Let's start a fucking weird religion on 4chanWhat you post is what is in itI'll
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's start a fucking weird religion on 4chan
What you post is what is in it
>I'll make a Twitter of the religion we make and fuck with people
>>681887774
Church of the Pepe, we worship dank pepes
>>681887977
Post some pepes then bro
>who's God
>Who's death
>what's heaven like
>what's hell like
The Church of Killing Yourselves.
>>681888234
They all ready got that.....a couple
So pepe, is he the main God or are there multiple
>>681888208
>Implying any of that needs to be a part of religion
>>681888448
Each Pepe is a more powerful deity depending on the rarity, but they are all still the same one true pepe
>>681888721
I'm not religious so I have no idea what the fuck, I'm just going off what you guys say
>>681888740
So who's the opposite or evil force?
>pepe is good
Who's bad?
>>681888888
>>681888919
Oh shit i didnt think about that
Some one from *sshudder* my little pony?
Don't start a church of pepe start a religion thays so absurd and satires other religiins to the pojnt it make religous cunt angery
>>681889204
Yes nigga who?
>>681889283
Give ideas bro, I'm up for anything
>>681888919
*light bulb* I GOT IT, THE FUCKING STUPID BANANA IS THE DAMNED DEVIL
>>681888919
The feels meme, cos some feels are bad man
Some potential here
>>681889421
I'm not sure really and I'm in a GTA death match so my ideas will be rushes and shit same as spelling
>>681889432
>>681889443
I say both lol, they work together
Describe hell
We also need commandments
>>681889649
Yilafyelus, a horrid place ridden of any happiness.
>Pepe is main God
>Satire will be implemented
>Feels and banana are the anti pepe
Laws, commandments, other deities, brief history? Paradise ? The anti paradise?
>>681889649
1: thou shall not disrespect the Pepe
2: thou shall not wrongfuully distripute rare pepes, destroying their value
Anymore?
>>681889649
something that satirizes the gender spectrum twats
were all born male misogynist frog peps etc etc
>>681889925
Fucking kek, got it
How did pepe become god?
>>681890001
off by one, and i think >>681889801 is good for a hell.
>>681890108
In the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEginning there was a... cont
>>681890141
What causes the unhappyness? Just a dark world of shit posting lememe comics? And banana memes?
>>681890245
Hahaha perfect
>>681889852
Paradise: a land full of the rarest and dankest pepes and good feels
Hell: a land full of bananas and only bad feels
Fells could be more of a inbetween or maybe the saviour (he felt the fells for you?) Pray to pepe and fells and remove bad feels from life?
Something to do with "normies" anti christ/angels?
How about a god chicken, who takes boring people into ascend, a kingdom made of infinite boring plains of clouds. And the antigod would be a catastrophic cow who takes fun people into descend, a place where all fun people enjoy their staying.
>>681890402
Yes
>>681890256
floor is literally banana peels with enormous peeled bananas, pools of potassium instead of lakes of fire.
>>681887774
there is a god and he likes to fuck all the sexiest bitches on the planet. he forgot to use a condom one time and he made a kid who could use cheat codes. then this guy goes around trying to get people to like him by giving them food and getting them drunk. eventually a bunch of meanies had enough of this guy being popular and decided to kill him. then after a while he realized he had another guy and he rezed. we'll celebrate him for over a thousand years
>>681890557
Haha haha oh fuck I died at this
>>681890686
We need pepe jeebus though, since he's good, we need Satan banana
>>681889801
Hole of Eternal Copypasta and Kikes
Shits really picking up steam
Gwynplaine is the messenger, being content with only being peeps fuckboi, as he already looks like a sex toy
>>681890557
havejohn callanan's head representing the moon or the sun
>>681890402
Oh god, OP who came up with the pepe idea here, is it official, are we doing pepe?
Vote now
I vote yess
Sorry I'm an atheist guys:)
>>681890977
what about hell is the trash and he's the devil that makes things go into it
I say we begin the church of the ~ key. We should tweet at people the ~ with retarded incoherent sentences questions etc, like "@whitehouse ~~~Is Anal Cheese Art?~~~ ~ ~
>>681890788
well then lets split into 2 factions
one that says devilpepe = devil
and one that says banana = devil
and we fight eachother forever
>>681888078
omfg that shit is lit. Throwback to ancient Mew
>>681891228
Feels meme is god
>>681891228
My God, your a genius, I'm making a Twitter right now for Jesus pepe I just need a image
>>681887774
Stop oppressing me you misogynistic white cis male shitlords
>>681891496
Lol
>>681891496
Yes this is a commandment
>>681891387
KILL THE NONBELIEVER!!!
>>681888919
Redit is the evil force
>>681891611
also i think this should be a commandment
>>681890402
Pepe, feels guy and the banana are the three pieces of the one true meme.
They hate each other because of their differing beliefs, Pepe believes that all memes must only be posted once to preserve their market value, Banana believes that he should be the only meme in existence, posted in perpetuity till the end of time, and feels guy has achieved transcendence and doesn't give a fuck about memes.
Because they hate each other so, the one true meme appears only in times of great danger, when the trinity comes together to fight a greater threat.
>>681891711
Perfect, just give me a sec I'll link you guys
>>681891766
Is gwynplaine the one true meme?
>>681891766
not bad...not bad
>>681891114
Same
>>681891766
this is gold
ALL EVIL COMES FROM ATTEMPTS AT EQUALITY
Praying consists of chanting REEE REEE REEE in 9 sets of 3 16 times a day while facing south-north
>>681891766
I claimed Gwynplaine as the one true meme
>>681892017
Keke
commandment 5
"gas the kikes"
>>681892393
or perhaps that's too
um discouraging for new converts
>>681892092
No one knows the face of the one true meme, it is unimaginably splendorous that once one sees it they post, talk about, and think about nothing but it.
>>681892011
Redit should be the devil
>>681889553
This is satan
7515 My present for /b/ Enjoy https://mega.nz/#!uZR0XJgD!9dOV5JnJsgsLnC2mVIcAmXMvPdZiVJY_BQZ3BAllo54 Will remove in a few minutes
One of our hymns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPcGNHN6_bA&list=PLdqw2r-xbwqLUf0rBciKRNYk7rsNPqGjU&index=117
>>681892500
The kikes already have a religion, it's not like their going to join ours.
>>681892524
>>681892508
>>681892500
>>681892393
>>681892107
>>681891766
>>681891791
>>681891974
>>681892011
>>681891992
>>681891987
>>681891978
>>681891974
>>681891791
>>681891592
>>>
> Anonymous 04/30/16(Sat)00:26:34 No.681891711 â–¶>>681891791
>>>681888919
>Redit is the evil force
>>>
> Anonymous 04/30/16(Sat)00:26:56 No.681891764 â–¶
>>>681891611
>also i think this should be a commandment
>>>
> Anonymous 04/30/16(Sat)00:26:57 No.681891766 â–¶>>681891974 >>681891978 >>681891992 >>681892092
>>>681890402
>Pepe, feels guy and the banana are the three pieces of the one true meme.
>They hate each other because of their differing beliefs, Pepe believes that all memes must only be posted once to preserve their market value, Banana believes that he should be the only meme in existence, posted in perpetuity till the end of time, and feels guy has achieved transcendence and doesn't give a fuck about memes.
>Because they hate each other so, the one true meme appears only in times of great danger, when the trinity comes together to fight a greater threat.
>>>
> Anonymous 04/30/16(Sat)00:27:08 No.681891791 â–¶
>>>681891711
>Perfect, just give me a sec I'll link you guys
>>>
> Anonymous 04/30/16(Sat)00:28:29 No.681891974 â–¶
>>>681891766
>>681891555
>>681891611
Stop oppressing me you misogynistic white cis male shitlords
>>681887774
That racist murderer was a pretty cute kid. He still is kinda good looking and I do enjoy some Burzum.
Shame about the whole probably hating me for being a half breed part
>>681892393
And commandment #6 Hitler did nothing wrong
Twitter page here, I need to change the banner, and the icon, what should I use?
>>681892786
Yess hitler is enocent
And he was framed
>>681892786
No, the 6th commandment is Thou shall not shill.
Hey guys, hughism here. Was wondering if you would like to band together and promote the peace of our almighty father: Hugh Neutron.
>>681893048
Kill the infidel!
>>681887977
back to plebbit
>>681892995
Doesn't matter the number commandment just needs to be there
Twitter is up btw
@ReligionPepe
The Church of Earth, Wind & Fire. the slogan is "do you remember? when we lynched niggers and faggots". and no blacks allowed. atleast no nigger-like blacks. jimi hendrix and maurice white type blacks are alright. and the punishment for dishonoring the church is having your asshole sacrificed to the dark lord pepe. suicide is also encouraged, unlike other religions. instead of wine we drink bleach, to make sure we get rid of the rest of our few remaining brain cells. our jesus will be the sick spins stormtrooper. idk the rest.
Which group are the infidels?
like the snackbars seem to hate white people the most and other mudslimes
>>681893243
Shal we start a facebook page ?
"Rockets are flying things. "
>>681892584
guy on 4chan directs me to download a zip file
what do?
>https://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/1272-rare-pepes?utm_term=.pqDgKRpY5#.itWzZLNKq
Pick a pepe
commandment #
don't let your memes be dreams
commandment #
jet fuel can't melt steel memes
>>681887774
Who in the hell is this guy?
http://hughism.wikia.com/wiki/Hughism_Wikia
>>681887774
>>>681892584
>guy on 4chan directs me to download a zip file
>
>what do?
DL the Focken zip file nigger
The church of dat boi, our God is dat boi, heaven is dankopolis, hell is normieville, and death is Indian tech support
>>681888208
Pepe
Wojak
Heaven is being on an infinite number of irony levels.
Hell is being on no irony levels.
>>681893353
Fucking yes
>>681893619
what's on it?
>>681893742
perhaps limbo should be normieville?
>>681893612
Fuck off.
We are all connected as one. The fine line between time and space can be broken. Join us fellow neutrinos. We shall prevail
>>681893243
OP came up with pepe idea here
Thank you guys, this is amazing, and let it be known, this is the official relgion of /b/ now
>>681893891
Take your autism somewhere else
>>681893911
911 get
>>681890108
similarly to the big bang, but instead of all the matter in the universe, it was just one really compressed shit. and pepe formed from it
@churchofthememe
Get in here fuckers
>>681893771
>implying I'm stupid enough to dl an unknown file
Why the fuck do you think I'm telling you to dl that shit
>>681887774
What about giga nigga?
>>681894263
I think giga niga should be the Messiah kinds like Jesus or mohhamed
lets get #churchofpepe trending.
Somalian niggers rules the world
So how do we differentiate between /b/rothers and Normie's?
>>681894170
>You do realize OP made the twitter page already
>>681894170
Nobody follow that account the original twitter acount is @ReligionPepe
>>681887774
It has to be like every other religion if you don't believe it it is either death or hell for you right
Oh cool! But I think there's already a cringe thread up...
>>681894263
giga nigga is the guy that lets you into heaven or sends you to hell
>>681894683
who are our fedora edgelord equivalents tho
reddit users or tumblr
>>681894680
>>681894549
Nah, bra, it's totally different, like, these THREE Memes to worship
>>681894522
normies moms have a lot of cats
>>681894735
>Cringe
>>681894170
>yes
>>681894674
Now that's gunna be a job to remember
>>681889283
Yeah cause that is original.
We can walk around triggered all day like you?
>>681891766
So Pepe is like god the father, the guy in charge of getting shit done.
The Banana is a cross between jesus and satan, fucking shit up constantly but also the most relatable of the bunch.
And Feels guy is the holy ghost, he transcended reality to become feels themselves, working quietly in our lives influencing every decision we ever make.
>>681893911
Official religion of /b/
REMEMBER GUYS GET #churchofpepe TRENDING!
>>681894904
>missing the point
Stop while your ahead
>>681888919
That fucking banana.
@ReligionPepe is original, We gonna start this shit in the same of /b/
>>681895033
Why the hostilities man?
>>681895305
I just think the suggested target is played out.. It feels more like walking around with triggered atheists than pure lulz.
>>681895658
I see what you mean I posted that after a quick glance at the thread and didn't think it had potential but I was wrong
>>681895658
true we do this for the lulz
>>681895885
That's now a commandment.
Anyone actually know how to use twitter? I always thought it was cancerous so steered clear could do with a kind anon to help out I'm follow ROP but that's as far as I got
>>681896095
Just make a fake account, i think i was vladimir putin for a few weeks before the ban
>>681896412
Im already that far I dunno how to post praise for pepe though
Well, It looks like you've got the basics set up now, but now I'm afraid I will have to adjourn to bed.
Looking forward to seeing where you take this shit in the morning.
Modern Church of Western Spiritualism
>a vague "something' exists out there, whether it be god(s), nirvana, togetherness, high tech aliens, etc
>Jesus was not divine
>Christianity still has good morals
>these moral values are subject to change/evolve depending on circumstance (e.g. sex outside of marriage is okay because of condoms, antibiotics, abortion, etc)
>Scientology and Mormonism (money hungry bastards) our are enemies
>Catholics need to stop the fucking of their children, it is a sinful flock that is breaking international laws with their pro-catamite traditions
Tomorrow we make this big gentlepepes
>>681896576
copy paste @ReligionPepe into the tweet box up top and praise the holy trinity
It says problems following this user
Anyone else get this?
>>681897112
Thanks anon
We'll have a hymn book like they do at church except all songs in it are just different versions of wonderwall
>>681897270
Fucking God tier
-Op
>>681887774
Cannabis Cult
>>681897270
Wonder REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>681897507
/b/ not /pol/
>>681897436
thx OP
Also I came a bit late, what all do we have so far?
>>681897976
@ReligionPepe
This wonderful man leads our church
We need RP to become official like Scientology or pastafarians
>>681898406
no pope pepe leads this flock
>>681898565
im gunna tweet them asking for their blessing's
>>681893612
Fuck off you greasy burger balloon
>>681898695
Do it bro
-op
Varg vikernes is the shit though you guys gotta admit
>>681899081
bump
>>681899034
Is that the gorgoroth guy? The one who burned the churches
>>681899081
Your welcome
-Op
>>681899882
Yep....gorgoroth
>>681887774
This thread is full of autism.
>>681899961
I'm not into black metal but the guys a fucking legend the vice interview he did really weirded me out the mans stone fucking cold
>>681900171
Don't be mad you got here late never worry child our lord and saviour still loves you no matter how much of a sour cunt you are
>>681900402
bad shop, to soon
>>681899961
burzum
>>681900486
Lmao
-Op
Get rekt
>pepe has witnessed you
>>681900929
I know lol, I just wanted him to be wrong
Whats our religions first target?
>>681901482
todd cruz
>>681901646
how can lord pepe rustle his jimmies?
>>681901646
Wouldn't be the first
>>681901781
tell him Pepe says Ronald Reagan is a myth like Jesus and Santa Claus.
>>681901646
The baseball player? Says he was kill in 08
>>681902032
chet cruz then
>>681901999
But that the Jesus and Santa myths are somewhat based on fact
>>681902167
nigger.
i dont even know what to say to that except
nigger.
>>681902326
What I mean is pepe says Reagan is a myth like Jesus and Santa clause but that the Jesus and Santa myths are somewhat based on truth unlike the reagan myth
>>681887774
Tentacle porn is mandatory nightime fap material.
We need to piggy back notoriety by going after famous cunts
>>681901999
Them trips checked
Op here, who's our first taget?
>>681902807
ronald reagan was actually a nigger who was on welfare during the cold war. the russians put him in the the white house in order to destroy capitalism with supply side economics. they were the masterminds of the trickle-down theory.
>>681903204
ronald reagan
how bout this
>>681903412
chet cruz and ronald reagan
>>681903478
that's the coolest bitch I've seen all day. I'd take her to prom and finger her under the table while the dindu tunes are playing .
>>681900402
Best photoshop I have ever seen kek
>>681900402
how did she die?
>>681903742
I agree anon as long as she can move her too lip down when you're kissin the bitch
>>681903204
Is that how they do it in Australia?
>>681904097
Marijuana overdose
>>681888208
>who's God
gigga nigga, trips confirmed
>>681904581
I wouldn't know I'm not from abo land
>>681887774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xHtWTCF74
why not this
>>681889283
Dude this already happened. It's called pastafarian. They worship a giant Spagehtti monster.
>may you be graced by his noodly appendages.
>>681904657
this rare ass Pepe right here>>681901999
got yo trips faggot
>>681887774
every other breath on each opposing saturday of each leap year, provided it is both odd and below 60oF, you have to wink. Failure to do so will result in hell or etc.
but no winking during a fappening. 'tis forbidden
>>681904728
I wasn't talking about Australia
I propose that Papa franku guards the doors to heaven
>>681905066
I'm not a robot.
>>681905139
>is that how they do it in Australia
>not talking about Australia
>mfw
meme magic is the holy spirit
>>681905139
Care to explain anon?
Pepe's son, Varg, has come to save us all
>>681905249
You are also not a believer. tsk tsk
>>681905527
>>681905527
He wasn't fucking talking about Australia.
>>681905394
this
>>681893282
I vote for this! fuck pepebananafeels
>>681905394
>>681905784
that's how they do it in Australia
@ReligionPepe
For those who didn't see it
>>681905788
Its already been decided
Every time you die you reincarnate into a parallel universe.. The better you are the less likely you'll be living in a trump ruled america.
>>681892092
I second gwynplaine
>>681887774
Vegitarians, feminists, muslims, liberals and indians are infidels and must be killer wherever found
Tweet this to TJ op
>>681906222
cant say no to trips
>>681905999
>>681901999
check all dem 9's
No one will believe this is a real religion. This is too obvious a troll. You should start from scratch. Think Scientology
>>681906568
It's supposed to
>>681906239
Is that really him?
>>681906568
that's not how they do it in Australia.
>>681906669
It's supposed to what?
>>681906789
If we get a big following it doesn't matter how bad it is
>>681906700
I'm pretty sure
i was watching a video of his once and he mentioned "and there was that thing with the banana" an then i saw this posted on /b/ about a week back it really does look like him aswell
>>681906700
Not anymore anon. That's who he used to fucking be. The light that is making it's way to your eyes is from a long long time ago.
>>681907023
True
>>681906758
I don't get it
>>681907273
I think its a newfag trying to start something new
Tomorrow we shall make this a hit
Spread the word gentlepepes
>>681907602
I need a new porn chick to watch. any suggestions? Has have good tits and ass and does anal.
>>681907723
They'd do it that way in Australia.
This is a good idea but did you have to go with literally the first idea that was thrown out there? No one will believe this is a real religion.
>>681908066
Ps. I'll do a more subtle one too brosky
>>681908066
They don't HAVE to believe. That's the beauty of religion. Anyone who doesn't agree can be branded a bigot and you're suddenly progressive, intelligent and want the world to move forward.
>>681908066
Read the fucking thread man its not supposed to be a really believable religion
>>681908066
you fucking motherfucker dont go fucking motherfucking goddamnit you sonofabitch
Op here, I could maintain two, what is something more subtle that would work?
>>681907965
Only porn names I know are
Faye Reagan
Sacha grey
Asa chingy chong akira
>>681908466
hitler did nothing wrong
>>681908529
going for faye. thx anon.
>>681908466
Well I said at the start of this thread a satire of all religions you take the most fucked up practices and beliefs put them more literal an there you go
>>681908466
The SunLight. In the beginning there were two Goddesses, Sunset and Twilight. Each were opposite, but together they brought about harmony. With Sunset placing more value in bravery, strength of will and morality, she rules the day. With Twilight placing more value in humility, respect and intelligence, she rules the night. During the transitional time between the two their influence is strongest. I got tons of this shit if this sounds good, m80s
>>681908618
Its weird she looks like my friends little sister down to the freckles
>>681908877
yeah. I just saw her and went. FUCK NO. hate them gingerfreckles. it's creepy.
fapping to jada stevens like the way they do it in Australia.
>>681909057
I know what you mean I don't mind gingers sometimes but her freckles are fucked but then again Id still fap to that
keep this shit going op. @ReligionPepe is dope as kek.
>>681909550
You know, I'm good with not giving my number to an anon. You should probably delete that post, too. Unless all these anons already have your number saved. Anyway, I'll type some shit up, gimme a sec.
>>681909693
Nig phone idc really, but yeah I'll delete
Do we support the churchofmeme or no? Kinda seems like a fag
>>681909368
I fucking hate Jada's new haircut. Now I have to keep myself from staring at her hair AND the balls.
>>681909613
I will lol
>>681909883
Eh, idk....what do you think?
-Op
>>681909693
>>681909550
>9046015225
>-Op
>Your totally on to something. Text me what you have
did this newnigger really post his ?
>>681909987
I really don't know either I mean it could help gain some traction but then again it does seem to smell slightly of newfag
I have an idea.
To cull schizos and believers of the paranormal into convincing them that someone/thing is watching them, and how to deal with it along with benefits to people who see through it immediately and view it as an opportunity.
So these things watching you, they could be ghosts so let's say they're something like that. Ghosts feed on negative emotions like fear, anger, lust, etc.
Say if you just ignore it, very well, what happens? Like you don't give them the time of day -- you don't even let these "ghosts" even know you know they're there. You know they're there but because you're ghost ignoring mafakka you have a weird an exceptional resilience and power of nerve. About ten years goes by, and by this time the "ghosts" have amp'd their attempts up, 100 fold. Lightning is coming down onto the sunroof in your car and imprinting the face of abraham lincoln onto it, you're having aethereal creatures come out from under your bed and whisper into your ear all hours of the night as you simply continue to ignore them, your restraint against them compounded and accelerated throughout the years of this... now I'll get to the point.
IF you can successfully do this for a prolonged amount of time, things like this will happen to you, and you will be closer to understanding the truth about the world, at least as far as you know anyone else would know considering your mindset before you started with the church.
The ghouls or CIA or Xeus for all I care is trying to fuck with you but you aren't having it -- you're anti-trolling paranormal forces, which for some may be able to treat symptoms of paranoia, and even delusion and hallucination, while some are fuck-ups looking to join so they can meet Morpheus or w/e, who simply want these things to have happen to them (which we ideally would be able to accommodate as well)
What do you think?
>>681910170
Yes. That's how they do it in Australia.
>>681910189
Saved bro, ill start another one tomorrow
-op
>>681910189
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Moot the Wise?
>No.
>I thought not. It's not a story the Redditors would tell you. It's a 4chan legend. Moot was a webmaster, so powerful and so wise, he could use the internet to influence the anons to create...memes. He had such a knowledge of 4chan, he could even keep the memes he cared about...from dying.
>He could actually...save memes from death?
>4chan is a pathway to many memes some consider to be unnatural.
>What happened to him?
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was...losing his power, which eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his girlfriend everything he knew, then his girlfriend keked him in his sleep. Ironic...he could save memes from death, but not his relationship.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a Redditor.
>>681910514
Lol ok
-op
>>681909987
Also churchofmeme seems like it'll gather a bunch of Normie's from fagbook who use cancerous memes searching for validation in their lives
Unless that's what were after is a bunch of Normie's sucking it up like the sheeple they are
>>681910604
Are you shitting me? Could you be any more retarded? Step away from the keyboard and take a look in the mirror. What the fuck are you doing with your life you absolutely worthless piece of nigger shit bastard? Honestly, I wish you would just fucking die. Then I wouldn't have to see your shitty repulsive cunt drivel on my screen every shitting day. It's like you took a massive shit on my screen and now I'm having to eat it with my fucking eyes. Your shit is so offensive to me that if I could get on a plane right now and come to your house I would stab you in the neck and masturbate with your blood as you lay screaming on the floor. And then i would shit on you, like you have shit on me. Take your fucking stupid shit and get the fuck out of my shit, I implore you, before I do something that everyone would regret. I could destroy you, I have fucking black belts in 3 different bastard martial arts and own a real kantana made by a genuine Samurai. I am not talking shit right now, I am a real fucking bastard. All I ask is that you just shut the fuck up. Literally no one wants to see your shit, no one cares. I could find you, and I could take you out before you even knew what was happening, but I would rather take my time and let shit happen slowly to enjoy your suffering, just as your awful shitty words make me suffer just to see them. Fair warning - the next knock on your door could be me. I suggest you think about that before posting any more of your bullshit ever again.
>>681910630
Pretty much as many people as possible, but when i do a more sinister subtle religion ill bank off their weakness and sheeple minds
