i killed my neigbors dog when i was ten

>>681235531
My daughter gets me off.

>>681235531
gay thread cancer killing /b/

sage goes in all fields

>>681236318
Story ?

I post my gf nudes on here pretty frequently.

I regret getting married at 21 my life is shit and I can't do anything about it breaths I have a kid . Fuck that bitch

>>681236684
Dump to bump

>>681236684
I post my own nudes in rate my gf threads

>>681237104
me too

>>681237104
>>681237213
Honestly hot af, femanons?

>>681237104
Hawt!

>>681237290
Yeah

>>681236552
pics?

my cars finger tried to back me in my moms friend

>>681237290
yep

>>681237290
trap.

>>681237490
Nope

I have crippling autism.

Oh wait.

>>681235531
>In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam.
>In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
>In 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
>when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
>worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony
> made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
>dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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I broke up with my gf because she is basically autistic

>>681237104
>>681237213
nice, on the slight chance somebody recognised you you'd come across as an innocent party.

good plan anons, keep up the good work

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>>681236684
>>681237038
ehhhh i wont post my gf, howabout a girl i snap instead?

>>681237702
I'm starting to like this kid!

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I went into the trans bathroom at my school a couple days ago and was too nervous to pee, so I just turned around and left. I told everyone I used it and the shame of that lie is tearing me apart.

>>681237874
I don't think I know anyone in 4chan. Would be crazy if I did though.

>>681237591
pics of your wheelchair?

i beat the shit out of my parents dog when I visit

I will never EVER admit it to anyone, but when I crashed my car, killing my best friend in the passenger seat... It was no accident...

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I managed to manipulate a chick into falling for me, but i dont think i like her at all. Worst part is she wants to live me with me and what not.
I cant bear the thought of her killing herself over a breakup, shes fucking crazy and i know she would do it

>>681238199
Why does one girl have a magnifying glass, is that supposed to make you feel better about your penis??

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>>681237702
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other
Glorious!

My fiancee is a stripper and she's 2 hours late from getting home. She says she's doing a champaigne room with some high roller, but I'm scared she just went home with him because I'm unemployed and out of shape :(

>>681238421
It didn't make me feel better! That bitch is the reason I couldn't pee.

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>>681238199
Imagine something like that but genderswapped. The feminazi rage would be insane. But with men you can do that no problem.

>>681238524
Thats what you got for dating basically a sex worker, why tf did you propose?

>>681238420
just be an asshole to her until she breaks up with you. that way she doesn't blame you and won't kill herself. stop showering, fart a lot, talk with your mouth open, laugh obnoxiously, etc.

>>681238355
Now that is a legit secret. Why did you do it tho? I mean he/she was your best friend after all..

I chatted up my buddies daughter over Facebook and she sent me nudes. I bragged to him about this hot young chick I was fucking and when he asked for pics I sent him the cropped pics of her so he couldn't recognize her but saw her tits and pussy. He said he was going to think about them when he was fucking his wife later. Then I screen shot the convo with pics and sent it back to her.

>>681238900
>talk with your mouth open
How else would you talk?

My girlfriend got home last night to find her 20year old younger brother passed out drunk in her bed wearing one of her bustiers and panties.

>>681238999
time to share pics

>>681238827
She's gorgeous, way out of my league, and the club she works at is supposed to be non-full nudity and no-touching lapdances, and it put food on the table and paid our rent so I could focus on studying.

>>681238999
Wow dude. You sent the convo back to the daugher? Kek!

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>>681238933
how stupid are you? if you kill your best friend, it's because he's not your best friend! he's your worst fucking friend and enemy.

do you even go outside?

>>681239065
lol

>>681235531
I've lied to my ex about killing myself. Last year. She still thinks I'm dead.

>>681235531
I hate my girlfriend but I'm a fucking beta who can't break up

>>681239172
I would but I'm on my phone at work. They're on my laptop. I should be more prepared for /b/.

>>681239263
Then why the fuck would you write best friend? That makes no fucking sense!

>>681239049
i meant EAT with your mouth open. unless she's a hillbilly? i don't know what bothers her.

>>681238900
M8 that aint gonna work, shes got her mind set for a whole fucking life with me. When she almost cheated on me (long story), she ended up slicing her hand a couple times, stabbing it and setting it on fire.
I hardly doubt she would break up with me

>>681239207
There is no honor among thieves, similarly there is no boundaries among whores. You fucked up fam

>>681235531
I've assisted in several suicides. Been raped for a few years going before that and i'm a transgender now with a crazy submissive streak. My voice is still kind of deep AF though. I would love to be dead right about now.

>>681235531
I secretly hate how often this picture is used.

>>681235531
someone lives in my attic

>>681235531
I'm terrified my wife is cheating on me, at least emotionally, with someone. I took care of phone finances and found them talking throughout the night, sending picture texts, after she tells me she's gone to bed they're still talking, and they talk over the phone when she won't call me.

I don't know what to do.

I have always wanted to kill a person. to Hear them scream. I am a sick person. I live in a forset so i can hide the body easy, but i am to mutch to a coward to do it.

>>681239593
>she ended up slicing her hand a couple times, stabbing it and setting it on fire.
She doesn't half ass stuff for sure

>>681237702
icwatududther

>>681239207
sounds like a fair trade. you get to be a house bitch and lie around all day, she puts out for cash.

If you don't want her working there you're going to have to get a job.

>>681239229
She's kinky AF. I told her I was doing it. She said she's had a crush on me since she was 9. We've discussed that.

>>681239653
Why would you want to be dead you got stuff to offee

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>>681237936

I legitimately want to have sex with my biological mother. I've fapped to her since I was 16 and I would still happily bang her. She keeps in amazing shape. I want her to tell me to come back into mommy, back where I came from... she'd never ever be down for it though. But if she asked, there's no question, I'd nail my mom.

>>681239754
leave her. stop being a cuck.

>>681239454
because you're sad and angry that he was your best friend and now you're worst enemy. he's such an asshole you would crash your own car to kill him. it's complicated. you're just supposed to read between the lines.

>>681239446
>they're on my laptop
they're also in your facebook message logs.

>>681239734
Living there because they want to or have you captured them?

>>681236552
so jelly, can only get off by thinking about my dad..

>>681235531
I spam aggro shaman on ladder after my parents go to sleep

I'm secretly straight

>>681235531
I was a pony fag and a furfag

But I changed

>>681240014
it wants to and wont leave :(

war story, want to hear?

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>>681236595
>cancer that is killing /b/

AHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!

/b/ has been dead since 2010
Fuck off you 15 year old

>>681239754
IT's too late /b/ro, there's nothing you can do

>>681236684
I fuck your girlfriend frequently

>>681239668
It's standardised on this one over time because it was the image that got the most replies.

>>681239877
Hot AF

>>681239330
Lol wut

>>681239593
Talk to her family. Try to get her professional help. In the end you have to look out for yourself. But for the time being, help her chill on the crazy.

I'm surrounded by good friends but i still feel fucking lonely all the time

>>681239804
Amazing!

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I still miss her

>>681240108
totally. i saw my friends blow up to pieces in front of my face

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I bought panties at a rummage sale and I use them to fap.

>>681239593
a life with you, maybe. but not a life with the new super annoying faggot version you. start tomorrow and you can be free of her by next week. maybe she conveniently finds out you like to wear ladies underwear or are muslim or.....something heinous. use your imagination.

>>681239653
I feel you anon, honestly hope things will get better for you

>>681240277
wish she thought so...

>>681239996
No. I clear that out all the time. Secrets m8.

>>681240393
Pic related?

>>681240029
go on anon

im still in love with her

>>681235531
me and my friend had "sex" (if it could be called that, we sort of just rubbed our dicks together) when we were both 11 behind my house

>>681239877
I'm way ahead of you, fucked her last year when drunk af

>>681239909
Not as easy as that. I moved out to be with her years ago. I know our relationship got rocky, but I've never searched outside of the relationship for anything. And I did confront her on it, and she assured me it's nothing.

I don't have a car that's not hers. I don't have a roof without her, I can't afford this place by myself. And we're married, it's not as easy as picking up my shit and leaving.

>>681239794
You tell me, she was trying to fix our relationship like that. Even if i was fine with it because she didnt do anything.
She also manages to want to be with a cringy, unclean, beta faggot who browses 4chan.

She even knows i might turn into a little tranny fag, she still sticks around

>>681239454
That wasn't me, he was my best friend, we got into the most heated argument I have ever had in my life. It was incredibly frustrating, I knew I was right but I wish I could have let it go. We were going down the street as this was argument was happening, and I turned left into a telegraph pole in the heat of the moment. I blacked out, cuts and shit on my arm, but he died on impact. I regret everything to this day...

>>681240029
Share a story about him.

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>>681240499
Maybe

>>681240520
what do you want to know?

i fantasize about cheating on my gf almost everyday while at work. i will never act on it but i still think about it when i see girls at work

I love traps like seriously i wish i could fick one and be fucked by one and both of us passed around

>>681240652
m/f, what you think about, what started this all

I still love him, he thinks I'm over him but I'm honestly not. Oh well. He'll never know that anyways

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>>681240648
What the flying fuck

>>681240530
since apparently kids experimenting sexually is a big huge secret, i played a game in the closet with two girls when i was about 8... and it involved some very clumsy oral sex . Probably why I like loli now... miss the whole, yknow, no sign of hair thing.

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>>681235531
I have never given money to charity, ever. I genuinely don't give a fuck about poor people, in my opinion they're lazy fucking scum. I have been lying to my girlfriend for the last 6 years by pretending to donate sums of money whenever such a thing is on the television. I pretend to donate on my phone when really I am transferring the money to a secret account. I usually spend the money on vidya.

>>681240072
Matt, is that you?

When I was 14 my me and my mom lived in a semi truck. She smoked method a lot. She smoked really close to me one time. We both got high and he had sex.

>>681240374
Damn, war is hell dude, i fragged some girl on accident. truth be told, i enjoyed it.

>>681240592
dont have many, i dont know what happened along the line that made things this way. He would never touch me and isnt attracted to me. hes not even attractive in any way...at all. but idk, its all i think about. then after its all said and done im disgusted, obviously.

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as a catfish i convinced this guy to stimulate his prostate with a pen

>>681240582
Sounds like an accident, bro. Those telegraph poles comes out of nowhere. It was dark. Don't be so hard on yourself.

>>681240564
YOU GON' BE BROKE AND HAPPY, OR MARRIED AND MISERABLE, UP TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKER

>>681237491
What?
Your car's finger
tried
to back you
into
your mom's friend?

>>681235531
I kill ants with my dicks so I can say that I've killed "hundreds with it".

After 20 or so ants, it starts to smell weird.

>>681241059
"obviously"? Odd, i dont feel disgusted about wanting my mom. Incest is a pretty beautiful thing imho.

>>681240308
Ive never met her fam, biggest reason being that her dad raped her and her mom is a fat slob. Ive only seen her brother but hes autistic.
You can kinda see the tricky situation im in

>>681241020
mmh. see. whenever im having fun, or laughing i remember my friends and get super fucking depressed. i miss them too much. should try to get over it i guess.

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>>681240846
>Find rummage sale
>Get some loli sized clothing, including panties
>Person selling thinks you're buying clothes for a girl
>Get home
>Only keep the panties
No one is being hurt, so who cares?

I'm pretty sure that I'm not capable of feeling feelings. I've read about and been told, by others, how different feelings feel, so I've just started to become pretty good at faking them, but to be honest, I just don't even really care. About anything.

>>681240881
Same. I started with my girl cousins when I was 5 when we were playing outside and had to pee so we went into the bushes and watched each other. Now I have a loli pee fetish.

Fingered an underaged and loved it

>>681240929
matt here. that wasn't me.

picture unrelated

>>681240813
you realiZe he most definitely feels the same way? just talk to him pussy

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>>681239347
I hate my wife but I'm a fucking beta who can't break up.

You need to un-beta your shit before you suffer the same fate.

>>681238999
Checked

>>681241059
I don't feel disgusted when my daughter gets me off. Just tired.

>>681240779
Same here, except I'm married and I would go through with it in a fucking heartbeat. I'm married to a bipolar alcohol so that makes it easier.

>>681241298
So you feel my pain.

Still, I get to remember going down on a loli and having no legal repurcussions. No regrets except that I have no time machine!

>>681240804
i am a female, in my early 20's.. have had creepy fantasies since i was around 14ish? its always mostly been fantasies of him fucking a girl that is my friend.. my age and looks like me because its unrealistic to think about him and i.

>>681241282
Hell hormones can change that it isnt the end of the world thi gs can get better

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>>681241020
i was on a roof during a tic once and an ana fuckhead fired an og at ??? and for the next 20ish minutes i heard a donkey scream as it bled to death. i hate that goddamn sound dude. i can still hear it sometimes. i've had dudes get blown up in front of me too and their screams are haunting but not as much as that fucking donkeys screaming.

>>681240881
that's my biggest secret I think at least, since nobody has found out. I mean, the biggest "secret" of my recent life would be borrowing my grandfathers cadillac for prom, then fucking the girl I took in it. She used the shifter as a sex toy while I did anal on her. He took us on a cruise when I turned 18 and they put us in one of those questionnaire shows or whatever, they asked how I lost my virginity, and it all came out.

>>681241384
He's dating some one. It's going well and I'm happy for him.

>>681241248
Sorry about your friends man, you dont have to forget about them but you need to move on. Im sure its what they'd want

>>681241204
its different for a father and daughter, dont you think?

>>681241172
THE MEMBER YOU SEE BEFORE YOU HAS ENDED THOUSANDS OF LIVES, SNUFFING THEM OUT BEFORE THEIR TIME

YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE ALBERT THE SLAYER OR YOU WILL DIE

>>681240582
Wow anon, I don't know what to say, I feel incredibly sorry for you. These things happen in the heat of the moment, there's nothing you can do now to change it. Hope the feelings will get pale with time.

I knew a grill who, also in the heat of the moment, steered her car off a bridge in the woods. She did it because she wanted to kill herself, she regrets it to this day and now she's crippled. As despicable as it sounds, shit happens. All the best anon!

>>681241661
See thats like a thousand times more epic.

Got my buddy's married sister in law pregnant. She had the baby last week. Haven't seen it yet. No one knows.

>>681241517
Amazing memory isn't it?

>>681241503
hahahaha. any videos! home made stuff is kinda hard to find.... 8)

>>681240072
I wasn't a furfag a year but /b/ made me one. Don't know what to think about that.

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>>681235531
I absolutely hate being broke. I work my ass off and still make peanuts.

>>681241711
Not really. I kind of wish i could have a daughter with that sort of relationship.

>>681237586
faggot

>>681240094
Fuck, it? Is it ..human after all? Grill or dude?

>>681241238
I totally get it. I was dating crazy for a while too. Basically ended when I got her into dope then she turned into a junkie, you get to leave and she thinks it's her fault. She either gets help or does junkie shit. But either way, its no longer your problem. Mine went the rehab route and is apparently doing alright but I wiped my hands clean of her and I'm allll set.
Obviously don't do dope. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

>>681241091
Man, I wish it was an accident, but I ran the car off road straight for the pole, making sure that it'll hit in front of the passenger seat... I knew what I was doing, I couldn't believe what I had just did, I wanted to die the moment I woke. Being a murderer isn't for everyone.

I've let my cousin (male) and my older brother fuck my wife.

>>681240094
Also why is it there and why doesn't it want to leave?

>>681241959
Why the fuck would that be a secret?

>>681241521
sounds hot to me.

Into ageplay at all, or do you only fantasize about your 'friend' at your current age?

>>681241872
No evidence. Ever.

>>681241851
And delightfully vivid. The game was 'sex monster' - the goal was one of us was a monster that wanted to 'eat' the others. Ah, we were creative.

>>681241703
yeah im sure. they were probably only ones who cared about me. and well yea they wouldnt like seeing me cry over em.

>>681235531
Be 23 sleeping with 15 year old cousin for the past 2 years, she stops taking the pill. Shit about to hit the fan

>>681241872
Second

>>681241696
so? talk about it anyways

>>681238337
Ur a horrible person

>>681241971
i think it all came from seeing him watch porn and jerk off shamelessly when my mom wasnt home on a regular basis in our living room. id hear him from upstairs sometimes and sneak peeks and listen.

>>681242014
idfk i hear knocking and i open the staircase and it yells at me and throws something when i tell it to get the fuck out of my home. i think it eats rats

>>681241711
it's actually more acceptable. it's very common for girls to be attracted to their father, one of those things that's weird but kind of makes sense when you think about it.

>>681241819
that's the issue though, I didn't want to tell it because it's technically not a secret anymore

I'm in love with a guy I met on the internet and haven't talked to in 7 months. Not necessarily romantic love, I just really miss his friendship and company. I could message him at any time but I just can't, I don't know what I'm scared of.

>>681242049
i dont know!! i think its... its nest?

>>681242157
Oh god. I remember everything we did, and the girls that came later. Amazingly vivid.

>>681235531
im ur father op

>>681242082
only my current age.

I enjoy having sex with random guys when I'm on a business trip away from my wife.

>>681242362
That's really erotic. You never know, maybe he would have invited you in. What a bonding experience that oculd be!

>>681242145
aw rats

>>681237702
Do the truffle shuffle!

>>681242048
Kill yourself you disgusting cuck

I cheated on my gf about 7 months ago when I was drunk. Didn't really do much, couldn't get a boner cause i was so plastered but she still had my dick in her mouth and I'm sure i touched her up.

I feel fucking awful every day

A while back, an old junkie friend and I had a couple shots of some really good dope that he paid for. He overdosed, and instead of administering the Narcan I always carried (reverses opiate OD) I watched him die so I could have the rest of his heroin.