>>681943909
that's a nice body

Haven't seen this pasta in ages, 5/10 for trying.

all i can see in that picture is an autistic faggot who skips leg day

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>>681943980

Thanks. At least some of you faggots know greatness when you see it.

Post cock you big bully

Look at that autistic and metally faggot trying to get attention since no one gives a fuck to him till this day.

>>681944186

This. Also post ass.

>>681944136
no problem, even though I'm pretty sure that this is not you

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>>681943909

ever here of leg day?
faggot

>>681943909
yeah but ur a fagget

>>681943909
We are waiting for the picture of your strong body that can kick someone's ass, post it

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>>681944274

No it is. Too lazy to take another pic with a current timestamp.

>>681944029
I haven't seen this pasta since yesterday*

which exercises can I do at home to look at least a bit like that? don't wanna go to the gym
I'm 5ft7 - 69kg

>>681944437
all of them

>>681944344
How much dick do you suck a day? Be honest now OH HAW HAW THATS NOT YOU YOU ARE A FATTY NECKBEARD LIVING A FANTASY
>pasta is stale as fuck

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>>681944344
>I'm a wet noodle you 4chan losers are gay and I can fight you

Pic is ops body double

>>681944344
Nice two inch pinch nerd

>>681944053

Stay mad faggot cause me and my crew get 10 times more pussy than you. We run circles around your life and we're only 19. How does that make you feel bitch boy?

>>681944437
these quints are fact and you are gay

>>681944344
babby pp

>>681944519
10 times 0 is still 0

>>681944136
Greatness? why don't you stand up straight and face front on so we can all see your lack of lats. What are you? 6+ ft and 120Lbs? Your legs look like you've been in a wheel chair for 9 years, and don't even get me started on skinny cunt abs you isolation addicted faggot. I bet you can't even pull more than your own body weight let alone squat treefiddy. But ay it's the aesthetic era of Zyzz brah, we're all going to make it.....might just take you a little longer than everyone else

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>>681944519
like you have nothing in life because you have to verify your worth on 4chan

>>681944519
>only 19, you're old enough to be in college and you're on 4chan
When I'm old enough to be in college I pray I am not anywhere near this site

>>681944344
Enjoy beating your wife and never being able to find a meaningful relationship anon

You look like one of those guys at the gym who only lift 20 pounds.

>>681944519
It makes me sad that you ate the b8 and even cleaned off the plate, faggit.

>>681944638
underage faggot

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>>681944504

Haha you're such a fucking loser. I get more pussy than the rest of you faggots combined. I can send this line to any girl on Tinder and after seeing my body, 1/5 of them are down to meet and fuck that same day. Stay mad cause I'm banging countless 18-21 year olds while you fap to anime.

Pic fucking related.

>>681944633
neat dabz

>>681943909

stop trying to make this pasta work, it's shit

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>>681944638
get off your moms computer

>>681944694
8 b8 clean pl8 that's gr8 thanks for transl8 m8 no h8

>>681944804
Haha you faggots are all on your moms computers

>>681944774
you get a pass, only because of JR's line you used.

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>>681943909
Are you trying to write a novel?

>>681944638

Mods!

>>681944774
Hope you like dying of AIDS by 25.

>>681944834
lets all masterb8

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>>681944774
This was from 3 months ago and she looks like shit, did she enjoy your quarter inch pvc pipe and your mantis like body?

>>681944893
nope, i have a job, a bought my own laptop FOR COLLEGE.
you little boy.

Guess you skipped leg day to post this

>>681944774
As though banging tons of chicks has brought you happiness. Still here bragging, who hurt you man? Who hurt you?

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>>681944774
how does that make you feel anon

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>>681945002

I've got 20 more bitch boy.

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>>681944136

> isnt afraid
>doesnt post face

as is faggot if thats really you

>>681945231
A fat bitch too?
Ahahaa

>>681945231
Banging whales now too? Doing gods work.

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>>681944913
Lol.

>>681945231
>>681944774
two different chat logs
>20 more
i can google too fag

>>681945329

Implying I didn't bang the girl on the left just last week

>>681945501
you didnt

>>681945501
That's exactly what I'm implying.

>>681944437
I WANT HELP

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>>681945586

Whatever you say faggot. This is what girls want. Not some anime fapping faggot like you.

>>681945668
no

>>681944136
Posting pic for guy's, but you're not a faggots...oh once again is a faggots. I workout and don't post pics for other guys. O I bet you're one of those fags at the gym wearing little clothes for all the guys to see your muscles. Fag.

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1 edgy bait
2 you contradicted yourself more than once faggot

>>681945668

You could start by going to the gym and working out.

>>681943909
Manlet cuck.

>>681945833
lol I would still don't know what to do

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>>681944913
Lol, Op is a fag.

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its b8 everyone run

>>681945501

at the end of the day does anyone really care about anyone elses life enough for this to matter? I could give a fuck less about what pussy some random internet nigger does or doesnt get, as for you if you had so much happening in your life youd have way better things to do than antagonize these internet neckbeards and probably would have the self confidence to not have to take screencaps of all the convos about banging girls

TL;DR

>Op is a obvious fake fag and even if he wasnt is here because he has some sort of complex and needs to prove something to himself, even more so because he went through the trouble.

>>681945161
>>681945383
>>681945992

Samefag. Also stop getting pics of tumblr faggot.

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>>681945767
How is your boyfriend anyway?

>>681944344
<Just thought I'd swing by and see how cool 4chan is for the first time.
<lemme just use my fucking timestamp from a week ago.
Fuck you for wasting space and oxygen.

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>>681945767
you spelled "gay men" wrong

>>681945767
Girls want a little bitch?
Why are you only fucking ugly bitches and whales then?

It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies. x2

Gr8 b8 m8 made me replay

It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies. x3

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>>681943909
Shut the fuck up Corey.

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>>681944136
Congratulations on being better than a /b/tard. Mom must be really proud.

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>>681944344
What split do you do? I'm currently working on a modified version of zyzz's split and I've been making some pretty good gains from it

It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies.x4

It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies. x4

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>>681946400

It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies.x5

>>681943909
If 4chan is so harmless then post your name -- full name -- on here

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>>681946452

It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies. x6

Lol at all the butthurt faggots itt

It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies.x7

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>>681946465

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>>681946573

I thought you self-proclaimed hackers should be able to figure that shit out by yourselves. This is exactly what me and my squad are laughing at how you bitch boys can't do anything in real life. I'm giving you a fucking free pass by posting multiple photos. Come and get me faggot.

>>681946799
>>681946573

I thought you self-proclaimed hackers should be able to figure that shit out by yourselves. This is exactly what me and my squad are laughing at how you bitch boys can't do anything in real life. I'm giving you a fucking free pass by posting multiple photos. Come and get me faggot.x2

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Well I say since this is /b/ show this faggot your worst in the form of photos and webms

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>>681943909
How about this?

>>681946573

I thought you self-proclaimed hackers should be able to figure that shit out by yourselves. This is exactly what me and my squad are laughing at how you bitch boys can't do anything in real life. I'm giving you a fucking free pass by posting multiple photos. Come and get me faggot.x3

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>>681946799
Hackers????
This is 4chan, we are not the hacker group anonymous.

Do you have a dog? How often do you spread peanut butter on your nuts?

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>>681946969
Eh?

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>>681943909

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>>681946690

I know right? I'm over here laughing at these bitches because I run circles around them without even trying.

>>681947349
I'm over here laughing at you being too much of a scared little bitch to show your face.

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>>681943909
OP?

Everything you're doing is meaningless, building your body is insignificant and your worthless life is nothing in front of the inevitable heat death of the universe

>>681947466

And where's your pics you queermo. Stay jealous cause I have the initiative, drive, smarts, and charisma you'll never have to succeed in the real world. I'm already more successful than you and I'm still a student haha.

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>>681943909
Dad?

>>681947552
This

>>681947552

In other words, nothing matters because we're all going to die. Is that how you justify wasting your entire life in front of an anime board? While others actually progress in their lives and do something meaningful?

>>681944344
Midget stance detected

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>>681943909
nice pasta

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>>681947349
Not at your level yet brah

>>681947552
This makes absolutely no sense at all

>>681947867
What's the point of progression if entropy will kill us all at some point and nothing will remain not even the memories of the things you've done

>>681947661
> I'm already more successful than you and I'm still a student
what do you study? sport sciences? low tier cs shit? fuck off m8

>>681948011
So I might as well not have fun because I will eventually forget? Lol that's a pretty weak justification for wasting your life

>>681948011

Hey, if you wanna waste your life by all means go for it. Just don't come out crying when you're sitting on your deathbed with no family members or loved ones to look after you.

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>>681944053
Lol yeah dude. The guy took hiss body seriously but those legs. I've seen pigeons with more muscle mass in their legs!

Yikes!!

ITT pasta with ketchup sauce

>>681948143
it actually isn't what do you have from not wasting your life at the end, nothing

>bad

Sure!

>scary

Lol no.

>>681947349
Put a shirt on you fucking faggot. If you actually had size you'd keep your clothes on and still look big. Nobody but dudes here so let's hope your dad doesn't find out about your queer fucking exploits.

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It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies.

>>681948474
this

>>681945019
I guess you don't know what decent legs look like

>>681948143
Not forget it will be like if all the things you did never happened at all

>>681943909
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

Ok, calm down m9

>>681948474
So op isn't muscular just because he isn't wearing a shirt? Lol another faggot trying to ease his jealousy

>>681947916
Why the fuck did you even post this?

Lol all of you queers are to scared to post pictures of yourselves
Except this dude
>>681947916

>>681948362
Why would i cry the climax of life is death life is meanless pointless and an aberration death and caos are the only real thing about this existence

>>681943909
We never claim to be scary people. The idiots that try to be edgy are shut down by the rest of us. The only people that portray us as scary psychopaths are the melodramatic cunts in the media.

>>681948993
Why not?

>>681946400
he must've worked super hard to be "better" than us. hahaha

>>681947916

> Eat more
> Lift more
> Repeat

>>681949137
3spoop5me i'm out of this creepy place

>>681944571

Underrated

>>681949229
Yup pretty much what I'm doing at this point.

having a nice body doesn't mean jack when it comes to a fight, so i'd watch yourself with the pussy talk before we find you and show you how to act on the internet

>inb4 benhind 7 proxies
you think we haven't advanced past your proxy shield? think again, bitch

>>681948104
Probably communications.

>>681949535
Lol so scared.
Nice body=muscle
Muscle=winning fights

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>>681946799
>someone here give a shit about this faggot

topkek.

>>681948543
this new pasta is too spoopy

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>>681943909
Said the neckbeard behind his screen.

We all know who you really are OP, don't be scared to show us the truth

>>681949290
It ain't that creepy. This is like a palate cleanser before people watch snuff films on the deep web, while shooting up the heroin that they bought on the silk road.

>>681949615
>muscle=winning fights
you've obviously never been in a fight before. someone show this faggot the vid of that nigger getting the shit beat out of him by the fat redneck.

>>681943909
What if Hafthor Bjornsson browses /b/?
Would you fight him irl?

>>681944638
wtf MODS MODS MODS

>>681949183
Because it proves you're a desperate attention seeking faggot, just like OP. Go out in the world and make people like you, don't seek validation on the internet.

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>>681949522

Hey it can be done. Don't give up, you just need to be consistent. You seem much cooler than the rest of these faggots here. I thought I'd have a soft spot for you guys since I used to be a beta before I took initiative in my life. But it doesn't even seem like anyone here wants to improve themselves. Instead they'd rather just jerk each others off and find excuses about why they shouldn't improve themselves. Their loss.

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>>681943909
>TL;DR
have not seen this pasta before: 6/10

>>681945767
So how were the sailors at the docks? Did they tip you nicely after you blew them?

>>681949615
Maybe when you're an ape.
We learned to use weapons.
You could be as big as you want but what if someone pulls out a gun? Or a knife? Or fucking pepper spray? Even the skinniest fag could strike you down

>>681943909
Stale
0/10

>>681949760
You know fat people usually have a decent amount of muscle right? They have to carry around all of that fat 24/7 and a redneck usually does lost of manual labor so again. Muscle wins fights

Let's face it, even if this is bait, OP won.

>>681949933
Wait you mean that you get your dick into vaginas ?
Damn some animals don't need much to be happy.

Hi Devin.

>>681949933
Oh wow, tough edgy faggot doesn't want to show his actual face to "faggots" who are "the least intimidating things (you) have ever seen". Remind me again how you're not afraid of us and how you're not a faggot and shit?

>>681950170

This thread is still going strong after an hour. That goes without saying.

>>681945016
Yet you're on 4chan

>>681950127
no. wrong again. most of the time size is the determining factor. if i can pick you up by your neck and throw you on your head then it's not much of a choice. now sure you could say strength has alot to do with that specific circumstance but you don't have to be a big muscle guy with 18 inch biceps and a 12 pack to do so. my point is most of the time faggots think they can fight just because they have their body to a certain standard, which just plainly is not the case. it takes time and practice to know what to do in a fight and i doubt you know the first thing about it.

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>>681950314

Come and get me bitch boy. If you guys are truly hackers then I've given you more than enough to find me out. I'm not afraid of any of you. Show up at my door and I'll fucking jump you.

>>681950127
Not necessarily.

>>681949933
Thanks bro, I started lifting around September last year and I've made a lot of progress since then because I used to be like legit a skelly. I've gained about 24 lbs since December but I still need to work on getting my calorie intake up higher

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>>681950447
>12 pack
>mfw number of abs is determined by genetics and has nothing to do with core strength

>>681943909
*this is the original* What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>681949853
Anon, haven't you learned anything yet????

>>681950482
You're the one saying you're not afraid of us. So quit being a bitch and post your face and address. You claim that you'll beat anyone up who comes to your joint. You're the one with something to prove. 4chan never stated that we have anything to prove.

>>681950533

Try eating a big bowl of granola with milk every morning. That's around 800 calories alone. I do that when bulking. Obviously size is all calories in / calories out, but you probably know that already.

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>>681950727
What is this fit/ gay shit???

"We are b/, we will shit in your mouth!"

>>681950687
any proof showing this wild statement?

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>>681950482

>>681950727
What's the difference between granola and oats? And also, do you do an isolation workouts because I've heard that they are extremely important for good and but I've also heard that abs come with lifting heavier weight so you don't really need to worry about ab workouts

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>>681950888
Real. Not Photoshopped.

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>>681943909
You know, there is only one thing that I like about you. The fact that you like to take care of your body. Yes your countless amount of "bitches" you fuck might be called an achievement for you. However I believe that personality-wise and trying to help other people or be a "good" person does not exist within you. Instead you are here because you're no better than a 16 year old girl wanting attention. So congratulations, you want to be noticed and feel better about yourself? Well that's because you're not confident now right? I mean why waste your time here if you have such a great life? You might be an attractive "man" but you certain don't have the balls to respect your fellow mates. Good luck fighting the day a random anon hacks you, because believe me, we have some here. Love, xoxo

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>>681950894
Look at pictures of people like zyzz you were on all kinds of roids and only have a six pack, then people that don't even have that nice of a body and have a 10 pack. The number of indiviual ab muscles you have is genetic and it goes from 6-10 pack iirc.

>>681951143

I do a 5 minute ab workout every day.

> 90 seconds front plant / 30 seconds off
> 20 hanging leg raises / 30 seconds off (x 3)

Abs mainly come from diet if anything. If you have low body fat, you'll have abs.

>>681951143
Ab* not an

>>681951387
Alright thanks for the advice bro

>>681943909
the autism is strong in this one

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>>681951321
You can grow new muscles, dumbass.

>>681949866
So when me and op post pictures of ourselves we are attention whoring but when a fatty does it nobody cares? Ok

>>681947916
Eh, I'd do you

>>681943909
oh god not another one of these threads

>>681951841

http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/why-abs-look-different

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=115090381

Structure, shape, and number of abs are genetic

>>681951944
No homo though

>>681951862
No, if you post a picture of yourself on this website, you're an attention seeking faggot, no ifs ands or buts about it. When you do it on insta or Twitter, you're still an attention seeking faggot, but you're using the proper outlet for that sort of behavior. Don't do it here, we don't need your kind fucking everything up.

>>681952184
Totes

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>>681946799
Not all of us are hackers. I bet you voted for Hillary too. Show us your face faggot, then we'll see how far we can get without a name.

>>681943909
no leg day?

>>681952284
I didn't see anybody calling out anybody else in the faces of /b/ thread last night except me and the girls posting there. I think you people just call out the ones that intimidate you because you're too scared to do it in real life

>>681947349
is this an ego boost thing you're trying to do here? because if we really are all weak faggots as you talk about, than this is pretty pathetic for such an alpha male like yourself.

calling you out for just trying to get replies, but damn if you're serious, you are pretty damn beta. posting your half nude pictures online to a bunch of random people, to either get praises, or a reaction is just idiotic. it proves that you have self esteem issues and need constant attention and reprisal to keep your confidence up.

people who are naturally confident fit and healthy, don't go bragging to anonymous strangers on some shit site they heard about in the news. they just know they are, and don't look like huge ass hats while doing it.

ya made me reply OP don't disappoint me

>>681952539
R u a 133t haxor?

free pass??? how about you show us your fucking face you little cunt, can identify you by your skinny ass legs. I skateboard and i kick the shit out of faggots like you once a week.

>>681952802

Good luck dropping me faggot

>>681952784
Have you ever thought that maybe he is trying to make you mad and just succeeded in doing so?

>>681943909
>>681944136
>>681944344
Did you just come here for homo-erotic affection? Cause that's what it seems like

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>>681947661
Lets see that pretty little face of yours

and lets make sure you have a current timestamp, faggot, literally takes 2 seconds

>>681952935
hey you look like that guy from the movie

I have 1 question whats the purpose of this thread ?

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>>681943909
>>681944136
>>681944344
..okay, seriously, where the hell are it's legs?

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>>681952899
oh god dont start this "you replied because you're mad shit"

This thread is getting old faggot

>>681952667
Sorry, yesterday was Friday, so last night I was out enjoying my life. Just because someone doesn't call you out for being a cancerous faggot, doesn't mean you aren't. And for the record, no one intimidates me, I'm a confident grown man.

>>681943909
>not from 4chan
>uses crippling mental disability as an insult

Obviously Bait/10

>>681953163
you are weak

>>681952935
Lol umad brah? You look like you are very mad

>>681947916
I literally have that body and I don't even work out or even go outside much LOL.

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Who is this child posting on MY 4chan? Do I need to remind you Sadkunts who your god is?

>>681953274
Post it then

>>681953237
And then?

>>681943909
Ive found it. Ive found the worst b8 ever created. Are you proud daddy?

>>681952935

Fat fuck detected

>>681953424
You are Weak

>>681953441
>worst b8 ever
>225 replies
I'd say its pretty good bait

>>681953444
Thanks, Sherlock. Glad you solved that mystery, none of us would have ever figure that out.

>>681953242
I actually am. But it has nothing to do with this thread

>>681953470
Cool.

Nice chickenlegs, bro.

Also cool story.

>>681953578
dude are you the guy from the movie

>>681953593
You will stay weak
you can train as much as you want
you will be a weak body
not even a human just a corpse

>>681953444
That's right, 235 lbs

So fucking what?

I watching my calories as of last week and am working towards losing weight. It has nothing to do with body image and everything to do with the fact that I am at risk for diabetes and heart disease. I'm doing what I can to correct the habits I've developed.

>>681953646
which movie? I've been in a few.

>>681953817
you know, that movie....with the guys

>>681953529
Surprisingly yea lol

>>681953713
I'm fine with that.

How you feeling about yourself? Getting a little misty because no one is complimenting you?

>>681953745
>working towards starting to lose weight
Why not start now fatty?

>>681953913
I think I know the one, but without anything more specific Im afraid I cant help you

>>681953745

Go eat some more food you fat fuck

>>681954003
well it was a movie
it had guys in it
I think you got to see them
and they talked

>>681953989
you are weak

>>681954001
I've started counting calories, no weight loss to note as of yet and between work and classes I dont have a whole lot of time to exercise. I do occassionally have the opportunity to go for a walk when I hang outwith my girlfriend, but until exams are over next week, there isnt much I can do right now beside curbing my eating habits.

>>681954171
what do u even gain from this thread? Like srsly go inflate ur ego somewhere else, faggot

>>681954241
I tried counting calories once. Counting to 20,000 every day is kind of a pain in the ass tho.

>>681954067
Oh, yeah, I know the one now. Yeah that was definitely me. You know, the director wanted me to do that one thing a certain way, but I thought it would be better if I did it a different way. He ended up liking my way better and it made the cut for the final product.

>>681954399
>things that never happened

This is too good because I'm here with my girlfriend (for over a year) laughing at this whole thread. Yeah I don't have muscles, yeah I don't have ripped abs but I'm working on it because I want it. Plus OP is pretty sad considering that he hasn't gotten any attention over the past week that he deceided to start this thread. He talks about getting bitches but the real challenge is getting a girl(guy) who stays by your side. OP is still a Beta because he brags about getting bitches when in the end he'll end up hitting his (if he gets one) and live a sad lonely life. I'm not 10/10 but I'm still better than OP because at least I keep to myself and not shit on other people. Only reason OP did this is because he's a insecure lil baby who wants to push his pussniess on everyone else here

>>681954399
Yes that's the one. That's so cool man.

>>681954356
i can laugh about you weak person

>>681954392
That's funny, but no, I was taking in anywhere between 3 and 4 thousand calories a day, and I'm limiting myself to 2k. Once classes are over and I can increase my physical activity I'm going to drop to about 1,800 to try and purge so of the excess fat. Then move back to 2k once I've gotten down to around the 210 mark and stay physically active (I will not be going back to school in the fall so staying active will be more manageable)

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>>681943909
shit tier pasta

>>681954672
I wasn't really joking. My daily caloric intake is insane, to put it lightly.

Since when the fuck is a real man some cunt in briefs taking mirror selfies with a shitty Samsung and making fun of people online. What is the world coming to?