>>681791175
don't, just fuck his gf while he's at church

I presume mocking him relentlessly for being an utter fucking retard is out of the question.

Take him to the beach and watch ships going over the horizon.

>>681791308

his ass dont go to church. just smokes a ton of pot. no qt gf to steal either

>>681791619
gullible and doesn't go to church, he must be lazy

>>681791175
Send him to space and leave him to die there

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>earth isn't flat

good bait m8

>>681792343
aaaand then there's this retard.

>>681791175
genuinely, a friend of mine just started saying the same thing, she said she looked into it to disprove it and now believes it true, i put the phone down in the end

>>681791175
Constellations and star maps from northern hemisphere and southern hemisphere are different.

>>681791175
Ask him how gravity works.

http://www.smarterthanthat.com/astronomy/top-10-ways-to-know-the-earth-is-not-flat/ is also a helpful "fuck off" link to reply with.

>>681791175
cints ll believe anything op if anything egg him on.

>>681792649
kek
Also Check'em!
>>681792233

>>681792539
aaaand you're a newfag

>>681791175
It can be mathematically shown that the attractive force towards a body is equivalent to that of a point source at the centre of mass. Therefore, things would fall diagonally towards the middle of the earth rather than straight down if the earth was flat.

>>681791175
You can't. It's like a religion. If you could argue with them, there would be no religion.

>>681791175
are you implying that Earth is not flat?

>>681791175
you can't because you dont know for sure
checkmate my nigguh

>>681793245
They believe that the rotation of the disk is at just the right rate to counterract the diagonal pull. They also believe the sun is a "spotlight" and moves around the disk creating day and night. That's another thing that's dumb as fuck, if that were true we wouldn't have half the earth in day/night.

>>681791175
>isn't
wut?

>>681791175
you don't.
anyone that thinks the earth is flat at this point does so because they want to.

>>681793483
Fair enough,I hadn't actually heard of that reply. How exactly could the sun be a spotlight though? It emits light radially outwards in all directions. These people are fuxking potatoes

there is a slim chance that it is actually flat

>>681791516
won't work, they call it horizontal disruption or something

>>681791175


W8 it's not?

>>681793483
>>681793729
Also, just realised that the rotation thing cannot work- centrifugal force goes as 1/r, gravity goes as 1/r^2, so unless the planet has some arbitrarily defined density distribution that couldn't work

>>681792539
summer already?

>>681793729
the idea is that the sun can't be that far away because the sun rays are often at angles which i agree does not make sense but then again I'm sure its possible that the light is spread out due to perspective, clouds and atmosphere etc
the only real point flat earthers make is about actually trying to find proof of curvature on the earth. 99% of what they say is pure trash

>>681793741
there is a big chance that your parents accidentally raised the placenta

>>681791175
maybe this helps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqNnUJVcVs
besides telling him he's obviously retarted

>>681791175
yo if that dude doesnt get the concept of space. you need to ditch him as a friend asap.

>>681794259
implying this cunt is right about everything
kys

>>681793979
The fast things rotate, the more objects in them pull towards the outer rim. On a playground merry go round, you have to hold onto it to stay on. They believe "force throwing you out = force pulling you in"

>>681791175
Just get new friends who aren't drooling retards.

>>681791175
Sorry, but you can't fix stupid!

>>681794378
watch the video, it's plausible actually

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My brother who married into a religious nut-bag family started discovering all those conspiracy videos about mind control and flat earth.

I drew the line at flat earth and didn't hold back in all but straight up calling him an idiot, and he hasn't talked to me in about 2 months.

I'm sad now. I want my normal brother back.

>>681794616
no thanks

>>681791175
fucking gravity... hello wut? neuton pretty much ensured noone would believe "flat earth" again

>>681791175
Do these people actually exist or are they a meme?

>>681794721
yeah that topic seems to open for debate again in some circles

>>681794381
Yeah but there is no way to get those two forces to balance out at all radii, at a certain distance from the centre the centrifugal force is greater than the horizontal component of gravity, so things would be falling diagonally in the opposite direction

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>>681794823
how? gravity is a force applied too everything and on all sides. how could we have it coming down on us but not on the sides or underneath our planet?

>>681795089
no, some people want to throw gravity out all together. theres talk about electro magnetism being a possible candidate.
gravity is cool and all but it could be a load of bollocks

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/live-iss-stream

>>681795229
Lol wut

>>681795360
14 mins to sunrise and then about another 5 mins before passing over Mexico and then the US

>>681794721
Oh gravity hurr durr.
Another idiot that for some reason thinks that the presence of gravity automatically means the earth is a ball.
No one ever said gravity can only act on a sphere, not sure why you rounders always try to use gravity as your arguing point, no one doesn't believe in gravity.

>>681795229
>but it could be a load of bollocks
despite the fact that it hasn't been falsified in over 400 years and the math that descibes gravity allows us to make pin point rendevous in space?

>>681795360the sun hasn't risen yetin that side its just dark out

>>681795229
electro magnetism applies to atoms, and is only 1 of the 4 fundamental forces of the universe. gravity being the weakest and the strong and weak forces of radiation being the other

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>>681794721
Neuton

>>681795672
so you beleive gravity only acts in one direction? you are literally a cave man

>>681795229
your brain is up for debate.

>>681796085
I do not believe gravity works in one direction and never said as much.
Explain your reasoning?

>>681795005
>implying that much isn't a relative term that means greater than zero no matter what

>>681791175
Just stop being his friend, no point in being friends with a total fucking moron.

>>681795849
wait 5 mins for sunrise
maybe not in reach of comms
should be able to see "landfall" in about 10 mins

>>681791175
Launch the faggot into space so he can see for himself before he dies.

>>681796179
because if gravity acts in all directions it makes a sphere? you couldnt have come to that conclusion without me

throw him off the edge

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I'm going to tell you about a concept that I call 'conspiracy misdirection'. It's basically a type of misinformation/disinformation. Conspiracy misdirection is what happens when a conspiracy theory is propagated that is considered to be the truth about whatever that conspiracy theory is about, but actually is NOT the truth and hides an even GREATER conspiracy that is TRUE (and thus NOT a 'theory'). One of the MAJOR techniques that intelligence agencies such as the CIA, MI5, the Mossad, etc. use to deceive us is conspiracy misdirection, which is to make certain conspiracy theories popular in mainstream society that are used to push us further away from the truth. I'll give you an example: They'll tell us that the Apollo 11 Moon landing never happened, although I think that what most likely happened is that the Apollo 11 Moon landing not only happened, but they found more than they bargained for on the Moon like artifacts and ruins which CONFIRM that we are NOT alone in the universe. Eventually, we might have even been warned to never come back - which might explain why we've never gone back to the Moon since 1972. Even if we weren't warned to never return to the Moon, we DID land on the Moon and found WORKS OF INTELLIGENCE on it. I am UTTERLY CONVINCED that people on the NASA payroll are pushing the 'Moon hoax' conspiracy theory to push people further from the possibility that beings (possibly even ancient HUMAN beings) landed on the Moon a long time ago and built stuff there. The 'Moon hoax' theory might have even been CREATED by NASA employees. COME ON people, THINK. What do you think is the more paradigm-shattering secret?: The possibility that we DIDN'T land on the Moon or the possibility that we DID land on the Moon and found artificial stuff there? OBVIOUSLY it's the second possibility. (end of part 1)

>>681796310
forgot the last "?"

>>681791175
>implying the earth isn't flat

>>681796496

(start of part 2) You see, the REAL reason why the second possibility is being hidden from us is NOT because a loving government wants to prevent mass panic (that's just the cover story), but because they want to prevent us from asking 'too many' questions. If it were confirmed that we DID land on the Moon and found artificial stuff there but were lied to about such a historic discovery, then people (and LOTS of them) WOULD ask more questions about what else they've been lied to about. They'd say "Well, they lied to us about that, so what ELSE have they lied to us about? The origin and history of the human species? The pharmaceutical industry? Free energy? The banking industry?" It opens the door to EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. And THAT'S why the 'Moon hoax' theory is FIERCELY promoted, while most people have almost NEVER heard of that second possibility (and, more worryingly, probably haven't even THOUGHT ABOUT IT). Another example of conspiracy misdirection is the sudden popularity of the Flat Earth theory. The sudden popularity of the Flat Earth theory is a CIA psyop designed to divide and distract people from the TRUE nature of Earth, which is that Earth is HOLLOW. Earth's crust is about 800 miles thick and there is a 'sun' at Earth's centre (which is actually a nuclear fission reactor) which is about 650 miles in diameter and the distance between a dweller in the Inner Earth world and their inner central 'sun' is only about 2,900 miles. (end of part 2)

>>681796550

(start of part 3) Okay, this is a shorter version of what conspiracy misdirection is for people that don't like reading lots of text: Conspiracy misdirection is when a false conspiracy theory is used to hide a true conspiracy theory that has even more far-reaching implications than the false conspiracy theory. (end)

ask him to explain the purpose of existence of mass if gravity is non existent and only electromagnetic forces were existent as seen in flat earth theory

these mouth breathers ever have an explanation for what the bottom and sides of the earth look like?
or how satellites work?
or lunar eclipses?
or air travel?

>>681796578
nigga you off topic.

>>681796496
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie in a fire

>>681796828

No.

Heart on left side but most are right handed.

Metronomes sync after beginning off sync.

Theres a few more.

>>681796718

I'm on-topic. The sudden popularity of the Flat Earth theory is a CIA psyop designed to divide and distract people from the TRUE nature of Earth, which is that Earth is HOLLOW.

>>681797180
youre fucking trolling me

>>681791175
You can't, he's too far gone. It's a logical circle that ends with the Devil or some ridiculous shit way out in crazyland beyond the ice wall.

>>681797319

So the truth is now trolling, eh?

>>681797180
Lol why would anyone hide that the earth is hollow?

>>681797650
dude if you actually believe that. not even pillars could hold the earth up from collapsing in on itself. there are deep and wide ass caves at the most

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People are going to disagree with you on all sorts of things. It's okay just to let it go.

>>681791175
Easy. Sun rise. In one hour Sun is higher by a distance. Sun same size all day. Sun set. Where Sun in one hour? Below ground?! Sun below ground! Sun like ball on string - goes around Earth. Earth round!

THE FACTS: NO one in this thread knows for certain (although 90% of you think you do)

>>681791175
he is just fucking with you

>>681798179
were not talking about the existence of god

>>681798179
I'm sorry, but that's bollocks. There is no debate about it

>>681797744

Why WOULDN'T they?

>>681798327
because it would be really difficult to hide from 8 billion people that they are living on an inflatable ball

>>681798323
here everyone
this lads a great example
>>681798313
neither am I

Hollow earth supporters ftw.

>>681791175
from an astronomers point of view

1.observe moonrise and moonset or sunrise and sunset, it on the horizon if the earth wasn't round why are either of them dipping below the horizon line?
2. ask them to explain the midnight sun phenomenon observed my thousands if not millions of scientists in both the artic and antarctica
3. ask him why even amatuer photographers can now take photos of the milky way galaxy setting and rising direcly over the horizon and why the stars move in a circular motion at night
google: star trial photography

>>681798524
Lol you're making it out like it's a 50-50 issue. Astronomers, physicists and mathematicians came to this conclusion like 400 years ago in Europe (and like 3000 years ago in some other ancient societies)

>>681798524
so then you agree were talking about science?

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Mountains

>>681796310
It makes a sphere. So you're saying Earth was created via gravity, or that gravity can only act on a sphere?
You can insult all you want but you aren't making your argument clear, you're just taking drive by potshots as if that proves any fucking thing.

>>681798850
obviously, dont beat around the bush all day will you. what are you implying?
its a question on science and your beliefs in science

>>681798814
ok cool, great. what would you like me to say?

>>681798932
WHAT? if the force of gravity is strong enough it doesnt matter what the shape it is it will act on every single side making it into a sphere. dear god

>>681799154
I don't want you to say anything. I'm just pointing out you're an idiot.

>>681791175
If the earth was flat, you wouldn't need higher antennas for propagation of radio signals.

Flat earth fails to explain how the celestial bodies stay afloat above the earth disc or how the earth disc generates gravity perpendicular to it.

In the end, however, arguing with conspiratards is futile.

>>681799308
for you

Hills. If Earth was flat, hills wouldn't exist. Or caves. Or holes.

>>681791308
this is shit tier person

dont sink this low

dont debate him about, just say w.e dude

seriously nothing works better then showing no interest or debate.

if he wants to beleive the earth is flat who gives a shit?

you enable him by arguing with him about it

>>681798179
i know you don't trust the government so here is a non government source showing the curvature of the earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpBnurznFio

>>681799000
wasted trips
>beliefs
>science

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>>681791175
Lend him an astronomy and/or physics book.

>>681799406
holes dont exist

>>681799444
ayyyy, well recovered my friend.
you believe in science dont you?

>>681799426
sweet, thanks

>>681791175
Ask him what's underneath

>>681799260
Good lord you're ignorant. Gravity cannot change the shape of an object, if that were the case everything you see around you as well as everything in space would be a fucking ball.
You really need this to be pointed out to you?

>>681799406
Dumbbutt, just cause earth is flat does not mean there can't be gradients. No one is saying it's the thickness of a piece of paper.

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>>681799260
Oy if its mass is large enough you dump fuck.

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>>681799508
True, don't believe the propaganda

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>>681791175
Give him a globe.

The earth is pear shaped

Earth is pear shaped

>>681799732
dude... there needs to be a sufficent amount of mass like the fucking earth to make it spherical. i think i might be arguing with a 13 yr old? your body isnt a ball because gravity only becomes stronger with the greater amount of mass

Earth is a simulation

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>>681795672
Holy shit kys

>>681794120
kek'd
im gonna use that shit

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>>681799708
>>681799938

>>681799732
But everything that is large enough either is a ball (more or less) or a round disk. What do you mean gravity can't change shapes, are you retarded?

>>681791175
get new friends

>>681799406
not entirely convinced by that. Assuming water flow, caves (caused by water erosion) hills and valleys, (same) would be pretty much the same.

If the earth were flat, what wouldnt happen are tides, seasons that alternate on north and southern hemispheres, plate tectonics in the way geologists can measure shockwaves through the earth, and a vast range of other stuff.

>>681799881
thats what i meant, apologies

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>>681800013

Get him to go to the flattest part of the desert (or a field if no desert) you can find and ask him why the horizon is curved like that if the earth is flat

>>681800078
Galaxies are flat.
(but that's to do with angular momentum conservation)

Ask them to explain the polar auroras without the dynamo effect or electromagnetism in general.

>>681800078
>>or a round disk
Thank you for proving my point.
You rounders think that us flat earthers imagine the earth to be shaped like a piece of paper, and we don't.

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>>681800240
are you fucking retarded?
prove it with the pictures that you took that day before you get all upset

>>681799732
Gravity acts with much greater impact when the masses are much greater than the tiny objects you're describing. You really need this to be pointed out to you?

>>681793910
Kill yourself

>>681796496
>MI5

wouldn't you use MI6 for an international conspiracy?

>idiot

>>681800436
So mountains don't have much mass?

>>681800508
no not enough, asteroids are as big as mountains and therye shaped like peanuts

>>681800504
Kek

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Give him one of these

>>681800266
Did you miss the part where I said round disk?

>>681800394
Does the earth disk spin?

>>681795672
>rounders
>kek

>>681796496
absolutely , even armstrong said he saw things

this is a huge possibility

>>681793729
>the sun is flat too
don't forget how dumb they are

>>681800504
id use WD40

>>681799828
so how thick is it them you fucktard?

>>681796550
I'm gripped with the strong urge to ask for elaboration, despite every fiber of my being telling me to stop typing. I simply must know more about your insanity, Hollow-Earth-Moon-People-Guy.

>>681800240
Umm... the horizon IS flat, m8

>>681800688
No, but your whole argument is just pretty shit in general

>>681796496
yeah that's why they pushed for privatized space travel
fucktard

can't some one prove it in CAD or something like that?

>>681800756
there's probably more astronauts that are talking about ayy lmaos than not
they even have a codeword
>houston, we got santa claus again

>>681801263
Says the flat earther that didn't pass high school physics lel

>>681801263
Your theory is shit in general. Do us a flavor and dig to the other side of the earth

>>681800240
that's actually the curvature of your eyes in that case

I don't believe the earth is flat, you just don't understand which evidence to use to make your argument.

This is related to conics in mathematics, if you feel like educating yourself on how this works. Also study how lenses work.

>>681801401
No, I'm the physics undergraduate who was arguing against flat earthers earlier in the thread.

>>681801552
what are your favourite things about the flat earth, buddy?

>>681792009
M'lady

>>681791175
Buy him a flight ticket from Argentina to Australia

>>681794814
yes

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492

>>681802043
TaySway is the patrician's choice.

>>681791175
Stick it in his pooper and tell him that if he keeps claiming the earth is flat you'll fuck him off the end of the earth

It's not gay if it's for education

show him this

http://www.summersixteen.party/drake/0c31143n

>>681791175


easy peasy:

step number one: win lottery

step numbre two: buy two tickets on rocket trip to outer space

step number three: pack your bags (cant forget your stash, gonna be a better trip with your little glass friend)

step number four: go up in space

step nubmer fvie: have friend look out window of rocket ship

step number six: DO NOT open emergency hatch

stpe number sevn: stay buckled in

step nmuber eight: share story with your friends on /b/

Just show him this video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5i_iDyUTCg

>>681791175
Tell him he is a fucking bell end .

Punch him until he is unconscious.

play him subliminal messaging recordings whilst he is out for the count

flip him over and fuck some sense into his retarded ass.

when he comes round , knock him out and repeat the above until he wakes up and says "ok it is not flat"

>>681803301

but it is flat

>>681791175
Look at the ocean

i think it could be flat

>>681803896

the ocean is flat

404

I kinda want to kill everyone in this thread.

>>681805254
why, because its flat?