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ITT: Dumbest conspiracy theories out there.

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that obama isnt kenya
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>>681938538
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>>681938538

This one drives me up a damn wall. I hate the retards that believe this shit.
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The Robinson Conspiracy
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>>681938538

Obama is black
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the earth is flat
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>>681938538
where is your proof that chem trails are not real?
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that barniekuk is actually 74 but rather 86 with a house in west virgania
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>>681939224

Basic physics and chemistry.
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The Bible.
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>>681939284
how so? just saying chemistry and physics means nothing

post some actual proof or gtfo
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>>681939224

Basic education in sxience and physics, especially when it comes to pressure, water, and temperature. Seriously, a middle school education would guve you enough knowlege to understand why clouds form behind a jet.
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>>681938840
as you can see, the first image shows how the ice is compacted, in the second one, due the global warming, the ice is melting and that's the reason of the expansion.
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>>681939453
if its so simple then please explain it. to prove something you actually have to prove it anon
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>>681938538
government is good
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>>681939368

Alright, dumbass

http://science-edu.larc.nasa.gov/contrail-edu/science.php
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that 4chan isnt kill
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>>681938538
9/11 being a terrorist attack.
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>>681939224
burden of proof lies on you
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>>681939559
>nasa

of course a entity controlled by the jews is going to deny chem trails, you fell right into their trap goyim
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>>681938538
Either Hollow Earth or the Mandela Effect
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if dubs im dead
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>>681939749

a pidgeon playing chess
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>>681939368
>just saying chemistry and physics means nothing

g8 b8 m8 I r8 it an 8/8
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>>681939368
ok so chemtrails alleges that "they" are "spraying aluminum and shit" into the air, for various reasons that change whenever you disprove one of the reasons

So, the amount of aluminum it would take to even lightly dust the sky over the course of a year is more than the united states uses in all commercial and private sectors in one year. And it's pretty expensive.

Then there is the sheer number of people needed to manufacture, transport, load, maintain, and finally spray any sort of chemical. If you look at how many people work with planes (pilots, engineers, mechanics), its crazy high, at least 1 million. No fucking way all those people are going to be ignorant or keep quiet about essentially poisoning their families.

Then there is weight. Pilots need to know how much fuel and cargo is on board to make calculations for distance and lift, etc. They are going to know if an unusual amount of shit is loaded, based on the aircraft's empty weight, and believe me, it would take a huge amount of chemicals to do what is being alleged- coating the entire sky.

The list goes on
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>>681939749
ad hominem
>>>/pol/
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>>681939529
you may be right that some people cant explain it because they dont know the exact science behind something but dont assume that something is true just because it cant be disproved.
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>>681938538
dumberst conspiracy - chemtrail is a consipracy
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my taxi driver tried to tell me the chem-trail thing was real, showed me a vid of him burning a snowball with a lighter... It didn't melt. it had scorch marks on it. Thoughts?
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>>681939191
This is much bigger than people think. hours of wasted space on youtube servers talking about this shit
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>>681939962
>muh fallacies
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>>681939952
but the aluminum comes already pre-mixed with the kerosin
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>>681939453
Most conspiracy theories start off with some truth to it whether you like it or not.
I remember reading a segment in a text book on meteorology about how military planes were used to spew out fuel and other chemical agents at high altitudes, in clouds etc to see what would happen. I'll try and find it, doubt I will. But it most likely has happened before, just it got twisted into this bullshit like the whole 'rods' thing caught on cameras.
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>>681940155
wasnt ice
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>>681938840
I love the little 1+1=2 touch they put in there.
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>>681938538

Not a trace of doubt in my mind any more.
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>>681939952
also
Chemtrail nuts allege that the pilots or whomever are turning the "spray" on and off like a switch, yet when you look at where the contrails occur, it's always at the same altitude of existing clouds, or on a favorable day with the right humidity and temperature. On a super hot dry day, they never occur. So do they not "spray" on those days? Or are the conditions simply not right for contrails to form.

Luckily there is an answer if the obvious one isn't good enough, and your friends at nasa provide a cloud map on their site that tells you where clouds and contrails will form, based on the meteorological data.

another one that busts the chemnuts is asking why the wealthy elite would allow themselves to be sprayed by chemicals, and one answer I got was "well they got like fallout bunkers...." But they're out in public, playing golf and shit, not in bunkers. So there's that.
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>>681940155

The black scorch marks are from the soot from the lighter. The water just evaporates. Don't be stupid.
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>>681938538
Bielefeld conspiracy
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>>681940238
He made the snowball infront of the camera, from a place near my house, it had been snowing. I don't believe it but it is kinda wierd
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>>681940199
WHAT aluminum? The amount that is physically impossible to supply? Or the amount that is not affordable by any agency? We are talking hundreds of millions of dollars worth, that could be going to actual use. It's not accounted for in any stats because it's not a real thing.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding
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>>681940379

-see-

>>681940299
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HAARP
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Idk is chemtrails that far fetched?

It's certainly not outside of our abilities.
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>>681940299
I didn't think if that. But the ice didn't change state in a 17 minute video.
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>>681939962
Don't send these /x/ rejects to our board.
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>>681940278
this
/thread
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>>681940418


Which isn't even remotely related to contrails.
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>>681940461

Because it's a chunk of ice in the cold. Seriously..
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>>681940447
its super far fetched, it assumes that every single mechanic, pilot, baggage handler, security agent, etc is corrupt and complacent with their family getting sprinkled with chems. And the 1 or 2 guys on youtube who claim to be whistleblowers just isn't enough to be real. It would be thousands.
>you want me to do what? spray a substance over that city?
it just makes no sense
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Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
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>>681940595
>in the cold
he went inside. i dont think it wouldnt change though.
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>>681938538
Whats dumb are the people who are blinded by officialdom. You'll always be one of the sheeple.
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>>681940278
I lost
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so spraying chemicals into clouds has nothing to do with chemtrails
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>>681939352
Underrated post
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>>681938840
>>smfh at anti-science trolls
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>>681940708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UkkoCNe29Q
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That TFA is feminist propaganda
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beeemp
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>>681939752
neat
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>>681940738

Idiots will confuse the two, but there's a huge difference between popping silver iodide flares in heavy cumulus clouds to make it rain, vs jets flying at 30-40,000 ft creating vapor from heat.
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so spraying chemicals into clouds with planes has nothing to do with chemtrails
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>>681939368
chemtrail fags are the ones making an outrageous claim, so the burden of proof is on them
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>>681940738
planes going from one airport to another aren't "covering the entire sky", they're going in a direct route.

when they make a grid its because you have airports to the north/south and east/west and they space out along lines of lat. and long. according to air traffic control's orders

this part is key: WHENEVER there are lots of clouds, conditions are right for vapor to form, and contrails will almost always be visible, BUT, when it's hot and dry, they will NEVER form, absolutely disproving the chemtrail conspiracy. No clouds = no contrails.... because they ARE fucking clouds. See for yourself this summer, summerfags.
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>>681940940

-see-

>>681940874
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>>681940940
kek
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>>681940730
you mean one of the chem trail sheeple or one of the smart sheeple?
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>>681939752
I personally believe the hollow earth conspiracy. Why not. There's definitely a space station inside the earth
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>>681940730
they fly on different lines of latitude and longitude through areas with high traffic and many airports, so they dont, you know, hit each other.... fucking tard
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>>681940461
so is the snow and ice still there?

or did it melt when the temp went above freezing point?

please use common sense
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>>681940693

And they couldn't possibly have been lied to themselves. And you've got to be kidding if you think there are no classified files or secrets within the government that have never been uttered to the public.

I don't have a dog in this fight, but what the us does frequently makes me think this could be a possibility.
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>>681940836

you realise the only white male in it is the villain, right? That they had 2 white males from the old trilogy in it, they killed one and gave the other no dialogue. And the fact that Rey could control someone's mind with the force the first time she tried means she's MASSIVELY stronger in the force than even Anakin was, you know that, right? They entire cast of heroes got turned into blacks, hispanics and women. It isnt just feminist, it's INTERSECTIONAL feminist.
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that the moons hollow
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I live in a small Midwestern town of about 20k. Not a ton of commercial flights. When they are seeding clouds you can tell what's going on and you can also see the sprayers on the jet with binos or a spotting scope. It's not a contrail.
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>>681938538
That immigrants are responsible for all our problems
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>>681941482
No is the jews
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>>681941582
The Jews did nothing wrong
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These fuckers, hands down, especially because their "evidence" is always either bible quotes, "fake' nasa images(which, at best, can only prove that nasa is a lying sack of shit), and misinterpreted science, especially that "200 proofs that the earth is not a spinning ball" garbage by Eric Dubay.
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>>681941639
They were jews that's bad enough
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>>681941712
Give them a break, they don't bitch about all the slavery their people went through. Unlike blacks
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>>681941689
Haven't we sent people into space. Couldn't they corroborate or disprove this, easily? But no one will believe them because they're a part of it?
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>>681939050
What is geo engineering?
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>>681941299
yes it is, its around 4 degrees now
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>>681941850
Not in so many words. But they do talk about their many exoduses. I equate it to a guilt trip from your mother.
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>you realise the only white male in it is the villain, right?

I remember it being that way in the OT too...holy shit the OT is feminazi propaganda too!

>nd the fact that Rey could control someone's mind with the force the first time she tried means she's MASSIVELY stronger in the force than even Anakin was, you know that, right?

By that extent Luke is MASSIVELY stronger in the Force than Anakin because it took him 2 minutes to be able to deflect bolts from a training droid and was able to use a force pull with no training on how to use that specific technique.

>They entire cast of heroes got turned into blacks, hispanics and women. It isnt just feminist, it's INTERSECTIONAL feminist.

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they killed jesus
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>>681941954
They don't hold it against us though.
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>>681941482

illegal immigrants that work for less than minimum wage
companies outsourcing all their work to india
niggers

this country is bankrupt and finished
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>white man havesting our melanin
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I've observed planesflying at the same altitude one had a chontrail one didn't. Normal chontrals disapate behind the plane they don't stay there and turn into giant clouds.
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The one saying that OP is not a faggot.
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>>681942084
"Jesus" was a mental patient whose life revolved around a lie his mother told him and his Dad to claim to stlll be a "Virgin"
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here's my biggest problem with the chemtrail thing. so people think the government is spraying chemicals into the air in order to... do something to us. I dunno, I've heard people say it's to make us sterile, docile, mind controlled, etc. whatever the purpose, the government is made up of people. who live in america. who breathe the same air the rest of us do. wouldn't they be poisoning themselves as well?
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>>681939752
Thank you. You made me google Shamballah, which, according to a writer called Miguel Serrano is the Kingdom to which Hitler (who he says is a reincarnated Tantra Master and Sex-Magician) retreated to await the final battle between good and evil (with Hitler leading the forces of good, obviously) and usher in the 4th Reich.

Best conspiracy theory ever
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>>681938538
Still is 9/11 being an inside job.
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>>681942230
If one post could send me to hell this one would be it.
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>>681942212

You will never be able to tell whether a plane is flying at 25,000ft or 40,000ft from the ground. That's 3 miles vertical distance, and plenty of room to have different temperatures, humidities, and dew points in the atmosphere.
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>>681942189
Seriously guys
Read this insane shit
https://selfuni.wordpress.com/2015/02/10/missing-black-girls-the-medical-industry-melanin/
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>>681938640
Kek noel gallagher in his hotel room
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Still got killed by Jews
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>>681942212
>chontrail
>disapate
what a retard
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>>681942330
jet fuel cant melt steel beams
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>>681942446
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin_theory
>whit manez wants our melanins and sheeit
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>>681938538
lol reading this thread makes me die inside. I have studied dozens of conspiracy theories some turned out to be true. Anyway, it boils down to three things.
>why?
whatever the conspiracy is, the "why" is the single most important part. Of the why can be accomplished in another way, or is kinda dumb then the conspiracy is fake.
>does it need a lot of people to facilitate?
Government involvement is not an automatic "enough people" to do it. Gov plots are really just small parts of the gov acting without control, so if a conspiracy needs more than roughly a thousand people involved its prob fake. Reason being someone would blab and at that point there would be no way to tell who blabed so killing then would be pointless, not to mention killing everyone involved removes subject matter experts thst could be used later.
>how expensive would this be?
Granted the CIA and other departments have black budgets, they still have a budget so if your conspiracy would require the GDP of a small country, its highly unlikely.

for example:
chem trails poisoning us slowly for population control. Why? There are other methods that would be far more effective. Not to mention a total lack of control over who is exposed to this kindathing.
It would require people to mix in chemicals to the fuel or add it to the airplanes. Thousands if not tens of thousands of people woukd be involved kn making the chemicals and delivering it. "Hey Bob, why are we taking a truck from a black site to an airport and telling them to add it to the fuel?"
And it would be retarded expensive. In the trillions. No one os going to fund it.
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>>681941856
Nah. These idiots have a myriad of excuses as to why it is all gake. From CGI imagery, to zero gravity sumulations. They always ignore the fact that you can literally fucking see satelites and the ISS on aclear night, or that you can watch live footage from the ISS whenever you want. But, y'know, "muh bibble"
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>>681942793

This guy knows what's up.
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>>681939580
Someone has to believe it for it to be a conspiracy
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>>681942330
If there were chemtrails coming out of the 911 planes then I believe both.
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>>681942996
plus it has to be wrong
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>>681940466
/pol/ is only slightly better, most of you are only delusional as opposed to outright psychotic
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>>681940708
This thread is for conspiracies, not established facts
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>>681943057
Did you know? Only 8% of people that were near the towers on 911 remember hearing and seeing a plane? It wasnt a plane
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>>681943259
Was it a bird?
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>>681941957

luke and han werent white?

luke couldnt deflect the bolts from the training droids, he got zapped. Also controlling someone's mind is the most difficult force power, this wasnt some clone trooper with no will, this was a regular human like finn who had complex free will.
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>>681940461
... your taxi driver showed you a 17 minute video... also, you sat there and watched this.
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>>681943259
So New Yorkers aren't very observant?
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>>681943302
No. It was (and this is gonna sound weird) a disk shaped craft.
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>>681940730
IT SAYS THAT THOSE ARE FROM AIRPLAINS
(the bottom of the image, it's in spanish)
(sorry for my inglish)
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>>681943356
kek
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>>681943259

I remember it clear as day. Both* were planes. I was there, I saw it myself. It was a literal life-changing moment.

But don't you try to tell me what I did or did not see. I know what I saw, and what I saw was planes.
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>>681940999
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>>681941299
>>681941011
Over 6 posts? God damn checked
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It's not exactly a conspiracy theory, but I'd say the dumbest theory/idea out there is the whole "LE HUMANS R GONA MELT LE ICE AND STUF CUZ OF LE GLOBAL WARMING" bullshit, because while I believe in global warming, I don't think that some factories and shit that take up ~1% of Earth's total land area could contribute to almost all global warming. Instead, I think that global warming is just natural, and that ice and shit will return to the way it was before in a few decades.
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>>681943485
Delta airlines planes? Or american airlines?
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>>681942256
Careful there buddy, don't hurt your brain
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>>681942387
>You will never be able to tell whether a plane is flying at 25,000ft or 40,000ft from the ground

Well that's just not true, I'm not sure why you believe that. A thousand feet maybe, but 15000?
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>>681942676
Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
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>>681943524
Adding "LE" and making mistakes doesn't make it less true. Now if you're not mature enough to do a little research, you should shut the fuck up.
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Always love this one. Conspiracy theorists love to disregard basic science like structural integrity loss due to temperature and focus on one single fact, like the melting point of steel.

>also wtf is this horseshit?
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>>681943316
>luke and han werent white?

When did I say they weren't.

>luke couldnt deflect the bolts from the training droids, he got zapped

He did but immediately afterward he was able to deflect them without his sight. In the PT/EU Force standards that's pretty much impossible

>Also controlling someone's mind is the most difficult force power

And what canon source states this?

>this wasnt some clone trooper with no will, this was a regular human like finn who had complex free will.

Just because he wasn't a Clone doesn't mean that trooper didn't have a weak mind. Which is what the mind trick only works on...a weak mind.
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>>681943720
Sheeple, man, sheeple. Always falling for what "Big Brother Gov" says.
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>>681943650

Okay, next time you see an airliner in the sky, go ahead and estimate their flight level. The one at 25k will be easier to spot, but wait! The one at 40k is leaving a white line behind it making it easier to spot than the first.

Oh no, what a conundrum! You can spot 2 airliners at vastly different flight levels. One's leaving a whute trail though.

IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY. IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY. IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY. IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY.
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>>681943854
Explain to me how a plane crashing in the top floors caused fires in the lobby? How did a building that was designed to absorb plane crashes, fall when struck by one plane?
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>>681943957
I've seen some things, man...crazy stuff.
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>>681938538
No one said Kennedy Assassination?
>hard core leftist kills cold warrior JFK
>left can't accept that one of their own killed the president
>invent endless bullshit theories to avoid the plain fact that a Marxist murdered a capitalist millionaire who opposed the USSR
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>>681944111

They were built differently to normal skyscrapers to maximize floor space, and as for the lobby fire, parts of the burning aircraft likely made its way down the big gaping elevator shaft system that ran through the middle of the WTC.
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>>681939154
actually, he is mixed.
but who cares about this shit?
he is an misguiding asshole, that's already enough.
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>>681943108
>4chan isn't kill
How is that not wrong?
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>>681944456
Really? Explain the explosions in the basement. Explain how a cloud of concrete and steel debris melted the plastic off cars and vehicles at street level. Explain how norad didnt scramble after the first tower was hit. Explain how a radical islamic terrorist who was trained to fly cesnas, was able to perform a difficult corkscrew maneuver in able to hit the pentagon.
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>>681940157
really?
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9/11 was an inside job, you've got to be fucking retarded to think a government would do anything like that to their own country
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>>681944761
Maybe allah really was with them..
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>>681943259
Yeah because most people don't walk around looking straight up at the sky and I'm not sure if you've ever been to NYC, but it's noisy as fuck with traffic and people, the hum of a plane would easily mull in with the surrounding ambient noise
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>>681944841
Nice bait mate
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>>681944761

I don't have to explain anything. Your theories are crackpot at best. Stop believing everything you read on the internet. Your superiority complex and/or paranoid stoner brain are failing you.
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Reptilian Shapeshifters.
Do I have to say more?
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>>681944841
google operation northwoods.
inb4 i don't think it was an inside job.
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>>681944907
Oh yeah? Huh you'd think out of all the people there more than 8% would be watching the towers on that day.
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>>681944841
Money talks my friend. Don't be naive.
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>>681943524
>I don't believe in something because my intuition tells me it doesn't make sense
Cool, we can just disregard all that basic science involving measurable carbon outputs and atmospheric volume because your thinker box said it doesn't make sense.
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>muh wage gap
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>>681944966
Convient answer
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>>681943962
I wasn't even who you're replying to and I think the conspiracy is dumb, but I disagreed with the notion that you can't tell the difference between 3 mile altitudes. So calm down
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>>681938538
The flat earth society.
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>>681944841
Bush did 9/11 because he wanted an excuse to invade Afghanistan for it's resources, as Bush and his fuckbuddies were predicting a recession. In order to do this, they got some Islamic sandniggers to do the attacks.
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>>681945125

You're making a convenient argument

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN THAT WAY!!

Super cool story bro. Enjoy your hackneyed crackpot theories between your bowls. We all know you're smarter than everyone else and have it completely figured out. Well done. Medal is in the mail.
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>>681943524
Even though the most educated scientists in the world all agree that our carbon emissions have chemically ripped holes in our ozone layer. Greenhouse effect, remember kids? Christ...
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>>681944761
You really want it to be true, don't you? Does that make you feel special, to think that you are part of a very few individuals that "knows" the truth?
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>>681945165

I was just proving you you that you can see jets from vastly different altitudes. The 'muh foil hat' ending was for the original idiot who asked the question. :)
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>>681938538
Nibiru.
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>>681945370
No need to be upset man. It is all really shady, and to accept an official story that is riddled with holes is illogical. Could the official story be true, sure. Are you in a 4chan thread getting upset when someone goes along with the topic? Yes.
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>>681945092
That wage gap thing is such nonsense. If you look only at how much the average woman makes and how much the average man makes, yeah, there appears to be a gap...

Once you take into account...

>location
>education
>the company one works for
>the job title and description
>number of years in the work force
>hours worked (especially overtime)

The wage gap disappears. Like magic, it vanishes. Who knew you had to compare apples to apples?
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>>681944761
>because the debris was hot
>because they thought it was an accident at first and not a terrorist attack

The piloting skills are a little questionable but still within the realm of reason. I'm not insisting that everything that was published about 9/11 is correct, but I have yet to be convinced by any of the conspiracy theories out there. Especially because most of them rely on the backbone, "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" even though this does nothing to support the argument since it doesn't have to have to reach melting point to sufficiently weaken the structural integrity. That and the feasibility of organizing a massively complicated inside job where absolutely nobody broke the word of silence is unrealistic and defies basic behavioral logic.
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>>681945753

Meh I'm here to be mad at the chemtrail idiots. I just engaged on your post knowing some info that I could initially answer.
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>>681945563
No not really. It is just interesting that the only retort that people who believe the official story has is one of attack of character. So enjoy that i guess.
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>>681940157
pics
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>>681938538
Fuck I have a friend who takes pictures of that shit and sends them to me

"Look! Its a grid pattern! "
"Yes Alex, we're 20km from the airport and that is a flight path"
"No it's chemtrails! "
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>>681945816
How can the debris be hot enough?
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>>681945062
No, I would not agree that more than 8% of people on the ground would have happened to be looking up at the sky at the right moment.

Here's a picture for you. How many people do you see looking up at the sky?
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>>681945875
And dont get me wrong some of the official story is correct, some isnt
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>>681946057
Oh was this taken after a giant skyscrapper was hit by a plane?
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>>681945981

Might have been on fire, but what do I know? I bet jets don't actually catch on fire when they crash. It's probably a secret government agency setting off bombs when they hit the ground to cover up the 'true' meaning of why the plane crashed.
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The only conspiracy theory I believe in is the Marilyn Monroe one. And, frankly, it's not one that I'm passionate about.

But they had her killed. It was an easy secret to keep. It would have taken a couple of guys AT MOST to load a syringe, go in there and poke her. They knew what medication she was taking, so they could use that same medication to kill her. No capsule residue was found in her stomach or GI tract.

Yeah she was killed.

But the JFK conspiracy, 9/11, and all that shit? Absolutely not.
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>>681945954
You need better friends.
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>>681946208

This
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>>681940461
You sat in a cab for 17 minutes watching dome dumb snowball video on a mobile device?
I hope he left the meter on
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>>681946159
Great attack m8. Lovely. But even if some debris was on fire youd think the heat would be dissipated by the other falling debris that wasnt on fair, making the temperature even out. Or you know thats how science would explain it.
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>>681945981
Uh, because the debris just came from a fucking explosion?
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>>681939368
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>>681938538
http://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/nasa-admits-chemtrails/

/thread
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>>681940284
not actually close to true... but you keep talking sunshine...
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>>681946188
why was she killed?
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>>681944761
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>>681940418
Cites Wikipedia....

idiot
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>>681946438
So when 17% of the debris is on fire and falling, that makes the other 83% of the debris hot enough to help melt cars at street level?
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>>681943885

I said that the only white man was the villain and you said that's the way it was in the original trilogy, you were wrong.
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>>681946188
But I will say this about the JFK conspiracy, I can at least understand why people would THINK there was a conspiracy. A lot of people wanted JFK dead.

But the one who took the shot and made it was Oswald. Hard to believe such a scrappy young guy could be the one to get to him first, but it is what it is.

Conspiracy theorists seem to believe that the shot was impossible to make, that JFK was flying around in a Ferrari and Oswald made the shot from 2 miles away with a black powder musket or something.

It was a modern rifle, one Oswald was familiar with; JFK's motorcade was traveling at ~8 mph; and Oswald took the shot from less than 80 feet away.

It was entirely possible to make that shot, and he did.
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>>681946367
>wasn't on fair
>that's how science would explain it
>science
Kill yourself mate you couldn't have graduated high school yet.
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>>681945816
>feasibility of organizing a massively complicated inside job where absolutely nobody broke the word of silence is unrealistic and defies basic behavioral logic
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead
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>>681946470

>geoengineeringwatch

Yeah, okay. That's a super reputable source. Better base all my logic on this totally not crackpot run website.
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>>681946118
The 8% figure refers to the first plane only. Not sure why you think that's the case with the second plane, there's a fuck ton of random videos individuals posted of the second plane hitting. Or are ALL of those random people, plus every single major news outlet all in on it to? Believe it was an inside job if you want, but thinking there weren't any planes at all is just fucking stupid
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>>681946745
>Conspiracy theorists seem to believe that the shot was impossible to make, that JFK was flying around in a Ferrari and Oswald made the shot from 2 miles away with a black powder musket or something.
Kek
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>>681946837
yet you believe the government... YOU ... are a twat.
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>>681946776
How did i know you would attack my mistake that i made while typing on my mobile phone? Man you are like a lawyer bruh, thank you for attacking the way i presented my argument and not the actual content. Thank you
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>>681940461
Dude, it takes A LOT of energy to melt ice. Especially when you're holding a chunk of it and trying to melt it with a tiny fucking lighter. Fucking learn basic heat capacity shit
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>>681946631
She was way too edgy for that era, showing off her ankles n shit
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>>681946897
Different altitudes
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>>681946631
She was too close to the Kennedys. She was boinking both John and his brother Bobby. They had her around all the time. She heard things and knew things and frankly, she was a liability just in her own right. It was a tremendous scandal if nothing else, whether she was privy to "top secret" information or not.

She needed to go, and she needed to go quietly. They knocked her off.
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>>681946882
He may as well have.. the FBI knew from the first day Oswald wasn't alone.. But don't bother reading up on it... just shill shill shill away.
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>>681942105
not publicly, but it's written in the torah which is core to their belief. it's also written that any non-jew is part of the inferior race and should be raped, stole from, enslaved and/or killed without any remorse or second thought.
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>>681946842
Theres only about two videos of the second plane hitting
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>>681946944

Believing principles of science and physics has nothing to do with believing in my government.
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>>681947005
How do you know faggot
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>>681947116

Also different times that the ice was initially formed. The upper level winds will blow the ice around and dissipate it, or in this case stretch the clouds out.
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>>681946680
What the fuck are you talking about? It doesn't need to be on fire. The friction alone from wrenching structural material from its foundation with that kind of force is enough to make it that hot. So stop pulling random percentages out of your ass as if it proves your point. Go and read an actual physics paper for explanation if you don't believe me. I've done my own research on this topic before and none of what happened is unreasonable or can't be explained
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Why is there no video of a plane hitting the pentagon? How does a building fall that wasn't even hit by a plane? No one has an answer for those questions.
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>>681939224
because we don't live in the sky
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>>681938538
Fluoride and aluminum, yummy!
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agartha theory
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>>681939224

Companies are also pumping impotency pills in your water so you become flaccid all the time.

Wake up sheeple, companies want to fuck around with poor people's health, not make money! What kind of government or corporation would want to make money?

No, nowadays it's all about following "the master plan", using the Lei Lines to try activating the hidden atlantic ocean of chemtrail city, Atlantis, U.S.A.
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Damn shame that doggie has to settle for a nigger friend.
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>>681946944
believing any government kek
having said that, chemtrails are bullshit. our food is already poison.
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>>681946470
>www.soblatantlyconspiratard-ithurts.com/biased article
>reputable
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>>681947359
Exactly
>oh a fire caused wtc 7 to fall
Horse shit
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>>681946882
It's true. If you actually go to the schoolbook depository and stand where Oswald allegedly stood and look out the window to where JFK's limousine was, you immediately think "oh, oh that shot wouldn't have been too difficult..."

I've done it. I stood there and that was the first thought to cross my mind. It wasn't an impossible shot at all and it wasn't like he made it on the first try.

It wasn't a conspiracy theory at all. Just a crazy guy with average-to-good marksmanship who reached Kennedy first.
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>>681946944
I choose whatever sounds the most reasonable.
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>>681947359
>How does a building fall that wasn't even hit by a plane
Because the two largest buildings in the United states collapsed next to it taking out the southern corner of the building. It then burned for 3 hours unfought while emergency workers were searching the 16 acre debris field of the twin towers for survivors
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>>681947104
You know.. it's amazing how hard you people are trying to prove your government correct, the same government that has been lying to you your entire life..

Yet your motive is "pure science".... You are transparent as glass kid. Seriously.. life experience will teach you how not to be a fucking tool.

The scientific method, teaches us that an experiments results must always be repeatable. Yet, no three buildings have ever collapsed into their own footprint on the same day within hours of each other, due to "fires"

Your pathetic claim of science and analytical thinking is pure bullshit.
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>>681947325
Hot enough to cause a pyroclastic flow?
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>>681946784
You're right. After 9/11 was complete, Bush organized a meeting in a secret warehouse and personally beheaded everyone who was in on it to keep the secret. And then he had to kill all the secret service people to so they wouldn't tell anyone. And then lit the whole place on fire to remove evidence (it's a conspiracy theory that bones don't vaporize in fires) and when he got back to the white house he just told Cheney he went for a quick walk. Sneaky bastard
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>>681944841
Noice bait
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>>681947359
i would like to know how that building fell, too. strange, but maybe there is a logical explanation. anyone?
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>>681947622
Despite other buildings taking more damage?
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>>681947040
It was Oswald, /b/ro. Get over it.
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>>681944111
It didn't survive a plane crash cause it wasn't bulit to survive a fucking passager jet. When they say 'built to survive a plane crash' they mean built to survive a light aircraft crash like a Cessna or some shit, something that more frequently flys that close to a city center
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>>681947081
hahahah doctored sheeple thinking planes hit the towers. Planes don't even exist, they're a fucking hologram.
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the germans did 9/11
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>>681947676

I wonder what the other side of the building looked like. You know, the side that was slammed by wtc1 as it fell. Hmm..
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actually believing that our government would kill so many of its own citizens is disgusting
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>>681944841
>9/11 was an inside job
The very fact that it happened outside clearly disproves an inside job.
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>>681947081
Easy. It was 2001. Cellphone cameras werent a thing yet. Also the Pentagon is next to 495 a very busy highway that was jam packed with cars that day (every day all day really) and there are literally thousands of eye witnesses that saw a big fucking airplane hit the pentagon.
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>>681939752
Yeah, Hollow Earth is probably the best conspiracy based on how ridiculous and awrsome it is.
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5043 She cheated on me thus I will be leaking all her videos: https://mega.nz/#!Ksd0FDxR!kd31dipE2ycYIq4Kn3U2QzxP6-BOUI4aYrjV_f91BdU Yep she is a huge whore and she is "legal" Enjoy
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>>681947772
Actually it was built to survive the largest commercial airliner of the day. Really learn to do a little research before you choose a side...

When you can see the shills come out of the woodwork to defend the government you KNOW you are on the right path.
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>>681947728

Yes actually.
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No one posted Illuminati or Holocaust denial? One of the most common conspiracy shits.

>>681945273
It's the Saudis, not an inside job you tin foil fucker.
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>>681947676
Which one of those buildings had the south west corner taken out by debris from two falling sky scrapers?
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>>681947985
source
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>>681940155
>burning
Is that part of the chemtrail thing? I had roommates show me that snow scorches about 4 years ago. Hmm.
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>>681947895
what, you think governments care about their people ? lerl.
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>>681947895
they have send thousands of soldiers into their certain death in ww2...
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>>681947637
>pyroclastic flow
I actually chuckled at this. You're now inserting fancy thermodynamic terms to try and "one up" me or something, even though that's not even an applicable time to use it. I'm done answering circular questions, either go read a physics paper and learn for yourself or continue to stand your ground in every future thread.
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>>681948130

It's not scorch marks, it's soot from your fire source.
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>>681939952
None of that matters when it's the government doing it. Secret programs and shit, no?
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>>681947985
>Actually it was built to survive the largest commercial airliner of the day. Really learn to do a little research before you choose a side...
It was built to survive a 737 impact
747 which is a way bigger plane crashed into the building drenching it in fuel and it burned for an hour after all fire proofing was blown away by the fucking aircraft hitting the building
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>>681947025
but she didn't do anything wrong
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>>681947622
Ignore the Pentagon question though...

So all the jet fuel fell on building 7 and weakened it's steal and made it collapse perfectly into its own footprint?
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>>681947914
They're all in on it. Ever hear about the random disappearance of all those highway drivers a few days after 9/11? Of course you didn't, that's just what they want you to think
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>>681939224
The fact I'm an aircraft technician and haven't ever seen a secret canister of poison gas that would be made obsolete by crosswinds at the altitudes among a million other reasons.
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>>681948275

Wrong. It was hit by a 767, and they're pretty fucking huge.
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