>>681788068
I once drank 6 shots of tequila in 5 minutes and blacked out

>>681788751
>>681788068
samefag

Did two tabs of acid at home with a couple of close mates. Was fucking beautiful. All had a blast hahaha

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>>681788916
breh

>>681788751
I drank 15 shots of tequila in half an hour during a manic episode. I ended up doing karaoke with a pair of middle age housewives drunk on cheap wine.
No hangover either. Fucking great easter.

>>681789209
Kek

>>681789019
how was it??, describe the experience

Banana kush is king.

>>681788068
Dropped 100mg of ritalin before going to a day long weekend meeting of the robotics club in grade 10. Was speedwalking the perimeter of the room whenever I wasn't doing something. When doing something, I did the shit out of it. Then around 5 I crashed hard and it took every ounce of effort to not let it show.

Caffeine gets me fucked up
Not fun
Just
Just fucked up

But gotta drink 8 cups of coffee for that (my stomach can take it

Sweet high school meet up here bro.

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>>681789900
:D
:P
:^)

>>681789900
Can't tell me you don't find it hilarious that my dumb ass took 5 ritalin tablets with no tolerance when I was a stupid 15 year old

>>681789357
Well, we wanted to see the sun rise so we woke up and took the tabs at about 5 in the morning or so and walked around a paddock waiting for them to kick in. It got cold as fuck and we all just sat there huddled up freezing our asses off until the sun came out. Pretty much as the sun came out the trip begun. We noticed the moon had a massive blue glow around it and stuff and as soon as the sun rose we saw all the water droplets on all the leaves of the trees and plants and it was so incredibly beautiful. It's like the third side of the coin you can only see on LSD. Anyway so we were all laughing our asses off all on 300ug of pure LSD each except for one mate who was on 450. After the sun rise we decided to walk back up to the house but my mate on the 450 wasn't following. He was just laughing and running around staring at shit. Was so funny. Anyway we made it back to the house and literally lost all sense of time and everything. Started staring in each others eyes and wigging out and shit. Tried to make food and ended up just eating cornflakes mixed with yogurt because we were incapable of coming up with any food that was better. Basically just ran around like idiots laughing and showing each other funny weird looking shit. We also listened to music and because of the blurred sense effect we could like feel the music and see it distort things to the beat. I remember trees being really crazy as they swirled into another dimension and turned black and white then back to vivid colours and left trails behind it. Anyway after the day we got picked up in my other mates car and Jesus cars are trippy. Just the movement and stuff of them feels so weird. Plus the crazy trail effects you get when you're moving fast. Great experience hahaha.

>>681790157
Same fag as the acid story, once I took 5 Ritalin tablets mixed with fruit loops in the morning with a hangover just after I dropped acid and smoked 4 cones. Was 15 at the time.

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>>681790247
Noice m8
Noice

savin'

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>>681788068
I was once so high spacing to hardcore/style in bed. I thought at least an hour had passed but when I checked my alarm clock it was just 5 min

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>>681788068
>best experience
>quitting drugs
>Oh look, I'm happier and can function better AND my anxiety is gone
In my opinion, drugs are overrated as fuck. You don't need them to have a good time or to take your mind off the shitty things in life. There are healthier alternatives.

>>681790737
Glad you liked it, anon :)

>>681790846
Or, don't do addictive drugs and just do fun shit on occasion like most sensible fags out there

>>681790732
I am amazed you didn't wake up in a psych ward the next day

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What the fuck is wrong with potheads?

>>681791113
Nah was only one acid tab. That mixed with my usual 2 or 3 would've fucked me up hard

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>>681791095
What ever floats your boat, anon. We all have our options man.

>>681791318
Potheads are fuckn harmless m8

>>681791466

ok that sounds fair. but your first post was a faggy "drugs er bad mmk". pick a side

>>681791653
Drugs are overrated in my opinion. I used them for quite a while so I can come to my own opinion lol. We don't have to agree on everything, anon. Please don't beat me in front of the kids.

>>681788068
Having sex for eight hours while on methamphetamine. Girl was sober. Made her cum 20 times.

Shot up 30cc of cocaine. One hour later shot up 30cc of morphine. Did this speedball with 2 other guys. Lucky no one died.

Ate 10 grams of very potent powdered mushrooms. Wasn't tripping to hard, I was still in control. Rolled a blunt of some dank with about a gram of shrooms sprinkled on it. Each it was an insane head rush. Similar to taking a hit of air duster.

Smoked $400 of very potent opium, slept for 2 months. The tiredness and inner warmth off opium lasts an eternity. Great time.

Took 3 blotter hits of mescaline, while coming down off Coke based ecstasy. Had some Xanax in me for safety. The come down off ecstasy involved me rolling back and fourth sweating, next thing I know my candles on my dresser are 3 feet tall. Best time ever.

Went through a script of Xanax bars all up the nose in 2 days, blacked out for 2-3 days. Woke up one morning with roommate asking why pizza tray is in backyard lol.

Once, I seen an obese mother prop up back against her bedroom door. Two kids 5-7 beating on door asking for her to cook dinner, saying she doesn't love them etc. stuck needle in arm and shot while kids cried.

>>681791872
Dad why r u suckin this mans duck

>>681791872
What drugs did you use?

When I was 16 I skipped school one day and ended up at a really big smoke session. I had taken a tab of acid beforehand and it was just barely starting to kick in by the time I got there, like everything was just brighter and more vivid. Eventually everyone got there and we all rolled up like 8 blunts and started to light them up. After about 5 or 10 minutes into the sesh I started rotating over this dudes porch balcony uncontrollably. Eventually i end up just doubled over the railing almost passed out and i turn around and plop myself down. I look up and everyone seemed as if they had zebra stripes of yellow highlighter and yellow eyes and everyone was looking at me and i go "Dude im fucking tripping balls". Everyone laughs and the session continues and i started to like hear piano music in my mind. All the little swirls i guess you could call them on the wood of houses were swirling and moving. After a while we go inside and everything looks like its being distorted. We go to a gas station and I was mistake like 3 random ass people for people I know, and after I am like halfway in a conversation I notice I have no idea who the person is so i just leave mid conversation. After we got shit to eat we all go to this little park, and I almost started to fight a tree. It looked like it had eyes and was just staring right at me ever since I got there.

That was pretty much it. One of the things I noticed the most was that whenever i brought something really close towards my fave I was able to see it in like insane detail, like the most HD shit you can think of.

>TL:DR Acid and 8 blunts makes you trip balls

i took lsd once and it was like i was normal the entire time. So i took another.
That was one of my greatest mistakes ive ever done.

I can not remember everything clearly...but i was watching TV for like 15 mins ( i thought). Later i realized it was more like 4h and the TV was not even turned on.
After my "15 min" TV session i plugged the Powercable of but TV was not going off. Craziest shit ive ever feeled in my head.

>>681791524
Harmless maybe, but it still skeeves my hotel guests out when scummy hobo-looking fuckers are dropping off pill bottles of weed outside the hotel back door.

>>681792177
Deep web bro. Fuck sketchy Street dealers off. Pick that shit up from your mailbox.

>>681792518
I was actually reselling bud I got off deep web. Was making $2500 a week. Got busted by DTF.

>had article in paper
>worth it

>>681792105
Get the vividness and light visuals, but why would anyone want to trip so hard they lose touch with reality. Sometimes I have psychosis during manic episodes and the shit is scary as fuck. Saw the shadows in my room turn in to a dragon and try to attack me.

>>681792738
Lmao link to the article

>>681792801
Because it's great, trust me anon. I'm a random anon on /b/.

>>681792738

pics or didnt happen

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>>681788068

>smoke a blunt by myself for 4 hours
>jack off and edge for the same amount of time to 9 different porn movies going on 3 monitors while reading smut and psychill playing in the background and a vibrator in my butt
>replace all movies and smut with 11 deepslutpuppy videos blaring and beaming sissyhypno in my face while cowgirl riding a vibrating dong
>take a few huge rips of poppers
>have a thundering orgasm that lasts for 10 minutes and i end up a shivering mess covered in cum on my floor, which is already covered in all the precum i leaked

Pretty nice, will try to do it again next week, this was a year ago.

>>681790732
Why take more than one?

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>>681793243
Yo.

>>681791318
Potheads are the SJW's of the drug world/

>>681793637
Agree.

>>681791903
Why use all those drugs what are you trying to achieve.

>>681793323
Takes you 4 hours to smoke a blunt solo? What're you a burn victim?

>>681791872
Coca cola is not a drug son

>>681793826

What do you mean?
Why would I smoke more/faster when I was extremely high from what I already did?

I'm not 15 I don't get off on the amount of weed I wasted

>>681793766
Because they make me feel good, you faggot.

I was smoking some ok weed at home once and found some whitish crystals in another room. Decided to smoke it in a little tweaker pipe. I took a huge pull and it tasted like burnt plastic. Started coughing like crazy. Took a sip of water and sat down on my bed looking out at the sky. It was a beutiful day and the sun was out. I immediately felt like something was different. My heart started pounding and i lost control of my limbs. Felt like i was shot out of my body at the speed of light or something ridiculous like that. Spent what felt like an eternity unaware of my body or much else just flying in this weird space until i shot back into my body.

>>681794034
Fuck you must feel BAD most other times !!

>>681794377
Just as bad as anyone else.

>>681788068
>Be last month depressed bc of girl talking to being dumb cunt
>Smoking and dabbing all day by msyelf when friends call to hangout and dab and buy some shrooms from me
>While there get a couple xanax from ex weed dealer I was selling shrooms to
>Take 1 bar and save other for next day
>Drive home as soon as I get there tho I take the other bar
>Go on binge drinking lots of skitle vodka I made a few days before
>Now Im drunk from chugging vodka, high af on xanax and weed/dabs
>Open my drug stash and pull out the last bit of Ketamine I had saved for a specil moment
>Snort faaaaat line and dissociate for about 45 min
>Wake up on bedroom floor in sweats w lights and tv still on. Turn everything on and go back to bed
>Next morning call out of work cause I still cant walk or function

Pretty good experience overall, I was higher than fuck!

>>681793592
>>681792738

lel, should've been more subtle, what did you get?

>>681791872
i agree. most drugs give you shitty downtimes or addictions. life is fun enough if you find some meaning to it

>>681788068
>be me
>16 yo
>do drugs
>shit's cash
>the end

>>681794503
What do you mean what did I get caught with or?

>>681794517
>meaning

Thats rare and hard to find, drugs are not and its a pretty good alternative.

Though I don't go for anything with a downtime, not even alcohol.

>>681794034
I suppose if your life is so fucked dropping coke and morpine would make sense.
Unless your some kind of drugs stuntman? is that even a thing?

>>681794661

Penalty wise

>>681794470
Are you sure that wasn't a suicide attempt?

>>681794705
Out on bond at the moment. The article was wrong in the sense my charge is actually Possesion of a controlled substance with intent to distribute. Fine is $5000 maximum sentence is 10 years.

My arraignment will be in a year, that's where I get my sentence. Either 5 years felony probation or 1-3 incarcerated.

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> Take shrooms with gf
> Turn on Alice in Wonderland
> Just as she's chasing white rabbit and finds the rabbit hole they kick in
> Tripping out as she's falling
> Movie is fucking intense
> Had to rent it on-demand
> About 15 mins left Comcast starts fucking up
> Movie will freeze for 15-20 seconds at a time every few mins
> NEVER pause a Disney movie
> Alice is almost back now
> She's right at the door about to leave Wonderland
> The movie totally freezes
> Killed my buzz
> Watch a couple episodes of The Magic Schoolbus on Netflix to feel better

Overall, I'd rate shrooms 8.5/10

>>681794675
If I could OD it would've happened long ago. Got that motley crue gene.

>>681794464
yeah Naah I think you can't cope thats all. do you still do that kind of thing?

>home alone for a week
>Best mate stayed at mine and some 10-20 People randomly changing throughout entire time
>fuck tiny mirror, get a 1,5x1m Window and place on table
>mdma crystals, about 80 xtc Pills of Different kinds, ketamine, 2c-e, Amnesia haze, Black afghan, a shit Ton selfmade spice, Amphetamine
>holy fuck i saw things happening..

>>681795317
Out on bond so no.
Drug tests twice a week.
Just ready to go to prison so I can do more.

>>681794757
This. of course it was, just a stealth attempt

>>681794911
That's fucked /b/ro. All over a bit of weed.

My first ever trip of Magic Mushrooms, took about 3.5 g of really potent shrooms . Didn't eat anything for like 24h before the trip, some fruits and a lot of water. My set & setting were perfect.I layed on the floor and just completely let me self to be literatelly eaten by the shrooms.I was completely gone, fucking gone . Saw a woman , took me through universe at massive speed and threw some magic wind on me or something.Came back and cried tears of joy, never felt that amout oflove .Aside from that I laughed like a fucking baboon for hours and it was amazing , can't wait to double the dose next month.

>>681791318
Sounds like dude got some good oil

>>681795545
Yeah. Tell me about it. 18 facing prison time, for some bud.

>>681795398
yes and lifes great? you went to prison for drugs drug related crimes?

>>681794969

I once watched planet earth while on shrooms
Cried all the way through
Was nice, but still much better going outside on higher amounts

>>681794911

That blows shit, even though there would be crazy money in doing what you did, atleast here,

>>681795677
I might be. I am anon that got busted by DTF.

>>681788068
< dont know how to greentext
< best experience is that ive been addictet to opiates since 2 years an it destroys my life
< no money, nothing, not 1 cent
< dont remember anything
< lungs hurts every breath
< drugs arent good
< maryjane also not good
i dont like the people who hype jane as a very safe drug. but thats a lie like its a very bad drug. 1-2 times a week are ok but more is not good

probably the dumbest thing i ever did was take lsd on a 7 hour flight from NY to LDN. took it before i got to the airport, and security thought i was wearing a necklace, and led me off to a side room and man that was intense

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nothing special really but

> new years eve
> at friends huge appartement 135 square metres
> together with a lot fellow nanotech students and friends
> i cook dinner; grilled stag, red wine sauce, potatoes, waldorfsalad, hash brownies for dessert
> evening is turning out really great
> playlist with a lot of national music, psytrance and fullon
> closing in on 11 pm
> has a little to big tolerance for molly
> 6 buddies and i pop 500mg each
> start feeling pretty euphoric
> 11:30 pm i ask my most favorite girl to by my new years eve kiss
> 12:00 pm whole hell breaks lose, we kiss
> the whole party leaves the appartement to go to town
> shits starts to get pretty weird, i meet my ex-girlfriend, first time she sees me on drugs
> eyesandmouthrocketing.gif
> she starts to cry and says that i look terrible
> i tell her to relax, a bit more drama after that
> 5 hours from here is totally a blur
> end up in the appartement around 6 am
> still a bunch of people partying
> pop 500mg more
> not a super roll, but a pleasant one though
> my cousin comes up to the appartement
> decides to give everyone at the party a foot bath
> one at a time he fills a bucket with soap and hot water
> he gives us soundproof headphones on
> put on some really relaxing music, don't really know the genre though
> end up falling asleep right after the foot bath
> sleep for like 18 hours straight.

Best new years eve although it was kinda blurry.

>>681795660
What country man?

>>681795764
remembered some more stories

got a friend who took a 30cm line of mephedrone, it was a thick line too, he did it with a fun sized straw, insufflated in about 3 seconds and nose bleed for an hour lol

also i once took far too much mdma with my friends, and they have a video of me hallucinating and talking to my guitar amplifier, and you can see me talking about like different pedals and shit lol

has anyone here tried mescaline..my friend ordered a cactus and is wanting to try it...just wondering what to expect..

>>681795980
USA.

>>681794757
>>681795509
Lol no I ust like to go hard. I have more stories. I've done a fuck ton of drugs from classics to RCs. My last time doing a dissociative before that story was 3-meo-pcp. Did too much and it felt like my soul was being sucked out of my body for about 3 hours. pcp is pretty cool tho drug tho 10/10 would do again

>>681796054
Most potent hallucinogenic. Aside DMT.
Get ready for 10-12 hours of pure Woodstock in your head.

>>681796054
Never tried it but had rcs with similar effects to it. I have several mescaline containing cacti I'm waiting a couple years to get more growth before I try dosing so I have some left to keep growing for more future doses. It's like a low dose of acid and molly at the same time from what I hear

>>681796059
Heavy. Especially knowing in parts of your country it's legal. I'm from Australia.

>be me, 26yo kinda junkie
>live with 6 ppl
>at party from some roomie of mine
>boring af cuz roomie is boring
>soletsgethammered.avi
>ppl smoking weed, I'm in as usual
>get paranoid, lock into my room
>feel really crappy, sick, sweaty, weak
>too paranoid to be able to leave my room
>puke in basket
>better.
>stomach rumbles, oh oh
>instant urge to shit, but can't leave room
>so next thing, i'm sitting on puke-basket
>shit in basket, smell of shit makes me puke in it again
>fucking room full of shit and puke odor
>more paranoia
>get trashbag, knot it, throw out of window
>go in fetus position, suffer a lot, finally manage to sleep
>next day, leave house
>pick up my shitpukebag from street into garbage bin
>same shit every day

>>681796233
Tell me about it. I want to flee but 10 years max, plus fleeing they'd give me 3-5 easy. I need to order a fake passport and get out, but if I flee then get caught with counterfeit documents at an airport I'm gone buddy. See ya when I'm 30.

>>681796391
>junky
>can't handle weed

Take a seat, pal.

DXM really affected me for the better. I'd heard before that it has that effect, as does Ketamine. So it makes sense.
>Smoked weed all the time for years.
>Become a social recluse who is numb, socially dumb, unmotivated, and no longer passionate about anything he used to be, such as music, art, etc.
>Had tried DXM years ago, but didn't know how to embrace it and "go with the flow", so all he took from it was seeing weird things in his head and going on psychedelic trips.
>Decide to try it again after 6 years and have a 4 day binge of once a day, twice on the final day.
>Not only did I go to other worlds in my mind but my thoughts go to the deepest points they have ever been.
>I realize how being a stoner actually destroyed my social life and once lively and adventurous character. I realized how I actually was an alcoholic and it had destroyed my wit and sharp mind, and although I'd been sober for 4 months, I was still feeling dead.
>I then came out of this binge and began to hear what I once heard in music, and instead of just playing music in the background for noise like I'd been doing for so long, I felt it again.
>I began to paint and draw. Something I'd not done in over a decade. I actually enjoyed creating something. Before I'd not been able to do this.
>I could focus again. I could read full articles without my mind losing interest. I could finish projects. I could actually function again. I could have conversations and was no long silent or anxious in public or social situations. I felt empathy for others. I felt emotions.
>The blurry black and white perception I'd grown into was gone.
1 year later and I still feel alive. I don't drink or smoke pot anymore. I feel fucking good. Obviously it made me think and see things clearly, but I think it may have fixed some chemical imbalances as well. So long as I continue to eat healthy and keep occupied with productive activities, I think I'll be great for a long time.

There's a vid on YNC of
>a dude smoking that fake weed shit
> has a fit convulses
>heads snaps back
> blowin blood out of face
>Has massive seizure on the ground
>friends stand an film it all the while saying >"man i wonder what that must be like?"
>Guy dies

>>681788068
>eight ball
>half an ounce of weed
>100 whip it canisters
Recipe for a great 6 hours followed by 3 days of being a vegetable.

>>681788068
> I whas 16

> Me and my friends had resently been introduced to ecstasy

> we had a "friend" that whas 29 who told us he would give us ecstasy for free

>I know he sounds like a pedophile but as far as i know he never abused or eaven made a move on any of my friends, lets call him Duck

>So we arranged a party at one of my friends house

>Duck showed up with a bag of 50 ecstasy, coke, amphetamin, hash and pills

>Duck hands me 2 ecstasy and says i dare you to do 2

>I took them

>30 min later everyone is sky high but me, they had taken 1 each

>So i say to Duck "i must /b/ imun to tis sjit"

>Duck hands me 2 more

>I swollow the pills, as i swallow the first 2 worked. And it whas intense, and i had just taken 2 more

>after that i blacked out

>12 hours after that im at a friends house still hallusinating like crazy

>If my friend had not looked after me and poored water on me all night im not sure if i would be alive today

>Moral of the story DONT DO DRUGS... jk idk

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>>681797000

I did drugs once. It was pretty ok.

>>681797000
Check'd
Also stop

>>681796054
San Pedro makes a decent trip. Cool visuals. Eat it like celery tho. Don't try to make a brew. We made this god awful soupy shit out of ours. Nastiest thing I ever drank. Worse than ayahuasca.

>>681788068
>1p-lsd at 20 years old
>start to trip major balls having a grand old time slipping in and out of reality
>decide to watch the Fetty Wap - Trap Queen music video
>badidea.jpg
>didnt know he was missing an eye
>mesmerized by his face
> then everyone in the videos face started stroking out on the right side and their arms started getting thinner and spindly
>"im having a stroke"
>look at a mirror
>my face is stroking out and my eye is just a black hole
>scream so loud my sister asks whats wrong
>say a spider just ran on my foot
> still super scared of having a stroke so go downstairs and tell her whats going on
>she assures me im not having a stroke
>spend the next 6 hours hugging her while making her sit in the dark with the tv off

>>681797211
i made tar when i did it. i ordered a big batch on ebay that were like irregular ends and pieces on sale i just cut mine up dried it out powdered it and soaked it in everclear for a few days. strain the everclear then dry it. you get left with sweet sweet mescalin tar. i live close to one of the last drive in movie theaters in the US and i watched fury road tripping titties.

Ate 2 Percocet and snorted another along with 3/4ths of a liter of bourbon. Mistake. I was riding with my best friend and his girl and they said that I was choking him from the backseat because he was freaking out or something. Literally woke up in a motel room that she got for us because we were too dangerous To be on the highway. This was after he had fallen into a ditch on the side of the road. And I had yelled at and punched the poor bastard. zero recollection of it though.

Took ecstasy on tuesday, last time was 2 years ago. i had the best and longest talks ever with one of my housemates and i feel still happy from that evening because it was just such an overwhelmingly positive experience. i got closer to the people around me and lost some social anxiety. i feel better.

>>681797539
This idea. I like it.

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whats in muh hand

>>681796394
walk into mexico you dumb faggot. learn spanish asap and just take a bus down there. pay in cash for everything. youll make it down there

>>681797000

i hate to be the one but this is gonna smoke fucking shit like that.

>no tip
>stupid roodypoo papes
>gold
>no tobacco like its meant to be

>>681788068
Snorted molly with a girl in a chicken suit, was pretty high on that, weed, and mushrooms. and people were passing me shine like no tomorrow. Midwest music festivals are great.

>>681798192
They always extradite from Mexico you retard.

>>681797966
trüffels, dont know how its named in english. not as strong like mexican psylocubensis shrooms. you need 9-15 gram of it

>>681798213
>i hate to be the one but this is gonna smoke fucking shit like that.
>>no tip
>yes there is just not photographed. look at the final rolled pic and you can see it.
>>stupid roodypoo papes
>>gold
>yeah no, shines smoke great. the gold doesn't burn and its just gold plated hemp. smokes just as well as a raw. it actually sticks to the ash.
>>no tobacco like its meant to be
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

>>681797032

srsly i hate you faggot
>no cone form
>apple faggot fuckface
>white
>lel
>your place looks chaotic as hell
>fuck that ball

please tell me you are a nigger?

>>681798283
yup. i usually go 20g actually. 15 is ok but not where i wanna be. 9g would barely be visual at all.

>>681798536
thats not my phone. my phone took the picture. that ball is a great dab holder. by being round there's no corners for the wax to yeah my place is chaotic. guity and no im white.get in.

>few months ago, 19yo
>friend comes over with MDMA, had done it twice before
>normally we take halve a pill, let it work in and then take another
>decide to get extra freaky today and start off with an entire pill
>fast forward 30 minutes
>friend is stoning out on my couch
>ifeelnothing.jpg
>ask my friend for advice, because he has done this for years
>tells me take another pill and run up and down the stairs a few times
>i take a pill, run up and down the stairs, take another beer and sit down
>BOOM
>hits hard
>ifeelsomething.jpg
>lie on my couch, just enjoying and stuff
>suddenly turn my head and say:
"Dude, I feel so horny all of a sudden"
cont

>>681796501
>keep occupied with productive activities
>posts on 4chan

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>>681798983
>start dry humping my own couch, grunting loudly
>my friend getting kinda nervous
>tells me to go to the other room and "take care of myself"
>I take my laptop and leave
>undress myself and try to jack off
>give up after a minute
>walk back to the living room, still fully naked
>tell him it's not working
>sit on the couch and instantly continue jacking off
>this continues one for a while while my friend is getting increasingly pissed.
>after a while he gives in and starts jacking of as well
>pills lose the effect on him and he heads home
>i put my clothes back on and walk him to the door
>he leaves and I go back to bed
>after a while realize I'm hallucinating
>got literally scared by the sound of my voice when I tried to reply an imaginary person
>spend the next 2 days having an hangover
>literally lied on my bed and cried for hours
>text my friend, saying I'm sorry
>he tells me to not sweat it
>haven't spoken to him since

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>>681798421

i cant hear you over my german superiority

My best experience was when my gf and I visited our old high school buddy and stayed at his apartment. We brought a quarter and he had some MDMA, so we smoked a few bowls out of his new bong and did a couple lines. He ended up leaving at like 4am to go do what the fuck ever, so gf and I ended up having some of the best sex we have had.

>>681788068
>be me
>be 24-ish
>be travelling with the band to do a weekend of >shows
>stop at gas station to refuel
> look down at feet
>find package about size of a Coke can
>pick it up and slip it in pocket
> manIjustfoundmoney.jpeg
>exit gas station, open package
>weed ,dank weed
>happyasfuck.gif
>one of the guys rolls one up
>smells a bit odd but we smoke it
>disaster
>this is weed that has been soaked in LSD
>all tripping our tits off
>no one can drive anymore
>have to pull off the road and sit in a field gateway for almost four hours
>paranoid as fuck in case cops come along
>carry on to gig, play blinding set
>after party
>get talking to drummer from support band
>tells me story about losing weed
>asks me if I can sell him some weed
>feelguilty.bmp
>give him about 1/4 ounce of my regular weed
>no charge
>happy drummer
>take almost two months to smoke rest of LSD >weed
>good times

>>681791872
Drugs are underrated.

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>>681788068
>be 2004
>be 15
>sunday morning
>me and a friend decide to go to dollar theatre
>looked up movie times(in the newspaper)
>starsky and hutch playing around 11 am
>notbad.jpg
>get super stoned in car on the way there
>solid 8/10
>friend 9/10
>get tickets
>get snacks
>walk into theatre and sit down
>fuck there is alot of people
>ridiculous amount
>friend and I have to sit in front row
>friend uncomfortably eating popcorn
>lights go dark
>movie starts playing
>they start talking in another language on screen
>friend and i start laughing
>shushed by like 10 people
>shit is starting to get out of hand with the funny foreign language being spoken on screen
>shushing is getting worse
>finally we stop
>well kinda
>friend turns to me and says (in loud voice)
>friend is laughing uncontrollably
>THIS ISN'T STARSKY AND HUTCH
>i then realize what movie we are watching
>FUCKING
>PASSION OF THE CHRIST
>we both start laughing uncontrollably
>manager of movie theatre asks us to leave
>friend and i left and went to arbys
>went inside and laughed the whole time

>>681799570
thats not how lsd works moron. smoking lsd would do NOTHING.

>>681789856
Rafew?

When I was around 16, at a music festival, I spent a solid 36 hours regularly bumping horrible speed. After about 20 hours without sleep I started thinking I was being followed by drug dealers who wanted to stab me and just started shouting 'Just fucking do it then!' at passers by. Cut contact with everyone I went with out of shame. Bad times!

So ex tries LSD before me however, he saves me a tab
He tells me to only take half the tab for the first time, so I do. We smoke about 6 bowls and I start to feel it. He suggests we go to the park and look out at the ocean. As soon as I step out of the house, I'm tripping balls. Everything is vivid and so bright. I felt the need to create some shade by holding my hand over my eyebrows.I walked like that the entire way to the park. We get there and there's a bench that was dipped half way into the ocean water and we sit on the dry side. We spent our trip talking about our feelings and similar gay shit along with having the best sex of our lives as soon as we got back to his place. I then had to go to work and I was so calm, I was still tripping.

>>681799570

lel srsly? how do you even think in which amounts lsd is used? like they had liquid lsd, enough to put on a decent amount of buds.
you are clearly shittalking sir.
and smoking lsd doesnt do shit at all.
besides that, why would anyone ever do that at all

i am about to buy some stuff called Power Plant (i think) what can i expect

>be me this year
>with 3 other friends
>go to amsterdam, buy half a dose of psylocibin truffles each (5 grams)
>never did psychedelics before and pretty skinny so should do
>do them
>10 mins later one of my friends pukes
>feel pretty weird for like 30 mins
>shit never kicks in
>disappoint
>most overrated shit ever

>>681800937
5g is nothing in truffles. take 15-20 and you will change your tune.
like you just said i had a beer once and i didn't get drunk so whiskey is weak.

>>681791318
These guys don't sound like dumbass stoners. These guys sound like responsible cannabis users who have a direct knowledge and appreciation of the drug they imbibe.

Not all stoners are trash, it's just the trashy ones are really loud and visible.

>>681800937
>shit never kicks in
>overrated

man you just got some bum mushrooms, i can assure you there is nothing over-rated about a nice shroom trip

>>681795398
Best comment.

>>681794028
This. This is how you tell the difference between stoner trash and responsible canabis use.

>I'm not 15 I don't get off on the amount of weed I wasted
Fucking gold. Even if you're a sissyfag you're still a weed smoking hypnofag and that makes us brothers. God speed my friend. God speed.

I have a flu atm, does this affect ketacoke by any means?

>>681789856
>100mg
Why?
20-40mg are a good dose for doing shit.
100mg are way to much. No wonder you crashed hard after the effect was gone.

>>681789862
Caffeine is underrated.
Many people are addictied and don't even know it, but if they would have to stop drinking coffee...

>>681797000
What a massive waste of oil. Most of that is just gonna burn away while you aren't inhaling. Dumbass niggers coming in here with their trash ass papers and their wasteful habits. It's morons like you who give stoners a bad name.

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>>681791903
How are you not dead

>>681790846
What did you take?
For me, social anxiety etc. are much better to handle if I smoke weed/do LSD every now and then.
Also you don't have to take so much that you feel not good afterwards.

>>681802471
it was just for my birthday. yeah its excessive but that can be fun sometimes too.

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>>681799275
du bist dumm und deine bong is scheiße.
"tabacco like it's meant to be"
geh bitte zurück in den deutschlandfaden... andauernd muss man sich für die deutschen schämen...

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>>681794090
Did you find out what you smoked? Sounds almost like DMT

>>681791318
>naming terpenoids
>knowing how the different effects work
>knowing how to consume right
That's not a pothead, that's a marijuana user.

>>681801111
fucking quads dont lie, well said anon

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>>681795715
Nigguh you cry on shroom? Same here. The second time I did mushrooms I took a heroic dose and cried for 3 hours

>>681800253
No, and I feel bad for whoever's parents gave them that shit name
>>681802142
I was a cringingly edgy faggot when I was 15

>>681796391
1/10 really didnt care.

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>>681797032
Is that the gold rolling paper I've read about? Always wanted to roll a joint with it but too expensive for me

>>681803686
yeah shine brand. they are like 8$ per.

>>681800937
>doesn't feel the effect
>says it is overrated

also the dose you took was way too low.

>>681802884
Yeah.
Sounds like DMT. Do you know how long it lasted?
DMT also tasted a bit plastic-like btw.

>>681802884
>implying a day is 4 hours long

>>681802811
Dieses.
Die Katze ist aber nicht weniger krebswürdig.

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>>681799570
LSD, simular to many other psychedelics, gets destroyed by heat. I'd reckon maybe it had DMT in it, maybe some 5-MEO, but definitely not acid

>>681788068
This once, my ex and I had coke. He snorted it off the top of my ass after I did my line, we fucked aggressively (fantastically), then ate some bomb food and went for a walk together.
Got home absolutely dehydrated, but it was worth it.
Only recommend coke every now and again, with large gaps between. It's a bit overhyped and seriously addictive.

>>681804430
you're either a nasty faggot or a liar kys

>>681804524
u jelly or what, anon

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>>681797032
Bruh

>>681804524
Why?
Sounds legit.

>>681804393
Och naja, kann schon sein.

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>dropped 3 tabs of lsd and one 25dnbome
>about to go chill with my friend
>he's straight edge but not a buzzkill
>i thought we were going to his house
>we went to this magic the gathering tournament at this card shop
>get there and plop into one of those uncomfortable metal folding chairs
>have no fucking clue how to play so my dude shows me how but im just zoning out at the pictures
>get ridiculously hungry and he tells me theres a taco bell across the street
>in the middle of the game so i go outside in the middle of a snowstorm
>went in there and stared at the menu for about 2 minutes waiting in line
>finally my turn and i forgot what i was gonna order so i just got a mountain dew
>go to hand the dude the money and notice he's go a really fucking tiny arm with only 3 crooked fingers
>genuinely spooked for a moment
>go back to my friend and like 15 minutes later he says he wants to get some food
>it took what felt like hours to find an opening to cross the traffic
>still got half my drink
>lightbulboverhead.gif
>"I'll just put it inside my coat pocket while we cross"
>finally make it across the street and we exchange highfives and walk in
>friend orders some burritos and he doesnt have enough money
>i have tons of change so i hand him a couple bucks in quarters
>he hands it to the dude
>the cripple drops it
>with my acid brain reflexes i bent over and grabbed it
>cup smashes against me and spills but doesnt fall out of my pocket
>a colorful mixture of 3 mountain dews pours onto the ground
>cashier is wtf'ing at the neon fountain almost as hard as i was when i noticed his baby arm
>my friend tells me he'll clean it up and i went to sit down laugh-crying
>he gets back and laugh-cries with me
>everything went better than expected

>>681806509
>3 tabs of lsd and one 25dnbome
>chill

>>681806728
I had smoked a lot of weed earlier. and that really helped. I recently went to the hospital after a 25d overdose at an animal collective show, haven't fucked with it since. Even with insurance it was expensive as fuck since i had to get an ambulance