>>682168614
8 hours.

an hour ago.

>>682168614
2 days ago, came buckets because I stopped fapping

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One day.

Never :(

>>682168734
14 hours.

Five hours

>>682168614
5 days.

Sex with somebody else?
4 years mate

Torn skin on knuckle. Clearly a plebe of the working class. 2/10 would not bang.

Er. Um. Like.. 5 hours?

closing in on a year

about a year

lol you are on 4chan and think you can say its been less than a year???

3.5 and I'm only 21

I'm definitely looking forward to surviving the rest of my miserable existence

4 years this July

Fuck man

>>682168614
Soon to be 21 years.

>>682168614
Closing on two years.
Last time was my first time, and it was shit. Not even sure it counted.
> sadface.jpg

I haven't had sex since the dawn of time. Possibly longer.

>>682169348
3 days.

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>>682168614
3 days

20 minutes, about to go 2nd time wife is still tied up

>>682168614
10 years and counting i was in high school the last time i had sex

>>682168614
5 hours or so

>>682168614
About a year :( I feel pathetic.

2 days

20 year old virgin here
never had gf, no idea how to get

>>682169495
Obvious neckbeard obviously playing out his fantasies online.

2 days ago.

never in 25 years

>>682168614
a month or something i dunno

3 years

>>682168614
7 days.

6 years

it is a clock. the numbers represent each facet of men and women, and the cyclical nature of life and death. the 3s at the top and bottom are heaven and hell, the left side is life right now, the right side is this life in reverse. the 2s are women, the 1s and 3s on the right and left side are men.

the 2s are meant to represent the constant nature of women, and the difference between the 1s is "good" men and "bad" men ( in a sexual respect. men who want sex and men who don't).

the numbers are symbolic also for the importance of each gender in their respective lives. on the right side men are more important since they are farther from being similar to heaven and hell ( 1 is farther from 3 than 2), and on the left side since it is this life in reverse the men who were 1s before are now 3s and are identical to heaven and hell and 2s are instead the superior number.

In this life men are better; on the other side women are better. we balance each other out. the 1 that is being pointed to represents me and my being a "good" man because I do not want to enjoy life, but I used to be a "bad" man and I would've been pointed at the lower 1..

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Never

>>682168614
since obama went into office

>>682168614
about 2 years ago

6 years, and that was just a one night stand. 3 year gap before that.

24 years minimum

4 hours faggots

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Less than 24 hours. I'm single and the woman was 25 older than me.

20 years. Looking foward of becoming a wizard

8 days :(

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2 years

Like two days ago, but it was a fatty and I'm ashamed.

>>682168614
6 months...

8 months cuz of spreading democracy to mudslimes. One more month to go and ima break my wife's uterus with my meat hammer .

>>682169718
hahahha. what? is this pasta?
Otherwise this is genius.

>>682169874

so you're like in your 40s?

>>682168614
6 Hours
Keep up the good fight anons, your time is coming.

>>682170109
or he could be 20.

last night

5 months

About 10, hours feels good mane

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>>682170249
Ive gone 72 yrs without sex you faggots

2 days

>>682170207
20 years since he LAST HAD SEX.
Your mother birthing you isn't a sex act, you sick fuck.

>>682168614
1 month, and I'm married. Fucken work and life problem get in the way. I was actually happier single and without a care in the world.

>>682169763
I still refuse to acknowledge his "presidency". Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>682170207

read the OP's question...

Birth doesn't count as sex.

20 minut

>>682170443
jesus my sides

>>682168614
N/A

>>682170363
i've gone 72 yrs in 1 summer

>>682170485
Is this your way of telling me you want a divorce ??? YOUSONOFABITCH. YOUR STUPID JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

>>682168614
2 weeks

>>682170485
Marriage is a tool that has been used for centuries to enslave and coerce both men and women in a myriad of ways; religious, political, economical, etc. There are many more different ways people can chose to associate themselves. Stop the cycle of marriage now.

How does anyone pass puberty without realizing this shit by looking at adults?

bout an hour and a half

∞ years and counting

10 months

>>682170861
My wife is a 10 and I'm a 7 on a good day. Sooooo NO. Make like a tree and Fuck off ya faggot

>>682168614
14 hours

>>682168614
Like 48 hours

>>682170861
>virgin friend zoned nigger detected
>load the grape shot cap'n

>>682168614
Two weeks?

I dunno, about two weeks or so.

>>682170924
A-are y-you the devil???

>>682168614

She got some fucked up hands, mate.

>>682168614
half a year

2 days my nigga.

Married guy. Couldn't fucking tell you. The jokes are true af. Women get fat and stop putting out the minute you put a ring on them. Don't make my mistake guys.

About a year and a half ago

>>682168614
Never. 3 more years until wizard

>>682168614
A day, why do you even keep living?

10 months

>>682168614
i dunno like 6 years?
bitches arent worth the baggage, fleshlights feel just fine

Never...

>>682168614
A year in July when I had an accident and broke my arm and she showed me what a fat, stinking cunt she really was, I'd much rather wank now than have to listen to the blubbering diddums of these lactating fish vendors

>>682171007
Looks aren't everything. I've had some really attractive woman and after a while you do get tired of their shit no matter how had they are. The constant nagging gets to you eventually. I rather have just girlfriends and have them pick up all their crap once it's over. Bitches aren't taking my house or cars.

5 years and counting
Had a few chances in there but didn't go through with em
And I know half you fags in here are lying, prove is that your on 4 chan

>>682168614
2.5 years

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>>682168614
21 years

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>>682168614
28 years

>priest

>>682171619
Not necessarily. When I settled down with mine, bitch got even crazier. Started having me pull her hair, choke her, and tie her down each time. Even after having a kid with her she still has that crazy sex drive to the point she wants to do shit in public. Either you fuckers just can't satisfy your wives, or they're just boring to begin with

2 days, but about to change that shortly

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>>682168614
4 months and 6 days. It was Xmas night.

>>682168614
17 years

>>682172378
YES! I've never been interested in anything that spews forth from their useless slabs of face meat.

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>>682168614
About 4 years. Really starting to get the need again too.

4 months

>>682172494
>implying 4chan is full of virgins
>implying only weebs visit 4chan
>implying a person would stop visiting 4chan after gf
thats why you are on 5 years and im on 6 days

Gonna be a wizard in 2 years. First thing i'm gonna do with my wizzard powers is get some pussy

23 years, 24 in july

This morning.

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Never, but I don't really try.

>>682168614
Couple weeks I guess. Was pretty bad.

>>682173209
Fucking this

However long ago last November was, fucked my exes friend now they both hate each other lol

>>682172747
Or fucking overweight, getting one of these spiteful armpits to do any work during sex is the same as trying to get a bubble tube full of snot across a hundred year old rope bridge.

>>682173039
>thatfilenaem ha.

Also, not since new years day... I miss it alot :(

a few months. we lost our virginities but she wants to wait until marrige now, but shes a really sweet gal so i think itd be worth it. not to mention it was fucking delicious.

about a day and a half id say

>>682168614
Around two years

>>682168614
This morning. Rode the red river. Pretty stinky. Was cash.

>>682173871
shes fucking other people before she has he life secured by some cuck. dump her b/ro

if she really wanted to, you guys would have sex leading up to marriage

Proper sex, since 2006.

2 days

1.5 years or something like that, feels bad man

>>682168614
15 hours

A week

Yesterday in da butt

>>682168614
I think about 4 weeks. Then I found pronz of her. Gotta keep that dick clean.

Summer 2015. Before that, around 4~5 years.
I didn't enjoy it, she was awful in bed. Ugh.

>>682168614
Almost 2 years in July

>>682170657
i've gone 1 summer in 72 yrs

Week and a half because I've not been feeling the need to do it more often lately

>>682168614
Same.

>>682168614
Two nights ago and probably tonight.

>>682168614
Last night.

About 5 hours. Feeling blessed compared to some of you poor faggots...

a week

I had sex this morning. In bed with my gf, then on the couch, then just before she left with her leaning forward against the door while I took her from behind. about 10 hours ago.

>>682168614
last week

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3 years

2 days

Couple of hours. 3? Something like that.

>>682168614
I think 1.5 - 2 months. It was my first time

>>682168614
1 day

>>682168614
2006

>>682168614
thursday night

>>682168614
About 4 years

>>682168614
self abuse counts as sex dumbass

>>682168614
Long enough to attain Wraith status.

1 day.
One question anons, when i fuck this girl I feel something hitting my dick, it is the cervix? And why she don't feel like I hurting his pussy??? She turn on.

>>682172942
MODS

>>682168614
like 2 and a half days, whenever it was the last time I went out with the gf

>>682168614
2009, I think.

Just bust a nut in my wife about five mins ago.

Couple hours ago

>>682168614
best estimate i can give is in my previous life.
27 here, don't think I'm too ugly or something. I just don't leave my house very often and am not actively looking.

Last January. Tried two other times since then but both times I was only half mast and neither of them got wet enough. Needless to say my confidence is shot

>inb4 don't think about it and let it just happen

2 days

last piv: August 2013
last bj: September 2013
last kiss: July 2014

I'm getting my dick sucked right now, but for sex sex about 4 hours ago.

>>682180856
bull, pic with timestamp or you're a faggot

18 hours

>>682168614

bout' a week.

my wife and i have 5 kids, any day without sex is a good day

november 17, 2001

yes 2001. she broke my heart badly and now it's been so long i'm just used to it. better this than that pain i kept in for so long. i meet other women and have panic attacks, i can't even go on dates. this is how i am now i guess and idk what to do to fix it and what's worse is i don't even think i care if it gets fixed tbh

>>682181371
you two have sex so much you're sick of it?

2 days ago, with a hookar

>>682181387

Holy FUCK! Are you me?

Mine was 1999.

>>682168614
few days

i never have...b-b-beat that anon

;_;

>>682168614
approx. 17 years

19 years virgin...

>>682168614
about 4 months. had a few chances but i want it to be good, not just fuck anybody.
got them standards.

I fisted my dog a week ago, does that count?

since jan. ive had worse

>>682168614
3 days I think.

>>682183027
>>682182965
U should get a hookar!

28 years and counting wizard hood here i come

yesterday. got that sweet gf sex.

18 years: right before I was arrested for rape

>>682168614
This morning

>>682185139
Or wait thats not true, we didnt have sex, my gf just woke me up with a blowjob...

Didnt help though, after I came, I went back to sleep, she got a little pissed hahaah

>>682168614
4.5 years here too, a little over actually.

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>>682168614
Friday night but it was like 5min then she said she wasn't into and I jerked off into a t-shirt while she lied on the bed all sad

>>682168614
about four years maybe five. The days have blurred together.

10 hours

fucking idiots, masterbaiting doesn't count

Does coming out of my moms vigana count as sex? I mean. My dick was in her.
I dont know.

>>682182262
no friend i'm me i can assure you. at this point im simply going through the motions when it comes to living, nothing really makes me happy, and the moments when i think i am happy i immediately panic and worry about losing whatever it was making me think i was happy.

i try to live better, i think very carefully before i speak, i try to empathize and be tolerant, i try to offer a kind word before a harsh one, i try to put myself in other people's place

it all just keeps coming back to how i feel like my life is a waste. i of course don't want to die, but i'm 45 and i'm dreading the next 20-30 years i have left. this is it for me, i'm never ever going to have the company of a womans intimacy in my life ever again, i truly will be Forever Alone, and it has to be that way, i'm sure, for the greater good.

i get chills thinking of this, i feel like im complaining and i don't much like talking about it. i don't get upset to the point of crying anymore, i just get really quiet and despondent.

i wish i knew what i did in my life to deserve this, i wish i could fix whatever it was, but that's likely never going to happen

Implying we've ever had sex

23 years, hoping to get them powers at 30

I'd rate myself a 6/10 maybe, but I may be higher because I have no self esteem. I get approached by decently attractive females a lot so that makes me think I might be more attractive than I think, but I still reject them all and people always think I am wrong for doing that and ruining my chances.

But for what? What purpose is this for? I've been "expected" and pressured to get a girlfriend for so long, but I fail to see what the entire point of it is. Why are my achievements, my reputation, my likability, and my entire character based off of how much pussy I get? If not just for casual sex, the only other purpose I can think of is raising a family. But why? The entire cost of living in this age is expensive as fuck. Food, gas, rent, mortgage, loan interest, bank fees, any kind of insurance, and education is all increasing in price. The cost of raising a family is so ridiculously high that you have to live in poverty just to have children. Not to mention marriage is a huge joke. None of my friends that are married are happy at all. I only see them once or twice a month at most, when I do hang out with them, they are fucking apeshit miserable. Their wives constantly bitching, yelling, arguing, and nagging. Their children screaming, throwing things, and shitting on their retarded selves. Not to mention most of them live in the worst, most fucked up impoverished conditions I have ever seen and none of them have time to clean. Fuck me, having a family is a horrifying thing to have ever happened.

I have so many questions about all this and it completely disinterests me. Why you ask? I have no idea, maybe I'm autistic, maybe I have a mental illness, maybe I don't belong in this world, maybe I'm just simply retarded.

and don't worry folks, I'm offing myself by 35, unless I haven't been involved in a fatal accident, fatal illnesses or been murdered, so don't bother telling me to kill myself, it's already on my list.

Corey GOATsef!

>>682187543
>its already on my list
Stopped reading there

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>Mobile strike
>Advertising a "free game"
>Paying Arnold
How much does this app rob you?

>>682187869
good job man, your reading skills are off the charts, it would be strange if you didn't stop reading at the last sentence.

>>682168614
been like a month

6791 days OP.... you're doing alright.

>>682168614
12 hours

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>>682168614
with a woman: 3 years

I just have sex with men now. They're easier and theres no blood.

24 years next friday

>>682168614
3 days

i once had 2 straight years without sex, wasn't really that bad, you'll meet someone and get back into it. i wasn't interested in putting out any effort for it, until i just was, it's cool to take a brake if you get tired of women, i know i do

A week

>>682168614
2 months. But I had an 18 month gap before that.

>>682188488
>No blood

You're doing it wrong.

Joking aside I've thought about this, unfortunately not bi. After watching and understanding female psychology I've come to a clear conclusion that all women are shit tier, worse than animals. They have absolutely no foresight, complete narcissists to the point of allowing their own civilization to burn to ashes if it improves their own personal circumstances even by 5%, and are all about instant gratification.

These things make them really easy to fuck though.

It's been 4 months for me, mostly a choice, I get pretty disgusted every once in a while and don't want to have anything to do with them.

>>682168614
About two hours ago

33 hours

Never

7 months. But I just had a pretty great first date last night, so I'm hoping that changes soon.

>>682189595
FAG

>>682168614
like 6 hours

>>682168614
About five months, but i'm dating and i rather find a potential gf then have a one night stand.

Bout 2 hours ago

>>682168614
19 years B)

>>682190256
Why? I haven't experienced what you don't want, but have experienced what you want. Why would you prefer a relationship to fuck buddies?

>>682168614
About 2 hours ago

3 years ago I think but I couldn't care less to be honest, everything's fucking great, who needs a greedy money and time wasting bitch? Our generation of women is so badly fucked up, at least over here from what I can tell

About a week here

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>>682168614
It's been since New Years so exactly 5 months today. It was with my unicorn, the one that got away. I managed to charm her enough to take her home that night. Our turmoil and prior issues were set aside for one night, and it was beautiful and nostalgic. Some of the best sex I ever had. The next morning, we realized that it couldn't happen again mutually because reasons long since standing, we kissed one last time and went about life. I'm okay with the ending.

>pic related, it's her

>>682187543
it's fun and it feels good

48 hours and 26 minutes ago

18 years. Still a virgin. Waiting until marriage because that's what God wants.

>>682190686
I didn't have any fun, but I guess my partner just sucked

6 years ago I fucked up and lost my chance of becoming a wizard.

It had been 8 years but then on friday night my dreams came true.

1 year, doesn't feel bad i had a lot of fun with my last relationship and i've been pretty busy, but i wouldn't mind running into another qt 3.14

>>682170063
Doubtful. Guarantee your neighbor has been banging her harder than you ever have while you pick your ass over in sandland and live off Uncle Sam's tits.

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4 years and prospects aren't looking good

>>682169344
Same as you feels bad man

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>>682169763
That goddamn niggerfaggot is cockblocking you, I know it.

>>682169280
virgin neckbear always say it to make themselve feel better about how they are pathetic...

last night for me

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>>682171619
Holy shit. My wife is 3 lbs lighter than when we married 12 years ago and we have it every other day. Tell me what you did so I can avoid it.

>>682190479
I don't mind having sex, it's nice but i enjoy the other aspects of female company, Conversating, caring etc. I have some good friends but it's not really the same.

This month marks 8 years. Had opportunities since, but just not interested in dating or meaningless sex. Dated a girl(a girl I thought I was crazy about for the last decade of my life) for about 3 months, until a couple weeks ago and I just never felt it.

>>682168614
8 hours.

>>682191348
So I'm not a loser if I'm in a relationship with a girl I love and have no sex with other girls?
Wow. I thought I was... No irony here, I'm honest now.

>it's been 22 years since I've last seen a vagina

like 1.6 years.

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>>682189168
Why do they take so long to get ready?
They are always complaining about being cold.
They are mostly liberal.
They think with their hearts, not their heads.
They are frighteningly collectivist. Women are the reason Hitler came to power.
They all hate each other for some reason.
They don't think about the big picture.

Give me a man instead

>>682191558
Only a loser if you think you're a loser. Fuck everyone else. Also, you're a loser.

>>682192123
I knew this was too good to be true

>>682168614
26 years. technically, i rekt my moms pussy coming out, so, yeah. brety sure it still counts.


in all seriousness though, why do u faggots care about sex so much?

>>682192212
I think you didn't get the message

>>682192272
Why do you pretend you don't?
INB4 I REALLY DON'T CARE! HURRR
Sure dude.. sure

Seriously though. If its just a matter of getting laid. There is plenty of Hambeasts out there that are just as desperate as you.

Had sex this morning, there isnt a beter wake up

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18 years

>>682192485
Maybe someone does legitimately not care? I don't, at least since I am permanently busy things are solved quicker and easier with a fap, but maybe I've become too materialistic

Also I'm not the guy you replied to

>>682192352
I got the message now. I'm happy, but sometimes I wonder how it would feel to be single and have a fuck buddy or two. Although, I wouldn't trade what I have now for the possibility to check this. I love her too much.

>>682192485
clearly youve never met somebody who honestly could care less about sexual intimacy before in your life.

I'm not asexual, I've had that "damn she fine i wanna jump her bones' before. but my mental acuity kept me astray from such plebian mistakes. (couldnt resist some good neckbeard humor since u all think anybody over the age of 5 who hasnt fucked yet is a neckbeard)

>>682171619
Lucky af. wish mine had that sex drive.

>>682192817
Just make the best of your current situation. Whatever you may think is the best for you. Whether you're foreveralone, in a relationship or Fuck a different one every day. As long as you're happy with what you do, the heck do you care?

>>682168775
Same here

9 years 4 months.

>>682168614
3 days

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1 day

right now with my waifu body pillow

11 hours :'(