ITT we act like we're soldiers in a video game
>>681790211
Respawns
Am I doing good OP?
>>681790211
How do I quick scope?
fire 3 shots , reload.
HAHAHA
IM A 12 YEAR OLD FAGGOT
EVERYONE BUT ME IS A NOOB
I WILL RAIN DOWN PWNAGE LIKE HELL FIRE
>mom: anon dinner is ready
>me: shit... gotta go guys
>me: see you all tomorrow <3
The bomb is down at B site, so ima b-hop my way over to A ok?
Ooooohh baby a triple!
>>681790211
RELOADING!!!
>>681790211
RAMIREZ!!! GET YOUR ASS ON THAT SNIPER RIFLE.
PEWPEWPEW
I shot the bad guys OP
RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT TANK
RAMIREZ GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS AND SHOOT
RAMIREZ! THROW A GRENADE INTO THAT HOUSE
>>681790211
cyka blyat
>A GRANAGE GETS THROWN AT OUR CURRENT POSITION
UMMM... SHIT
>EXPLODES
SOMEONE GET ME A GOD DAMN MED PACK
>BLEEDING HEAVILY
*FML*
FUCKIN NIGGER FUCK YOU I WAS BEHIND COVER YOU NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT FUCK FUUCK FUUUUUUUCCKKK!!
Ten hut soldier bump that thread 1, 2, 3, 4
medic medic medic medic medic medic I need a medic medic medic medic I'm hurt medic medic medic medic I need a medic medic medic
>>681792721
Battlefield 4 kek
>>681792721
Here take this medkit
>cue Jimmi Hendrix' star spangled banner
You know which game I'm talking about motherfuckers
>>681792721
Here's your ammo!
I spend all my time putting my balls on the faces of dead terrorists fuck yeah
RAMIREZ GET THE FUCK OUT OF 'MURICA
>>681793089
Lel fucking ass he asked for a medic
What, did you just hit me with three fucking bullets? lel gimme four seconds and I'm ok again. Another two bullets? that would be three seconds to recover again, keks on you
>>Spawns
>>gets in a jeep
>>drives 5meters
>>gets out of the jeep
>>jumps in helicopter
>>flys into the next tree
>>681790211
MAN, 200 METERS, FRONT
>>681790211
Rush B CYKA
>>681793591
smoke B first BLYAT
>>681793053
not really grandpa
tell us of the old days
>>681790211
Aww shit guys that super OP soldier is running our way, better hide and conveniently pop out our heads for no apparent reason
Привет Я большой гребаный педик . У меня нет друзей , и я люблю играть в видеоигры . Гитлер не сделал ничего плохого .
JOHNSON, LAY DOWN COVERING FIRE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF ALPHA QUADRANT SECOND FLOOR. STEVENS YOU TAKE THE LEFT SIDE.
RAMIREZ YOU'RE OUR VANGUARD, GO DOWN THE CENTRE AND DRAW THEIR FIRE. WE'RE ENDING THIS TODAY. WE BREAK THIS LINE THE MAIN DEFENSIVE POSITIONS AROUND THE PALACE WILL FALL. ON MY MARK....GO GO GO!
<insert scripted running with explosions here and gratuitous flying limbs from allied troops mingled with enemy along with a thumping HEROIC theme music>
Each and every one of you is a failure!
FUCKING HAX NO WAY COULD HE HAVE KILLED ME WHERE'S THE ADMIN
>>681790211
RELOADING
>>681793554
Kerry, target that man.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I'll take the one on the left, you take the one on the right. On my mark..
1
2
MARK!
>both shoot same guy
Door's stuck.
DOOR'S STUCK.
>>681790211
CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT
>speak foreign language
>shot to death immediately
>>681794453
*gets raped by some niggerfaggot with a zafir*
Ramirez! X that y with your z
Ak jidfhjk hjdfjsgoi hfgfkh hrgfoaijds hrgfhjadsb akakkasgh akakaka smsmsdihfa akakakaka akakakakakkakaka
Burka brka burka Durka
>be me, fresh trainee
>WW3 n shit
>guy in my team runs past us
>he gets shot 29 times. Blood everywhere
He comes back breathing heavily after we helped him
>before my eyes I see his wounds regenerate within seconds
>mfw bullet hole in his head and still standing
>mfw
Providing cover fire, I think the enemy snipers have le-
>>681794664
Shit, i got raped to shreds by a machinegun.
Better use a first aid kit.
>>681790211
>Allied soldier detects enemy 0.2 sec before getting knifed over 1 mile away, dies before letting out a squeek/radio enemy contact.
mfw instantly knows where and begins shooting half across the map.
>jumps
>jumps
>jumps
>crouches
>runs in place against a low obstacle
>jumps in place
>>681790211
FRAGMENTATION SHITPOST!!! DROP!!!
>>681795131
"Aahh" good "uehh" as "hhhff" new "ggahh"
>>681793765
Spec Ops:The Line
Cyka
blyat
>>681795629
ah my bad
have not played that in a while
dont remember the soundtrack
I have this powerful rifle...
But I'm gonna run up to the enemy and punch them
>>681790211
Holy shit! Get down, there's a sni-
>>681790211
COVER ME!
>jump out of cover without waiting for the player
>get gunned down immediately
I'M HIT!
>lie on the ground for five seconds, then get back up because thank god I'm plot relevant
>>681790668
>HAHAHA
>IM A 12 YEAR OLD FAGGOT
>EVERYONE BUT ME IS A NOOB
>I WILL RAIN DOWN PWNAGE LIKE HELL FIRE
>>mom: anon dinner is ready
>>me: shit... gotta go guys
>>me: see you all tomorrow <3
Only relevant comment.
>>681790482
Always gotta have a full "clip", am I RITE?
FUCKING LAG SWITCHING FAGGOTS
grandede(get the fuck out)
>>681796560
Ever heard of being stealthy, faggot?
>>681790211
"Sure [PLAYER 1], I'll trade you my sniper for that pistol."
Guys, do you ever wonder why we are here?
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>681797492
Red vs Blue?
>>681790211
Let's all storm up these spiral staircases.
>>681792721
>>681792818
>>681792930
>>681793089
here go ahead fix yourself up with that!
>>681790211
I'M A BOSS, SO I WON'T DIE UNTIL YOU SHOOT ME A LOT OF TIMES AND I CAN SURVIVE EXPLOSIONS
Stealth Mission :
>Empty magazine
>Reload
RELOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!
>>681792721
>>681792818
>>681792930
>>681793089
GRAHNADDAA!!!!
Booooom! Headshot!
>everyone runs faster with a knife.
>>681797096
like i give a shit if you think my comment is relevant
dumb fuck
i dont need you approval sir