>I'm generally pretty straight

I tried once. It's like you've got a solid rod of flesh in your mouth. It didn't really taste like anything

>>681208842
I've sucked my brothers dick before, work on your gag reflex

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>>681209940
>I've sucked my brothers dick before, work on your gag reflex
>sucked my brothers dick...your gag reflex
>brother....gag

It's like the part on the left and the part on the right came from two different sentences.

>>681210525
Yeah that's just the way I talk

It feels empowering, almost like a drug. The semen will also give you a sort of buzz for about an hour, making you feel like a giddy schoolgirl

>>681209940
story?????

>>681208842

Only came into this thread to say that the jizz in the thumbnail looks like a Play button

I got drunk and suckes my best friends dick at a party, its just like having a hard lump of skin in your mouth, it doesnt really taste like anything.
Cum can taste nice tho

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>>681208842
>I'm generally pretty straight
No... no i don't think you are.

What's with this wave of "straight" anons talking about wanting to try to be gay?

It really depends on the dick to be honest, uncut is the best because it provides natural lube, it's really hot when the guy is so turned on that you can taste his pre-cum in your mouth and how wet his dick is.

>>681211485
We had been to a party, drunk as fuck, he got his dick out on omegle when we were still there. Got back home, parents went to bed, both of us were sitting on the couch. I asked to see it, then touch it, then suck it. Later on I sucked him again in his bed, we slept in the same room at the time. I'm pretty sure he came on my face in my sleep too, woke up with dried up stuff on my face. I could have wrote that much better but meh.

>>681208842
Shit tier bait. Try harder nigger

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>>681208842
>I'm generally pretty straight
>fantasizing about juicy, steamy cock

u wot m8

>>681211680
kek

bi guy here. i find it more pleasant than oral on a girl. a lot more, even. mostly because there is no taste beyond just taste of skin. i don't like the taste of vagina so much. i don't like the taste of semen either but hey, i manage either way.

all this is assuming good hygiene. bad hygiene is vomiting inducing.

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>>681213013

well yes i said i was.

Gay storytime?

Part 1/6

>be me 21 years old
>find a guy that's asking to do a threesome on a gay chat around 1 am
>talk to him
>we live nearby
>we send each other's phone numbers
>start talking, they're a couple around their 30s
>they're high on coke, pot and alcohol
>the guy I'm talknig to says they're very horny
>starts sending dick pics
>they convince me
>he says they'll send a cab to my place and pay for the trip back
>start feeling like I'm their private whore
>the cab drives me to the direction he was already told
>after 20 minutes we get to the place
>the house is actually on the fucking mountain
>I can see most of my city from the place the cab leaves me
>they're waiting for me, they pay the driver and make me go to their house
>they look somewhat hot, the oldest guy (the one I was talking to through the phone) smacks my butt and asks me if I'm horny
>I say yes

Go on?

>>681212151
I think the religious oppression of free sexuality is slowly wearing off like a bad trip.

The ancient romans were fucking everything with a heartbeat, and probably other things too. There was no social stigma about it. They understood that people like getting off, so what is the big deal about who you get down with, or what?

Kinda funny how Christianity rose just as the Romans were falling.

The US really was founded by a bunch of prudes.

>>681212661
Shemales bro, feminine body, no gross looking/tasting vagina

>>681213233

never have had sex with a trap. i am curious to try.

>>681213013
stfu bitch ass normie everyone here is fucking gay as shit get used to it, you are a minority now.
shut up or we'll gas you to death :3
but seriously, stfu you insecure beta bitch

>>681213146
fucking stale pasta

>>681213146
go on

>>681213146

Part 2/6

>get in their house.
>pretty big, a bit dark and with gay porn on tv
>joints everywhere, there are three lines of coke on top of a ps2 game
>they offer me a beer.
>I drink up, make me smoke a bit and snort a line
>never did coke, I actually didn't feel much
>I sit between them
>the guy who smaked my butt says "let's start the party" and rubs my leg
>I inmediatly unbutton his pants, start sucking his flaccid cock
>gets hard instantly
>cock tastes good I start deepthroating
>the youger dude says "hey this boy loses no time!"
>the older guy laughs and they kiss each other
>the older guy says "suck his cock"
>I start sucking the younger dude's cock, it tastes fucking awful, I gag almost inmediatly
>try to forget about the taste and keep sucking
>the older dude gets naked and starts stripping me from the waist down
>the younger dude's cock tasted so bad my erection disappeared
>my cock is smaller than usual, looks like a micro penis
>the older guy massages it like it was a clit

>>681213667
>being this new

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>>681213521
Autism- the post

I'm straight, and I've sucked 3 cocks before. The first and third times were meh. The second time was hit as fuck. I think it was because he was cut. The feeling of getting my mouth used like a fuckhole is so horny. He ended up grabbing the back of my head and shoving his cock head deep down my throat when he came. I couldn't even taste it.

>>681213899
Part 3/6

>my cock still is flaccid
>I get back to the old dude
>suck him while he pushes my face against him
>they kiss again
>they make me join the kiss
>I'm not too interested but whatever makes me forget about the bad taste of the other dude's cock
>sloppy kiss, cum is dripping from my tongue
>the young guy seems upset
>he violently pushes me and makes me suck his cock
>the old guy tells him "hey be nice with the boy"
>he ignores him
>keeps facefucking me
>his cock tastes so bad
>my dick still in clit mode
>when he releases me I ask them if I can go to the bathroom
>they ask me if I'm okay
>I actually go inside the bathroom to concentrate and get my dick hard, I'm quite embarassed
>go there, start masturbating and finally get hard
>go outside again and the old guy says "well looks like you got to the party at last"
>the young guy replies "he doesn't need to get hard, he's not going to use it"
>I mumble a laugh and get back to the couch
>they stand in front of me, I suck their cocks at the same time while they kiss

>>681213955
>I'm straight
>I've sucked 3 cocks before

Pick one

>>681213955

>sucked 3 cocks
>straight

Unless you're a female, you're bi, at most. Stop lying to yourself.

>>681214088

Part 4/6

>start by sucking the younger guy's cock, he's getting very wet
>still very disgusting
>my boner inmediatly disappears
>turn to the older guy in hopes to bring erection back
>he starts masturbating the younger guy while I suck him
>I look up and see that the younger guy is looking at me with an upset look
>It's actually comprehensible I've sucked his dick for like 2 minutes in total, while I've been stuck to his boyfriend's cock
>He grabs the cock I'm sucking and starts sucking it himself
>the old guy says "don't stand there, do something, lick his butt"
>the young guy is on all fours, his nasty cock is dangling
>I seriously don't want to put my faace on his sweaty butthole
>at least its shaved
>the old guy starts pushing the face of the younger one against his dick very hardcore
>he says "come on man what are you doing?"
>I get my face closer, I'm starting to get nervous
>my legs shake
>I end up licking the young guy's balls, while milking his cock
>turns out that turns him on a lot
>he says "damn, this boy is going to make me cum already"
>I keep doing it and the older says "are you deaf? stop with the cock already and get to his butt"
>grabs my head and pushes my face against it
>rubs it against his butthole
>smellier than his cock
>not even looking at the porn on the TV turns me on any more
>think "fuck this I'm out of here"

after a awhile it gets kinda boring. its nice to have in the spank bank. the last guy i blew had a huge cock. probably 10 thick inches. he fucked my mouth and made me gag. for some dumb reason i offed up my ass . he fucked me so hard the condom broke. it hurt like hell, my ass was a little bloody and he came inside me.

>>681213169
^OP here this guy gets it

I guess we should just fucking stop categorizing, stereotyping and antagonizing everyone and start fucking more.
world peace would cum immediately.
everyone suck a dick!!!!

>>681208842
Dick literally taste less than pussy. It has the same salty flavor just not as much. It's much easier to work with. I've sucked dick and eaten pussy, was more horns when eating out my girl, but it was easier to pleasure my friend.

>>681213169
You hideously simplified and misrepresented Roman sexuality, don't talk out your ass about shit you know nothing about

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>>681214415
Part 5/6
>get back to sucking the old man's cock, they get back to kissing
>I really try to get my boner back, it's fucking impossible
>I see that they are signaling each other and pointing at my tiny dick
>they look disappointed
>the yonger guy says that he needs another line
>starts snorting
>the older dude joins him, they almost make me do another line
>"n-no, sorry, haha, I already had too much"
>I'm starting to sound like Minnie Mouse
>Realise it's been 2 hours already
>they expect me to stay all night
>it doesn't look like they want to get in a proper bed or anything or even fuck me at all
>I can't stand getting closer to the nasty dick again
>I make up an excuse
>fake a call from my phone
>start pretending to talk through whatsapp
>the older guy asks whats up
>I say that my mother needs me at home and that it must be important or otherwise she wouldn't call me that late
>The younger guy surprisingly stays calm and tells me "hey man don't worry go wherever you need to"
>the older starts flipping shit "hey this is bullshit come on stay, we'll have fun"
>I'm already dressed, too late. The other one calms him
>He accompanies me to the door, I say "sorry dudes, we'll end this another time"
>he doesn't answer and closes the door

>>681213013
>takes a fag to know a fag

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>>681214895

Part 6/6

>start walking and get to where the cab dropped me
>suddenly realise
>no cash
>phone almost dead
>no buses until 7 am
>get really fucking scared, I'm alone in the middle of nowhere
>can't walk home it's the fucking mountain
>recieve a text from the old guy "hey come back man"
>ignore it
>find that I have my credit card by pure luck
>I'm fucking saved
>ask siri for a cab
>contact a cab
>use google maps to point my position
>20 minutes later a cab is in front of me
>he leaves me in my home
>I stay on the street half an hour reevaluating my life choices
>go inside, my clothes smell of joint and the young guy's cock
>get a shower
>go to bed
>next morning
>answer them "hey sorry about last night"
>he answers "why don't you make it up for us and come tonight? we'll stay up fucking, we'll pay for a cab blah blah..."
>block him

It was actually a pretty embarassing story...

>>681214666

Satan has spoken

>>681215015
What are a child or something.

Go away kid, go be gay somewhere else

>>681215167
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>681214145
>>681214152
Not that guy, but experimenting or just going for the physical enjoyment doesn't make you gay the same way as masturbating is not incest or gay.
As long as you don't actually feel affection towards the same gender, it's just an easy way to make yourself feel good.
I have this amazing bro tier childhood friend, we both had girlfriends before but didn't turn out well, and we're both 100% straight. Every sunday we have this thing where we watch porn and take turns jacking off each other and giving blowjobs to each other. Of course we're looking at the girl in the porn during that and imagine that it's she who's doing it. What we also enjoy doing is putting on a blindfold and deep kissing for several minutes while pretending the other guy is a girl. Of course it only works well if both of us are freshly shaven, otherwise you can feel the beard when you're caressing the other's face. The illusion is almost perfect, and to be honest I don't even really want a girlfriend anymore, she's just basically the same thing with more maintenance.

>>681215421
>go be gay somewhere else reeeeee
>is in a thread about sucking cock
kys you homophobe beta-cuck

>>681215502
I'm a slut with no self-esteem

>>681215844
I need a friend like you ...
but are you sure that atleast one of you guys isn't bi?

I've always been curious about sucking a guy and being facesat by them but I never found anyone I was comfortable with T.T

>>681215844

you're engaging in sexual acts with someone of your same gender. No matter how much you lie to yourself... this is homosexual. There's nothing wrong with it, but you two need to stop bullshitting yourselves. You would only be straight if you were engaging in sexual acts with someone of the opposite sex, which you are not. Doesn't matter if you feel affection towards someone or not.

Hell, I've never touched a dick other than my own, but my gf pegs me and we've discussed fucking a tranny; I accept that I'm bisexual or at least have bisexual tendencies/thoughts.

>>681215167
I would at least have told the older one that the younger one is a sweaty stinky faggot, and you aren't going anywhere near him.

Has anyone ever worshiped a guys feet? Did you also enjoy it?

its warmer than ragular parts of body, smell depends. there is no smell if its just got out of shower and its smells dirty if its not which i like it better. there is no any taste but the joy it gives.. ummmmh thats the taste! sucked couple of shemale dicks btw. true story

>>681217776
^
I also need to now fuck thats a new fetish of mine

>>681218147
Feet, I think are always nice lol. Do you like them clean or smelly?

>>681218293
well I like the form so I can enjoy clean feet,
but I also love the powerplay-aspect of it, so that worshiping smelly ones can be a even bigger turn on

>>681218098
I've been interested in shemales for a while now, sucking their dick, looking up and seeing a feminine body is a dream

>>681218861
Same! Would be nice to find someone who wants a foot slave. You don't see many people that are into feet

>>681219252
I always thought that it was kind of a pretty common fetish?
But it hasn't gotten the lets-make-this-shit-mainstream-treatment by the media like BDSM has with movies and shit like 50 shades of grey.
So, I guess, it's still a bit taboo, even though it's objectively pretty tame.

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>>681208842
If the dick is clean, it doesn't taste or smell like anything. The warmth and pulsating are awesome. Work the head and get some precum going - lick gently and enjoy the taste. When the guy shoots his load, try to get it to the back of your throat so you can swallow quickly unless you want to taste the full load.

Try and tell us

>>681220414
:///////////////// no underaged kids allowed here fuck off
don't worry, you'll learn about homosexuality in fifth grade (implying that you make it that far :/)

>>681208842
So I was driving with one of bros, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so fukking hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big phaggot. I kissed him and call him a big phaggot while laughing.

>>681222168
hot

>>681208842
"Generally pretty straight" equals gay.
'Bisexual' equals gay.

>>681208973
Sooooooo gay then, huh?

>>681212057
No... No, I don't think so either.

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>>681208842
>what is it like to suck a dick?

its like having a dick in your mouth.

>>681212151
I like the quotes on 'straight'. Let's be real, they're just fags trolling for other fags. There's no 'thinking about sucking a dick'; there's gay. Gays can fuck anyone anytime; heteros have it hard because girls have standards.

Noticed thinking ignition birdcage on a the booth tuned be taken throughout the day digging in the morning beautifying hook might try knitting uni standing in checking murmured first game thinking .fuckface

Instead of asking, try it.. It's the only way to really know. You fucking coward.

>>681223938
same tbh

it feels pretty gay every time i do it.

I can only speak from feedback from a girl, as I am not of the homogay persuasion.

I am told my dick tastes 'really good', whatever that means, but that my cum tastes like 'rotting fish'.

Since I heard that, I try to cum in as many girls' mouths as I can. Open wide sweetie.

>>681208842
What I usually do is press the head to the back of my throat and use my tongue to scoop my boyfriend's balls into my mouth so I can lick them in there. Sometimes I use by free hand to massage his prostate.

In about two minutes he cums and I can swallow his load without tasting it.

Took me a while to be able to do it comfortably, but it's fa skill to practice out of necessity. We're both pretty busy.

>>681224631
see, gay cumguzzling fuckhole mansluts like me wouldn't judge you
for the taste of your jizz, boo :3

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anyone like my dick?

thinking about getting drunk with one of my guy friend's and getting him to suck me, idk if i should though, its pretty risky

>>681225743

I want to cum on your balls

>>681225940
lmao thanks

i dont think anyone has ever said that to me

>>681225743
tell us more!
do you have a crush on that guy?
do you know that he likes dick?

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>>681226468
yeah i guess i kinda like him

ive known him for a long time and didnt like him, but recently he's gotten more fit and cut his hair a particular way so i find myself a lot more attracted to him

he's sorta girly, and kinda ambiguously bi so i was thinking maybe it would work if i have a good enough dick

>>681227110
well your dick is certainly good enough ;)
good luck, dude.

>>681227110

I'm the guy who commented on your balls. I guess I'd frot you, too, as long as you're okay with me cumming on your cock. Might wanna try that with your friend too