Waifu claiming thread.Claim your waifu and discuss.Obligatory claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim
Kys neckbeard
SAGE
>>681875534
Avatar fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0O86y0G6M
best girl is mine
>>681875534
i feel a lot less heavier now
kagami claimed
Claim
Shinoa here
>>681875337
>follows rattling
Shizuru get!
>>681874188
Is it weird that I love doing nothing whole day, everyday?
>>681874809
TEH BLOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwQHOpNufs
I dunno I didn't expect this but don't you die on me... I wonder in this situation what would [insert funny reference] do?!
>>681874856
Yea I know, I don't want to be one for long, just wanted to be one for a while to know how it really feels to be one.
>>681874911
Noice.
>>681875337
Driving class. Hopefully that barrier won't last long. Its funny because in a way you built that barrier probably because you're good at your work.
>>681875650
A lot? ;_;
sachi claim
>>681875610
Hand a qt
Curie claimed.
>>681875337
I have Fallout 4, world of tanks, and minecraft.
>>681875398
So it seems, but at least i'll find company.
claim
Renge isn't allowed to rattle.
>>681875337
>I just got Tomoko Dustforce
Never heard of that, if it's that cheap I'll get it, I know where to look for cheap games anyways.
>Do you have any interest in platformers?
Sure, I love platformers.
>>681875777
>Checked.
Nah, a lot of people do.
>>681875621
Yup, pretty much. How's your day going.
>>681875610
I might do that later, but how's your night going.
Dio-sama...
>>681875858
>world of tanks
XBone?
What tier?
If you have it on XBone and have at least tier 5 get in here
>>681875534
>reusing another /b/ros pic instead of just taking a pic of ur hand
>claiming another /b/ros hand as ur waifu
>>681875777
i feel, so....cold, how do i look homu??? yes....i see l-light.....
Mei claimed.
>>681875653
Oh, i know that she's cute. Otherwise she won't be my waifu.
>>681875037
Aye, I end up always having to jump in and help them because someone called out, or someone put something where it doesn't belong, people not cleaning up their work areas, just general retarded shit that you would think would be so easy to avoid, yet it's the same circus act every Friday.
>Tfw being manager and still stuck doing basic shit
>>681875337
Yeah, so you must know what it's like to deal with retards. And it's not like I'm a douchefag of a manager, I earned the spot and the pay, and it's basically like coming to my second home 6 days out of the week.
>But Friday, incompetence leads to disorganization which leads to my warehouse being destroyed
>>681875777
Dont make it long, seriously once you go NEET, you never want to come out of it.. much like those who finish highschool and think "Oh Ima take a year off before going to college"...... (Speaking form expierence)
Sorry for talking about this so much recently but holy shit some of the K-On is giving me feels
>>681876108
Super cute!
>>681876268
K-On music* kek
>>681875943
Pretty normal tbh
>>681876268
Did Watamote give you feels?
>>681875896
Then go ahead and pick it up. It's something of a hidden gem in my eyes. Really nice feel to it. Good physics is important to me.
>>681875772
>>681875892
>sad rattling
>>681875777
>checked
I am good at my work. I'm good at everything.
>>681876212
What kind of stuff do you ship? I work at a place that primarily does chairs and tables.
>>681876268
Moogs, how are you? Have a good Friday?
>>681876046
pc matey. tier 4-8.
>>681876065
his arm was broke it wasnt gay
>>681875896
Whelp... you're not wrong.
>Sure, I love platformers.
Not really my kind of game and I only played the old school ones, but Sonic, and crash bandicoot are amazing games to speedrun.
>>681876080
Turn away from the light and don't stop talking! I need to stop it from bleeding as fast as possible... and to do that I need to use my own hands to cover the wound.
>here goes nothing
>>681875534
I had a waifu for awhile
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's a female fluid.
>>681876309
And (sometimes) creepy. But cute.
>literally no conversation going on here
>>681876419
it didnt load the pic. weird. well here it is
>>681875337
Hey Kyoko glad to hear. I'm pretty well myself.
>>681875194
Awesome Renge! Everything's pretty good over here.
>>681875550
Uh did I do something wrong?
>>681875653
Not much Shinoa, just got done playing MGS. You?
>Best idol claimed
>>681876405
Nyanpasu
>Tomok'nuckle
>>681876405
Why aren't you allowed to?
>Rattles
>>681876381
Explain? Up to anything right now?
>>681876463
gtfo fag, saw you in another thread, no one wants to read your shit pasta
>>681876261
Can you tell me more about your experience? How long did you end up as a NEET?
>>681876405
Aha thats some god tier self-esteem, I like that.
>tfw no Kirino for endless hugs
>>681876392
A fair bit yeah
>>681876405
I'm alright
>have a good Friday?
it was a pretty run of the mill Friday
>>681876261
That differs from person to person. I always hated sitting on my ass doing nothing and went job hunting the same week I finished college. I just can't stand the idea of being stagnant and just basically being a living drain
>>681876489
If you have a good topic in mind I'm down for a good chat
>>681875304
>>681875304
>>681875304
>>681875304
>>681875304
>>681874969
Nice.
>>681876466
I don't see it
>>681876522
Playing jedi academy and slowly getting gud. Thanks for QOTT
>>681876424
b-but it's so warm i don't know if i.....!!!!!! homu??? what's going on down there?
>>681876623
He was worried and looking for you a while ago.
>Homura
>>681876424
>Crash Bandicoot
The nostalgia. What a great game.
Spyro the Dragon was awesome aswell.
>>681876405
I will, thanks for the advice! I'll let you know if I like it or not!
mari
>>681876405
Electronics, appliances, home theater equipment, stuff like that. How are yoh tonight, by the way?
>I forgot to ask
Miho claimed
>>681876623
Hello how is life busy ruri?
>>681876261
yes I plan to get around this by just killing myself before I drop out of college
QOTT: are you playing any games at the moment and if so, what game?
Star wars jedi academy
>>681876457
Panzer Vor
>>681876843
You**
>Juri
>>681876886
Fate Grand Order.
>>681876886
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Trying to get tired. Fuck today. Fuck tomorrow, too.
>Star wars jedi academy
Nice taste.
>>681876886
Not at this very moment no.
>>681876891
Feuer Frei Bang Bang.
>>681876886
nope, no games here, just a smug
>>681876886
Im playing 'Dodge the Fan'
>>681876891
>Panzer Vor
asui claimed
>>681876886
Trying to make the LoL hexakill rotation fun but I'm gonna call it quits since it's basically just more retards packed in a smaller space. Thought it would be fun
Once again, none of you can handle a real woman.
>>681876886
Free for all
Columbine High School
asui claimned
>>681876886
Was just playing MGS V like always.
>>681876750
You wanna live don't you? Now should we call a doctor or try to fix this ourselves and keep it as our secret?
>>681876817
I still replay CB:Warped once in a while, its my favourite game from the series.
>Spyro
Only played demos and I feel terrible about that, I should fix that now that I have free time.
>>681876489
Make one nigga
>>681876522
Oh did I mislink? I apologize
>>681876618
Graduated high school in 2011, up til now I've only had two temporarily jobs, have no motivation whatsoever to do anything nor a care in the world, pretty sad but I dont think I have any shame left
>>681876687
I have my moments were I tire of being broke but I just do nothing
>>681876877
If you are serious, you would have no announce this.. but in cases you are, seek help
>>681876886
Destiny
>>681876575
Bout to go masturbate
>>681876886
I played Life is Strange about 2 Weeks ago, and every 2 days or so i'm playing CS:GO (I hate this game, but don't have any better game by now). If i'm not at playing, i'm writing on my little Game-Engine or study.
>dad calls
>internet wont work anon
>ask him what he did
>tells me netflix stopped working, so he went into internet settings
>facepalm.jpg
>i already know this is going to be awful
>spend 30 minutes trying to explain how to select wifi connection point, select WPA/WPA2 and enter password
>>681877320
i trust you homu.....do what you must!!!
>>681877320
I played Warped sometime ago aswell!
>Finished it one day
To think that as a kid it took me months to finish it.
Best Crash in the series if you ask me.
>>681877279
froggy waifu4laifu?
>>681877052
I deleted that game, it wasnt fun I just was rage quitting, so I got rid of it.
I just purchased Arckanums entire discography on itunes.
>>681876734
Ooh it's been a while since I've heard that title.
>QOTT
Maybe I'm just dumb but please enlighten me.
>>681876886
If only that question had been asked a few minutes ago.
>>681877376
It's all good man.
>>681877491
how do i green text?<
>>681877414
Ah, I hope that goes well, friendo.
>>681877688
I love u anon
>>681877662
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>>681877576
So how a things?
Also QOTT means Question of the Thread
today I ate a duck meat burger and liked it
>>681878007
i ain't even mad. How you doing today anon?
>>681878126
they do look tasty
>>681878126
Ducks taste pretty good.
>>681877576
I used to ask Question Of the Thread but it's too long and people seem to like it a bit shorter. Usually asked once every thread. Sometimes theres multiple by accident signed people have good questions and want to see their answer
>>681877376
Meh, well im still not 100% neet since im taking my driving license, but I should probably start looking for something to do asap.
>>681877494
I think having someone else here would help, I need to get something to wrap your wound and to freeze the sausage in order to preserve it, but I can't go away from you again or you will start bleeding...
Unless I make bandages with my own clothes.
>>681877550
>Finished it one day
My nigga! Time to attack those time trials, most fun thing to do in the game.
>I actually had fun doing the tiger levels with emulator sped up
>To think that as a kid it took me months to finish it.
Pretty much this, I also remember as a kid being stuck in RPG's in easy places and having the patience to grind forever.
Example: getting lvl 40 on dungeon A, then I replayed that game recently and got past that dungeon at lvl 15.
>>681878126
>burger
>>681878126
Sounds pretty tasty! Being open to new burgers is good, there is a burgery in my town that sells some really weird stuff that is really good.
Ever tried blue cheese hamburger?
>>681878126
>Duck meat burger
This is new to me as fish tacos
>>681878317
The irony of me is I gotten my license on my first try with litte to no pratice YET I almost never drive.. I'm like spongebob freaking out if I try to drive by myself
>>681878126
I had a 20 dollar steak for dinner.
>>681877924
Love ya too, anon.
>>681878126
Nice.
>>681878399
>>681878126
Gotta feed her now
>>681878317
Yeah, feels weird when you replay games you couldn't finish or it took you very long as a kid and you just finish them so easily.
Best Anime
Hello everyone.
Sorry I haven't been here much today.
>stay smug, snugs
I'm tired as fuck. I'm going to sleep now.
See you later!
You disgust me, anon.
>>681878317
y-you don't have to do that homu....i think im feeling better....im starting to feel tingly....tha- that's good right???
>>681878732
It's cool dude we get it
>>681878732
It's fine, man. Hope you're doing well.
>>681878041
Things could be better right now but I'm enjoying life as it is. You?
kek I should of realized that.
>>681878307
Yeah I've seen them before. Had a major slow moment.
>>681878732
Galko! How are you doing?
>>681878805
Goodnight!
>rattle rattle
>>681878805
Night!
>>681878732
bubblegum
>>681878805
goodnight doll face
>yuuko
Reina claimed
How is your night guys?
>>681878873
Late night threads are a best
>>681878937
File name
Fuck it I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0emrsKLE3os
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TcEVYepundk
>>681878264
and it was fucking tasty too
>>681878267
delicious tbh
>>681878399
go to akiko bun
>>681878503
it was chewy and flavorful
never tried a blue cheese burger
>>681878513
>fish taco
they exist?
>>681878526
I'm legitimately jealous right now. what kind of steak?
>>681878535
I know right? I heard you got bummed out with all the pic requests yesterday
>>681878590
I don't have a picture yet. no good with photoshop
>>681878637
thanks bro
>>681878937
>shake
what about everyone? ever eat a weird food that ended up being awesome?
>>681879046
Pretty good bro. You?
>>681878513
Aha really? What do you mean freaking out? You get lost often or you just freak out randomly in fear?
>>681878603
Which means all the times I got raped in multiplayer games by my older friends they were cheating.
>>681878837
You will have to be the one to tell me if its good, I don't know either. But im happy that I didn't kill you and won't mind staying like this with you forever.
>>681879136
A simple pic of burger will do
>>681879085
I believe that
>>681878732
>Ever the popular, I see
Greetings.
>>681878126
Duck is pretty good. Breast can be really dry and its fatty as a rule
>>681879136
I lost all of my progress and now I have to redo it. I was very angry.
>>681878864
Good.
>>681878867
I've been alright.
>>681878903
I've been pretty busy. Really tired now.
>>681878967
Hey there Yuuko.
>>681878873
Hungry af but folks is bringing food so I play the waiting game
>>681879085
*watches*
>>681879136
Quite so, just as I said "surprised"
>>681879195
i dont look like it but I have panic, like heavily worry I'll forget something part of my driving lessions and crash or something
>>681879052
Hmm?
Lil' mama
>>681879136
>Rattle
>>681879343
>343
Oh fuck off.
Well I've been lurking all night, had fun
I'll post more actively tomorrow
Gonna catch some more sleep now
Night everyone
HEYYY FRIENDS! IM BACKK!
Late... but back ^^
>Aqua
>>681879136
Blue cheese is pretty good, it tastes weird and the moment you bite you might not like it, but it leaves a good aftertaste and once you swallow it you will be dying for the next bite... Blue cheese burger was probably my weirdest experience with food.
>>681879343
Yo is Akira manga better than the anime? I rewatched the anime today and was wondering if I should have read the manga instead...
>>681879387
Aha yeah driving is scary, you do a wrong move and kill people gg.
>>681879373
Busy day, Galky?
>>681879404
Never heard of it before?
>>681879445
Night
>>681879479
Hey welcome back
>>681879445
Have a goodnight Aki.
>>681879195
The fights I had with my cousin over games when we were kids, fun times.
>>681879445
goodnight beautiful
>>681879479
hello there
>yuuko
>>681878732
Booby brother.
>>681879136
Some kind of all natural thing, was delicious as fuck that's all I really care about.
>>681879535
Yes, yes it is. Please do read it, it's great.
>>681879445
Goodnight Akiko-Anon.
Have a good sleep.
Also Shiragami Youko claimed.
>>681879565
Thanks! How's your waifu? Still claiming her on time?
>>681879565
I... I suppose not?
>>681879445
Nighty night Akiko!
>>681879479
Welcome back ass goddess
>>681879535
Gg no re, plus my car is a fucking luxery car (life of a spoiled shit)... I REALLY do gotta be careful
>>681879195
f-forever? i wouldn't mind, i thought i would've already died by now....thank you homu....you save my life!!
>>681879046
So far pretty good. How about you?
>Reina
Nice taste.
>>681879052
That they are, occupies the mind.
>>681879387
>Hungry
Right there with you.
What are they bringing?
>>681879535
Blue cheese is amazing when you get it and blend it with mayo. Best sauce for chips.
>>681879688
We normally claim early
>>681879775
I requested pizza, hopefully they will get it
>>681879731
What'd you drive?
>>681879565
To a degree.
>mainly just the afternoon
>>681879635
Breast friend.
>>681879312
Hey there Juri.
>>681879932
2009 lexus gs 350
>>681879634
How are you?
>>681879731
You're so mean you little headfuck girl
>>681879803
I'm sooo sry please forge me!
>>681880138
just fine and you?
>yuuko
>>681879688
Sometimes when I'm not busy
>>681879721
Here
https://youtu.be/LUvnzylaPqE
>>681879775
I like how you can talk about anything when it's slow. Real chill
>>681879890
Cheese pizza?
>>681880028
Feels with surgical tech application
>>681880138
It was a compliment! Booty too real yo
>>681880261
Papperoni!
>>681879276
I got one but I want to try and put it in karen's hands like akiko
>>681879331
fatty huh? that's a problem...
>>681879343
I feel you on that fuck that must have been gay
what happened?
>pic
>>681879404
>shooble
>>681879445
goodnight akibro, at least I got to see you for a sec
>>681879535
the blue cheese sauce I tasted. it's pretty good but shakes my mouth around if you know what I mean
>>681879635
did it have a name? god my stomach is fucking empty right now
describe it to me pls
hmm..
kinda need sleep
shieeeet
>>681880261
Oh. Oh my. So uhh... you have something to show me then?
>>681880446
Without the fat, its dry. Fat isnt as bad as people make ut out to be. I bet they slow cooked that duck in pure fat or oil anyway.
>>681880385
Dude ever heard of Bombay's pizza?
>>681880446Ike that? I might try that one out
>>681880546
Is it rape?
>in two threads
>one is slow as fuck
>this one flies by
>concept of time changed forever.
>still listening to swedish black metal since 7:30 am
>ohyeah.jpg
>>681879566
My cousin once broke a ps2 controller and a bit of my friend garage because it was digimon rumble all vs all and we were always teaming up against him. He used to be the most sore loser but thats obvious I guess.
>>681879639
Aight I will pick it up someday, but I really like the experience from the anime and the animation/soundtrack on some scenes, im curious about how does the manga top that.
>>681879731
Did you ever make a risk on the car or something?
>>681879772
Not sure if save is the best way to say it since I almost killed you... but I did change your life.
And im about to fall asleep with my hands here.
>>681879803
Its been a while since I ate it... now I want blue cheese.
>>681880028
Hai!
>>681880446
I think I understand.
>>681880256
Pretty good when no one mess with me ;)
>>681880261
That's really good and loyal. Grats my friend
>>681880385
Awwww thanks! You're right the ass game is real but im not as psycho as you! (its a compliment)
>Aqua
>>681879890
Godspeed man. Pizza sounds perfect right about now.
>>681880261
An endless range of wonderful possibilities.
>>681880446
You'd have to ask my dad, he's the one who got em. I do know they were a specific brand of steak, like they come from a specific farm or at least are legally said to.
>>681880754
Ass game is good game too. Rory might not have ass game, but best waifu legs.
I was here mostly to see if someone was still alive. Going to claim on next thread and then leave, cya.
>>681880261
I knew that beat sounded familiar!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzlpSJNHAns
>Maki
>>681879803
>putting mayo on anything
Sorry you have to experience that
>loser confirmed
>>681880699
I refuse to play video games with sore losers, man. I play that shit to have a good time and get some friendly vibes, not deal with someone else's rage.
>>681880261
?
>>681880699
Hello again.
>Galko
>>681880971
Have a goodnight Homu, sweet dreams.
>claimed
>>681880028
How's your evening treating you?
>Juri
>>681880446
It was gayer than me, so there was some AIDS involved.
>what happened?
Fucking crashed, lost all of it. I was very sad and angry. I'll get it done though, no worries.
>>681880699
Think of the movie but way more fleshed out and more character development. Also much more cooler.
>hand
>>681880446
Shooble?
>Confused rattles
>>681880681
Guess not. You seem confident enough, for some reason.
>Shizuru
>>681880952
I have to agree thoses legs tho
>Aqua
>>681880873
Possibly Kobe? If its Angus and you paid $20 for a steak you got ripped off.
> Rory-sama
>>681880681
Nope, I got pizza patron
>>681880699
I have.. on my way to Halo 4's midnight relese, dark as hell.. couldnt see the person in my blindspot before I turned and I turned too quickly after signaling
>>681880718
Pretty crazy to have a car like this as my first car.. while I see friends get some busted up old ones
>>681880754
The yandere game is real! Hahah
>>681880765
Pizzas here! Whoo boy time to feast!
>Yuno
new bake thread please and danke
>Shiragami
