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The real loser is the one who actually took their time to make this shitty bingo
Showering daily is bad for your skin.
Unless you live in a tropical climate or get really sweaty and dirty every day, shower every 2 of 3 days
pretty much a fucking normie
>>681660341
I must have shit skin cause some days I shower twice daily
>>681660711
Waste of water as well
Unfortunately I am not deluded and believe sex is important. Otherwise, BINGO
oh god.... i am a normie
--------- /b/ is going to love this. 28.4.16 Day op was not a fag http://expirebox.com/download/8ff52e0d5c5058f688099956ccbd0c2e.html <3
>>681661015
Good thing I live in freedomland where water grows on trees.
I think I win. Literally a fucking normie
Who even doesn't listen to a bit of metal every now and then? I'm not going to throw a whole genre out the window just because of the mostly retarded fanbase. Plus what about 80's glam metal etc? Kickstart My Heart is pure HYPE
Normie here
this shit doesnt account for being a trans degen fucktoy tbh
>>681661667
>no image
huuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
close but not quite
>>681658385
I lost my job, my girlfriend and my cat within the same week. I think I was allowed some time alone. Also, many people tell me I come across as intelligent.
>>681661362
You have at least one in every column. You're not a normie by OPs definition. Never played bingo?
Lol clubbing is for faggots
Let's spend $10 a drink to not hear each other talk
But I guess the don't play nigger music at good bars so have fun in your monkey pit
I win faggots
I'd like to hear an argument why anyone interested in fashion wouldn't be in fact a fucking loser.
>>681662100
>>681661724
>>681661667
Amended. I missed that one. Went through a few months of severe depression after my dad tried to top himself because I was hanging around with his mrs' 16 year old daughter. Had a week off work in that time just spent it smoking weed and watching movies
We are one.
Shit.
>believes
A good majority of Normal people watch adult cartoons.
Ignoring the fact that we live in a world of archer, South Park futurama readily available at the tv.
Not to mention all the classics on Hulu and Netflix.
So yeah suck my dick.
I know a lot of people who watch more than one adult cartoon.
OP what are you that ultra conservative southern dad in his sixties who sees his son watches South Park has no clue what it is only that it's a cartoon, and you shouldn't like cartoons cause cartoons are for kids.
While soda isn't necessarily healthy for you by any means I don't like coffee, I never have. I fancy a nice cup of teas here and there but tea doesn't compliment steak, pasta, chicken, etc.
Also I like my tea sweet, like to a unhealthy degree.
Like your whole weeks recommendation of sugar in one tea cup, because of this soda is healthier for me.
I thought only fags and girls care about fashion.
I don't watch runway models, I wear nice clothes, and I buy clothes that match. But I wouldn't rank it as really caring that much.
Nowadays bitches love dudes that go out of the norm, to be dressed in clashing colors mismatched socks etc.
I am intelligent.
Some metal and its genres are great I love early Metallica, guns and roses, and def leppard.
It's not my favorite type of music to listen to.
Metal is more manly than screamo, Emo, scene, and pig squeal.
In closing while some of the things in this list are definitive loser bingo staples you just threw in some things you know you don't do so you can prevent yourself from achieving loser bingo on the loser bingo you created.
Also go take your dated philosophies elsewhere you assholeish cunt you clearly have little to no grasp of that current 18 to 35 demographic in the year 2016.
>>681658385
So close
Hey, at least I'm not a wanker who saves black and white pictures as .jpgs.
>>681662827
>you just threw in some things you know you don't do so you can prevent yourself from achieving loser bingo on the loser bingo you created
true
i almost hit every square
>>681662435
I guess it depends on how interested in fashion one is.
extremes are bad. but it's generally a good idea to care about what you wear.
>>681662100
Are you retarded? It's only bingo if you fill a whole line or column
>>681660361
>is a virgin
>either doesn't live with parents or is under 18
b& m8
Huh, i didn't realise im that bad.
the only ones i'm ashamed of are:
>still lives with parents at 20 yrs
>does not own a car
I'm not as pathetic as I though.
>>681662827
Pretty much this
Try to greentext next time
>>681663180
implying you can't live with your parents, be older than 18, and also be a virgin?
god damn, i'm pretty boring
>>681662570
Depression and isolation has afflicted a distressingly large portion of every single western country. Not surprising at all that there are many here that have avoided people for a mere four days.
>>681663075
Hmm, it would appear I stand partially corrected. There doesn't seem to be all that much agreement on the rules of Bingo. Thank you for making me look that up.
>>681661015
Everyday I sit in my bathroom and run the shower for sometimes up to 3 hours just because I like the sound. How does that make you feel?
>>681663051
>fills in every one that would NOT make him lose in any direction
hmmm, I feel some trickery is going on
that said, I barely escaped as well
>>681663224
In my defence, I'm 19 and almost moved out but i lost my job that same week. (Got another job though so I'm too pathetic)
And i had wore a trench coat once because it was raining and i couldn't find an umbrella.
>>681658385
Guess I'm a loser
Did i win?
>>681663996
so why don't we kill you?
>>681663497
it was a bait
>>681664045
no
the only way to win the game is to not play.
>no bingo
bonus info: Last time I even touched a girl in a romantic/sexual way was summer 2006 so almost 10 years ago
>>681664069
Cause I'm gonna be a PhD candidate in a few months and actually do something useful
somehow I'm a normie
Threads like these are just another reminder that I should probably just kill myself.
>>681664351
>"wins" 4chan loser bingo
>PhD candidate
suuuuure you are
>>681663782
He didn't escape, check the 4th vertical row.
i got bored so might as well fill this out
even though i didnt get a bingo i feel like i filled out a lot
>>681664566
Look at my card, nothing that wouldn't make sense for someone who doesn't really do anything but study and browse webs.
In my defense
Not interested in fashion but wearing a suit for work
Doesn't own a car but have full access to my gf's car (So, have a gf)
Ever watched anime - Srsly never watched dragon ball or saint seiya as a kid?
Handheld in public - Trains are boring.
American cartoons - I blame you, Rick and Morty!!!
Cargo shorts - Comfortable in summer, never with flames, skulls or autistic designs. Only plain cargo shorts.
>>681664569
whoops, completely missed that. I need an eye exam anyway, my >glasses are scratched to all hell
>>681664596
bottom left to top right is bingo fuckface
You're just gonna have to trust me that I'm not 11
>>681658385
I was trying to think back to when a non family member hugged me last. I knew it had happened at some point, I just couldn't remember when. First thing that popped up was when I last met my ex girlfriend three months ago, the smell of her lavender shampoo filling my mind with nostalgia.
Can't say the thought felt good, not having received a non familial hug in months. Was I really that pathetic? Then the thought struck me. My co-worker, who always hugs me in the morning. She would loosen her grip after a few seconds, then tighten it again, pressing her large chest against me. This morning was more passionate still, I felt her breath on my ear as she sighed happily. It seems taking two days off to celebrate my birthday was enough to make her miss me. How could I have forgotten that?
I need to find another job. I won't date a co-worker so I need to find another job. Drunken kisses at random events are not enough.
>>681658385
Shitty bait, maybe half of these have anything to do with being a loser.
>>681662827
Tldr
>>681664798
You have a point
Am I a normie?
How bad is it from 1 to 10?
is there still hope?
>>681658385
do i win?
>>681666647
Buy a car, get a fashion sense, then get laid/10
>ITT: everyone pretends to almost lose and then fishes for attention
R8 me
>>681666970
this isn't tumblr
>>681666812
thanks anon
but i think the problem is that i am a fucking psychopath, i think i i would have a gf i would someday kill and hide her.
What to do?
transform to ted bundy 2.0?
>>681658385
Guess im pretty normal
loser/10
>>681667443
If you cure the fashion bit you might cure the virginity and date bit in the same go. Most of the time you can get laid by looking good and standing around in the smoking area of nightclubs.
could be worse
The biggest loser is the faggot that has to make a thread like this because he has literally nothing else to do with his time.
>>681667107
Plenty of psychopaths live relatively normal lives.
Just don't murder the bitch
And if you do don't get caught.
>>681668376
i will choose the 2nd option :) thanks anon
The term ever in these is a poor choice
>if you watched pokemon a single time when you where 6 years old you are tainted FOREVER!
>>681668755
Oh fuck wrong photo
How do you unemployed carless people not live with your perents?
>>681669326
What if your parents died and left you a ton of inheritance?
>>681663325
Employed and no car. If it works it works I guess.
>>681669326
I can imagine social welfare helps. They could also be living with friends. Also many European countries (read: everywhere but the Democratic Peoples Republic of Ireland) have good enough public transport that you don't need public transport.
I did bad
God damnit off by one
>>681658385
>doesn't enjoy clubbing
>loser
sorry for having opinions and not liking sweat saunas with blaring shitty music and fat chicks everywhere
Well, it coulda been much worse
>>681669988
loser
>>681658385
Well shit son, guess I'd best go an hero. No lines but HOLY SHEEET
>>681669724
Not him but it takes me 10 minutes to walk to work
>>681669988
clubs suck,
>drink, do stupid stuff, get aids/a hoe pregnant, >next day headache
>WHYTHEFUCK/10???
I'm wearing cargo shorts right now.
>>681658385
Here you go OP
>ever watched anime
Nigger who the fuck never watched dragon ball on tv as a kid?
>>681658385
>videogames related action figures
>implying a legal adult owning children's toys is fine as long as they aren't about videogames
>loser detected
>>681670560
loser
>>681669766
>good enough public transport that you don't need public transport.
This is bullshit people who don't own cars tell themselves so they don't have to face the fact that the only real reason they don't is because they're pathetic failures and can't afford them.
I'm Italian, I live in a city with pretty good public transport, but still going somewhere by bus takes at least twice the time it takes by car.
The only exception is the metro (subway), which takes about the same depending on traffic conditions, but covers an extremely limited area of the city.
It also means if you get stuck somewhere (have to work late, or you're at a friend's house enjoying yourself and it ends up being 1AM) you can still get home in the same time, whereas with public transport you're either gonna wait forever, or have to go on foot altogether.
I used to tell myself the same lie, until I got a decent job and bought a car.
My car is singlehandedly THE most important factor in my quality of life after my job.
Much more important than the house or anything else.
>>681670366
>control yourself and enjoy dancing
>meet people
>enjoy physical contact
Yeah turns out how much you drink and who you fuck are actually choices. It's actually illegal to force other people to drink or have sex.
Age 19...
I have very low self esteem. I have no confidence. Help me get laid.
>>681658385
>I like some metal bands
>clubs in my area suck
so I think it's reasonable
Do I win something now? Like a better life?
Meh
Bingo faggots
Seems like this chart was made by a female who dislikes males and wants to degrade them without their knowledge. Only women care about any of0 these things.
Normalfag
>>681671267
>Because of the numerous lanes reserved exclusively for public transport
We have those too. However:
The bus has to stop every 250m, drives around at 50-60km/h tops, and has to stick to the main road.
Meanwhile I can take every sort of shortcut, I never have to stop (unless sometimes at red lights) and I can easily do over 100 for significant stretches of road.
If I have to cross the entire city, I can crisscross around the most congested areas and join the free "tangenziale" (a motorway that circles most of the city) right after the most congested stretch, and from there on I can do 140-170 depending on the traffic.
The result? Getting to workplace 1 (less than 13km) by bus takes 70 minutes. By car, it takes 25.
Getting to workplace 2 (around 25km, but in a very inaccessible place) via bus + the entire metro (which is very fast) + another bus takes 65 minutes.
However, the second bus is privately operated by the company and only passes once every hour, so if you miss it you're screwed. That means having to get there at least 10 minutes early, so the real time is 75 minutes.
By car, it still takes 25 minutes because I can use the tangenziale.
This means my car saves me 30 minutes of commuting each way. One hour per day, 250 hours in a year.
One hour of my time is worth 10€ after taxes. 250 hours = 2500€.
After insurance, maintenance and fuel the car costs me about 1500€. That's 1000€ saved right there.
There is no way a bus can beat a car on long distances.
Honestly it just sounds like your private traffic infrastructure sucks, rather than it being the buses which are good.
>>681658385
Good thing I'm a skinny fuck.
>>681672684
DING DING DING DING DING
>>681658385
>not watching american cartoons
>not watching anime
>goes on 4chan a cartoon and anime based website
pants on the head retard.
I listen to metal, big whoop like that's bad.
clubbing and fashion is just shit.
A car is to expensive with my budget.
I live with my sick mom and pay with her the rent because it befit us both.
I start to shake from caffeine and tea is leaf jizz.
A guy got have to do something in the bus when travelling for an hour to get to his work.
fuck the outside. just fuck it.
What the fuck is wrong with cargo shorts?
What the fuck is wrong with being fat?
Got to keep up with the mmo.
fucking normies and summer fags.
>>681673426
oh my...
>>681672963
>The bus has to stop every 250m
No, sounds like your public transport sucks. There should be several buses servicing that line, a bus shouldn't have to stop every two hundred and fifty metres. If a 25 minute drive turns into a 70 minute bus trip there is something seriously and very obviously wrong with your public transport system.
>However, the second bus is privately operated by the company and only passes once every hour, so if you miss it you're screwed. That means having to get there at least 10 minutes early, so the real time is 75 minutes.
Mental note, Italian public transport really, REALLY sucks balls and they are incapable of understanding that good public transport systems exist.
While I partially agree that roads here are not great for private vehicles, I'd hardly say it's bad. Sacrificing general traffic lanes for bus and so called +2 lanes is a very logical decision as it cuts down on overall traffic.
>>681658385
>listens to metal, video game music, or no music at all
>is not interested in fashion
>ever watched anime
>prefers soda over coffee and tea
>ever played his handheld in public
>believes he's intelligent
Pic related is OP's dream
So what's wrong with cargo shorts?
>>681663721
Makes me feel nothing, your water bill you idiot
The closest I can get without getting a BINGO pretty much.
Time for suicide, I guess.
>>681658385
Let's see...
VVXXV
XVXVV
VVXXX
XVXXV
XVVXV
No bingo here
>>681671974
You're lying
not bad considering i have aspergers lol
i am basic af.
>>681665806
OP is fag.
>>681662287
That's why I go to underground raves.
Well, I guess it's about time to end my life fam.
ORIGINALKEK
I almost feel like a chad around you guys
>>681680070
dude i wish there were underground raves where i am
>>681658385
Holy shit, just by the skin of my teeth, it's like my life was engineered to avoid failing this bingo.
so whattja think b?
>>681658385
This chart is pretty unforgiving for things you've "ever" done. Surely a loser can make something of himself or a not-loser can make a mistake without ruining his status?
_ _ X X X
X _ _ + _
_ _ X X _
_ X X _ _
+ _ _ _ _
The +s are for
+ I'm self-employed, developing websites and software.
+ I'm not fat, but I am slightly over weight (BMI slightly over 25, being 6'4").
Also I've not deluded myself that sex is not important. It really isn't. I've left the dating scene a while back dating two chicks at the same time. Got bored and moved on.
No shower daily: it's unhealthy and unnecessary. Every other day is fine/better
![me[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8455nbv.jpg "me[1]")
