Don't be 13

>>681749348
retard faggot how can't you go outside

You don't. Cigarettes fucking reek. If you are that desperate take the tobacco out and stick it in your pot pipe or something. Now move out of your parents house kid.

>>681749348
>going outside isn't an option
underage confirmed

>>681749348
Just don't do drugs, kiddo.

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You can go outside

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>>681749348
haha I remember being 14 and having to hide the smell. Back then Clinton was president....fuck I should leave this place

>>681749807
Usually works for me

Fucking kek. I don't want to wake up my dad upstairs at 1:30 am and tell him that I smoke. That's why i can't go outside. Thanks for the help guys!

>>681749348
By not smoking or being a NEET faggot who lives with his parents.

Take fabric softener sheets, the kind you use in your clothes dryer, wad them up, and put them inside an empty roll of toilet paper. Exhale the smoke into the tube and it will smell just like fabric softener. Used to smoke in my room all the time and it never smelled.

Just because the cool kids at your elementary school smoke doesn't mean you have to, bud. I'd just stop submitting to peer pressure.

>>681749348
Pour some bleach and ammonia into a bucket. It will get rid of the smell from the air in about twenty minutes max

>>681749348
Open a window and blow it outside. Most basements have windows.

>>681750104
Thanks nigga
>>681750195
Good idea, but I can't open these windows

>>681750104
smoke out a window if you can. or make a sploof (what he^said)
>>681749961

Just have a cigarette you pussy, what's the worst that can happen?

Cigarettes have been shown to cause lung cancer. I'd quit before it's too late, buddy.

open a fucking window and point a fan out it then use some air freshener

>>681750362
Become a vape faggot; it's better than cancer.

>>681749348
All smells are created when bacteria builds up, what you're smoking may be more than 2 weeks old. Soak what you're smoking in bleach for 10 seconds before lighting up. It kills the bacteria that causes the smell.

>>681749348
Are you fucking 12? Who did you need to hide the smell from?

>>681750430
>implying vape doesn't give you cancer too.

>>681750175
This OP

Op, did you know cigarettes are what is known as a gateway drug? Smoking them will advance you to harder drugs that have an even higher chance of killing you, or generally making you suffer! I believe it wise to simply have one more ciggie blown out your arsehole before saying bye-bye to those little Satan sticks forever.

Follow these steps
>buy scented toilet paper
>tear out cardboard roll
>pack scented toilet paper inside roll
>exale smoke into roll when breathing out.
I use to do this when I smoked weed. I have no idea why it works. But it heavly masks the smell. Just dont pack it so tight tou cant blow any smoke through

>>681749348
only beta retards smoke these days, it's fucking 2016, not 1940's everyone knows that shit is stupid as fuck now, you have no excuse.

>>681750920
This.

Drench those little Satan sticks with gasoline

>>681750828
>Satan Sticks
Okay Flanders

Theres a spray you can get at a few stores and shopping centers called Ozium. Straight up best shit to mask any smell, cigarettes, sex, even shit.

>>681750920
Kids do dumb stuff m8, you live and you learn. So glad I quit.

>>681751297
Smokers are jokers.

Just quit, kiddo

>>681751362
I know right. I quit 2 years ago. Wish I had never started. I will probly die of lung cancer in my 60s

>>681750774
really?
>>681750916
A sploof won't work as the cigarette will still burn the paper while he holds it. Sploofs only work when hitting a pipe.

sneak out the window like I did when I was 15

Instead of smoking cigarettes just microwave them for 30 seconds and chow down.

Grow up.
Reported

>>681752045
Why not rectally?

Get some snus and stick it up your bum for faster delivery.

>>681752045
Can confirm it works. Still gives same high, though mixing it with bleach after really hits the spot.

Just don't exhale any smok lel

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OP don't be a fucking moron.

I am sitting here ripping my vape at 100W on some menthol dragon fruit i mixed.

Two liters of it for $22 from concentrate.

Plus no cancer, and way more nicotine if you want.

do dip instead, no smell and a buzz from hell

>>681752401
>more nicotine
Wouldn't recommend that.

Just smoke in ur daddy's room pussy

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>>681749348
Why can't you go outside faggot?

>>681752504
Nicotine in itself is fucking less harmful than caffeine. Educate yourself shitlord. Einstein gave us relativity on the shit.

>>681752578
This

>>681749961
Or, you can just not smoke and smoke when it's a more convenient time for you, fucking stupid addict

>>681752628
I would have thought that an ex-smoker would be wise to the negative effects of addiction.

>>681749348
quit smoking.

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>>681752401
I can't afford one of those. anyone got one for donation?

>>681752624
>>681749961
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>681752931
Jeez, how much of a faggot can you be?

toilet paper roll and dryer sheets...
stuff sheets inside roll and blow smoke through that.... it will just smell downy fresh in the basement

>>681753212
sorry, figured I'd ask.

>>681752931
It's fucking cheaper than cigarettes after like a few months. If you're that poor, you shouldn't be smoking.

>>681749348
You can not.
/thread

buy a few computer fans.
install them in a board that is the same size as your basement window.
caulk board into place.
blow smoke out through fan openings.

neets gon neet
gotta save them gbp points for tendies

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>>681749348

Depends on your ventilation system.

>>681752825
There are no studies showing niccotine itself is addictive. Only tobacco, which nicotine is by far the least of your worries as far as addicting chemicals go..

It's not as bad as caffeine addiction.

>>681753431
I don't smoke, but I always wanted a vape because they're cool.

>>681753431
Cheaper if you buy a $10 vape and mix your own high-nic liquid (to make up for the poor vapour production of the cheap vape).

>>681753679
It's not cool, it;s a drug addiction. lmao. (As i rip it)

Unless you do no nic.

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>>681753666
Two in a row bb

>>681753679
still vaping
>not already smoking crack
pleb

>>681753666
>666
Satan would never lie.

>>681753753
Sounds like absolute fucking shit. I am inhaling an entire lung full of steamy warm menthol dragon fruit that feels like im inhaling the fucking mango. Ok? Fuck a tiny vape.

Plus, you will end up paying out the ass for coils for those, when you could buy 100 ft of wire for a dripper that will last 5 years for the cost of like 5 cheap vape coils.

tl;dr dripper and regulated box mod are best way to go

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>>681749348
>Hey /b/, how can I smoke in my basement and hide the smell from being noticed the next day? Going outside isn't an option right now.
>in my basement, going outside isn't an option right now.
>in basement, not going outside

every day of the /b/tards life

>>681753794
?

>>681753903
So if I use nicotine while working for $73/hr to focus while I save lives then satan has me addicted? Fucking retard

>>681753666
Thanks for the kek fucking dumbass

>>681753932
Tanks are nice if you buy a good one.
I've had coils last a month.

>>681753666
My god. This is the kind of bullshit that only neck/b/eards can produce.
Many, many things are addictive. Fucking trauma is addictive. If it affects your biochemistry, it can be addicting.
>Go suck a dick, faggot. You're addicted to oral fixation.

>>681753932
There are youtube videos about making coils for (some) cheap tanks.

>>681753932
drippers are high watt, pay out thy ass anyway in electrical heating bills

>>681754170
vaporesso target tank with Ccell coils....... these bitches last forever..... if it aint ceramic, it aint shit

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>>681754115
>being this new

lurk moar newfag

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>>681749348
>>681749401
>>681749518
>>681749544

Underage OP

Just have one puff every five minutes.

Go outside.
Only scumbags smoke indoors.
I smoke, but I refuse to smoke inside. It just lingers and makes your house smell rude.

>>681752578
Just smoke your daddy's dick, pussy

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>>681749348
Well we havesnus hereso you can hide it really well.
Just stick it under ur lip and ur done, Fgt
If ur gonna smoke dont act like a fucking 13 yr old u fgt.
Go buy some dip fucktard.

>>681755520
mouth cancer > lung cancer

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>>681755520
>Well we havesnus hereso you can hide it really well.

>>681755797
Uhh, yes? By like a million fucking times? Oral tobacco is also far safer than smoking. The chance of getting cancer is much lower, and the cancer itself is far less deadly.

>>681750920
I picked it up cause I used to smoke budd mixed with tabbacco and after I quit the choof I just kept smoking, picked it up from there. Barely anyone I know who smokes started cause "they thought they were cool". They just got accidentally addicted, either from the way I did or from smoking a few at clubs when drunk and picking it up from there.

>>681752401
Methol ciggies are for woman and Asians. They're gross. Also it's pretty much been proven that capes cause more damage than ciggies. Not in the same way of course, but they'll fuck you up in the long run lol

>>681750774
Glycerine based oils don't give you cancer if you inhale them you inbred degenerate.

Also, they don't stick to the lungs, like tobacco smoke does.

>go eat your dad's dick fucktard. Vaping over smoking all day.

>>681755056
my nigga

and in the winter i almost quit, or end up driving in my car just to smoke

>>681751326
My nigga

>>681756526
x1000
I couldn't smoke weed for a few months and while I was out I was like like a menthol brah? They taste like weed don't they? hell ya brah smokin up my malboros all day now

sploofs don't work, they just make you smell the fabric softener and the smoke reeks after the fabric smell is gone
it makes it smell not as bad, and i'm saying that loosely

>>681756707
Source plox

Make a circle of fans into a vortex in front of a window. Works in dorms.

>>681756707
>Also it's pretty much been proven that capes cause more damage than ciggies.
Never in a million years faggot.

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>>681749348
MAN THE FUCK UP

>>681756786
>Glycerine based oils don't give you cancer if you inhale them you inbred degenerate

That makes no fucking sense whatsoever, are you like literally retarded? That's like saying you won't get HIV if you don't swallow the cum.

>go eat your dad's dick fucktard. Vaping smoking are both as retarded and degenerate and should land you in a concentration camp

>>681757470
>tape up doors/ventilation holes for shelter in place
>waterfall bong stored in a bucket
>ghost hit
>sploof

pretty much works flawlessly. how i got through freshman year.
>blow out window

>>681758111
You don't smoke a vape you idiot. Neither glycerine or nicotine are carcinogens. Its the burning tobacco that kills you.

How the fuck are you so naive? You realize nicotine inhalers are FDA approved right?

>>681758359
we get it you vape

>>681758111
Keep lurking, friend.

I bet you're one of those retards who goes on Facebook and rants about how weed doesn't cause any side effects amd doesn't fuck your lungs up like tobacco does because it's organic etc. etc.

>don't vote
>instead buy helium tank
>go in your car and sudoku

It will be best for all of us.

>>681758600
Actually I smoke, I'm just not an undereducated fool

>>681757915
Lol try and justify your faggy past time all you want, at leased I admit smoking darts smells bad and is gonna do damage. It's gonna be funny when your 50, still smoking your bullshit, and start bleeding from your asshole and are confused why

>>681759861
Well considering the fact vapes don't cause cancer I assume the vapefags will be fine. I however will have lung cancer as I am/was a smoker.

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>>681749348
>Going outside isn't an option right now

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>>681750362
Never too late to start smoking ya' faggot.

Smoking is cool.

Getting your nic-fix without stinking up the indoors is pretty much the only good reason to buy a vape.

Buy a vape.

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>>681749348
Quit smoking fag

>>681754391
I think you're just autistic

>>681750293
What? You didn't reach them? Are you 8, or Stephen Hawkins?

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>>681749348
small fan attached to a short length of dryer ducting. Wife bitches when I smoke in the cave. Works only ok, burn some incense.

Don't apologize - you ain't hurtin' shit.

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>>681761183
I know you are just retarded

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>>681749348
If you have a shower there then blow the smoke under the running shower water.