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R8
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>>681602774

Absolutely love it
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>>681602774
I can tell you need to lose some weight, if you do you'll look bigger, also shave 5/10
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>>681603724
I'm covered in hair, top to bottom. I'd look weird if I shaved. You're right about the weight issue though.
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>>681602774
urgh/10
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>>681604470
Nigga lose weight.
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>>681604470

Jesus, do you not have any shame?
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>>681605024
I know I need to.
>>681605434
This is /b/ why would I care about shame? These pics are going to be gone when the thread dies.
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>>681605915

The pics will be gone, but you will still exist in your current form. My point is, don't you feel embarrassed? Don't you want to change?
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>>681602774
more? does your forskin pull back?
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>>681606071
This
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>>681606033
Oh. Yes, I do. I just don't have the motivation to.

>>681606071
I can pull it back a little bit, yes.
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>>681602774
Man that's that's worst foreskin I've seen on a cock
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>>681602774
>>681604470
MTF or FTM?
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>>681607316
FFM
Fat fucking man.
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>>681602774
looks like mine
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>>681605915
i admire your way of thinking
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>>681607571
Thanks :) Now look upon my cock with some of my fat pushed back.
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>>681608324
nice moar?
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If interested I'll post my cock too
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>>681608699
>e]
pls do
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Here's me
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>>681606998
http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-cure-phimosis.html

http://www.network54.com/Forum/244184/thread/1301696444/The+way+I'm+stretching+to+cure+my+phimosis%3F
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>>681608371
You bet, same from different angle.
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>>681608914
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>>681609033
Honestly my phimosis hasn't been an issue. Think of it this way: Would you fuck me? Neither would anyone else.
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>>681609999
Waste of quads
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>>681609999
As long as it's not a problem for you that's great. I just wanted to show that it can be solved by just manually stretching, and that circumcision (which is commonly advocated by doctors to 'cure' phimosis) is never necessary.
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>>681610812
I really do appreciate that. Maybe when I get down farther in weight I'll try it. For now I've bookmarked those sites.
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>>681611025
Best of luck in accomplishing your goals. I was circumcised at birth, so you're already better off than me.
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>>681611025
Also, look out for paraphimosis. Make sure that if you retract the foreskin while flaccid, you don't get an erection if the aperture is too small. This would cause the foreskin to be stuck behind the glands and the glands would not be able to drain of blood. It is dangerous.
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Trimmed myself a little since last time. Thoughts?
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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
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>>681602774
Is this you OP? If so, please post more
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>>681614647
Yeah that's me. What do you want to see?
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>>681615019
Your ass. Spread if possible.
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>>681615262
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>>681615262
Ok, here you go.

>>681615477
Ha, ha, ha, YES!
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>>681609014
Asomee!
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>>681615625
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
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>>681615625
Fantastic. Would just love more pic of your body. Anything would be great.
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R8
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>>681615816
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>>681615625
Wtf that's nasty dudee
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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
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>>681606998
bad case of phimosis, you could get gangrene, go to the doctor
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HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU

YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
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rate my cock /b/
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>>681615625
How about a with you pushing your tits together.
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>>681616384
10/10 would like more
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>>681616704
here anon
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They croosed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.

But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.

From their lips they uttered one last phrase.

Desu.
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>>681616053
Being a Japanese word the u on the end of desu is pronounced very lightly, almost silent. It's completely knocked off if there is a work next to it, such as in the phrase "It is a good morning". Romanized as "Sore wa yoi asadesu" but pronounced "Sore-ayy yo-ee asa dess"
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Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
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>>681606998
Jesus christ, how pathetic. Small-dicked, phimotic guys like you are only good for girls into femdom and humiliation.
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>>681617127
Your mum seem to disagree, mate.
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>>681616808
Would like some more maybe exchange emails or kiks
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>>681617339
i dont post emails or kiks
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>>681617425 tru dat ,therickeffect
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>>681602774

your dick is the same size as mine i want to suck yours <3
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>>681602774
lol/10
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>>681602774
My dick looks pretty similar. Also have phimosis, although I've stretched to the point where I can get it all the way back easily when soft.
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>>681617207
Don't get me wrong, I am that kind of fucked up person. Hell, if you weren't a /b/tard I'd maybe be interested in you, even. It's just, don't you realize people like me are a fucked up exception and barely anyone will find that dick cute?
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>>681609143
>>681608324
Those prominent Fordyce spots on the foreskin are pretty off-putting
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>>681618137
This meinu gets it desu.
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>>681618137
I'm sorry about my rudeness. Yes I do realize that, but it stopped really bothering me about 8 or 9 years ago. I've given up hope that I'll ever get a girl, crazy, sane, or otherwise. After I gave up hope I came to terms with it, and now here I am, 29 years old, over 380lbs, posting my small, phimotic dick on /b/.
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Just fucking murder a random Mexican today, put him out of his fucking wretched misery. One that looks like a fucking faggot, and has a mini child rape tier fucking brown ass fucking dirtbag whore girlfriend. But make sure you do it right like kidnap him, take him out somewhere and muzzle him up like a sick dog he is, tie him up and just start gutting him alive, that's one of my favorite. Or get creative and start with the balls, idk this is the unique to each person part. Look at the scumbag piece of shit in the eyes while you have him dominated tied up to a tree in the last moments in his life, and decide what the queer deserves. But stop jacking off to underage girls in your mom's basement OP, it's this puke stain's birthday now, tonight, tonight is the night, and you've got work to do OP. I'm not kidding, stop being a faggot OP and do the world and gene pool some fucking good for once today. Start planning now...
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>>681618445
Got any more pics?
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>>681618445
You got some issues 681618445, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little

But 681618445 why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you

Love from,
              ~
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>>681618668
I can take more. How do you want them?
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>>681618780
Surprise me. All angles and body parts welcome, except feet. Dont really care for feet.
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>>681618899
Actually, can you lay on your side with one leg in the air.
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>>681604470
im upset that i look like almost exactly like this but my dick skin pulls back and i dont
have sub-tits
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>>681619190
>>681615625
nevermind im no where near that fat
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>>681618899
That's good, I can't see them most of the time anyway.
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>>681618993
Sure, just a sec.
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>>681618993
I was trying to get a good shot but I give up, I'm not doing any more reshoots of THAT. This is the best I can do.
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>>681602774
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
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>>681620167
Mmm thats perfect.
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>>681620167
Aren't you that one dude that's 30 something and still lives @ home?
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>>681620445
Glad you like it because it was a pain in the butt to set up.

>>681620591
29, and I hope everyone lives at home. If you mean with my parents, yes.
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>>681620167
That's a mobile home, isn't it?
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>>681620767
Yeah, it's a trailer house. I'm trailer trash.
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>>681620935

And yes, before anyone asks, like all southern trailer trash I do work at Wal-Mart.
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>>681620935
Have you always had a humiliation fetish, or did it only form after years of constant loneliness and zero validation?
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>>681620935
>>681621092
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>>681621115
I don't even know if it's a fetish, I'm just so used to being ashamed of who and what I am it's kinda part of me. But yes, I'm sure it stems from that.
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>>681605915
>These pics are going to be gone when the thread dies
Multiple archive sites exist. These pics will be online forever
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>>681621529
Que sera, sera.
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Well, I'm going to bed. Anyone want to still talk or have me send them pics my kik is Anon_yamos

http://kik.me/anon_yamos
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>>681621323
dont bs how much do you weigh man
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>>681622360
No bull? Probably around 400 lbs. 181 Kilos. I haven't used a scale in a long time. Most digital scales don't register me, they say "one at a time."
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>>681622360
>>681622566
LOL you are all pathetic. I have and have always had my shit together, packed neatly and tightly in a small locked chest. I know for a fact that Iv'e had at least 3 times more pussy than you. I can bench 280 lbs, and squat 550 AND I'm a pro at jiu jitsu. I'd beat you all to a pulp then drink you like oj. And my dick is, well lets just say im the reason your girl has a loose pussy. I wreck a pussy in one fucking and I discard the leftover meat and go find the next girl. But on second thought none of you would have a chance with any of the girls I've plowed. 10s only fuck 10s that's why. Also I'm juggling more friendships than noodles in your soup because I'm honestly hilarious. Oh, and people laugh with me, not at me like you pathetic losers. Also how many unread txt messages are on your phone rn? Mine has 36 just from the past few hours. I don't have to reply because I couldn't do anything to lose a friend. That's right, I'm just that likable. Oh, and did I mention Iv'e taken multiple intelligence tests and am a certifiable genius. Like do you even know how electromagneticism really works LOL? Ya didn't think so you autismo. So please don't respond, hell don't even read this comment you swine, because you just don't have what it takes to even comprehend how dope I am. peace out
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>>681622566
I'm about 100 lbs less than you but i feel bigger than that sometimes, you may like the shame or what have you but for most of us fat guys we're all tired of the stares,the laughing, and talking behind our backs. no matter what we say we're all ashamed and even if we loose the weight we are dead on the inside. rest easy /b/
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>>681623187
Speaking from experience, losing weight for men is dead easy. No more sodas, only water. Cut yourself down to something like 1500-2k calories per day. and fill the calories with GOOD food, no junk food @ all. Good vegetables and protein. You shouldn't even need to exercise that much. I didn't, lost 60+ lbs ~5 months. I was still sitting at the computer all day too.
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add me on instagram aj42088 if you want dick pictures, I take requests \
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>>681623550
I got an easy solution.
Post more desu.
You lose want for food.
Post till you die of deep vein thrombosis.
I've maintained 110kgs. when I was working as a boilermaker (heavy metal fabricator) I was 100kgs.
To maintain muscle just flex. flex often, it's like you are lifting.
I can still bench 90kg.
Also watch your posture. and drink plenty of water.
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>>681623550
ok im going to put this out there im 19 live on my own with a roommate im 6' weigh 300lbs like on the nose. i do lots of farm work and work with live stock and have no food in my house other than canned food for when i buy like a steak and want to make it with like corn or some bs. i pretty much don't eat, i drink a fuck ton of water because soda gives me intense pains in my chest. i work as a cook at a bar and thats the only means of food because i dont want to buy it. no what i ate yesterday? nothing no what i ate day before? piece of whole grain bread with a half slice of cheddar cheese like a fold over sandwich. i have maybe 3 full meals a month. this has been going on pretty much that way since i was 17 i dont understand why the weight isnt going anywhere the doctors had me write down how much i eat and when i get hungry through out the day and they thought i was fucking with them when i showed them what i ate the week they had me do it. i tell my roommate yells at me when she asked what i ate that day which is usually nothing. ive lost 20lbs in three years and its complete horse shit.
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Am I too late for the R8?
Me flaccid. For now...
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Gahd
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What does /b/ think?
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>>681626213
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>>681602774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQ1LSE70t4
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>>681625614
>flaccid
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>>681617425
Any ass for us?
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>>681603724
5? what the fuck is a 1 to you?
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>>681627595
rating relativ to your own dick
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