YLYL thread. Go!
>>681767667
lost
>>681767667
lost, GG OP.
But your obviously not the bot.
Fuck you. Heres a gif
>>681768105
> mfw this thread has le cats + memes
don't you all miss being at 9fag?
When dafaq did /b/ turn cukkit I mean reddit
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>>681768220
this was kind of clever. 6/10
>>681767667
>>681767840
>>681767871
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>>681768220
>>681768507
>>681768606
Same nigger faggot
>>681768811
fuk u son of bastard biech
>>681769148
>>681767667
Lost hard
>>681768711
Made me lose, jesus christ.
>>681769614
I think this has given me a blood clot in my brain
>>681768660
A long time ago
>>681769856
Must be fun on 9fag you samefagging faggot.
>>681770055
fuk u u fat
>>681767667
Hahaha lost
>>681767667
great thread op
>>681767667
Go fun yourself
>>681770542
>>681770578
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING TURTLE DICKS
>>681770722
LET THEM CUM
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>>681768507
>tumblr
I can't believe I miss the fucking banana.
>>681771729
Shitposting a thread where the entire point of the thread is about shitposting.
Please, Mr. Spidey, your time could be better spent in the pedo threads.
>>681770722
It's a fucking tortoise you amerifat fuck turtles swim you cunt
>>681771913
Pls post more desuna
>>681771969
>Hrr durr moralfag.
Go back to your fuckbook/attention whores thread.
You cancerous faggot.
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>>681772132
>>681772188
>>681772016
All I got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMCRgRYSn7U
I lost at 0:54
>>681767667
just made this, first ghetto meme ive made
feels depressing mang
>>681772016
Unless this counts.
>>681772278
>acknowledges it's a ghetto meme
I bet you think desu is cancer.
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>>681769148
You are still more than half of the cancer
>>681772419
i do actually and ive been at this shit haven since 08 lil nigger
>>681772649
Listen, dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k when it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.
What the fuck happened to you 4chan.
Seriously.
The first 10 posts gave me cancer.
You's are all fucking shit.
>>681772992
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid?
Heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead.
Was some tine mid 2007, I posted before knowing what was going on, and got outed as a faggot.
They told me to " Lurk more" so I did.
The things I saw, the secrete communications started clicking in my mind.
This place is smarter than you think kid.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make comments like that.
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat.
None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch.
I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me?
Heh,
I'm a judge.. This place.... This place has a lot to offer... Heh you'll see, kid
That is if you can handle it.
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>681772649
Been here since 08
>thinks he's old
>thinks he's people
04 reporting in, desu has been here longer than you, piss off newfag. Pic related
>>681773176
Dad?
>>681773569
yep.
>>681767871
> real sex
>>681773176
slow claps
steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>681768105
Yo anybody got sauce??
>>681774231
You think you're real fuckin' clever. huh? Newfag finds a google searched copypasta to type in, let me tell ya buddy, copy pasta doesn't happen on my chan without serious repercussions. Back in my day they'd just outright ban you little summerfags but for some reason mods ain't like they used to be. I'm gonna put it to ya this way. If I ever see that picture on my chan ever again you'll know WHY I don't like little maggots like yourself. Hell, you probably don't even know what a summerfag is, do ya? Ah, too complicated for a newfag. See, another word you don't know! Next time, stay off my chan, bud,
>>681767667
Lost xd
>>681770722
>ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING TURTLE DICKS
funniest thing in the thread
>>681772127
We need more of these
>>681767667
Lost hard xdddddddd
>>681767667
Lol.
>>681773176
I always wonder if the first person that wrote these things was serious
>>681774637
Your reverse psychology won't work her you dirty fuck
>>681767667
>>681775232
L2 English
>>681767667
lolz
>>681767840
whoever posted this please just end it already
theres no hope for faggots like you
>>681767667
Hahaha
>>681775319
*here
I'm so sorry for the typo. I'll make sure to read over everything I write at least twice before posting in future. Can you ever forgive me?
>>681775443
no, kill yourself. And do it a second time for failing to get trips
>>681767667
kek
>>681775091
heh x3
>>681767667
Lool
>100
>>681772811
>>681773494
doesn't matter how long desu has been here, it is weeb faggotry, just a faggoty as furry bullshit
>>681767667
>>681767667
Cool!
>>681773340
>>681776158
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
>>681767667
ITT. We 9gag now, boyz
>>681767667
>107
>>681767667
what the fuck is wrong with you?
go back to reddort
>>681767667
Hahaha, funny post.
>>681770776
Lost
Help... I am cry
>>681767667
I really, really, really like this thread!
*****ten stars! ;0
>>681767667
>115
soon
>>681767667
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
sjws studying triggernometry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHMQV-Bluc8
>>681767667
haha good one!!!!
This one cracks me up to!
upvoite plz
>>681769332
That means semen
>>681771094
what... does this do?!
>>681767667
>120 :^)))
>>681777431
kek
>>681768220
Hahaha and Grimer backwards is Remirg!
Hahahaha!
So funny right?
This thread has more cancer than cancer itself.
Kek´d.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>681773176
*tips fedora