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Back from a nap.
12 missed calls
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>>682388570
Could you give me a fucking second? Please? I mean holy shit. I am in the middle of watching this animated gay porn.
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wasn't she going to be at your house by now?

rolling for 'sorry, fell asleep. michelle really wears me out'
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>>682389042
Fell asleep i think she stopped by not sure
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>>682389157
in that case I'll just keep rolling for this>>682389042
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>>682389388
Sent, she might be asleep. Ill update if theres a reply
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>>682388570
im newfags,
i wanna to see some pics of prev conversations.
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Rolling for

Sorry babe I was thinking and I realized something.. I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?
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>>682389736
Rerolling. Top kek
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>>682388570
lol so thats where you went

if dubs "yeah come over right now we need to talk, was lying about whats her name being here"
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>>682389042
>>682389388
ooooo fucken brutal
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Rolling for "Is it supposed to burn when you pee?"
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>>682389388
Figured she would, michelle hasnt called or texted me though
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>>682390300
im a heartless husk of a person, it stated after we broke up, i kind of just fell out of my life
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>>682390515
roll
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Recap anyone?
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>>682390300
you said you'd do anything, I'm seeing how true that is. This is just the beginning of what I have in store for you.
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Send me some nudes babe
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>>682390515
lets try this
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>>682390771
rolling
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i just fingered myself lol
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>>682390515
roll
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stop calling me! i lost my phone, so i can't pick up you stupid bitch
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>>682391630
one similar to this winrard in last thread before it closed
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Does the term "milking the prostate" mean anything to you?
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>>682391924

Reroll
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your texts are coming through weird. Like symbols are freaking out and shit
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>>682390771
everybody is terrible at dubs so reroll
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>>682390515
fuekn no one getting dubs
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>>682392106
rolling for this
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>>682391630
LOL this
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send her that screenshot>>682390300
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Seriously, that strap on doe...
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>>682390740
also curious
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>>682391630
roll
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Dubs are slow... she texted me youll see next post
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>>682391630
reroll
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>>682392140
its cause op jinxd us with his own fuckn dubs

>>682392301
rolling for this

>>682392366
YOU WASTED OUR FUCKING DUBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Can you get Michelle a ride home please?
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>>682392466
winnar
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>>682392466
WINWINWINWIWN
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>>682392474
not a good recap 2/10 little effort
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>>682392506

Reroll
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fake as fuck
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michelle, my belle, these are words that go toghether well
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The "Holocaust" myth is almost entirely a creature of Soviet propaganda and rumors spread by the British psychological warfare division and the Jewish Telegraph Agency, disseminated over the BBC. Raul Hilberg, jewish historian and authority on the holocaust said the 6 million figure is symbolic and that eyewitness testimony is nothing more than emotion exagerations.
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I'm not doing anything to you that Michelle hasn't already done to me. Seriously, like get the fuck over it jesus chris.
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>>682392554
op texted bitch ex who still wants a relationship (shes major desperate for him) annons responded by saying he was fucking a gril they know, says he'll consider getting back with her if they have a three sum, she actually considers it

op continues fuckery saying if she does so and so he'll think about taking her back, she flips out and wants to drive to op after work and here we are
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>>682392599
W I N R A R
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I'm doing it because you are a cunt, and you haven't been a very avaliable cunt.
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>>682392808
reroll
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>>682392366
Already sent this one
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>>682392599
oh fucking god you guys are fucking savage top kek>>682392506
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>>682392958
GOLD
thank you
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>>682393023
I drank too much semen
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>>682393023
op, you are retard
this >>682392466
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As always, "what the fuck do you want from me, you god damn nigger loving whore, I ain't some welfare dependent, slut."
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Do society a favor and jump head first off a building
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>>682393023
You're horrible op. I feel sorry for her. If you don't wonna be with her don't be a dick. She cares for you.
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No, but Michelle is drunk on my cum
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>>682393023
fcuking btihc idnt evn fukin g dirnk im nto drunk
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>>682393344
YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>682393344
Kek winrar
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>>682393344
Win! Fucking post that op you dick
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>>682393488
dubs confirm
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>>682393488
FFFFUUUUCCCKKKK
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>>682393344
i think he said she cheated on him.
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>>682392793
rolling for this
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>>682393344
Iv won many rolls but THIS is my favourite
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about the threesome, I was thinking that maybe [person important to her] could join as well
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Rolling for "I just want you to suck my Johnson 4 times a day"
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tug my johnson
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>>682392466
I think shes gone for the night
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>>682393344
Post op you cock
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>>682393892
>>682393834
samefag
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>>682393904
bring a friend
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>>682388570
just because you need to invoke the dub gods
in order to validate leaving this bitch leaves me to believe, you are a fucking cuck....
BURN HER SHIT FAGGET!!
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>>682393904
Fuck you op post >>682393344
Man enough to hurt a girl but not man enough to post that.
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You realize I masterbate to your mother?
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I'll be dead in the morning, don't bother
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>>682393904
Come sit on my face?
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Naw I'm good, you pussy smells like a bag of decaying sewer rats butt fucked each other into oblivion.
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>>682393904
Op confirmed faggot. Will probably tell her someone stole your phone
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>>682389736
reroll
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>>682394324
reroll
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>>682394387
top kek
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Just show me your tits so I can jerk off and go back to bed.....bitch
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>>682394324
roll
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>>682393344
She cheated on me, yes im willing to take her back. We've been together for 6 years now. I know she'll never get over me but lets test her limits..

Waiting for her reply next posts will be when replies are in not sure if shes gone for the night
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>>682394387
>>682389736
reroll
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>>682393904
I can't wait til she finds someone better and op js left alone. Not even /b will be there because op is faggot
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Seems clingy but you were a jerk to her and she says "get rest I'll see you in the morn".

Maybe talk to her about some of the issues that are going on instead of being so mean, anon. She seems like a catch.
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>>682389736
roll
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>>682394621
juicy shes gonna be so confused by that
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>>682394706
>>682394621
Nvm. Don't take her back unless she'll be a sex slave to you.
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>>682389736
rolling for this
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>>682393904
Man the fuck up, faggot. I expected something funny in this thread, but it's just a bunch of edgelords rolling on retarded shit.

I don't really care what the story behind this is, but you're acting like a self-centered little child. Stop wasting her time, stop being an unfunny pussy, and grow the fuck up.
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>>682394609
Rollin
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>>682389736
rollling again
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I fucked Bryce. That dude is hung like a horse. I might have AIDS though
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>>682389736
kek
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>>682392808
Rollerino
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>>682389736
rolling
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>>682394621
Absolutely no point in taking her back. You won't get over her cheating on you, and she'll view you as less of a man for taking her back after that. Once it's fucked, it's fucked. You just grow a sack and move on.
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>>682394621
I'm posting our conversation on a website and letting paedophiles and degenerates choose my responses. This is litterally how little I care for you now. Check it out.


>>682394387
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>>682395167
Roll
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>>682395167
Roll
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>>682395167
Rolling
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>>682395400
>>682395167
Perfect answer
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>>682395167
Fucking roll on this
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>>682395479
Rollio
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>>682395113
Agreed you will always he sketched at everything even if she isn't doing anything, and chances are she will do it again because you took her back and she thinks that you'll just forgive her again, trust me I used to be a dumb cuck who took back girls who cheated on me all the time, always ended the same way, they did it again and me drinking and saying to myself why am I so ,stupid don't let loneliness lead you back to a shit person. Also all my exs still want me back because they cheated on me with shit head guys who have nothing in life and I got a good job and my own place now one of my exs has made 5 fb accounts to contact me and I have blocked every last one.
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>>682395167
Roll
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>>682395167
ROLL ROLL ROLL
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>>682395479
Rick this
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I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!! NEED SOME TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!! Are you threatening me?
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>>682395167
roll
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>>682395400
Bring your sister.
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>>682395479
Check um
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>>682395167
Everyone wants this to happen. Reroll
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>>682395479
Ffs give me duvs
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>>682395479
Dubs all day.
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>>682395400
because deep down i still love you and dont know how to express it
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>>682395167
Giiiivvveee me dub digits
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>>682395978
rooll
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>>682389736
reroll
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were done, fuck you bitch. Dont ever talk to me again
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>>682395167
Omg this
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>>682389736
rooll
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>>682395978
rol
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>>682395167
Reroll.
Also op has more dubs than anyone else.
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>>682395167
Fuck Dubs here's trips
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okay /b/ here you go, get me dubs for this

>>682395167
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>>682395167
Reroll
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>>682396074
Roll.
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>>682395978
i want op to love again
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>>682395167
Dubs disabled?
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>>682395479
Dubs don't exist in this thread.
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>>682395167
roll
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>>682395400
because i'm currently discussing our chat on a public forum and a lot of people on the internet know how desperate you are and hate you for what you've done
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>>682395167
This
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>>682389736
Rollin
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>>682395978
op get back with her, tell her you want her right now
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ok fine let's just get back together. you have to fuck me in the ass for that tho
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>>682395167
Odds are this response will be Dubs
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i just never knew how to say it baby. i love you. i always have.

Will you marry me?
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>>682395400

Ok. Baby lets drop this nonsense. I'll just say it. Will you marry me?
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>>682396283
roll for fatality
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>>682396214
Fuck off with you're queer lgbtq shit.
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>>682396313
rolling
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dubs are right here faggots chek'em DUDES
>>682395167
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>>682395167
Fucking dubs
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>>682396322
FUCK YOU GAY CUNT
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>>682396322
winrar
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im confused with life i dont even know what im saying anymore, i wish i had you back
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>>682396322
I fucking hate you! You unfunny retarded cuck
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>>682396322
wooooooo OP
Go through with it and marry the cheating whore
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>>682394005
Nope lel
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I'm so so goddamn sorry, I can't stop thinking about you. Why does it hurt all the time (my anus)!? The pain in my heart > || = my anus ; Y u do bb? Halp!
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You are clingy as fuck, it's unattractive. If you want me back show me you care. Send me titties
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>>682395167
Holy Fucking nigger shit
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>>682396322
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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>>682396322
WINNER
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>>682396322
WIN.RAR
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>>682396322
LOVE WILL PREVAIL
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Truth be told. I like to masturbate to your mom's pictures
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>>682395167
This
(add the actual link to this thread)
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>>682395167
rolling
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>>682396452
reroll
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>>682396322
noice
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>>682396467
Roll

Also, dubs re-enabled
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>>682396431
if quints ops gonna get married
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>>682396283
Roast
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>>682396452
rerollerstroller
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>>682396322
Then say "Just kidding"
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>>682395167
If op was a true /Bro he would post this at popular request and for the keks
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1 quilt = 1 reroll
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>>682396633
Bout damn time
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>>682396633
.zip
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Deliver Op
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>>682395167
Go on op. Be a true hero today.
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>>682396729
>>682396816
We already got a shitty win.
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Sorry babe, I've decided to join isis, they promised me 72 virgins and you've worn out a bit...
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>>682395400
I don't have a dick anymore
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>>682396322
>>682396322
>>682396322
>>682396322
deliver faggot and marry the cheating whore
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>>682388570
I did it babe. I sucked his dick. I sucked that shit dry.
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>>682396322
She proposed on christmas 2 years ago..
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>>682397234
op how old is your girl and where do you live, ill fill the void in her heart. Ill swoop in like a fucking knight after shes crushed by you
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>>682397234
OP you done fucked up
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>>682397234
sike bitch i fucking hate you're guts for cheating on me, go to hell
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>>682397234
No, lol.
Ur so gullible you stupid bitch, I've been fucking with you this whole time
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>>682397234
op honestly just stop and give her a chance, you might regret this one day
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>>682397451
reroll
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>>682397332
Shes 27, year younger than me. From the east coast
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>>682397461
Roll
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>>682397234
yes i'm sorry babe for being such an asshole.
so once again Will you marry me?
Psych do the world a favor and put a bullet in your head bitch.
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>>682397234
Nop :^)
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>>682397234
lol what accepted proposal by text she cray cray op gtfo
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>>682397234
Send me nudes then i will
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>>682397234
i forgive you, call me
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Of course I forgive you. I've cheated on you three times already anyways.
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>>682397234
Nope. I'm posting our conversation on a website and letting paedophiles and degenerates choose my responses. This is litterally how little I care for you now. Check it out.


>>682394387 #
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Marriage proposal over chat??? She can't think you're serious???
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>>682397580
rolling
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>>682397570
rolllllllll
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>>682397234
No, kill yourself, faggot
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>>682394621
Who'd she cheat on you with ?
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>>682397211
OP do this one. I want to see what she says.
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Of course I dont forgive you cunt! I fucked your sister
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>>682397677
winnar!
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>>682395167

Mega this
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>>682397654
Roll. Op will post this answer
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Sikeeeee lol meme2016
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>>682397234
No i don't forgive you stupid whore. Go kill yourself. I dont want to marry you and I can't wait to shit on your grave.
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>>682397461
Roll
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>>682397603
Reroll
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>>682397654
Dubs get
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>>682397234
this op

"will you make a threesome with michelle? you have to convince her, and anal for both"
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>>682397677
dubs
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>>682397677
Winrar.
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>> I want to sit in a corner masturbating while i watch you fuck *insert who she cheated with.
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>>682397677
I'm not posting her nudes
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>>682397810
Roll
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>>682397234

i will murder you on our honeymoon, sweetheart
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>>682397677
>
kek
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>>682397855
Yes yes yes yes yes!!! I'm out having dinner with my gf but I wasn't gunna stop til I got you to post this!!
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>>682397810
This
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>>682397571
i'll forgive you if you, me and michelle have a 3some
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>>682397936
If this is op. Fag
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>>682398007

rollen
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>>682397936
OP is a faggot
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>>682397936
OP is a fag confirmed.
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i fucking hate ducks ya know that right
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>>682397234
Top blarNEKNEK I was just kidding. Why would I ever marry your dumb ass?
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>>682397234
op come on just give her a chance this is killing me
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>>682398100
I am OP.

I'm not posting her nudes or threatening her with violence.
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>>682397936
Do you want to be a faggot?
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>>682397234
I forgive you but makeup sex is in order
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>>682397677

bout time eh lads
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>>682398293
threaten her with love and kindness
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but this whore is a cheating slampig
so get her nudes and give them to us
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>>682397936
Fag
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>>682398257
so for our honeymoon lets go duck hunting
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>>682398266
>682398266
lel winrar
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>>682398375
Stfu shrek.
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sorry bae, im actually gay...so you aint my bae no moe
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>>682398511
WINRAR WINRAR
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create a new bread pls
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