?
Sup losers
Just came here to say I used to be like you. Up until I was... shit, 20? Never had sex, never kissed a girl, barely even got hugged, didn't have female friends, felt like a worthless piece of shit all the time, etc etc.
Now I'm 22, currently have a fwb (working on another), have had a few girlfriends and quite a few flings, I lift, I'm graduating in June with a degree in engineering, confident, and taking proper care of myself.
Where I used to be sad all the time, now I'm just angry. I'm angry that this one girl I actually want isn't interested in me, even though there are 10 other girls I could call tonight and sleep with. I'm angry that I don't have a lot of money yet, though I am working on it. I'm angry because I'm not as popular as I hoped I'd be in college, and got started way too late. I am constantly angry and dissatisfied with my life, even though, rationally speaking, I am doing quite well.
The point is it doesn't get better. In fact, it will probably only get worse. You might as well just focus on making yourself the best that you can be, so you can at least look forward to jealousy and regret from anyone who made you angry or sad.
>>682401127
Kek battle of the losers
>>682398938
used to look at hentai, fucked probably more girls this year at college parties then you know. I dont even go to college.
>all these fags saying get on tinder
doesn't that work through facebook? don't think i'd get alot of matches with <100 friends...
>>682396225
Sex kinda sucks. When it's good it's over too fast. When it lasts it gets boring. The urge to have sex is not equivalent to the actual experience. Any introvert is better off relieving their instinctual urge to fuck by jerking it rather than deal with the massive pain in the ass that accompanies getting fucked. True, it's nice to feel assured of your desirability by being in a relationship, but don't mistake sexual attractiveness for personal worth. Sexual attraction is shallow and easily manipulated by those who know what they're doing.
Watch anime, enjoy your waifus, watch porn, jerk off, and don't bother with the life and soul consuming thing that is "real love." Romanticism is superstitious nonsense.
>>682413154
Now you listen to me tumblrina I've had it up to hear with you cucks kill yourself in a bath of gravy and lard. You just made me so mad I punched a cat right in the face.
Lost my virginity at 19. Chick from Holland, pretty thick, E cup, not chubby.
Don't want to get tinder? Just get Skout my niggas. I'm serious. A million times better than tinder.
Its interesting that guys want to get rid of their virginity as if its a plague or disease, while girls hold theirs as precious and godly. Well.. most girls.
>>682413803
21, 22 later this year
>>682413403
I understand that and I agree completely, but from an insecure guy's point of view everyone is mean and will be mean or just won't give a damn, or you're afraid of wasting people's time because you feel like you're not worth it :/ They've never experienced real kindness so they have nothing to reassure them or something they can reference
>>682414277
>fucked first tinder girl I met up with
>78 friends
they can't see your friend count btw.
get on tinder, motherfucker.
>>682414101
That's the plan yo.
Your problem isn't that you're a loser. Your problem is that you've put women on a pedestal.
All you need is $20.
>>682414343
lmao
Lost my virginity to a $50 fat and ugly Philippine prostitute when I turned 19. She was my first and I miss her ugly pig face. Regret it for the past 15 years.
>>682397178
I was the same age as you and thought the same thing, and now I have a gf only because I stopped tryharding to be likeable. Also, she told me that it's not weird to lose your virginity as a guy at 21 so get up, don't give a fuck and opportunities will come.
returnofkings.com, or go kill yourself already. No reason to pay whores or be celibate unless you're some kind of genius.
>>682400505
>>682399601
My brother is just like you and he's 22. He always compare himself with me cause i'm "the successful sibling" and spends his days by his computer. anxiety/depression. it's hard to see, and i don't know what to do as a sister.. but i'm sure it'll get better with time. ps you're very cute!! You'll fix this :)
you're lost the fight
>>682414450
you didn't get matched with friends or people you knew? I'm afraid of someone finding my profile...
>>682414468
This , if you put them on a pedestal they will know and they will avoid you like the plauge but if you step up and and not care about them they will all come to you. Smack a bitch if you have to keep those hoes in line.
Same here, anon. If /b/ has ever comforted me in any way, it's with the knowledge that being a kissless virgin isn't all that unusual.
It's really not that big a deal, who the hell wants to be Chad anyway?
>>682414442
What are you aspirations? You going to college/University?
Just trying to wrap my head around what goes on in the head's of people who feel like OP. Starting with learning your life situation.
>>682414755
no, it excludes friends. and dude, everyone is on tinder and/or doesn't give a fuck. stop caring.
>>682414803
>αυτό
Women like being treated like shit, especially trashy, easy to fuck women. It's backwards but apparantly it works. They want to see confidence, not necessarily respect.
>>682396225
Lol, I'm laughing at your life right now.
You're like a real-life 40-year-old virgin.
>>682414395
I don't really give a shit about being a virgin, I'm just sick of being a lonely neet. Is there a good. chance of finding relationship-oriented chicks on those apps or are they just DTF?
>>682396225
seriously, why do you care?
>>682398919
Trust me, not that rare
>>682414468
/thread
>>682414882
ohyesnigger.exe
>>682396225
America is such a big place with so many people, how can you be like this unless it is actualy you.
I lost mine to a drug dealing rugby player in my town when I was 17. Been with numberours women since then, and have now given up on women. I get my dick sucked at least once a week from men, for free, who are better than any women I've had.
It's over-rated OP, but I kinda can understand you frustration.
But really, you aint missing out on much.
When you have a wank you can do it how you like, and not have to put up with the emotional bullshit of a women afterwards.
I don't envy you coz i'm in the same selebot position at the moment, but just get on craigslist or some other gay site and let a man do it if you are that open minded.
>>682414443
I guess that's fair. I feel like i'm living life on easy mode. Never really tried to get girls or make friends but always got them...many. Money has never been an issue, grew up in an upper middle class home with two loving parents and two great siblings. Shit was always so easy, makes it hard to relate to people with social problems.
specifically this "Never really tried to get girls or make friends but always got them...many." makes it the hardest. I can't emphasize enough the fact that i have not fucking tried at all but ive always made friends. always had friends. never felt lonely. often blow people off to get more alone time. what is different between yourself, OP, and I?
>>682414755
GET SKOUT MOTHERFUCKER.
>>682415355
Εσύ είσαι ο Τσαδ. Congrats on the luck of the draw.
>>682414699
You're not successful.
You're not better than him.
Nobody is impressed by you.
Nobody wanted your shitty opinion about your sad brother.
If you gave a shit about him, you'd reach out instead of posting a shitty post in an Internet landfill.
Your entire lineage is likely as worthless as you are :)
Hey OP, hang in there. I just lost my virginity a month ago at age 25. And it was to a very attractive girl who's really into me right now. I had never had a girlfriend before that.
What they say about keep swining is really true. With women it's just a numbers game. You get rejected rejected rejected, and eventually you find a girl who you're attracted to who's also really into you. I read a book called Models, you should check it out. Basically the most useful argument I got out of it is that girls are attracted to men who seem unafraid of being rejected. If you are too invested in whether or not she says yes, they can read that shit and it comes off as needy. But instead if you walk up to them and sub-communicate "I'm attracted to you, I want you, but if you say no I'm perfectly fine with that" they will respond positively. And the best way to sub-communicate that is to just get used to rejection. Approach as many women as you can and you'll stop caring about rejection.
So just keep trying. I fucking got rejected so many times in my life, but I kept trying and now that I've done it once, it's become much easier to approach women.
>>682414468
This
>>682396445
Warning: Consumer helium tanks actually contain trimix.
>>682396989
Please do so. Do it, OP.
>>682414468
A man who puts women on a pedestal isn't a loser?
>>682415600
Red neck nigger detected.
Get a fucking grip kid.
>>682396445
What to do, if it cost too much ammount of money?
>>682415600
lol yes im successful. i'm great and i love myself
>>682404838
>I turned it down
keep telling yourself that, you pathetic faggot wizard
>>682415178
Both bro. I've met tons of girls on both sides of the spectrum. I've met at least 3 girls who would give me roadhead just if I'd give them a ride home cuz they were stuck somewhere (not kidding btw) and I've met girls who have some of the best personalities in the world, and who want relationships. And some of those relationship-oriented girls are absolute fucking freaks who are dying to find someone to experiment with. Be that someone.
>>682414468
>girls who will fuck you for $20
>21
>virgin
>kissless
>handholdless
>NOT hugless (kek)
>always wanted a gf
>too autistic to get one in hs
>now a NEET
>rarely go out
>even more rarely meet girls
>been approached and told i'm cute
>i can be flirty/charming and talk to girls, and even get phone numbers
>just can't land a gf
>i'm not some nice guy beta cuck who worships women, just a lonely sperglord
wat do /b/
>>682396225
This sort of cuckery is exactly the reason black men are stealing our women.
>>682396225
Chill. I got all these things at 23. There's hope.
>>682396225
yep
23 here
I've hugged 3 girls though, I'm related to one, one didn't want to, and one was drunk
>>682396225
welll listen to urself likein ur pic see that gun, get one, become a marksman/gunslinger
do something with ur worthless pathetic life, live for a cause, and be good at it, anon.
>>682416007
Holy crap I fell off my chair and my almost broke a rib laughing.
You poor pathetic faggots in this thread.
Stop worrying about women, get into a good place in your life, one you built yourself that makes you happy.
That is what attracts women. Even the appearance of it gets you tail.
Just make sure you keep doing it when you get pussy. Nothing is more pathetic than a guy letting a woman take the shit he made just cause she gave up some cunt.
Tl;dr Live for you. Only include others if it benefits you. Accept nothing less, certainly not for sex.
>>682416057
Keep being confident and eventually you'll hit the money boi.
>>682416007
I'm pretty sure he meant blowjobs idiot. Girls who will suck your dick for 20 dollars look like this.
>>682415645
God bless you, sir
>>682416574
Yes and they have a penis too.
20 times a day one of you losers post a
>_ years old kissless etc
Thread.
Self improvement is just as easy as self pity. Go outside and jog, do push ups, fuck do SOMETHING. No body owes you shit. Get up and get something for yourself for once you basement dwelling faggots.
>>682416710
sometimes. if you're lucky.
the ones who have a penis are really good at sucking dick because they have one and know exactly what feels good.
>>682416173
>dat filename
my fucking sides
>>682416746
self improvement is masturbation
>>682415874
Here's what's fucked up:
You're not actually qualified to make that assessment.
ACTUALLY, you're some worthless chick that has convinced herself that she makes some contribution to society that her shitty brother doesn't. You don't. Even if you love yourself, the rest of the world exists exactly as though you're as worthless as every good man has appraised you to be.
You should pity the men who have to prove themselves instead of using them as a step-stool for your sense of self-importance.
Same situation as you but I just don't give a shit. Life is awesome anyway
>>682416947
live hard fast die young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5hImIVSIKM
>>682416947
What's wrong with masturbation?
stop judging yourself based on your experience with chicks. if anything they can probably sense your dissatisfaction with yourself and are repelled. if you really think it's that important, go and talk to a chick and listen to everything she says. have a good time with her. she might not bang you but you'll probably realise that sex is only half the fun.
I wouldn't be so unhappy about being single if it weren't for always being single. Just knowing that at one point a girl gave a shit about me would be great.
>>682417206
I know this feel
>>682416868
I just love the look on their face and the way they tilt their heads it actually looks like a clueless ape trying to figure out how to do something.
>>682398773
Snakes are always sign of something good.
>>682417313
socities rotten the females got retarded by superficial standards of beauty and pedistoolism (shit pun intended0
you want something YOU make the first move, YOU approach
not all of us have something to prove you peasentry fucks
>>682416746
This, trump speaks the truth.
>>682396225
time to stop being a faggot and feeling sorry for yourself and start living your life, self hatred gets you nowhere
>>682399601
You look great bro, just get out there.
>>682415874
And here's the thing that you haven't figured out-- the thing that you're likely to dismiss. The thing that objectively describes why you're even paying heed to a stranger's opinion.
You don't believe that you have any value to anybody.
Your brother's depression improves your dedication to yourself.
You're a worthless cunt that might make a baby some day and that's honestly the best that you can ever hope to achieve, so long as it's a boy that mostly ignores your shitty ideas about life, the universe, and everything.
Here's a secret.
People that matter don't post about their rivals on 4chan.
You matter less than most.
>it's a numbers game
How do I get past feeling like a scumbag for pursuing multiple girls at once? And how do I deal with the (unlikely) situation that I get multiple women interested in me at once?
>>682396225
pic of you.
>>682417313
>tfw i was in this thread
>tfw i pretty much inspired that post
JUST
>>682396225
You know your problem? You base your entire worth on how other people view you. You need to have some confidence in yourself. Why do you care if you're good with women? Most men aren't good with women and usually things just happen. How many times have you actually tried to get laid? Like really tried? I have only slept with 3 women, Most people think that's a bad thing but I don't think so, I was in a relationship with all of them and these relationships just kind of happened whether it was meeting when in a social group or through working. Stop basing your self worth on your success with women because there are much more important things to concern yourself with than banging sluts.
why is it such a big deal to talk to a girl
scared of what? scared you might shit your pants? its like talking to a guy, it makes no difference.
go talk to girls, it takes time its not flick a switch and you got yourself a girl sucking your dick. find someone you like, who suits you, so you can hang out. if you like playing ps3 go find a girl who likes playing ps3 at least you can sit in your lonely ass room and play ps3 with her if you have nothing better to do.
then maybe once shes alone with you can step it up slowly. touch her, kiss her.. it takes time.
or you could always pay a girl, they have brothels you know, pay the money , fuck the girl, go home with experience..
or never try and always be a loser with not even a single girl you can call a friend let alone a girlfriend. grow some balls and learn how to use them
>>682417704
Stop caring. Women always talk to multiple dudes. It will happen, you have every birch at once and than dry spells. The multiple women till take care of itself usually. You'll stop putting in effort to the ones you like less. Worst case: you juggle 2 bitches
>>682415600
>>682416964
>>682417701
Butt-hurt fags, you lowly scum are the same depressed whiners as her worthless brother.
>>682396225
Im 19 turning 20 well atleast u didn't fuck a ratvhet hoe like i did lmfao in a bathroom
Was a /b/ lurking beta virgin until 22, now 24 in a loving relationship with the girl that took my virginity, pic related. Any of you faggots want advice?
>>682414101
Fuck the womens they can go to hell , I want that GT40
>>682416710
But if you don't know, it doesn't count.
Or does it?
Quantum dick state.
Schrodingers schlong.
All girls both have a dick and don't, until it is observed.
Then they're hermaphrodites.
>>682417704
Good news!
You're stupid.
As some replaceable, dime-a-dozen retard, the only women that will care about your interests will be as (or more!) worthless than you.
If you meet 4 women who are interested in you, that's 4 useless cum sacks that can't possibly have any meaningful impact on anyone's future, unless they spew it from their own retard wombs.
Rest assured (die) that your choices don't matter.
what do you do when you're not even attractive enough for girls to talk to you?
>inb4 lower your standards
not even landwhales will talk to me
>>682418169
advice on how to snag a 5/10? lol no thanks man I'll stick with the tail I'm pulling.
>>682417101
>never heard of this band before now
>2 million people have
God damn, I'm getting old.
constant self improvement is the thing you guys should be looking for.
You dont exist for girls or sexual experience, those kind of things exist for you.
>>682417107
It robs you of the motivation you should be using to find a woman and procreate for the sake of the white race. When you masturbate, you're promoting the extinction of your own kind
>>682418249
kekworthy and scary accurate
>tfw don't want to fap to pics on /b/ without visible vag, too many traps these days
>>682418347
I guess you subtracted some points because she doesn't have a penis. Oh well, to each his own.
>>682400505
You are more than 5. I would say 7 at least. Go work out and do stuff that is good for you. I have been on the psychward 2 times, self harmed and abused both alcohol and weed. You can get through this.
>>682396445
wouldnt this make your lungs explode or some shit?
Man all you end up with is a baby who annoys you constantly and has shit smelling diapers. Don't rush into it.
You can find a girl and have fun. it takes time to build a decent relationship. I'm talking months not days. You start out by getting to know her, things she likes, stuff she hates, you know, the basics of meeting a person.
You should meet lots of girls and get to know them because it wont work with a majority of them, they wont like you, not because of you or it being your fault, its just well you're not their type and thats just the world we live in. boo whoo. you gotta ask 100 girls out to get one date sometimes. its just statistics, its not your ugly ass, it doesnt matter how ugly you are anyway. courage man. show some balls.
anyway then you got some numbers and you know some chicks, partys, having fun. getting drunk and hooking up. stuff like that comes wtih time right. anyway
so you hang out with them enough and sooner or later one kiss leads to a dick suck leads to woops where the fuck are the condoms ok fuck it,.. few weeks later oh god shes pregnant..
USE A CONDOM. it doesn't feel as good ok but its sex, you got it and you dont want a baby who is literally forever attached to your wallet, smelling like shit and crying. ok trust me on that one. it comes later in life when you're like 40. when you have nothing else going for you and you need to fill a hole.
good game, my advise, get to know every girl you can, every waking breathing living girl. dont fuck them all though, just the really good ones..
>>682418169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_b8Gs6WoW0
>>682418330
But I'm a pretty cool guy. If I could meet some cool girls I'm sure we'd have a meaningful impact on eachother.
>404 lennyface not found
I was the same until 27 (last year). Met a chick on Tinder. Told her how beta I was. Ended up fuck buddies for a couple of months. I won't promise it will get better, but it could.
>>682402992
Underrated post
>>682418169
I want tips on flirting/spitting game and keeping spaghetti in pockets.
kthxfgt
>>682418169
Yes.
How can I avoid becoming completely dependent upon the girl who takes my virginity for a positive self esteem and sense of validated worth?
>>682401127
> one upping someone by being more of a loser
Hey, at least you've got that going for you, right?
>>682419223
Just think "if it can happen once, it can happen again."
>>682419223
You don't.
A man who doesn't have the approval of at least one woman has no worth.
>>682414256
Help a /b/ro out how did you do it?
>>682404914
Are you fucking retarded? What the fuck was that?!?!!
>>682397002
wat?
if it doesn't get any easier for you at 30 then i guess you are doing alot of things wrong.
women tend to put out alot easier at 30.
>>682419335
she looks like a frog.
>>682416173
We aren't stealing shit. Your women are choosing us because you all have become very pathetic.
>>682419609
Then why is my pushbike missing.
>>682415844
Suck cock for money, then at least you know you'll go through with the suicide
>>682419806
Your girl gave it to me.
>>682419895
See even your women steal things.
>>682406924
>CRAAAAWWWLIING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIN
>>682412052
Are you cut?
>>682420149
yeah. is that why?
>>682419027
>>682419223
Ok now, bear with me because at first this will look like some retarded way of advertising.
The thing which started the process of me becoming *not* a generally awkward/sad faggot around girls is a youtube channel called simple pickup. I'm not telling you to support them, or buy any of their shit, or anything like that, just go watch their videos from 2-3 years ago, videos like picking up girls high, general advice about flirting, how to set up a kiss on a date, etc. For me, not even the actual advice they gave, but the mood and the attitude that their videos carry, was crucial for becoming less of a beta.
Within a month of me discovering their channel I made myself ask out a girl on the bus (was turned down, still was a good experience), and within 2 months I met my future gf at a gig, asked her out, went on a few dates, and, surprisingly for myself, could keep myself more or less collected and confident, not spilling spaghetti everywhere. She told me later she had no idea she was going to be my first gf.
(sorry for broken english, not a native speaker)
>>682416173
You just needed an 'ironic' reason to have cuck porn on your folder, faggot
>>682396225
lol you are 22 i'm 28 still same
>>682420244
Possibly. I'm uncut and I think blowjobs are great, better than sex even.
>>682396225
Keep on keepin' on anon. There are slightly more women on the earth than men. You do the math.
There is a pussy for every cock. You'll find your pussy, or more likely she'll find you if you're not a complete retard.
>>682396225
same at 22yo
but now (33yo) i a ve a wife and 2 children :-)
>>682420399
You've been doing it wrong then
>>682420399
how often do you fap? I heard that cutfags get desensitized because their tip is always rubbing/touching shit in their pants. fuck.
>>682420276
PUAhate.com
>>682420550
not true. i'm cut and my peen is sensitive as fuck when it is inside a woman's mouth. i feel everythinggggggg.
>>682420283
No no you mean beastiality in my folders.
Lol you fag Lost m virginity at 12. Had sex with 6 different Girls since and now im 20. Probably because my mom is pretty rich but idgaf. You loser
>>682420509
Nope, it's just personal preference. As much as I love fucking, a relaxing, sloppy blowjob is great.
To each their own, thoigh.
I've always wondered how people have never had these experiences before. Someone give me insight
>>682420645
Except you are desensitized. You might feel a lot but it's not as much as you could feel.
Fact.
>>682420824
okay then buddy. if you say so.
>>682420550
I fap often, even with a girlfriend. Usually once a night.
>>682420869
Glad we're on the same page :^)
>>682412052
Most girls have no idea how to give head. Pretty much like you have no idea how to eat pussy.
You gotta teach them - a good blowjob is really half sucking and half hand job. Tell her to keep you cock wet with spit and hand stroke up past your mushroom.
Most young girls give worthless head.
>>682420927
lol. you are on your own page.
>>682396225
why you stay as a loser? u can just go and pay for sex....
>>682420965
Sure, running from the truth because the Jews fucked you over is my favorite page.
Fuck.. You guys must be ugly as fuck. It literally so fucking easy to get chicks in college.
>>682420938
>Circumcised cuck
>>682419223
Also, I was obviously shitting myself about that first time sex, even though things were going well up until that point. And to be honest, it wasn't a greentext-worthy trainwreck, but it was pretty bad. At first I just kept making out with her for like half an hour, "scared" to move on, then it was obviously over way too quickly.
The thing is, we have been dating for 3 weeks and got to know each other quite a bit, there was definitely emotional investment at this point. I think because of that, and becuase she is generally a very kind person, I couldn't believe how sweet and understanding about me being bad. But of course, after getting over that initial bump, for the second time we fucked like rabbits for a solid 1,5 hour (I had no way of knowing this beforehand, but turns out I can last pretty long in bed.)
>>682421015
well, sure. if that's what you call running from whatever then fine by me.
noone is arguing your point anyway.
>>682420824
>>682420869
I'll settle this , I'm not cut and yes when you do cut you will lose sensitivity but even though I'm not cut I am able to pull back the skin to the same point and if you do then get a girl to rub the glans directly you get a different sensation.
>>682421097
I know no one is arguing my point.
There isn't anything to argue about.
>>682420886
for how long do you fap? I average 2-3 hours
>>682408836
>you try
>you fail
>you don't try again for you are affraid of fucking up again
Simple as that
>>682421196
then why the sensitivity? lol.
oh right. you're not cut.
>Be me 19
>Had the best sex of my life this Saturday
>Never again will I lay my eyes on such a beautiful girl ever again :(
Do you have friends Anon?
Because without them I wouldn't have gotten laid! Love my bros.
>>682421257
Feels good man :^)
>>682421243
As long as I want.
Usually I just go for about 5-10 minutes.
>replies: 268
>posters: 129
good show lads
>>682396225
I have emetophobia, anthropophobia and agoraphobia from a GI illness, stemming from vomiting on the way home from another state, to the point I was dying. it keeps me from going out in public, I'm afraid of eating and may have an eating disorder.
I can't get a job for the above reasons interfering, so I live with my parents and handicap brother at the age of 21. All my friends have wives, husbands, children, and careers while I rot away in the absence of my childhood bedroom, in the dark, under the glow of a red lamp light and the laptop display where I write, draw, and code.
I'm a burden, and I want to die.
But I can't.
>>682416964
>>682417701
i just love myself so much.. i'm so good in every way! it's unreal :) and i could easily seduce you guys and think i'm in love with you just to play with your poor feelings and then BAM break your little cuck hearts! isn't it fun?! i love myself. i love being your worst nightmare without your knowledge. i am imperior and i love it.
>>682414101
don't get all twisted up inside man. shits not good for ya. chillax and win where you can and lear to recongnise a loss as eairly as possible and accept keep searching. ya know
>>682422626
You aren't even girl, so I don't know why you're pretending. Sad, really.
Also,
>imperior
>>682422336
You can't die? Are you immortal?
>>682396225
a lot of it is just luck. if girls are attracted to you it is much easier to fool around with them. if they arent, well, sorry pal.
>>682396445
This copypasta always makes me kek. The helium tank pictured contains oxygen, and the cpap mask is specifically designed to PREVENT asphyxiation.
>>682422626
>imperior
You clearly are a confident, well-spoken, intelligent young woman.
>>682422907
More like I want to die, but I don't want to. There's no reason to. I don't want to die looking like a failure or coward, if much rather off myself while rolling in bucks.
But its like I'm more afraid if anything. If I survive, what good will the attempt have done? "oh look you have a second chance" Yeah, a second chance to get a fourth fucking phobia.
All I really want is to be desensitized. I want to live. But I have panic attacks even trying to cure it.
>inb4 gamma fag
>>682396225
I'm 32. Man up m8
>>682422626
Imperior, huh? Geez dude. You fucked that one up proper.
>>682423265
Delta fag
>>682422626
Imperior furiosa
not even mid twenties and talking about suicide being no girl experience? you're posting in /b/... arguably the single largest collection of neck-beards, shut-ins and socially awkward nerds on the planet, you're essentially singing to the choir on this topic... "oh look guise, how i'm su much the same as all ov yuuuh"
>>682396225
I'm 29, I have done all of those things. I'm still a loser and hate myself.
Truly an inspirational thread
>>682422626
stfu emily you dumb bitch
>>682406582
Thanks for contributing. Your boss now knows you've posted in a shitty thread. Good luck getting a new job, cuckold.
>>682420645
The whole point of circumcision was to make sex more stimulating, so that procreation wouldn't last as long and men would be more virtuous. Modern doctors who fuck up and desensitise your dick sell off the lie that circumcision was MEANT to fuck your dick up.
>>682408836
Lots of people, lots of reasons. Mostly they're too scared to try, fearing rejection like its a Paul blart movie. Some people had fucked up chIldhoods, some got mixed with the wrong people, wrong place, wrong time. All in all it doesn't matter why their lives are fucked, just whether or not they're improving themselves. Pity don't help, swinging online niggerdicks certainly doesn't.
>25
>kissless virgin
>never had a gf
>no friends
>stay home all the time
>browse 4chin and play games all day
>no urge for sex and find it gross
I'm pretty happy for some reason and want to continue this way
>>682413486
That's not the point, the point was that "failures" can't see the world normies see.
>>682425693
good for you
>>682423265
You just want some lovin. Go gay and come back with your tales of exotic misadventures. I want to hear from you.
>>682425693
Then you hit your mid 30s and realise your balls will never empty themselves into a woman, that your unbroken lineage thus far will end with you. Everything your father did, his father before him up to the first sentient being will have been in vain. You fucked up, you're halfway there and there's no going back. So you start doing the things you would've done 20 years ago and end up living a half life. Better change now before the despair sets in my friend.
>>682418169
She looks like a cunt, she has that resting bitch face. you know, one look for everything.
>>682419335
Sound like a woman that is enjoying her rights that were given to her by a man. Enjoy your delusion
>>682416947
self destruction is better than nothing at all
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>>682418169
She has partial Rocky Dennis syndrome. Can't unsee.
>>682426834
or you kill yourself
>>682428451
Looked up Rocky Dennis. Damn, shit's scary
>>682396556
Unless he fucks it up like a dumbass
>>682426834
I see married people miserable all the time, I don't think it matters, be alone or with a women, life will always suck either way.
>>682396225
If I were you I would eat a bullet, life aint worth living.
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