>>682368235
I'm going to kill myself

>>682368235
But her pussy is so much tighter

>>682368235
Send CP to her

>>682368593
roll get

Ok, honey bear. I put the past behind me. See you later. Love you.

Kill yourself

>>682368593
roll

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week


That's your horoscope for today!?!

>>682368235
Even if she's pregnant now?

>>682368685

pls

>>682368593
roll

>>682368235
CP

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week


That's your horoscope for today

I must have missed something and I have no idea what's going on but I think I like this...?

>>682368593
roll for dis

>>682368235
"Give me that sweet fat cock daddy"

>>682368235
uhh context?

>>682368800
double winrar

>>682368593
roll tho

>>682368235
What did the dude she cheated with look like?

Post nudes.

>>682368800
Well shit.

Send me a pic of your tits so I know you're serious.

>>682368883
Tell OP to send CP to his mom

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>>682368800

>>682368824
> girlfriend cheated on op
Roll dubs and he burns her stuff but OP Is a faggot and won't delivet

bitch im fucking ur this bitch now
also fire pics

There's nothing you can do, you ignorant, slant counted, whore. I'm hitting that fat ass

>>682368800
If I send this. She'll know its not me. And will probably think im really drunk and come by my place after work which is in like an hour.. killing replies. Dubs decide if i still send it

>>682368593
dubs get

I'm coming to shit on your doorstep

I am so confuse

wat is dis

>>682369152
Do it

This is fucking fake.

>>682369128
THIS

show me an example.

>>682368235
THE FIRE OF MY LUST BURNS STRONGER THAN EVER RIGHT NOW

>>682369152
Tell her to send a pic of her boobs

babe, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

>>682369152
Do ittt

>>682369152
send

>>682369234
AGAAAIN
ALSO FIRE

You can only come if you have a threesome with me & michelle

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Bae, pls, stahp

>>682369233
Rip Rip Motherfucker

>>682368235
get her nudes
also what does this whore look like?

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>>682369281
i rolled dubs for this but he skipped me :/

no biggie tho.

>>682369368
Ugh

>>682369152

send a pic of you burning a couple pieces of her clothing

>>682369351
this also dont send it

>>682369303
Reroll muthafuckas

>>682369191
first thread Op ask if he should burn her cheating ex shit
second thread OP recieves text from cheating whore and ask what to tell her
third thread... well we are here, anon

>>682368235

Can't im going out ill be busy

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>>682369152
DOO ITT

I look at child porn, please call the cops. I have 3GB worth of it on my phone.

>>682369152
>send a pic of you burning a couple pieces of her clothing.

>>682369412
Go back to iFunny

>>682369501
reroll

>>682368235
I'll be too busy being balls deep in a 10/10 who sucks dick way better and lets me eat her ass

>>682369473
keep it up

>>682369152
send a pic of you burning a couple pieces of her clothing..

Livestream your suicide so you can finally get me off

>>682369596
>>682369152
i rolled dubs fair & square

>>682369542
roll

Sorry, I can't hear you. Your phone is breaking up chhhchxxhxch

Can you guys read my posts.. next dubs from here on out. No i wont be breaking and laws

>>682369633
i rolled

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>>682369542

>>682369152
Tell her if she comes round she'll have to agree to a suicide pact.

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>>682369152

okay op
post this
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week


That's your horoscope for today

with how op acts
no wonder he was cheated on...

>>682369360
Roll

I'll do what I want bitch, hop off my dick. Dam

>>682369542
roll for dis pls

show me what you're willing to do.

I already did some things though. I may have shot a load inside Michelle...

>>682369152
No

OP SEND THIS
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week


That's your horoscope for today

>>682369542
I JUST WANT DUBS

>>682369633
WINRAR

>>682369152
No.

>>682369899
Winrar

OP deliver already

>>682369633
Winrar

WRITE THIS TO HER
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week


That's your horoscope for today

>>682369999

WINRAR WINRAR

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492

>>682369999
Of course I get quads on THIS shit

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>>682369899

>>682369852
Yeah right? kek
Won't even ask for tits even though someone got dubs

>>682369999
check em
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week


That's your horoscope for today

You can come by after work. I really miss that pussy

>>682370088
And then dubs fml

>>682369999
Check'd

>>682369542
PLZ

>>682368235
Dubs for
>Michelle her secret bisexual mistress and her third cousin are here with their transgender friend Miley

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OP WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, DELIVER NUDES

>>682369128
ROLLERINO

>>682370232
Rollin

>>682370282
REROLL

MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS DICK PULLED MY TRIGGER AND HE CAME

>>682370232
Roll for this

>>682369360
Rolllllll

>>682370345
roll

i've gotten winrar 3 fucking (he missed one) times for this fucking guy.

>>682370232
Wollin wollin wollin

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

>>682369473
ROLL

>>682370427
Because he's a pussy ass bitch
He's not going to do shit

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?!
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Send her a picture of your dick.

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OP, The scope of your faggotry knows no bounds.

Mega-fedora cuckfag detected.

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>>682369899
Not sending CP
Dubs

>>682370379
Reroll

>>682370554
Wasurenai yo hajimete no yume
Oitsuzukete
KEEP HOLDING ON!
Te ga todokanakute akiramekaketeta BROKEN DREAMS
Okizari no yakusoku
Mune ni sasatta mama nukenai kimi no kotoba wo
Nando mo kurikaeshiteru
Ima kaze ga senaka wo oshiteru
GET UP! BURNING HEART bakuhatsu shisou
Umarekawaru ima wo nugisutete
PRECIOUS TIME, GLORY DAYS
Ichido dake no LIFE
Iroaseta sekai wo akaku nure!
TAKE A CHANCE, SHOUT IT LOUD
Jibun dake no STYLE
Wasurenai yo hajimete no yume
Oitsuzukete KEEP HOLDING ON!
Tsumiageta bouheki no mukou ni yoko tawaru PAST TIMES
Sabitsuita BLOOD RED SKY
Asu no jibun ni totte otozureru ima ni shitai kara
Taoreru made hashirunda
Mada yume ha shinkirou no kanata
LOOK OUT! SHOOTING STAR me wo sorasanai de
Tojikometeta kokoro tokihanete
PRECIOUS TIME, GLORY DAYS
Kimi no moto he FLY
Kiekaketa jounetsu ga yomigaeru
TAKE A CHANCE, SHOUT IT LOUD
ONE MORE TRY & NO MORE CRY
Wasurenai yo hajimete no yume
Oitsuzukete KEEP HOLDING O!
SOONER OR LATER tamashii ha meguriau
WAKE UP! NAKED HEART me wo samase RIGHT NOW!
Umare kawaru ima wo nugisutete
PRECIOUS TIME, GLORY DAYS
Ichido dake no LIFE
Iroaseta sekai wo akaku nure!
TAKE A CHANCE, SHOUT IT LOUD
Jibun dake no STYLE
Wasurenai yo hajimete no yume
Oitsuzukete KEEP HOLDING ON!
Wasurenai yo hajimete no yume
Owarasenai KEEP HOLDING ON!

>>682369360

Rolling

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?!?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

send me a pic of your ass and we'll see

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>>682370445
For this>>682370232

>>682370554
send boobs right now

>>682370600
WINRAR

>>682370554
Well send that bitch home and get nudes.

>>682370554
well ill need to see those tits and pussy to get in the mood

>>682370554
HEEEY U IGNORED MINE
ALSO FUCK I AINT SENDING HER HOME U WHORE
and call michelle and ask her to hook up

that's now how this works.

>>682370554
Why should I? I'm hitting it and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>682368593
roll

>>682370784
this
>>682370797
and this

>>682370784
he's missed a bunch just keep rolling i guess.

>>682370855
WINRAR

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

>>682370600
WinraR

>>682370944
no you fag.

>>682370554
rollin

"Michelle left. Send me a video of you masturbating as my sex slave. Then when you get home I'm going to cover your face with my seed."

>>682370855
>>682370944
WE HAVE THE NEXT 2 REPLIES!

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>>682370600

WIN

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>>682370655
>>682370855
>>682370944

pingas

>>682370655
Well played
>Checked

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

i thought the point of this was to not make it fucking obvious that he's messing with her.

>>682371240
We're not collectively intelligent enough to count to 5, let alone comprehend this subtlety.

>>682371067
I want a Jagerbomb Joe....

Don't listen to Obeezy, be your own man Joe, let's do Jagerbombs!

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>>682370600

>>682371432
Pokémon!
Pokémon...

...Let's do it

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was (Ever was, ever was)
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

My whole life has led to this
Time to test my skills
I know I just can't miss
Gonna show the world

Born to be a winner
(Johto)
Born to be a champion
Born to be a winner
Born to be the very best
(Pokémon Johto)
Born to be a winner

Pokémon!

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?!?!??!??!?!??!
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

>>682371432
send me some nudes and it will only be me and you

show me something.

>>682371544
WINRARARARARRARARARARARRA

>>682371432
I'll reconsider us after.

With the way this is going, this all seems fake...

>>682371609

dude what is this this is fucked up your wife obviously has some issues what are you doing to her and why

>>682371609
Rolling

>>682371432
Come home then. We're about to fuck

Send nudes first

ask for nudes you faggot

>>682371544
THIS GUY GOT DUBS FIRST
>>682371677

The whole dynamic of the relationship between these two is just depressing.

OP the point of a get thread is to send whatever gets dubs. Don't be a faggot

>>682371677
>>682371677
>>682371677

Look what we have here

>>682371432
DUDE...
FUCK THIS SLUT AND FUCK MICHELLE
SEND STH BERATING AND FIRE PICS AND TELL HER TO FORGET GETTING TOGETHER

>>682371677
Winrar OP

>>682371677
WINRAR

>>682371609

Rolling for this.

>>682371768
Fuck off samefag

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My little buttercup has the sweetest smile
dear little buttercup, won't you stay a while?
You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two!
Dear little buttercup, sweet little buttercup, my little buttercup. I love you!

>>682371432
Wow she really wants your D, what's your secret?

show me something now.

>>682371432
I will reconsider after the threesome
>Help em out /b/ros

i'll take you back if you get a tattoo of "Make America Great Again" on your ass

>>682371902
She wanted someone else's D. She just felt super guilty for wanting to simply explore (more dick) but she loves OP so much and doesn't want to be alone.

>>682371990
if he just disappeared now he would have the time of his life.

sorry wrong text.

losing interest, OP

Hey guess what, my dick already in her mouth

So you gonna burn her clothes or...?

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>>682371902
Yes, OP, please tell me your secret. How did you get your girlfriend to suck another man's cock? That's what I call "keepin' the pussy on lock".

i want to know what michelle looks like.

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I LOVE YOU, I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU BUT I CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU, THE ONLY CHOICE I HAVE NOW IS TO KILL MYSELF, GOODBYE

send this pic along with the message

>>682371677
>>682371677

Hurry OP hurry

YOU TALK LIKE A VIRGIN

>>682372213
Roll

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>>682371677
Hope yall know, Michelle is not even with me and has no idea. And she believes what i say

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>>682371432

youre welcome I rolled those fuckin dubs

>>682372213
This

hit it off with michelle
send her :did u rly think id ever take u back u fucking whore?
im banging ur ex best friend and then ill proceed to burn the shit u left here

>>682372415
"YES,AND YOU TALK LIKE YOU HAVENT HAD ANAL.WANNA TRY IT TONIGHT?"

>>682372415
looks like OP has got a threesome out of it.

rolling for 'tell me what you'll do to her'

>>682368748
funny pasta

>>682372599
winrar

>>682372551
i second this

>>682372415
( Call Michelle up OP )

Now

>>682372415
nigger thats not how thats works. you might as well takes dubs out of the equation and just ask for suggestions.

i want an example of how far you're willing to go for us.

>>682372599
this

>>682372695
yes this plz

>>682372415
After what OP?

>>682372622
fuck.

So can u burn her clothes...orrrrr???

>>682372415

We're playing together now, she's not leaving. Send us some photos if you're serious about wanting this.

>>682372551
this

Itt: people beleive this shit?

>>682372900
WINRAR

>>682372876
roll

i just want some fucking win! is that too much to ask for?!

>>682372415
Sorry for taking a while to reply, Michelle is blowing me.

>>682369630
Bump!

>>682372900
>>682372988
WINRAR WINRAR

>>682372695
Text her, ask if she's down for something wild tonight.

This will get her intrigued, tell her it's a one time deal but she has to move her ass.

Women respond to haste and excitement, when they feel included.

If you make her feel like she has the upper hand on the other woman she'll say yes. Always a competition with them.

Win at life, congrats.

>>682372988
are you retarded?
>>682372599
this was gotten before
>>682372900

>>682372900
U WIN

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>>682372599

DO IT FAGGOT

Send me a picture of your tits so I know youre serious

>>682372599
>>682372599
fucking winrar

just ask for nudes already

No, not tonight. By the way, I have a question for you

>>682372415
Message Michelle and ask her to do a threesome? This is only going to go one of two ways, and either of those will end up with you getting laid.

>>682373655
Winrar

>>682373655
Win

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>>682372415
Rolling for beta reply:

"On second thought, I'm feeling too emotional right now. I'm going to spend the rest of the night cutting my wrists and masturbating to my Michael Buble and Boys II Men albums. If you want to see me, come by tomorrow with your make-up and nail polish. We can talk this out while you give me a makeover and mani/pedi. Goodnight my soul mate. Kisses!"

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>>682372599
Well shes a 20 min drive away from where she works

>>682371432
This is starting to seem eerily fake boios

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>>682374094
seem?

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>>682374090
im a grave digger for niggers.

>>682374090
i change my mind im just drunk

>>682372415
do you have money or a big dick? you have to have one or the other, or both, for her to be so willing to keep your relationship together. so, which is it?

>>682374360
re

>>682374407
re to save op

>>682374090
I'll only fuck if it's clean, send a pic

nvm Michelle already started suckin' me off, no need to come over

"/b/abe,can u wear a strap-on? i want to try anal aswell"

>>682374589
reroll

>>682374360
Roll

>>682374468
re

you don't like anal op?

what are you, gay?

>>682371461
dude, fuck off.

you're not being funny...

>>682374644
winfuckingrar

send nudes so i can get ready while i wait

>>682374589
.>>682374644

hahaha.

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>>682369152

FUCK OFF AND DELIVER YOU FAGGOT

>>682374090
30mins? You're 20mins away, who are you fucking!?!

>>682374667
rol

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OP will surely deliver, wont he Archibald?

>>682374360
Rollerino

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>>682374692
Going fast makes me feel alive.
My heart beats in hyper drive.
Do you think you can win?
Only if I lose.
Just let destiny choose.

[Chorus]
I can hear you breathin'.
I can see you comin'.
I can feel the wind.
It's blowing me around.

Take a shot at me runnin' side by side.
It's a blur... as I go by.

[Chorus]
I can hear you breathin'.
I can see you comin'.
I can feel the wind.
It's blowing me around.

See the sun arising.
Fire in the sky.
Greatness thrusts itself into our lives.

Op here. You people are some autistic cucks if you think this is real. People told me you would beleive anything.

>>682374090

Fuck you OP

Demand nudes

>>682374360
Rolling again

if this plays out for him. we got op a feelsbadman/ hate fuck and we didn't even get tits.

i am disappoint.

>>682375282
nice b8

>>682375282
your not op go fuck your own ass

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Sogeki-no shima de- Umareta o-re-wa- Hyaba-tsu Hyachu- Rururararu~ Nesumi no Medamamo Rokku On!! Omae no Ha-tomo Rokku On!! Sogeki-no shima kara kita otoko- rururu-rururara Sorenigero! Sogege sogesoge So-ge ki-n-gu-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNyP3uzgRhA