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When I was 12, I had a dream that I made out with Roger Moore.

self bump

>>680919625
I had a dream that I had sex with a loli. During an orgy. That my cousins were at.

>>680919449
I'm trans. I desperately want to take HRT but I'm afraid I won't be pretty or cute and I don't want to do anything irreversible. I've turned to anorexia and am going to start doing very specific workouts in an attempt to obtain a more feminine body.

>>680919449
put peanut butter on dick and bribed dog

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I'm into lolicon, biographies about child molestation and my boyfriend doesn't know, though he's been getting close to it now.

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>>680920102

But the loli wasn't either of your cousins?

Shared nudes and doxxed my girlfriend of 10 years to try to get nudes of girls I know. It failed

>>680920822
Hot

>>680920910
>But the loli wasn't either of your cousins?
No. But, my cousin was sitting naked on the bed while I was fucking the loli.

Fucked my brother's wife. She ask fucking hot. She came over alone two months back. We drank a bit. Got loose and made out. Then I tore off her clothes and we fucked for hours. How wrong it was made the sex better she had multiple orgasms. I came the hardest I've ever cum.

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>>680921101

Thanks

>>680921108

Did you find her attractive at all? I wish I could have a dream about fucking a loli

I fucked my sexy English teacher who is married after I graduated high school, the way she put it was that it was a "graduation gift"

I secretly want a regular chick who likes to take care of herself. Not into traps or ponies.

I jumped out of a moving car with no intent to harm myself, but now wish I had succeeded.

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>>680921338

>or ponies

What?

masturbated grabbing my 5yr old cousin's ass while she was sleeping

I watch my gf fuck large black men. I love how she cums when she grinds on black cock.

>>680920570
be the person you want to be; don't let the domestication you were brought up on control you. You know you better than anyone else, and if you get to where you think you are beautiful, I promise you someone else will share that enthusiasm. Repeat after me, its no better to be safe than sorry.

I'd like to kill somebody. See how it comes up

>>680921206
you sir are a piece of shit.

>>680921912

I think most people have a curiosity about murder, you're not alone anon

8 a burrito shet was currency

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>>680921556

That's pretty nasty anon but at least you didn't properly hurt her (or him)

>>680922063
ive only ever 7 a burrito

I'm a female Jew with Aspergers so most of the times I get insulted on here it's at least partially accurate

>>680922034
Yay! So lets do it then

>>680922354

kek'd

>>680922434

I think I could pretty easily kill someone who was trying to kill/hurt me or someone I loved but I'd never kill an innocent person.

Fuck you empathy!

>>680922354
don't take it personal jewbaka :3

I have been posting nude pics of my gf on the internet for years and she still doesn't know

>>680919449
into cp (14+)
would shoot up school but consequences
>hi NSA

>>680921291
>Did you find her attractive at all?
Yes very.
>I wish I could have a dream about fucking a loli.
The trick to having dreams is keeping a dream journal and getting enough sleep. After that it happens reasonably often.

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>>680922869

Real CP?

>>680922869
>shoot up school
that shit's too played out, u can do better

I had anal sex with my partner primary
tuve sexo anal con mi compañero de primaria

>>680922869
im into 10+

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>>680919449
male,
fucked my brother.
my first real relationship involved me fucking an underage girl for a few months before she was legally of age

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>>680923008

>dream journal
>happens often

Tell me your secrets anon

I traveled back in time and whispered into the ear of an adolescent A. Hitler "the jews did it" as he slept every night for years.

>>680923180

Let's hear your brother fucking story?

>>680922869

NSA doesn't give a fuck about your little 4chan post
that's not their job

>>680921912
>>680922034
>>680922434
>>680922564
Wouldn't it be easy as fuck to murder someone in a place like India or Pakistan? They have actual slave markets. The only thing is I don't know if I could rape a Pashtun slave and then murder her. I might want to keep fucking her.

>>680922869
>>680923141
>14
>10
so youre basically into granny porn? eww.

Ive had 6 opportunities to have sex, but im too self concious because of my phimosis, so I always said im not interest or too busy 21 yo still virgin

>>680923044
probably, but it would be pretty satisfying
considering my school is full of faggots.

Molested a 7yo girl when i was 14

>No, i wont go into details mr FBI
>No, i would never do it again.
>Yes, i regret it

>>680923485
at least you tried it, you never know if you dont try.

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>>680923348
I was a 24 year old virgin but had the chance to fuck a German exchange student but I crapped out because I assumed she was used to big German cocks and I'm average. Ended up just sleeping on her couch.
>tfw when now I realize I was King Autism

>>680923322

Yeah a developed country would be the best place but yeah that being said I wouldn't kill an innocent person

>>680921452
is your name Emily?

>>680919449
I'm helping my ex bf get with a girl he's had a crush on for almost a year, and I still love him.

>>680919449
I really want to kill my step-sister.
I was once proven innocent of a criminal felony that I was totally fucking guilty of.
There's a pentagram made of blood on my ceiling that I made when I was bored and blood is such a bitch to get out, I just left it there.
I constantly read and play video games to hide from my childhood memories.

>>680923322
Yea but why would i want to go there? Maybe they kill me in the end...

>>680923193
Often is relative. I have a sex dream ~1/20 dreams.

As for the dream journal just write down whatever you can remember when you wake up even if it is just a feel or small detail. I went from only have remembered like 3 dreams in my whole life to remembering my dreams every night that I get enough sleep(which is not often but is at least something).

>>680923760
threesome time...

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>>680923300

for the double dubs.

>be me
>hanging out with potentially gay best friend and brother
>brother and best friend were pretty close
>talking about sex
>"You've never had sex anon?"
>"Nope. Been curious about it I guess"
>Friend starts rubbing my brother and my dick
>ThreeWay.jpg

tfw lost virginity to brother and another dude.

Best friend came out as gay years later. We've never talked about it after that day.

>>680919449
I got ADD and scizophrenia but im too depressed to get it diagnosed.

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>>680923485

I wanna ask questions though...

>>680923322
gett

>>680919449
I'm autistic, I don't tell anyone though, I also think 4chan is anonymous even though everything has been logged for years, but don't listen to me I'm autistic

>>680923682
No. And I'm male.
So no.

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>>680923950
image was a lot more excited than I thought it would be.

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>>680919449
I think i suck, my life is shit and want to off myself, thats why i drink, smoke and do shit like a retarded twat motherfuker; hope i get lung cancer and die :D

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>>680923930

I can remember most of my dreams I wanna know how to dream about specific things, bugger. Oh well good idea I might start doing that too since I do sometimes have sexual dreams.

I love waking up because I'm thrusting, those fingering dreams are always excellent

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>>680923950

I was expecting rape but hey whatever works! Glad it was a positive experience for you

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>>680924083
Just imaging hundreds of log pages full of this fucking rape-banana.

>>680920822
Holy shit you kept your promise

I constantly fantasize about slow dancing to Open Arms by Journey

I hold in my shits longer cause I like the feel of it pressing my anus. I'm not gay, just feels good holding it in.

But it hurts when I finally poo cause at builds up. :(

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>>680924628

Yeah, I told you I'd be in another one, only downed my first JD and coke too but hey let's see where we go from here right?

>>680924154
Cancer is a pretty shite way to go M8

>>680924414
Yo it's the anon from that other thread last night

>>680924947
Only gets better. If it doesn't seem like it, you haven't had enough

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>>680925139

I should go pour another one shouldn't I?

>>680924305
>I can remember most of my dreams I wanna know how to dream about specific things
In that case the trick to do reality checks every once in awhile so that eventually you will do them in your dreams by instinct.

You should still make a dream journal to further improve your dream recall and figure out your dream signs.

There are other lucid dreaming techniques too but that's the one have ave had success with.

>>680925001
thx lad, just done a lucky strike pack today, will start morphine next week :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>680923485
Me too. I was just a stupid awkward kid who liked sex wayyyyy too much and didn't have outlets.

Also, when I was eight me and a friend spent an entire summer sucking each others cocks and jacking each other off.

Additionally, as an elementary schooler, I coerced every (teenage!) babysitter I had into playing with my cock. ("ohhh, it feels funny...can you look?")

I don't understand people who say kids aren't aware of their sexuality.

>>680922354
yellowlaughingman.jpg

>>680925271
You already know the answer, friend.

>>680921609
I am pleased your bait received no replies

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>>680925340

I'll give it a god, thanks for the tip anon

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>be me
>be 15
>convince 9 year old neice to kiss me
>feels good man
>month later she says to me she knows what sex is and wants to try it
>say "thats cool man"
>gtfo of there
>avoid her at all costs

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>>680925470

True that also cooking burgers tonight, shame I have to wake up around 4 am

>>680920570
>>680921610
KYS freak genders or become traps

>>680925399
Have at it fam. I don't give a shit how you kill yourself.

My favorite secret to share is one I've shared already. I have no regrets about it.

I slipped a roofy in my wifes drink while we were at a club. I leaned her back on a couch in an upstairs area, took off her panties, pulled her skirt up and spread her knees apart. I also unbuttoned her blouse, and unsnapped her bra and pushed it to the side. I watched from another table as several guys had their way with her unconscious body.

Now I fantasize about her being raped in front of me by multiple men, and begging for more. Being the submissive slut like she was that night at the club. My only regret is I didn't take any pictures.

>>680925667
Very true.

>>680920570
you could've just said you're mentally ill, would have been less effort to type

>>680925399
>:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
you're an idiot

>>680922865
Do it right now

>>680926160
Kek, yeah. I agree.

>>680921338

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>680923939
She's super religious. It wouldn't happen. She is cute though

>>680920822
Did you have any sexual experiences as a kid (consensual or otherwise)? If so, can you tell us about them?

>>680922564
could have just said you're an edgelord, would have been less effort to type

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>>680925995
:DD
You should take my 18 cm hard dick in ur arse

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>>680925856

Oh well the dawn service is worth it and drink made woho

>>680923328
>6 Mastur race

>>680919449

normie reporting in
>lost my virginity to an ugly girl

>>680925667
Not exactly trying to be forward, but I've been waiting all day to see your chest. Hopes kinda up cause it was a pretty shit day.

>>680926312

My word, two sentences! The effort is unimaginable!

Plus it's pretty understandable to hurt someone that's hurt you, not really edgy you should direct that to >>680923322

>>680926296
"no sex before marriage" religious?

>>680923263
Godamn you beat me to it by 60 years!

I posted pics of a girl I know not too long ago, and recently her husband has been extremely angry, relapsed into drinking, and accusing her of cheating. She's about to get a divorce.
I kind of think it's because he might have seen her pics here.

>>680926448
Yay, drinks

>>680926442
Oscar? We all thought you were dead

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>>680925796
Idk why but I love reading about these cuck stories even though I feel kind of cringy for the guy watching it

>>680919449
I once had consensual sexual intercourse with a woman, but it was not for the sole purposes of reproduction.

I still think about it sometimes, what a horrifying experience.

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>>680926305

I actually have no idea what cause me to be aroused so young, might have been molested as a toddler, no idea.

Made out with a boy I thought like liked me (was around 7 or 8 so that's the type of thing I thought) and he essentially stuck his hands up my knickers. I didn't like him doing that so I made him stop but I did enjoy making out with him he would have been about 12 or 14.

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>>680926533

You know I just plan to do a bra shot from a birds eye angle right? Sorry you've had a shitty day anon, wanna vent?

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I unironically think Lolita is a good book and I love hotline miami and I have like 7 waifus

I constantly think about sex in a sadistic and overpowering way. Almost in a way where my partner is unwilling and powerless. Often, kind of rapey. I feel like a sick and perverted person…

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>>680926484
HIGH FIVE

>>680926897
You're going to hell hope you feel glad about that you fucking sinner

I kill people.

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>>680926738

Yay indeed, so how's your day been anyways anon?

>>680927024
Really just don't care on presentation, just kinda wanted to see.

>>680927151
Woot woot!

>>680926833
Well, mainly because I want her to be as deviant as I am, which will allow me to fuck other women.

I really want to do it again, but I'm not sure the rohyp I have from back then is still good.

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>>680927123

I really should give that book a read

Sometimes i wish i could stop time so i could rape every girl in my school then restart time and laugh my ass off because of the loud ass moans

>>680927123
>7 waifus
This is the real crime

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>>680927249

Hmkay I did promise it to you guys, really is a shame those anons were dicks last night

But legit don't expect too much k?

I fucked my dog...and brother's...and cousin's...and neighbor's...

I'm a zoophile and to normalize what people assumed about me I just said I'm a furry when they saw my internet history.

>>680927221
Same anon, uh, like I said, shit. I work in fast food. I hate people. I don't understand how hard it is for them to read the menu..

>>680919449
Sometimes I think about touching myself at night. Please forgive me Jesus.

>>680927452
Nah, just curious to see. I have no expectations of you.

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>>680927324
Oh it's something.
>>680927388
Can confirm too many waifus will destroy your Laifu

I'm a neet.
people probably think i'm gay [spoiler]but i'm not[/spoiler]

>>680927582
You horrible fucking monster

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>>680927471

That sucks ass, I've worked with food and yeah people tend to not actually treat you like a human they just zone out and think 'the customer's always right'

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>>680927300
If you do make sure to at least take a few pics and post 'em so I can jerk my virgin weiner while sobbing for being a dissapointment to me fams

i'm a compulsive liar.

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>>680927620

Mkay gimme a sec

>>680927745
Exactly.

>>680919449
>In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam.
>In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
>In 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
>when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
>worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony
> made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
>dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>>680925400
Some kids are hypersexual, I know I certainly was.
When I was a kid I talked all of my cousins into giving me head and fucked a couple of them and my dog.

I uh... Don't have any secrets honestly...

>>680927844
Liar.

I wish we could have sex freely sometimes. A great amount of people's troubles come from having sex with the wrong person. You're in a relationship and you wanna fuck other people? Problem. Wanna fuck your sibling? Problem. Fucking before marriage? Problem, in the past at least. People used to fuck in front of their kids and no one would bat an eye, what if we got that freedom back? What if we could fuck whoever we wanted and love was a separate thing? What would the world be like?

I don't know if I would do it even if it was socially acceptable, but dang, I feel slutty sometimes

>>680927911
But I wouldn't want to share..

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>>680927911
You're just a slut

>>680927900
this statement is false

although your dubs aren't

>>680927911
i fucking hate sluts

>>680928112
Dubs of truth, friend.

>>680927867
Whoa bro no need to tell us your life story. Not like we have your hand stuffed in a blender.

Bop Bop Bop Hababa Babab Hapapa Daga Baba

...I'm a dog.

>>680928263
Kek

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>>680926160
>>680926250

>>680928293
What a talented doggo.

>>680928091
Don't know about that, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend of 3 years and haven't ever cheated on him, even though most of the time we're not even on the same continent. Maybe you're right though. I did camwhore a few times before him.

I used to play "doctor" with close friends in early elementary school. Fingered a girls asshole at age 8, touched balls around the same time.

I regularly touched peoples genitals in their sleep through elementary school. I used to stick marbles up my ass.

Lost my virginity at 13 to a girl of the same age. I am 100% sure she had male damily members that fucked her too.

I barebacked every whore I have ever slept with, I have had genital warts and I have herpes outbrea
ks. I am married and I still fuck random sluts when I go home, and bareback them too.

For a while in my early 20s I would hide in the woods and stalk/ terrify people. I felt like I was practicing for something.

Oh, and when I was really young like 5 or six I would watch a movie scene of a cartoon where someone was being swallowed by a dragon over and over again. I wanted to be eaten alive by a giant woman.

I don't think about any of this shit much anymore.

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I raped a classmate of mine when I was 16 on holloween.

I bought a scream mask and a ratty trench coat at the local thrift store and was just waking around as it was getting dark and saw a girl in the back of a graveyard.
Name was Mandy, 7/10 emo girl. I cut across the graveyard up to her. She didn't seem afraid of me. I pointed at the plot next to where she was sitting.
"This seat taken?" I asked. She laughed and said no.
I sat down next to her and looked at her.
"Scream huh?" She said. Suddenly something came over me. I punched her in the face as hard as I could.
She fell over and I kept hitting her. I was on the school wrestling team so over powering her unto her stomach was pretty easy.

I pulled her pants down and got my dick out, lifted my mask up and spit on it and then shoved it in.
Will all the excitement I only last a few pumps.
I pulled out and flipped her back over and punch her a few more times in her stomach before I ran off.
I burned everything I was wearing that day a few nights later in my families fire pit.

Mandy wasn't in school for a couple of months but finally came back. She was only around for about 3 weeks before having a breakdown because someone had asked her " is this seat taken?"

No idea if she ever suspected me, but I was never questioned by the police.

>>680928351
Thank you sir Bop bop hababa dop daga bop bop

>>680919449
I tried killing myself twice.

>>680928590
Why did you fail?

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My girlfriend's pussy

I have made very meaningful relationships in the past few months, but I've lied about everything. Lied about age, career, my family, my friends, everything.

My wife lets me fuck here while I look at candydoll girls

Assfucked the family dog a few times at 17. It was more because I disliked the dog than a sex thing; although I actually fantasize about getting knotted.

I've been able to fist my own asshole since age 12; no abuse that I can remember, though. Some of the most extreme anal stuff I've done involves stuffing an entire pack of bologna in my ass, then squirting a bunch of ranch in, then packing it deeper with a large water bottle filled with really hot water. Feels crazy intense.

>>680928646
Nothin too big m8

>>680928639
Belt snapped the first time, and was caught the second.

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>>680928476

>>680928659
Uh.. Ok. Good secret.

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>>680927620

Here you go anon, told you they weren't that flash but it's as much proof as I'm willing to give

(yay for shitty lighting making them blotchy)

>>680928697
Sad day when you fail to kill yourself. Have you gotten any better?

>>680928697
Third times a charm eh?

>>680928794
now remove the garment

I've drawn my own porn. May be common but I feel like utter sad shit for doing so.

>>680928794
Hey, that's all I really wanted. Thanks, femanon, for following through. I'd honestly like to see more, but I'm not pushing for anything. They look like decent tits, though.

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>>680928952

Nope

>>680928697
Suicide is meaningless. I look down on you with great scorn. Peasant. And isn't that telling you something, that you haven't succeeded with killing yourself? Maybe you should do something other than lurk /b/. Live your life as a meaningful individual rather than moping and whining on 4chan.

>>680928794
Wiggity woo let's see that vagoo.

>>680928854
Waiting on my gun license. Hoping to use the S&W 500 if I ever get the urge.
>>680928851
Any better at killing myself? Obviously not. Better in general? Nope, life's taken a big shit on me in the past few months.

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>>680928744
What

Everyone around me including family, best friends, colleagues etc think I'm highly educated.
Thanks to faking I have been working in IT for over 10 years with average annual salary of $160K.

My life contains more lies .. anyone cares?

>>680928407
Oh, also most women I have slept with have been in relationships or married.

I have caused a divorce. I have blown my load in the throat of my roomates gf. I have lied and told people I was gay to avoid the blame.

I have done some really stupid shit, and even though it never feels good long term I can't stop.

>>680929092
Wish you the best of luck.

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>>680929030

No problem, I mean overall yeah I am a femnon it's never nice to have a bunch of anons accusing you of lying and such and turning a secrets thread into a bitch thread.

Glad you wanna see more, I'm flattered but it's not going to happen, thanks for understanding oh and thanks for the compliment

>>680929136
Let's here it

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>>680929076

Cute but no

>>680929220
But why are you into lolis

>>680929220
I try very hard not to be an asshole.

>>680927911
agreed, society is generally retarded when it comes to sexuality. kids these days are too sheltered and self conscious. luckily growing up my family wasnt like that, nudity and sex werent some secret taboo shit that should be avoided. sadly some of my nieces/nephews have conservative closed minded parents. when they stay with me i try to show them the real world. we do stuff like shower together, theyve seen me and my gf fuck a couple times

>straight male
>in college, got plenty of pussy
>for since strange reason, I still enjoy fucking myself in the ass with various items
>feels good man (pain is worth it)
>years go by, eventually takes its toll
>end up tearing asshole and bleeds a bunch
>took forever to heal
>healed well, so get gf to start doing shit to my ass
>she fists me, but I bleed a bunch the next day
>quit anal insertions for good, but she still licks my ass pretty normally (tongue fucked my ass today)

>>680929182
I'm the same way. I'm this guy:>>680925796

Nothing is off the table, and I have no qualms sleeping with friends girlfriends, or wives.

>>680929066
Have you considered that trying to live as a "meaningful individual" and having failed could be the reason I went for it?

>>680919449

>>I once fingered my step sister in the ass, & once in her pussy. She got wet quick. She was asleep both times.
>>I used to watch the same sister masturbate, when she slept on the couch.
>>I stole nude pics from my other step sisters phone, & put them online. She found them online, but still doesn't know it was me.
>>MFW, I know what both of their pussies look like. Neither of them know that. MFW, my step sister calls me (because haxor) and asks if I can help remove her pics, which are now on multiple sites. Both of my step sisters are hot cock-hungry sluts, & one of them will fuck for weed.

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I was molested by 3 people at the same time when I was a child (8) and one kept grabbing my cock and ass for 4 months every day after that when I would go to my friend's house after they told me I had to or they'd rape and kill me.

Theeen there was a guy I liked...found out he was doing stuff to me in my sleep (handjobs and fingering) until I once found out he shoved he cock in my mouth and blew me once in my sleep after I told him to stop talking to me. (sister's friend, I couldn't exactly tell her about it). Followed by him overpowering me once and face raping me.

Followed by the first time I tried having sex...couldn't even get oral, I was too scared to do anything besides jerk a guy off and give a footjob, I was good at that at least but he tried forcing me into stuff as well and after that I've become really homophobic and have been unable to lose my Vcard or have gay friends.

I would like to ask a girl to watch Netflix and chill so we can just watch Netflix and chill

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>>680929326

I guess it's because they're just so arousing, they can be cute or erotic depending on how they want to present themselves plus I'm very short so they're essentially the only body type I could pick up and ravage.

Consensual lolis are my favourite

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>>680921458
>2016
>Not liking pony pussy

>>680929638
I agree.

>>680929203
Thanks, whoever you may be.

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>>680929382

I appreciate it, would give more but honestly feel naughty for showing those since the boyfriend and all

Welp time for a third drink

>>680929638
So you're bi?

>>680919625
That's so weird, I had the same dream but about Sean Connery

>>680928590
Suicide provides no escape for it is the irreversible act motivated by considerations that might turn out to be a gross blunder, and the tormenting forces that plague your soul will persist in the afterlife.

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I have fb and nudes of her

More?

When I was 11 I lost my virginity

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>>680929708

Hehe oh anon you're so silly

I was into pony porn long before I was into loli

>>680925796
You fucking piece of shit, she trusts you

>>680929775
Understandable. I would hate to be the reason for a breakup.

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>went to a brothel for the first time recently
>was fun overall
>a bit strange though
>at the start when the girls were introducing themselves to me, the first 2 girls walked in, told me their names, then left, the third 1 came in introduced herself and said "I give you full service you come with me now?"
>it was as if they had already decided I would go with the third girl and the first 2 weren't interested.
>the third girl(who i went with) was the most attractive anyway, so it was ok
ama

>>680929734
Yeah man, anytime.

>>680929476
I've seen that story on her for a while on occasion, is that your OC?

It really bothers me that I can't quit, but I also feel that every chance I get to fuck is one,I'll regret if I dont take it. I met a couple of guys at a strip club one night and ended up fucking his girlfriend that he brought with him.

It's a confusing feeling. I also constantly feel like others are having a more fulfilling sex life than me, and the jelousy spurs more action.

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>>680929708
>2016
>liking pony pussy

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>>680925796
I wish we were friends. We would have so much fun together.

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>>680929811

Yeah, have been since I can ever remember, I've always found women and men attractive but the furthest I've ever gotten with a girl was an extremely arousing kiss, you could have drowned a toddler in my panties, not that I'd want to heh.

>>680928476
>things that never happened

>>680930052
What does AIDS taste like?

>>680929619
Shiit. Maybe you should've kept that grubby little fantasy to yourself!

>>680930284
salty milk and coins
oh yeah and I licked the girls pussy
was nice

>>680929997
Yes she does. Which is why it will be just as easy to do again.

>>680930244
Yes. I love to share it because I know deep down there are more people on here that get off to it than they admit. Probably even more who wishes they were there that night so they could have raped her unconscious body.

>>680930258
You think so?

>>680929232
I lied about almost everything to everyone. You have to really imagine that no one knows my life but me. Not even my wife and kids. Sometimes I question myself is it worth it, but then I get into my 140k car and think fuck it.
There will probably be a moment to come clean about everything but not for now.
I sometimes commit crimes just to see if I can get away with it. Fraud, forgery etc.

I never target private persons or SMB. Only government and enterprises.

Want more?

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>>680930032

Yeah I'd never do that to him, love him too much for that, shame the lucky sod doesn't get off on the same porn I do though kek

I've set up spy cams on my bathroom whenever I get female visits

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>>680929708

>>680930596
Really is. It's some good shit.

I gave money to a 14 year old girl for sex