>>681725388
How do u do it?

how else?

>>681725540
I sit when i wipe. I'm confused.

i stand up because if i lean to one side of the toilet and wipe then i fear my dick will touch the bowl (cringe).

also after breaking so many toilet seats from leaning over on one side to wipe ive given up even trying that anymore

It allows for ease of spreadability

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>>681725862
You must be fat person or your seats must be weak.

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>>681726359
Wow! You're picking up clues left and right.

Wait, you sit and wipe? Are you a fucking girl?

>>681725388
2 types of people, most people arent aware that the other exists

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>>681725388
>wiping
>not using a bidet
How does it feel knowing your anus is never truly clean?

>>681726954
>bidet
major kek

>>681727067
Whatever you say, stinky-anus juan.

>>681725788
lazy american

>>681726954
It is after your mother licks it.

>>681726954
Feels crispy and sastisfying. I hope my smells invade Europe

>>681726954
using a bidet...
confirmed faggot

>>681725388
Check em, idk how people are ok with standing to wipe. Because you never really are going to get all the shit completely off if you stand up. Especially if you have a big ass, so these people walk around with fecal matter in their ass cheeks all day pretty much. Fuckin barbaric

>>681727496
TOP KEK.

>>681727581
>can't use meme arrows
Confirmed newfag.

>>681726237
Which makes no difference since, unless you're standing like a cowboy with with hemorrhoids, you've just clamped you ass cheeks on a bunch of shit.

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I squat to wipe

>>681727704
Well some of us aren't 250+ lbs.
Plus, who wants to get their hand that close to a bowl of water they just shat and likely pissed in?

>>681727757
wow

I used to when I was younger.

Then I went to a summer camp with public toilets, so when taking a shit next to other guys, I figured out it was abnormal to stand and wipe.

>thanks Otterdale

I've heard sitters wipe back to front. Enjoy your shitty balls guys.

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>>681728026
Wow what u fish boi wtf kind of fetish that b fish boi?

>>681728104
>Then I went to a summer camp with public toilets, so when taking a shit next to other guys, I figured out it was abnormal to stand and wipe.

??????????????

>>681725388
I can't even wipe while I'm sitting even if I wanted to.. standing up also allows for ease of spreadability of the buttcheeks

>>681728140

If wether or not your balls get a bunch of shit on them is only determined by direction, you're just hopeless.

>>681727840
It's all about those squats

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>>681727757

>MEME ARROWS

>>681728140
standing masterrace reporting in

>disgusting fucking sitters

>>681727757
welcome to bait land

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if you stand up and wipe, there is a chance to miss the paper from the toilet. That's fucking gross.

>>681728350
Yeah, like a three person outhouse.

the only door was on the front. It was three toilets next to each other, with no partitions of any kind.
So we shat sitting next to each other.

Lol my dad does this. So weird.

It's like listening to a bunch of autistic 12 year olds.

> standing is good to wipe, but I also sit down to piss

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>>681727757
>meme arrows
good god help

I wipe standing on my hands

>>681726954
Oh man finally, someone who understands!

I really don't know why most people hate bidets and their use has stopped. They are the best hygienic option to keep your ass clean.

I suffer from anal pruritus so if I don't wipe with some wet toilet paper, it's fucking itchy all day.

>>681728473
Which isn't standing.

>>681728717
abso=fucking-lutely not true you subhuman sitting sack of garbage

>>681725388
How do you throw the tp in if you are sitting?

>>681725388
>not bending over and wiping with your ass facing the door so that any stranger who peers through the crack gets an eyeful of dirty asshole.

>>681728845
The only people who hate bidets are the dumbucks that thought they were drinking fountains.

Finding them ain't exactly easy though....

>>681728717
>there is a chance to miss the paper from the toilet
u wot m8

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>>681728725
Wow anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think your parents sent you to gay scat camp

Tp is flushed down the toilet

>>681725388
I'm with you, OP. I recently found out people do that shit, as well. Like what the actual fuck...you are doing more work than you need to. Just lean. Fucking freaks.

>>681728845
The filthy colonials will never change their disgusting ways, anons. Just let hem be.

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Honestly I didn't even know that standing up to wipe was a thing.

>>681729346
you have to get up eventually

>>681728725
I'm pretty sure what you just described is the 'pilot to co-pilot' configuration. My camp had the 'pilot to bombardier' style...

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>>681728725
>with no partitions of any kind.
>So we shat sitting next to each other.


Son

>>681725388
http://forum.cheatengine.org/viewtopic.php?t=589790

>>681725862
>tfw my dick touches the bowl no matter what
>tfw I have to either rest it on the seat or let it clank against the bowl
>tfw getting pierced only made the problem worse

>>681729297
Oh, it was gay.

It was weird as hell to walk into the outhouse, only to find another guy already taking a shit, but it was something you just had to get used to. If you didn't want to hold your shit for who knows how long.

And let me say, shitting next to someone is an entirely different dynamic from pissing next to someone.

>>681728717
>there is a chance to miss the paper from the toilet.

What? That's a retarded argument, just use your fucking eyes.

>>681727978
Whether you're fat or not standing up and wipping means you aren't getting all the fecal matter out of your ass. Seriously, you obviously are a standing wiper. So you walk around a majority of your day with fecal matter sloshing around between your ass cheeks. You barbaric fuck

>>681729784
I'd have been shitting out in the woods.

You crank it up on one cheek, thus the cheeks stay spread continuously. You then reach around the back and wipe front to back. Jesus fucking Christ, can't believe you guys stand to wipe. And don't get me started on you cut fags who don't use lube to masturbate. Just found that one out the other day.

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>>681729297
>gay scat camp

Sitting and wiping is gay as fuck

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>>681730020
>sits while wiping
>uses lube to masturbate

Wow. We could never be friends. You sound like a horrible person.

>>681729988
This tbh

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>>681725788
>I sit when i wipe. I'm confused.
>I'm confused.
clearly

>>681726590
>Wait, you sit and wipe? Are you a fucking girl?
How would that even work for a girl?
Do they reach their hand inside the bowl?
Jesus Christ.

>>681727704
>Because you never really are going to get all the shit completely off if you stand up.
1) U wot?
2) what are you doing, raising your knees up around your ears and lifting yur cock and nuts, or what?
3)OR ARE YOU REACHING INTO THE BOWL WITH A WAD OF PAPER IN HAND?????
4) Jesus Christ.

>people walk around with fecal matter in their ass cheeks all day pretty much
WAIT...
Oh Jesus Christ, please...
...hang on....
How in the FUCK would you get fecal matter on your cheeks?
Are you shitting on the floor and then rolling around in it?
WHO TAUGHT YOU TO SHIT?????
srs, how u r get poop on your cheeks?

...cont,,,

>>681729433
You know I clean my hands very profusely after taking a dump.

Also, if you'd never knew I've taken a shit, you'd never think I'm a filthy colonial. You are just thinking about shaking my shitty hand because your mind does that to you.

>>681726954
I always use wet wipes. I wish I had a bidet, I'd use it regularly if I did. I can't stand having a dirty ass.

That being said, I like the no-bidet thing for an interesting reason. I love the smell of a girl's ass after she's pooped and before she's showered. I love the smell of a girl's ass. I like to get my finger in her crack and touch her butt hole and sniff it while fucking her. I am 100% serious, biggest turn on ever.

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>>681730742 cont:
>>681727840
>, you've just clamped you ass cheeks on a bunch of shit.
1) Why would you clamp?
2) how much poop u got on yer butthole??

>>681727978
>Plus, who wants to get their hand that close to a bowl of water they just shat and likely pissed in?
/THREAD

>>681728104
>, I figured out it was abnormal to stand and wipe.
No, I've never even heard of this. How can u think wiping while seated is normal????

>>681728439
>If wether or not your balls get a bunch of shit on them is only determined by direction, you're just hopeless.
Please b troll.
WHY WOULD U WIPE FORWARDS???????
WOT PLANET ARE U FROM?????

>>681728717
>if you stand up and wipe, there is a chance to miss the paper from the toilet. That's fucking gross.
Even more confusing????

>>681728725
>So we shat sitting next to each other.
Thats even more hoirrifying than this other nonsense..

After I finish shitting I penguin walk to the sink, hop up on the edge, and use soap and water to wash my asshole.

>>681730742
Butt hurt stand wipping autist detected

>>681729073
I'll pay hundreds of dollars if neccesary, when building my house, for having one. Will go to Russia if I must, to get one.

>>681725388
Depends on whether I'm at home or in public.
In public I stand, at home I sit.
Not really sure why, that's just the way it usually works out,

Wait a second, are you guys STANDING while shitting, too?!?!?!?!??!

>>681730824
You are fucking weird.

>>681730824
My nigga. Girls dirty butt smell ftw

>>681730932
Butthurt illiterate sitter detected

Another question, are you STANDERS facing the bowl when you wipe?!?!?!?

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>>681729453
>Honestly I didn't even know that standing up to wipe was a thing.
How did you not know this?
I'm 51 and I just heard about sitting wipers within the last year.
How does that even work???
DO YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THE BOWL?????
JESUS CHRIST WHY??????

>>681726954
I have bad hemorrhaging around my anus, and so to not disturb that and make it bleed, I always lick and cover the tp with saliva so that it slides rather than rubs against the sensitive scarring. I find it leaves me far cleaner too. I guess its similar to using wet wipes or a bidet.

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>>681727864
Hahahaha

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>>681729853
>standing up and wipping means you aren't getting all the fecal matter out of your ass.
Why would you even think this?????

My friend used to mock me for wiping ass to back instead of ass to nutsack.
I've never seen anyone wipe that way before.

>>681731678
Sitting on the seat spreads the cheeks and also the hole, to a degree. This allows you to wipe the poop off more thoroughly. Standing causes the cheeks to come together more, making you a dirty nigger walking around with a poopy butt.

>>681731189
>Wait a second, are you guys STANDING while shitting, too?!?!?!?!??!
Only Mexicans and Japanese do this.

>>681731442
>i'm 51
Besides that being an obvious lie if you were even 20 and you don't know how half the population wipes their ass you're a retard. This goes both ways.

>>681731807
you have to wipe ass to nutsack because it gets shit on your balls, so when you teabag a bitch she gets a taste of the shit in her mouth and she instantly knows who's boss

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>>681731189
u wot m8

>>681731996
This for all you fuckface dipshit brain dead cunt monging stand wipers who are the niggers of the toilet

>>681732079
Kek

I wipe ass to sack because it's more convenient. Now I have another good reason.

>>681732079
He was anal retentive about cleanliness so I doubt that was the case.

>>681731996
>Standing causes the cheeks to come together more
THE CHEEKS DON'T COME TOGETHER AT ALL YOU DISGUSTING PIG.....
wot planet are you from????
what retrded cocksucker taught you to shit????

>>681732079
fucking kek

>>681732344
Your cheeks don't come together when you stand? Pics or it didnt happen

>>681732077
>you don't know how half the population wipes their ass you're a retard.
No.
No one really sits to wipe.
it's a hoax, like the fingerboxes
IT HAS TO BE
Therre's no way I've never even heard of sit and wipe for FIFTY years if even 10% of people d o this

>>681725862
nigga wut? I weigh 95 kg and always lean over on the same side, never broke a seat.

>>681732344
Wow, you must be really fuckin deformed bro. Like seriously, idk what to say. I hope you're trolling but I think you are a grossly deformed freak

>>681732623
I've seen enough hidden toilet cam footage to know that it is more common than you seem to think.

>>681732344
Anchoring one cheek to the bowl allows you to spread the hole open more so than if standing. Therefore less Klingons on Uranus.

>>681732529
You spread it with one hand and wipe with the other you mongrel.

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>>681728104

That raises even more questions!

>>681732733
>I hope you're trolling but I think you are a grossly deformed freak
I think you just don't know how anatomy works.
Standing to wipe is perfectly clean AND YOU DONT HAVE TO REACH YOUR GOD-DNAMED HAND INTO THE BOWL!!!!!!
wots wrong with you people?????

>>681732896
But then you have to put down your phone. WIN FOR THE SITTERS!!!!

>>681732803
>Therefore less Klingons on Uranus.
If there are ANY clingons, YOUR DOING IT WRONG

>>681732896
>You spread it with one hand and wipe with the other you mongrel.
so you really ARE reaching your hand down into the bowl?????
Jesus, and you wonder why no woman will touch you?

>>681732968
I've never, even once, accidentally touched the bowl or water. You're a fucking retard, get out of here.

>>681733064
If you use your phone while pooping the poop bacteria will come onto your phone and later on your hand again and then with those hands you eat a sandwich or something and then you ingest those poop bacteria

>>681733207
you confused brah?

Finally! There's a better way! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

>>681733207
>so you really ARE reaching your hand down into the bowl?????

No, because you're standing, learn how to read.

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Regardless of your wiping style, if you aren't using these you are a disgusting sub human piece of shit.

Also, what kind of potato stands up and let's his ass cheeks slam shut on his own shit? Fucking apes.

>>681725388
You spread your ass cheeks, shit, get your tp ready, stand up with ass cheeks spread, wipe, repeat if needed. ez

>>681733461
Who gives a fuck? You can't avoid scenarios like what you're talking about. If anything it will help to build a more robust immune system.

>>681733610
Kek The standers don't seem to understand about the cheeks coming together upon standing. Disgusting fucks.

>>681733851
>>681733851
>>681733851
>>681733851

GET IN THERE.

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>>681725862
also after breaking so many toilet seats
Cant be fucking real holy kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoHgdue5LA

>not using baby wipes
>not taking a shower right after that
>not using a detachable shower head for a thorough cleaning

Stander or sitter, you're a godless savage if you aren't doing all of the above

>>681730824
I'm going to try this. I like sniffing my gfs panties while fucking her. She thinks it's hot

>>681734337
>3 lengthy steps
or I could just use a bidet

ok. im a sitter. i saw my dad once wipping standing. i was like wtf is going on. Im taking a dump right now. im gonna try. im fat so i think Will be hard

>>681734337
Fuck you, you weirdo. You can waste all your time in the shower while I'm out getting pussy with a slightly less clean ass, because I only use wet wipes without showering. Suck it beeyotch

>>681734516
>>681734824

It's like a minute shower, tops. You stinky camel fuckers

>>681734662
way to hard. I dont reach my anus so easily. ill finish sitted. the chiks didnt came togheter as much as I though they will

Wtf I genuinely did not know people could wipe while sitting! Are you putting your hand in the bowl between your legs? How can you do the paper check to see if there is still shit on?

You can't even see the residue on the paper while sitting, if you want to have a look you have to do a very dangerous manoeuvre with lots of chances of contamination on yourself and the toilet bowl.

>>681734237
>have you ever dropped the toiler paper, and missed?
>once
wat

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I can only assume the standers also pull their pants down to their ankles while pissing in a urinal.

>pic related

>>681735279
btw spread naturally with an easy move my cheaks. lift my balls and penis and wipe my ass from between the legs. from the side is harder to reach and can lossen the toilet bottom

>>681735916
I can only assume the sitters don't even use the urinal and sit while peeing, like a bitch.

>>681735916
Fuckin kek, yeah I could see the connection

I do both. Sit to start and stand to finish. Stand only in public restrooms, got a phobia about dick touching front of bowl. Have flushable wipes at home and work to finish up nicely. Wish bidets were a thing here.

>>681735916
Sitters sit while peeing and dab the end of their penis daintily with bath tissue.

>>681735916
Nice observation of the way a stander's brain works, no doubt. I hadn't made the connection, but so much this Kek

Lol I do both get fuckt

>>681736477
Yeah, a bitch that isn't smashing shit between his cheeks like a god damn panini press.

>>681736693
I do dab my cock after taking a piss, but I stand whilst pissing, like a man. You don't dab the tip of your penis after taking a leak? Fucking animals itt

>>681736673
Wipes master race. Don't want any bits of tp in my ass all day

>>681725388
>>681733851
Who honestly gives a mother fuck?

>>681737520
GTFO faggot. Quit trying to promote your gay thread

>>681737365
And if not circumcised, is a shower in order after every piss too?

>>681737468
Yeah, feels way better. Sometimes on a hot day, it's good to wipe balls etc to, freshens things up a bit. Good having them on hand.

>>681734237
WTF THIS CAN'T BE REAL

>>681738481
Yes. Bitches have femanine wipes to stay fresh. Where are my masculine wipes to make me feel fresh? Oh yeah, in this society only women are allowed to do that. If men did it would be sexist.