Fap and goto bed.

>>681750626
Do exactly what I did on September 10th, 2001.
Snort a line of coke and slap my wife.

Am I my age now or am I 15 again?

Find a good view.

Skip school and get stoned again, good times.... Worry free, tons of pussy

warn my dad he works in NYC and when it comes true, tell him how to invest for the next 10 years and enjoy my life sailing on a yacht and retired at 20

>>681750626
Buy a shit ton of american flags and resell them back at 4x the price

>>681750805
this

start a rumor that they'll attack San Francisco, all the attention will go to west coast,
So they could do the pentagon and the White House as planned.

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Buy a ticket on flight 11 and end my sad little life

Short airline stocks, profit

>>681750626

buy a one way plane ticket to new york for my wife and tell her there is a surprise waiting for her in the observation deck of the WTC but she has to get there by 8:30 or somebody else will find it.

use my immense economical knowledge to profit from 9/11 and the upcoming war on terror and all the other US lead proxy wars and conflicts.

>>681750809
You are you age of today but also are a nigger.

>>681750626
Nothing except get a nice front row seat and some popcorn and a gas mask

see rocket power episodes on nick

>>681750626
>if I am same age I was then

Go bang some highschool girls

>if I'm my current age

Go bang some highschool girls

Invest in Apple and Google, browse the golden age of 4chan once it comes around and call m00t a faggot for selling us out to the FBI before he does it.

>>681751322
wut

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>>681750626
Invest in haliburton, google, and apple.

>>681750626
Fly to NY, go to towers and camp out on top floor, so I don't have to experience the next 15 years.

>>681751521

Why not just start your own 4chan before Moot ever got a chance to create it and then live off all of his sheckles

>>681751630
What is this GIF from?

>>681751694
>moot will never waste his life shitposting on your imageboard

>>681750973
top fucking kek

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>>681751694
oh shit.
TFW I go back in time and become m00t.

Make thousands of dollars worth of bets relating to the terrorist attack encouraging people to make easy money.

>>681751778
it's photo manipulation, not from a vid.
I can tell because of the pixels, and from having seen a few shoops in my time.

>>681750626
If I was the same age and retained the knowledge that I have today, I would have probably said no to one femanon and fucked another one who was definitely 100% DTF and 10 times hotter. instead of getting a lousy BJ I would've had hot steamy sex in the back of her mom's minivan and been a much happier man today.

Buy AAPL

1. Anonymous tip the shit out of all the 9/11 events. Probably wouldn't change much of the result. Set up recording devices all around NYC, Pentagon and that field where plan crashed. Sell the footage. When asked how I knew, say I am from the future - write book = best seller.
2. Play a couple lotto's, the stock market, and set up some patents. Become rich as fuck.
3. Write down all the upcoming terrorist plots and hand over to authorities. Same for natural disasters. Become more famous. Write more books.
4. Bang all the pussy possible.
5. Make sure Moot was in the first tower that fell.

>>681750626
Call in a bomb threat to all wtc's

>>681750626
Why does this man have no balls? I mean, he literally has a dick and an empty scrotum.

>>681752083
Or the airport

>>681750626
Straight to betting shop. Put half my money on a inside job occurring the next day, and the other half on the discovery that jet fuel can't melt steal beams. Go to new York and find a good seat and hotdog.

>>681750626
Party like it's 9/11

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>>681751982
>I can tell because of the pixels, and from having seen a few shoops in my time

And I suppose you recognize this?

>>681750626
buy stock in apple

Fly to NYC and tackle and cuff the terrorists in the airport. Crowd cheers and chants USA! Inform the FBI of Al Quaida's plot. Get the metal of honor. Go down in history as a great American hero because I'm not a trader to my country.

>>681750626
>>681752070
>Tell anyone about 9/11
>Get killed by the government

>>681752070

>Write down all the upcoming terrorist plots and hand over to authorities. Same for natural disasters. Become more famous. Write more books.

>More famous
More like deader.


Just win the lotto

>>681752070
>Anonymous tip the shit out of all the 9/11 events
>implying they didn't already know

if separate bodies; kidnap & scare myself straight, possibly jump starting my descend into schizophrenia 8 years early.
if I'm in my body, probably spazz out, beat the shit out of nick & jadon, get kicked out of school, and become homeless 8 years early.
well shit.

>>681752421
Fly to NYC where none of the attackers boarded the planes from?

Low Energy Detected

>>681752421
>Trader

The younger version of your mom

>>681750626
Wouldn't have made out with katie. Bitch was sick and I got strep throat. The next day was the worst day of my life because of it

>>681752598
5/7

>>681752404
there used to be a bear behind the guys.
>INB4 "Masha is telling his stories with bears again."

Regardless of wether bush did 9/11 or not I would go to all the news outlets and tell them I had top secret information that Bush is planning to blow up the WTC the next day.

Not one person would believe me but as soon as it happened everybody would think bush did it and he would be kicked out of office and given the death penalty

>>681750626
I was 6 y/o.

Do I get to keep my current knowledge? Could come in handy for school and all that.

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>>681750626
>invest in good realty before the market starts rapidly declining
>set up algorithms to start mining bitcoin when they first become publicly available years later
>spend all of 9/11 posting (not yet known) rare pepes on Something Awful with each image labeled "GEORGE W. BUSH THANKS YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION"
>invent and patent the dragon dildo before its popularity spikes
>listen to NSYNC on repeat

Tell my mom not to go into work today, to stay home with me and be my mom. Hug her. :(

>>681752421
>Trader to my country

>>681752886
go away.
do something better with your life.
don't stay here like us.

>>681750626
make a 50 grand bet that a group of muslims are going to fly airliners into the world trade centers the next day.

Wake up, see calendar says 10/9/01. Go back to bed safe in knowledge that I have 2 months to prepare for 9/11

>>681750626
Find my bullies, kill them.

>>681752421
What do you have against free trade, you dirty communist?

>>681752854
>Go DAY BEFORE the event
>Bush somehow is going to be retarded and bomb the towers

Are you an idiot?

I would buy google and apple stocks and id put my camera on some nice view so we could have proper video of 9/11

>>681750626

No matter the circumstance, absolutely nothing. So what if Bush did 9/11? We would be in a total different if he hadn't. And besides, if it wasn't Bush, it would have been someone else.

Just like how it's going to be Trump.

>>681750626
Obviously there's no point trying to warn anyone. No one will listen and you'll be named a suspect after the fact since you had "inside' information.

So I'd just try to profit by investing whatever I could into Haliburton, Ameican flag making companies, et cetera.

Also, I'd tell my idiot mother not to leave the back door open so my cat doesn't get run over by that truck.

>>681753357

*different world

Hands are slower than the mind.

Dupe a bunch of SOJs and screw kids over in trade hacks so I can be an elite javazon on closed battle.net LoD with the best gear. Then watch the towers fall I guess

>>681753357

Bush is the reason America isn't great anymore.
Easily the worst president ever. The guy was a lying coniving weasel bastard. It's absolutely amazes me that people believed all his lies about the WMD because I knew it was a lie the second I heard it.

stop getting do fuckin high all the time

>>681753601
you sound like you didn't live through the Bush Sr. administration.
or the Reagan administration.
or the Nixon administration.

>>681752404
I recognize that gay blowjob..

Sneak into the airport and slash the tires of the planes so they can't take off saving thousands of lives

>>681750626
Celebrate cause it's my birthday!

Tell everyone I'm a time-traveller. Tell them about attacks. Tell them about Obama. Tell them about SJW's and trigger warnings and safe zones and gender fluidity.
Finally get released from institution April 2016.

Well I wouldn't have been born yet, so nothing I guess

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>>681750626
>Fly to NY
>Stand a couple blocks from WTC
>Set up a stand
>Sell snuggies
>Claim to have been the inventor
>?????
>Profit

Either that, or:

>Before time traveling research the path of flight the pilots are taking
>Travel back in time 6 months before 9/11
>Rob a bank for some money
>Use money to take sky diving lessons
>After months of hard work I'm able to carefully navigate the sky
>Prepare for final sky dive
>Hijack airplane and force pilot to fly over the hijacked plane heading for the WTC
>Put on parachute, bring an extra one and get ass naked
>This is it
>Jump out plane
>Start heading towards hijacked plane
>Land on plane
>Bring GoPro from future
>Start shitting on plane while recording
>I made sure to eat Taco Bell for months to prepare a MASSIVE brown pound
>Before impact I jump off once again
>Everyone on CNN see's naked pasty white dude with weird square on his head taking a shit on the plane on live TV
>Freak out conspiracy theorists
>Go back in time once more
>Send footage from GoPro to president Bush one week before 9/11
>Eat some kinder eggs

>>681753803

I was born in '69. Ford is the first president that I remember.

In all my years, Clinton was the best president but I would never vote for his cunt wife. She's more corrupt then Bush jr.

>>681753928
that's for tidying up that temporal paradox /b/ro.
everyone else here needs to remember to close their loops.

get my camera, and go to nyc to see film some muricans burn and cry. still deserved it

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>>681750626
send out a broadcast to jewtips.com that they will be giving out free tissues on the roof of the towers tomorrow

steal a 5k, 60fps cinema camera

>>681750626
Call my dad's friend and tell him he can't let his brother go to work tomorrow

>>681754197
Allisa

>>681754043

You weren't born in 2001. We seriously need to have sex right now!!!

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>>681753601
The majority of our country is stupid as FUCK now from the crumbled educational system, coupled with the lack of general oversight into dealing with our own country's socioeconomic problems before plunging headfirst into a foreign country, taking $3 trillion to essentially invest in the future of the Islamic State.

We're fucked no matter who becomes president next.

>>681750626
Buy a bunch of the highest definition video and photo cameras available at the time.
Record with many angles and some sick zoom, you want to see those jumper's faces after all!
Sell to news media
Profit

>>681750626
Go to school, wait till around 8 am and start pretending to have a seizure and spouting off information about the attacks that only a futureman could possibly know. Spend the rest of 7th grade living large as a psychic badass. Get lots of middle school puss for my superpowers.

get a camara and make sure i get some good footage

>>681754380
>Buy a bunch of the highest definition video and photo cameras available at the time.
So like 2 megapixels then?

Buy Google, Apple, and Bitcoins (in 2009).

Buy a shit-ton of marshmallows.

>>681751861
Nah its one of those perfect loop things where you accidentally become the god of your own universe.

>>681750626
I'd stop 9/11
then crush all the hero pussy I could get until I dried up and died.

>>681750626
sauce?

>>681750626

Invest.

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>>681754215
Jeez, wasn't expecting to feel in this thread.

>>681754596
This. Why has no one thought of this yet?

>>681754301

All I know is that America was paradise in the 90's. It was literally paradise! Then Bush got into office and now everything is fucked.

>>681754653
pussy.

>>681750626
Make shit loads of OC Dank 9-11 memes before anyone else. Sell them on DVD's at some street corner in NYC. Be put in the paper and destroy the cancer we have today.

>>681754476
You would still be your same age. So not only would you be the retarded 20 something retard who can't get past middle school, but you'd also be the dumb manchild who faked a seizure to try and fuck a kid.

But if you want to be a badass in front of 10 year olds, who am I to judge?

>>681750626
Short the stock

>>681754043
after 9/11 i was 12.. and i thought about how weird it was that someday some kid is gonna be reading about this in some history book

Get ready to put all my money in Apple.

>>681750626
Satanize bananas so nobody really really ever like any horrible image.

>>681750626
Sit in Avionics class and listen to yet another training exercise, this one with a cheesy low budget video of a couple skyscrapers on fire in a city. Oh, now it's a terrorist attack, ok, great, that means we have to show picture IDs and have to have our bags searched and patdowns any time we come or go from every fucking building on base, meaning we'll all be late and yelled at until this shitty exercise is over.

2 weeks later we'll learn it was real.

>>681750626
Find younger me and tell him to get good.

>>681750626
go to the local church and say im an angel sent by jezuhs and the lawd said there would be planes crashing into the towers tomorrow

.. live the rest of my life in comfort smashing virgin church pussy

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>>681752421
>metal of honor

>>681750626
Probably cal in half passed bomb threat to the airport and the towers.

>>681755007
lol

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Buy gold call options and put options on crude oil and the dow Jones

>>681755007
>Finger a younger me and it feels good

Woa

Wait 15 years and bet all my money on Leicester city winning the BPL. Profit.

I'd sit out side the pentagon with a video camera so everyone would finally know for sure that it was hit by a missle

>>681755019
Or getting raped in Guantanamo Bay for knowing about Bush's secret plans.

>>681755117
>options
pff get back to >>>/biz/

Play Pokemon and go to sleep

lol at all these retards saying that they'll invest and buy stocks and shit

Yeah let me tell you how you're even going to have enough money to do something like that at 7 years old, dumbshits.

Invest in Facebook.

>>681754700
No, America wasn't "paradise" in the 90s.

You were just too young to pay attention to all the shitty socio-political things going on at that time (Clinton's "mandatory minimum sentences", rising obesity epidemic, etc).

Shit's been bad here since the policy power shift towards neoliberalism in the 60s.

try to not fuck up my life again

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1) Set up cameras to document the event.
2) Pack our Urban Moving Systems vans with explosives to destroy the Washington Bridge.
3) coordinate with fellow mossad operatives so that everything goes as planned.
4) Relax knowing that if we fuck up somehow and get caught, our DHS head-kike Michael Chertoff will let us fly back to israel to escape justice so that we can go on TV and brag about our adventure.

>>681751511
Best option so far

Dump all my parents and grandparents money into haliburten stock

>>681751694
What if that is how moot became moot?

>>681750626

Dump her ass.

kiss my uncle mike on the mouth like a good nephew

>>681752998
....Sorry bro

>>681750626
Invest everything I have.
Wait 5 days.
Profit.

>>681755646

Moot could still have facebook I would just take 4chan from him.

Wake up and have a Josta.
That is all.

>>681755303
You must be fun at parties

>>681753126
Kek
Day/month/year > month/day/year
Filthy amerifags

>>681755366
Thanks for clearing up!

>>681750626
Go short on a lot of stocks

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>>681751322
Shhiiiiit. I guess I just so nigger stuff and talk trash getting high until I actually rape muder a white girl.

Or do I get to keep my white brain? If I could be a nigger with my current cognitive abilities I'd do everything I can to advocate them to leave to Africa. I'd use my color to my advantage and spend literally all my money shipping niggers back to Africa. I'd die knowing I still lived my life for my cause.

Do my paper run, wank in the shower, have breakfast, go to school.

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>>681755936
>calls Americans 'filthy'
>still measures temperature in Celsius

>>681754043
15... Years old...b&

>>681756516
At least we don't give guns out to anyone who gets a licence, so they can go shoot up schools and rob stores.

Kill myself because there is no way in shoot i am going to re-live 15 years again. Literally hell. Unless you're saying that I can travel back to the present after 9/11....

In that case...
[spoiler]kill myself[/spoiler]

>>681755366

I wasn't too young to pay attention. I was probably too drunk to pay attention.

I was litteraly drunk for the entire 90's.

Me and my homies would ride around in my jeep all day with the center console filled with ice and 40oz'ers of St. Ides Malt Liqour. If we passed by any cute ho'z we'd pick them up or if we passed by either a basketball hoop, strikeout box, or tennis court, we'd get out and ball.

I had niggers playin tennis before Venus and Serena. Actually, believe it or not, they got me playing.

Write on a couple of blackboards in school that the world trade center towers will fall tomorrow. Then write save near it and circle it.

>>681756911
Sorry but If writing for html it's
<spoiler> ..... </spoiler>
Not
[spoiler] ..... [/spoiler]

>>681750626
Wait a week until markets open again
Invest everything I have in gold and oil futures
become billionaire in 2008
For dessert buy some Apple stock too

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>>681754043
Mods!!!!

>>681750626
Am I my age or will I be 9 again? If the former, I'll invest a shit ton of money on google. If the latter, I'll invest a shit ton of money on google.

>>681756976
Holy shit I am so impressed by that story, anon!

>>681756802
At least we don't let in an absurdly massive amount of vagrants under the guise of "refugees" from far outside of Syria without processing them to bring up the crime/rape rates.

Am I the age I was in 2001? If so, I don't do shit about 9/11 because nobody would believe me or they would think I was involved somehow, I'd probably just break up with the crazy chick I was with in 2001 and stay at the awesome job I had rather than quitting like a retard a few months later.

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>>681750626
Invest in Apple, Google, Tesla, wait for bitcoins. Become a rich man, diversify my resources, live off the money. It would be impossible for me to change anything about 9/11, I was just a kid, and getting attention from media after the attacks wouldn't be good for my family, nor me.

>>681757154

Actually I'm a construction worker and we were building a hospital and shortly after 9/11 there was this potato laborer (he literally had downs syndrom or some shit) working with us and he had just gotten a huge check for some inheritance of something. It was around $400 000. and he was looking to invest it because he was a big drinker and would drink all of it away if he didn't.


Gold was around $360 at the time and I told him straight up to invest all his money in gold because it was going to explode.

I've always been a conspiracy guy at work and those brainwashed fuckers I work with think I just tell them what's really happening in the world, for their entertianment or some shit so everyone told the potato not to listen to me.

Another guy I work with his wife is some investment banker so he went to her instead and invested in stocks or some shit.

In no time at all Gold went to over $1000 so this faggot could have had over a million dollars if he would have listenened to me.

>>681757215

If you really want to be impressed, you should let me fuck you in the ass.

>>681756976
Hows a 40 at 40 taste nowadays anon? I bet pretty shitty.

Hurry to airport and buy ticket for same flight as highjackers. Get on board, and then as the attack starts apologize to them for all the oppression we have heaped upon them.

>>681750971
What would you have invested in?

>Call reception of the world trade center complex
>Make bomb threat from payphone
>call whitehouse, pentagon etc. do same thing
>call american airlines and whatnot, again, bomb threat
>probably get arrested once all these places get attacked
>become timetraveling hero, or get blamed and imprisoned

Only problem is I was in like 3rd grade so no one will listen to me and my threats

Buy shitloads of Bitcoin the second they get aviable.

>>681759353

I actually stopped drinking in about 2007.
I had a couple 40'z since then and they were harsh as hell at first but they were tasting good again by the second one.

>>681750626
>>681750626

Buy stock in Haliburton and Google.

>>681750626
Put my life savings in Apple and Amazon.

Make better grades in high school, stay in JAROTC, go to college, join Navy, become pilot, persue career as pilot, fly dope ass fucking helicopter and jets for the rich, make bank.

>>681750626
Get a front row seat. Not too close you know, don't want dust in my mouth

>>681750626
Trade airline stocks.

>>681757693
this is the best possible solution

buy tickets for those flights for steven segal and van dam so they can help stop the turrists.

Buy all the gold in the market.

Also grab popcorn for the show.

>>681759441
Fapple and bitcoins

Write a letter to the police that says what is going to happen on 9.11 and other major incidents that will be happening to this date.
Have them promise me that they won't read this letter until the next day.

Then, wait.

>>681752459
is it time for me to say bush did 9/11?

>>681750809
You'd be 15 again, fag.

easy, buy the 2015 almanac and become rich betting on sports and stocks

>>681760705

>Write a letter to the police that says what is going to happen on 9.11 and other major incidents that will be happening to this date.
Have them promise me that they won't read this letter until the next day.

Spends life in guantanamo next day and all other days

>>681760807
do i know what i know now? or do i know what my 15 yr old knows?

>>681750809

Are you 15 now?

>>681750626
Take good quality video proof of israelie invovlment in 9/11 so the kikes cant deny it

>>681750626
Do nothing about it. That's what I would do. We wouldn't to change fate would we? It would alter the future who knows how badly.

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>>681756305
Then you'd be Uncle Ruckus.

>>681750809
wow your in your 30s still on /b/, what a fuckin loser.

>>681760900
But I was just a grade schooler at this time.
Also I would put in some lies in the letter, which after they completely belief the contend of the letter, would change humanity drastically for the better.

At least the chance too.

Take greyhound to NYC, find the bombs in the world trade center, film my discovery and release it.

>>681750626
load up on industrial/defense stocks.

I'd become friends with MOOT and take Snack's place. Jk.

The right things

>>681750626
Buy hundreads of Santa hats and party hats on runescape and leave them on an account to mature in value. Sell them for profit in 2016

Also invest in apple. There stock was like $1.50 back then.

make huge bets on every major sporting event

>>681761629

It's about to be $1.50 again so if you got them, now's the time to sell.

You didn't hear it from me.

>>681761116
i think the question is: if you alter the past and create an alternate future, one of infinitely many universes or possibilities, what is the probability that you alter it for the better? and for the worst?
i mean, if you live in america, you have it good. if you live in a shit country like let's say afhganistan, or iraq, then you'd probably roll the dice and take a chance.

Call Paula Poundstone and assure her that she will not be the leading news story much longer.

>>681760478
If I want to be famous, start playing scary vidya on the youtube.

Make a MOBA game with a 10 million prize pool.

Also tell my friend about the facebook idea, make him work on it.

I honestly have no clue.
I'd be worried about fucking up the future.

>>681750626
sweet fuck all i live in another country, make a phone call i guess but i mean i don't think i could do that much

I'd invest in stocks and bet on major sporting events. Then I'd cry as I go broke since the universe is inherently random, not clockwork, and things would play out differently.

>They're saying "look out!" anon. Keep your eyes forward before you make the biggest mistake of your life.

>>681761920
>youtube
>2001

>>681761863
>Not understanding stocks

>>681750626
Bro, I was 4 at the time.
The most pressing concern I had was my parents finding the boogers I flicked onto the ceiling.
If you're suggesting that I prevent 9/11, you got another thing coming.

>>681762101
Bitcoin also didn't exist in 2001. I'd just wait for it.

>>681762269

>$1.50
figuratively, not literally.

The warning still stands.

>>681762466
Wow you're pathetic

What makes you think your so special you can tell when stock is going to drop?

>>681762628

If you dont' know than it's YOU who knows NOTHING about stocks

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>>681752421

>trader to my country
>trader

UNCOVER THE MYSTERIES OF 9/11

Convince my younger self to have sex with me by betting the twin towers would fall within the next 48 hours.

>>681750626
tell all my friends to meet me at the WTC tomorrow ... (shitty friends they are)

I would tell everything, that I come from the future.. Then I would lie that in 2016 no religion exists because we proofed its not legit

>>681750626

Holy nuts! whats her name OP?

Call the jews and tell them to not go to work in those tower.
Wait...

I was only 11... Do I keep my current knowledge? Or do I go back to being that version of me?

>>681751234
Why stop at airline stocks? Sell calls & buy puts on OEX, SPX, DJIA, RUT index options!

>>681752854
>retarded/10

You realize Bush wasn't in office long right? They while thing would have been planned under Clintons rule....Jesus

Start eating Oreos that much sooner.

Realized to late something that amazing existed.

Buy lots of shares in Apple

Buy all the Whole Foods Netflix and StarBucks stock I can afford.

>>681753086


Enjoy Guantanamo, faggot

I would stop being a faggot unlike op

>>681760671
Dont forget VR

>>681750626
Hand my 9th grade self a loaded gun and several mags, tell him "No, it doesn't get better", and wait for the end.

>>681750809
You time traveled. Meaning you're the same age you are now. Flocking read

>>681751778
Its Bill Neigh, the science gay

>>681752998
The feels

>>681759441
steel beams

>>681750626
Spend my life savings on a car and get an unGodly high complete coverage insurance policy on it... park the car across the street of the trade towers. Video the towers, pan to my car as the towers collapse with me saying "Oh shit! I just got that!" With my future knowledge, I already know where the safe spots to do it from are. I make sure to get a clear shot of the license plate of my car. That will be one scheme I will run.

>>681750626
Not have a girlfriend for most of my high school

Not waste three years of college on IT and go directly into a trade

Due to not having high school sweet heart I wouldn't of gained 100 pounds since high school and have to take 5 years of on again off again dieting to lose it

Make smarter decisions with money once I start making it and not spend it all on cocaine and bar hopping.

Also I'd be aware of the amazing tattoo artists that are out there and not spend thousands of dollars filling my body with sub par tattoos that I now have to get covered up by bigger tattoos by better artists.

>>681750626
>say bush did 9/11 live on tv
>wait 1 day
>???
>profit

>>681750626
i would shoot out the towers so one one goes to work on the 11th saving 1000s of newyorkains

>>681751694
Late reply, but you obviously weren't around when moot would bitch about how much money this was costing him. The dude almost went bankrupt over this fucking site because porn ads weren't enough for the traffic flow. Fucking newfag.

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Fix my broken relationships

>>681770377
He's making a jest at the American system you fucking dunce.

>>681750626
Get a better view.

>>681750626
Im 16 again, yesssssssssss

>>681750973
>>681750805
/thread

>>681773110
Underage bait

im surprised noone said invent facebook yet?

Invent facebook

tell my dad to stay home tomorrow

>>681773550
thread is kill

>>681750626
i would fuck all 15yo pussy i could my dick into, with my en/b/lightened superior brain in the body of a 17yo cute boy

>>681756516
did you just said Fahrenheit > Celsius?

Tell my dad not to try fly that other mans plane

>>681751630
>Invest in haliburton, google, and apple.
>lol, not using insider knowledge that many stocks changed with wtc fall,

i heard ppl connected to alqaeda who knew shit was gonna happen used this in their favor somehow

>>681752067
Fuck yes.. exactly my idea..

>>681750626
Call every news station in new york and start a competition to reach the top of the towers and get more killed, call me NSA!

>>681750626
wouldnt change much, but id play the stock market.

>>681750626
Damn I don't know what I'll do if I traveled tbh.

I'll watch it fall again tbh. That was the craziest day of my life and it pretty much traumatized me when I was little. I use to be very funny, very social and all about family then every year bits by bits start to fade in high school I became very quiet and fear.

I kind of wish I was mature enough at the time to fully understand the situation at time.

>>681761350
you'd be surprised how many of them there actually still are around here, fucking newfag

>>681750626
invade whine house, kill bush
call 911 and tell them bush was planning 911 as an inside job
911 avoided

>>681750626
invest in apple

>>681750626
Rape younger me.

>>681750626
watch cartoons

>>681750626
id wake up and go all fucking in with every penny shorting the stock market.

>>681777194
But you are you

Tell my family not to worry and the dates that bitcoin opens and peaks

>>681750626
Bitcoins my nugger

>>681750626
start UBER

>>681750858
Kek