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Franklin?
sup faggots
>>681108293
Hello
>>681108270
What are you doing now since you stopped playing dark souls?
snarf
>>681108293
Hello.
>>681108388
Was playing Enter the Gungeon, now watching American Dad.
>>681108809
MEOW.
>>681108920
wemmmmmmmmmm
>>681108920
>>681108388
how are you 2 today~
>>681108920
What episode?
>>681109041
Doing fine, how about you?
>>681109036
MEEEEEOOOOOW.
>>681109041
Good, how're you?
>>681109170
The one where Roger becomes a dictator of a small tropical island.
>>681109563
pthpth
>>681109170
good works been kicking my ass. been on for 8 days straight at 14 hour shifts. and have 2 more days till i have a day off just came on to make sure yall know im not dead yet/
>>681109563
>>681109563
I was hoping it the James Bond parody episode
>>681109885
Are you sure you aren't undead?
>>681109950
ehh i might end up blowing my brains out or jump off the top of the building one day. but no i am still alive. and im not an ajin.
If you kill yourself, how will you get put into snarf's butt folder?
Slow night it seems
Kitty.
>>681111687
soup?
>>681111670
a little
quiet slow
>>681111824
I'm lonely.
>>681112213
Where's hunnibuns?
>>681111824
Aren't Monday mornings usually slow?
>>681112360
Its 2 am and there's noone around.
>>681112412
At his place.
>>681112412
i have no clue. I didnt even know what day it was
>>681112763
go kidnap someone and make then play board games~
I'm still about. Just had a shower.
>>681112763
Kidnap Hunnibuns. And I should be sufficient
>>681113141
Welcome back
>>681113205
There's something great about being knotted in the shower.
>>681113221
WEM WEMMM!!!!
Guys, I'm a faggot
And I wish I wasnt
Cuz I want a nice faggot to be with
But nice faggots dont use dating sites
Just mean faggots
Im too cute and nice of a faggot to deal with them
I cant find any nice faggots for romance and cuddles
Just the faggots that want to fuck it and chuck it
What do, faggots?
>>681113408
my mouth feels dry help
>>681113205
>Won't post butt
>Thinks he should be sufficient
>>681113639
Well calling them all faggots means you only attract faggots.
Starting by calling them by their names. then find out if they're gay.
If you don't use apps, you're going to have a harder time. Don't have sex right away if you want a relationship. putting out quick means you can be fucked and dumped.
>>681113681
Drink some lemon tea.
>>681113408
Wouldn't know a thing about that.
>>681113681
Hydrate
>>681113830
My presence should be enough for you
faggot ass niggas smh
>>681107935
Any ausfurs on here? Brisqld would be even better
>>681113881
I use sites and apps, i want a relationship but everyone else just wants sex :c
A guy messaged me a day ago, figured id reply.
Right after i return reply he asks if im down to fuck and then doesnt understand why i called him a scumbag.
>>681113943
Well you will purchase a toy soon. You're fingering yourself, it's only a matter of time.
>>681114020
Me.
Sadly no.
>>681113881
i dont have any and lemons are gross
>>681113943
i will made some tea~
>>681114075
Who are you messaging? Young, mature?
It makes a difference you know.
>>681114075
anon this is the thing with dating apps and shit
they aren't for dating they are for one night stands. if you want a good bf you gotta not be looking for one
>>681114305
Lemons are great. I eat them raw. Really cleanses your mouth. Try it some time.
>>681114310
On the first site i used i messaged 30-40 people of average looks and personalities of what im looking for with 0 replies.
All the people who talk to me, either: my age but only wants a hook up or creepy old man
>pic appropriate
>>681114445
Look for one how.
Im also sad that the nice guys on /b/ dont live near me.
>>681114609
fucking KEK
man i hate that shit. glad i have good bf
>>681114133
I wouldn't doubt it
>>681114305
Part of me really wanted to say Motrin and water. In the army that shit cures everything
>>681114133
Still aus though, where abouts?
>>681114020
yes but not there
>>681114692
well idk man
i found mine by chance. in s/fur.
a good way is just to be social tho. depends where you live. some places its not really possible. but yea if its a big kinda area then you should be able to make gay friends and meet people.
>Im also sad that the nice guys on /b/ dont live near me.
my bf lives far away as fuck. but its ok because its still the best relationship.
ldr is hard (apparently. but i find it very easy)
but if its the right guy its worth it
>>681114867
I can never seem to find many aus furs let alone ones that want to kik :/
>>681114463
i like lemonaid.
>>681114725
i consume mass amounts of that anyway lol
>>681115043
According to army medical science. You should be practically invincible. With a PT belt you'd become a god
>>681115036
there's a few brisbane guys here, two with names and one who doesn't any more
>>681114609
Well most gay people your age don't want to be tied down, they want FWB. The old guys just msg everyone hoping someone likes their particular style. It's a number game.
If you want 'good' guys you need to go out to where gays meet and meet them face to face without an app. join hobbie groups and become more than you are currently. Then when you are least expecting it a great guy will come along.
>>681114725
So the question now is which one will you get?
>>681114812
You'll laugh like all the other aus furs.
A.C.T.
>>681115009
This guy gets it.
>>681115036
Kik is old, snap chant is where it's at.
>>681115043
Solo or Sprite?
>>681115009
Your bf is far away but this is a typical thing on b for me :/
>talk to guy
>we get on well
>he lives in the states
>i live in
>FUCKING CANADA
>>681114692
Just spam these threads. That's how I found my BF.
>>681115379
Where do gays meet?
>>681115230
I will rule the battlefields
>>681115379
both~
>>681115379
damn right i get it
>>681115383
pff that's not even far dude. if you actually like someone then that distance is nothing.
my bf is canada too. and im UK.
its still the best relationship ive ever had. and i plan to move in with him as soon as i can.
if you want a bf you really like then the chances they live near you are pretty fucking slim.
>>681115379
I'll cross that bridge when i come to it. But not the xl chance, that thing scares me
>>681115408
And how he got a folder full of butts
>>681115752
Only an American has the right
>>681115789
Damn that does suck :<
>>681115832
damn right they do~
>>681115589
Where anyone else meets to date really.
>>681115752
But you don't like lemon the actual fruit?
Wem stop katten about and eat the lemon.
>>681115832
As it should, you can kill a dragon with that thing.
Sooo. which one will it be?
>>681115871
kinda but at the same time its still best relationship so i cant complain.
>>681116066
well i dont like to eat them plain. or lemon candy/medicine.
>>681116066
Make a suggestion
>>681116044
If you are indeed American, you should be able to handle the power of the Holy PT belt and Motrin and Water
>>681116328
You and I both know you like to suck on lemon.
>>681116475
girl I can handle them all so good
>>681116612
maybe if there was like a lot of sugar
>>681116112
Hey there you.
>>681116328
Don't you like sour things?
>>681116475
This one.
My chair just snapped
>>681115237
I really have to get on more then
>>681115379
Never actually met someone from act doesnt really make me laugh though I just forget that place exists sometimes, also yeah just had kik for awhile peeps are on that so have just stuck to it use snap occasionally but just prefer kik idk why
>>681116927
mine snapped a long time ago
but i have zip ties so its ok
>>681116860
i do like sour candy yeah,
>>681116927
oh shit you ok?
>>681116475
Chance unflared small in pink and white natural
i like 3 am
>>681116927
What kind of chair snaps?
>>681117043
Most people are "hurr durr, Canberra sucks"
It tells me everything i need to know about them.
>>681117184
Going for the natural look :)
>>681116826
Don't worry, I won't tell groden that you like to suck lemon while he's covered in sugar.
>>681116927
Getting fat.
I feel asleep for 4 hours.
>>681117124
>>681117098
I'm laughing pretty hard right now
>>681117313
Shitty cheap ones
>>681117442
>I'M NOT FAT OKAY
>>681117446
Good, do you feel better?
I pretty much fell back because I was yawning lol
>>681117446
i feel asleep too
>>681117501
Geez, that's a crappy chair.
BTW arm rests for desks are not good for posture.
>>681117533
No
>>681117582
I like hermit crabs in like little cans and stuff.
>>681116860
That's interesting to say the least. I think I can kill someone with that
>>681116826
Let the arrogance flow through you
>>681117313
Which part of Australia sucks the most? Like where's your Detroit
>>681117442
lewd!
>>681117501
lol glad no shards went into your bum
aight gona bed peace out~
>>681117750
Night.
>>681117750
Goodnight lol
>>681117699
I was sitting up straight, It's just that I yawned and stretched back lmao
>I'm still trying to salvage it and all thats happening is I just keep randomly falling back
>>681116860
what up
>>681117722
Have you seen a doctor about it?
>>681117724
Id say Redfern in Sydney.
>>681117970
Time to buy new one.
>>681118013
Bread and Tea. Watching GoT.
>>681117750
Night WEM!
>WHEN U ANSWER THE DOOR 2 GET THE MAIL AND U FORGET U HAVE UR COLLAR ON
fuck
>>681118120
what kinda tea
>>681118120
Yes
It's stress.
>>681118120
how is it?
>>681118166
isn't that how a porno starts?
>>681118120
fuck
>>681118166
That's actually happened lol?
>>681118241
yea but in the porno im sure the guy wearing the collar doesn't say "the fuck you lookin at, gimme my mail bitch"
>>681118254
ya just now.
second time ive done it too
>>681118166
wow sexy.
Now that you've done in once. leave it on for the rest of the week. You already have gotten used to it around your neck.
Just black tea. Dilmah brand.
>>681118177
Plain naan with butter and black tea. it settle my stomach.
>>681118415
He does if he wants to be collered and put in his place ;)
>>681118415
K e k
Did you acknowledge it? Or just say nothing?
>>681118241
He didn't mention bad acting so I'm not sure
>>681118120
That ending to the new episode
>>681118415
hmm, could have been a little more seductive than that
>>681118436
stomach problems? any idea what caused it?
>>681118627
I think that's implied
>>681118629
The ex.
>>681118627
I will get there soon.
>>681118806
So why did he call you last night?
>>681118806
oh, well, I was just going to say that black tea and butter are both acidic, so they probably wouldn't help much with stomach problems
>>681118886
He's got money issues, and he wants me to pay more.
I say no, not anymore, i'm not your husband anymore. This is the choice you made. I will not be there for you.
He ranted and screamed and begged and cried. I got angry, and it still hurts me.
>>681119043
Shit, you think i'll have reflux tonight?
>>681118436
nah id rather not leave it on
it is comfy as fuck tho
i got bored of black tea. now im drinking green tea
>>681118534
no im the top here
>>681118623
read the top half of that post
>>681118629
ill be seductive when the guy at the door is my bf
>>681119158
Why are you paying for him in the first place?
>>681119214
Well it's your back i suppose.
Have you got a harness and leather cap to go with that collar?
>>681119262
The house loan is in both our names. he doesn't want to pay half anymore.
I foresee more problems in the near future.
>>681119214
Damn
I can just imagine that, makes me laugh pretty hard to think about it lol
>>681119497
I though you sold the house already.
>>681119497
nope
its not very cute
>>681119518
oh yea
its pretty fucking funny. im glad i give no fucks or it could have been really embarasing
mornin'
>>681119647
Yeah I couldn't imagine myself just telling him to 'fuck off'
It'll be even funnier if/when he comes back
>>681119580
Waiting on settlement. in about 7 weeks. We still have to pay the loan until then.
>>681119647
The collar is not cute? So you have a wolf collar?
>>681119668
Morning!
Goodnight, whores.
>>681119158
depends on what physically caused it. If it's that your stomach is too acidic from alcohol or whatever it may be, then milk and honey will remedy that
>>681119214
you just need him to show up one day with your mail or a pizza
Oh ya, forgot to mention. The motherfucking Washington Capitals advance in playoffs. We're going to quarter finals
>>681119858
Good night
>>681119891
The dialogue needs to be extra terrible
>>681119847
Oh alright.
>>681119858
Good Night Snarfles.
>>681119891
Well it's too late to do anything about it now. I will just have to deal with it.
>>681119787
yea i cant wait
maybe ill wear something else next time kek
>>681119847
nah the collar is very cute
but the cap/harness doesn't sound cute at all
>>681119891
yup
ill download some bad porno music for when it happens
nah idk tho. but im sure it will be like something out of a cringey romance movie when i go meet him at the train station
that's close enough right?
>>681119858
gnight homo
>>681119979
oh of course, but we don't think of that for them
>>681120077
it's not necessarily too late is it?
>>681120087
I guess it'll have to do in that case
>>681120087
lmao
Just wear nothing but underwear, the collar and socks
and just say nothing and stare him down
>>681120267
Just the collar. No socks or underwear
>>681120219
it gon be cute
>>681120267
ill probably just stare him down
other stuff is too lewd.
>>681120403
He totally needs a burqa
>>681120431
are you going to have flowers for him?
>>681120403
>>681120431
when he hands the mail just drop it to the floor
Then do seductive shit
>>681120087
I'm getting mixed messages here. You've got a cute not cute collar, you like to top, but want to stay cute?
What about garter belt and a corset?
>>681120047
Yeah just a little bit longer.
>>681120219
Yeah it's only 7pm here. but i was up at 5am.
THAT FUCKING TIGER IS A GOD SEND FUCKING SAVED!!
>>681120267
DO THIS! It'll be great!
*hugs
>>681120680
for anzac day marches?
you're welcome, I was blindly posting
