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>>681320353
story?
>>681320353
I saw that on stuff, didnt he get like 7 years or someshit for that
>>681320637
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/man-poured-boiling-water-over-coworker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning
>>681320445
holy shit im dying
>>681320445
*sigh* murica...
>>681320726
thank you anon
What makes people do this? What is worng with Americans and public transportation?`
>>681320659
can someone explain how is it even possible to be alive when half of your fucking brain is no where to be seen?
>>681320550
Pissed myself laughing to this
>>681320899
MURICA
>>681320899
obviously niggers
>>681321015
shut up fag
>>681321031
what is that?
>>681320979
top kek
>>681321086
shut up fag
>>681320848
this should be in YLYL, because I just fucking lost
>>681320353
was is that? boiling water? Liquid nitrogen?
>>681321031
the fuck was that thing inside of it
>>681321042
Amazing
>>681321097
gallstone
>>681320934
test
>>681321031
Wtf is that a kidney stone or some shit?
>>681321152
>live leak kek
>>681320934
Your brain adapts and relocates functions to other areas. You'll lose tons of cognitive abilities and have to relearn tons of basic shit, but you're still alive so yay I guess.
>>681320659
LINK SAUCE ZOMG WRTF
>>681321251
holy balls
>>681320934
most of the two halves of your brain have the same parts, if you take out one half the other half will assume most of the functions.
see phineas gage, pretty famous example
>>681320899
LiveLEAK
kek
>>681320550
And people want us to believe they're equal humans...
hahaha, sure... sure..
>>681320979
Always fucking kek at this webm
>>681320353
well this is him now
>>681321275
its fuckin crazy how realistic this shit is nowadays
>>681321461
Ahhh 6 years of medical school being put to good use
>>681321459
Wow jesus... just because of boiling water?
The guy who threw the boiling water should've gotten lifelong.
>>681321396
Kek
>>681321138
>so close
>>681321459
did he move to elm street?
>>681321579
why dont you put your arm into a pot of boiling water on a stove and try out?
>>681321579
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>681321577
holy shit that filename. my god damn sides
>>681321396
fuckin kek
>>681321435
You sound like a faggot.
>>681321579
not sure if b8
>>681321661
why is he in chains? :c
>>681320445
how do you catch that much fat on only your bottom instead of your whole body?
>>681320726
>http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/man-poured-boiling-water-over-coworker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning
>Poured Boiling water on man
>He said the nature of the attack was "chilling" and Show had calmly and deliberately imposed extreme pain on his victim.
Kek
>>681321461
Well alright. Doctors are people too
>>681321577
wild doduo appeared
>>681321740
well, you don't seem to know where you are.
Everyone here is a tremendous faggot.
>>681321459
Did that water straighten his eyes? The burned guy was asian
>>681320899
fukken animal
>>681321591
That can't be legit.
>>681321759
Because zoos in asia and the middle east are basically just public displays of animal abuse and malnourishment.
>>681320726
Jeez, those fucking burn scars.
I've spilled hot water from a coffee machine on one finger and immediately got a blister from it, can't imagine how much it would hurt having it poured over my head and back.
Man, fuck that guy so hard.
>>681321031
It's the father of dragons
>>681321031
wtf? is that a potato
>>681321459
kek
>>681321397
What is wrong with live leak? Or are you just repeating the watermark trying to look edgy?
>>681321042
Wasn't it actually his eye exploding from the slap?
>>681321031
Looked like a fuckin potato.
>>681321579
>Being this retarded as fuck
>>681322039
its a woman pissing you oblivious moron
>>681321478
> completely static hair
yeah oh wow coulda fooled me haha
>>681320550
ah camden, the shit hole of london.
>>681320899
That's not people, it's a nigger.
>>681321879
and thats why u dont park, in THE MIDDLE of the freeway... jesus people are so fucking stupid
>>681321798
Holy fucking shit
>>681322039
>Or are you just repeating the watermark trying to look edgy?
Wtf? How is that edgy?
>>681321998
That happened in Baltimore, right?
>>681322077
naw. SMOKE BOMB
>>681320848
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>681321956
>mfw that he tries to get his knife back
>>681322197
>quickmeme
FUCK YOU EDGELORD
>>681322187
the dude held on lmao
>>681322169
lol post more
>>681322147
What the fuck are you talking about? Completely static hair? Really?
>>681321956
dat file name.
>>681321946
either way it was sick as fuck
>>681320445
Just another average American.
>>681320550
That's kind of impressive actually. lol
>>681322356
yeah that means its not moving
in real life if you look closely you can see it moves
>>681321956
>filename
>>681320550
how?
>>681321459
people in this thread have never seen Nightmare on Elm Street
>>681322471
Its fucking moving dipshit.
>>681321778
"Teeth"
>>681322290
this might be one of the best reaction shots ever
>>681322455
this always gets me
>>681320550
>That thin of a stream
must have a tiny dick.
>>681322497
Fuck is wrong with people
>>681321778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhzn2xzU1eU
>>681321946
Absolutely is. One of the things that made the game fun was the predictability of blast effect. I don't have proof, but one time in a BR CTF game on XBoxConnect me (667) and my buddy (electric blue) took on 6 eurofags. They actually won by flag caps... after we had ~500 kills a piece. Game went on for +6 hours. We were pwnjobbing them so hard we started doing acrobatic kills for fun. I'd Grenade their Warthog up in the air and EB would snipe the whole crew before it landed. I got a triple kill 'nading the Warthog over my head and dumping the MA5B into it. When you played it enough, you could pull crazy stunts. Blasting a weapon in a given direction was basic tier wizzardry.
>>681322350
why is that one so funny?!
>>681320934
your brain stem is pretty much all that is required to sustain life and keep your heart/lungs functioning.
in extreme cases, they can even remove an entire hemisphere on purpose to treat cancer or extreme seizures. the patients obviously suffer from cognitive issues afterwards, but they stay alive.
>>681322497
because kids who grew up in war can be expected to have developed like normal human beings
>>681321661
Looks like a nigger.
>>681322509
Maybe on something that gave him a semi and he's peeing through it.
The stream is starting and stopping like he's peeing with morning wood.
>>681322039
leak means spillage of liquids, also a slang for piss
>>681322554
it is statically turning together with the head
>>681322497
somebody thinks this is funny? really? soooooo edgy
>>681322759
Why do these people bother living?
>>681322700
>Syrian refugees
>people
>>681322213
mudslide or something right?
>>681322759
I'D GIVE IT TO THIS GIRL
>>681320899
subhuman beast
>>681322450
just like anyone with fucked up teeth is just another average Brit and anyone with dark skin is just an average nigger....am-i-right you autistic faggot?
>>681322858
good question.
>>681321138
Keked hard.
>>681321798
is he died?
>>681322834
Actually that's how alot of Arabs and Africans behave. It's not edgy if its true that they are selfish and don't have manners.
>>681322830
Its subtly waving back and forth with the motions, the hair at the front is a little more static, but it's moving bruh
>>681322497
I always wonder how long people who choose to do charity like this last before they realize some races really are just pieces of shit. Or are they that delusionally indignant that just can't allow the truth into their brain.
>>681323044
witnessed
>>681321225
It kind of looks like a face in the first few frames.
>>681322759
I know it is also yolo swag edgy to mock these folks, but sometimes I am so proud of scientific researchers who are going to free these people from their broken bodies.
>>681323044
winner
>>681322759
>>681322990
I wonder what her handjobs are like
>>681323044
> okay
>>681322858
because it's a treatable condition. you know rj mitte, walter jr in breaking bad? he has it and his symptoms aren't as bad as he shows, he doesn't need crutches and he doesn't even talk that bad either irl, he overdid for the sake of the show.
>>681320659
I like how it looks shooped from the front
>>681321225
Wtf?!
>>681322990
As fun as it may look, I find it cool that people with disabilities try to be active and challenge themselves
fuck me for having some form of hope in humanity I guess
>>681322760
Yea, just like how every European and East Asian who GRE up through WWI and WWII turned into such senseless uncivilized animals right?
Oh wait...
>>681321591
HE DID NOOOOOT
HEEE DID NOTTTTTTT
>>681323236
*grew
>>681323064
as opposed to white people who are not known for insane and anti-social behaviour at all
>>681322990
MORE IM GONNA CUM
>>681320979
i dont get it
>>681323124
>boxers and pants rip
>>681323148
I wonder if she's ever heard her hot sister getting railed in the next room and cried because of it
>>681323186
>Signs and symptoms vary between people
Wow that took long to google.
>>681322169
haha stupid cats
>>681323315
are you baiting?
>>681322938
yes you are
british people are fucking ugly and like I give a fuck about black people
>>681323231
I am glad that there's still people who see handicapped people like that.
Being handicapped myself I always strive to do what normal people do even though my disability is only a crippled leg, however trust me that sometimes even the most basic thing like walking could be an hassle.
>>681323339
anyway, she's pretty hot ...
>>681323315
Dude tries to pick up coin, turns out he's a jew (his kippah, jew hat thingy)
, fell off)
>>681323339
holy shit sign me up for a threesome YES
>>681321031
wine and Zandia
>>681323348
i could've said "check google and figure out" but i didn't mind explaining why he was wrong
do you mind maybe?
>>681322990
She's so cute too :( Poor girl
>>68132252
kek that filename
>>681321042
smart
>>681322039
WATERmark
>>681321138
No matter how fast I run...
>>681321381
what the fuck is that thing
>>681321532
kek
>>681321956
"hey man give that back" kek
>>681322759
this is your girlfriend pretending to not know how to do anything so you will do everything for her always and forever as her personal servant
>>681322980
he almost started crying hahahhaha
>>681321092
normal fat nigger
>>681321251
srsly?
thought gallstones were pea sized
>>681320848
Nice aim (especially on the counter, since I figure the first was an accident).
>>681322760
Jews in Germany during WWII
The Chinese growing up during the Sino-Japanese war.
The Young Japanese during WWII.
UK, Germany, France, Italy's youth from WWI and WWII.
South Koreans.
All of these groups not only remained civilized, but prospered following horrible atrocities and long periods of war.
Stop using bullshit excuses to protect humans who just don't have civility in their blood.
>>681321761
Lol gravity is a bitch like that
>>681322990
She's cute.
>>681323550
Glad to see one person got it. Guess I should have capitalised it for the slow thinkers
>>681323315
Jew spotted
>>681321459
this is a picture of Freddy Krueger but seriously a person thrown boiling water on the head will probably look something like that
>>681323266
>Stay on target.....?
>>681321577
I wonder witch one is the butthole
>>681323133
yeah.. can't imagine what it'd be like to be trapped in your own body =(
>>681323486
I wish she would put her sister in more videos. She's got that classic dirty southern girl look to her. Cute with just enough pudge.
>>681322759
shes cute as hell
>>681321225
What the fuck just happened?
>>681323556
>"Damn that was close, guy was lucky to be ali..."
>"...Oh well"
>>681321761
because the way fat cells reproduce and grow in the body differs. happens to find fatties with small tits and huge asses and belly or the other way around, or whatever combination, not all fatties look the same
>>681322980
the fuck
>>681322759
Felt so bad when the pancake slipped out.
>>681322655
i guess it makes sense if you fill it with juice
>>681323524
>>681323697
>having a fetish for disabled girls
fucking weirdos
>>681321577
Final boss of the internets
>>681323879
seriously though, same guy, would bang both if she wasn't handicapped. i'd just feel really fucking bad doing it now
>>681322759
so does this mean that shot gun to the head is not always super effective?
>>681321577
a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>681323620
this is actually pretty neat. anymore like it
>>681323995
TIMON AND PUMBAA FUCKING OUTTA HERE
>>681323581
>>681321381
Voldemort
>>681322760
>because kids who grew up in war can be expected to have developed like normal raccoons
ftfy
>>681323339
Most definitely. I wonder if she ever walked in on her sister banging and joined in.
>>681321381
wtf is going on here anyway? Is that kid a fuckin' baller or what?
>>681322990
touch your nose...
>>681324122
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAH
ope, wait. lemme try again
FUCK
>>681321778
The crash was so bad, it duplicated the guy in the grey hoodie in the back.
>>681321459
thats the mask from Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elmstreet.
>>681322759
would fuck
>>681323797
Dat fa/tg/uys filename
>>681324197
awesome
i love looking at things like that
and that ending makes it even better
>>681322746
That sounds like a great time
>>681324255
you are the PERFECT solution to having webms with no sound. can you add subtitles to all videos?
>>681323148
DEVASTATING
>>681323339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiGNTAdPklw
meh, she sounds fucked up but id still smash
>>681321097
Massive bladder stone removed from dog
-imgur
>>681323290
Insanity runs within all humans. The only question that matter if the contrary does too. Because we want to have citizens, not human rights animals.
Actually... I take that back. That'd insult the racoons.
>>681323879
>I wish she would put her sister in more videos
lol why do you think that is...
>>681324036
if she enjoyed it why would you feel bad
>>681322990
When she speaks i feel terrible.
>>681322147
This kind of "old games were better" guy
>>681322651
you sad bro?
kill yourself
>>681324049
there's a HUGE number of variables when it comes to brain injury, but as a general rule, unless you hit the brain stem, you are basically going to die of blood loss. headshots are not the insta-kill that most people think they are. instant incapacation, yes, but not instant death.
>>681324189
I wonder if she shaves her snatch. Imagine how long it takes with those shaky ass hands.
>>681321198
What a little shit
>>681324502
well now that you put it that way...THREESOME IT IS
>>681324385
sure
>>681324543
She probably does a botched job because shes too scared to ask her sister for help. Just random parts shaved and others full bush.
>>681321042
>2016 and you're still not carrying pocket sand
>>681322651
thats not how urethras work
>>681323118
Expect the majority to realize things. Personal experience, especially if it's a bad one, outclasses any other source of information.
>>681321225
QUUUAAAAIIIIIDDDDDDD!! START THE REACTOR!!!
>>681324446
Makes me cry.
>>681324695
I have a hard time believing she even bothers, can't really see her getting much action.
>>681323339
WHAT'S HER NAME
>>681321042
punk ass nigger, kid is almost half his size.
>>681323148
"Sloppy" I guess is the word
>>681324543
>I wonder if she shaves her snatch. Imagine how long it takes with those shaky ass hands.
I would gladly do that for her
>>681323118
oooooooor they just realise that they come from a traumatised past and a war-torn country
nigger, everybody has their history and a group mentality is one of the strongest forces on earth
live and let live, practice being more understanding and accepting and you'll have a better life and world view for it
peace
>>681321381
He shouldn't drive with his eyes closed
>>681324376
Dude, Halo:CE was the shit. The only thing that ever came close to it for me was MW2. In the pre-xboxlive days, you would connect to the router and trick it into a LAN connection. Me and my partner would play from 10pm to 6-7am. We got really good. I don't vidya anymore, but I actually have dreams about Blood Gulch. I do paintball and airsoft and I fantasize about building a BG mock up. I know I am a faggot for playing, but I like the exercise as well as wrecking 17 year olds with my toy guns.
>>681324848
To be fair, the kid had pocket sand thou.
>>681323835
Not that they're going to use the loo anyway...
>>681320659
>Reddit user
>>681324539
yes im fukkin sad cause I got a small black dick too
>>681324111
fight fire with fire
>>681321031
Gall Stone retards
>>681324811
Meh I bet she got fucked a few times.
>A girl with CP gets more action than you
>>681324262
kek
>>681323457
I feel sorry for this dude. Schools should be segregated. There is no reason why people should be forced to go to the same school as apes.
>>681323316
great summary
>>681323339
This is my fetish
>>681321577
Do they shit twice as more?
>>681325072
OCD to the max
>>681325072
oh shit das dat new smell yo pussy dance. shit iz LIT
>>681320899
monkeys in the zoo are more civilized than this.
>>681321729
fucker forgot that his mixtape was still on
>>681322700
>people
>>681324036
Why the fuck would you feel bad?
Not every handicapped is not able to think!
If she has fun with it, and you have fun with it- whats the problem?
I would assume your "feeling bad" comes from something like compassion and isn`t intended to be bad but it is.
It`s not bad to tread handicapped like 'normal' people. And this girl is closer to normal than a fuckton of fat girls without testified disabilitys
>>681321879
I know these dumb people decided to stop in freeway but what fucking autistic child couldnt see the two people clearly standing at these stopped vehicles. fucking retards man, fucking retards. probably black too
>>681323339
Ugh, her sister's ugly as fuck with a shitty body and needs fucktons of makeup that still doesn't cover her resting bitch face.
>>681324262
HAHAHA
>>681321152
is that cartman?
>>681325271
>this mixtape is FIRE
