Hey /b/ros im showing my GF 4chan so give her what you got
and no CP i want this thread to last
Fuck you OP
no go ahead post whatever you guys want
>>680891932
Ha you thought this would impress your grill well if you have a female there show us her tits or fuck off
>>680891932
post said gf
>uses 4chan
>has GF
you can't have both
>>680892201
i didnt come here for no boy i came here for that man booty. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way... i see you chose the hard way Chris Handsome
tits and timestamp op
>>680892639
tell her to check my fucking dubs
>>680892777
>>680892777
CAT IN THE HAT FOR, PLEASE RATE
SERIOUSLY ANON, RATE
holy shit OP has a GF?
tell her to check my fucking dubs fag
>>680893062
>>680891932
Why would you show her /b/? This has to be one of the dullest boards on here. Have this spaghetti picture
>>680893005
So close
>>680892915
what's that from?
>>680893208
Your mom
Hello my name is John. I think hitler did a lot of things wrong, and there's nothing wrong with being black or homosexual.
>>680893208
it's from an art exhibit by Gottfried Helnwein
Guys. No. When someone asks for this we post happy and cute. What's wrong with you? we're trolls, don't so as op asks. He didn't even provide any pics of gf and nothing nude! Learn how to not be summer fags.
>>680893365
fuck you, and your thoughts
>>680893365
this man does not represent us
>>680892915
Looks like some photo done by an artist.
>>680893648
WHY!? Why did I scroll down?
Also where do they sell tiny sex dolls?
>>680893617
Fuck off white night cuck go back to your trap threads
>>680891932
>>680893848
those are "monster highschool" dolls
waiting for it
>>680894063
that's a fascist assumption
what are you, a nazi?
>>680893617
Holy shit you are a fucking faggot
>>680893367
>>680893920
Like I said. New fag. Trolling like we do and pissing people off isn't white knighting. God you're fucking stupid.
>>680894232
maybe
>>680894386
Only newfags call people newfags
When a new fag asks for the worst, you don't give the worst. Thread filled with fag. Op can't even show "her" his own saves shit and you cucks give in...?
>>680894694
why does every black girls vagina have to look like that?
>>680894715
Only newfags respond with replies to save their newfag status
>>680893848
Walmart
>>680893617
>>680894386
>>680894879
Calm down faggot
>>680894715
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680895015
I wasn't even that anon, nice try tho faggot
>>680895178
nice copy pasta faggot
>>680895178
>>680895320
Brother and sister recreate childhood photo.
Awkward!!
>>680895320
Duh... That's the point of it. You don't call it out you play off it it you dumb shit. Way to not have fun in the thread limp dick.
>>680895354
Coming for you doge, you're next when I'm done with him!
>>680895588
OP, you deserve better. Have this kitten born from pure cuddles.
>>680895986
That's disgusting! How could you post that!?
>>680895502
This can't be real
We do not wipe our ass'
We do not understand anything
Understand us.
>>680895986
>sledgehammer
At least it was quick
>>680895986
YOU SICK FUCK!
>>680895986
i know this isn't strictly against the rules, but
isn't some material such as this
censored because of the severity of the content?
>>680896075
>>680896119
>>680896391
I am become edge.
>>680892777
Lol Kevin????
This is the worst you'll find here. Prepare yourself.
>>680897203
>>680896916
Edge lords post what they want!
>>680893617
<you're more newfag than this post
Oh you guys...
Show GF with tits and timestamp or gtfo.
>>680898811
WHAT ASSHOLE???
>>680891932
>>680898862
Is not gonna happen sowwy
>>680898989
no way
>>680898989
Very good.
>>680898989
>>680898989
You found that on another thread you butt
>>680894466
Nice
Also cheeeekeem
She's shy as fuck tho.
>>680895897
Is this Air Farce or 22 minutes?
>>680898989
>898989
with those odds, I'm calling it. It's a negatory, commander
>>680895671
The titles should be
>Internet
>4chan
>/b/
>>680899399
Prove it.
Butt. Ha, best insult ever.
>>680898053
>>680898144
>>680898346
>replying to yourself
>>680898447
>>680899680
Wrong again bro. Nice try though. I don't post niggers
>>680894054
>>680895022
The fact you little faggots know that...
>>680898977
Good point... I now have this image as well.
>>680900592
Ttogether we shall find the chosen one who will lust for this image
>>680895008
I didn't know we finished that, I fell asleep.
this
>>680901119
>>680894027
Has anyone here ever read "Forever Free" by Joe Haldeman? It takes place about 1000 years from now, and at one point the characters visit Earth and go to the city of Disney, where they encounter a giant robotic Goofy (or maybe it was a hologram, don't remember). All I could think of was this.
(It's the sequel to The Forever War, if that helps)
>>680896925
I fuckin' lost it!
>>680899477
Neither. Pre-Canadian election special on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver urging Canadians to vote out Harper. The money thing was because the Canadian government could fine him $20,000 for election interference if he ever visits us.
>>680897359
>Standby
>Sexual Assault Mode
>>680895178
Wow. How about fuck you. I bet you were not even in the Navy seals. Probably just signed up to enlist in the Navy but couldn't get passed pt. My uncle is an actual police officer and he actually trace your iP if I give him one phone call. I bet I can take your fat ass in a fight any day. I took two years of karate and one semester of taekwondo at my local community college. I don't know what makes you want to lie over the Internet but I'll fuck you up in real lifew if you were ever in front of me scrub. You're not impressing anyone fuck boy. You're trying to cash checks your ass can't cash. I hope you don't make thone fake threats in real life because you'd get fucked up, nerd.
>>680893417
>mfw see the ball gag
>>680901333
He shot her with a shot gun, and left it behind to look like suicide, because he didn't want to risk having offspring that might rival is power?
Too bad he doesn't understand female anatomy and gets all his sex advice from Jimmy Olsen.
Or he would have know, a girl would have to swallow before being able to get pregnanted.
>>680891932
RULES ONE AND TWO FAGGOT!!!
>>680902544
Kek
Mmm some cp for you
>>680893617
good point friend, all of these summer fags are ruining everything!
>>680891932
>>680893900
yum
>>680892369
>>680902948
???? Do you think I am joking?
>>680903576
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>680893001
fucking ginger put their autority everywhere
>pic related god tier album
>>680902544
You dun goofed.
Tell your gf to be ready for the duck
>>680895986
MODS
>>680903807
Actually I am from Tumblr you piece of shit. I'm glad I am not from here. I just came by to see what it was like and all of you homophobic cisgendered white misogynist males clearly fit the bill here. At least reddit keeps it clean unlike this sewage dump. Like I said before. Come meet me in real life and I'll give you an ass whooping you will never forget. Maybe I can knock out some of the bigotry and racism out too. Get real little kid. You're just all talk and no action
>>680904546
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Chinese people
>>680905001
>>680891932
Do you expect your gf to think you're some kind of bad ass because you lurk this fucking cesspool?
>>680895502
she's fucking sexy.
>>680892777
checked.
>>680905274
how does her body stop the bullets? is she some kinda japanese super soldier experiment? WTF IS THIS SHIT!
>>680906080
>>680895986
>>680896391
Guess you could say that pussy got hammered.
>>680906080
I hope for your sake anon, that this is terrible bait.
>>680906080
Its a water gun fag.
>>680906383
clearly its a paintball gun, but to be fair hes using yellow paintballs so its a little harder to tell.
>>680895986
I fucking hate you! MODS
>>680906080
wat
>>680896925
Goddammit this shouldn't be funny but it is.
>>680892639
definitely not the quote but I applaud the effort
>>680903404
That foetus looks underage to me.
>>680898434
AHAHAAHAHAHA
>>680906854
its a painting nigler, go fish.
>>680906996
>what is humour
>>680891932
Drink bleach faggot
>>680891932
alot of people here aren't following the first and second rule...
>>680894296
I second this notion
>>680907378
Me too, except for you.
>>680893555
Checked and keked
>>680907578
>>680895986
WTF WHY ITS SO CUTE HOW COULD SOMEONE DO THAT?!
>>680894156
Why?
>>680893936
i know her.