Buying girlfriends on runescape

This thread is cancer in every aspect.

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>>681370989
kek

>>681370456
im addicted to this since i whas born
getthelube.com

Got my dick sucked by a 12 year old but never finished cuz we were scared her parents were coming up the stairs. Other than that just making out.

Some grinding and maybe some kissing cant really remember in other words i didnt have one, still dont

>>681370456
Fingering and bjs. I discovered WoW not long after so my sex life halted till i was 15-16.

The same as now.

>>681372421
this

>>681372926
handjob 5 times a day?

>>681370456

My left hand and I were getting along quite well, thanks for asking, with a little help from a porn catalog I got mailed by accident.

>>681373449
eh, more like once, but i guess at least that's more than back then

Gay experimentation sex. It was pretty great tbqh.

He ended up being straight kek

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>>681374039
The vacuum was awesome
Just sucked the cum right out

I even don't know what sex is

>>681373947
this, except it was when my friend was 11 and I was 12 I'm straight now tho, but I won't forget that lol

>>681370456
I had none. I walked to the other end of town to buy porn mags from this asian store that had *everything*: Color climax, transexual climax, teenyland, teenage sex, Private,Mayfair, Men's World, and all the others. I'd spend about 200 euros on porn mags a month - Then I would walk a different route through the industrial area back and often stop and jack off behind a closed up workshop for three or four times before sneaking in through the window. Sometimes I got riddled with guilt and threw all the expensive porn away. Then I'd walk to the front of the church next sunday and ask God to deliver me from the evils of masturbating.

It ended with me, feeling like the world's greatest shit and believing that I was truly worthless and beyond divine help, aggressively groping girls in the mosh pit at a King's X concert. I would have raped someone in the mosh pit if security didn't pick me out of the crowd.

My youth pastor tried to "help me turn my life around" and gave me counceling while also channeling me into working with the special needs choir(yes my church had a lot of activities aimed at retards in the community). I ended up jacking off a boy and fondling a girl's breasts and making her stay naked around me.

I am no longer a christian, and I do *proper* therapy with a psychologist now. My days as a danger to society is over, but I still feel guilty...I should have been caught, I should have been punished, I should have gotten a chance to pay the price of my crimes...now all I can do is not do it again.

>>681374405
literally didnt ejaculate until i was 16-17, 26 now can almost beard

Um I fucked my friends super hot 7th grade girlfriend. no shame.

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>>681370456
better than now

>fml

the closest i had ever gotten to sex was seeing my friend's vagina once, and some grinding, that's about it.

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>>681370456

Found out that I was a degenerate faggot when I was getting changed for P.E (Gym class for you yanks) and all the sweaty girls around me just drove me insane

Went home and flicked myself off for a while. Felt good

Kind of sucked that I wasn't a straight faggot but a gay faggot but oh well. Straggots

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>>681370456
>be 13, start jerking it for the first time
>feel like a faggot, don't know about this
>after the 3rd or 4th time i forgot i was a faggot
>beats humping the bed or the floor and getting a tummy ache afterwards

>>681370456
A friendly prostitute named Margot who had a heart of gold

>>681370456
Lost my virginity the year before with a much older girl. Didn't fuck again until I was about 16, but I got my dick touched once when I was 13.

>>681377416

Father Kelly doesn't count Patrick

>>681370989
>>Thread

>>681370456
Jerked off everyday. Was squeezing neighborhood girl's tits. She was 15 and her tits were to die for. Still can see them tits when i think about them.

Lost my virginity at a six flags field trip

>>681377756
The fuck is this shit?

>>681370456
13 ? Same as with 31 *ba-dum-tsss*

Yeah, I'm planning to marry my hand.
We both already changed our handbook status and that got us 5 likes.

Also I'm kinda interested in another hand I'm seeing daily but I think I've made the right choice for life.

Much furious masturbation over the lingerie in Kays Catalogue and pictures of Kylie Minogue, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany in Smash Hits.

>>681378276
Six Flags and you got laid sounds like a good day to me

>>681370456
raped by my cousin she was 15 it started when I was about 8 she was 2 years older.

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>>681381060

Yea... ok

>be me 12 years old
>hanging out with my friend who i have known since 1st grade
>playing gta san andreas on my ps2 that i just got
>he is sitting on top of my big ass chair
>slides down and sits on my lap
>start to get erect
>ohshit.jpg he noticed
Continue?

>>681381238

eh, go on then

finding porn on shitty 4chan threads.

>>681381060
Story?

besides the porn and inventivd fapping since i was 8 (schoo
puberty unit is a slippery slope), looking at girls asses and tits and snipping off pieces of their hair

>>681381238
Yes

>>681381238
>He started to get hard also
>idk what the fuck is gonna happen
>he gets off my lap and looks at my dick
>gets back onto the back of the chair like nothing happened
>just as i rub my eyes from not blinking i feel something on my dick
>wtf.gif
>look down and see his feet rubbing up and down on my dick
>look and see his dick twitching
>go onto the bed
Continue or nah

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>>681370456
Behold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g#t=28s

>>681382016
>

Just get to the dick sucking already

>>681382016
Keep it going

nonexistent, and it still is 7 years later

>>681382018
this was one of the best movies created. The actors were chosen perfectly too.

>>681371601
12 year olds dont do that kind of thing, so thats bullshit.

>>681370456
Non existant.

I started jerking off at 16. Since then I've tocuhed/sucked boobs, madeout, etc everything but touching, eating out, or fucking pussy.

Did I mention I went to a private school from 6th-8th grade?

>>681377863
how would you manage to get away with groping her? did she let you do it?

>>681381227
Like I care if some random neckbeard believes me
>>681381445
Nothing really to tell no super awesome stories.

>Be 8, getting erections because i'm 8 and male
>Cousin comes over often plays on megadrive with me etc
>come up with a game where i'll play and she'll try to distract me when I lose it's her turn to play.
>playing Sonic 2 shes doing pretty tame things like tickling me a little etc
>sneaks up behind me and jabs her fingers into my ribs, I lose
>she's playing for a while ends up losing a life
>I play again this time she begind squeezing my thighs
>Feels wierd.jpg
>this kind of game goes on for weeks whenever she came over.
>eventually she adds the rule that during her turns I have to copy what she did to me
>starts out tame tickling etc
>get to the thigh touching
>eventually she begins squeezing my dick
>I freak and lose her turn I wtf.jpg really confused
>she talks me through fingering her
>clumsy as fuck
>shit only happened once in a while.

Not typed up btw

>>681370456
it essentially consisted of making holes in plush toys, and fucking them. I'm not even a furry, wtf uh?

>>681382542

> Not typed up

Then how did you write all of that?

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>>681382381
They do these days because the internet makes dirty details so easy to find discreetly.

>be me 10-11 years old
>My best friend show me porn
>Got an erection, but did not know what to do
>next sleep over, watching porn again.
>He show me how to jerk it off
>most amazing feeling ever
>tells me a way i can make the feeling better
>tell me to get undressed
>Starts fingering each others buttholes
>jerking, fingering and sucking each other of every sleep over for about 1 year
>getting older, realising it is gay as fuck
>Stops hanging out with him because i think he is turning me gay
> me 14 years old ->finds out he is gay
>eveyone in school knows it now
>they think i am gay to
>starts bulling him because i am afraid of what people think
>he tries to commit suicide, but survives and move to another school
>me 19 year old, still feels guilty and sad when i think about him.
>but atleast im not gay kek

>>681382966
to hell with that gayfag!

>>681370456
>/b/ What was your sex life when you was 13?
>when you was 13?
>when you was

It was definitely better than your grammar.

>>681382421
Yes. She was fun. Only had to ask. Wish i would of been smart enough to ask her to jerk me off or suck me but was happy playing with tits at the time.

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>>681382966

You need a new friend now

Had semi-retarded friend (not diagnosed but obvious). Would "wrestle with him" which mostly entailed 20 minutes of dry humping while he giggled, completely oblivious to what was going on.

>>681382966
How are you not gay? you sucked, and fingered a guy's asshole.

>>681382381
Lol maybe not you, permavirgin

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>>681370456
my sex life was good between 13-16. Haven't got laid or even been in a relationship since

>26 now and just realized it's been 10 years
>mfw

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>>681383530
Little boys don't count as men.

>>681375897
You're a lesbian?

>>681382696
Sorry pre-typed then
>>681382542
>Be 9 used to the whole games thing evolved to playstation now
>be off school because i'm not well dad sends me to his sisters for the day with sis since he and mom had plans.
>I feel tired as fuck so go to sleep in my cousins room
>wake up to a strange but familier feeling groggy and ready to vomit look down
>notice tv's on and cousin has her hand under the covers jerking me off
>try to push away, I liked it but still felt wierd and wrong
>she tells me to keep quiet as she ducks under the covers
>feel something wet around my cock
>new and really wierd so freak a little
>accidentily hit her in the face with my thigh since she had ducked under the side
>she pulls back ends up dry humping me while telling me how stupid I am.

>Be 10
>Used to the blow jobs and hand jobs now
>now I know it's wrong and what she's doing isn't right
>my view of sexual relations is squewed as fuck thanks to her
>most times when I get horny all I think about was her
>by that time it was never full sex most was oral
>eventually she invites one of her younger friends over
>friend is about my age
>cousin and friend talking i'm playing on my gameboy at the time recently had Pokemon Red
>cousin ends up getting me to finger her friend while she watches
>know it's wrong but fuck if it didn't feel good
>she cums after a while and thngs go back to normal i'm horny as fuck cousin and her friend act like nothing happened.

>>681383700
Could be worse. I've also been on 4chan for 10 years.

>>681375295
I had relations with a boy like you had a horomone issue, struggled to grow pubic hair.

I have some key momments. At age 8, when I saw porn for the first time, I sucked on amates penis, that pissed in my mouth. He returned. Of course, we didn't hit pubity back then. When I was 13 and started liking girls, I had a handjob and did some dry humping. She wouldn't let me touch her pussy. A week later, though we had a sleep over and when she was asleep, without the duvet on top, in shorts and a shirt, I saw, felt (gently), and smelt pussy. I love the smell. Hell, I even snapped low-quality pics, with a flip-phone, to jack off to in private; stroking your penis on your back with your nose in her pants while a light aims at her, you know, once you're caught, you're caught. Off course, though I deleted the picks feeling guilty, but whatevs. IT'S NOT RAPE IF I DONT BANG HER

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>>681383821

When I was 13 o spent the summer trying to fuck just a 10 year old girl. She was willing but not physically ready. Didn't stop us from trying. Also got blowjobs from my sisters and wet fingers from their friends.

Have a sister that is 18 months younger than you. It's a guaranteed pussy ticket.

>>681383530
i was 11-12 when it happend, i had not knowledge off sex. I didn`t even know that what we where doing was weird, but when i realised it and grew older it all changed, Have had sex with 4 girls, and a girlfriend for 2 years. Def not gay, dont find guys attractive.

>>681383701
Ok, I stand corrected.

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>>681383854
same

I'm sure it doesn't help that I fap to Nonon damn near every day

>>681383530
I've sprinted, jumped over objects and lifted some heavy things before - doesn't mean I'm an athlete.

>>681370989
/thread

>>681383643
That doesnt happen with 12 year olds you idiot!

>>681383848
Sounds fake but continue

when I was 13... I got my first handy and blowjob at the movies

>>681383821

Yea, I'm afraid so. Don't want to be but what can you do

>>681370456
Same as now: Lots of fapping, no action :(

I am 15 haven't even kissed anyone

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Jerked off to the NSFW shit on YTMND like the first and second year it was even around.

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>>681384407
It can. They have unlimited curiosity. They just need the idea put in their heads, all the equipment and some privacy, which is rarely difficult to come by.

>>681384701
MODS

>>681384701
Mods

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Masturbating to Betty and Veronica in the Archie comics.

>>681384831
equipment?

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>/b/
>2016
>not filled with socially inept kissless virgins
what the fuck happened to this place

>>681370456
The same as Donald trumps chances of winning the American Presidency, none existent

>>681385201
Women of the new generation are more shallow and dumb. It's not hard if you try.

>>681385368
B8

>>681383848
need moar

>>681383848
>Be 11
>nothing much happens but I obsess about cousin sexually
>get first girlfriend
>all I can think about is how unlike my cousin she is
>she wants to take things slow hand holding etc
>only see my cousin at family fuctions that year she not much time for anything sexual.

>Be 12
>broke up with first GF after 3 months
>my temper is shit always hostile towards people
>meet my soon to be best friend
>6 months later he's going out with my cousin
>Jelous as fuck
>Cousins friend (not the one I fingered) becomes my GF
>we all go to cinema
>Seating is best friend, cousin, me, GF
>during the film feel something wierd
>it's my cousin touching me
>insta boner but also get really angry
>whenever she hangs out with my friend she blue balls me
>this goes on for ages

>>681384420
like I said don't care if neckbeards believe me

>>681384701
MODS!

>>681385201
Its been like this for the past 5 years.

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I was getting my cock rubbed though my pants in class by the guy sitting next to me.

That's as far as that went. Shame really.

>>681370456
Not bad. Used to have sex with my cousins, 14yo and 9yo. We kept doing it for 2 more years until they moved away.

>>681385774
have to type it all up sorry

>>681385788
>Be 13
>Best friend and cousin still together
>i've managed to move on somewhat
>spill to best friend about cousin
>he says he knows, she told him a few weeks back
>says hes been stopping her from seeing me
>both pissed off and thankful
>we don't talk for a few weeks
>down friends house
>unexpected cousin visit
>he asks if i'm ok with her there
>say yeah i'm over it now
>normal hanging out
>no sexual shit
>leaving, cousin and best firend offer to walk me home
>say nah and head out only 20 minute walk
>on way home feel someone grab my shoulder
>freak out and turn ready to punch them
>it's cousin she begins fondeling me around the side of the corner shop just down the hill from my house
>saying things like my best friend isn't into the sex stuff like I was
>she trys to jerk me off feel guilty but let her do it
>Hate my self but I need it
>realize i'm not feeling anything sexually
>shove her off and tell her to fuck off or i'll spill to the family

Didn't see her again till I was 21 had need long term GF had lost my virginity to new GF we're still together now

>>681371805
This, same here

What sex life

>>681370456
Kill yourself pedophile

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>>681385201
It disgusts me that people think that facebook frog meme represents 4chan's circle of wizardry.

>>681385848
It was exactly the same in 2004, only with more cp.

>be 13
>go on craigslist to try and find girl to fuck (was dumb)
>cant find any girls just hookers and dumb gay guys, really really dumb gay guys, like they couldnt even type while trying to convince a straight kid to sleep with them
>One guy emails me telling me only that I wont find any easy sluts on craigslist
>I email him back ask him where to find them then
>He asks me questions like "well what kind of girl do you want? what do you want to do with them"
>Didn't have much answers for him other then "Asian and Anal" really wanted to fuck a girl in the ass
>predator pedophile skillfully lures me into chatting with him about other stuff. pretty soon we are on skype
>he is 64 both fat and muscular and super super hairy except for his head.
>he casually drops the fact that he is hiring an Asian whore off backpages (a website he shows me) and he is going to fuck her in the ass.
>long moment of eye locked silence over skype, i am sure my 13 year old jaw dropped.
>I ask in a timid voice if i can watch
> SURE! he says
>that night I watch a 64 year old that weighs 300 plus pounds fuck the shit out of a 5 foot tall Asian girl.
>he treats her like shit
>she walks in the door he tells her to get on her knees
>calls her names
>spits in her face
>makes her eat his asshole before he even gets out his dick (huge hairy ass cheeks engulf little pretty girls face)
>he makes her eat his ass and he turns to face his computer
>Showing me as he takes out his cock that is 11 inchs long and a little thinner then a coke can.
> He then gives the little asian girl the hardest deepest ass fucking I have ever seen in any porn anywhere.
>She is begging for him to stop, there is shit on his dick
>He asks her if she wants him to stop if she is willing to chew on the shitty condom and she says yes in a horse cry torn voice
>He just keeps fucking her
>She begs to be allowed to chew on the shitty condom if he will agree to switch to fucking her vag bareback if it will just get him out of her.

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>>681386156
It was not.

>>681384701
Don't worry faggot you'll find a nice man one day