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9/11
>>682331961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKtoRg4qpE4
>conforms to gender binary
>womens razors are better quality
>topkek
Bumping for potential
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrOsZXuFPWY
>be me
>laying on deathbed
>family gathers around me
>my life flashes before my eyes
>50 years of top tier porn all at once
>cum all over myself one last time
4 DUBS get in here
>>682329304
DEM GUY
>BEST
MEME 2016
>>682331961
That actually makes me sad. I recently adopted a Dachshund/Chihuahua mix. He's so active and fun and loves crawling around on top of you like a playground. To make a dog with that kind of personality so debilitatingly obese is animal cruelty.
Pic related
>>682335863
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
>>682334362
Yes, because I am sure girl have as rough hair on their legs as I have on my chin.
There could be no possible way that I have to buy more razors and ultimately end up spending more money
>>682335863
Dem guy best meme 2016
>>682336714
Word of advice, go for safety razors. Bullshit aside, it's a better shave and cheaper by ten miles. I went through a fedorashave phase, lotions and soaps and straight blades and blah blah blah. Target sells a safety blade razor for $20, you can buy a pack of razors to last a year or two for another $25 off Amazon. Combine with barbasol and you're off to the races. X^Y blade fusion razors are a huge waste of money.
>bump
>be me
>smoking pot
>I have to take a piss
>thinks going to the bathroom would be to loud
>piss in bong
>take a hit
>take another one
>throw up
>>682335863
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
>>682335666
Fuck I lost
>>682337992
Kek
>>682336714
white night cuck detected
>sharper blades
>more padding
>more comfortable shave
pic related it's you
>>682334504
Absolute filth. I'm literally completely disgusted.
>>682339051
>filth
>I'm literally completely disgusted
you must be new here anon
>>682334362
>Fuckin file name kek
Random bump incoming!
>>682339051
Oh no, disabled people trying to live a bit. Better whine on the internets.
this is from all the desu spam lately
Here's some kek
>>682335863
Dem guy best meme 2016
>>682340803
Jesus Fucking Christ you got me anon
>>682337586
This
>>682340803
Lost
Start posting top tier kek you faggots
>>682341055
>>682341055
Topkek, Jon Snow is alive, brought back by the red woman anyway
>bump
>>682335863
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
>>682336254
Thank you, some one has sense on this site.
>>682335666
Get out, Satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO8LOuLgK8M
https://soundcloud.com/vertexrecords2015/d-casanova-cool-for-the-summer
>>682341534
wew lad, I'm sure glad I watched that episode before going onto the internets.
>>682341534
wow much spoiler, not like everyone had already thought that out a year ago. It was justa matter of time.
>>682336254
Wieners rule.
>>682336254
Indeed, very sad. It also seems like it's inactive, instead of just overfed. Its claws have overgrown.
>>682331961
>>682342990
>>682343142
>>682343434
>>682342914
>>682342659
>>682342681
>>682342653
>gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
>>682334362
I always buy girl's razors.
>>682342914
lost
>>682344224
too soon
>be me playing tf2
>set name to President Donald Trump
>talk to the guys on my team saying "We need to build a wall to keep terrorists out"
>everyone becomes engineers
>we fortify the ever loving shit out of our Intel room with sentry guns and dispensers
>I was top player the whole game
>we vote kicked a kid who said he was Mexican
>>682343881
this is too good to be real
>>682335863
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
>>682344392
>terrorists
>tf2
No terrorists in a kids game bro
>>682334504
The poor nurse that has to help them should be nominated for sainthood.
>>682344224
too soon
>>682344392
copypasta
>>682337992
>be me
>smoking pot last night
>I have to brush my teeth
>open the drawer
>grab the first tube
>start brushing
>ask myself "where are the suds"
>"why do I feel burning"
>look down
>bengay
>>682345421
>>682337992
>be me
>be high on cannabis oil
>didn't turn me into a brainless moron
it turns out its genetic
>>682342914
Guy with fish looks so much like my boss. Where's this from?
>>682345421
>be me
>smoking pot
>panic
>toss pot in sink and turn on water
>stove top is still smoking
>fuck.
>>682340596
i am actually proud desu ~~
>>682344680
"kids game" Nope it isn't
>>682337586
better yet be Asian/native mix. only use clippers once every two weeks for 43 yrs.
>>682335863
Dem guy best meme 2016
desu is of higher quality than banana
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>>682332332
HAHHAA
i own this thread now
get off my turf fag
This is what happens when chavs get internet access
>>682331961
Already lost
but bowie isnt anime
he isn't that fun to spam, no diversity, just bowie
>>682334504
Someone... someone had to take the photos...
>>682332658
Links?
>>682335863
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
>>682334362
This makes me die inside
>>682344392
Lol
>>682334504
Why does it have tattoos and no balls?
>>682335863
dem guy best meme
>>682347616
cehz
>>682332658
Sauce
>>682347616
Roll
>>682336646
KKKekerino
>>682332658
Ok I died fuck man.. pls sauce me
>>682347616
IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!
>>682339051
you sound like a fruity talking homo pip
>>682347616
Rollification in progress
>>682347273
Lost way too fucking hard.
>>682348107
That makes me horny.
>>682336646
dude that's alpha af
>>682347616
Roll
>>682341055
I read that as Snoops not realizing it was upside down and now I think I've developed rapid-onset autism.
>>682347321
>babbys first trip to old archives
>>682332606
He hated hats, the day was just fine at that point.
>>682349108
underrated reply
>>682334362
The fucking file name Top kek
>>682349410
BRUTAL
>>682348340
>"These Navy seals have a few tricks up their flippers. Two Russian seals were dressed in Soviet military uniforms and taught to carry toy rifles to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the end of World War II. Winnie the Pooh and Laska learned to shoot water guns and hold plastic knives for Friday's aquatic show in the Siberian town of Irkutsk, the Siberian Times reported. Saluting, twirling and raising a flag were part of their repertoire."
>>682331961
If you nigs want to have some fun, call this bitch an overfed bloated whale, and shit like that.
facebook / victoria.molina.712
Lol kek zozzle
>>682347616
How tough am I?
>>682339935
aby normal
>>682349410
that's just soul crushing.
>>682342133
why did I lose to this
>>682347616
How tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?
I rolled dubs today instead of trips and only cried for 20 minutes
>>682347616
without any milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>682347589
>chavs
wtf son? gtfo you fruity pip
>>682335334
>When you're this much of a newfag
>>682347616
Rool
>>682341055
What are snoods?
>>682350323
again?
>>682335666
Holy kek
>>682349004
My nigga
>>682350323
Loat
>>682348919
Belgian Twinks and River Pups holy shit hahahahaha
>>682348888
how he fuck has nobody checked these quads yet
>>682345867
Lol you usually dont realize you're being retarded while high faggot
>>682348888
Witnessed
>>682350520
A snood is a head garment kind of like a hair net made of yarn.
>The more you know
>>682335666
Lost
Also, nice satanic trips
>>682335863
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
>>682343881
funny
>>682349123
Fucking betafags don't know Alpha.
>Alphas don't hide in shame
>>682347321
Turtle cock thread
>>682339051
Literally?
>>682347616
I know where I belong. Out of my way fags.
>>682335863
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
>>682351481
At least until they get beat down by a bigger alpha.
>>682338743
new meme?
>>682349108
tile fetish guy?
>>682334362
It's almost as if it's a question of supply and demand
>>682351528
Everytime
>>682334504
they mispelleld JFK
>>682344450
This is great !
>>682331961
if you'd just clip his nails it would fix everything.
>>682334362
why does she give a fuck about shaving her legs anyways, she'll still be stank-nasty fugly lookin' like some sort of Quasimodo-ass nigga.
>>682331961
dog i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682344450
can i save this picture please? i want to show it to my friend tomorrow
>>682350937
What one is this from?
>>682347616
I once got a splinter.
>>682334504
well, someone was responsible and sterilised one of them, at least.
>>682338929
oh no! It's retarded.
>>682351899
Nice dick
>>682335815
the shitty tats are funnier
>>682340596
I thought that cancer was in remission. Fuck this world.
>>682352582
Drinking to Oblivion
>>682347616
move aside fags
>>682348310>>682348120
>>682347744
>>682347524
That all happened, and we let it happen
>>682347427
God damn I lost fuck
>>682335863
DEM GUY BEST MEME 2016
>>682352837
Shit, didn't realise it aired already
>>682334362
>dumbasses arguing the details of both razors
Even if the men's razor is objectively better for less money than maybe women should just BUY THE FUCKING MENS RAZOR.
Its not a gender tax it's a stupid tax
It's like how exercise products marketed toward women are usually more expensive
>>682351899
You're really cute when you post turtle dicks and get dubs ;)
>>682351481
He has a point. A true alpha would have just laughed and/or told them to fuck off.
>>682332658
this pic has made me realise being cheated on sucks, and isnt remotely a turn on
>>682347616
Roll
>>682353142
Thanks bro
>>682334504
Disabled people should have just as much right to have sex as able-bodied people
>>682331961
Funny till I saw the claws.
Bumpoi
>>682349410
so a hot girl doesnt like some pasty looking skinny-fat guy. good job we have technology
>>682348733
>dat filename
>>682343499
Lost on this for no reason at all xD
>>682342133
I'm beer
>>682347616
Mega weenie mondays!
>>682350238
It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.
I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.
I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.
Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.
I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.
>>682350151
I don't get it
>>682352901
Bowie is Love. Bowie is Life
>>682352122
That's a weird looking tortoise.
>>682344450
My man
>>682334362
Then buy guy razors since they are the same thing. God you are as bad as a nigger bitching about Marlboro Menthol being less than Newports
>>682332914
Motherfucking kek
>>682334504
Still counts
I'm all out of turtle cocks. Sorry guys.
>>682354451
You need to make them into mighty ninja turtle cock
>>682354788
Not sure how to really go about doing that
>>682347616
rolling
>>682354781
Her face though, my sids are in orbit
>>682347616
Roll
>>682340556
By the power of dubs I banish you to a new thread
>>682349746
>you'll succeed in peeing your pants
fuck
>>682355366
Winrar
>>682354928
Ms paint
Just add the masks bandanas and belts, just do a good job fellow desu.
Desu is marching on.
>>682347616
Do you want to know how tough am I?!?!
>>682345421
Turns out you've bengay all along
>>682353527
It's like little kids after watching a Bruce Lee movie. Just before they get their ass kicked.
>>682351899
Y-you too...
>>682353956
At least you're not collecting turtle dick pics.
>>682349746
Change it into its impossible to wet yourself troll
>>682344882
Lost so fucking hard. Kek my friend
>>682353527
autism fighter
mortal autism
kombat autism
>>682335863
Dem guy back at it again
>>682353956
Lay on your back and do it. Gravity disperses fat to your sides allowing you access to your PENIS. If you sit down and do it, all the fat is where you don't want it.
>>682353209
What was it?
