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who would you pick?
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I don't think wolverine can lose any of these fights.
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batman wins.
always.
even if there is no way possible, he finds a way.
period.
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The one with the acces to weaponry that can destroy an entire planet.
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deadpool comes in- whips all opponents and your ass. Everyone is kill
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>>681723690
I gotta go Wolverine here. All else fails I'll just use him as a human shield for however long it take for him to go Berserker then fuck off before the mess starts.
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>>681723690

Batman. Wolverine is a close second.
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>>681723690
Darth vader wins. No questions asked.
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>>681723690
lol vader. others don't stand a fucking chance.
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>>681724159
vader is a bitchboi
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>>681724216
>>681724159

The guy with a shitty rebreather and a robot suit. Yeah. Good luck. Just Obi-Wan his arms and legs off then walk away.
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>>681724159

>Implying a simply EMP wouldn't weaken him enough to be taken down by 5th grader with a gun.
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Batman beats Superman lets be real. Batman is MVP of superheroes
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>>681724522
This kid could probably do it at that point.

Pic related
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>>681723690
If it's an immediate brawl after I choose, then I go with Wolverine. The only person he could technically lose to in a fight would be HellBoy.

If I have time to run away with my defender and think, Batman. Batman would simply find all their weaknesses then destroy them.
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>>681723690
Wolverine
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>>681724572

Batman is my favorite superhero, but lets not kid ourselves, he has the greatest super power of all, plot-armor.
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Batman calls the batjet carrying a batelectromagnet. Wolverine, Terminator, Robocop, Vadar are all immobilized. Dredd and predator are disarmed. Batarangs and Bat stun grenades. Hellboy puts up a fight, but he isn't any worse than Bane or Killer Croc.

Batman wins.
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>>681724649
+1
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>>681724572
He can only take so much though. The only reason he beats superman is cause he tricks the Boyscout into thinking he's dead so Sups fucks off. Given Superman's lack of limitations it is almost impossible to actually kill him
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Hellboy. Because Hellboy.

Does anyone else have the know how and resources to travel to another dimension? Shit, Red and I would find a comphy place and knock back some brews and candy bars.
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>>681725147

Although I don't agree with you, somehow this answer is right.
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>>681725147
How many times has the marvel universe done dimension shit? Come on now.
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Wolverine for sure. Guy can essentially live through anything. Even if someone decapitates him, they need to remove his head far enough away from his body so it doesn't heal up again.

And it probably wouldn't get to that point before he goes full Berserker and fucks shit up royally.

And for anyone to even try kill him, they would need the Muramasa Blade, and good like finding getting that before he fucks you up.
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predator

Wrist nuke
spaceship
futuristic weapons that are completely pussified
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>>681725384
In a multiversal setting, there must exist a universe where they don't find us. Checkmate.
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Vader would kill every single one of them simultaneously with a thought. This is a joke right?
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>>681724034
Agreed. Wolverine is invulnerable so.
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>>681725590

>Batman or Preditor or Dredd uses an EMP
>Vader has to focus pretty much everything he has on not dying
>Vader is little bitch because of Obi-Wan

Seriously Star Wars is so fucking convoluted, they can have advanced robotics to replace limbs but no one thinks to bring an EMP on-board to fight Vader? I like Star Wars but its always been a kids movie because of stupid shit like this.
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>>681726002
That would be dishonorable.
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>>681726318
Implying 8v2 is honorable to begin with
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>>681723690
batman no fucking questions asked

he's probably watched all of their respective movies already. prepared batman = unbeatable batman
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Vader

takes me into space. Only Predator can follow. And his ass lost to Danny "i'm too old for this shit" Glover
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>>681723690

If the T-800 has access to a time machine, then I pick him since the guy with the time machine always wins.

If not I take Vader since the Predator is the only other one who can into space and I don't favor the Predator's odds against the Imperial Navy or against Vader on the off chance that its ship isn't blown to bits.
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>>681726645
Batman can take you to the Justice League satellite, and then you got Superman's protection too.
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>>681723690

>Pick Darth Vader
>Him and an entire galactic empire protect you and will hide you away on one of their star destroyers floating somewhere in the Galaxy
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>>681726530
he fights thugs, I don't think he could beat anyone here, especially since he doesn't use guns
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Please vote here.

I know this is unrelated but please don't let the Taylor Swift faggots win.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
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>>681727094
Batman would find you.
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>>681727138
batman killed Darkseid, who is basically space Satan.
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>>681726777
Yea no. I'm sure the Watchtower could stand up to a fucking Star Destroyer
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Vader>Wolverine>Batman>Predator>Terminator>Robocop>Hellboy>Dred>Marvin
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>>681727503
forgot to say

/sarcasm
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>>681727138
oh yeah i forgot he fights only standard thugs
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>>681723690

vader's powers are more than all other 8 combined if he has full control of the force.

not really a choice to be honest...
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Nah, i'm pretty much covered
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>>681727743
she wasnt listed for a reason. Too OP
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>>681727503
Yea no, I'm sure the Death Star could stand up to fucking Superman.
>/sarcasm.
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>>681727985
yea no i'm sure superman was on the fucking list

/retarded
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Robo cop all the way
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>>681724846
So, is Superman a Mary Sue, or is there something that isn't Sue about him?
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>>681727629

all those people are pu55y shit brov
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>>681728129
The death star wasn't either.
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>>681727328
Voted for taylor
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>>681728176
This
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>>681728280
Because the deathstar is a person hurrdurr.

That's like saying you cant count batman using a batarang because batarangs arent on the list

Try to be less moronic please we are trying to discuss adult matters here.
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>>681724572
Yes even though superman could beat him over the head.

With a fucking aircraft carrier.

Hate this bat biased new age faggotry.
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>>681723690
Dredd. Why? He's cool.
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>>681726002

Yeah the Emperor is really going to equip his instrument of destruction and fear with a vulnerability that a grade school kid could exploit. Dumb ass.
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>>681728518
A batarang is on Batman's person, while the deathstar isn't on Vader's, Your comparison would make more sense if I claimed that Vader couldn't use his lightsaber.
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>>681726002
>bring emp to space
>use emp in space
>both ships are out and so is communications,
>ships drift in space endlessly
>every one dies.
yeah, emp sounds great.
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>>681726002
Anakin is strongest jedi ever. he doesnt need suit all time time, but he just cant go all the time without the suit.
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>>681728947
Batman can breath in space.
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>>681728536
Its not new ge bias people don't like Mary Sue as fuck Superman. He's a kid's wet dream for a superhero. Batman is a flawed human more relateable than an alien with all the powers and eventually made into a God like being that is Superman prime.
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>>681728795
then batman cant use any transportation, batman walks everywhere. batman looses.
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>>681728795
then batmobile or the watchtower as you previously said..
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>>681723690
Vader is the only one with what could conceivably be called supernatural powers including precognition. Fuck his lightsaber. The force is the only weapon he'd need.
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>>681729141
like is irrelevant!

The topic is who would kill who?

Face it superman would easily kill the batfag.
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>>681724775
I'm not up to date on my superheroes, but how would an EMP disable wolverine?
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How about Green Lantern Batman
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>>681729543
would be beaten by black lantern batman
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>>681729522
because he has metal up in his bonosphere and magnets are made of metal too!
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>>681729695
more like chocolate milk fury batman
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it says all other 8 will try to kill you. you seriously think you could pick vader, and he'd not just kill you immediately? it says choose wisely for a reason.
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>>681729695
which would get destroyed by the best batman
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>>681729980
>the best batman
You mean the goddamn batman?
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>>681729381

His precognition would mean fuck all against Wolverine going full berserker, considering even Wolverine doesn't know what he will do during the rage, and even Professor X and Jean Grey couldn't tell what he would do, and they're the most powerful telepaths on the planet.

Unknowable moves + already psychotic healing factor ramped up times 1000 due to berserker rage = Vader being killed quicker than you can say "MUH POWERS!!!!"
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>>681723690
yoda
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>>681729515
Point taken. My apologies for going off topic.
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Vader is the only one with any element of "magic", that makes him the winner easily. He could choke all 8 before they stepped foot on your planet.
No one can deny that.
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>>681726002

Even if an EMP would be effective, and it wouldn't, Vader would sense the attack before it took place.

Re: the EMP itself, you do realise that even we primitive humans who can't build force shields or super lasers or travel faster than light have managed to design defences against EMP's? You seriously dumb enough to think a conglomeration of hundreds or thousands of intelligent species that have perfected cybernetics to the point the Jedi can go around chopping limbs off without a social outcry somehow wouldn't have managed to make those cybernetics immune to an EMP? How retarded are you?
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>>681730167
fuck you george. fuck you right in your monkey face
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>>681730106
you mean batnigga?
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Okay, quick question: Are we assuming that all characters can only have items that would be on their person?
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>>681730324
i's not magic, it's mitochlorians.
it's what life craves.
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>>681730114
>Professor X and Jean Grey couldn't tell what he would do

Because they cannot see the future derp

Vader hacking wolverine into pieces that cannot heal.
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>>681730114

Vader's precognition has nothing to do with what his target is thinking. Wolverine could not defeat it.
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>>681730324
B-b-but Batman! D:
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>>681730397
You mean batvirgin?
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>>681730725
it sucks to be batmans house guest. im always waking up with bruises and puncture marks and i never know what time it is or where i am.
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>>681730784
yeah, batcock
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>>681730784
is he trying to be edgy going to a marvel event with batman stuff on?
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>>681730397
hey now. Batwing was no joke
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>>681731197
I clearly said batnigga.
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>>681725617
yeah but he can't swim and drowning him is quick and sure way to kill him since he drowned his own kid with the exact same powers in a fucking puddle
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>>681724159
how's he supposed to protect you if he's so far far away
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>>681731119
Found it from a Fan Expo photo "album", which is just a random comic\movie\whatever convention. So no, I think.
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>>681731466
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>>681731519
i didnt ask your fucking opinion. dont even talk to me unless you tell me what i want. my body my choice
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>>681723690
I would pick either Batman or Darth Vader. That's the safest bet. Leaning more towards Vader, but Batman is a safe bet too. Come at me.
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Vaderlol

Batman?
> needs 1 year to study his opponent, and 1 year more to train himself no time for that shit

Wolverine?
> Vader can play around with him all he wants because of metal skeleton

Terminator or RoboCop?
> electrocute till fried

he can just slice through or mind control the other ones ezpz
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In-person combat: Wolverine.

All their stuff: Shit nigga probably Darth Vader.
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>>681730954
You win this round.
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>>681731353
this
wolverine's healing wont do him any good as drowning doesn't cause injury/wounds that can be healed.
It just blocks a vital process.
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Vader. Lights aversion can easily cut through flesh and metal, so he can even permanently damage wolverine by going through his adamantium. Considering that the force is not just physical force, but can also interfere electromagnetically, an EMP cannot damage Vader, so he would have to be physically damaged. Vader also has telekinesis, so he could control combat. The force is used well below how it could be, and Vader could easily paralyze or choke his opponents while he approaches and slices through their motionless pre-corpses
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Predator's invisible. Case Closed.
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>>681723886
Batman got knocked out by Dread.
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>>681723843
No but he might frenzy and kill you. Especially if he takes damage to the old hippo campus and goes feral again.
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>>681732540
darth vader could sense his presence and powerfuck that ugly son of a bitch in the ass before he gets a chance to say hrrruuuuuuuu
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>>681724767
Batman is his own proof of quantum immortality but does not know it. On any given night their are a lot of dead batman's littering the multiverse.
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>>681732980
Can Darth Vader just magically sense the presence of random things? Wouldn't he only be able to sense Force users?
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>>681733104
no, that batman probably lives in some dairy based universe
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>>681733287
its sort of like how you can just sense pornography. and how like when someone downloads porn to their phone and the signal goes through your head you can see the porn in reverse.
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>>681725399
Is it even possible to decapitate him with his adamantium skellington?
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>>681723690
Lord Vader
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>>681732386
Agreed, I was going to say the same. He can kill wolverine by just choking him, and all the others aren't lightsaber-proof
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>>681723690
There is no right answer you will die no matter who you chose one of these guys alone can not protect you from all of the rest but if I had to chose i'd go with the terminator i feel like id last longer with him my second choice would be robocop and my third is dredd
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>>681734563
Yes, unless his spine is fused.
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>>681732540
Humans have killed predators before though, he's a good choice but I wouldn't trust my life with him if all the others were after me.
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>>681723690
i would have to go with batman, the only reason being i think he would have the highest probability of success in killing me despite any other bodyguards, therefore, my best chance of survival is removing him from the list of killers.
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>>681723690
vader
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>>681735443
If nothing else you can use the terminator to make more terminators.
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>>681731949
I wouldn't pick batman for the sole reason that he doesn't kill
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>>681732386
wolverine has been ripped in half by the hulk and had his seperate body parts thrown across the country

he survived
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>>681735952
but how tho?
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>>681736039
popularity
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>>681736039
His healing factor, it's not as fast as say Deadpool's but it's pretty good the poor guy can't even commit suicide cause he comes back every time, hell the hulk has fucking torn him apart and ate him and he still survived.
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>>681736039
Never question anything Jeph Loeb writes.
The guy is legit insane and has only delved deeper into madness
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>>681735842
Batman has killed plenty you uncultured swine. Read a fucking comic book.
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Vader.
He can sense danger, can kill people through a tv screen, as a lightsaber, can use the force, and has legions of soldier and starships at his command.

He is just absurdly powerful, and his force powers just make him broken.
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>>681736704
Was it canon or was it a what if?
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>>681736039
he wont die through normal means. im not sure if there even is a way to kill wolverine.

>>681736271
deadpools healing is from wolverine and its weaker/slower than wolverines.
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>>681736864
Batman used to kill people all the time in his very early days.
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>>681737273
And use guns
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>>681737078
deadpool's healing factor is stronger than wolverines
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>>681723690
this is fucking retarded, vader would beat all of them including wolverine because wolverine gets his ass kicked by magneto. Vader can block every shot from any of the other guys weapons and will devastate them in melee with a lightsaber.
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>>681737078
the only way wolverine has ever died was when a virus turned off his healing.
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>>681737078
anybody else remember the early days of wolverine, he got his ass beat and then he was in a coma for months, jubilee had to save his ass, because he wasn't healed enough to escape on his own.
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>>681737780
then he became super popular and now nothing can kill him
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>>681723690
i'd choose lord vader. i think the biggest threat would be predator and terminator
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>>681737780
He also got nerve pinched by Spock.
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>>681737987
vader would sense the predator and in a fight the predator is WAY, WAY to fucking slow. Terminator is ez mode with a simple force push or lift and clean cut throughs with the saber.
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>>681737524
example of his abilities height?

logan was literally eaten
chewed up
swallowed
digested
shit out
came back.
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>>681737911
He's dead right now, but all popular male superheroes at Marvel other than Peter Parker are out of commission right now.
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>>681723690
Vader wins
T-800 and Robocop will be dismantled on sight by his force powers.
Predator's invisibility is worthless since Vader has enhanced optics + force.
batman sadly doesn't have a chance.
Wolverine and Hellboy could put up a decent fight, yet Vader would push them around like ragdolls if he so wishes.
nothing beats long range choking + lightsaber + fucking force powers
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>>681738264
Deadpool has been melted and came back, and it wasn't an else world story like Old Man Logan
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>>681723690
Terminator has never failed to protect his assigned ward. All the others have either lost someone close to them or they only kill.

I'll go with the track record of protection and pick Terminator, ironically.
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>>681738432
batman doesnt have a chance
batman would stand the best chance hes got a plan for everything.

even if he dresses like a woman to seduce vader, have sex with vader, reveal his penis and that vader is not a faggot and he would an hero.

batman always wins
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>>681738264
deadpool can regenerate from a single living cell, I don't think logan is that good
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>>681738794
Didn't Wolverine do it from a single spec of blood?
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>>681738264
Deadpool has been cut up and fed to lions and he still came back, I think that's when the punisher finally gave up on trying to kill him
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>>681738978
I think that only worked because his blood fell on a magic gem.
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>>681738978
nah that was his powers amplified, which means he would have been dead without it.
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>>681739558
Or it would have just taken longer. But technically a drop of blood is a bunch of cells, so it's not even that ridiculous in context.
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Why isn't deadpool an option?
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>>681738476
yeah but considering that his powers were weaker and that its just an old version of him i felt it would be a safe assumption that he could do either normally.
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>>681741089
Because he'd kill you for fun.
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>>681741089

>why isn't X an option

Because he isn't. Deadpool isn't that great anyway.
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>>681741130
But it's not canon to Wolverine. It doesn't take place in 616.
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>>681723690
Either Batman because his writers will always Deus Ex Machina his way to victory, or Darth Vader because he could just FTL travel you somewhere the others couldn't get you.
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>>681741508
doesnt change that this is a weaker version of wolverine.
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>>681741234
Yeah but that was mercenary deadpool now he's the silly le random super hero that kills people but its ok because he's funny type character
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>>681725617
so is deadpool.
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I AM THE LAW!
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>>681742887
D you think Marvel writes him that way because the movie was better then pretty much every epic maymay-inspired comic they've written in the past few years?
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>>681725587
fucking checked m8
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>>681730353
its shit like this that ruins comics heros and religions. "he can sense everything coming so he cant be beat. somehow gets beat.
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>>681724572
If Superman wanted to kill Batman, he could easily give Batman a lobotomy. In today's pop culture world, Superman is really undermined as a character and a superhero.
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Fucking Darth Vader are you fucking kidding me. He has a fucking weapon literally made of plasma, and can also choke anyone from any distance by simply waving his fucking hand at them and they can't fight back because there is nothing they could even do to fight back. The only way to break free of the force is to use the force, which none of the others have. Darth would win no question.
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Bucky because he killed Tony's parents back in 1991.
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>>681723690
Batman if plot armor activates

Darth Vader or Predator otherwise, any other choice is asking for death
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