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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your waifu or husbando
>post pics of waifu or husbando
>Discuss with others
>Keep erp and rp to a minimum you hear that shinoa
>Keep lewdness under control
And most importantly: ohayo
still here
Dio-sama...
>>681907883
sachi claim
Meme-sama
Hamakaze claimed
>>681908175
You gon whorship deez nutz
My computer is being absolutely terrible so I'm going to shut it down for the night, goodnight everybody.
>>681907639
ooh it's nice to hear something besides Demons or Radioactive
>Best idol claimed
Iowa claim. I am finally here my dudes
Claiming
>>681908305
So you be sayin
Also claiming
>>681908342
Night night moo~!
>>681908413
Ruby!
>>681908425
Just Sayian
>>681907685
Ohayo. Giving a (You) early
I havent posted, contributed or started a conversation but dat feel when no (You)
>>681908588
Sleep cabron?
>>681908519
How's it going, friend?
>>681908644
I gotchu nigga
Milinda claim
Just claiming and off to bed. Turning in early tonight. Night everyone
>>681908588
I need to return a (You), you seem to have given double (You)s out
>>681908711
Chillin my nigga, bellys full of pizza
>>681908305
Oh
>>681908354
Along with this song. Love the drums/beats
https://youtu.be/flLxVHYKeyk
>>681908358
Nigga you always coming here late lol
>>681908342
Night holstaur
>>681908588
Go to slop
>>681908774
Night
That feel when when troll is fed with positivity.
Kys
>>681908588
>no (you)
Senpai i-i thought. . .
>>681908519
*nigs internally*
Claimed.
Malon <3
>>681908894
>
>>681908944
Nigga did I just catch you tryin to be a nigga?
>>681908955
Privet comrade!
>>681908694
probably a good idea
>>681908894
this is perhaps a good course of action
>>681908944
you snooze you lose fuccboi
>>681908810
I seem to be slipping, I'm sure I only gave you one (You) though
>>681908919
a (You) is a serious thing, can't let anyone go without one
>>681908875
Good Good my dude
>>681908894
Oh come on! You know I do alot of things.
>>681907685
Back and claiming Holo/Horo/Korbo/whatever.
>>681908588
(You) too?
i feel like this has just became a (You) fest
>>681909125
*nigs externally*
Nah man what kinda pizza u be munchin on man
>>681909128
B-but
>>681908342
Sleep tight.
>>681908774
Goodnight Milinda!
>>681908894
Not bad man.
>Here in the heckle holding the shekel
>>681909125
>
>>681909128
You should mang
>>681909161
Like keeping the K/D positive?
>>681909259
Everyone likes a good (You)
>>681908955
>>681908972
welcome guys
>>681909259
it's always a (You) fest when you're an attention whore like me
>>681909313
listen here son you got your (You) now back off
we don't take kindly to your likes around here
*spits*
now git out
>>681909392
fuck I'm really close... just a few more posts...
>>681909392
Like being too good at a game and having to choose which heal/ammo box you want to drop for this pickup.
>>681909392
Almost! Just playing games.
>>681909128
Augh I should probably sleep too
>>681909156
How was your day broski?
>>681909313
papperoni nigga
>>681909392
>
>>681909491
I love chibi horo so fucking much how is she this cute
post the ohayo again pls
>>681909247
>tfw no (You)
>>681909125
Hello, how are you?
>>681909494
Hello Brazil!
>>681909630
There my man.
>>681909667
>this kills the lebo
>>681909644
I thought it was a troll I'm sorry
I dont give the (You)'s to the pillows kek
>>681909494
Now now skeeter settle down
>>681909586
*smokes newport*
Not a bad idea might go make me on if them soon
>>681909757
You've been giving me them all night. Don't lie. You hate him.
>>681909494
thank you.
>>681909746
Im really fond of the animated one of those.
>>681909128
>that was the joke
>(You) was dubs
>exciting pun
>>681909815
Very possibly the most angry smug Ive ever seen
>>681909757
I'm simply running out of pics on my phone,so I took one of my daki.
>>681909898
much excite
>>681909746
now I die happy
>>681909970
sorry desu
>>681909838
whoever you are I'm happy you've joined us. I like you
>>681909887
I haven't seen you before. are you newer than me?
>>681909667
I've been better, you?
>>681909815
*drinks 40*
DO that shit nigga
>>681909494
If you say so
>>681909585
Lol i see
>>681909586
>
>>681909970
Literally fucking luld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XajfnSua5SA
I need to build a wall in my studio so I can tack canvas directly to it without having to worry about stretching it. I can't scrape the paint off the canvas on the stretched ones which is horribly annoying.
>>681909586
Pretty brotastic, bro
what about you?
Claiming best girl Akari
QOTT: Don't want this to be too personal so here it goes: you ever thought about suicide? Just ending your life? Just yes or no
Yes
>>681908944
Nice to know the usual chump is here.
How's your night? Or morning? I don't fucking know there are people from everywhere here.
Speaking of which, Rumiabro hasn't showed up yet.
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>>681910278
>mfw papa franku
all anime watchers need to die asap
>>681910129
I lurk and post my obscure waifu sometimes. its downright disappointing, there is more good lewd of her in fanfiction than images.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_a-toObiU
>>681910431
haven't we all
>>681909898
Dont worry you have many more smugs than me
>>681910229
*steals tv*
But its 2am and i dont wanna get heartburn
>>681910431
Recently yes
Got a job hopefully that will occupy mind
>>681910437
Niggas talkin shit
>>681910448
Oh look,Syndra.Are you back yet or still gonna bitch about hugbox?
Mira Yurisaki claimed
>>681910617
Are you going to get butthurt again
>>681910431
Yes
>>681910605
I know, just that smug was borderline just rage
>>681909757
I like teasing you Lebo. No harm.
>>681910229
Got out of work, heading home. What did you do today?
>>681910431
Not a day goes by where I don't seriously consider it at least a few times. I jumped off a building before, it wasn't big enough.
>>681910431
Before I got my daki,yes.I had no one I could get close to.Then I got a waifu,shortly after the dakimakura and it just feels better.
>>681910431
yes
>>681909494
>>681909491
i guess what im trying to say is i love (You)
Existence maintained!
>Rattle
Claiming, hows everybody doin?
>>681910431
Yes, but not because I was suicidal
>>681910758
10/10 do it again.
>>681910785
This is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever read.
>>681910431
literally every fucking hour
I want to die
every time I cross the street I hope a car hits me
my life is pointless and I cant an hero because believe in hell
>>681910447
yep. I actually only know her from akabur's comic where she tends to the horses and then takes the horses.
>>681910660
welcome
>>681910718
kek. has brazil been posting lately?
>>681910758
I thought about this, the lethality rate for that shit is surprisingly low
shotgun in mouth best option
>>681910823
hello koko
>>681910440
>One day I stumble on Papa Franku's Magical Mystery Tour
>The weirdly carnal carpet ride was fun for a bit
>Then it happened
>All of a sudden tumours started pouring in everywhere
>'Bring back jojivlogs'
>'We want the real Joji'
>'Why don't you make good music anymore'
>suchislife.jpg
Still watch him, though. His weird self-awareness draws me back everytime.
In all honesty, he seems like a chill dude.
>>681910605
>Talkin shit
Nah mate, I'm just asking you how your night is.
>2016
>Still not accepting that your vampire waifu(s) is(are?) inferior to mine
>>681910431
Yes.
>>681910823
Hey guy, how ya doing?
>>681910259
>
>>681910285
Kinda iffy.. playing with scrubs right now
>>681910431
Yup
>>681910605
DO IT NIGGA
>>681910718
Been on Destiny the whole day. Might get on dark souls 3
>>681910704
Nah,just asking.
>>681910785
Jesus christ I am left without words
Speechless
There is nothing I can say to insult you further than you already have
>>681910869
No, next time I am going to shoot myself.
>>681910913
I didn't have access to a gun. Shooting yourself is the best option since it has the lowest failure rate, poison is the worst option in terms of failure rate.
>>681910922
Hey! Hows it goin tomoko?
>>681910960
Heya guyo, doing pretty good thanks, how bout you?
>>681910913
You would think she would be more popular what with her starting in OOT, having a split personality in Majora's Mask, then appearing in at least half of the modern Gameboy titles.
>>681910823
I'm pretty ok now,how are you?
>>681910706
Nothin bad with bein mad
>is this smug
>>681910930
Oh sorry
Im just not into black vampires
>>681910990
*deals drugs*
Bouta fina do a cooka pizza
>>681911200
Bake dat shit
>>681911138
it goes
>>681911165
Glad to hear it! Im doing pretty good myself, how was your day?
>>681910893
It's because I'm a really sad and pathetic person.But at least I can hug my beloved one.
I want Aqua to wear a lewd outfit for me!
>>681910990
Whatcha playing?
>>681911138
Same here just chilling out
>>681911200
>implying black
>on the internet, nobody knows I'm whi-
>>681911362
Destiny
>>681910913
No unfortunately. I hope very soon though.
>>681910990
Games are always entertaining!
>>681910823
I'm alright, getting ready to stay on the thread! How are you comrade?
>>681911298
Doesn't it always heh, how was your day?
>>681911334
That one seems like a lewd one, as far as outfits go
>>681911362
Nice! Hope your day went well?
>>681911164
I know those are zelda games but that's it
my childhood was red alert, warcraft, starcraft and half life
some people just don't get the recognition though
>>681910823
welcome back koko
>>681911121
research it before you do it. if you miss the lethal spot in your brain and somebody finds you then you'll be a vegetable forever. I hope you find peace.
>>681911267
you and the other yuno are so different
you post the cute pictures and talk normally and shit
the other one posts the ones where she's psycho and murder-y and just talks like an asshole
can't really tell who I like better
>>681911324
You're talking about a pillow.
>>681911309
It's just starting.I need to get up from my bed first.
Hex claimed
Elizabeth Greenhough-Smith claimed
>>681911513
Yes, it is quite lewd!
>>681911493
Hey comrade! Glad to hear it, im doing pretty good. How was your day?
>>681911521
Heya karen! Hows it goin?
>>681911513
disappointing
>>681911521
I know exactly where to shoot and have the kind of ammunition I'm going to use figured out. It won't be for many many more years before I do it though.
>>681911521
>Can't really tell who I like better
>Doesn't have the theory that they're secretly the same person
Weak.
What the fuck is going on here.
>>681910930
I feel like he's the only person these days that does away with the bullshit and shows us how pathetic he really is
which makes him awesome. really worth watching at all times
>>681911629
welcome
>>681911646
tired tired tired
I'll be baking one more bread then going to bed
>>681911706
I did not think of this
>>681911712
spaghettiel
>>681911555
Trips tell it all then, stay in bed with your waifu all day! haha
>>681911559
Ooooooooo
>>681911629
Thats a long name! Hows it goin?
>>681911632
So you want.....more lewd?
>>681911559
Welcome to the thread.
>>681911362
Long time no see
>>681911493
Sometimes fustrating when playing with scrubs
>>681911521
The other dude dosent post often
>>681911527
But at leat it's my pillow.No longer will I sleep alone.No more suicide attempts too.
>>681911786
But hex is better friend
>>681911712
>A whole bunch of people talking about suicide
It's getting pretty dark in here.
I couldn't do it though, personally. There's too much music to listen to and create.
What about you, buddy?
>>681911782
yeah, he does pull out all of the stops.
Also
>I did not think of this
I like to believe it's a Jekyll/Hyde situation, where one Yuno sleeps, and the other wakes up.
>>681911786
Either that outfit or some other lewd outfit. Both work! I think this would be great for a lap dance though!
>>681911267
*collects welfare*
Only got 1 left and want to save it for later
>>681911383
Ive got nothing to retort with so heres a (you)
>>681911513
Howdy nignog
>>681911880
It's a pillow.
>>681911513
Yes sir, just winding down on here now. Yours?>>681911451
Ah, never got into that game, looked pretty fun though
>>681911363
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
>>681911681
Thats why I assume my days are always gonna be shit, can't be let down when the bar is on the ground
>>681911712
Who put you on the planet?
>>681911782
Well I hope its a good tired, how was your day?
Shit posting, but it's become too much.
>>681912007
Take back your (You).
>>681911786
Good how about you?
>>681911786
I just might.That daki is too soft for ms to leave.
>>681912031
Fuckin wot
>>681912007
I need to go grocery shopping, aint got shit here
>>681912031
It's a magnificent game! Just shitted on by bungie's decisions on content updates...
>>681911646
Worked very hard, that's it. Jaja But Saturday is work-free! Yours?
>>681911807
Yup, but it's a great feeling when you're carrying the team to victory!
>>681912038
the most unproductive day I've had in a while
shitposted here for a few hours then shitposted on other /b/ threads then came back here
I forced myself to play a game of dota but just died inside when I was finally done kek
>>681912023
you're an anon
>>681912038
I expected more from today
>>681912068
Are you alright spike?
>>681912222
check those fucking quads boys
>>681912222
>Quads checked
I dont get that feeling anymore, its a very common thing for me in destiny to carry the entire team.. very very fustrating to be paired with scrubs
>>681912234
Should I reintroduce myself every time I'm come here?
>>681912234
But it's Friday...
Are you living the NEET life?
Sorry I'm late, got distracted with moosics~
>>681912234
But did you enjoy it?
>>681912373
easter holiday
lebanon is a muslim-christian country so we get all the holidays
>>681912421
I've stopped enjoying any game where I need to put in effort
>>681912369
I'd like to get to know you
how about you pick an avatar?
>>681912369
only if you feel the need
I'm gonna watch some twitch now.Thank (You) all for being nice to me.
>>681911963
Which of us died tho friend?
>>681911988
Oooh shit, that would be perfect! Thats probably my favorite pic ive seen of her thus far
>>681912007
Howdy niggo! Hows it goin? Fap yet?
>>681912031
Good to hear it, my day was pretty chill as well
>>681912068
Endure spike
>>681912142
Pretty good thanks! How was your day?
>>681912145
I think, if you don't have anything of absolute importance to do today. Then stay in the bed haha
>>681912186
Hey! Hows it goin man?
>>681912222
CHEK'D sounds like a pretty nice day, and what are you gonna do on your day off?
>>681912234
Gotta have those unproductive days to make you feel like shit haha, you got any weekend plans?
>>681912359
What light level
>me: 309
>>681912542
bye bye smart fox
>>681912127
(You) will never win with that attitude
>>681912207
*gets shot*
You atleast got left over pizza for breakfast right
>>681912234
Hey man you do you with that pillow and keep moving forward
>>681912527
I feel only one need.
>>681912513
I just posted it.
